If you ever wanted to join a cult but were afraid of the commitment, come worship with us at the Temple of the Hogg. You are not required to give up all your worldly possessions to us (though encouraged) or to be alienated from your family (though not discouraged). Enter the Temple, and meet your new best friends and shamans. We are here to guide you to The Promised Land of sports, music, movies, and life. That is all hyperbole. We are just three friends that came up in the 80's and 90's and are now our parents' ages. With...