Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

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A podcast about election-related prediction markets. Hosted by Jon Kimball and David Rees.

Episode 315: Your Health & Wellness Journey Begins Today

Jon and David discuss supplements, consumer electronics, and other lifestyle topics designed for today’s man. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Mar 11, • 59:16

Episode 314: Either Show Their Heads Getting Chopped Off Or Move On

Jon picks a Bad Boy of the Week. David starts writing his Blood Meridian musical. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Mar 4, • 53:52

PREVIEW Patreon Episode: Highlights Of The First EPM Call-In Show

To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks! http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Feb 25, • 4:20

Episode 312: Router Name Resistance

Jon and David argue about how long it would take to walk to Sunrise Biscuit Kitchen from Jon’s apartment. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Feb 18, • 54:55

Episode 311: Dumbbells are important

Jon rages at a breakfast restaurant’s self-description. David theorizes about national dementia. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Feb 11, • 55:51

Episode 310: Did DEI Cause The American Airlines 5432 Crash? A Good-Faith Investigation Into An Intriguing Theory

Jon gets back into the news. David celebrates crustal hydration. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Feb 4, • 55:27

Episode 309: 100 Years

Jon warns David about pink dye. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jan 28, • 56:09

Episode 308: In This Moment All Sides Should Give One Another A Bit Of Grace

Jon explains why he’s no longer bothered by horror. David starts monitoring bedfellows. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jan 21, • 53:56

Episode 307: DM Me On Watch Duty

David packs a go bag. Jon has issues with his fob. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jan 14, • 58:34

Episode 306: The Bunny Rabbit Boys

Jon and David rebrand and provide a hippity-hoppity take on current events. Join our Patreon! http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jan 7, • 53:23

Episode 305: Last Episode Of 2024!

Jon celebrates a North Carolina population milestone. David watches Nicole Kidman drink a glass of milk. Join our Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Dec 31, 2024 • 44:30

Episode 304: Post-Christmas Mini Episode

Jon gets excited about a new dam. David shares New York City memories from days gone by. Join our Patreon! http://bit.ly/patreon-epm Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bsky-social Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Dec 26, 2024 • 43:56

Episode 303: Cormac McCarthy And Avalanches

David makes unfounded conjectures about a famous novelist. Jon promises to read Blood Meridian. Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://jonkimball.bsky.social Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Dec 17, 2024 • 49:38

Episode 302: Holding Space For Brainrot

Jon and David discuss Luigi Mangione and Lara Trump. Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://jonkimball.bsky.social Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Dec 10, 2024 • 54:47

Episode 301: Temu Tom Waits

Jon keeps up with the news. David sees Wicked. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://jonkimball.bsky.social Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Dec 4, 2024 • 59:10

Episode 300: TOURNAMENT OF TOUGHEST ROAD SIGNS

Jon and David argue their way through a 32-seed bracket of the toughest road signs. This was previously a Patreon-only episode but it's a holiday so enjoy. Be back to our regularly scheduled show next week! Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your questions or comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Nov 26, 2024 • 1:26:48

No episode this week

Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Nov 20, 2024 • 0:19

Episode 299: 2024 Election Recap For A Low-Information Voter

David hasn't looked at the news in a week. Jon tells him what happened. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Nov 13, 2024 • 58:01

Episode 298: The 2024 EPM Slide Whistle Jukebox

Incredible, indescribable, inspirational music for the home stretch. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Nov 5, 2024 • 39:37

Episode 297: The Feelings Attached To The Numbers

Jon canvasses with his mom. David makes his final PredictIt trade. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Oct 29, 2024 • 46:45

Episode 296: Two-Week Horizon Gut Check (With Janie Haddad Tompkins)

Jon and David talk to Janie about the upcoming election, which is two weeks away. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Oct 22, 2024 • 53:47

Episode 295: Trump’s Sound Bath (Featuring Starlee Kine)

Jon and David talk to Starlee about election vibes and listening parties. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Oct 15, 2024 • 1:00:00

Episode 294: Four Weeks Until Election Day

David stops listening to the numbers. Jon promises, for the thousandth time, to quit Twitter. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Oct 8, 2024 • 56:20

Episode 293: Let The October Surprises Begin

Jon and David discuss a grim week for North Carolina. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Oct 1, 2024 • 39:03

Episode 292: ANNOUNCING: The 2024 EPM Slide Whistle Jukebox

Donate at https://app.oath.vote to hear your favorite song rocked on the slide whistle! Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Sep 24, 2024 • 51:03

Episode 291: Emergency NC Limelight Update: Black Nazi Piss King

Jon and David discuss recent news out of North Carolina. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Sep 20, 2024 • 41:58

Episode 290: What’s The Deal With Grimsley High School?

This is our first episode edited using Ableton 10! Extremely historic stuff. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Sep 18, 2024 • 50:28

Episode 289: I'll See You In The Booth

Jon compiles recent North Carolina polls. David complains about spiders descending on him. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Sep 10, 2024 • 37:28

Announcement for Live Debate Watch Party on Discord Tuesday Night

Come join us on Discord at 9pm ET as we'll provide live commentary as we all stream the debate. If you're not a Patreon member, join today for Discord access! http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Sep 9, 2024 • 0:38

Episode 287: A Vale Of Humility Between Two Mountains Of Conceit

Jon doesn’t think the Arlington kerfuffle has legs. David celebrates Mark Robinson’s filthy porno desires. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Sep 4, 2024 • 53:04

Episode 286: Let’s Follow The Chemtrails Up Into RFK Jr’s Nose

Jon reviews the NC sample ballot. David plays the final cicada recording. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Aug 27, 2024 • 52:48

Episode 285: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: 2024 DNC Recap

Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Aug 23, 2024 • 5:52

Episode 284: Sweet Baby James

Jon recaps the DNC’s first night. David plays a message from Beckett. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Aug 20, 2024 • 53:41

Episode 283: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Negative Risk Explainer

Jon explains negative risk, the safest way to make money on PredictIt. To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks! Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Aug 16, 2024 • 4:20

Episode 282: Nickname Crisis

Jon makes good money on Tim Walz. David explains the difference between Deadpool and Deadwood. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Aug 13, 2024 • 51:36

Episode 281: Monday Special: The Last VP Market Ever?

Jon makes last-minute trades before the VP announcement. David watches in silence. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Aug 5, 2024 • 46:28

Episode 280: Couch Me Ousside, Howbow Dah

Jon talks about the kids today. David refuses to put more money into PredictIt. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jul 30, 2024 • 58:48

Episode 279: Joe Biden Listens To The Numbers

Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jul 23, 2024 • 56:56

Episode 278: The Best Week Of Donald Trump’s Life

Jon and David discuss the assassination attempt, the dismissal of the documents case, and stickers. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jul 16, 2024 • 48:09

Episode 277: PATREON PREVIEW: Q&A Catch-up

Jon and David get caught up on listener questions. To hear the entire episode, go to Patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jul 13, 2024 • 4:20

Episode 276: Biden Campaign Death Watch, Week 2

Jon tries his goodest to think clearly. David enters the Biden resignation market. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jul 9, 2024 • 48:34

Episode 275: Post-Debate PredictIt Turbulence

David learns about the presidential debate. Jon describes Medieval Manhattan. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jul 2, 2024 • 52:04

Episode 274: Won't Need Your Eyes

Jon and David are still traveling. Regular episodes will resume next week. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jun 25, 2024 • 2:04

Episode 273: PATREON PREVIEW: Tournament of Number Songs

Jon and David debate which is the #1 song about numbers. To hear the entire episode, go to Patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jun 18, 2024 • 4:20

Episode 272: Infoworse

Jon prepares for the journey of a lifetime. David ends his love affair with guitar pedals. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jun 11, 2024 • 56:16

Episode 271: The Summer Of Chaos Begins

Jon and David answer listener questions and analyze recent nature recordings. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jun 6, 2024 • 39:32

Episode 270: Introducing: The Cinderblokes

Jon and David plan their rival Netflix specials. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jun 4, 2024 • 43:44

Episode 269: Chasing The Cheese

Jon reaches out to PredictIt. David wakes up defeated. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

May 28, 2024 • 50:08

Episode 268: Flag Vs. Sign

Jon shares hot new data about Charlotte. David boldly calls for Donald Trump to drop out of the presidential race. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

May 21, 2024 • 53:20

Episode 267: Will You Let Me Put Your Name On A Doormat?

Jon analyzes the Gateway Arch. David gets a surprisingly sexy email. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

May 14, 2024 • 57:22

Episode 266: UNC Successfully Protects Its American Flag From Hamas’s Army

Jon returns to negative risk. David remembers a classic rap battle. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

May 7, 2024 • 56:08

Episode 265: Cricket’s Revenge

A PredictIt market finally reacts to a piece of news. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Apr 30, 2024 • 1:04:49

Episode 264: The Tortured POTUS Department

Jon doesn’t want to talk about Kristi Noem. David celebrates shooting UV light inside himself. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Apr 23, 2024 • 55:08

Episode 263: 100-Decibel Frogs

Jon explains why Charlotte is a Gamma-plus city. David explains why Shakespeare was a good writer. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Apr 16, 2024 • 48:48

Episode 262: Mama’s Gonna Buy You A Mockingbird

David figures out how to make $10,000 a night. Jon clanks his huge water bottle. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Apr 16, 2024 • 6:16

Episode 261: Tim Sheehy’s Magic Bullet

Jon mourns the end of March Madness. David counts knobs on his pedals. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Apr 9, 2024 • 56:32

Episode 260: Have Faith, Believe, Just Trust, You’ll See ...

Anything Is Possible. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Apr 2, 2024 • 35:28

Episode 259: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: 2024 NCAA Tournament Recap 3

Jon analyzes Duke's tournament upsets. David is upset by the numbers. To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks!

Apr 1, 2024 • 4:00

Episode 258: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: 2024 NCAA Tournament Recap 2

David reports back from his big night at the Crypto Dot Com arena. Jon mourns a Duke victory. To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks!

Mar 30, 2024 • 3:00

Episode 257: Storms Operate In Your Eyes

David finally gets to talk about guitar pedals for one minute. Jon discusses gambling in NC. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Mar 26, 2024 • 48:31

Episode 256: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: 2024 NCAA Tournament Recap 1

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Mar 25, 2024 • 4:00

Episode 255: Fixing A Bicycle Chain While Pedaling

Jon gives it up for NC State. David remembers the Bad Lieutenant. Join EPM Madness!! http://bit.ly/epmmadness Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Mar 19, 2024 • 48:00

Episode 254: A Pissle-stop Tour

Jon remembers the last time he cried about sports. David learns about “Fundie Baby Voice." Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Mar 12, 2024 • 1:03:30

Episode 253: Super Tuesday Recap

This is a mini-episode for the historical record. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Mar 7, 2024 • 28:00

Patreon Episode Preview: Tournament of Toughest Road Signs

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Mar 5, 2024 • 3:08

Episode 251: Battle Of The Jan. 6 Games

Jon and David make a bet about the Michigan primary. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Feb 28, 2024 • 57:24

Patreon Episode Preview: Abraham Lincoln Was The Best President: Remembering Dexter Romweber

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Feb 23, 2024 • 4:27

Episode 249: A Journey To Aphantasia

Jon and David’s conversation about Trump’s new sneakers takes an unexpected turn. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Feb 21, 2024 • 1:06:56

Episode 248: There’s Too Many Buttons Here

Jon watches Keith Olbermann watching Jon Stewart. David watches Joe Biden watching Taylor Swift. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Feb 14, 2024 • 1:10:04

Episode 247: SEO Optimization Factor (Extreme Mode): Apple Vision Pro, Taylor Swift, UNC Versus Duke

Jon waits for a hot new tech gadget. David waits for Taylor Swift to tweet about Palestine. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Feb 6, 2024 • 53:06

Episode 246: Buying Nikki Haley At Two Cents

Jon goes even deeper on Hurricane Fran. David shares more bumper-sticker diaries. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jan 31, 2024 • 57:28

Patreon Episode Preview: NH Primary Recap

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Jan 24, 2024 • 2:36

Episode 244: New Hampshire Primary Preview

David buys more Nikki Haley shares. Jon apologizes to an important Christian. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jan 24, 2024 • 1:03:28

Episode 243: Iowa Caucus Recap

Money-Losin' Season is here again! Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jan 17, 2024 • 1:01:00

Episode 242: The Milkiest Way

Jon sings an old banking jingle. David finally invests in Nikki Haley. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jan 10, 2024 • 57:38

Episode 241: 2024 Will Be The Best Year Yet!!!

Jon celebrates blue-state college football. David announces his new favorite movie director. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Jan 3, 2024 • 56:00

Patreon Episode Preview: Bad Boy Of The Year Tournament

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Dec 28, 2023 • 2:30

Episode 239: Biden And Baphomet Can’t Catch A Break

Jon celebrates an underrated skyline. David gets confused about fuzz pedals. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Dec 20, 2023 • 1:01:36

Episode 238: Ron DeSantis’s Pedalboard

Jon ponders musical carpeting. David gets to know Patriotic Kenny. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Dec 13, 2023 • 49:36

Episode 237: Who Would Win The Super-War Between All States?

Jon remembers Henry Kissinger. David continues to lose money. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Dec 5, 2023 • 44:56

Episode 236: More high-pitched whining

Jon analyzes the Mombasa skyline. David uncovers a noise-cancelling-headphone psyop. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Nov 30, 2023 • 49:08

Episode 235: A Midjourney Thanksgiving

Two drumsticks flappin’ and yappin' Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Nov 22, 2023 • 51:28

Episode 234: Biden, Israel, Manic Pixie Dream Girl

Jon asks about the 10. David holds Tim Scott despite losses. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Nov 14, 2023 • 47:19

Episode 233: 60,000: The Number Of People Kenan Stadium Used To Hold

Jon explores stoicism. David explores the numbers. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Nov 8, 2023 • 39:34

Episode 232: Halloween Spaghetti

Jon wonders about lifts. David remembers something Kool Keith said to him. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Oct 31, 2023 • 43:18

Episode 231: Who’s There? Ghost.

Ghost to show we’re back from our hiatus! Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Oct 24, 2023 • 55:00

Episode 230: EPM Hiatus Special: The Unknown Guest (A James Bond Mystery) (1981)

James Bond fights Dr. X, who used to work with Dr. No.

Oct 17, 2023 • 21:44

Episode 229: EPM Hiatus Special: Satchel (2023), Mystery Truck (1981)

He put the mask in the street and let the cars run over it.

Oct 11, 2023 • 26:54

Episode 228: EPM Hiatus Special: The Alley Men In New York (1981)

David tells a story.

Oct 5, 2023 • 19:44

Episode 227: Two Two Seven

Jon explains the missing fighter jet. David names the Star Wars planets. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Sep 20, 2023 • 33:14

Episode 226: Wanted Dead ’N’ Alive

Jon analyzes Lara Trump’s URL mistake. David calls the Giuliani donation line. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Sep 12, 2023 • 45:14

Episode 225: We Are Directly Between Two Ancient Sacred Relics

Jon welcomes the newest members of the ACC. David worries about Tim Scott’s relationship status. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Sep 5, 2023 • 47:29

Episode 224: EPM Mugshot Review

Hello, this is David and I don't know what goes here so I'm gonna leave it blank.

Aug 30, 2023 • 30:56

Episode 223: Bodies Bodies Bodies: GOP Debate Preview

David drafts an NYT push alert. Jon opens up about Vivek Ramaswamy. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Aug 22, 2023 • 54:09

Episode 222: Why Don’t Our Presidents Sing?

Jon and David place bets on whether Giuliani will smile in his mugshot. (Piano music by MATTIA CUPELLI: https://soundcloud.com/mattiacupelli) Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Aug 16, 2023 • 1:06:56

Episode 221: You Have A Plane That Can Only Fly Straight

David buys more TRUMP NO shares. Jon makes an unexpected discovery about lines. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Aug 8, 2023 • 52:16

Episode 220: Vivek’s Got The Juice

Jon reviews Barbie and the new Trump indictment. David reviews Oppenheimer and Fat Tonys Pizza. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Aug 2, 2023 • 51:33

Episode 219: PredictIt Is Saved

Jon reacts to the big PredictIt news and analyzes x.com's URL. David defends his Titanic decision. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Jul 24, 2023 • 51:12

Episode 218: Titanic Vs. The Moon

Some of us are just gonna float untethered in space. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Jul 19, 2023 • 36:07

Episode 217: Pronounced Like “Looting"

Jon misses Disco. David learns about splooting. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Jul 10, 2023 • 37:16

Episode 216: They Found Cocaine In The White House

Jon learns about number stations for the first time. David promises no more honking. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Jul 6, 2023 • 51:20

Episode 215: Ten Football Stadiums Of Large Dogs Falling On You

Jon ponders the depths below. David welcomes a new candidate to PredictIt. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Jun 26, 2023 • 50:58

Episode 214: Erotic Bad Boys Of The Week

Jon discusses the missing submarine. David fantasizes about the Tim Moore lawsuit. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Jun 21, 2023 • 52:38

Episode 213: I Don’t Want Anybody Looking Through My Boxes

Jon considers Trump’s latest indictment. David remembers a scandalous password. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Jun 12, 2023 • 49:56

Episode 212: Hello Skinnyapolis

Jon gets sick. David misremembers the Chinese Room. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Jun 7, 2023 • 46:28

Episode 211: Marvel Comics Presents: The Uncanny X-Men & The Residents

Jon gets burned. David gets punched. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

May 30, 2023 • 38:30

Episode 210: $TUD

Recorded hours before Ron DeSantis’s masterful Twitter Spaces announcement. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

May 25, 2023 • 53:48

Episode 209: Patreon Unlocked: Fashion Spectacular (Part 2 of 2)

More Patreon fashion fun, now unlocked for all listeners. We’ll be back with regular episodes soon! Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

May 18, 2023 • 52:16

Episode 208: Patreon Unlocked: Fashion Spectacular (Part 1 of 2)

Lisa Fries answers Jon and David’s fashion questions. We’ll be back with regular episodes soon! Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

May 16, 2023 • 57:55

Announcement

No podcast this week.

May 9, 2023 • 3:20

Episode 206: The Scofield Files: Case Closed

"I would appreciate an acknowledgment of this communication." Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

May 2, 2023 • 52:08

Episode 205: The Scofield Files

Jon bids farewell to Tucker Carlson. David does some digging. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Apr 24, 2023 • 1:08:20

Episode 204: Your Sacrifice Completes My Sanctuary Of One Thousand Testicles

Jon’s parents help solve a mystery. David sees The Holy Mountain. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Apr 19, 2023 • 54:55

Episode 203: Harlan Crow’s Garden Of Evil: The Musical

David wonders about Hitler’s teapot. Jon confuses Aaron Sorkin with Aaron Spelling. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Apr 11, 2023 • 56:58

Episode 202: Trump Arrest / Thrift Store LP Treasures

David grieves for a lost mug shot. Jon leaves his window open so the birds can have their say. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Apr 5, 2023 • 1:12:00

Episode 201: “I Was A Fiend For The Soft Stuff"

Jon celebrates SVB’s new connection to North Carolina. David waxes erotic about pudding. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Mar 28, 2023 • 50:44

Episode 200: Iraq War 20th Anniversary Celebration Spectacular!

Jon and David take a stroll down memory lane. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Mar 21, 2023 • 1:04:00

Patreon Episode PREVIEW: NCAA Tournament Recap #1

Jon and David discuss the first full day of March Madness and analyze the health of their brackets. To hear the rest of this episode, join the EPM Patreon http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Mar 17, 2023 • 2:16

Episode 198: Brief, Chaotic, And Lo-Fi

David shows up at Jon’s house. Jon reminisces about Gainesville. David shows off his new sleep machine. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Mar 13, 2023 • 25:46

Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Field Recording Of New Hope Creek At Night

This was recorded at the Johnston Mill Nature Preserve. Subscribe to the EPM Patreon to hear the full recording.

Mar 12, 2023 • 4:20

Episode 196: Is The Universe Expanding Or Not

Jon worries about the numbers. David fantasizes about the pyramids. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Feb 28, 2023 • 51:14

Episode 195: If It Landed In Your Yard You’d Be Screaming

Jon can’t defend Mayor Pete. David can’t believe Biden didn’t say “cars and trucks." Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Feb 21, 2023 • 50:25

Announcement

David has COVID. We’ll be back next week.

Feb 14, 2023 • 0:19

Episode 193: Could Tony Robbins Have Been Elected President?

Jon celebrates the Battle of Myrtle Beach. David ponders hypothetical SOTU word markets. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Feb 8, 2023 • 53:51

Episode 192: Water Ad Libitum

Jon makes a case for the Toronto skyline. David fantasizes about “JackTok." Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Feb 1, 2023 • 1:01:44

Episode 191: The Goldsboro Incident

Jon finally starts watching the Bureau. David makes his last PredictIt trade. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Jan 25, 2023 • 54:05

Episode 190: Cash: Zero. Shares: Zero.

David remembers Russian Water Comedy. Jon finally quits PredictIt. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Jan 18, 2023 • 45:34

Episode 189: The Most Exciting Friday Night In PredictIt History?

Jon and David celebrate the final House Speaker votes. Jon reviews Avatar: The Way of Water. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Jan 10, 2023 • 50:00

Episode 188: Micro-Episode About David’s Underground Cave

More soon!

Jan 9, 2023 • 1:58

Episode 187: 2,000 Shares In Hakeem Jeffries Yes

Jon and David watch the floor vote for House speaker. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Jan 3, 2023 • 50:05

Episode 186: 2022 = 2+0+2+2 = 6

David reviews his 2022 bingo card. Jon explains the latest (and last?) PredicIt hoax. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Dec 27, 2022 • 38:36

Episode 185: Donald Trump NFT In Rick Owens Drip

Jon wins big in the Fauci market. David reminisces about Daffy's. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Dec 21, 2022 • 52:22

Announcement

This week's episode will be released Wednesday morning! Thank you.

Dec 20, 2022 • 0:37

Episode 183: Total Vindication Of America’s Greatest Prognosticator (with Alex Pareene)

Alex Pareene returns to celebrate his prediction about Kyrsten Sinema coming true. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Dec 13, 2022 • 43:20

Episode 182: If There’s A Bustle In Your Hedgerow

Jon and David discuss the Twitter Files and UNC’s disastrous weekend. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Dec 6, 2022 • 46:51

Episode 181: Cat Stevens Recorded A Whole Concept Album About Numbers

David joins Jon in his room to record another stupendous episode of their podcast (Election Profit Makers). Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Nov 29, 2022 • 36:36

Episode 180: Travelin’ Down To Hell With The Devil On My Ass

Jon makes more money on the midterms. David has a question about numbers. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Nov 22, 2022 • 47:42

Episode 179: Voice Memos From A Pizza Hut(?) Employee

N.C. meetup in a couple weeks! Listen for info. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Nov 15, 2022 • 11:13

Episode 178: Midterms 2022: The Chaos Bowl

Jon trolls Trafalgar. David makes money. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Nov 9, 2022 • 43:04

Episode 177: Surprising Things Have Been Known To Happen (And May Well Continue To Happen Into The Future)

Our last episode before the 2020 midterms. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Nov 1, 2022 • 58:30

Episode 176: We Have Prepared A Thrilling Rollercoaster Ride Of Terror For You

Jon digs in on PredictIt. David gets his ass kicked by Charlotte. Patreon watch party this Thursday! Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Oct 25, 2022 • 46:36

Episode 175: Herschel Walker Safety Patrol

Jon defends “First In Flight.” David honors the Federal Booty Inspector. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Oct 18, 2022 • 53:45

Episode 174: Ancient Aliens

Jon writes off Florida. David shares his canvassing diary. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Oct 11, 2022 • 1:00:48

Patreon Episode PREVIEW: A Celebration Of Minor League Baseball Team Names And Stadiums

All hail the Springfield Cardinals. Subscribe to our Patreon to hear the full episode. http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Oct 6, 2022 • 3:21

Episode 172: Midas Manifestation Dot Beauty

Jon recovers from Hurricane Ian. David prepares to start knocking. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Oct 4, 2022 • 45:21

Episode 171: Where We Go Footbone We Go Football

David invests in the midterms. Jon prepares for Hurricane Ian. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Sep 27, 2022 • 48:32

Episode 170: The Famous Left-Wing Journalist Who Was Your Uncle

Jon feels sympathy for Mike Lindell. David explains the gossip about “Don’t Worry Darling." Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Sep 20, 2022 • 49:07

Episode 169: nervy.touchy.spectators

Jon gets canvassed. David remembers the Queen. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Sep 13, 2022 • 52:05

Episode 168: Seven Billboards

Jon remembers his high-school Rolodex. David remembers working at Maxim magazine. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Sep 6, 2022 • 51:50

Episode 167: “You Know What, Baby? I’m Gone. I’m Gone With The Wind."

The first billboards are up! Jon and David review the amazing events of August 2022. Donate to the billboard campaign... PAYPAL: contact@electionprofitmakers.com VENMO: @David-Rees-32 ZELLE: dr@mnftiu.cc Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Aug 30, 2022 • 51:17

Episode 166: The Billboards Are Happening

Jon checks in on the Fauci market. David forgets to mention Liz Cheney’s loss. Donate to the billboard campaign on PAYPAL: contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Aug 23, 2022 • 54:30

Episode 165: I’m At Wegner’s, My Wife Wants Some Vegetables For Crudité

Jon cries from all the lasers. David shares an Ohio billboard update. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Aug 16, 2022 • 55:24

Episode 164: Who Rides The Wrecking Ball Into Our Guitars?

Jon and David discuss the end of PredictIt. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Aug 9, 2022 • 52:52

Episode 163: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Jon’s Dad Talks About Nope

To hear therest of the entire episode, go to our Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Aug 6, 2022 • 2:36

Episode 162: Like Sands Through The Hourglass ...

Jon and David discuss the Forward Party, recent changes in the Senate markets, and NOPE. Rebecca from Missoula shares some Gavin Newsom intel. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Aug 2, 2022 • 52:05

Episode 161: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Johnston Mill Preserve Field Recording

To hear the entire episode, go to our Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Jul 30, 2022 • 2:00

Episode 160: Feet Don’t Fail Me Now

Jon and David discuss many topics … and have fun doing so!!! Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Jul 26, 2022 • 50:54

Episode 159: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Design Lessons From Guitar Pedals (with Clive Thompson)

To hear the rest of this episode, go to our Patreon at http://patreon.epm.cool

Jul 22, 2022 • 3:58

Episode 158: “Strongly Approve” = 1%

Jon updates his airport pickup policy. David researches Ohio billboards. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://epm.cool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Jul 19, 2022 • 44:57

Episode 157: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Conference Realignment

To hear the rest of this episode, go to our Patreon at http://epm.cool Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://epm.cool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Jul 16, 2022 • 2:24

Episode 156: Fit Crazy Describe It For Us Right Quick

Jon and David discuss Boris Johnson, Joe Biden, and Balenciaga jeans. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Support us on Patreon at https://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Jul 12, 2022 • 52:05

Back Next Week

No show this week. Happy Independence Day! Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at https://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Jul 5, 2022 • 0:36

Episode 154: We'll Fight For You If You Simply Vote Harder (with Janie Haddad Tompkins)

Jon and David briefly discuss SCOTUS. Janie Haddad Tompkins analyzes the 1/6 Committee. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://epm.cool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Jun 28, 2022 • 51:04

Episode 153: I Just Gave Myself A Headache

Jon enters the Trump indictment market. David perfects a new catchphrase. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://epm.cool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Jun 21, 2022 • 49:43

Episode 152: Body Horror

David reviews the Jan. 6 Committee hearings. Jon starts investing in crypto. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Jun 14, 2022 • 52:23

Episode 151: A Million People On Mars By 2050

Jon and David bet against Boris Johnson. Stephanie files an amazing fish weir dispatch. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Jun 7, 2022 • 47:09

Episode 150: Highway To The Gain-ger Zone

Jon puts more money into PredictIt. David reviews Top Gun: Maverick. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

May 31, 2022 • 47:08

Episode 149: The Bison And The Scorpion

Jon rides the Dr. Oz wave. David drops a hot take about Madison Cawthorn’s defeat. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

May 24, 2022 • 42:17

Episode 148: What Makes Man Lower Than A Turtle? His Ego!

Jon and David look forward to the NC and PA primaries. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

May 17, 2022 • 46:30

Episode 147: I Don’t Know Whether To Throw Up Or Cry

Our experiment in A.I. podcasting ends in disaster. Regular episodes resume next week. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

May 10, 2022 • 10:00

Episode 146: Man Vs. Robot

Jon’s first week off doesn’t go as planned. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

May 3, 2022 • 16:16

Episode 145: You Call Yourself The Riddler And You Show Up With This?

Jon takes issue with Elon Musk’s amazing tunnel ideas. David takes issue with the Riddler. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Apr 26, 2022 • 45:25

Episode 144: Has Anyone Seen My Milk Bucket

Jon and David discuss testosterone, the key to American manliness. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Apr 19, 2022 • 38:36

Episode 143: On A Scale From 9 To 10

Jon finally bets against Madison Cawthorn. David listens to Herschel Walker’s wisdom. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Apr 12, 2022 • 42:41

Episode 142: The Numbers Are Communicating With Us

Jon recaps one of the greatest games in UNC history. David discusses sexual get-togethers. Kate captures a stunning 444 moment. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday / Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matchin

Apr 5, 2022 • 44:32

Episode 141: Is Ginni Thomas A Bad Boy?

Jon says hello from Florida. David reviews the Oscars. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday / Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Mar 29, 2022 • 39:30

Episode 140: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Fish Weir Field Recording

Jon and David recorded one of Jon’s favorite fish weirs. Subscribe to our Patreon to hear the full recording. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday/ Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Mar 28, 2022 • 2:36

Episode 139: The Only March Madness Podcast Episode You Will Ever Need

Jon outlines a worst-case scenario. David shares a new number joke. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday / Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Mar 22, 2022 • 54:42

Episode 138: To All The Pizza In The Place With Style And Grace

Jon and David look at fundraising in NC’s hottest congressional races. Listeners weigh in on the best birthdays. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday / Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Mar 15, 2022 • 49:36

Episode 137: Balls And Numbers (A Wizard’s Tale)

Jon celebrates a huge weekend for North Carolina sports. David accuses Mark Meadows of voter fraud. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday / Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Mar 8, 2022 • 46:20

Episode 136: Engaging The Enemy's Memes In A Modern Battlespace (a.k.a. Warfighting 101)

Jon and David go into war-pundit mode Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday / Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Mar 1, 2022 • 45:44

Episode 135: 2:22 2/22/22 (2222222222222)

For hardcore number-heads only Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday / Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Feb 22, 2022 • 46:26

Episode 134: Krallice Tremolo Picking Reference

Jon explains the latest NC congressional maps and sings selections from Bye Bye Birdie. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday / Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Feb 15, 2022 • 45:06

Episode 133: Blood Incantation Logo Joke

Jon turns into a sk8ter boi. David tries watching the Olympics. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday / Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Feb 8, 2022 • 44:48

Episode 132: You Sheltered Me With Abundance

Jon dives into the SCOTUS market. David gags on a popcorn husk. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on FXX 11pm ET Thursday / Hulu following day. http://bit.ly/Dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds.

Feb 1, 2022 • 44:52

Episode 131: Standing Behind Aaron Rodgers At The Airport

David finally ends his affair with JD Vance. Jon critiques Biden’s press conference. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jan 25, 2022 • 45:52

Episode 130: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Q&A Spectacular With Aimee Mann

Entire episode available at our Patreon. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jan 21, 2022 • 2:02

Episode 129: 4 Hill 4 Billy

Clay Aiken runs for Congress in Jon’s district. David talks about his priceless Saul Steinberg chair. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords

Jan 18, 2022 • 59:56

Episode 128: Nancy Pelosi’s Bingo Card Triumph

Are rocks tools? Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jan 11, 2022 • 54:48

Episode 127: I Didn’t Have Making A 2022 Bingo Card On My 2022 Bingo Card

Jon finds himself up for Bad Boy of the Week. David mourns a dead pedal. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jan 4, 2022 • 49:39

Episode 126: Florida Pizza Restaurant Infomercial

No regular episode this week. Happy New Year! Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Dec 28, 2021 • 21:52

Episode 125: 2021 Can Go Eat A Donkey’s Ass

Jon’s love for ancient fish technology saves David from the abyss. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Dec 21, 2021 • 49:24

Episode 124: You With Your Fishing Weirs And Me With My Cheese

David shares his story of being cancelled by Dr. Oz. Jon discusses fish walls. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Dec 14, 2021 • 49:20

Episode 123: Try Crazy Stuff

Jon and David talk to the unstoppable Astra Taylor. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Dec 7, 2021 • 37:43

Episode 122: Bedroom Fun 2021!

David makes money on Matthew McConaughey; Jon reads a statement about Kid Rock. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Nov 30, 2021 • 39:14

Episode 121: Thanksgiving Weekend Meetup Announcement!

No episode this week. Have a happy and safe Thanksgiving. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Nov 23, 2021 • 2:47

Episode 120: Bingo-Card Comedian Vs. Discogs Democrat

Jon explains pro-family radio call signs; David wonders if Kyle Rittenhouse qualifies as a bad boy. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.b

Nov 16, 2021 • 49:32

Episode 119: Versace Spring 2022 Collection

Jon almost breaks David with a tweet. Bari starts some kind of weird fake college. Link to our Merch: http://bit.ly/epmverycool Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Nov 9, 2021 • 49:33

Episode 118: Aesop, RoboCop, Bitcoin Bad Boys

Jon preps for Virginia's gubernatorial election, David wonders if the cop who interrupted the episode was a bot. Featuring new bit.ly links! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.ban

Nov 2, 2021 • 39:41

Episode 117: The Nude Dudes Are Decidedly Rude

Jon alienates our Ohio listeners, David discusses Dune and Dopesmoker, new stickers for new Patreons! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Oct 26, 2021 • 45:26

Episode 116: We Sell Party Stethoscopes (with Alex Pareene)

Alex Pareene makes a big Sinema prediction. Jon discusses steering wheels. David’s bad-boy comedy takes no prisoners. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Oct 19, 2021 • 46:26

Episode 115: Jon Will Never Watch Squid Game

David bets big against Matthew McConaughey. Jon wonders why September sucked. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Oct 12, 2021 • 43:34

Episode 114: Kayaks, Bathrooms, Fake Names, & Close Calls

Sinema betrays Code Pink’s heritage. David’s memory of his old nickname takes a dark turn. (CW: Brief mention of sexual assault) Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Oct 5, 2021 • 45:40

Episode 113: Build Back Better vs. Pasta Face-Off

Self-described “douchebag moderate” Bill Scher explains WTF is happening this week. Also football. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Sep 28, 2021 • 46:55

Episode 112: Art Thou But A Dagger Of The Mind?

David attends a fundraiser; Jon celebrates UNC football; Marjorie blows up a car. GREEN ROOM watch party this Thursday! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Sep 21, 2021 • 42:29

Episode 111: The 9/11 Wuhan Drum Machine Mystery

David mourns America’s innocence, Jon watches Josh Mandel in the corn, Emma sends an amazing email. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Sep 14, 2021 • 46:11

Episode 110: Horse Shampoo

Jon drops a new bit.ly link, David stops hedging in the CA recall market. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Sep 7, 2021 • 47:58

Episode 109: Will Larry Elder Live to See the California Recall?

Jon hypes his discomfort zone, David reviews the latest Jack Reacher novel. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Aug 31, 2021 • 41:46

Episode 108: A Table Called Bob

David hedges hard in the CA recall; Jon defends his skyscraper theory; JD Vance’s beard gets dewy. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Aug 24, 2021 • 53:51

Episode 107: Afghanistan 3030

Jon decides to re-invade Nebraska, David finally gets an email from JD Vance. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Aug 17, 2021 • 40:09

Episode 106: 29 Feet Below The Highest Point In Nebraska

Jon crosses state lines on another mission, David rides Cuomo waves, Penthouse Pete plays dirty. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Aug 10, 2021 • 50:53

Episode 105: Twenty Minutes Of Madison Cawthorn Yelling About Freedom From The Bottom Of A Well.

We'll be back next week! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Aug 3, 2021 • 20:49

Episode 104: GeoGuessr vs. The Olympics

Jon sets a world record, David perfects his "$50,000 plate" joke. RIP Oh Papa. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jul 27, 2021 • 46:57

Episode 103: Tweetsie Railroad

David buys more pants. Jon searches for JD Vance in Appalachia. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jul 20, 2021 • 49:44

Episode 102: Election Profit Makers in Space

Jon, David, and Starlee get a free flight. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jul 16, 2021 • 39:39

Episode 101: Don’t Fall For It

David pitches to the JD Vance campaign. Starlee sees through Jeff Bezos. Jon is swallowed up by GeoGuesser. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jul 7, 2021 • 50:26

Episode 100: Helicopters are Infrastructure

David and Starlee scrap the episode outline and listen to Jon talk about building elevations. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jun 30, 2021 • 48:22

Episode 99: In Between Time

Starlee recaps her trip. New York votes for mayor. Happy birthday David. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jun 24, 2021 • 29:29

Episode 98: Bridges and Fridges

Jon and David place bets on Starlee’s cross country tour. Adams, who lives in New York and not New Jersey, pulls ahead. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jun 15, 2021 • 44:27

Episode 97: Hot God Summer

Jon and Starlee welcome a surprise guest. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jun 9, 2021 • 49:49

Episode 96: Mayor of Easttown

Starlee goes to the movies. Jon’s a car guy now. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Jun 2, 2021 • 34:20

Episode 95: All Hail the Harmonica Ripper

Groomgate enters its third week. Yang continues to disrupt. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

May 25, 2021 • 43:53

Episode 94: It’s Complicated

Masks come off. The race for Mayor is on. Starlee is up, David is down. Jon unpacks why he doesn’t like sword fights on horses. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

May 19, 2021 • 52:28

Episode 93: The Story Of The Horse Who Did Drugs

Starlee, David and Jon place bets on the New York mayoral race. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

May 12, 2021 • 58:29

Episode 92: Announcement

Kid Midas shares info about a live watch party on Thursday. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

May 5, 2021 • 2:42

Episode 91: Celebrities Are Terrific

Starlee David and Jon try and predict which SNL sketches Elon Musk will do. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Apr 28, 2021 • 43:23

Episode 90: Nothing Lasts Forever

David gives a pop quiz. Starlee makes a vow. Jon dreams. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Apr 21, 2021 • 43:50

Episode 89: Area Codes Are Everything

Jon makes history. David hypes Joe Manchin. Starlee pitches progressive Q. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Apr 14, 2021 • 44:07

Episode 88: Sports and Sex Scandal Talk Radio

Jon mourns Roy Williams. David celebrates Matt Gaetz. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Apr 6, 2021 • 52:17

Episode 87: Moon > Mars

Jon loses interest in a ship. David continues to lose on Cuomo. Starlee outruns time. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Mar 30, 2021 • 38:57

Are We Ready To Go Back

David watches Sopranos. Jon listens to Praise music. Starlee wants to go to the movies. Happy birthday Mr. Kimball. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here:  http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Mar 23, 2021 • 1:00:44

Episode 86: Are We Ready To Go Back

David watches Sopranos. Jon listens to Praise music. Starlee wants to go to the movies. Happy birthday Mr. Kimball. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here: http://davidreesrecor

Mar 23, 2021 • 1:00:44

Episode 85: Twilight of the Covid Governors

David keeps missing the Cuomo waves, Jon starts a Discord, Starlee looks at new Trump photos. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com). Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that

Mar 16, 2021 • 47:41

Episode 84: Joe Manchin Hype House

David‘s idols fall from grace. Jon endorses a candidate. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers. Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com). Go to http://www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here:  http://davidreesrecords.bandcam

Mar 9, 2021 • 48:08

Episode 83: The great political pedal analogy

Jon has a big Saturday night. David shows vulnerability. Follow Jon on Twitter @jonkimball Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com) Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here:  http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com

Mar 2, 2021 • 55:36

Episode 82: EPM Movie Club: Lonely in Space

A special movie club episode from our Patreon where we talk about the Martian, Gravity, Moon and 2001. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com) Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here:  http://davidreesrecords.

Feb 23, 2021 • 1:08:25

Episode 81: Burr!

David writes a rap musical prequel. Psycho T checks in with EPM. Starlee is right. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com) Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here:  http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com/ Learn

Feb 16, 2021 • 1:02:17

Episode 80: Celebrity Guest Centrist Bill Scher

Oberlin class of ‘94 reunion. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com) Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here:  http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone

Feb 9, 2021 • 1:10:08

Episode 79: Impatientment

Starlee and David make a side bet. Jon replaces Predictit with Chris Brust. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com) Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here:  http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com/ Learn more

Feb 3, 2021 • 1:08:37

Episode 78: Missed Connections Spectacular

Come with us if you want to love. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com) Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here:  http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megap

Jan 26, 2021 • 51:40

Episode 77: Will He Keep Wearing the Hat?

David loses big, our first matches go on a date, our national nightmare ends. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com) Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here:  http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com/ Learn mor

Jan 19, 2021 • 49:40

Episode 76: Boring Normal Week

Booorrrrrrrring. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com) Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here:  http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 12, 2021 • 52:16

Episode 75: FACT CHECK: Does the COVID vaccine contain a distortion pedal?

Jon debuts the PredictIt-mobile, David makes money on Cruz, Starlee makes money on Loeffler. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com) Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here:  http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.

Jan 5, 2021 • 1:01:38

Episode 74: Best Year Ever 2020 Gained

We made it. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com) Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. If you’d like to buy a Digital Copy of David’s album YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE, you can do that here:  http://davidreesrecords.bandcamp.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 29, 2020 • 53:39

Episode 73: Thirty $20 bills

PredictIt finally closes the Presidential markets!!!!!!!!!!!! Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. Sponsored in part by http://numlocknews.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 23, 2020 • 1:03:09

Episode 72: The Return of Long Jon Silver

Jon gives an update on his parents, stops reading the news and is ready to watch movies. David frets about Buttigieg, Starlee takes over the EPM matchmaking operation. Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. Sponsored in part by http://numlocknews.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit htt

Dec 15, 2020 • 1:08:02

Episode 71: Covid Comes Home

Jon gets news. David and Starlee don’t go to Hawaii.  Use http://bit.ly/randyalcorn to order EPM t-shirts. Current designs only available until January 1st! Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Go to http://www.predictit.org/promo/EPM20 to receive up to $20.00 in matching funds. Sponsored in part by http://numlocknews.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaph

Dec 8, 2020 • 57:28

Episode 70: Losers Never Quit

David loses money on Mike Flynn and makes one last bet on Dr. Ben Carson. Jon finishes the Queen’s Gambit. Starlee makes a wish bet against Eric Garcetti.  Rahm Emmanuel’s PredictIt photo is horrible. Would Eric Trump dress up as an old person to get the vaccine? Sponsored in part by http://numlocknews.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 2, 2020 • 54:25

Episode 69: I Am Gonna Make It Through This Week If It Kills Me

Jon tells an amazing story about a cute little mouse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 24, 2020 • 53:01

Episode 68: Subaru Nights

<p>What will our wet baby president do next? Jon needs help buying a new car.</p><p>Support us on Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers">patreon.com/electionprofitmakers</a>. Send your election prediction questions to <a href="mailto:contact@electionprofitmakers.com">contact@electionprofitmakers.com</a>.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href=&qu

Nov 18, 2020 • 1:03:52

Episode 67: REVENGE IS OURS

Jon finally becomes an Election Profit Maker. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send questions about how to live life as a newly rich person to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. If you want, you can probably still use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to https://www.predictit.org/index1?utm_code=EPM

Nov 8, 2020 • 34:29

Episode 66: Waiting

The Morning Zoo Crew is stuck in traffic. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send questions about how to live life as a newly rich person to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. If you want, you can probably still use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to https://www.predictit.org/index1?utm_code=EPM20 a

Nov 6, 2020 • 51:07

Episode 65: Ban Wars 2020: The Epic Finale

Something to listen to while you wait in line to vote. If you have already voted, you can listen to this, too. If you haven't, you MUST be in the process of voting to listen to this episode. (Remember to drop off your ballot if you haven't mailed it in). Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. No reason

Oct 29, 2020 • 1:36:26

Episode 64: Final Episode Unless Trump Loses

Jon makes the final touches on his $10,000 investment. Just do us a favor and go VOTE. (If you haven't mailed in your ballot, drop it off. If you're voting in person, make a plan, bring snacks.) Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send questions about how to live life as a newly rich person to contac

Oct 28, 2020 • 49:46

Episode 63: Apparently there’s gonna be an election?

Huge if true. Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to https://www.predictit.org/index1?utm_code=EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Subscribe to Numlock News for free! Visit https://numlocknews.com/ Looking for stylish EPM merch? Visit: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/election-profit-makers?utm_campaign=14263&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Election%2BProfit%2BMakers">bit.ly/helicoptertony Check out Dicktown. It's better than whatever Jeff Goldblu

Oct 21, 2020 • 50:04

Episode 62: Steroid City

Jon and David admit to their mistakes; Starlee games the Electoral College. Get your EPM merch at bit.ly/epmfashion Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions AND donation receipts for banning purposes to contact@electionprofitmakers.com. Use our referral code for PredictIt.o

Oct 14, 2020 • 57:00

Episode 61: Nothing But Bans

You must listen to this episode to find out if you’ve been banned. Get your EPM merch at bit.ly/epmfashion. Even if you are banned from listening to EPM, you can still watch Going Deep with David Rees or Dicktown or Search Party. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions AND donation r

Oct 11, 2020 • 59:42

Episode 60: 1600 Gainnsylvania Ave

All-you-can eat buffet of massive gains. Looking for stylish EPM merch? Visit any of the following: bit.ly/epmfashion bit.ly/epmcool bit.ly/epmstyle bit.ly/helicoptertony Try watching Going Deep with David Rees, if you can find it. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions AND donation receipts

Oct 5, 2020 • 53:22

Episode 59: Special Episode

Take a Wild Guess What This Is About. Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds.Looking for stylish EPM merch? Visit: bit.ly/helicoptertonyElection Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions AND donation receipts for banning

Oct 3, 2020 • 39:37

Episode 58: ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Banned

Jon reads his new Bitly links, Starlee watches Irresistible, David goes crazy with bans. Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Looking for stylish EPM merch? Visit any of the following: bit.ly/acabtshirt bit.ly/epmhailsatan bit.ly/epmmerch bit.ly/epmtshirts bit.ly/epmcool bit.ly/epm666 bit.ly/trafficonethe10s bit.ly/weatheronthe1s bit.ly/hurtgod bit.ly/hurtthebible bit.ly/helicoptertony bit.ly/americancucumbers bit.ly/

Sep 30, 2020 • 1:01:52

Episode 57: Ruth Bader Gainsburg

This changes everything! Or nothing. Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions AND donation receipts for banning purposes to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@elect

Sep 23, 2020 • 51:59

Episode 56: The Ban Wars Begin

Brother against brother, parent against child, pod against pod. Check out Ruined, another great Radio Point podcast. https://www.theradiopoint.com/ruined Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your electi

Sep 16, 2020 • 48:57

Episode 55: I’m Thinking Of Betting Things

Pelosi, Carolla, DeJoy and Helicopter Tony walk into a bar. This episode is sponsored by ExpressVPN! Get an extra three months free on a one-year package by going to expressvpn.com/profit Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Check out "Dicktown," created by David Rees and John Hodgman, all episodes available on Hulu. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex

Sep 9, 2020 • 40:35

Episode 54: Shia

David has a celebrity sighting, Starlee starts to worry, Jon says nothing will change. The season finale of FXX's Cake block is airing Thursday, September 3! Check out "Dicktown," created by David Rees and John Hodgman, also available on Hulu. (Heard of it?) Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson,

Sep 2, 2020 • 34:36

Episode 53: That’s Me In The Corner

Losing my religion. Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com). Learn more about your ad choices. Vis

Aug 26, 2020 • 37:35

Episode 52: Beckett Reviews the DNC’s Fourth Night

Beckett leaves a hopeful message for the EPM crew. Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com). Learn

Aug 22, 2020 • 6:59

Episode 51: Beckett Reviews the DNC’s Third Night

Beckett leaves yet another message for the EPM crew. Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com). Lear

Aug 21, 2020 • 5:04

Episode 50: Beckett Reviews the DNC’s Second Night

Beckett leaves another message for the EPM crew. Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com). Learn mo

Aug 20, 2020 • 6:58

Episode 49: Beckett Reviews the DNC’s First Night

Beckett leaves a message for the EPM crew. Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com (contact@electionprofitmakers.com). Learn more about your ad c

Aug 19, 2020 • 4:13

Episode 48: Quibi is cool

Jon and Starlee gloat, David issues an apology. Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com). Learn mor

Aug 18, 2020 • 33:30

Episode 47: Hurt God, Hurt the Bible

In a surprise move, David invests $50,000 betting against Kamala. Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmaker

Aug 12, 2020 • 41:00

Episode 46: Pump the Bass

Life is like a pile of broken tape recorders. Check out "Make My Day" with Josh Gondelman!https://apple.co/3fu8yKr Use our referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [c

Aug 4, 2020 • 37:44

Episode 45: Tied to machines that make me be

Jon and Starlee try to get David interested in the VP market. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to[contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers

Jul 29, 2020 • 41:30

Episode 44: Jon’s Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

Jon makes $20 in fifty hours. LOL he’s gainin. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to[contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com). Learn m

Jul 21, 2020 • 37:31

Episode 43: Mental Health Day

We’re posting a Patreon episode for everyone. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to[contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com). Learn mo

Jul 14, 2020 • 45:54

Episode 42: Hamilton is Cancelled

Helicopter Tony takes over Broadway. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to[contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com). Learn more about

Jul 8, 2020 • 48:27

Episode 41: Summer Slam Jam 2020

Our GG Allin president Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com). Special sound design by @lefth

Jul 1, 2020 • 39:58

Episode 40: Trump Is Very Normal and Cool

Our president is very normal and cool. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com). Learn more abou

Jun 24, 2020 • 51:21

Episode 39: Key State Party

Our most erotic episode. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com). Learn more about your ad choi

Jun 17, 2020 • 41:56

Episode 38: Ken Burns Presents Frog Princess

Too many topics. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com). Learn more about your ad choices. Vis

Jun 10, 2020 • 40:14

Episode 37: American Cucumbers Are Bountiful

David talks about his experience at the Fairfax protest, Jon gains, no one has any idea who will be the VP nominee. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [contact

Jun 3, 2020 • 43:18

Episode 36: Helicopter Tony

EPM pivots to morning drive-time radio. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com). Special sound

May 26, 2020 • 37:27

Episode 35: BOFADEEZNUTSACHLOROQUINE

The Election Zoo Keepers talk insider trading. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com). Learn m

May 20, 2020 • 42:46

Episode 34: Masks are for Losers

Jon finally dives into the tweet markets. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com). Learn more a

May 12, 2020 • 42:20

Episode 33: Celebrity Guest Investor Jena Friedman

Starlee finds buried gold. Jena makes a shadow bet. We discuss Tara Reade. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electi

May 6, 2020 • 50:27

Episode 32: Celebrity Guest Investor John Hodgman

Susan Collins and the Top 5 Skyline TV Intros. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com). Learn m

Apr 29, 2020 • 57:40

Episode 31: Celebrity Guest Investors Paul F. Tompkins and Janie Haddad Tompkins

4/20 spectacular! Includes the first EPM mashup of 2020. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com

Apr 21, 2020 • 1:06:02

Episode 30: I Love the Deep State

David, Starlee and Jon consider Cuomo's odds. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com). Lear

Apr 14, 2020 • 52:00

Episode 29: Bernie Lets Go of the Tree Branch

David, Starlee and Jon are sad. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com). Learn more about your

Apr 9, 2020 • 13:12

Episode 28: Interview with a Biden Bro

The gang rides Wisconsin waves and interviews a young centrist. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmak

Apr 7, 2020 • 1:00:24

Episode 27: Hang In There Kitty Cat vs. Thanos

David shorts Biden. Jon insider trades. Starlee has some interesting theories. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com (contact@electionprofit

Mar 31, 2020 • 49:31

Episode 26: Bernie, Biden, Bloomberg, Burr

David, Jon and Starlee place bets on the four B’s. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitmakers.com). Lea

Mar 24, 2020 • 52:40

Episode 25: Infection Profit Makers

Jon and David are back on dry land, but everything's changed. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprofitmakers.com](contact@electionprofitm

Mar 17, 2020 • 33:16

Episode 24: Breakfast Betrayal

Starlee receives dispatches from the sea after David and Jon take a cruise in the middle of a pandemic. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionpro

Mar 13, 2020 • 34:12

Episode 23: Super Gainsday

David, Jon and Starlee talk Super Tuesday, Biden's comeback and all things "Revolution. "Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/electionprofitmakers and follow us on Twitter. Send your election prediction questions to [contact@electionprof

Mar 7, 2020 • 36:56

Episode 22: Back to the Beach

The Election Profit Makers (David, Jon and Starlee) sit down for the first time since 2016, ahead of Super Tuesday and the South Carolina Primary, to place bets on their least non-favorite Democratic nominees. Use our new referral code for PredictIt.org! Go to www.PredictIt.org/promo/EPM20 and receive $20.00 in matching funds. Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/elect

Mar 3, 2020 • 42:19

Episode 21: EPM Mixtape 2: MUSIC FOR STANDING

Music for good trouble from your friends at Election Profit Makers. #EarnTheMixtape Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 3, 2017 • 46:24

Episode 20: BONUS EPISODE: Second Mixtape Leak

Preview of the upcoming Election Profit Makers mixtape: "MUSIC FOR FIGHTING" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 31, 2017 • 3:20

Episode 19: Episode 17 (This is what it sounds like when Daves cry)

Our last episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 10, 2016 • 42:12

Episode 18: BONUS EPISODE (The EPM mixtape)

You're gonna miss us when we're gone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 4, 2016 • 34:48

Episode 17: Episode 16 (Do it for Jon)

David breaks down. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 3, 2016 • 52:55

Episode 16: Episode 15 (MIKE PENCE NEEDS TO DROP OUT SO I CAN GET PAID)

Jon makes a very specific wish. Starlee analyzes surprises. David rages against MeUndies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 27, 2016 • 57:29

Episode 15: Episode 14 (Post-debate)

Starlee wins. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 20, 2016 • 21:09

Episode 14: Episode 13 (They're rigging the drug tests)

Starlee starts trading. Jon wonders if his mouth is too small. David is guilty of virtue signaling. THIS EPISODE IS REALLY LONG. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 18, 2016 • 1:10:56

Episode 13: Episode 12 (The ecstasy of Kid Midas)

David makes money from Trump's sex tape. Jon flips Ryan contracts. Starlee asks a question. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 11, 2016 • 48:05

Episode 12: Episode 11 (The Diseased)

Jon announces the election is over and starts tracking storms instead. David leaks a track from the Election Profit Makers mixtape. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 6, 2016 • 54:36

Episode 11: Episode 10 (First debate recap)

GREATEST EPISODE OF ANY PODCAST EVER Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 29, 2016 • 49:50

Episode 10: Episode 9 (The Four B's)

David goes to Europe to spend time in old castles. Jon fills him on what he's missed in America. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 22, 2016 • 25:49

Episode 9: Episode 8 (Clinton's collapse)

Jon and David discuss pneumonia and the time they watched Loose Change in a hotel room. David yells at the message board haters. Jon refuses to panic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 15, 2016 • 40:32

Episode 8: Episode 7 (Special press conference)

Jon gives his first press conference in 16,000 days. Starlee asks some tough questions. David wonders if he pumped and dumped a big contract. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 10, 2016 • 37:46

Episode 7: Episode 6 (EXTREME VETTING COCAINE CITY!!!)

Jon explains how an LA Times poll killed his buzz. David shares an automated script for identifying negative risk. They analyze Trump's vigor and tightening. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 2, 2016 • 37:23

Episode 6: Episode 5 (Investing in the softening)

Jon analyzes Trump's softening and Clinton's health. David imitates Alex Jones. They worry the hardcore PredictIt.org scene is dying. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 27, 2016 • 38:24

Episode 5: Episode 4 (Says who?)

David and Jon explain what happened to last week's episode. David sings a song about riding waves. They bet on whether Paul Manafort will resign from the Trump campaign. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 20, 2016 • 31:00

Episode 4: Episode 3 (The great North Carolina bedroom summit)

David visits Jon in his bedroom. They try to explain negative risk and linked markets. David lists classic N.C. indie-rock bands. Jon admits he needs a break from PredicitIt.org. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 6, 2016 • 38:20

Episode 3: Episode 2 (C'mon! We're America!)

Jon shares data about the balloons at the DNC, then analyzes Clinton's chances in various North Carolina counties. David reminds Jon that their band once recorded a song about Rick Pitino. Jon and David update their portfolios on PredictIt.org. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 31, 2016 • 35:13

Episode 2: Episode 1 (ACKNOWLEDGE LUCIFER)

<p>In this episode: Jon and David discuss the Republican National Convention and its impact on the prediction markets. Jon explains how he made $1300. David gets a disturbing email from the Trump campaign. David and Starlee pitch potential podcast sponsors. (NSFW) For more information, please visit ElectionProfitMakers.com</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoice

Jul 23, 2016 • 23:28

Episode 1: Episode 0 (Explainer)

This is our explainer episode: Jon explains how political prediction markets work, and how to make money betting on the 2016 campaign. David admits to making crazy bets about Donald Trump. We preview the 17-episode season of Election Profit Makers. (NSFW.) For more information, please visit ElectionProfitMakers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 19, 2016 • 15:31