Vamps

Vamps

Debs Wardle

Glizelda, Mariana, Ophelia, and Jean have been stuck in a castle together for a long time. A very, VERY long time...

Episode 8: I like his clipboard

Episode 8: I like his clipboard

In which we learn that there’s a lot to be said for controlling the narrative.

Dec 12, 2023 • 10:00

Episode 7: Did they do origami?

Episode 7: Did they do origami?

In which we learn that it wasn’t very nice of them.

Dec 5, 2023 • 9:23

Episode 6: I’ll open a nail bar in the ballroom if I want to

Episode 6: I’ll open a nail bar in the ballroom if I want to

In which we learn that it’s more Mariana’s private archive.

Nov 28, 2023 • 9:05

Episode 5: I Bet It’s Fishface

Episode 5: I Bet It’s Fishface

In which we learn that Glizelda’s forgotten it.

Nov 21, 2023 • 7:29

Episode 4: Ophelia’s Logical Logistics

Episode 4: Ophelia’s Logical Logistics

In which we learn that Glizelda isn’t entirely sure she ever actually thought to ask.

Nov 14, 2023 • 8:44

Episode 3: Home is where your mannequins are

Episode 3: Home is where your mannequins are

In which we learn that Mariana didn’t ask for credentials.

Nov 7, 2023 • 8:42

Episode 1: I got stuck in my coffin

Episode 1: I got stuck in my coffin

In which we learn very little.

Oct 31, 2023 • 8:48

Episode 2: Un-diseased at any rate

Episode 2: Un-diseased at any rate

In which we learn what Jean’s whittering on about.

Oct 31, 2023 • 8:21

Episode 8: Tentacles and Wot Not

Episode 8: Tentacles and Wot Not

In which we learn that the evidence seems irrefutable.

Dec 19, 2020 • 5:25

Episode 7: Mojo reinstated

Episode 7: Mojo reinstated

In which we learn of Jean’s veracious tenacity.

Dec 12, 2020 • 5:11

Episode 6: A Big Sexy Fish

Episode 6: A Big Sexy Fish

In which we learn that Glizelda forbidid it.

Dec 5, 2020 • 5:33

Episode Five: Do Feather Dusters Bite?

Episode Five: Do Feather Dusters Bite?

In which we learn of a hunger for cheese.

Nov 28, 2020 • 5:36

Episode 4: What’s CCTV?

Episode 4: What’s CCTV?

In which we learn that marshes are awfully muddy.

Nov 21, 2020 • 5:18

Episode 3: Our death-style costs money

Episode 3: Our death-style costs money

In which we learn the collective noun for vamp-napped firefighters.

Nov 14, 2020 • 5:24

Episode 2: I Thought I'd Keep A Few

Episode 2: I Thought I'd Keep A Few

In which we learn of the mannequins.

Nov 7, 2020 • 5:07

Episode 1: Mostly Still Standing

Episode 1: Mostly Still Standing

In which we learn that most of Jean’s predecessors actually knew how to clean.

Oct 31, 2020 • 5:35

Vamps Series 3 Trailer

Vamps Series 3 Trailer

Vamps Series Three is coming this Halloween - here's a little taster of what's in store...

Oct 26, 2020 • 0:59

Episode 8: An Undersandwiched Picnic

Episode 8: An Undersandwiched Picnic

In which we learn Antonio’s next move.

Dec 19, 2019 • 0:07

Episode 7: I Don’t Really Want To … You Know

Episode 7: I Don’t Really Want To … You Know

In which we learn that Jean is surprisingly talented.

Dec 13, 2019 • 0:07

Episode 6: His Pride Not His House

Episode 6: His Pride Not His House

In which we learn that mild discomfort and humiliation would not be inappropriate.

Dec 5, 2019 • 0:07

Episode 5: Was He In The Wardrobe Too?

Episode 5: Was He In The Wardrobe Too?

In which we learn about "the incident".

Nov 28, 2019 • 0:06

Episode 4: Tart with a Heart

Episode 4: Tart with a Heart

In which we learn of a proposal.

Nov 21, 2019 • 0:05

Episode 3: Work Our Way Up To Woks & Biltong

Episode 3: Work Our Way Up To Woks & Biltong

In which we learn the not so gentle art of seduction.

Nov 14, 2019 • 0:06

Episode 2: Seeds of Envy

Episode 2: Seeds of Envy

In which we learn that powers can vary.

Nov 7, 2019 • 0:06

Episode 1: The Plan of Action

Episode 1: The Plan of Action

In which we learn that immortals are tricky to motivate.

Oct 31, 2019 • 0:06

Episode 8: He always quite enjoyed being exposed

Episode 8: He always quite enjoyed being exposed

In which we learn of “The Proper Authorities”.

Dec 12, 2018 • 0:06

Episode 7: The One That Got Away

Episode 7: The One That Got Away

In which we learn Antonio’s price.

Dec 5, 2018 • 0:05

Episode 6: She's Never Coming Back

Episode 6: She's Never Coming Back

In which we learn about Mariana.

Nov 28, 2018 • 0:06

Episode 5: Clive’s Trouser Pocket

Episode 5: Clive’s Trouser Pocket

In which we learn of the chip shop.

Nov 21, 2018 • 5:40

Episode 4: The Nuns Cometh

Episode 4: The Nuns Cometh

In which we learn that Vampires do not like soup.

Nov 14, 2018 • 5:44

Episode 3: That Bloody White Witch

Episode 3: That Bloody White Witch

In which we learn about the curse.

Nov 7, 2018 • 5:49

Episode 2: Ophelia Ate the Postman

Episode 2: Ophelia Ate the Postman

In which we learn that Clive works in IT

Oct 31, 2018 • 5:47

Episode 1: The Letters

Episode 1: The Letters

In which we learn that Vampires bicker.

Oct 31, 2018 • 5:50

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