Beer Me That Movie
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Some beers deserve a toast. Others deserve a full-blown feature film. Welcome to Beer Me That Movie, the podcast where hosts Jon and Harrison crack open wild beer names and brew them into even wilder movie pitches.
Every week, we take a beer (or five), let our imaginations run drunk, and craft the most absurd, over-the-top, and occasionally Oscar-worthy cinematic concepts you’ve ever heard. From action-packed blockbusters to horror-fueled fever dreams and rom-coms with more foam than substance—nothing is off-limits.
Feature #29 – Giggle Water: When Tech Bros Trip, the Truth Comes Out
What happens when the world’s richest minds run a 5K… and someone spikes the water?In our 29th Feature Film, Giggle Water, a charity race turns into a mind-melting mockumentary when an anonymous protestor doses the hydration stations with LSD. Suddenly, Silicon Valley’s most powerful CEOs are tripping mid-race, unlocking childhood trauma, seeing hallucinated demons, and questioning everything from capitalism to crypto. One CEO thinks he’s being controlled by an ancient reptilian overlord… anothe
Fast Five #29 – Glitter Beers, Science Fears, and CEOs on LSD
What happens when you combine five beers, zero budget, and two podcast hosts who legally shouldn’t be left unsupervised? You get Fast Five #29 — a wild ride of beer-inspired movie pitches you’ll either love… or deeply regret voting for.This week’s cinematic disasters include: •Giggle Water — A mockumentary where CEOs accidentally save the world after drinking LSD-laced water during a charity 5K. •Vortex Hands — The worst superhero name ever. The best punching power known to man. •SCIENCE! — Alie
Fast Five #23: Robots, Muffins, and Cult Conspiracies
Brace yourself for another round of wild beer-fueled creativity in Fast Five #23! This week, we take a dive into Untappd’s latest treasure trove of eccentric beer names and transform them into outlandish movie pitches you won’t see coming.Will Dr. Robot become a sci-fi epic about a rogue AI surgeon? Does Muffin on the Backside take us to a bakery heist gone hilariously wrong? Could Dawn Keeper lead the charge in an apocalyptic fantasy battle?From the shadowy schemes of Crypto Culture to the intr
Couch Time: Sit. Snack. Succumb |Feature Film #28
What if your college couch… was evil?Two roommates score the ultimate Craigslist futon. It’s soft. It’s supportive. It whispers to them at night. As missed classes pile up and snack bags multiply, one pre-med roommate starts to wonder: Is the couch just comfy, or is it slowly draining their souls?Welcome to COUCH TIME — a slacker horror-comedy where laziness is a curse, chips are a sacrament, and the only way out… is off the couch.This is our 28th feature film, and the people have spoken! You vo
Fast Five #28 – Breakaway Blondes, Couch Crimes, and a Beer That Controls People
Welcome to Fast Five #28 – the only podcast episode where we pitch five completely original movie ideas based on actual beers, and none of them are safe for the Oscars… or humanity.This week, we recover from the chaos of Stuffed Cheeks (Feature Film #27) and dive headfirst into five new cinematic disasters waiting to happen. We’ve got a Angels vs Demons + Amish thriller, a sentient couch conspiracy, and yes, time manipulation via craft beer.And YOU get to decide which one becomes our next featur
Feature #27 – Stuffed Cheeks: Eat. Survive. Repeat.
What happens when you mix Saw, Hot Ones, and a haunted Golden Corral? You get STUFFED CHEEKS – a horrifyingly hilarious tale of competitive eaters, cursed chicken wings, and one man’s journey to unlock… The Noble Stomach.💀 Hosted in a sinister mansion by an unhinged philanthropist with a vendetta against gluttony, five elite eaters must devour their way through twisted food challenges or face deliciously deadly consequences.Starring our beloved podcast punching bag Brian D, Stuffed Cheeks is Be
Fast Five #27 – Pledges, Buffets, and Terror at 30,000 Feet
Buckle up, beer lovers, because this Fast Five takes you on a journey filled with broken promises, overeating disasters, high-altitude smackdowns, and two mystery beers so wild we can’t even say their names out loud.This week, we take five beers and twist them into questionable cinematic gold, proving once again that no beer name is safe from our storytelling chaos.🍺 Beers Reviewed & Their Totally Logical Movie Pitches:-Pledge: A man who said “yes” to a 2nd grade pledge quickly realizes he
Feature #26 – Velociraptor Hood Ornament: Jurassic Park Meets Fast & Furious
🚗🦖 What happens when a man obsessed with gasoline-powered muscle cars decides to drill under Philadelphia for the ultimate fuel source? Absolute chaos, that’s what.Welcome to Velociraptor Hood Ornament—the first-ever fan-chosen feature film from Beer Me That Movie! You voted, we delivered, and now we’re bringing this high-octane, prehistoric disaster movie to life.🔥 The Plot:Jett “Gas” Gallows, a rogue car entrepreneur, is sick of electric vehicles dominating the market. Determined to prove t
Fast Five #26 – YOU Pick Our Next Movie!
Get ready, beer-soaked movie lovers! It's Fast Five time again, and this episode is all about YOU! We're diving into the wild world of Untappd to unearth the most outrageous beer names… but this time, the power is in your hands!This isn't just another episode of questionable ideas – it's a democracy of cinematic madness!We’ve wrangled five of the most… interesting… beer names we could find, and each one is a potential goldmine of plot possibilities. This week we have:John Dough: Could this be a
Robot Panda Island: Our Most Chaotic Movie EVER (5 Beers, 1 WILD Plot!)
WE DID IT! 25 Movies! To celebrate our halfway point (and prove we haven’t completely lost our minds...yet), we’re unleashing our most unpredictable episode EVER: "Robot Panda Island"!This isn’t just a Fast Five OR a Feature Film – it’s both! We're combining our beer-fueled movie madness with a listener-submitted challenge (Thanks, Greg!), and the results are...well, you'll just have to see for yourself.We dove deep into the murky depths of Untappd to find FIVE bizarre beer nam
Special #NotTake Episode: Titanic - Romance is a Sinking Ship
It happens to everyone -- we got sick. So in preparation for our big 25th Feature Film, we wanted to share one of our #NotTakes in the Podcast Feed. (There are a handful more of these on Youtube, but now it's time for the world to know about them.)Valentine's Day got you feeling all mushy? We're here to cleanse your palate with a hefty dose of reality – by trashing the cinematic icon of "romance" itself: Titanic.For this #NOTTAKE, we're bravely stating the obvious: Jack
Feature #24 – Nugget Nectar: The Chicken Sandwich Wars Get Spicy
What happens when one man, one blender, and an unholy amount of chicken nuggets collide in a quest for ultimate strength? In our 25th Feature Film, we take Troegs Nugget Nectar and blend it (literally) into a high-protein, high-stakes, high-insanity cinematic masterpiece.Meet Brian, a washed-up weightlifter desperate to reclaim his former glory. When he discovers that blending chicken nuggets into a drinkable nectar allows for impossible muscle growth, Brian skyrockets to the top of the strength
Fast Five #24 – Freezing Time, Football Chaos & Forbidden Rituals
The beer-fueled madness continues in Fast Five #24! This week, we dig into another batch of bizarre Untappd beer names and transform them into the most ridiculous movie pitches imaginable.Will Night Offering lead to an ancient ritual gone horribly wrong? Could Nugget Nectar be a fast-food-fueled revenge thriller? What secrets lie within Family Tree—a wholesome genealogy tale or a dark, twisted lineage?From Freeze Pop—frozen dad experiment gone off the rails—to Bo Knows Tecmo, where an ’80s footb
Feature #23 – Muffin on the Backside: Clone Wars at the Country Club
In our 23rd Feature Film, we’re transforming Funktastic Mead’s and Beer's “Muffin on the Backside” into a sci-fi cloning extravaganza. Join us as we dive into the story of Muffin—cart girl extraordinaire—who uncovers a sinister plot brewing beneath the country club’s pristine golf course. With clones, chaos, and cartloads of beer, this is one wild ride you don’t want to miss.In This Episode: • How Muffin’s rise from dishwasher to cart girl reveals a dystopian cloning operation • The outrageous c
Fast Five #23 – Robots, Muffins, and Cult Conspiracies
Brace yourself for another round of wild beer-fueled creativity in Fast Five #23! This week, we take a dive into Untappd’s latest treasure trove of eccentric beer names and transform them into outlandish movie pitches you won’t see coming.Will Dr. Robot become a sci-fi epic about a rogue AI surgeon? Does Muffin on the Backside take us to a bakery heist gone hilariously wrong? Could Dawn Keeper lead the charge in an apocalyptic fantasy battle?From the shadowy schemes of Crypto Culture to the intr
Feature #22 – Back Alley Kitty: Time Loops, Mermaids, and Mayhem
Welcome back to another Feature Presentation of Beer Me That Movie! This week, we’re transforming Stonecloud Brewing’s “Back Alley Kitty” into a wild, time-looping adventure. Join us as we dive into the story of Matt—an expert diver who can’t resist temptation—and Katherine, the cosmic hooker standing between humanity and a mermaid apocalypse (yes, really).In This Episode: • How “Back Alley Kitty” sets off a hilarious repeating night at the bar • The bizarre mix of mermaid warfare, possum transf
Fast Five #22 – Possum Hookers, Werewolves, & Speed Dating Heists
Get ready to pop the top on 2025 with our very first Fast Five of the year! In this episode, we scour the latest Untappd check-ins for beer names so wild, we just have to turn them into off-the-wall movie pitches. From a prophetic possum in “Back Alley Kitty” to a surprise werewolf threat in “Deceptive Creature,” and a bank robbery gone VERY off-track in “Speed Date,” these improv-fueled story ideas are ready to explode onto the big screen.We also take a deep dive into the bizarre box trick from
Podception #2 | Joint Resolution
Welcome to Podception, the mini-series within Beer Me That Movie where podcasts review podcasts! Using Google Notebook LM, we’re bringing you bite-sized recaps of our most absurd and hilarious Feature Presentation movie pitches.
In this episode, we revisit Joint Resolution—the story of a couple on the brink of divorce who inherit a cannabis farm, complete with a bull named Ferdinand. It’s part comedy, part drama, and entirely ridiculous.
Whether you’re a longtime listener or brand new to Beer
Podception #1 | Banana Whale
Welcome to Podception, the Beer Me That Movie spin-off series where podcasts review podcasts! Using Google Notebook LM, we’re giving you quick, hilarious recaps of our most chaotic Feature Presentations—perfect for new listeners and longtime fans alike.
In this episode, we revisit Banana Whale, the utterly bonkers tale of a long lost.... love? It’s equal parts adventure and the first introduction of Harrison's Sexy Nun, with plenty of laughs along the way.
Short, sweet, and slightly absurd, Po
Feature #21 – Bill’s Banana Hammock: Magic. Wishes. Shrinkage.
Our final Feature Presentation of 2024 is here, and it’s bananas! 🍌 This week, we’re diving headfirst into Bill’s Banana Hammock, a wild, laugh-out-loud comedy inspired by Swells’a Brewing’s unforgettable brew. Bill, a divorced dad, stumbles upon a magical banana hammock with wish-granting powers—at a steep (and shrinking) cost. Can he save Christmas and maybe even win back his ex-wife before it’s too late?Plus, we’re ringing in the holidays with some exciting news! 🎄🎆 While this is our last
Fast Five #21 – Xmas Beers, Announcements & Listener Voicemail
🎄🎆 The last Fast Five of 2024 is here, and we’re going out with a bang! This week, we’re unpacking a listener voicemail, raising our glasses to 6 beers that scream Christmas cheer and New Year’s revelry, and sharing two big announcements about special episodes dropping over the holidays. 🎉We’re diving into the holiday spirit with plenty of laughs, wild beer-inspired movie pitches, and a glimpse into what’s coming in 2025. Don’t miss this festive farewell to the year that was!💬 Got thoughts o
Feature #20 – Second Dinner: Thanksgiving Just Got Bloodthirsty
🧛♂️ Thanksgiving just got bloody. In this week’s Feature Presentation, we sink our teeth into a movie idea inspired by Maine Beer Company’s Second Dinner! What starts as a formal holiday dinner turns into a vampire family initiation gone horribly wrong. Can Trash, our garlic-loving protagonist, survive the night and avoid becoming the newest member of his undead in-laws? Or will he be on the menu for dessert? 🧄Join us as we outline this horror-comedy filled with blood-chilling chases, laugh-o
Fast Five #20 – Wookey Jack, Head Hunter & The Return of Swamp Donkey
In our 20th Fast Five, we’re pulling out all the stops with some truly unforgettable beers! This week, we’re spinning tales around names like Wookey Jack, Head Hunter, Swamp Donkey, Micro Machines, and Second Dinner – plus, we’ve got a listener submission from Greg that you won’t want to miss.From epic quests with swamp beasts to sci-fi adventures and mini-action mayhem, we’ve got plenty of bizarre and hilarious ideas on tap. And don’t forget, we love hearing from you! Got a beer you want us to
Feature #19 – Born Yesterday: A Baby With The Mind of a Killer
In this week’s Feature Presentation episode, we’re diving headfirst into a wild, midwestern hospital showdown like you’ve never seen – or heard! Born Yesterday pits two unlikely forces against each other: a holy infant, destined for good, and an evil newborn, bent on chaos. With themes of teamwork, faith, and the power of the collective, this story reminds us that sometimes, only a village can triumph over darkness… or diapers.Expect early plot twists, unexpected alliances, and a healthy dose of
Fast Five #19 - Barbarian Mirken Beards, Oklahoma Tornado Jesus, and Peter Panda’s Apocalypse | Beer Me That Movie #35
Fast Five #19 is here, and we’re coming in hot with the good stuff! 🍻 This episode features our second-ever listener voicemail (big thanks to Brian!) and a some hilarious listener-submitted beers that take us on a seriously weird and wild tangent.
You can call us too and leave a message, right here: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie
Get ready for the ultimate improv brainstorm as we discuss barbarian women rocking merkins as beards, wonder if Jesus or Satan was born during a tornado in Oklahoma,
Feature #18 – No Plans: A Slacker’s Accidental Rise to Galactic Hero
This week on Beer Me That Movie, we're serving up an existential comedy inspired by "No Plans" beer! Meet Sean, the ultimate yes-man who's lived his entire life helping others achieve their dreams... until the universe decides he's a cosmic clerical error. When a mysterious entity reveals that people without plans of their own get erased from existence, Sean has limited time to figure out what HE wants from life – or face deletion from reality itself! 🍻Beer Featured: "No Plans" (From Goose Isla
Fast Five #18 – Untappd Beers, Screenwriting Ideas & Our First Voicemail
In this episode of Beer Me That Movie, we brainstorm wild movie ideas from user-submitted beers, scroll through Untappd for inspiration, and celebrate a milestone—our first voicemail submission! If you’ve ever wondered: • How do you write a movie from scratch? • What’s a fun way to come up with screenwriting ideas? • How do screenwriters brainstorm concepts?…then this is the episode for you!Join us for a fast-paced, improv-heavy brainstorming session where beer names spark hilarious, creative mo
🎃 Pumpkin Head 🎃: Revenge is a Gourd Thing! | Beer Me That Movie Episode #32
This week on Beer Me That Movie, we dive into the eerie world of Shipyard’s Pumpkinhead Ale with a terrifying origin story! Once a bullied prep-school kid, Tom’s Halloween night took a deadly turn when the popular crowd’s pranks went too far… and Pumpkin Head was born. Now, with a flaming pumpkin for a head and a thirst for vengeance, he returns to hunt down those who wronged him.
Join us as we break down this ghoulish tale of betrayal, supernatural powers, and Halloween horror in our latest fe
Fast Five #17 "The Pumpkin-ing" | Episode #31
Grab your flannel shirts and UGG boots, because Beer Me That Movie is diving headfirst into a pile of leaves... er, pumpkin beers! In this *Gordgeous* episode of Fast Five, we're carving out some spooktacular movie ideas faster than you can say "basic witch."
We're bobbing for apples and coming up with at least 5 pumpkin-packed brews that'll make you say, "Oh my gourd!"
And Our first beer comes from Tom S.!!! (Thanks for the submission, you beautiful gourd-ian angel!)
Join us for 60 minutes o
Dump Truck of Doom: Supernatural Secrets & Sarcastic Trucks | Beer Me That Movie Episode #30
In this feature episode of Beer Me That Movie, we bring you Dump Truck of Doom – a story about a down-and-out kid who failed the secret agent test at a supernatural agency and is stuck driving the dump truck that cleans up after the real heroes. But when disaster strikes, it’s up to him and his wisecracking truck (voiced by a mock Nick Nolte) to save the world.
Get ready for sarcasm, supernatural twists, and a truck with more personality than you’d ever expect! If you enjoy what you hear, make
Fast Five #16 – Superdelic Sips & Fictional Flicks
In this week’s Fast Five episode of Beer Me That Movie, we’re cracking open a special new beer from Mad Mole Brewing, featuring the much-hyped Superdelic hops. While we sip, we dive into some killer beer names and craft up wild movie ideas for next week’s feature film.We’ve got a stacked lineup: •Scottish Hell from Ghost Town (submitted by a fan and too clever for Harrison to ignore) •Lawn Chairs from Ludlam Island Brewery •Age of Monsters from Cerebral Brewing •Ghost in the Machine from Parish
Feature #15 – Cone Goblin: The Adjunct Avenger Nobody Asked For
The Cone Goblin is here to wreak havoc on the craft beer world, and it’s up to the brewers to stop him! In this episode, we dive deep into the world of hops and adjuncts as the mischievous Cone Goblin targets breweries that dare to tamper with the purity of beer. His mission? Rid the world of ‘filthy’ adjuncts, one brewery at a time. But help arrives in the form of a mysterious brewer from Lagerschtaan, and together, the team must figure out how to rid themselves of this bitter menace.Join us as
Fast Five #15 – Mayo in My Beer?! Ocean Prison Breaks & Brewery Monsters
In this week’s Fast Five episode of Beer Me That Movie, Jon and Harrison dive deep into the absurd, hilarious, and downright spooky as we turn wild beer names into even wilder movie ideas. Ever wonder what an ocean prison break (Free Dive) might look like? How about a cursed businessman stuck in paradise (Midnight in Maui)? We also tackle the Cone Goblin, a monster terrorizing a brewery, and we couldn’t resist whipping up a Forbidden Pumpkin flick just in time for spooky season!Plus, we recap la
Feature #14 – Gator Belts and Patty Melts: Saving the Swamp with Style
Inspired by a beer from the legendary Hop Butcher For The World, this episode is a wild ride through the bayou, where Gator, a man with a voice that can belt out tunes like no other, teams up with Patty, a dancer who can literally “melt” hearts with her twerking skills. But when their beloved swamp home is threatened, who better to call for help than the one and only Terry Crews? Will they save the day? You’ll have to listen to find out!Get ready for laughs, chaos, and a story as unique as the b
Fast Five #14 – Why Would You Pee On Keith's Seat?
This week on Beer Me That Movie, Jon and Harrison dive into a wild mix of craft beer names and brew up some of the most outrageous movie ideas yet! With breweries like Bissell Brothers, Rubber Soul Brewing, Mean Doses, and more, we were inspired to create everything from a creepy survival horror flick to a mind-bending thriller!Highlights: • Don’t Pee on Keith’s Seat: A comedy you won’t want to miss (or pee on)! • The Substance: Inspired by “The King In Yellow,” this eerie tale will leave you qu
Feature #13 – Joint Resolution: Divorce, Weed, and One Angry Bull
Get ready for a hilarious and heartwarming Feature Film episode of Beer Me That Movie inspired by DC Brau Brewing's "Joint Resolution" – and featuring a real-life check-in from Brad H himself!Meet Brad, played by the ever-charming Paul Rudd, a 40-something attorney navigating a messy divorce and an unexpected inheritance: a cannabis farm. As Brad embraces his newfound green thumb and finds love in an unlikely place, he's constantly tormented by a mischievous bull named Ferdinand.Join Jon and Har
Fast Five #13 – Taco Life & Beer-Fueled Movie Mayhem
Join Jon and Harrison for another hilarious Fast Five episode, fueled by Wilmington Brew Co's "Taco Life"!This week, they're diving into the Untappd app to discover movie gold inspired by brews like "The Wannabe," "Loudspeaker," "Joint Resolution," "Fresh Catch," "Garage Beer," "Clurichaun's Mischief," and "Run Off."Expect a wild ride of impromptu movie pitches, witty banter, and plenty of laughs. From wannabe superheroes to mischievous leprechauns, this Fast Five is bursting with creative energ
Feature #12 – Rally Point!: Saddle Up or Die Trying
Saddle up for the first-ever Western-themed feature film episode of Beer Me That Movie! Unearthed from the depths of the BMTM Vault, "Rally Point!" tells the tale of a man offered an incredible opportunity, only to discover it's a trap with a deadly twist.Stranded with an empty rally point and his life on the line, our protagonist must rely on his wits, a few unlikely allies, and even a skilled bounty hunter to survive. This action-packed Western adventure explores themes of betrayal, redemption
Fast Five #12 – Our First Vault: Beers Too Dumb To Ignore
Join Jon and Harrison on a wild beer-fueled adventure as they dive into a Fast Five filled with movie pitches inspired by brews from Freak Folk, Rare Barrel, Lock 15 Brewery, Peabody Heights, Vocation Brewery, and Wiley Roots Brewing!Get ready for hilarious pitches based on beers like "Play Dead," "Map of the Sun," "Killer Fog," "Astrodon," and "Crush Hour." Plus, for the first time ever, we're cracking open the BMTM Vault to revisit past brews and give one a second chance at cinematic glory in
Feature #11 – Big Nose: A Monstrous Twist on a Wooden Boy's Lie
Inspired by Swamp Head Brewery's "Big Nose" beer, this feature film episode of Beer Me That Movie takes a dark and chilling turn on a childhood classic.Forget the happy ending! This time, Pinocchio's wooden nose didn't shrink back down. Instead, it's grown into a monstrous weapon, and he's terrorizing the small town of Woodbury. A new sheriff arrives with his son JJ, unaware of the local legend and the string of missing children cases.As the sheriff digs into the town's dark secrets, JJ struggle
Fast Five #11 – Dinosaurs, Sip Stories & Cinematic Shenanigans
Join Jon and Harrison on a wild Untappd adventure fueled by Toppling Goliath's Pseudo Sue! This Fast Five is packed with hilarious movie pitches inspired by some truly unique brews.Get ready for Mark Wahlburg battling wildfires shirtless in "Fire Season," a heartwarming coming-of-age tale about a homeschooled kid in "Homestyle," and a dark twist on Pinocchio with "Big Nose."We'll also explore the dangers of reality manipulation in "Where I Draw The Line" and face a terrifying mutant fungus in "H
Feature #10 – Rare Snack: Corporate Espionage Has Never Tasted This Good
Inspired by Abomination Brewing's 16% stout infused with every snack imaginable, this feature film episode of Beer Me That Movie takes a dark and hilarious turn.Meet Erik, a tech newbie who reluctantly joins a major corporation only to discover a bizarre corporate culture. But it's not just beanbag chairs and barefoot meetings – every Friday, employees are forced to consume a "rare snack" chosen by management.As Erik delves deeper into this strange ritual, he uncovers a sinister plot involving b
Fast Five #10 – Cthulhu Cruises & DB Cooper’s Worst Vacation
Get ready for a wild ride through the Untappd app as Jon and Harrison dive into a Fast Five filled with bizarre brews and even stranger movie ideas!This week, we're sipping on Hocus Pocus, Coronado, Alesong, Matchless, and more, while brainstorming cinematic chaos. Imagine Cthulhu unleashing havoc on a cruise ship, a twisted rom-com about Brett Favre's "touches," and a thrilling investigation into the DB Cooper mystery.Prepare for impromptu pitches, off-the-wall humor, and plenty of beer-fueled
Feature #9 – The Hustle Is Weird: Sandwich Shop of Secrets & Demons
Prepare for the most outlandish cinematic adventure yet on Beer Me That Movie! Inspired by DSSOLVR's "The Hustle Is Weird" – and a real-life check-in by Josh – this feature film episode is about to blow your cannoli.Meet Josh, a former baseball star turned Paulie's Italian Deli employee in Cleveland. When Paulie offers him a side hustle delivering rolled-up rugs for extra cash, Josh jumps at the chance. But little does he know, these rugs aren't your average floor coverings – they're harboring d
Fast Five #9 | Episode 15
From Tips to Hustles, Beers Brew Blockbuster Ideas!
Jon and Harrison are back with another Fast Five episode, and this time, the beer list is a wild ride! Join them as they sip their way through creative movie pitches inspired by brews from Bent Shovel, Victory, Drekker, Weathered Souls, and more.
What kind of cinematic chaos will they cook up from names like "Tip Your Server," "DirtWolf," "Vampirate," and "The Hustle Is Weird"? You won't want to mis
Feature #8 – Quiet Legend: The Deadliest Assassin Nobody Noticed
Prepare for a cinematic adventure inspired by Single Hill Brewery's "Quiet Legend" in this feature film episode of Beer Me That Movie!In this thrilling tale, we delve into the origins of the Quiet Legend, a mysterious dagger wielded by assassins throughout history. Witness its role in shaping the course of events as we jump to the present day, where a reluctant secret service agent is thrust into a dangerous mission. As he fights to protect his country, he uncovers a shocking connection to the d
Fast Five #8 – Where Beer Meets Brainstorming
Join Jon and Harrison on a wild ride through the Untappd app as they uncover hilarious movie ideas inspired by a boozy lineup of beers from Test Brewing, Drekker, Hop Butcher, Imprint, Three Weavers, and more! From juicy IPAs to hazy double dry-hopped concoctions, this episode promises a hoppy, hazy, and hilarious journey into the world of craft beer and cinematic absurdity.Expect impromptu movie pitches, witty banter, and plenty of laughs as we transform beer names like "Hop Butcher for the Wor
Feature #7 – Motivations Of The Heart: Love Hurts...Literally
Crack open a Resident Culture "Motivations of the Heart" West Coast IPA, brimming with tropical fruit and citrus notes, as Jon and Harrison dive into a thrilling cinematic adaptation inspired by this hop-forward brew.In the heart of Jacksonville, Florida, a freshly promoted homicide detective is partnered with a seasoned veteran on the brink of retirement. Together, they must unravel a chilling string of serial killings where the victims' hearts are mysteriously devoured.Packed with twists, turn
Fast Five #7 – Pints, Punchlines, and Plot Holes
Join Jon Dispenza and Harrison Hickok on this week's episode of Beer Me That Movie as they dive into the hoppy depths of creativity! In Fast Five #7, they're on a cinematic journey fueled by the imaginative craft beer names from some of the most innovative breweries out there.🏭 Breweries on Tap: Green Cheek Beer Company Project Halo Brewing Service Brewing Company Celestial Beerworks Seeds Brewery Grimm Artisanal Ales Root + Branch Brewing Noble Ale Works Vortex Brewing Company Burial Beer Co V
Feature #6 – Juicy Bits: A 90s Video Game Tournament Gone Horny
🍺 Episode 10: Juicy Bits - A Pixelated Journey Through the 90s 🕹️Welcome to the Feature Presentation of Beer Me That Movie!This week, we’re diving into a pint of nostalgia with “Juicy Bits,” a crafty concoction from Weldwerks Brewing, brought to us by our hop-head amigo, Brian. 🍻🎮 Plotline: Strap in for a blast from the past as we follow three arcade warriors from the 90s, armed with nothing but their joysticks and a dream. They’re on a quest to conquer the ultimate video game tournament. Bu
Fast Five #6 – Beer Names Are Hard. So Are We.
Welcome to another exhilarating episode of Beer Me That Movie! Join hosts Jon Dispenza and Harrison Hickok as they dive headfirst into the wild and wacky world of craft beer names, turning them into epic movie concepts.In this week's Fast Five extravaganza, Jon and Harrison sift through a treasure trove of Untappd check-ins from dedicated fans, sparking lightning-fast brainstorming sessions that lead to hilarious and inventive movie ideas. Get ready to laugh as they riff on beers from top-notch
Feature #5 – Killer Bees: Small Town. Big Stingers. No One Is Safe.
In this episode of "Beer Me That Movie," Jon and Harrison take on the challenge of turning Melvin Brewing's "Killer Bees" into a movie concept that will have you buzzing with excitement!Drawing inspiration from the bold flavors and unique character of this brew, Jon and Harrison concoct a thrilling tale filled with suspense, action, and a sting of humor. Join them as they dive deep into the hive of creativity, exploring the potential plot twists and character arcs that could make "Killer Bees" t
Fast Five #5 – Hopped-Up Hijinks and Bad Ideas
Welcome back to "Beer Me That Movie" for our fifth iteration of the Fast Five craft beer discovery on Untappd! Get ready for a wild ride as we dive into our thoughts on last week's Ice Melter and embark on an epic scroll through the Untappd feed!Join us as we riff on beers from some of the finest breweries around, including Ghost Hawk Brewing, Little Willow Brewing Company, Freak Folk Bier, and many more. With each sip, we uncover new flavors, share our honest opinions, and speculate on which br
Feature #4 – Ice Melter: The Coolest Weapon... For The Hottest War
Prepare for another blockbuster episode of Beer Me That Movie, where Jon and Harrison transform Masthead Brewing Company's "Ice Melter" into an epic movie concept that will leave you on the edge of your seat!Drawing inspiration from iconic classics like Goonies, 80's Action Films, and Teen Witch, as well as the legendary Wayne Gretzky, Jon and Harrison weave a tale of adventure, friendship, and unexpected twists.In this thrilling narrative, we follow Michael and his loyal younger brother Tommy a
Fast Five #4 – Brewing Chaos & Movie Madness
Welcome back to "Beer Me That Movie" for the fourth iteration of our Fast Five craft beer discovery on Untappd! Get ready to join us on a journey through your Untappd check-ins as we search for our next feature film idea.This week, we're delving into an exciting lineup of brews from some of the most renowned breweries in the industry. From the inventive creations of Two Roads Brewing and Tired Hands Brewing to the powerhouse flavors of Toppling Goliath and the artisanal craftsmanship of Sante Ad
Feature #3 – Window Seat Daydream: Imagination Is Turbulent
Step into the world of imagination as we transform the tantalizing beer name "Window Seat Daydream" into a gripping feature film concept. In this episode, we embark on a journey of cinematic exploration, crafting a narrative centered around a compelling female protagonist.Inspired by the storytelling mechanics of "Live, Die, Repeat," our protagonist finds herself trapped in a surreal loop, reliving the same day over and over again. Each iteration brings her face to face with pivotal choices and
Fast Five #3 – Beers, Ideas, and Absolute Nonsense
Prepare for an exciting new format as we unveil the latest episode of Beer Me That Movie! This time, we're shaking things up with a unique split structure, diving into the exhilarating Fast Five discovery and releasing the captivating Feature Film building process next week.In our debut split episode, we kick things off by revisiting the Fourth Dose, and then head to the Fast Five segment where we navigate the labyrinth of Untappd, uncovering hidden gems and sparking inspiration along the way. F
Feature #2 – The Fourth Dose: Boosters, Betrayal, and Biohazards (+ our Second Fast Five)
Would you be able to escape the Fourth Dose?It takes us a little longer to find our golden egg on this episode. We struggle to think of plots for a few great beers in our "Fast 5" section before finally deciding to make our first Thriller movie when we land on Horus Aged Ales "Fourth Dose". With references to the 7 Deadly Sins, Virtues, and IV Drugs -- this one hits much different than the Banana Whale. Next week... InstagramUntappd - Add us to have your beers featured in our Fast 5
Feature #1 – Banana Whale: One Man's Quest to Harpoon Love (+ our First Fast Five)
What Kind of Movie would you make for "Banana Whale"?Check out our FIRST episode of this new concept where we cruise through our Friends list on Untappd looking for crazy craft beer names that inspire us to create a movie. Enjoy Harrison's zainy ideas and laughter paired with Jon's stoic one-liners. This week we look at Relax, Atomic Torpedo, Road of Reflection, and more before deciding on Banana Whale as the feature film.Next check out our first horror/thriller entry with "The Fourth Dose".Chec
What Is Beer Me That Movie?
In about 60 seconds, we try to explain our goal with this new podcast. It's only 1 minute, but it may save you hours looking for your next podcast in the future.