We Hired a Sitter For This
Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian
Newlyweds Ross & Patrick discuss love, sex, and whatever else tickles their fancy.
Stage 4 Billionaire
Overview
In the Solo Podcast Recording meeting titled “Stage 4 Billionaire,” host Patrick Holbert introduces the latest episode of his podcast “We Hired a Sitter for This” and shares personal updates, including reflections on his 8th wedding anniversary and a recent comedy show experience. He reminisces about childhood rollerblading, discusses the complexities of adult friendships, and expresses concerns about wealth inequality and economic challenges, particularly in the subscription-based
A Brief Hold
Overview
In the latest episode of “We Hired a Sitter for This,” the host shares a candid monologue reflecting on their challenging week, marked by fatigue from recent flu and Covid vaccinations, and the struggles of juggling a busy career as a stand-up comedian in New York City while managing financial stress. The episode recounts enjoyable weekend moments spent playing in the snow with their daughter, Franny, and visiting the Whitney Museum, though it took a turn as post-outing food choi
Documental Health
Overview
In the podcast episode titled “174 Pod.mp3,” co-host Patrick Holbert shares insights into his journey with the show “We Hired a Sitter for This,” originally launched in 2017 as “Who Cares about Ross and Patrick?” This episode features a solo discussion about the exciting launch of the documentary trailer for “Tom Dustin: Portrait of a Comedian,” which Patrick directed and filmed alongside Joe List, highlighting themes of friendship, career paths, and mental health in the comedy rea
Gabby's Dollhouse of Horrors
In the latest episode of ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast, titled “Gabby’s Dollhouse of Horrors,” Patrick records solo from his home studio in Bushwick, NYC, utilizing the time freed up by a client cancellation to discuss various personal and professional updates. He shares insights on his renewed commitment to treadmill workouts and candidly addresses struggles with sugar addiction, while also reflecting on recent stand-up performances, including a surprise gig at a fundraiser. Patrick rec
The Concert of Farts
In Episode 172 of the podcast “We Hired a Sitter for This,” the host presents a solo episode that opens with a humorous anecdote involving a misunderstanding with their daughter over a bathroom incident, leading to reflections on the complexities of a post-truth society. The conversation transitions into the host’s fascination with spiritual and paranormal topics, including telepathy, reincarnation, and aliens, while balancing skepticism and belief in the supernatural. The episode recounts the h
"Do You Know Who I Am??"
Overview
Notes
Comedy Career and Business (00:00 – 09:59)
"Two Cry Limit"
Overview
In an informal discussion, participants reminisced about memorable experiences from 2005, including social gatherings and the cultural impact of shows like The Apprentice, particularly focusing on Donald Trump’s early public persona. They shared anecdotes from a New Year’s Eve party that blended family friends and comedians, highlighting the unique dynamics of such interactions, particularly with karaoke involved. Topics evolved to parenting, where they discussed appropriate restau
Fun to the Head
As we were recording this felt like the last podcast of 2024, not the first of 2025. So please pardon our appearance and attitude and general malaise. This one was recorded mainly to keep the streak alive. Ross didn’t want to do it and I barely did either. But we are here and perhaps there’s a nugget of truth or connection that will bring some pleasure into your day? Thanks for listening!! Here’s to a happy and healthy new year.
"Merry BMX-mas"
Overview
In episode 168 of the “We Hired a Sitter for this” podcast, the hosts engage in a light-hearted conversation on various topics, starting with a humorous take on the Elf on the Shelf tradition and fond childhood memories associated with Christmas ornaments and gifts, such as an NBA Live game and a GT performer BMX bike. They explore family dynamics, sharing anecdotes about sibling relationships, parental favoritism, and the memories of childhood squabbles. The discussion transitions
You're the Monster
Overview
In the latest episode of the podcast, titled “167 pod,” the hosts, reunited after a week apart, delved into various personal and professional topics. They discussed the potential departure of co-host Ross from the show, shared Thanksgiving travel stories that highlighted car troubles, and explored broader issues like the mechanical problems with Patrick’s vehicle and financially challenging circumstances with trade-in valuations. The conversation then shifted to their comedy career
All The Dads Are Dying
Overview
In episode 166 of the podcast ‘We Hired a Sitter for this’, host Patrick Holbert opens with a personal update, candidly discussing his busy work life and recent feelings of burnout, including a Thanksgiving incident that left him self-conscious about his weight. The episode continues with Patrick announcing his upcoming comedy projects, such as his first special set for release on Amazon in 2025 and the premiere of the Tom Dustin documentary in January. He reflects on solo parentin
Wayne Montana & DMX
In the latest episode of the podcast “We Hired a Sitter for This,” titled Episode 165, hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte kicked off with a discussion about social media, including Patrick’s handle change and Gastor’s new commercial project, while reflecting on DMX’s influential legacy. The conversation transitioned into innovative marketing strategies for films like Gladiator 2 and Smile, as well as debates surrounding NFL kickers. As the episode progressed, Gastor proposed a humorous con
"Screen Name Cohesion"
In episode 164 of the podcast, the hosts engage in a lively discussion that begins with a dive into hip hop culture, where Patrick shares past rap names and contemplates producing beats with Ableton, despite Gastor’s humorous discouragement. The conversation quickly shifts to Patrick’s inconsistent social media branding, prompting Gastor’s critique of his current strategy and a recounting of farm experiences. As the episode progresses, the hosts pressure Patrick to update his Instagram handle, w
"Nice Pants Bro"
In the podcast recording of episode 163 of “We Hired a Sitter for This,” hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte engage in a lively discussion covering a range of topics. They kick off with personal updates, including Gastor’s memorable experience at the World Series with his father, celebrating the latter’s recovery from chemotherapy, making for a heartfelt conversation about baseball as a familial bond. The duo then shifts gears to fashion, where they explore Gastor’s extensive hat collection
"Ryan Reynolds for President"
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In the informal podcast recording held on November 5, 2023, participants engaged in a lively discussion covering a variety of topics. The meeting began with a conversation about the upcoming Election Day on November 5, 2024, sharing experiences from past elections and expressing mixed feelings regarding potential outcomes. The hosts then shifted to reflections on their recent acting projects, including the pressures faced by comedians, highlighting n
"Emotional Embargo"
In the latest episode of the WHASFT podcast, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau reconnect, sharing personal updates and reflections on various topics including Halloween decorations, the upcoming election, and Ross’ return after a brief hiatus. They delve into their past experiences with addiction and recovery, touching on the 12-step program and the complexities of maintaining sobriety and relationships. A discussion about their recent visit to a haunted house leads to lighthearted c
"It's Tone, Bro"
In the latest podcast recording meeting, the hosts delved into various topics centered around comedy and family, starting with Patrick Holbert’s experiences at open mics and the evolving landscape of comedy specials, including a discussion on the necessity of uniqueness in performances. They highlighted notable works such as Sarah Tolemache’s special and Tom Dustin’s documentary, while Patrick shared his uncertainty regarding his career trajectory. The conversation then shifted to family dynamic
"Let The Record Show"
In the latest episode of the podcast “We Hired a Sitter for This,” hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte discuss a range of topics, beginning with updates on Patrick’s solo parenting journey while his wife, Ross, undergoes yoga teacher training, and her desire to clarify some misconceptions about her smoking habits. The hosts delve into home maintenance challenges, particularly Patrick’s attempt to fix a bathroom faucet, and reflect on family dynamics, including his daughter Franny’s evolving
"P.C. Regina"
Hang on by the skin of your feet for this adrenaline rush of an episode!!
"Custom Country Club"
Patrick has a rough gig at a country club and Gastor helps him turn lemons into mangú.
"A Horrifying Mistake"
When is a horror movie too much? And other questions
"Abuses of Power"
this week’s episode of We Hired a Sitter For This. Patrick and Gastor Almonte discuss another week in the life of comic fatherhood. Enjoy!!
"Bear Attack"
Sometimes the angry bear is within you and sometimes it just wants your sandwich
"Back to School"
Our kids are back in the classroom and we have a lot to learn from them
"Money Problems"
Two grown men get honest and real about money and work and the pressure of providing
"Dunkin Vonnegut"
Gastor is back in the co-host chair and we discuss our co-headlining trip to Connecticut and the amazing donuts there. We also get into the challenges of home ownership, raising a child in a screen-based world, and the mysteries of the band 311.
"Circle of Death"
Jeff Simmermon is a hilarious comic with a funny story to tell about slow, painful death. Take a listen and immerse yourself in the circle of birth and life and grieving.
"Hormonal Handcuffs" w/ Laurel Cummings
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Ep. 148 “The Gospel of Luke”
Luke Thayer is a hilarious comedian and Christian. I wanted to sit down with him to talk about the role religion and church plays in his life as a parent, a comic, and member of the general community. He's a great comic and you can find a bunch of his stuff online including a very very funny Dry Bar special. Check him out and enjoy this conversation!!
Ep. 147 “Ninja Turtles”
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"Excrement Heavy Beginning"
🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 146 “Excrement Heavy Beginning”
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In this episode, Patrick and Gastor dive into various entertaining and thought-provoking topics, from personal anecdotes to childhood memories.
🚽 Bathroom Etiquette Debate (00:00 – 10:15)
The mechanics and acceptability of peeing in front of each other.
🏡 Podcast Comfort Zone (10:16 – 20:30)
Patrick asks Gastor if he feels comfortable in his home for the podcast.
🍔 Burg
Ep. 145 “Nature Camp”
🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 145 "Nature Camp"
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In this episode, Patrick and Gastor discuss a range of topics including personal updates, parenting dynamics, nature camps for children, childcare practices, childhood experiences, and reflections on their roles as parents.
🎙️ Podcast Recording and Personal Updates
Introduction to episode 145.
Personal experiences, including trips to Connecticut and feelings of loneliness when fami
Ep. 144 “Tractor Bros”
🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 144 "Tractor Bros"
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In this episode, Patrick and Gastor cover a wide range of topics, including comedy shows, audience interaction, and the unexpected appeal of tractors. Here's a breakdown of their discussion:
🎙️ Podcast Introduction and Banter (00:23 - 03:05)
The duo kicks off with light-hearted banter about the podcast's episode count and their chemistry.
They delve into a fun conversation about d
Ep. 143 “July-95” w/ ROSS
The Holbertineaus travel up I-95 to visit the maternal grandparents. Hop in, you're riding beach!!
Ep. 142 “Flat Tired”
Car trouble blows
Ep. 141 “Misophonic Bi Orgy” w/ ROSS
Wow two episodes in a row with Ross back in the cockpit?? And this is a revealing one. So revealing it doesn't seem right to put a bunch of bullet points in to Chat GPT to churn out show notes for this one. Does anyone even read these summaries? Do you hate that I use Chat GPT as much as I hate it? Please trust me- these notes are the only time I ever use it. AI scares me and bums me out but these notes are just to make this show searchable. I think. Is that what they do? I have no clue anymore.
Ep. 140 “Peach Pit to The Max” w/ ROSS!
🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 140 "Peach Pit to The Max"
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In Episode 140 of "We Hired a Sitter For This," Patrick Holbert is joined by the original co-host, Ross Erin Martineau, for a candid discussion on relationships, parenting, and personal growth.
Main Topics:
🐾 Veterinarian Visit: Patrick and Ross discuss a touching moment witnessing an old couple at the veterinarian's office, reflecting on love and companionship.
🏈 Footba
Ep. 139 “A Brolic Episode”
🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 139 "A Brolic Episode"
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In Episode 139 of "We Hired a Sitter For This," hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte discuss a range of topics focusing on parenting and online safety for children.
Main Topics:
🧑💻 Online Safety for Children: Patrick and Gastor delve into Reddit entries about fatherhood, discussing rules for internet usage and parental guidance for a 14-year-old's online activities. Gasto
Ep. 138 “Civic Doody”
🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 138 "Civic Doody"
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In Episode 138 of "We Hired a Sitter For This," hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte tackle an array of engaging topics, blending humor and insight in their signature style.
Main Topics:
⚖️ Gastor’s Jury Duty Experience: Gastor shares his enthusiasm for jury duty, detailing his enjoyment of observing courtroom drama unfold.
🍏 Patrick’s Junk Food Abstinence: Patrick reveals he is
Ep. 137 “Ancient Itch”
🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 137 "Ancient Itch"
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In Episode 137 of "We Hired a Sitter For This," hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte dive into a myriad of topics following their co-headlining gig in Westerly, RI.
Main Topics:
🎤 Post-Gig Reflections: Join Patrick and Gastor as they reflect on their recent performance in Westerly, RI, discussing the nuances of the gig and their experiences on stage.
🌎 Performing in Random Town
Ep. 136 “Drive to Hurleyville”
Episode Title: "Drive to Hurleyville"
🎙️ Show Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 136
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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte on a scenic drive in the Kia Sorento as they journey to a co-headlining gig in Hurleyville, NY. Along the way, they engage in a lively discussion covering a diverse array of topics.
Main Topics:
🏞️ Exploring the Catskills Comedy Scene: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor share their vague understanding of the his
Ep. 135 “Bus Chase”
Episode Title: "Bus Chase"
🎙️ Show Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 135
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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 135 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they embark on a journey of nostalgia, personal aspirations, and the intricacies of balancing family life with personal passions.
Main Topics:
🚌 Retrieval of Lost Denim Jacket: Laugh along as the meeting begins with a story about the retrieval of a lost denim jacket on a
Ep. 134 Naked Tres Golpes
Episode Title: "Naked Tres Golpes"
🎙️ Show Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 134
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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 134 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they embark on a candid exploration of personal experiences, comedy shows, and family vacations.
Main Topics:
🎭 Behind the Scenes at Hurleyville Show: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor share behind-the-scenes details of their show in Hurleyville, delving into the
Ep. 133 Boy Girl Party
🎙️ Show Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 133
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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 133 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they dive into a wide range of topics, from podcast duo names to navigating family traditions and parenting styles.
Main Topics:
🎤 Podcast Duo Names: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor brainstorm potential names for their podcast duo. From playful banter to creative suggestions, join them in explori
Ep. 132 Spicy Cough Syrup
After Patrick recounts his challenging week in exhausting detail, these guys discuss the following:
(This somewhat dry list of topics was generated by AI that listened to us record this episode)
📊 Show Notes & Overview
Discussion on communication habits with children
Importance of positive talk and language use
Encouraging self-confidence and healthy self-esteem in children
🔑 Action Plan
Demonstrating positive talk more frequently
Reviewing performance feedback processes
Implementing healt
Ep. 131 Billionaires in Bikinis
🎙️ Show Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 131: "Billionaires in Bikinis"
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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 131 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they delve into a wide array of topics, from celebrity scandals to parenting advice from Reddit.
Main Topics:
🎤 Recent Accusations Against Diddy: Patrick and Gastor discuss the recent accusations against Diddy, offering their humorous take on the world of entertainment an
Ep. 130 Coco G Skips Easter
🎙️ Show Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 130: "Coco G Skips Easter"
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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 130 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they embark on another hilarious and insightful exploration of parenthood, comedy, and everyday absurdities.
Main Topics:
🐰 Coco G's Easter Dilemma: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor delve into the comedic complexities of Coco G's decision to skip Easter. From family traditio
Ep. 129 Regrets & Conundrums
🎙️ Show Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 129 "Regrets & Conundrums"
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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 129 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they navigate the hilarious and sometimes challenging world of parenting through the lens of Reddit posts.
Main Topics:
🐱 Cat Poop Conundrum: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor tackle the age-old question of what to do if your small child accidentally eats cat poop, and who is
Ep. 128 Doctor New York
🎙️ Podcast Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 128: "Doctor New York"
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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 128 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they embark on another hilarious and candid exploration of life's quirks and challenges.
Main Topics:
🧢 Bespoke Caps and Misunderstandings: Laugh along as Gastor shares his experience with a bespoke fitted cap by "DRNY" (not Doctor New York). From humorous misunderstandings to
Ep. 127 “Lady Linda on Biggie Day”
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"We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 127
Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 127 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they embark on another hilarious and insightful journey through the ups and downs of comedy, parenting, and life on the road.
Main Topics:
🚗 On the Road Again: Laugh along as Patrick shares his adventures from a week away from home on the road in Illinois and Wisconsin. From quirky encounters to unexpected mis
Ep. 126 Don’t Know Nothing About Soap
🎙️ Podcast Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 126: "Don't Know Nothing About Soap"
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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 126 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they dive into a whirlwind of comedic discussions, personal anecdotes, and candid reflections.
Main Topics:
📺 Encountering the First Hater: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor share their experiences with their first YouTube hater. Discover the hilarity and absurdi
Ep. 125 Rotary Club Road Trip
Patrick and Gastor hit the road to take the stage together for the first time in this episode. Jump in the back seat and buckle up because you’re in for a wild ride! In this episode, the comedian dads talk about Patrick’s crappy car again; Neighborhood tribal politics & punishment; The surveillance industrial complex; Pet peeves amongst spouses, and much much more!
If you’re enjoying our podcast, tell a friend! Tell a parent. Tell a dad. Let’s undo toxic masculinity t
Ep. 124 Eric Adams Entourage
🎙️ Podcast Summary written by a Robot: We Hired a Sitter For This - Episode 124
Comedians and hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte are back with another side-splitting episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This." Join them as they dish out laughs, insights, and unfiltered commentary on the latest happenings in their lives and beyond.
Main Topics:
🚗 Road Trip Revelries: Patrick and Gastor share tales from their recent road trips for comedy gigs. From quirky encounters to unexpected adventu
Ep. 123 – Dad Bod Dynasty
🎙️ Show Summary written by a robot: We Hired a Sitter For This – Episode 123: “Dad Bod Dynasty”
Comedians and hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte are back with another uproarious episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This.” Tune in as they navigate the comedic landscape of fatherhood, sports, and the trials of parenting.
Main Topics:
🏈 Super Bowl Shenanigans: Join Patrick and Gastor as they dissect the highs and lows of the Super Bowl, from the thrilling game ac
Ep. 122 Psychotic Levels of Romance
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"We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 122: "Psychotic Levels of Romance"
Join comedians and parents Patrick and Gastor in Episode 122 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they delve into a whirlwind of comedic discussions, ranging from childcare dilemmas to the complexities of romance and parenting.
Main Topics:
👩👧👦 Trusting Childcare: Patrick and Gastor share their humorous insights into the age-old question of who they can truly trust with c
Ep. 121 The Kia Compromise
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"We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 121
Patrick and Gastor are at it again in Episode 121 of "We Hired a Sitter For This," delivering a hearty dose of humor and insightful banter. Join the comedic duo as they explore everything from the quirks of life on the road to the unique roles sports and minimalism play in their households.
Main Topics:
🚗 The Saga of Patrick's 2010 Kia Sorento: Brace yourself for laughter as Patrick unravels the hilariou
120 Ross is back and sick of it!
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🎙️ Title: "We Hired a Sitter For This" 🔥 Episode Title: "Ross is back and sick of it!"
Hold onto your hats, folks! 🎩 The uproarious "We Hired a Sitter For This" is back, and this time, Patrick and Ross have wrestled the mics back from the clutches of Gastor. Ross, the OG co-host, is back, and she's not holding back—she's had it up to here! 🤯
The laughter kicks off as Ross spills the juicy details of her latest adventure – a pinkeye saga courtesy of th
119 Emergency Contact Dog Psychic
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"We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 119: "Emergency Contact Dog Psychic"
Join Patrick and Gastor, the witty minds behind "We Hired a Sitter For This," as they unravel the quirks of parenthood with candid humor.
Parental Chronicles:
😴 Sleeping Saga: Patrick vents his comedic frustration about unexpected challenges arising from co-sleeping with his daughter and Ross. Bedtime routines take an unexpected, laugh-inducing turn!
🤰 Support Squad: Exp
Ep. 118 Who is The Wknd?? WHASFT
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"We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 118: "Who is The Wknd?
Join Patrick and Gastor in the latest episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This," marked as their third hosting collaboration. The duo brings a fresh perspective and their signature humor to a range of intriguing topics.
Main Topics:
🤔 The Pledge of Allegiance Debate: Patrick sparks a thought-provoking discussion as he delves into why he finds the Pledge of Allegiance creepy and potentially
Ep. 117 What’s Dad Mad About???
Just two dads openly about what we're stewing about this week. But also having fun and laughs! check it out
Patrick Holbert @TheHolbertReport
Gastor Almonte @GastorAlmonte
Ep. 116 New Co Host!!! Gastor Almonte
Heyyyy we're back with a new episode. Well, not the "We" you may be used to. This week we've got a new co host going through the onboarding process. He's seen HR, he's got his direct deposit info submitted to the finance department, and he's ready to rock.
Gastor Almonte is one of my oldest friends in comedy and I admire him very much. He's a father of two older children and he's a wise man. Take a listen to this fun convo about child-rearing in NYC in 2024!!!
Also, follow Gastor on all the st
Ep. 115 – We Hired a Sitter #3
This is my second time posting this episode. I made a mistake on the first upload. Apologies to our loyal listeners who eagerly await each episode drop like it's the McRib at McDonald's or Pumpkin Spice Latte back in stock at Starbucks. Basically, this episode is a wild ride in podcast experimentation. It's Guerrilla Podcasting, folks! Anything can happen. Mistakes get made. Chronology be damned! The last segment in this episode was recorded first! Or was it? I don't know anymore. But the point
Ep. 115 - We Hired a Sitter #3
This one’s a little all over the place folks! Strap in for the ride and enjoy. THIS IS GUERILLA PODCASTING FOLKS!
Follow @theholbertreport on instagram for Patrick
Follow @rosserinmartineau for Ross – check out her yoga classes at Everyone Yoga in Ridgewood, Queens!
Ep. 114 We Hired a Sitter #2
Hi it's our second episode of the podcast formerly known as Who Cares About Ross and Patrick. This is WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS. Thanks for tuning in.
We talk very very openly about money. How we make it, how we spend it, how much we are debting, etc. You're welcome! Let our stress be your comfort. Patrick talks about the kind of money he makes (or doesn't make) as a comic and Ross talks about how changing careers is sending their family onto the precipice of financial ruin.
Also, I celebrate
Ep. 113 We Hired a Sitter For This First Episode
This is our first episode back in quite a long time! Our podcast is called "We Hired a Sitter For This" now. One day I will figure out how to change the name of the show and the art, etc, but for now, enjoy our first episode back.
Ep. 112 – Who cares about losing virginity??
Hello and welcome to Topic Town, population two!! On this, our one hundred and twelfth episode- we decide to discuss a specific topic and this first one is spicy. We both tell the stories of how we lost our virginity. So saddle up and get on the T train, you’re headed to pound town! Enjoy this mushroom trip about mushroom tips. Eww this description is gross.
Ep. 111 – Who cares about emergency room nightmares??
When your kid gets a gnarly case of Hand, Foot, and Mouth disease, there’s only one way to get a little comfort: Pretend like it was more painful for you- The Parent. Listen in as we recap what it was like to go to a real life medieval emergency room right here in Brooklyn. We also chat about an even worse trauma: Patrick bombing in grand fashion on the internet.
Are you following us on the socials? Please do! Here’s our IG info:
Podcast: @who.cares.podcast
Ross: @rosserinstyles
Patr
Ep. 110 – Who cares about anything??
Who cares about anything when world war three is on and poppin?? Who cares about anything when you just had an afternoon romp? Who cares about anything when your toddler is a terrrorist?? Who cares about anything when this could be THE LAST EPISODE OF WHO CARES EVER??
We’re saying “could be” because even if it is, that’s only because we are probably going to change the name of the podcast. Take a listen to find out what we might change it to! And let us know if it’s
Ep. 109 – Who cares about bumping uglies??
In a very spooky episode of who cares, Ross and Patrick over share about their own bodies, smooshing their bodies together (very sexy), trying to clean Fran’s undercarriage after epic dumps, and so much more! Ross is high on Benadryl after a cortisone shot so who the fuck knows what is going on. Join them on another rocky road filled episode of who cares. Seriously, what the hell are they even talking about?!
Ep. 108 – Who cares about literal or figurative trash??
This week Ross and Patrick take you on a tour of their current state which is chaotic, sleep deprived, and impassioned. They’re all over the the place- from Bachelor in Paradise to calling a local city council member about the trash crisis in Bushwick. Can you keep up with their scatter brained diatribes?? More importantly, all Ross wants to know is, have you watched Succession and do you love Kendall as much as she does? Trust me, you don’t. Enjoy!
Ep. 107 – Who cares about capitalism??
Hello viewers! Have you missed Ross and Patrick? Well they’ve missed you. In this episode, they discuss the albatross around all of our necks, CAPITALISM. Hooray! Did you know we’ve all been brainwashed since childhood to think that we need to be producing at all times and that said production equates to our personal self worth? Don’t worry, Ross and Patrick also take you on a gorgeous journey of their long term stay at a hotel in a city that shall remain nameless and the cast of characters who
Ep. 106 – Who cares about Patrick’s nitz??
We recorded another hot one in the office space. We went as long as we could before our tits melted off. Listen in as we kvetch about traveling with the child, Patrick’s upcoming vasectomy, and “Aunt Book.” Send along any terrible memes you want us to tear apart next week. Love u!!
Ep. 105 – Who cares about vaccine entrepreneurship??
Ross and Patrick care about the well being of the neighborhood and the world so please listen to this important episode as they embark on a new entrepreneurial endeavor that will create global healing
Ep. 104 – Who cares about vasectomies??
On today’s episode, Ross and Patrick discuss vasectomies, doctors who reinforce traumatic patriarchal values, and then seamlessly segue into life’s minutia. Serving you classic Who Cares nonsense. Did I mention they’re tired all the time? Rate, review, and subscribe if you haven’t already. Ross and Patrick need sleep and reviews.
Ep. 103 – Who cares about bodies, embodiment, and sex?
On today’s show, Ross and Patrick delve into life as parents and how different they feel about their own individual bodies- You know… Sexually. Pretty cool, right? Their lives have significantly changed and so have their libidos. Is it going to be a slutty summer for the new Mom and Dad? Tune in to find out how they’re handling it all on this new episode of Who Cares!
Ep. 102 – Who cares about babysitting??
We hired a sitter to get this one done so dear god please listen. Thanks for keeping us in your subscription queue!! We plan to be back weekly from now on. But we’ll let you know next week.
Ep. 101 – Who cares about parenting bullcrap??
Our 101st episode!! We talk all about the junk we’ve geared up with to keep a baby alive for nearly 8 months. We complain about internet marketing and the parental industrial complex but we also come through with a big recommendation: If you have a new child who won’t sleep, you need to get a mechanical bull.
Ep. 100 – Who cares about episode 100??
Can you believe it?!?! They made it to episode 100! It only took 3 years, recording inconsistently, and some major life upheavals but they did it. Ross and Patrick take a walk down memory lane but not without discussing politics and The Bachelor. It wouldn’t be 100 episodes of Who Cares if they didn’t bounce around from topic to topic like they forgot to take their adderall. Viewer, thank you for coming on this journey with Ross and Patrick and here’s to a 100 more! Love you!
Ep. 099 – Who cares about Far Right Clubs??
We recorded this episode on the morning of January 20, 2021 in the hours before Joe Biden was inaugurated. Patrick is thinking about joining a far right extremist group and he tells Ross all about the cool options out there
Ep. 098 – Who cares about what we watch??
Content content content!!! The Bachelorette, Dolly Parton, and MURDER. Here's what we're watching this holiday season. Well, throughout 2020 I guess.
Ep. 097 – Who cares about sleep training??
Ross and Patrick have been completely preoccupied by new parenthood and haven’t found a moment to record… until now! They missed you so. Hopefully you don’t mind that “who cares” has become less sexy, and more sleep deprived and child obsessed. They warned you when Ross got pregnant, all bets are off and so are the sex parties, at least for a little while. Join Ross and Patrick on their tour of sleep training a 5 month old baby and what it does to the adult brain. Enjoy!
Ep. 096 – Who cares about Uncle Dave??
Uncle Dave AKA Uncle Bubz is back and is here to charm your baby. What is not to love about this man??
Ep. 095 – Who cares about Joe O’Biden??
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Ep. 094 – Who cares about solo parenting??
The Holbertineaus check in about Patrick’s adventures in child rearing by himself
Ep. 093 – Who cares about Taint Tuesday??
Patrick and Ross get together to talk through childhood anxieties and the current cricks in their necks
Ep. 092 – Who cares about being new parents??
They’re at it again! Talking babies, family gatherings in the time of covid, and anniversaries. What kind of anniversaries? You’ll have to listen to find out. They unpack the minutia of daily life with a baby and a dog, while wondering will they be sluts again? They reminisce about past dalliances all the while wondering, “Is Frances hearing this?” Tune in to hear your favorite new parents continue on their journey of oversharing.
Ep. 091 – Who cares about sleep deprivation??
Just a couple of new parents trying to think and speak clearly through the fog of sleep deprivation! Come along for a catch up episode as we discuss what it’s like being back on our own in Brooklyn. No shade, but if you got to raise your kid in a non-pandemic situation with help from multiple friends and family members…. Good for you!! Wow that must be amazing. Ok never mind, we love u all
Ep. 090 – Who cares about Franny Sue??
Hello Everyone! Sorry for the delay. But we’re back with an audio odyssey catching up on where we’ve been and what’s going on. Our daughter was born on June 15th! Pretty crazy to be bringing a life into this world at this particular moment. We are doing the best we can and enjoying it overall. We hope you are all safe and sound and able to find peace and justice in your own life and in your communities. We will do our best to post episodes regularly, but it’s proving chal
Ep. 089 – Who cares about race??
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Ep. 088 – Who cares about En Vogue??
Thanks for listening!! We hope you’re all doing well during these nutty times. We’re hanging in there by listening to En Vogue and Janet Jackson.
Ep. 087 – Who cares about a Covid??
Hello gang, we missed you! But we are back to check in. Ross is very pregnant. On this episode, for the entire 54 minutes, we discuss various perineal massage techniques that Patrick is reading about in the Penny Simkin classic, The Birth Partner.
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Ep. 086 – Who cares about our quarantine??
We finally jump on the mics to check in with ya’ll!! So sorry for the delay but the world has been postponed and also Ross was busy keeping this family afloat while Patrick wasn’t feeling well. On this episode we talk about all the trash content we’ve been consuming to pass the time without going insane and we also discuss the future of our extracurricular relationships. Oh and there are crystals involved.
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Ep. 085 – Who cares about IG Live??
If you missed our instagram Live episode from Thursday, March 26th, here’s the audio from it! We hope you’re all doing great. Enjoy!
Ep. 084 – Who cares about Advice In The Time of Corona??
Well shit is really really fucking weird right now, huh? No one knows anything about what the next several months will be like, but that doesn’t mean Ross and Patrick can’t answer some questions for you. They’ve got solicited advice for the folks who wrote in. They hope this episode will keep you entertained and maybe even a little informed while you pull yourself away from the news long enough to cry on the toilet.
Ep. 083 – Who cares about Glen Tickle??
This is a very special episode! Ross and Patrick check in for a few minutes to start the show and then we go to a hotel in the middle of Pennsylvania to listen in as Patrick tries to learn how to be a dad from his comedy pal Glen Tickle. Glen has two daughters, a wife, a comedy album called “(Yes, Really),” and a brand new special called “Good Grief: A Comedy About Loss and Being Bad At It.” He’s an all around great guy and a hilarious comic. Check him out at www.gl
Ep. 082 – Who cares about Tax Tuesday??
Money, money, money, mooonnneeeyyy. Moooonnneeeyyy! Ya know, like the song. Ross and Patrick coming to you post couple’s business meeting so they needed to unpack said business immediately. Not as fun as sex but equally as uncomfortable to talk about. Sounds fun, right?
Ep. 081 – Who cares about dating in “reality”??
Have you heard the news? Pod people are getting engaged without actually meeting face to face! They are potentially mating and procreating while in the pods with the assistance of new technology that involves a blue tooth speaker, a ukulele, and goblets of wine. The apocalypse is a upon us and we must act fast. Just kidding! Love Is Blind is a new dating show on Netflix and Ross and Patrick are obsessed. The show is probably contributing to the downfall of society but who cares?! Listen to Ross
Ep. 080 – Who cares about mutual masturbation??
Ross & Patrick had exactly an hour to hang out together this weekend so they recorded this podcast to tell you all about wackin’ off together in Puerto Rico. Happy President’s Day!
Ep. 079 – Who cares about a “Babymoon”??
Well they’re back from the tropics and they’re depressed. However, it felt like Christmas morning on Sunday in Brooklyn because after a week apart, they finally reunited with PEGGY! So all is not lost – least not in the Holbertineau house – but the nation is a full blown nightmare. While on their magical vacation in Puerto Rico, Ross and Patrick still kept tabs on the White House of Horrors and the democratic shim sham, and most importantly The Bachelor. Tune in to hear all about the
Ep. 078 – Who cares about Fart City??
This episode is all about the Super Bowl and sports! JK, only a little bit. We love you, thanks for listening, we’ll be back next week after vacation!!
Ep. 077 – Who cares about money??
Perhaps our most taboo topic yet!
Ep. 076 – Who cares about The Bachelor Bébés??
This week Ross and Patrick are back to bouncing around from topic to topic. They know you missed that. While they prepare to be parents, they’re willing to dish out all the unsolicited relationship advice you didn’t ask for. Ross is reading about how to be a French parent, while Patrick wants to be the next bachelor. Come along for the bumpy ride all to the tune of the Backstreet Boys. It makes sense if you listen so just do it.
For Patrick’s comedy dates, go to https://www.patrickholbert.
Ep. 075 – Who cares about Maine??
A day late and several dollars short, happy 2020 everybody! We hope all your New Year dreams come true. On this episode we recap a week of revelry in the great state of Maine. It’s a silly one- Patrick now does manual labor for work and Ross was kind enough to listen to his self pity for an hour. Enjoy!!
Ep. 074 – Who cares about the end of 2019??
Here’s a little short and sweet episode for you guys! Patrick and Ross just got home from P’s big show and wanted to do some processing. So much gratitude and appreciation and thankfully not as much second guessing as usual. The pair also chat about the incoming New Year and the outgoing 2019 through the eyes of Barack Obama. Enjoy and thanks for all the listens over the past year!!
Ep. 073 – Who cares about the holidays??
Hey y’all! Happy holidays! Ross and Patrick check in and tell you their travel plans for Christmas week even though you didn’t ask. Don’t forget they’re so grateful for you.
Ep. 072 – Who cares about genital reveal parties??
This week Ross and Patrick talk about sex, love, parenthood, and of course, Peggy. They’ve got some news and they’re ready to over share. Get into it!
Ep. 071 – Who cares about weekend getaways??
Ross, Patrick, and Peggy joined chosen family Eddie and Gregory in Boiceville, NY for the weekend. With a stocked fridge, they tucked themselves away in a cabin surrounded by snow. Patrick and Gregory puzzled while Ross and Eddie definitely did not puzzle. Be teleported away while Ross and Patrick recount their weekend of rest, relaxation, overeating, and Peggy pissing everywhere.
Ep. 070 – Who cares about Thanksgiving??
This week is a short one. We’re stuffed full of turkey but wanted to drop a quick little episode to express our gratitude for all our listeners! Ya’ll are the best and we will be back next week with a proper show. Have a great week and enjoy those leftovers!!
Ep. 069 – Who cares about impeachment??
Episode 69, ya pervs!!
Coming to you from the comforts of their couch again, Ross and Patrick discuss politics and how every republican supporter of Trump really wants to be Scrooge McDuck. Peggy canoodles them through their attempt at political discourse while working on her own tv show, “Everything is Food!”
What a dynamic family!
Ep. 068 – Who cares??
Just a fun catch-up ramble sesh!! Enjoy xoxoxo
Ep. 067 – Who cares about sonograms??
Pregnancy, sonograms, Whitesnake, oh my! What do these things have in common? Absolutely nothing of course. Somehow Patrick and Ross end up talking about 80’s hair metal after they’ve subjected you to the literal ins and outs of their first OBGYN appointment. Friends, the fever dream continues. Don’t you want to see how it all plays out?
Ep. 066 – Who cares about Luxe Fatale??
Luxe is a sex positive, body positive, burlesque performing witch who also happens to run a creative arts program for children. She is a radical lady who’s ready to dish all things taboo. This self-described heathen also happens to be Ross and Patrick’s friend, neighbor, and dear aunt to Peggy. She does it all! Let the sex magic commence!
Ep. 065 – Who cares about a sack of cells??
It’s been two weeks since you’ve heard from Ross and Patrick and they’ve missed you terribly. Don’t worry- everything is ok. They just went on vacation aaaaaannnnndddd got some major life news. So they put a pin in it and now they’re back to overshare and answer all the questions you never asked.
Ep. 064 – Who cares about Kelly Irene Corson??
Even though Kelly, Ross, and Patrick have known each other for over a decade, this was definitely the most time they’ve ever spent together. Prior to recording this episode, Kelly put Peggy through two hours of her dog training paces. She’s the dog whisperer of Ross and Patrick’s dreams and is helping them turn their little Peggy right around. Goddess bless this woman. We swear she was not held hostage. Join us while she shares about career changes, trusting your gut, taking risks, a
Ep. 063 – Who cares??
Enjoy this week’s episode!
Ep. 062 – Who cares about Cassandra Cushman??
Cassandra Cushman is an actor. She's a writer. A psychic, a witch, a healer. She's so many things beyond this realm we can’t fit it all in this little paragraph. Take a listen as these three spirits connect on a multitude of levels and maybe life times! Whoa, man... One thing is for sure, Cassandra speaks Ross and Patrick’s language (and Peggy’s language too for that matter). She's a highly attuned witch who is incredibly well versed in astrology with an MFA in acting. The Who Cares pod loves th
Ep. 061 – Who cares about weddings, reunions, and feelings??
Ross, Patrick, and Peggy went upstate for a family wedding and Patrick’s 20 year high school reunion. Everyone came away from the weekend feeling emotionally hungover from the bittersweet highs and the stress-induced lows. Ross and Patrick balanced having a good time with their respective brands of generalized anxiety while Peggy exhausted herself from love, attention, and gnawing through her crate cover. What they thought would be a fun recap of the weekend turned into a much deeper conversatio
Ep. 060 – Who cares about Juno Tempest??
This week we care about Juno Tempest, a comedian and writer in Brooklyn. Join us for a titillating convo about astrology, sex work, trans issues, and young love in NYC. You can hear more from Juno on her weekly show "Sad Trainee Poetry Hour" on Radio Free Brooklyn every Sunday at 4pm. She's also the host of the Genre Reassignment comedy show at Branded Saloon in Prospect Heights.
Ep. 059 – Who cares about The Great Outdoors??
Did you miss Ross and Patrick last week? They felt terrible that they didn’t record an episode for you. (Just tell them you missed them. They’re very sensitive and crave validation). Have no fear, they’re back and they recorded while driving upstate because vehicular multitasking is worth it for their fans. It's you all who keep this empire running. The fans and Jesus. Mostly Jesus actually (Is anyone else watching 'The Family' on Netflix??). Anyway on this episode, R and P talk camping, 12 step
Ep. 058 – Who cares about Billy Procida??
Billy Procida, the "Manwhore" himself, is in the Who Cares podcast studio! He talks to Ross and Patrick about standup, podcasting, sex work, and turning his sex positive slut lifestyle into a career. Billy claims to be extremely problematic but Ross only found minor problems here and there. Overall, this threesome had a lovely in depth conversation about relationships, sex, and societal closed mindedness. The trio also decided they’re doing the lord's work and that the world needs more whores ou
Ep. 057 – Who cares about Chuck Thornton??
When Ross first met Patrick, he was a reality TV producer who used a blackberry constantly and hair product never. (Ross' subsequent fashion and cultural influence on him cannot be understated.) He also had a long term "work husband" by the name of Chuck Thornton with whom Patrick road-dogged across the country to tell the stories of many while eating the garbage of few (when it comes to food, they’re kind of alley cats). Join in as Patrick and Chuck reminisce about their days as collaborators w
Ep. 056 – Who cares about sluts in paradise??
Ross and Patrick's main junk food TV show obsession is The Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise and its trash spawn, Bachelor in Paradise. The entire Bachelor brand is based on the myths we were all sold about love and relationships during our Disney-enhanced childhoods. On this episode, the Who Cares hosts discuss the first episode of Bachelor In Paradise, the drama that ensued, and how little do all these hormone-hyped contestants know, they’re all in open relationships and navigating them terribly
Ep. 055 – Who cares about Lindsay Goldwert??
Lindsay Goldwert is a journalist, podcaster, comedian, author, and all around fascinating human. She joins Ross and Patrick to discuss the exciting release of her first book, Bow Down: Lessons From Dominatrixes on How to Get Everything You Want. Listen as they dive into the taboo territories of sex and money and how empathy and empowerment are not mutually exclusive. Lindsay shares about the alpha females featured in her book and the incredible power of example Dominatrixes can be to women in al
Ep. 054 – Who cares about healing after breakups??
He's our (self-proclaimed) #1 fan and newly appointed President of the Who Cares Fan Club. This week we welcome back Bro of the show Dave Martineau! He’s 31, he’s single, he’s in therapy, and he’s uncomfortable with his sister’s openness. Dave traveled to NYC for the weekend to bro down with his sis by going to karaoke, the beach, and watching a healthy dose of Xanax television (The Office). He regales Patrick and Ross with insane tales of online dating, and his plans to rescue dogs from neglige
Ep. 053 – Who cares about dating while married??
Did you know there’s a sex-positive dating app for singles and couples? Well there is and Ross and Patrick have done lots of swiping left and right. In this episode, they talk about digital dating while married and how doing so after 7 years of monogamy is fuckin' scary! Couples therapy has saved R and P more than once and transparency and negotiation are the keys to their open relationship. This one is so fun they sing a song about a herpes infected eagle! You’re definitely gonna want to add it
Ep. 052 – Who cares about teamwork??
This week Patrick and Ross catch up after being separated by The Road for four days. Ross experiences shades of single motherhood while Patrick was out performing at various breweries around the northeast trying to make enough money to feed his dog-ter back home. Listen in as the two share their respective adventures and discuss life ahead.
Ep. 051 – Who cares about death, sex, and dishwasher repair??
Ross and Patrick summer in Connecticut now. And yes, they prefer their favorite season in verb form. On this episode join them and Peggy for a ride down I-95 as they chat about family dynamics, son-in-law responsibilities, and bangin' in Ross' childhood bedroom. If that still doesn't sound like enough oversharing, don't worry! They’ll also relive the details of last week's challenging couples therapy session.
Ep. 050 – Who cares about open relationships??
It's episode 50!! Can you believe it?? It only took this duo 50 episodes to decide what they really care about (or at least what they actually want to talk about): Sex, love, alternative relationships, and everything in between! This week Ross and Patrick reveal more about their foray into ethical non-monogamy and their plans for sexual world domination (Kidding! They only wanna start a sex cult. Or maybe a commune). Does all this sound scary and confusing and like too much information? Then may
Ep. 049 – Who cares about episode 49??
Not these two!
Ep. 048 – Who cares about episode 48??
This week Patrick and Ross and their third co-host and dog, Peggy, drive southbound on I-95 and talk about all sorts of things. (Well truthfully, Patrick and Ross do most of the talking while Peggy naps in a donut formation in the back seat). Take a listen as The Family Holbertineau mourns the passing of their dear Aunt Sue, discuss father's day, and share their gratitude for the kind feedback about last week's bombshell episode from supportive listeners. Get Pegged ya'll!
Ep. 047 – Who cares about STI’s??
On their most revealing episode yet, Ross & Patrick discuss STI's, non-monogamy, and sex in general. If you thought it was impossible for them to be even more transparent, take a listen as Ross shouts her truth from the rooftop while Patrick skittishly divulges his. With this podcast, they hope that by opening up more, they can promote more positive conversation around sexual health and relationships. Open your mind (and maybe your legs) to this week's show!
Ep. 046 – Who cares about Peggy??
Well last week they were being voyeurs at the dog park and now their sitting IN the dog park. Ross’ dreams finally came true... she wore Patrick down and got them a dog!!! Welcome Peggy, the adorable mutt to the Holbertineau family. Peggy came into their life as a foster from In Our Hands Rescue and she’s staying in their lives as their doghter. Ross and Patrick talk about how becoming dog owners has already begun to change their lives for the better and the unexpected. Peggy is a precious littl
Ep. 045 – Who cares about walkabouts??
Join Patrick and Ross on a walkabout in their neighborhood of Bushwick, Brooklyn. They grab a coffee, visit the dog park (where they are creepy dog voyeurs), spy on one of their favorite listeners (Hi, Kiersten!), and process the departure of some of their best friends from New York (farewell, Jen & Bay). Oh and Patrick hops a fence to collect $20 he saw with his eagle eyes from across the park. We hope you enjoy this more experimental episode of Who Cares!
Ep. 044 – Who cares about abortions??
It's time to talk about these god damn abortion bans. Predominantly conservative white male legislators across this country are making decisions about female bodies, and the hypocritical snow ball effect knows no bounds. Ross does some research on exactly what these laws mean and where they’re taking place, all while mocking these men and their terrible southern accents. The Who Cares duo hope that by using the small platform they have, they can at least spark conversation and let people know ho
Ep. 043 – Who cares about Mother’s Day??
Happy Mother's Day, y’all! This week we take some time to thank all the mamas out there. Mothers can be biological, surrogate, adopted, chosen, or any other way you can think of someone becoming a MOTHER. Ross and Patrick start by celebrating the women who birthed them into existence, Betty Ann and Jane. Listen in as these two moms make guest appearances on this week’s episode as Ross and Patrick make their mother’s day phone calls. Come share in the love! Matriarchy Now!
Ep. 042 – Who cares about The Wig Lady??
Ladies and gentlemen put your hands up and your dollars down for Nefertiti!!! She is a fellow wardrobe stylist and a good “Judy” of Ross.' Take a listen as she explains her love for beauty, makeup, and glamour. And boy bands. And Selena. And RuPaul’s Drag Race. And Motley Crue, and Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Tupac, and Murder She Wrote, and Columbo. She’s a complicated woman, ok? She’s got taste and opinions and she’s not afraid to tell you all about it. Nef has come to the Who Cares recording s
Ep. 041 – Who cares about reconnection??
Ross and Patrick are recording in bisolation again! Do you wish they had a guest? Well they don’t, so get over it. Separated for a week, they're using this episode to hear about each other’s respective adventures. Patrick was on the road in New England and Ross was hard at work in Bushwick. Join the gruesome twosome in the "studio" and find out how their doing post “Argument” Episode Heard 'Round The World.
Ep. 040 – Who cares about conflict resolution??
This episode starts in the thick of an awkward relationship conversation. A bit of a tiff. Ross and Patrick are cranky and tired and on different emotional pages so they decided to bring the listener with them on this uncomfortable journey of challenging communication. It's an inside peak into the highs and lows of marriage. Sometimes couples have to hash some shit out while they podcast because there’s no time like the present, right? RIGHT?! Also, they were too busy to record any other time, s
Ep. 039 – Who cares about Justin & Caitlin??
We totally and absolutely care about Justin and Caitlin. This hilarious couple met in the comedy rooms of NYC and fell for each other while doing karaoke. They've lived in Queens and Brooklyn and over the last couple years have dealt with some real “Life on Life’s Terms” shit, writing material about it and supporting each other all the while. They’re intelligent, incredibly funny, emotionally open, and they're devoted fans of 90 Day Fiancé. What more could you want?!
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Ep. 038 – Who cares about our bestie Danielle??
Finally! Danielle, a virgo, promptly arrives on the podcast and spills all the T. She is not only a teacher, wife, and mother, but she’s also a well read pop culture queen. Join Ross, Patrick, and Danielle as they take a walk down memory lane and discuss how this chosen family truly began and withstood early sobriety in the hipster capital of the world, Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Despite Ross’ hatred for pop punk, love still thrived.
Ep. 037 – Who cares about Giorgia Lupi??
We met Giorgia Lupi at an upstate NY yoga retreat two summers ago and we've been fans ever since! She's a talented artist, designer, dancer, and conversationalist. In this episode we hear all about how her mind for beautiful order took her from making sense of her grandmother's cluttered tailor shop to having her work featured in the NY Times and the permanent collection at The Museum of Modern Art.
Check out Giorgia's amazing TED Talk here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFIDCtRX_-o
Ep. 036 – Who cares about Maryam Ajayi?
To say that this woman is inspiring is an understatement! Maryam Ajayi is a trailblazer in the wellness world. Specializing in reiki and breath work, she's working hard to make healing and self care inclusionary and accessible. Never shying away from challenging conversation, she has written thought provoking pieces for medium.com and has begun holding monthly salons to discuss diversity in wellness. Maryam also spills the “T” on her former life as a republican and how she plans to bring about c
Ep. 035 – Who cares about Ross Days?
Soul Cycle Instructor, Comedienne, Actress, International Icon. Ross Days is serving "Rihanna At The Airport" meets the Olsen twins and he’s here to talk about it. That’s right, TWO ROSSES!!! Can you believe it? How will Patrick fair? Have no idea what any of this means? Well tune in and unpack the mythical ADHD creature that is Ross....
Ep. 034 – Who cares about The Bachelor Finale??
Hi, can we steal you for a sec?? Ultimately, we knew from the moment we started watching the bachelor that it was going to be an experience that changed us for the rest of our lives. This journey has taught us so much about ourselves and that love isn’t something you can force, you know? We really hope you’re here for the right reasons because otherwise we’re going to throw you under the bus!
This is quite possibly our most obnoxious episode yet. If you're passionate about the American instituti
Ep. 033 – Who cares about Jason Rodgers??
Ross’ work husband Jason Rodgers swings by to discuss Reality TV, finding kindred spirits in the fashion industry, and a possible spin off podcast. No one knows more about pop culture and television than Jason. Come with us as we take a deep dive into RuPaul’s drag race, Lohan Beach Club, and any other random show that comes to mind. We’re living in a Reality TV Presidency, people. We have to do our research!
Ep. 032 – Who cares about keeping LTRs fresh AF??
Trying to keep your long term relaish fresh? Ross and Patrick have been married for two years and ran away to a farm to celebrate. It don’t get no fresher than that! Hear all about their weekend spent with a goat who don’t give a fuck, a trio of golden retrievers, and a couple animals banging in the barn. Maybe they’ll even give you some unsolicited sex tips. You’re welcome!
Ep. 031 – Who cares about Jen D again??
Jen D. President of our relationship, Wife to Bay, Mother to Niko, and the FIRST RETURNING GUEST OF WHO CARES!!! On this episode, we discuss the trials and tribulations of being postpartum, breastfeeding around your family, and what “playing house” meant for Jen and Ross as kids. Oh, and for the love of god- don’t say "uncomfortability" around Jen because you’ll immediately be dead to her. Ok bye!
Ep. 030 – Who cares about Rachel Green?
Rachel Green is a provocative jewess from Long Island who was called to the bright lights and big titties of New York City as a teen. An all around amazing performer and artist with stories to tell and tips to give, she's currently touring her sex positive comedy show, "Venus Flytrap," all over the country. A word of advice, do NOT come for her. You’ll be sorry or end up in a threesome.
Ep. 029 – Who cares about comedy couple Courtney & Casey??
It's impossible not to care about hysterical comedy couple Courtney Maginnis and Casey James Salengo. He hails from the trailer parks of Vermont while she reps Virginia. At first these two were just comedy colleagues but then the gravitational pull of true love was too strong. Take a listen as they share about being sports fanatics, moving in together, and how couples therapy helps them argue better. Strap in and strap on, babies!
Ep. 028 – Who cares about Ross’ broken arm??
The music was loud and the bones were brittle. It was The Great Roller Disco Tragedy of 2019. On this episode, we tell the very sad tale of how Ross went from being a dancing queen to the old lady with thin bones who shouldn’t have been at the rink at all. Also-- Have you heard the news? America’s healthcare is bullshit.
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Ep. 027 – Who cares about Eddie & Gregory??
Our dear friends Eddie and Gregory are a hilariously dynamic couple who WE CARE about very much! On this ep, they tell us about moving in and movin' on up from a tiny West Village one bedroom to their spacious Harlem brownstone where they are plant parents to dozens. Did someone say modern love and romance in 2019?
Ep. 026 – Who cares about Alexis Hope Krase??
This week we care about radical babe Alexis Hope Krase! A truly inspirational woman, she owns and operates New York City's premiere plus size boutique, Plus BKLYN. Buckle up and absorb some wisdom from Alexis while Ross tries to get her to be her life coach.
Ep. 025 – Who cares about the new year??
This week we care about wrapping up 2018 and putting a fricken bow on it. We literally down dogged into 2019 (I know, vomit) and have some intentions for the new year to share. Don’t worry, we’re still bangin’!
Ep. 024 – Who cares about David “Bubz” Martineau??
This week we care about Ross' lil' bro Dave. He's a talented musician, owner of Boston's most impressive push broom mustache, and a loving dog father of one. Dave has proclaimed himself the number one fan of our podcast and we're even bigger fans of his.
Ep. 023 – Who cares about 2018??
All the amazing high brow and low brow entertainment in 2018 melted our brains. We relive the past year in this stream-of-consciousness chat and attempt to remember all our favorite moments. Join us, won't you?
Ep. 022 – Who cares about Jessica Valentine??
Our guest this week is Jessica Valentine-- Tattoo artist extraordinaire and all around Bad Bitch. We talk about her sobriety and how her new podcast "Seltzer Squad" is creating community and helping her stay accountable. Oh there's also some classic oversharing from Ross but what else is new??
Ep. 021 – Who cares about The Holidays??
Happy Holidays, everyone! And if they're not happy... We have some ideas for ya.
Ep. 020 – Who cares about Caridel Cruz??
Business woman. Fashion producer. Actor. Designer. Style icon. INFLUENCER. On this episode we chat with the hilarious NYC native and super star, Caridel Cruz.
Ep. 019 – Who cares about bein’ a woman??
On this special episode we reunite after a long hiatus (sorry!) to talk about Shania Twain, ZZ Top, Thanksgiving, and our future plans for the podcast. Enjoy!
Ep. 018 – Who cares about self care??
Hey there you better slow it down and stop to smell the roses before you keel over and suffocate from those shallow stress breaths you're breathing!! There you go, now sip some herbal tea and take a listen as we read through "45 Simple Self-Care Practices For a Healthy Mind, Body, and Soul," a blog post from tinybuddha.com.
Ep. 017 – Who cares about Yoga Witches??
Crystals! Spells! Chakras! On this episode we discuss all things mystical, including Hacky Sack. Join us on this mind bending journey, man.
Ep. 016 – Who cares about summer vacation??
On this episode, take a trip with us from New York to New England and back to New York Again. We talk sex, babies, and money! That's a lot of rockin' and rollin' for a podcast recorded on a house boat.
Ep. 015 – Who cares about sexual proclivities??
On this episode, Ross and Patrick chat about how to keep it spicy with their long term loves: Each other, and New York City.
Ep. 014 – Who cares about stress relief??
This week Patrick and Ross invite Angie Anxiety into the studio. Perhaps this challenging personality is also an old pal of yours? Take a listen while the three of us discuss stress, overeating, self-injury, and other fun topics like scabs.
Ep. 013 – Who cares about emotional turmoil??
After nearly a month off, we're back to check in with light and fun stuff like existential dread & confusion, couple's therapy, and thunder vest technology.
Ep. 012 – Who cares about RuPaul’s Belch Race??
Ross and Patrick attempt to discuss the latest episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race while Ross’ body has other plans. Between gas, drowsiness, and a trypophobic meltdown, it’s a miracle this episode exists at all. If you can hang in there through all the gross details, you’ll be rewarded with the duo’s vision of the afterlife where RuPaul himself presides over heaven.
Ep. 011 – Who cares about The Bushwick Treeshrew??
Hey we missed you! On this episode we catch up and do some singing after taking a few weeks off from the pod. Ross talks about her next steps in her career, Patrick talks foot pain, and then they share a duet about their couple’s therapist.
Ep. 010 – Who cares about marriage??
On this episode we talk to Andrea & Jonas about their upcoming nuptials. Who cares?? Well we do because these are our dear friends and they’re embarking on an amazing journey together and we love them very much. Plus we’ve been married over a year now so we’re experts… Kind of.
Ep. 009 – Who cares about Ms. C??
Let’s get this woman a TV show!! Ms. C should be on the Food Network cooking Latin classics and sweet potato pies while sassing fellas she met on Tindr. She’s a hilarious standup, successful real-estate agent, and a self-proclaimed “feral adult.” Enjoy this episode as we talk about her love affair with reality television, sex & dating, and Cuba.
Ep. 008 – Who cares about Michael Ray Solis??
Fashion. Comedy. Drag. “The Nightmare.” Join us while we chat with Michael Ray Solis about growing up gay in The South, Christian fraternities, and living your truth in The Big Apple.
Ep. 007 – Who cares about Drag Queens??
I’ll tell ya who cares about Drag Queens- Ross and I care about Drag Queens!! It’s a major part of our relationship herstory. The glue that keeps our marriage together is probably reality TV. Namely The Bachelor and Ru Paul’s Drag Race. In this episode we talk about our love for Drag, our favorite Queens, the inspiring RuPaul himself, and many more people, places, and things relating to this topic. We hope you enjoy this episode whether you’re a fan of drag or not.
Ep. 006 – Who cares about the New Year??
It’s 2018, and after surviving a bout of strep throat after the holidays, we’re back to catch up! On this episode we chat about The Bachelor, The Obamas, pupusas, and the circle of life. Thanks for listening!
Ep. 005 – Who cares about the holidays??
This episode was recorded on a whim late in the night on Christmas Eve. We’d had a long day of travel, fun, and frolic with my family. We’d gone to church, we’d eaten heartily, we’d become drowsy with the Christmas Spirit. Oh, and we also forgot to bring our recording equipment. So take a listen, enjoy, and please forgive us for the poor audio quality. Happy Holidays!
Ep. 004 – Who cares about Jen D??
The “President” of our wedding, Jen D, joins us as our first in-studio guest. We talk about her pregnancy, “adulting,” art, and sex toys. We love her very much and hope you do too!
Ep. 003 – Who cares about breast cancer??
In this episode, Ross spends time with our dear friend Delores who has cancer. Kind of a bummer, right? Not with these two pips.
If you enjoy this episode, take a look at an old Who Cares webisode on youtube that features Delores from back in May, 2017: https://youtu.be/t6E-EJpSSXE
Ep. 002 – Who cares about sexual harassment??
In this delirious late-night conversation we share some experiences (and a whooole lotta opinions) about sexual conduct and power dynamics in and out of the workplace. Give it a listen! We consent.
Ep. 001 – Who cares about these two??
Welcome to the Who Cares Podcast! This is our first episode where us two narcissists discuss our favorite topic- US! Take a journey back in time to when we were just kids trying to get our own lives together when we met.