Where We Parked

Where We Parked

Kevin Perjurer

Kevin Perjurer (Defunctland) and Jack (Theme Parks Shouldn't Exist) engage in late-night conversations about theme parks. For more episodes and bonus content, join us on Patreon.com/Defunctland

Episode Eighteen: Carousel of Regress

Episode Eighteen: Carousel of Regress

Season Three Finale. In the long-awaited conclusion to this season, Kevin and Jack are joined by Dan and Rob for a surreal and somewhat dark exploration into what Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress would be like if John Progress were real and also depressed.

Jan 6, • 30:24

Episode Seventeen: The Swiffer Effect

Episode Seventeen: The Swiffer Effect

Kevin asks Jack if he recalls the 2010-era rock band OneRepublic, and the two embark on a journey filled with several realizations and a lot of bad singing.

Nov 12, 2024 • 31:48

Episode Sixteen: Up On Cripple Creek

Episode Sixteen: Up On Cripple Creek

In this episode, Kevin recalls his childhood trip to Cripple Creek, Colorado and relays the action-packed history of the town to Jack.

Oct 22, 2024 • 58:38

Episode Fifteen: Kitchen of the Mind

Episode Fifteen: Kitchen of the Mind

Jack introduces Kevin to a new book by the former dean of Disney University, prompting Kevin to discuss his thoughts on motivational speakers.

Oct 9, 2024 • 41:17

Episode Fourteen: Fun Junction USA

Episode Fourteen: Fun Junction USA

Jack tells Kevin about an obscure theme park named Fun Junction USA that had a bit of trouble getting off the ground.

Oct 1, 2024 • 39:37

Episode Thirteen: Disneyland Security

Episode Thirteen: Disneyland Security

Season 3 Premiere. Kevin reads Jack and Rob several news stories from the early days of Disneyland, showcasing the peculiar issues that the park's security force encountered.

Sep 22, 2024 • 32:52

Episode Twelve: Palm Talk

Episode Twelve: Palm Talk

Season Two Finale. Kevin and Jack fall down the rabbit hole of the palm tree fandom and their strange relationship with Walt Disney World.

Apr 5, 2024 • 46:27

Episode Eleven: A Walk on the Wild Side

Episode Eleven: A Walk on the Wild Side

Jack encourages Kevin to dive into the history of Central Florida's famous Gatorland.

Mar 27, 2024 • 43:25

Episode Ten: Hyperspace Hoopla

Episode Ten: Hyperspace Hoopla

Kevin tells Jack about Star Wars Weekends at Disney's Hollywood Studios and one specific show that was performed during the event.

Mar 19, 2024 • 49:47

Episode Nine: Nachos Rio Grande Challenge

Episode Nine: Nachos Rio Grande Challenge

Kevin and Jack discuss their thoughts on competitive eating and stumble across one specific eating competition that took place at Pecos Bill Tall Tale Inn & Cafe at Magic Kingdom.

Mar 12, 2024 • 30:22

Episode Eight: Ear Force One

Episode Eight: Ear Force One

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Mar 4, 2024 • 36:22

Episode Seven: Disney Dogs

Episode Seven: Disney Dogs

Season Two Premiere. Bark bark. Ruff ruff. This episode is about dogs at Disney.

Feb 26, 2024 • 35:14

Episode Six: The Castle Drawbridge

Episode Six: The Castle Drawbridge

Season One Finale. Kevin tells Jack about Disneyland's New Fantasyland, and the two gain a new perspective on the park.

Sep 17, 2023 • 37:41

Episode Five: The Epcot Residency

Episode Five: The Epcot Residency

Jack challenges Kevin to a guessing game of which famous bands have played at Epcot's famed America Gardens Theatre.

Sep 10, 2023 • 44:58

Episode Four: 50's Prime Time Café

Episode Four: 50's Prime Time Café

Kevin and Jack are joined by Rob (RobPlays, Midway to Main Street) for a deep exploration into the lore of the 50's Prime Time Café restaurant at Disney's Hollywood Studios.

Sep 3, 2023 • 45:52

Episode Three: The Sea is My World

Episode Three: The Sea is My World

Jack tries to get a very sleepy Kevin interested in going to SeaWorld.

Aug 27, 2023 • 30:16

Episode Two: Person of the Century

Episode Two: Person of the Century

Kevin and Jack research EPCOT Center's never-realized Person of the Century Poll.

Aug 20, 2023 • 45:09

Episode One: In Search of Excellence

Episode One: In Search of Excellence

Kevin tells Jack about a documentary featuring Walt Disney World titled In Search of Excellence.

Aug 12, 2023 • 46:21

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