Captain Flashman: Defender of the Universe

Captain Flashman: Defender of the Universe

David Healey

Captain Flashman: Defender of the Universe is an episodic satire of 1930s sci-fi radio serial cliffhangers and is updated monthly. Listen in as Captain Flashman, his fiancée, paramour and main squeeze Eve Arden and world renowned scientist Doctor Katrina Krakow fight malicious mischief-makers, rapacious rapscallions and earnest evildoers bent on the earth's destruction. So put off those pesky errands to another day and instead listen closely as this audio cartoon unfolds before your very ears and Captain Flashman once again saves the universe. "Stellar performances... great listen" - Atlanta Fringe Audio 

Ring Bombs and Other Space Oddities

Ring Bombs and Other Space Oddities

Send us a textWith Dr Commander, Dr Krakow and her rescue army having retreated into a cave and holding Cerulean’s forces at bay using a wall of ice Dr Commander, Dr Krakow conjured to seal the entrance to the cave, Major Tom finally escapes with vital information that could free Dr Commander, Dr Krakow and her army. Simultaneously Chief Magician Carl, still smarting from Queen Cerulean’s neglect, has vowed vengeance on Captain Flashman and plans to kill him in the upcoming battle. Will Chief Ma

Feb 24, • 29:25

Do Antagonists Dream Of Electric Whips?

Do Antagonists Dream Of Electric Whips?

Send us a textWith Captain Credo, Eve Arden and Major Tom unable to establish contact with Dr Commander, Dr Krakow and her rescue army on their space phone, they decide to send Major Tom to meet up with her in the hopes that she can rescue them and the double-drugged Captain Flashman from the evil clutches of Queen Cerulean. Will Major Tom make good his escape and rendezvous with Dr Commander, Dr Krakow? Will Dr Commander, Dr Krakow’s rescue army be able to Free Captain Credo and Eve? And most o

Jan 20, • 31:56

Captain Flashman Holiday Episode- Holiday Bonus Special

Captain Flashman Holiday Episode- Holiday Bonus Special

Send us a textCaptain Flashman: Defender of the Universe is taking a break for the holidays however, in its place, we offer this special holiday episode. So set your dial to fun, sit back and let the evil merriment of intergalactic wicked fun begin.Episode Website:  https://captainflashmandefenderoftheuniverse.buzzsprout.comTo keep up to date on all the Captain Flashman news, follow him on Facebook and Instagram.This episode stars Sam Agro and Dave Healey. Music by Jeff Rosenthal. Produced, Dire

Dec 17, 2024 • 17:08

Bugles and Bangs and Buttons and Blows

Bugles and Bangs and Buttons and Blows

Send us a textWith the news that Flashman, Eve and Captain Credo were captured by Queen Cerulean, Vulkaren immediately sent the newly promoted Dr Commander, Dr Krakow to save our heroes with a rescue army. Using a battery of Ray Cannons to clear the rubble from their point of entry into Cerulean’s Kingdom, Dr Commander, Dr Krakow makes her way into the kingdom to find and free Captain Flashman. Will she be able to free Captain Flashman? Or will the fact that he’s double drugged doom her venture

Nov 28, 2024 • 29:37

Bewhipped, Bothered and Bewildered

Bewhipped, Bothered and Bewildered

Send us a textWhen we last left Captain Flashman, Eve Arden, Dr Krakow and Captain Credo, they’d been captured by the evil Queen Cerulean and her Chief Magician Carl. While Eve and Captain Credo were sentenced to evil kitchen duties, Captain Flashman’s was drugged with both Forgetium, the drug of forgetfulness and Amourae, the love drug. Eve and Captain Credo then correctly guessed that Captain Flashman had been drugged and attempted to poison Queen Cerulean to free Captain Flashman from her evi

Oct 30, 2024 • 29:30

Captain Flashman Announcement

Captain Flashman Announcement

Send us a textEnjoy this trailer for the Season 2 Premiere of Captain Flashman: Defender of the Universe.Support the showCaptain Flashman Fighting Evil Since 2023

Oct 14, 2024 • 2:15

Captain Flashman Presents: Chief Magician Carl’s Antique Jewelry Road Show- Summer Bonus

Captain Flashman Presents: Chief Magician Carl’s Antique Jewelry Road Show- Summer Bonus

Send us a textAs many of you know, Captain Flashman: Defender of the Universe is taking the summer off but not to worry, we’ve come up with a wonderful summer replacement show; Carl’s Antique Jewelry Road Show. Unfortunately Carl was caught pocketing the participant’s antiques so we have a brand new summer replacement show for the summer replacement show; Khan the Cruel’s Antique Jewelry Road Show. So instead of traveling around the kingdom, participants will travel to Khan’s palace to show off

Aug 29, 2024 • 6:30

Captain Flashman Presents: Chief Magician Carl's Antique Jewelry Road Show- Summer Bonus

Captain Flashman Presents: Chief Magician Carl's Antique Jewelry Road Show- Summer Bonus

Send us a textAs those of you that follow Captain Flashman: Defender of the Universe on social media already know, Captain Flashman: Defender of the Universe is taking the summer off but that doesn’t mean you won’t be entertained. That’s right, this summer we have a very special summer replacement show for you to enjoy; Chief Magician Carl’s Antique Jewelry Road Show. All summer long, Chief Magician Carl will be travelling the Kingdom of Sapphire Sorcery, talking to collectors about one of his p

Jul 23, 2024 • 8:11

The Sleep Of The Gassed

The Sleep Of The Gassed

Send us a textAfter Prince Belfast and Captain Flashman tied for first place in Khan the Cruel's Tournament of Death, Khan was forced to offer both the first prize; a kingdom of their choice and bride. To Captain Flashman he gave the Kingdom of the Grottos and the hand of Eve Arden however his kingdom was in revolt. Further he stipulated that the kingdom must be subdued before the marriage could take place. Once at the Kingdom of the Grottos, Captain Flashman defeated the rebel leader Nog a

May 15, 2024 • 33:51

It's My Party And I'll Slay If I Want To

It's My Party And I'll Slay If I Want To

Send us a textAfter saving Vulpolis, Captain Flashman, Eve, Prince Belfast and Dr Krakow were released from their bonds of slavery by Queen Vulkaren who also promised to host Captain Flashman and Eve's wedding. In the midst of their pre-wedding banquet, Khan the Cruel arrived. Annoyed that Captain Flashman had been freed, Khan re-arrested him and his friends and forced Captain Flashmanto fight in a tournament whose first prize was both freedom and a kingdom of their own to rule while second

Mar 8, 2024 • 33:52

All’s Fair in Love and Universal Domination

All’s Fair in Love and Universal Domination

Send us a textAfter crashing on Vulpolis, a city suspended in mid air, Captain Flashman, Prince Belfast, Dr Krakow and Eve were taken prisoner by Vulkaren, the Queen of the Vulture People. There Eve was sentenced to be the companion of Vulkaren while the others were forced to work in the Bird Cage, the busiest yet most under-staffed restaurant in the city. Through careful planning, all four of our heroes were able to escape the evil clutches of Vulkaren, leaving  her for dead on her own throne r

Jan 16, 2024 • 24:07

What You Say To A Vulkaren

What You Say To A Vulkaren

Send us a textAfter being captured by Khan the Cruel, Captain Flashman, Eve Arden, Prince Belfast and Dr Krakow were sentenced to work as slaves in the busiest yet most understaffed restaurant of the Vulture People. While en route, our four heroes escaped their prison cells only to find that the transport ship they were travelling on, had caught fire. Will they survive the fiery crash? And if they do, will our heroes be forced to work in the busiest yet most understaffed restaurant in the City o

Dec 1, 2023 • 26:48

Human Balls And Other Quirks Of The Cosmos

Human Balls And Other Quirks Of The Cosmos

Send us a textIn our last episode Captain Flashman, Eve Arden, Dr Krakow and Prince Belfast were captured by Khan the Cruel and then both Captain Flashman and Prince Belfast were forced to fight to the death in the aptly named Pit of Surprise. What rude awakening is in store for our heroic duo in the Pit of Surprise? Will Eve be forced to marry Khan the Cruel? What about Dr Krakow? Will she be forced to fill out endless rounds of pointless grant applications? And what other evil surprises does K

Oct 29, 2023 • 23:05

Something Borrowed, Someone Blue

Something Borrowed, Someone Blue

Send us a textCaptain Flashman and Princes Halo escape the clutches of Khan the Cruel by throwing themselves over the Cliff of Infinite Height only to be rescued by the rebel Prince Belfast. Finding that they all are sworn enemies of Khan, Captain Flashman, Dr Krakow and Prince Belfast join forces to face him in a showdown. Meanwhile Eve Arden is still being held captive by Khan the Cruel. Will our heroes defeat Khan and free Eve Arden? And where exactly do the loyalties of Princess Halo lie?Epi

Sep 16, 2023 • 25:44

Asteroids Only Kill Dinosaurs

Asteroids Only Kill Dinosaurs

Send us a textOn route to their wedding Captain Flashman and his fiancée, paramour and main squeeze, Eve Arden are highjacked by Dr Krakow to help stop an asteroid that is on a collision course for earth. Will our heroes be able to stop this falling sphere from destroying their home? Episode Website: https://captainflashmandefenderoftheuniverse.buzzsprout.comTo keep up to date on all the Captain Flashman news follow him on Facebook and Instagram This special double length episode stars:Sam Agro

Aug 2, 2023 • 41:57

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