Date My Abuelita, First!

Date My Abuelita, First!

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From Executive Producer Wilmer Valderrama comes a dating show that proves abuelita knows best! Host Vico Ortiz alongside our resident abuelita, Liliana are ready to meet their match! Three single contestants will compete for a date with one lucky guest. Through speed-dating rounds, hilarious games, wildly silly and genuinely heartfelt introspections, and grandmotherly love, one contestant will either be a step closer to love or be sent back to the apps. Abuelita holds all the cupid power, so let the chispas fly!

Introducing: Dos Amigos

Introducing: Dos Amigos

Hi Date My Abuelita, First Listeners! Take a listen to the trailer of our newest show, Dos Amigos. About the show: From WV Sound and My Cultura, comes a new series featuring real-life amigos Wilmer Valderrama and Freddy Rodriguez. Picture this…you’re chillin’ with some of your closest friends at your favorite spot. You lose track of time amid the good vibes, pain-inducing laughter and genuine conversations. What more could you ask for, right?  Join these two amigos as they candidly reflect on th

Feb 14, • 1:20

Liliana: Date My Vico, First!

Liliana: Date My Vico, First!

Welcome to Date My Vico, First! Today, Vico is grabbing the episode by the balls and the ovaries! And Abuelita is getting a surprise. Is it a steaming hot plate of veggie lomo saltado, a day of peace and quiet…or is it three handsome men?  We couldn’t end this season without giving Abuelita a taste of her own medicine. On this episode, Vico sorts through three eligible bachelors as they each try for a tryst with our beloved Abuelita. The contestants prove they don’t have two left feet by saying

Jul 11, 2024 • 51:17

Sonia: Chivalry Isn’t Dead, Is It?

Sonia: Chivalry Isn’t Dead, Is It?

This week we are going on a ride… a scooter ride, of course. We meet our main dater, loveable Sonia, who runs with a pack of free-wheelin’ lesbians every Sunday, taking over the streets on their scooters and calling themselves the lesbian little rascals. She has that “old school spirit” – opening doors, paying for dates – that Abuelita Liliana can appreciate, and she considers herself a gentlewoman.  Sonia is defying lesbian stereotypes – she wants to take things slow (no U-hauls here!) and is h

Jul 4, 2024 • 40:33

Ane: Date My Polycule, First!

Ane: Date My Polycule, First!

This week we meet a very special main dater, Ane, who loves other-worldly genders and dancing and just happens to be one of Vico’s partners. In this episode, Abuelita Liliana learns more about polyamory from Ane and the contestants. She adds some vocabulary words to her tool belt; “Siri…define metamours, Siri…define compersion”.  Our two beloved hosts certainly don't always see eye to eye when it comes to dating, and that is very obvious in this episode. They talk about different ways to seek co

Jun 27, 2024 • 43:31

féi: A Telenovela Love Story

féi: A Telenovela Love Story

Main dater this week, féi, is looking for that unidentifiable, “je ne sais quoi” swagger in a potential love match. féi brings a telenovela main character energy and is hoping to find “the homie you get to explore life with”. Abuelita and féi bond over being 310 girls. She shares with Abuelita Liliana the impact of growing up queer and undocumented and wanting to honor Inglewood in her artistry now. We meet 3 very different contestants; a Montana raised suitor who brings a little country swag to

Jun 20, 2024 • 43:20

Alberto: Our “Soltero Dorado” Saddles Up

Alberto: Our “Soltero Dorado” Saddles Up

The episode this week is for the golden oldies. We take you back to a simpler time; Abuelita Liliana and our main dater, Alberto, frequented clubs and bars around Los Angeles, back before Abuelita was an abuelita and Alberto was a… Soltero Dorado. Our main dater, Alberto used to be a playboy who had a whole tool belt full of pick up lines. Now, he is a handyman and actor who is looking for love. Abuelita Liliana does her old friend a favor, but it’s the ladies this week she has a good time with.

Jun 13, 2024 • 38:39

Zacarias: un amor antiguo en tiempos modernos

Zacarias: un amor antiguo en tiempos modernos

Even though family minded main dater this week, Zacarias, is looking for a wife, his Abuelita is his number one. On this episode; we meet three contestants, a previous main dater, a self-admitted u-hauler, and a fun-focused Angelino. The contestants play a game of “Ride of Love” and Liliana describes her own 5 husband thrill ride. The contestants learn some valuable lessons in “Lessons in Love”. Zacarias says his tía and tío are an example of the type of relationship he wants; can Abuelita find

Jun 6, 2024 • 37:44

Daniel: Fixer Looking for a Screw or Two

Daniel: Fixer Looking for a Screw or Two

Our main dater this week, Daniel, knows he likes a pretty face but it means some of his relationships have been a little tumultuous. Daniel was a contestant on Episode 9 “Scotty: Contestants All Agree; Daddy Needs a Kiss, Will They Get It?” and he woo’d us with his candid answers (remember boy p*ssy?), so he came back to be the star of his own episode. Daniel likes to be a fixer, but now is looking for more emotional reciprocity and stability, despite his tough past. We meet an actor-producer wh

May 30, 2024 • 39:08

Michael: Seeking a Sexy Headrest for Long Flights

Michael: Seeking a Sexy Headrest for Long Flights

This week we get the insider scoop on Abuelita Liliana’s world and meet her friend, main dater Michael. He is known as the ultimate connector, but has been unlucky in love. Michael hasn’t dated in a while, and Abuelita isn’t afraid to call him out on it. We meet three contestants; a writer with a penchant for sensual touch, a comedian-actor heartbreaker, and a radio personality. They show off their abilities to plan a romantic vacation in “Travel Itinerary” and get a little spooky in “Gorey Love

May 23, 2024 • 44:53

Jocelyn: Homebody Seeks Freak In The Sheets

Jocelyn: Homebody Seeks Freak In The Sheets

This week’s main dater, Jocelyn, says her own abuelita is her best friend. But Jocelyn is ready to put her romantic fate in our Abuelita Liliana hands, especially because Jocelyn says she has “tried every dating app under the sun”, without much success. Jocelyn admits to hooking up with machismo gym rats, but is looking for a Dr. Spencer Reid type to cuddle up with on a Friday night. Today’s possible crushes include an improviser who has a lot to say about the sanctity of smut, a charming videog

May 16, 2024 • 37:09

Benite: Who Will Go to Planet Love with this Scientist?

Benite: Who Will Go to Planet Love with this Scientist?

This week, Abuelita meets Benite who wasn’t allowed to date until she was 18, and says she “had a lot of catching up to do”. Benite was raised catholic in an immigrant family and, “being queer was not an option” Now, Benite accepts all parts of herself and all the types of people she is attracted to, including himbos and “nerds who can hang”. She is excited to try out dating intentionally and being explorative.  On this episode, Benite is offered a poo-poo platter of excellent romantic contender

May 9, 2024 • 42:29

Giovanni: PhD Student Studies Love with Abuelita

Giovanni: PhD Student Studies Love with Abuelita

This week we meet community oriented Giovanni who is a self described “hopeful romantic”. He is ready and eager to put the future of his next date into Abuelita’s hands, especially because of his own appreciation of abuelitas. In this episode, we introduce 3 potential candidates who have lots of fun “gabbing and yapping” with each other. They play a round of “Love Policy” where we get to hear them lay down the law and a surprising game of “Baby Decoder” , where we are introduced to Little Lilian

May 2, 2024 • 42:24

Scotty: Contestants All Agree; Daddy Needs a Kiss, Will They Get It?

Scotty: Contestants All Agree; Daddy Needs a Kiss, Will They Get It?

This week we meet 22 year old Scotty, a columnist who brags he’s gone on more dates than he can count. Abuelita hopes that her date will be the one that lasts. We meet 3 contestants; a comedian who could woo Abuelita with his eyes, an activist who teaches Abuelita what bussy is, and an aspiring make-up artist who knows to ask for a little attention. They play a round of “Dating App Daddies” and a table slapping game of “Dick-tionary”. Will Scotty find a new love connection to report on in his co

Apr 25, 2024 • 39:26

Marian: Travel Lover Seeks Surfboard to Ride

Marian: Travel Lover Seeks Surfboard to Ride

In this episode of Date My Abuelita, First! we bring back previous contestant Marian as a main dater and prepare to get a little spooky. Marian confesses to Abuelita a history of picking the wrong types of guys, and even a pattern of being cheated on. Even though she recently went solo-traveling, Marian is hoping to find a travel companion, and maybe even to ride their surfboard… Abuelita meets three handsome contenders; a film score and Celtics obsessed composer, a horror loving actor and a dat

Apr 18, 2024 • 39:41

Kristianna: Lookin’ For A Body Slammin’ Buddy

Kristianna: Lookin’ For A Body Slammin’ Buddy

After a stint of treating Tinder like Grindr, this week’s main dater, Kristianna is ready to turn to Abuelita for some grandmotherly guidance. In today’s episode we meet a poetic actor, a lover boy apocalypse prepper, and a family minded doctor-to-be. Our talented contestants make assumptions about each other and test out possible futures as wrestling maniacs; with wrestler names like “Heavenly Thighs” and “Thunder Tits”, it seems like they will have successful careers. Will Abuelita be able to

Apr 11, 2024 • 34:40

Javier: Will Abuelita Find a Sweetheart Who Will Go Mad for this Nomad?

Javier: Will Abuelita Find a Sweetheart Who Will Go Mad for this Nomad?

This week’s main dater, Javier says the hardest part of his nomad lifestyle is dating. On today’s episode the contestants get asked what they would bring to a deserted island during a round of rapid fire questions and give us their “hot takes” on topics like; Bloody Marys at night, keeping spiders in the house and no election this year. Will Abuelita find a match who is ready to get down and dirty with cross-country biking Javier?    Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.comSee omn

Apr 4, 2024 • 34:20

Ari: Running Into Your Ex on a Podcast

Ari: Running Into Your Ex on a Podcast

Multi-talented musician Ari signs up to Date My Abuelita, First, but is surprised to discover their ex is the host! Three contestants brave meeting their potential main dater’s Ex before ever meeting their date. The contestants provide a must-listen playlist during the game,“Record Reactions” and their communication skills are tested in a game of “Acronyms”. This episode begs the question; can your ex find your next?    Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.com  See omnystudio.com/

Mar 28, 2024 • 35:44

Marcy: Strikes a Cord in the Heart of One Dater

Marcy: Strikes a Cord in the Heart of One Dater

Influencer and musician Marcy is looking for a long term love after a tumultuous previous relationship. This episode’s contestants include a rugby-loving b*tch of the pitch, a ceramic making heart-throb and a dance-choreographer smooth talker. Abuelita gets a double dose of “Assumptions” and “Queer Bingo” and the contestant really wow her with their reads. Will Abuelita find a romance who won’t uhaul with our charming main dater?Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.comSee omnystud

Mar 21, 2024 • 36:32

Guy: Two Independent Tomcats Meet Their Match

Guy: Two Independent Tomcats Meet Their Match

Guy, with a tough exterior and soft interior, is looking to build a future with someone ready for the same, with one caveat, "must love cats". On today's episode Abuelita meets three creative contestants, who play a category based game, “If I Were…”, and “Housewife Strife”, inspired by the main dater’s love of the Housewives franchise. Will one of these contestants start some Housewives level drama? And will Capitana Liliana be able to find this sensitive cowboy a match?See omnystudio.com/listen

Mar 14, 2024 • 38:57

Hannah: Candle-Making Cutie ISO Love-Scented Flame

Hannah: Candle-Making Cutie ISO Love-Scented Flame

Candle-maker cutie Hannah is looking for a stable partner who loves dogs. On today’s episode, Abuelita grills three contestants with very different personalities ranging from more introverted to Big Personality to see if anyone is up to snuff. The contestants play a heinous round of Would You Rather and also play a creative twist on Truth or Drink. Will Abuelita choose a softer personality type or a more gregarious character to win over Hannah’s heart? Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via

Mar 7, 2024 • 38:27

Rufus: A “Gómez” looks for his “Morticia” with Abuelita’s Help

Rufus: A “Gómez” looks for his “Morticia” with Abuelita’s Help

Triple scorpio Rufus knows he could be a walking red flag, but he’s a real sweetheart. On today’s episode, we meet three possible “goth GF” hopefuls that will have to win over Abuelita if they want to win over this “Gómez.” The contestants play “Two truths and a lie,” and also play a very spicy round of What’s “IN” and What’s “OUT” for 2024. Will one of these hopefuls brew a love potion strong enough to win over Abuelita? Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.comSee omnystudio.com/

Feb 29, 2024 • 38:53

Maria: Part 2 - Will Queen Maria Finally Get Off The Apps?

Maria: Part 2 - Will Queen Maria Finally Get Off The Apps?

This week, Abuelita and Vico play games to find out who can handle queen Maria both in the limelight and when she departs the stage. To see who is Abuelita approved for Maria, contestants rank fake dating profiles they could see on dating apps from dateable to undateable and then contestants are tasked to act out scenes with Liliana to see how they would take care of Maria’s own Abuelita. Who will win over Liliana’s heart?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 7, 2023 • 25:25

BONUS: Ask Abuelita!

BONUS: Ask Abuelita!

Have you ever wanted dating advice directly from an Abuelita? Now's your chance! Tune in while Abuelita Liliana gives on-the-spot advice to our listeners after reading their questions. Have a question for Abuelita? DM us on Instagram @ datemyabuelitafirst. Besitos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 1, 2023 • 7:33

Maria: Part 1 - Queen Maria Seeks a BBL: BIG BIG LOVE!

Maria: Part 1 - Queen Maria Seeks a BBL: BIG BIG LOVE!

Drag performer Maria is not struggling like the rest of you… we've got a case of abundance here because for this queen, options are aplenty and that’s where Abuelita comes in to make some hard choices! Not everyone can pass muster! This week meet Maria, who knows what she wants and is not afraid to kiki with Abuelita to find a good match. We also meet the contestants Abuelita has chosen for Maria, who better be Abueltia Approved!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 30, 2023 • 29:44

Sam: Part 2 - For This Dater, Fourth Tat’s A Charm?

Sam: Part 2 - For This Dater, Fourth Tat’s A Charm?

Last week, Abuelita's new niete Sam showed us the goods, literally. Abuelita and Vico saw Sam's matching tattoos and learned what they're looking for in a partner. This week, the contestants vying for a date with Sam play games including answering a truly unhinged round of hypotheticals with questions  such as, what would you do if an evil long lost sibling showed up conspiring to steal your identity? Sam has never been broken up with…will Abuelita pick the right person and keep the streak alive

Nov 23, 2023 • 26:50

BONUS: Ask Abuelita!

BONUS: Ask Abuelita!

Have you ever wanted dating advice directly from an Abuelita? Now's your chance! Tune in while Abuelita Liliana gives on-the-spot advice to our listeners after reading their questions. Have a question for Abuelita? DM us on Instagram @ datemyabuelitafirst. Besitos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 17, 2023 • 8:49

Sam: Part 1 - Abuelita Works Security… at Sam’s Club

Sam: Part 1 - Abuelita Works Security… at Sam’s Club

Sam’s big, loveable personality begs the question: “would you rather be the life of the party, or date the life of the party?!” This week, Abuelita and Vico get to know Sam and learn what Sam's looking for in a cutie - which may or may not include another matching tattoo with a lover. Abuelita Liliana also sips some cafecitos while meeting the sweethearts lining up to date Sam.   Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 16, 2023 • 28:44

Perla: Part 2 - Don’t Ghost this Horror Fan!

Perla: Part 2 - Don’t Ghost this Horror Fan!

Last week we met Perla who might love horror films but also believes in soulmates! This week, Perla is back to find a guy who won’t ghost. Contestants play a zombie apocalypse game about love languages, and star in their very own telenovelas with Abuelita Liliana acting out parts. Will any of the contestants prove sweet enough for Abuelita’s new nieta?   Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 9, 2023 • 27:52

Perla: Part 1 - Horror Fan Wants Blood…and Besos!

Perla: Part 1 - Horror Fan Wants Blood…and Besos!

Horror screenwriter Perla doesn’t want any more dating “boos”…just a new boo! Meet Perla, who loves the sappy romance of telenovelas just as much as the gore and guts of horror films. Perla’s looking to trade scares for smooches and Abuelita gets creative by nixing a contestant before they even show up!   Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 2, 2023 • 24:57

Miguel: Part 2 - Nieto Needs a Plus One at the Asada!

Miguel: Part 2 - Nieto Needs a Plus One at the Asada!

Would you rather never get to use social media again, or have to post something every day for the rest of your life? Would you rather be born a hundred years in the past or a hundred years in the future? These are the *very important* questions that the contestants vying for a date with Miguel must answer and hope their responses are up to snuff for Abuelita Liliana to choose them! Find out who Abuelita picks for Miguel to bring to his family asada!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa

Oct 26, 2023 • 29:11

Miguel: Part 1 - Please Abuelita, My Family Won’t Stop Asking!

Miguel: Part 1 - Please Abuelita, My Family Won’t Stop Asking!

This weeks main dater Miguel is searching for a girl he can invite to the family carne asada…someone Abuelita Approved™️. Miguel is a family-oriented guy, who coaches youth baseball and loves going to K1 Speed. A little adrenaline rush before the family asada?! We love. We also meet the three chicas vying for a date with Miguel, and Abuelita has a little cafecito with each contestant to see if there’s a possible match!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 19, 2023 • 32:06

BONUS: After The Match - Joelle

BONUS: After The Match - Joelle

Want to know what Abuelita Liliana and Vico really thought of this week's main dater Joelle and the three contestants vying for a date with her? Now that Liliana has matched Joelle up, tune in to hear what Vico and Liliana thought of the process.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 13, 2023 • 6:18

Joelle: Part 2 - Day Tradin’ Singer Wants to Swap More Than Stocks

Joelle: Part 2 - Day Tradin’ Singer Wants to Swap More Than Stocks

Abuelita and Vico dig deeper this week to put the three contestants vying for a date with main dater from last week, Joelle, to the test by asking them to serenade Joelle with a song they make up on the spot. The contestants also play an unhinged round of Red Flags including deciding which is worse: someone who can never admit when they're wrong or someone who treats you like they're better than you. Who will Abuelita choose?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 12, 2023 • 30:47

Joelle: Part 1 - Budding Popstar Needs Someone to Hit the Right Notes

Joelle: Part 1 - Budding Popstar Needs Someone to Hit the Right Notes

This week Abuelita Liliana and Vico meet Joelle, who's kind of in his bag, trading stocks and running a small business. But, he recently moved to Los Angeles to pursue his true passion, singing! In some ways, he’s too busy to swipe through the apps, and that’s where Abuelita comes in! Abuelita Liliana and Vico also meet the three contestants vying for a date with Joelle including someone who is a bit of a "kitchen top," and someone who likes short kings.   Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba"

Oct 5, 2023 • 30:10

BONUS: After The Match - Courtney

BONUS: After The Match - Courtney

Want to know what Abuelita Liliana and Vico really thought of this week's main dater Courtney and the three contestants vying for a date with her? Now that Liliana has matched Courtney up, tune in to hear what Vico and Liliana thought of the process.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 29, 2023 • 4:48

Courtney: Part 2 - Pod Producer Seeks a Polycutie for the Polycule

Courtney: Part 2 - Pod Producer Seeks a Polycutie for the Polycule

Abuelita might get to take it a little easier this week because polyamorous star dater Courtney might have capacity for more than one lover! Or, maybe Abuelita will have it harder because how will she possibly decide when more than one contestant might be "the one?!" Before Abuelita makes her match, the contestants have to answer important questions, like, “Would you rather adopt a British accent every time you're having a serious conversation or laugh every time someone cries?”    Music Credit:

Sep 28, 2023 • 30:18

Courtney: Part 1 -  Neat Freak Seeks a Fellow Clean Sheet Freak! Motomamís to the Front

Courtney: Part 1 - Neat Freak Seeks a Fellow Clean Sheet Freak! Motomamís to the Front

Meet main dater Courtney, who has proclaimed: “If there was a Yelp review of this *****, it would be five stars.” But it’s not all about that for our star. Courtney is looking for someone who is up for polyamory and the communication that comes with it! Maybe all three contestants will fit the bill?   Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 21, 2023 • 33:19

Natasha: Part 2 - Self-Described “Psychedelic 40-year old” Wants The Whole Enchilada

Natasha: Part 2 - Self-Described “Psychedelic 40-year old” Wants The Whole Enchilada

How important are your partner’s political leanings? Or their opinion of the legendary Dolly Parton? For our lovely main dater from last week, Natasha, these things matter! Abuelita cracks on with the three eligible bachelors, por que pues si, there is a right answer.   Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 14, 2023 • 27:21

BONUS: Ask Abuelita!

BONUS: Ask Abuelita!

Have you ever wanted dating advice directly from an Abuelita? Now's your chance! Tune in while Abuelita Liliana gives on-the-spot advice to our listeners after reading their questions. Have a question for Abuelita? DM us on Instagram @ datemyabuelitafirst. Besitos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 8, 2023 • 6:40

Natasha: Part 1 - Hopeful Romantic Seeks Partner to Grab Life by the Labia!

Natasha: Part 1 - Hopeful Romantic Seeks Partner to Grab Life by the Labia!

Abuelita comes to the aid of Natasha, lifelong Angeleno and a chicana single mama. Even after a bit of a romantic dry spell, she’s not ready to give up on dating just yet, and has asked Abuelita to help her find “the whole enchilada!" We also meet the three contestants hoping to be Abuelita-approved for Natasha!   Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 7, 2023 • 28:22

Zyi: Part 2  - Abuelita Makes S’mores Out Of This Marshmallow Softie

Zyi: Part 2 - Abuelita Makes S’mores Out Of This Marshmallow Softie

Would you date someone who claps when the plane lands, or talks in the movie theater? The three contestants vying for a date with last week's main dater Zyi rank some heinous Red Flags and answer some hilarious Would You Rather scenarios as Abuelita tries to decide who is right for Zyi.  Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 31, 2023 • 25:20

BONUS: After The Match - Jerimiyah

BONUS: After The Match - Jerimiyah

Want to know what Abuelita Liliana and Vico really thought of last week's main dater Jerimiyah and the three contestants vying for a date with him? Now that Liliana has matched Jerimiyah up, tune in to hear what Vico and Liliana thought of the process.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 25, 2023 • 4:32

Zyi: Part 1 - Lover with a Tough Exterior Seeks a Creative Cutie... or Cuties

Zyi: Part 1 - Lover with a Tough Exterior Seeks a Creative Cutie... or Cuties

Ever been afraid to approach the tattooed person you think is cute? Maybe they’re not trying to keep people away with all that ink! In this episode, Abuelita meets Zyi, who is a self-described “marshmallow softie.” Tatted up sweetie Zyi gets Abuelita’s help showing their softer side as they look for a creative cutie, or cuties! We also meet the three contestants lining up to meet Zyi including a musician and a chef!   Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.comSee omnystudio.com/list

Aug 24, 2023 • 25:34

Jerimiyah: Part 2 - Weight Lifting Poet Finds a Rose by Any Other Name

Jerimiyah: Part 2 - Weight Lifting Poet Finds a Rose by Any Other Name

Have you ever had to impress anyone’s grandmother by writing and reciting poetry on the spot? In part two with Jerimiyah, Abuelita tests the three women trying for a date with Jerimiyah by demanding a few romantic stanzas, on the spot! We also gauge our contestants’ text etiquette with a little text and response challenge and finally, Abuelita chooses a winner for Jerimiyah! Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 17, 2023 • 26:52

BONUS: Ask Abuelita!

BONUS: Ask Abuelita!

Have you ever wanted dating advice directly from an Abuelita? Now's your chance! Tune in while Abuelita Liliana gives on-the-spot advice to our listeners after reading their questions. Have a question for Abuelita? DM us on Instagram @ datemyabuelitafirst. Besitos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 11, 2023 • 5:29

Jerimiyah: Part 1 - Abuelita Finds Gym Junkie’s Soft Side

Jerimiyah: Part 1 - Abuelita Finds Gym Junkie’s Soft Side

Meet Jerimiyah, who says he hasn’t necessarily had bad luck dating in LA as a 6’4", full time actor, musician, and comedian with a dreamy smile… He is looking for his special someone now more than ever before, and needs Abuelita's help. While this gym rat hits the weights hard, Abuelita chisels out his love of poetry to reveal a softer side, and then she meets the three women she’ll choose from—including a professional motorcycle stunt rider! Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.c

Aug 10, 2023 • 30:46

Lorena: Part 2 - Can Abuelita “Find Love In This Hopeless Place” For This Comedienne?

Lorena: Part 2 - Can Abuelita “Find Love In This Hopeless Place” For This Comedienne?

We all have our red flags and some can be pretty extreme! Abuelita Liliana and Vico learn about our contestants’ big icks and also put the contestants on the spot by asking for their funniest impromptu dating stories. Abuelita’s intuition is hard at work for last week's main dater Lorena while narrowing down the perfect match! Let's see who Abuelita chooses for Lorena!   Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 3, 2023 • 23:30

BONUS: Meet Vico and Abuelita Liliana

BONUS: Meet Vico and Abuelita Liliana

Vico and Abuelita Liliana share how they almost met in a precarious situation a decade ago and share their history with dating and relationships. 5 husbands later and here we are!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 28, 2023 • 10:09

Lorena: Part 1 - Comedienne Looks for Love in “Livin’ La Vida Lesbo”

Lorena: Part 1 - Comedienne Looks for Love in “Livin’ La Vida Lesbo”

In our series debut, we meet Lorena, a quick-witted, self-deprecating comedian who has described herself as a cross between Larry David and Mr. Rogers, with some Nickelodeon F*ck Boy Energy thrown in. Hosts Abuelita Liliana Montenegro and Vico Ortiz break past the jokes to get to know Lorena, and bust out the laughs getting to know three contestants vying for a date with her, including a burlesque dancer and a pilates instructor!   Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.comSee omnys

Jul 27, 2023 • 27:09

Introducing: Date My Abuelita, First!

Introducing: Date My Abuelita, First!

From Executive Producer Wilmer Valderrama comes a dating show that proves abuelita knows best! Host Vico Ortiz alongside our resident Abuelita, Liliana are ready to meet their match! Three single contestants will compete for a date with one lucky guest - except to get their heart, they have to win over our abuelita Liliana first! Through speed-dating rounds, hilarious games, wildly silly and genuinely heartfelt introspections, and grandmotherly love, one contestant will either be a step closer t

Jul 20, 2023 • 1:22

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