Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash
Matty J & Ash
Two Doting Dads is a podcast series that follows the parenting escapades of two good mates, Matty J and Ash Wicks. Like all good modern relationships, they met on Instagram and instantly bonded over the fact that they were both sleep-deprived Dads doing their best to dote over their two children. They share a very laid-back style to parenting, they don't pretend to be experts and they celebrate every single parenting mishap (which there are plenty). If you're listening for parenting advice, you've come to the wrong podcast.
Let's Crown Daddy The King Of The Jungle!
Matty J is in the Top 3 for I'm A Celeb...Get Me Out Of Here! You know what’s even better? Taking home the crown and donating $100,000 to the Starlight Foundation!https://10play.com.au/im-a-celebrity-get-me-out-of-here/save So get out there and VOTE! Every person gets 10x votes per day until Sunday.✅10x votes Friday✅10x votes Saturday✅10x votes Sunday VOTE VOTE VOTE https://10play.com.au/im-a-celebrity-get-me-out-of-here/saveSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
#125 Angry Bottoms, First Day Of School Panic And Unhelpful Toddlers
Daddy Matty J is still in the jungle, BUT he needs your help to take home the crown 👑 VOTE FOR MATTY J ON I'M A CELEB HERE https://shorturl.at/bEpXl Mama Laura Byrne is back to filling in for her husband while he soaks in the last few remaining days in the jungle and is child free. Meanwhile, Laura continues to solo parent the chaos at home, but Lola is taking things to a whole new low! Ash is gearing up for Oscar's first day of school and feels more nervous than his son. Macy is also trying
#124 Gus Worland On The Best Advice For Being A Parent
Daddy Matty J is still in the jungle, BUT he needs your help to take home the crown 👑 VOTE FOR MATTY J ON I'M A CELEB HERE https://shorturl.at/bEpXl Gus Worland has devoted his life to saving lives and being a solid dad and husband. After losing a mentor and father figure to suicide, Gus co-founded Gotcha 4 Life, an organisation committed to reducing the male suicide rate to zero. Gus shares the moment he found out his own dad was gay, advice for dads with young kids and how to keep your frien
#123 Kids Have Grandparents Wrapped Around Their Tiny Finger
Mum and Dad have finally found time to reflect on the week that was in the Wicks household. April catches Prince Oscar living his best life with his slave, Poppa. Ash updates April about what happened at home while she was partying with the girls. PLUS April answers your questions: How do you handle conversations with Ash about sharing the parenting workload + life admin? Every couple handles this differently! How do you tackle conversations or conflicts with your spouse when little ears
#122 Naughty Street Kids, Poo Baths And Telling Off Over People's Offspring
Daddy Matty J is still in the jungle, BUT he needs your help to take home the crown 👑 VOTE FOR MATTY J ON I'M A CELEB HERE https://shorturl.at/bEpXl Sometimes, your kid is a bully; other times, your kid stands up to the bully! Matty's wife, Laura Byrne, joins us again this week as her significant other enjoys pig anus in the South African jungle. The girls watched Daddy on I'm A Celeb...Get Me Out Of Here! and they were absolutely terrified. But trust Ashy Bashy (Marlie and Lo
#121 Sleep Witchcraft, Gender Burnouts And Existential Questions With Wippa
Wippa, from Fitzy and Wippa with Kate, shares the other side of his life, which is parenting. Wippa is a dad of three to Ted, Jack, and Francesca and opens up about how he juggled early morning radio with the relentless demands of newborn life. Between juggling newborns, sleep deprivation, and crack-of-dawn radio calls, Wippa somehow found time to invent his own sleep techniques… ones that probably won’t be included in any parenting books. The guys also tackle the big questions kids ask, like “W
#120 While The Cat's Away, The Mice Will Play
Matty J is officially in the South African jungle, which means one thing...GIRLS DAY! IYKYK. Ash is holding down the fort, and who better to step in as co-host than Matt's wife, Laura? While one half of Two Doting Dads is roughing it in the wild, the other half is having the time of his life. No rules, no Matt... Laura shares her week since Matt left, while Ash deals with Macy and her DIY slip and slide. VOTE TO KEEP MATTY J IN THE JUNGLE! https://10play.com.au/im-a-celebrity-get-me-out-of-he
#119 Daddy's Got A Surprise For You!
Matty J is heading into the jungle! Yep! That's right. Matty J will be trading the urban jungle for the real thing as a contestant on "I'm a Celebrity: Get Me Out Of Here!" So many questions and thoughts...wait, how will Ash cope?! No need to worry about that—let’s focus on helping Matt bring home the win! We must first get him primed and prepped for the jungle, and what better way to do that than a food challenge? Oh, and Ash has to do it too! 2025 Raunchy Ranch Calendar IS STILL ON SALE!
#118 Chontel Duncan On Juggling 5, High Risk Pregnancies And A Parents Worst Nightmare
What’s it like having five kids under eight while running multiple businesses? Chontel Duncan knows firsthand. Matty J and Ash chat with Chontel, the powerhouse behind HIIT gyms across Queensland and the Neuform fitness app. Chontel shares how she manages her "home circus" with her husband, Sam, dives into the challenges of a high-risk twin pregnancy and opens up about a terrifying moment every parent dreads. Download Neuform https://apps.apple.com/au/app/neuform/id6474838407 2025 Raunchy Ranch
#117 Pork Drama, Roll Patrol And The Frightening Centipede
The boys are back in town, and it's time to catch up on the shitshow that was Christmas and New Year's! Each dad was tasked with a particular job on Christmas, and the kids have made their way onto next year's naughty list. Fast forward to the countdown of 2025, and New Year Resolutions are not for dads. They just want to achieve some peace and quiet. Plus, we tackle our questions! Do you have any advice for teaching your child how to ride a bike? Is it okay to send your kids to daycare du
#116 New Year, Same Dads: More Of The Best of 2024
Happy New Year! Before we bring on 2025, we want to remind you of how great 2024 was. 2025 Raunchy Ranch Calendar IS OUT NOW! https://budgysmuggler.com.au/products/two-doting-dads-raunchy-ranch Buy our book, which is now available in-store! https://www.penguin.com.au/books/two-doting-dads-9781761346552 If you need a shoulder to cry on: Two Doting Dads Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/639833491568735/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheTwoDotingDads Instagram: https://www.
#115 2024’s Most Unforgettable Guests
Here are some of your favourite guests from 2024! The lineup: Laura Byrne April Wicks Ellidy Pullin Cayla George Braith Anasta 2025 Raunchy Ranch Calendar IS OUT NOW! https://budgysmuggler.com.au/products/two-doting-dads-raunchy-ranch Buy our book, which is now available in-store! https://www.penguin.com.au/books/two-doting-dads-9781761346552 If you need a shoulder to cry on: Two Doting Dads Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups
#114 Merry Christmas! The Gift That Keeps on Giving (Best of 2024)
Merry Christmas from us at Two Doting Dads to your family! Thank you for sticking by us all year...it makes Ash's Grinch heart pound. Here are some of our favourite moments from 2024 as is an extra gift for you! 2025 Raunchy Ranch Calendar IS OUT NOW! https://budgysmuggler.com.au/products/two-doting-dads-raunchy-ranch Buy our book, which is now available in-store! https://www.penguin.com.au/books/two-doting-dads-9781761346552 If you need a shoulder to cry on: Two Doting Dads Facebook Grou
#113 All I Want for Christmas is Sleep
Ho Ho Holy Crap, it's almost Christmas, and while Matt and Ash are nowhere near ready for the big day, they are ready to clock off for the year. But before that happens, Ash complains about how the cicadas are pissing all over him, Matt has had a really tough week of dad duties, and the boys share Oscar and Marlie's kindy graduation. Plus, we tackle your questions! When are siblings too old to bathe together? Do you have Elf On The Shelf? Slide into our DM's @twodotingdads with any pare
#112 Mr Luke The Teacher Answers All Your School Questions!
Preparing your kids for school is a bit like the great unknown – who knows what will happen! Matt and Ash are gearing up to send Marlie and Oscar off to big school. While orientation has the kids prepared, the parents are not so sure. To help with this, the dads welcome Mr. Luke the Teacher, a loved online educator with over 3 million followers on TikTok and Instagram. Mr. Luke shares invaluable advice on preparing kids—and parents—for starting school, tackling topics like handling bullying, r
#111 The Cicadas Are Tearing My Family Apart!
Ash threatens to move his entire family again as an army of cicadas takes over his household. Matt sends his daughter Lola into a headspin after dropping her off at gymnastics during a power nap. Plus, we tackle your questions! What’s your ultimate test for whether a babysitter is good? If there’s a queue at the park…What is a reasonable amount of time you can spend on the swing? Slide into our DM's @twodotingdads with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads.
#110 Mystery Turds, Christmas Tantrums And A Duct Taped Foot
Ash is crawling his way to the end of the year after slicing his foot during a dad activity. Matt has made a rookie parenting mistake with the girls by taking them on a Christmas shopping trip. Meanwhile, Matt and Ash's two eldest kids are causing their dads some grief after making a mess with bodily functions. Plus, we tackle your questions! Do grandparents have a favourite grandchild? How were you punished as a child? Slide into our DM's @twodotingdads with any parenting question you
#109 Victoria Devine On Miscarriage, Birth Rules & Family Finance
Victoria Devine hosts the wildly successful podcast She's On The Money, is the author of several books, the founder of Zella Money, and is the mother of 8-month-old Harvey. Victoria shares her experience of having two miscarriages and the impact it had on her physical and mental health before ultimately giving birth to her baby boy. As she prepared for her son's arrival, Victoria outlined her list of requirements for visitors who wanted to meet the newborn. As a finance expert, Victoria also s
#108 I Think My Daughter Likes Bad Boys
Ash has encountered a new dilemma with little Macy – she likes the bad boys. It turns out she's not the only one feeling loved up, with Marlie looking to marry the man of her dreams at daycare. Meanwhile, Lola is thinking about one thing this week – a hamburger! Plus, we tackle your questions! When is the right time to have a baby? Who is allowed in the birth suite after giving birth? Slide into our DM's @twodotingdads with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting
#107 School Gremlins, Free Kids Meals And Push Presents
Matty J and Ash are having a really difficult time managing the school transition. From forgetting lunchbox week to not following instructions to falling asleep at info sessions, the kids' education hangs in the balance of Two Doting Dads. Adding to the drama, Matt has found himself attacked by a ferocious dog on a run while Ash attracts the claws of another pup. How will these dads get through the week of parenting? Plus, we tackle your questions! Is lying about your kids' age okay for cheape
#106 Aims Owens: Sobriety, Raising A Child With Autism And Unapologetic Parenting
Aimee Owens, or “Aims” to her audience, has become a well-loved mum in the online parenting community for her refreshingly honest, humorous, and unfiltered take on motherhood. She’s the mother of four young children—Marley, Indie, Billie, and Bodhi—and shares the real-life chaos of raising them. Aims is known for creatively repurposing leftover food into enjoyable recipes. She documents the daily ups and downs of life with four children and speaks openly about her ten-year journey of sobriety, n
#105 You're Grounded!
Sometimes, you're having a big masculine weekend; other times, you're dealing with an 'Ultra Tantrum'! After making a bad move with dad, Oscar has given Ash absolute hell this week. Meanwhile, Matt slowly lets go of his little girl after sending Marlie-Mae to school orientation. Have you got a Parenting Hack Or F*ck That? Plus, we tackle your questions! How did you introduce your first kid to your second child? At what point do you think you'll introduce your kids to alcohol? Make sure y
#104 Oscar’s New Trick, School Orientation, and DJ Ash’s Big Oops
Ash shares his first and disastrous gig as a wedding DJ this week, only to be saved by a tiny hero. Plus, he’s in hot water after teaching Oscar a new “trick” that didn’t go down well. Meanwhile, Matt’s morning with the kids was rough, and he’s feeling Laura’s frustration after a charity run that's been taking up his nights. He also has school orientation on the agenda and some… interesting renovation updates. Buy our book, which is now available in-store! https://www.penguin.com.au/books/two-
#103 Steph Claire Smith: Intimacy Challenge, Bounce-Back Culture and Failed Sleep Routines
Steph Claire Smith is an entrepreneur, health influencer, and co-founder of KIC, a holistic wellness platform offering fitness, nutrition, and mindfulness programs. As a working mother, Steph and her husband, Josh, have embraced a unique family dynamic in which Josh stays home to care for their four-year-old son, Harvey. Steph’s journey into motherhood and her commitment to a balanced and realistic approach to wellness have strengthened her influence, inspiring a large community on social medi
#102 Kitchen Abs, The Silent Game And Cane Toads
Ash is back from what felt like a year-long trip to Bali! One surprising thing happened during the trip after Ash shared some photos online, leading Matt to call April to investigate. Matt felt inspired by Ash and invited two other families up north for a quick getaway to Tropical Fruit World, leaving them horrified after doing something only a true Queenslander would do. ANNOUNCEMENT: To celebrate 100 episodes of Two Doting Dads by giving one lucky family a 3-night Stay at The Sundays Boutiq
BONUS Bring On The Wives!
It's the episode we've all been waiting for! The wives are finally jumping on the podcast and ready to reveal the dirt on the Two Doting Dads. Matt, Ash, Laura and April have put the kids to bed and are spending their weekend away by the beach, getting to know each other a little bit more. From pet peeves to hidden talents to revealing the many lives of Ash Wicks, the laughs were so loud it's a surprise the kids weren't woken up. Buy our book, which is now available in-store! https://www.pen
#101 Peeing In The Pool, Lovemaking and Fight Styles With Laura Byrne
While Ash is away, Matt J brings his wife on to play! Laura Byrne joins us this week to update us on what her household has been up to. It turns out she's a born-again cruiser. While some may think she spends a lot of time at parks, Laura is actually really into mega-ships after returning from a four-day cruise. We also answer your big questions: What are your thoughts on divorce? Should people be allowed to ban children from weddings? How does Laura feel about living with her mother-in-law
#100 Lightning Crotch, Health Anxiety And Perinatal Depression: Tara Pavlovic
Tara Pavlovic is a stay-at-home mum who tells you exactly how it is. Before Tara became a mum, she was looking for love from Matty J on The Bachelor in 2017 (we all know how that turned out!). She's since found herself a husband and shares her life's raw ups and downs with other mums. Tara chats about dealing with lightning crotch, Edi-Rae's health scare, how that affected her as a mum and how she and her husband saved their relationship. If you or someone you know is struggling, be sure to
#99 Accidents Abroad And Protecting Our Dadhood
Ash is in Bali, taking what some would say is an undeserved holiday. Joking! Every parent needs a holiday, just make sure you avoid getting into an accident when trying to relax. Meanwhile, Matty J returns to renovations but is met with a sneaky surprise that threatens the build's progress. We also hear your Parenting Lies with us 👇 Slide into our DM's @twodotingdads with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads. Buy our book, which is now available in-store! ht
#98 Upstaging Kids Parties And A Sushi Poo Saga
Matt's kids were psyched out of their brains to attend a kid's dance party. Of course, things didn't go as planned, and it turned into a complete and utter disaster. One disaster turned into another after a neighbouring party upstaged a friend's kids' birthday party. Ash took the kids out for sushi for the afternoon, except it took a wild turn when Oscar had to poo midway through. Did he make it to the toilet in time? P.S. Did you catch the Easter Egg at the end of the pod? Have you got a Par
#97 Gold Medals and Toddler Tantrums: Paralympian Vanessa Low
Paralympian Vanessa Low achieved Gold Medal status at the 2024 Paris Paralympics while bringing her toddler in tow. Vanessa was just 15 years old when her life took a sharp turn in a small town in Germany. This would lead her onto a path where she would go on to meet her husband and coach and qualify in four Olympic Games as a long jump athlete. Despite knowing how to face a difficult challenge, pregnancy with Matteo was on a different level. Buy our book: https://www.penguin.com.au/books/tw
#96 Our Kids Are On The Run From The Law
Preplanned sexy time gets pushed back after an unsuspecting interruption enters the room between Matt and Laura#96 Our Kids Are On The Run From The Law 🧄 👀 The Wicks family are on the run after realising they've made a common shopping mistake that can only be blamed on the kids. Do you have a Parenting Hack Or F*ck That? Plus, we tackle your questions! When did you stop hating your partner? Do you regret getting circumsized? Make sure you share your best Parenting Lies with us 👇 Slide into
#95 Breakups, Balloon Fights And Bum Wipes
Is your kid a good self-bum-wiper? Lola, Matty J's littlest, is sick and tired of people wiping her bum. The only problem is that she's not very good at completing the job on her own. Macy, Ash's little girl, is upset that someone took her balloon after her mum watched the culprit sprint out of Rhyme Time with the balloon in hand. The tears continue this week as Matty J makes the very TOUGH decision to break up with his daughter's daycare. We've introduced a new segment called – Parenting Ha
#94 Weatherman Sam Mac: Travelling Dad, Drive-Thru Dinners and Tackling Newborn Life
Australia’s beloved weatherman Sam Mac joins Matty J and Ash as he's knee-deep in newborn life! Sam and his fiancée Bec recently welcomed their second child, Mabel, just a few weeks ago, while their first, Margot, is almost two! The boys dive into the highs and challenges of parenting two under two and the wild story of how Sam and Bec’s love blossomed over Zoom during the pandemic. From navigating lockdown love to balancing TV life with fatherhood, Sam shares how he juggles the parenting chaos
#93 Do Dads Ever Feel "Dad Guilt"?
Ash is holding down the Wicks household, and everyone is as sick as a dog, so Dad is getting little sleep. But if Manly invites you to their awards night, you must go! Matty J and Ash were lucky to attend the Sea Eagles' honorary event, but they couldn't believe who they sat next to. Meanwhile, Matt is pulling his hair out from the chaos that comes with house renovations. He can't tell the difference between a White Wave and a French Cream either! To top it all off, Ash is flabbergasted to hea
#92 Broken Toe, Dangerous Driveway And Scary Dogs At The Footy
Matt has broken his pinky toe, and it turns out it's the one thing keeping the 38-year-old dad upright. He would like some sympathy, but no one is giving it to him. Ash has moved into what can only be described as an acreage—no, but he does have a big backyard. The new house is great, but there is only one little quirk, and that's the death drop at the end of the driveway. Oh, and Matt takes the girls to the footy for the first time, but he's unsure whether they liked it or not - you be the jud
#91 Lara Pitt's Three Boys Won't Sleep In Their Own Beds
Lara Pitt is a seasoned sports journalist at Fox Sports, covering the NRL, and a doting mum to three boys—Lachlan, Cooper, and Hamish. She never expected motherhood to mean sharing her bed with all three boys every night! In this episode, Lara opens up about her experience after giving birth for the first time, sharing the unexpected challenges she faced. Plus, she dropped a surprise halfway through our chat, leaving Matt bright red! Buy our book: https://www.penguin.com.au/books/two-doting-dad
#90 There's A Hole In Dad's Head!
After finally visiting the "tooth salesman", Ash gifts Matt a present that only a few have the honour of receiving. Matt has entered a new level of dad after accidentally shitting himself. He's also stumbled upon the ultimate spot that not only showers dads with praise but also provides peace and quiet time from the kids—the nail salon. We've introduced a new segment called – Parenting Hack Or F*ck That Plus, we tackle your questions! Is it ok for your child to be in daycare clothes the nigh
#89 Barely Surviving Book Week
It's Book Week: When parents either shine or hit their breaking point. Matt and Ash are the parents who almost hit their breaking point. Can someone tell me who decided to make it a week rather than a day?! Meanwhile, while all this is happening, Matt takes Marlie and Lola to their Fa's funeral and juggles the many confusing emotions that come with that. After sharing that he needs a tooth extraction, Ash admits he doesn't have a will or health insurance! We've introduced a new segment calle
#88 Braith Anasta On Navigating The Single-Dad Life
Former footy player and Fox commentator, Braith Anasta, was a teenage sports prodigy. He seemed to have it all - a loving and supportive family and professional sports career on the horizon.. but his world came crashing down when he was 15 and his father tragically took his own life out of the blue. Braith opens up about the nightmare moment that came without any warning, the impact this had on his teenage years and how it shaped his life as a footballer, a man and as a dad. He also opens up ab
#87 The Chief Would Like Some Of Your Oreos
Ash has returned from his trip galavanting across the seven seas - well actually, just one sea en-route to Vanuatu. Whilst on an island, he and the family were treated to an amazing cultural experience with a tribe. Turns out, probably not the best activity for a 3 year old. Matt is battling to get his girls to gymnastics at the moment and just when he convinced Lola there's nothing cooler than a back walkover full twist on a beam, she tripped and ate bitumen. She's only just started to walk aga
#85 A Weekend With 14km, 3hrs, 2 kids and 1 pram!!
A few months ago Matt and Ash had the brilliant idea to sign up to the City 2 Surf with the kids. What an amazing experience it'd be for the family (they told themselves). Walking all the way from the city to the iconic Bondi Beach with 90,000 others - including the kids in the pram - it's be something their familiar who never forget ! Only problem was, Ash had to stay at Matt's the night before and Oscar got attacked (only kidding) by the cat, their taxi didn't arrive in the morning, the pram g
#805 Cayla George - How My My Sister-In-Law Gifted Me A Baby
Firstly, HUGE congrats to Cayla for winning a bronze medal with the Opals at the Paris Olympics!!! We're so bloody proud of you!! Balancing a basketball career alongside being a mother to little Pearl, Cayla has faced unique challenges, including fertility struggles and the difficulties of finding the "right time" to fall pregnant. She shares candidly her experiences with period irregularities, a tough IVF round, and the heartwarming practice of "Kupai Omasker," which allowed her and her husband
#84 There's Nothing Funny About A Hot Sigh!
Great news - Ash has a new house! Bad news is that the battle has only just begun with his landlord to get his bond back. We will keep you updated on the situation as things progress. Matt has turned into Bondi's biggest good samaritan after offering poor little Sue a lift to the dog rescue shelter after her dog of 15 years died (did I mentioned it was an hr drive away). Plus, we tackle your questions! When is the right age to let your kid get their ears pierced? How many times do your kids fa
#83 Are you a Folder, a Scruncher or a Raveller?
We're warning you.. human faeces get's a red hot crack in this episode. After a quick update on Ash's rental situation, we get straight into the important stuff. Are you a folder, a scruncher or a raveller? If you're confused on what a 'raveller' is.. you're not the only one. For reference, Ash is the raveller. Matt's a folder but he's just discovered Marlie is a scruncher. The horror ! The dads also discuss the most effective position to wipe your child's bum post toilet trip. Plus.. DONNA IS
#82 Ellidy Pullin: Losing a Partner, IVF Struggles and Birth of Minnie !
Ellidy Pullin is the co-host of the popular podcast DARLING, SHINE!, a model, author, and, of course, mum to little Minnie Alex Chump. In 2020 Ellidy's partner, Chumpy, died in a tragic spearfishing accident on the coast of Palm Beach. Fifteen months after she lost the love of her life, she was able to give birth to his baby through posthumous sperm retrieval and IVF treatment. Ellidy is the sort of person who lights up a room and talking to her is like chatting to a best mate. We loved this co
#81 Parenting Wipeouts and Toddler Potty Mouths!
It's great to have you with us for another week of parenting bliss! insert sarcasm Sadly, Ash is no closer to find a home for his family but fear not - the search will continue. At least they had pyjama week at daycare so it wasn't all bad for Ash. Oscar had a great week as he was allowed a minute in the bathroom to say as many swearwords as possible in a minute without getting in trouble.. yes, we have the audio. Matt's been feeling queasy all week - might be the kids gastro from the kids, the
#80 Man Flu and Vigilante Mums
We kick off this ep with a beautiful moment from Ash as he gifts Matt a present for his b'day. What a lovely guy! Ash then breaks the news that he's being kicked out of his apartment and they have 30 days to find new digs. Maybe it's for the best because there's been a recent crime spree. We know what you're thinking - no it's not Mr Freeze - it's actually a bunch of nightmare teenagers. Ash has just the idea to pull them into line.. VIGILANTE MUMS ! Matt's been sick as a dog and both girls hav
#78 Aaron 'Woodsy' Woods Shares IVF struggles
Aaron Woodsy has played NRL for the West Tigers, Cronulla Sharks, Bulldogs, and now the Manly Sea Eagles. But today, we’re diving into his life off the field. Woodsy shares all the details about being married to the love of his life, Sarah, as well as as being a doting father of three, with two of his kids conceived via IVF and one naturally. Buster, almost 5, Coco, almost 3, and little Mack. Woodsy details how he and Sarah decided IVF was the right path for them, the challenges they faced, and
#78 Rain Man, Shitty Dinners and Solo Parenting!
Matt has survived a total of 10 days with Laura oversees for work (please give him a collective round of applause). It's not been without its challenges - atrocious weather, illnesses, attacks from wild animals.The fact that he's made it through this period with the family unscathed is testament to the fact that he's such a great dad ! (Yes, it's Matt writing this). Ash is at his wits ends due to the fact that his kids refuse to eat the absolute garbage he cooks them (look at our socials for vis
#77 Plane Attacks And Panic Attacks At School!
What a bloody week - Matt had a nightmare of a flight with both girls when a passenger (who was off his head) threatened to break his nose. Next thing the cops were on the flight and the other passenger was escorted off the plane. WE KID YOU NOT! While Matt is making enemies, Ash is making friends at the local library during Rhyme Time! Meanwhile, the Wicks household is getting emotional and nostalgic about preparing little Oscar for kindy (primary school) next year. I just happens to be the sam
#76 Mrs April Wicks !!
The most anticipated guest since we found out Ash's wife is, in fact, real – Mrs April Wicks! April shares all of Ash's deepest, darkest secrets - from how he first got her attention at a bar on a Saturday night, how he spent two weeks courting her over text messages, not being able to afford their first dinner date to a proposal in San Francisco and what she thinks of his social media impersonations of her. We'll definitely get a glimpse of Ash's soft side! If you need a shoulder to cry on:
#75 Toy Troubles, Nits, and Tantrum Tips
Matt has a new household member who is laying eggs in not only his children's hair but also his own.
Ash's oldest son, Oscar, finds a new friend in Siri, but just like all friendships, this one comes with its highs and lows.
Plus! Nanna Johnson answers your questions:
How do you handle tantrums?
Should you raise boys and girls differently?
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#74 The Party Of The Century!
Finally, after 5 years, Oscar gets a birthday party!
Hope he doesn't expect one every year.
Did everything go to plan? Well, Matt and Ash will let you be the judge of that.
Make sure you share your best Petty Couples stories with us 👇
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#73 Tillie's Mum Katrina Gorry: From Solo IVF to Sharing Motherhood and Growing Their Family
Matilda’s superstar Katrina Gorry shares her remarkable journey from solo IVF to expanding her family with her partner Clara Markstedt.
Katrina chats about the challenge of moving to Sweden with her 6-month-old daughter Harper, how motherhood reignited her career, and navigating the start of kindergarten.
Matt and Ash spoke to Katrina a week before her partner Clara gave birth to their son!
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#72 Dads Need To Stop Skipping The Doc
Guess who just returned from her long senior Contiki Tour? Ellie, also known as Mum Johnson, is back from her two-month trip to France!
It's also International Men's Health Week. Matt and Ash explain why they need to prioritize their health after personal sobering experiences.
We encourage men to make regular doctor’s check-ups a routine part of life for you and the sake of your kids’ future. Let us know when you’ve booked your appointment with your local GP!
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#71 Surviving Daycare Disasters and Weekend Sweet Treats
Matt shared the chaotic morning when he took the girls to daycare looking like little rats, only to realize it was the worst possible day for it. But it’s not all chaos—Matt also shares the romantic highlights of his weekend trip to Byron Bay, where he managed to get some sexy time, not once, but twice!
Meanwhile, Ash dives into the intriguing dynamics of grandparent preferences, as Oscar favors Poppa for daycare pickups.
Plus, the guys tackle the hilariously awkward moments when kids learn ne
#70 UFC Dad Alex Volkanovski On Why Parenting Is Tougher Than The Octagon
Alex Volkanovski says parenting makes UFC fighting feel like a walk in the park. Well, we won't be jumping into the ring with the bloke anytime soon! UFC former lightweight world champ, Alex Volkanovski is known as Alexander the Great in the octagon but is also a doting dad to three young daughters: Ariana (9), Airlie (7), and Reign (8 months). Standing by his side is his high school sweetheart, Emma, who has helped Volk balance the intense world of MMA with the equally demanding role of being
#69 No More Piggy-Backing Birthdays!
After many years of peer pressure and a creeping sense of dad guilt, Ash has finally caved.
After finding a hungry caterpillar in his coffee, Matty J is widening his diet with bugs.
Find out how the Allambie Jets football club has been performing since Two Doting Dads began sponsoring the team. Don't be surprised if the update differs from your expectations.
We have a new segment called Petty Couples! Make sure you share your best stories with us 👇
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#68 Toddlers And Maple Syrup Do Not Mix
Ash has made a mistake this week that you only make once as a parent: accidentally picking up the wrong kid from daycare.
Meanwhile, Macy, always one to keep us on our toes, has developed a new and unique sleeping habit.
Matty J has taken a moment away from parenting kids who don't want pancakes to audition for a big-time opportunity. Keep your fingers and toes crossed, people!
We have a new segment called Petty Couples! Make sure you share your best stories with us 👇
Slide into our DM's @tw
#67 Doting Mum Julia Morris On Divorce, Miscarriage And Menopause
It's the Queen of Gosford herself! Lady Julia Morris, the doting mother of two young ladies, drops by post-jungle fever to share the good, the bad and the relatable of parenting.
It's safe to say Matty J and Ash had no idea what they were getting themselves into, but keep up and enjoy the ride as Julia chats about how she dealt with divorce and telling her kids, miscarriage and the chaos of menopause.
Julia is a long-time Aussie comedian and the much-loved co-host of Australia's version of I'm
#66 Are You Going To Dirty Talk.... Or Not?
Happy Mother's Day! We adore you, and yes, we would not be here without you.
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The Wicks spend a weekend away from the kids and decide to bring a carry-on friend with them for the trip. Can they get it through customs, though?
Oscar has learnt a new phrase except he doesn't realise how rude he is!
Matt treats Laura to the highly coveted parent sleep-in but reckons she's getting way more sleep than she thinks. Daddy J also has a new hack to convince Lola to love him and we're not sure how
#65 Lava Monster Ruins Playtime Forever
Ash shares something very rare on today's episode – advice. It's time for millennial parents to ditch Stranger Danger and introduce something new to their kids' vocabularly! Matt has a kleptomaniac on his hands. Can you guess which kid it is? Yep. You're probably right. We have a new segment called Petty Couples! Make sure you share your best stories with us 👇 Slide into our DM's @twodotingdads with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads. If you need a shoulder to
#64 BONUS Doting Mum Kat Clark
Kat Clark is truly a force to be reckoned with.
With a platform boasting millions of followers across social media and a thriving skincare business, Kaladé, which she co-runs with her daughters Latisha and Deja.
After falling pregnant at the young age of 17, Kat found herself in an abusive relationship, disconnected from her family on an island north of Queensland.
Thankfully, she was able to escape her situation, start her life anew, and rebuild it to what it is today.
We're immensely grate
#63 Dad Voice Activated
Matt has had to activate the almighty dad voice to a group of young teens at the footy this week. It's safe to say it put the fear of god into them.
Are you a family that loves a good hand-me-down? Well, Ash does, and as a rare treat, he's surprised Macy with something new that she can't take off, even during bathtime.
Speaking of bathtime, Marley dropped a bombshell during her night routine that shocked the Johnson household after she shared some new words she learned at daycare.
We have a ne
#62 Juggling Parent Life, Anniversaries and Raspberry Kisses With Laura Byrne
OUR KIDS BOOK IS FINALLY AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER HERE!
Guess who's made her way onto the podcast, FINALLY.
Laura Byrne, Matt's lovely wife, is in the house, and it looks like Ash is third wheeling for this week's episode.
The Johnson family have a new family member they'd like to introduce you to. Lola has shoved something up her nose, and Laura shares how she juggles mum's life, work and wife's life.
Ash also has a dilemma on his hands – which anniversary should you celebrate? Wedding or Fir
#61 Three Doting Dads ft. Tom Birmingham (Hello Sport)
FIRST THINGS FIRST - OUR KIDS BOOK IS FINALLY AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER HERE!
As a fellow girl dad, Tom Birmingham's working life is a world apart from his parenting life.
Tom co-hosts one of the biggest (and dribbliest) sports podcasts in the nation and juggles this as a doting dad to Evie, 4, and Zoe, 2 ½, with his wife, Stef.
Check out Hello Sport here
https://www.hellosport.com.au/
Slide into our DM's @twodotingdads with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads.
#60 Daddy Needs His "Special Time"
FIRST THINGS FIRST - OUR KIDS BOOK IS FINALLY AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER HERE! It's a tale of two dads trying to catch up one one thing always gets in the way - the kids. We wrote as a story for kids that parents will also love. In other news, we all know that sexy time is a rare treat after having kids. Daddy needed his special time this week; however, some of us had to wait a little longer for it. Matt tolerates Ash's gripe and welcomes back his wife, Laura, with open arms, but things take a tu
#59 What A Clusterfluck Of A Week
Big breath in, big breath out!
Matt is solo parenting this week, and the kids are running an absolute muck while Mum is away. Lola's 3 AM wake-up calls have left Matt sleep-deprived, causing accidental moments like reaching for two-week-old milk for breakfast 🤮
Ash, on the other hand, is running after Macy, who's escaped to a place he can't go. Meanwhile, his son Oscar has a black eye, and you'll never guess how it happened...
We share your best Toddler Meltdown stories and have a crack at ans
#58 BONUS Three Doting Dads ft. Sean Szeps
Growing up in America, Sean Szeps always wanted to be a mum until he realised that a few things were standing in the way of that dream. Sean is a podcast host, writer, and content creator who has found a platform to share his journey as a gay husband raising 6-year-old boy-girl twins Stella and Cooper. As you can imagine, Sean's road to becoming a dad is full of ups and downs, including surrogacy, overcoming post-natal depression and parenting mishaps. Buy Sean's book 'Not Like Other Dads' here
#57 Big Easter Blow Out, Toddler Cravings, Gender Disappointment
Matt and Ash hate the Easter long weekend.
Kids are jacked up on sugar, daycare charges you the public holiday, and you can't escape it because the roads are packed full of other families trying to escape.
The only upside is that the calories don't count during Easter.
Ash takes the family to the Royal Easter Show, entering with the best intentions but leaving as a very full man.
Matt is trying to find time to have sex longer, but life is getting in the way. In an unrelated topic, he also sha
#56 We Almost Lost Nana
A silent killer is taking on innocent nanas!
Matty J arrives home with Nana Johnson and the kids in tow. Unfortunately, Nana makes the fatal mistake of exclaiming aloud, 'Well, that was pretty painless!' Matt isn't prepared for what will happen next.
Meanwhile, April is away for work, which means Ash is the primary parent of two kidlets. It's time to bring in backup—mum!
By the way, have you ever been on the world's tallest escalator?
We share your best Toddler Meltdown stories and have a cr
#55 BONUS Three Doting Dads and One Doting Mum feat. The Buckleys
James and Clair Buckley's parenting life began when they first met in their early twenties. At that time, James was filming a movie spinoff about the popular TV show The Inbetweeners. Imagine their surprise when they found out Clair was pregnant after only six months of knowing each other! Matt and Ash chat to James and Clair about what it's like to raise kids in England and all the other things that come with being a Buckley. Check out Sickness And In Health Podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/sh
#54 Elevator Phobia, Fart Bombing And Butter Heaven
After spending a whole week away from the kids, Matt J and Ash have decided to take the whole family on a cruise. This is also the first time the dads have experienced each other's parenting styles in all their glory, and let's just say things didn't go so smoothly. We share your best Toddler Meltdown stories and have a crack at answering your listener questions: What age should you stop being naked in front of your child? What is a lazy game you play with your kids? Slide into our DM's @tw
#53 Weasel is on the loose, parenting stamina and moldy mattresses
Matt and Ash are back on home soil after a week in Vegas and missing the kids. Matt shares his experience watching The Weasel (AKA Ash) on full display in Las Vegas. When he finally gets home and returns to the game of parenting, his sweet children test his form and throw him several curveballs. Ash takes the title of The Weasel seriously whilst in Vegas and makes some of the greatest weasel moves known to man. Unlike Matt, he doesn't return to his kids but a pitstop on the south coast. We s
#52 Dads Get Loose in Viva Las Vegas, Baby!
Matt and Ash have jumped on a flight to Las Vegas without the kids! (Do people even take their kids to Vegas?) Kayo has invited the dads to get amongst the excitement of the NRL Las Vegas launch, so it's time to get LOOSE. We share your best Toddler Meltdown stories and have a crack at answering your listener questions: Do you miss your kids when you're away from them? Slide into our DM's @twodotingdads with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads. If you need a
#51 How to trick your child into loving you
It's spaghetti bolognese night at the Johnson household again, except a new ingredient has been added to the menu... No one prepares you for this when you become a parent. Matt also has a new trick up his sleeve to make Lola love him, inspired by Pavlov's dog. After a wild night at the Blink 182 concert, Ash realises that he can no longer handle hangovers like he used to in his pre-parenting days. We share your best Toddler Meltdown stories and have a crack at answering your listener question
#50 Weird Allergies, Bum Births And Gremlins In The Night
How much are you willing to spend on a fruit salad platter?
Last weekend, Lola turned the big three.
When it rains, it pours, leaving poor Lola afraid that no one will turn up to her party, but even Ash makes the trek. Matt may have left the catering at the last minute and may have also spent waaay too much on a fruit platter.
Ash is dealing with a gremlin child who crawls into Mum and Dad's bed every night. Oscar has somehow managed to smuggle a foreign crunchy object into the bed that freaks
#49 Kid poops, pooping yourself and finding a pooper
The plan for today's ep definitely wasn't to talk about shit nonstop.. but here we are. Apologies ! Macy is in the running for a world record for largest poop (based on poop to body weight ratio). There's actually a semi blurred image that we'll put on socials if you're brave enough to look. No judgment. Ash had a little shart incident over the weekend, which (credit to him) hasn't happened in a little while. Thoughts and prayers to his Uber driver. Matt and Laura took the kids to a great new pa
#48 Two Doting Dads and Mum feat. Amy Gerrard
Our first bonus ep for 2024 and first doting mum on the pod! Sorry to make you all wait so bloody long for this ep featuring the one and only Amy Gerrard - but here she is. Amy is a hilarious pod host, writer entrepreneur, mum to three beautiful kids and wife to a hunk of a husband. We chat about life before kids, dating, how she new her husband was 'the one', the reality of parenthood, tips for dads, juggling three kids and plans for the future. Follow @twodotingdads on Instagram here. Or slide
What's Your Facebook Marketplace Limit?
Ash has reached his Facebook marketplace limit - he now flat out refuses to have any involvement with his wife's transactions. He's even gone as far as locking himself in the toilet when he hears a buyer knock on the door. Good news is April's never made more money flogging off their old furniture. One of Matt's mottos when it comes to parenting is 'always follow the path of least resistance'. Over the weekend, this path led him down to his local cafe with Lola who brought along a slightly inapp
What Not To Say To Kids In A Park
We start this episode with an update regarding Lola's hatred of her dad - the poor, desperate, lonely Matty J. You know which dad has kids that don't hate him - Ash. It might be because he's an all-round great guy or maybe it's the fact that he's saved his kids countless times from the ferocious animals that reside in Warriewood (geckos). Also worth noting that he caught and released a mouse during the week. Doctor Dolittle eat ya heart out. Matt found himself in an awkward situation at the park
The World's Best New Years Resolution List
We're bloody lucky to be releasing this ep today - whilst Ash was mid-jog through the lovely streets of Warriewood, he was approached and threatened by none other than... Mr Freeze himself !!! Luckily he runs like the wind and survived to tell the tale. Ash has also found a New Years resolution list that is arguably one of the world's best. Matt has moved into the bach pad (spare room downstairs) after Laura contracted mild pneumonia and a horrendous cough. Dont worry.. after many sleepless nigh
Why You Should Never Give Someone A Soggy Doggy
WE'RE BACK BABY ! Matt's transition into Ash has continued as he realised that Christmas is actually the most stressful time of the year and he's happy to see the back of it. The fact that he and Laura decided to remove Lola's dummy during this month might have had something to do with it. For reference, it's going terribly. As you can imagine, Ash had a lovely time with his extended family during Christmas. As he always says - the more family, the better! Nan had nothing but praise in regards t
Removing Dummies and Mouth Salesman
It's our last ep of the year! Don't cry because it's over - smile because it happened. But fear not, we'll be back in Jan with more parenting tales. In today's ep, Matt has been struggling with Lola who has had her dummies ripped from her life. They took the cold turkey approach, which went down like a lead ballon. Ash has had another run in with a mouth salesman (dentist) who tried to sell in a crown for Oscar. Not on Ash's watch! Just when Matt thought the meltdowns were ending, a lovely famil
One of us hates Christmas!
Lots to get through in this ep - she's bloody jammed packed! Firstly, Ash's haemorrhoids are back and he's shittng out leaves. We've launched the world's (unofficial) sexiest calendar - Choreplay 2024. Entering the calendar industry hasn't been smooth sailing e.g we left it bloody late to get them printed before Christmas, printed prices are at an all time high and being sexy for 12 photos is exhausting. Good news is that there's still a few left online if you want to be slightly aroused. Matt g
Three Doting Dads feat. Nick Cody
It's another bonus ep. And we know what you're thinking. Shit, these boys dish out more bonus eps than Ash gets hemorrhoids. You're absolutely right. And for that we say, you're welcome. Today we sit down with radio star, comedian and tv host - Nick Cody. We chat about how he accidentally became the nanny of two kids when he was a teenager, disciplining American kids at summer camp, why he thought he'd never be a dad, the nightmare of juggling a new born and morning radio, why he got off the gro
Kids Always Wanna Pretend To Be Parents - Until They're Parents
We kick off this episode with an update on Mr Freeze - unfortunately he didn't like the idea of the family home being sold so he decided to ward off potential buyers at the open house with a samurai sword. Stay tuned for more details. Turns out Marlie still needs a bit of practice as mum - she took her baby doll down to the beach and drowned her in front of other shocked parents. Remind Matt never to take lifelike dolls down to the beach again. April had a session with the girlies on the weekend
Three Doting Dads feat. Trey Kennedy
Would you believe it - we've got international !? Well.. not us, our guests. Today's bonus ep features social media sensation, comedian, singer, actor and doting dad. Trey Kennedy ! We chat about the worst thing to happen to him in high school, blowing on on social media, texting Shawn Mendes, turning social media into a fully fledged career, birth plans in America, brining the fam out to Australia and the struggles on adjusting to life with a new born. Get tickets to Trey's stand up show, Grow
Holiday Rules and Being Out-daded
Ash has just returned from a relaxing little weekend away with some families from his mother's group. Whilst he was on the shitter, he noticed a strange note on the door in front of him. Turns out, the house they were staying out was stricter than a nun's convent. The most important rule? Never talk about the rules on a parenting podcast, which Ash was happy to break. Matt also had a weekend away, however something happened that shook him to his core. He was out-daded by another dad. Both Marlie
The Secret To Throwing Bday Parties For Your Kids
Macy (Ash's daughter) had her birthday over the weekend and Ash managed to tick off another year without throwing her a bday party. How I hear you gasp? All will be revealed in this ep.
Matt had to deal with the tantrum of the century the other day, which was off the back of Marlie being told she wasn't a twin with Lola, they were just sisters. When he wasn't managing tantrums, he was dealing with Lola eating her bodyweight in lollies that hidden in the pantry. Joys of life with toddlers!
We sh
Daycare Terrors
Daycare - what the hell would we do without this glorious organisation that helps give parents all across the world their weekly relief? Although, as much as we love her, she's not without her pains.
Matt has to battle tantrums, tears and parking inspectors just to make it to his drop off (what a hero). Ash has to deal with his kids guilting the hell out of him - those cunning little gremlins will even cry fake tears with their faces pushed up against the fence railing in the hope that they get
Depression & Anxiety - Breaking the stigma
There is a lot of stigma attached to depression and anxiety amongst aussie men, despite 1 in 5 battling these illnesses in their lifetime. In this episode, Ash talks through his mental health journey - starting from adjusting to life as a new dad, realising he had a problem, seeking professional help and maintaining his health. A huge thanks to Ash for agreeing to share his story - we hope that it helps anyone out there who is also dealing with their own mental health journey. If you're wanting
Pink eye, lost luggage, and a piss stained cot
Matt has returned back to Sydney after travelling with Laura and the kids to Canberra and Brisbane for the final two Life Uncut live shows. Three nights with two kids crammed into one bedroom was nothing but joyous and relaxing. Who wouldn't want to spend the night in a piss stained cot (Matt not the kids). Matt also got pink eye, they airline lost one of their bags and Laura got covid. Ash is sounding a little under the weather after his mum house-sat a cat infested apartment over the weekend,
Library Brawls & Finding Your Dad-Tribe
Matt and Ash have very differing views on how to deal with a stubborn toddler. It's off the back of a run in Matt had with a stubborn toddler in the local library - they wouldn't give up their spot on the interactive screen and Matt's soft touch had zero impact. We share your best Ordinary Parenting stories as well as have a crack at answering your listener questions: How to tell if your kid is ready for school / kindy How to find your fellow dad tribes as a new dad? Follow @twodotingdads on I
Three Doting Dads feat. Anthony Field from The Wiggles
Would you bloody believe it, we've manage to lock down Anthony Field a.k.a the Blue Wiggle for a chat. Anthony has lived one hell of a life - 3 years in the army, accidentally falling into a career in early education and then helping create one of the most prolific music groups of all time. The Wiggles have knocked up 30 million combined sales in CDs and DVDs and released 12 platinum albums since their formation in 1991. In addition to this, Anthony is also a great dad to three beautiful kids. H
Bali Belly & The World's Biggest Nose Bleed
Ash is back and we're not sick any more - actually, that's a lie because Ash has a strong case of spitty bum post Bali. He shares his highs and lows from the trip, which includes trying to get 4 kids to sleep-over in the one room so the the Dads can keep hanging out and enduring long haul flights with toddlers. Matt's discovered the hardest part of parenting girls - having to do their hair in the morning. He also had an incident with Marlie where a midnight nose-picking session has caused the wo
Help I Have Haemorrhoids !
Ash's body continues to battle ailments - just after he was starting to get over his cold, his haemorrhoids have begun to flair up. Fingers crossed he'll be back to full health in no time (don't hold your breathe). Matt's having a tough week with Laura on the road with her Live Show tour - he's had to take on the bulk of the domestic duties but after getting the horns one night (whilst Laura worked late) he needed to air out his frustrations. Budgy Smuggler's Ordinary Parent segment is back with
Two Doting Dads and a Mum feat. Ellie Johnson (Matt's Mum)
Today's ep is a little different - Ash has taken a few weeks off to frolic around Bali with the fam. Before he left, we recorded a very special episode with Matt's mum who happened to be in town. Ellie Johnson is a proud mum of five kids. We spoke about whether or not she planned to have such a big family, the hardest phase of parenting, what Matt was like as a teenager, the real story behind Matt's circumcision, what she thought of Laura on the Bachelor and her secret to looking so bloody good
Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner (except Ash)
Would you bloody believe it.. Ash Wicks aka The Cat has landed on his feet once again. At the 11th hour on Sunday morning he managed to get a ticket to the NRL grand final alongside Matty J. It wasn't without its ups and downs - the lads battled flu (apologise for the slight husk today), premature ejaculation at the sight of Reece Walsh, Anthony Albanese's security team and a last minute Broncos loss that still rattles Matty J. In parenting news, Ash has found a discipline style that finally wor
Bush-wee tips and the most painful Sunday imaginable
Matt gives an update on his week without Laura (she's been working in Bali). Highlights include stealing his mum who was in town to help his sister move house, finally figuring out how to hold his daughters when they bush-wee and not interrupting his kids when they slept on the floor. What a doting dad!
Ash had a dads weekend down the coast with the partners from his mother's group. Plans to enjoy fishing, jetskiing and the beach were soon replaced with a day session at the pub. Only issue is th
The Curious Case of the Twisted Testicle
Ever heard of Slap Cheek? No, neither had we before this ep, but Oscar (Ash's son) has it. For those wondering, it's a viral infection caused by the human parvovirus B19, which means no daycare. DEVASTATING ! Matt's won worst uncle of the week after giving his nephew some pointers on the scooter, which led him to face planting and getting 3 stitches in hospital. Matt was then back in hospital with Marlie (his daughter) due to an upset tummy. Don't worry, it was just a telescopic intestine (nothi
Just take the f*cking photo !
Matt and Ash enjoyed a lovely day out to celebrate Producer Keeshia's birthday - drinks were flowing, food was delish and there wasn't a toddler in sight. What could possibly go wrong!? Just a disagreement between Matty J and one of Ash's fans after he generously offered to take a snap.
Ash has his knickers in a knot because of an average gift he got from Oscar/daycare for father's day and Matt was left feeling like he was touched inappropriately after a massage Laura booked for him wasn't quite
Dummies - a growing pandemic?
We kick off this episode on a sad note as Ash reveals the local meth-head in his neighbourhood has been arrested. This comes after he decided to bring a samurai sword to the park on the weekend (the meth-head not Ash). Matt wins shit parent of the week after Lola's mysterious screams turned out to be a perforated ear drum. Also, Lola's dummy addiction has reached new heights as she now needs to take 5 to bed with her in order to sleep. The solution? More dummies... We have a brand new segment t
Should I be concerned about my toddler's murderous screams?
We're doing things a little differently this week and kicking off with a question - Should I be concerned about my toddler's murderous screams? Long story short, no because it's totally normal. Matty J can talk from experience after Lola has just decided to dive into the 'terribly 2s' phase and provide their household with unrelenting screams for the last week. OH WHAT FUN! The boys also give their advice (which isn't actually advice) on how to deal with these situations.
We'll be sharing your b
The Great Zoo Swindle and a Tropical Ear Infection
Matt, Laura and the kids have just returned from being on Maggie Island for Laura's dad's 70th. Warm weather, beaches and catching up with the fam... what's not to love?! Just an infection that'd turn Lola into the Princess of Darkness !!! Ash wants to know - if your kid is sick and can't attend a birthday party, can you just keep the gift for the another party or do you have to still give it to the original intended recipient? Another question for you - why do zoos make you trek through the gi
Three Doting Dads feat. Max Gawn
We had the privilege of sitting down with Doting Dad, Max Gawn. He's a professional AFL player, premiership winning captain of the Melbourne Football Club and ambassador for lululemon. We chat about his journey to becoming a professional athlete, the mistakes he made after he got drafted, juggling the AFL grand final and impending birth of his son, the emergency c-section (post grand final win), how he tries to be a better dad for George and what advice he has for other dads. 💥💥💥 FATHERS DAY
Down and Dirty with a Bunch of Blokes in a Van
We've loved reading the DM's from listeners - especially from a particular individual who sends us voice messages of his farts each week. Shout out to Dylan! Matt's moved house, which meant he got to roll the sleeves up and get down and dirty with a bunch of blokes in the back of a van. Unfortunately this distracted him from the most important day of the year - Ash's birthday (which he forgot). To make matters worse for Ash, he left a poonami filled nappy in the top drawer of Macy's room, which
I've Been DAD-SHAMED !!
Ash, father of the year, #1 doting dad, selfless carer of Macy and Oscar... has been dad-shamed. The crime you ask? Taking two marshmallows from his children's babycino. The inbox has been chockablock this week so we have a read of some of the messages sent in from listeners - including Christy who confirmed that her partner gets his heart rate up to 170 - 180bpm during sex. Not sure if we should be impressed of concerned for the welfare for Christy or her partner. We also share your best Parent
The Day We Became Dads - Birth Stories
Strap yourselves in because we're going right back to the beginning - reliving the moments when we both became dads! From surprise due dates, going into labour, babies getting stuck, knocking down obstetrician, passing out and emergency c-sections - we cover off all the details (well, as much is appropriate for a podcast) from the day our wives gave us the greatest gifts in life. We also share your best Parenting Lies and have a crack at answering your parenting questions: What surprised you t
Daycare Drug Mules
Ash has resorted to morning frisk searches with Oscar to make sure he's not smuggling any contraband (toys) into daycare. Even with these elevated security measures, the little deviant is managing to get the good stuff out the door. Matt's realised he's become a top-shelf lame dad as he's started tracking his sleep with his watch. Wait it gets better.. he now tracks his heart rate during sex. Ash has a parenting hack (he's adamant it's a style and not a hack but it's definitely a hack) called co
Three Doting Dads feat. Mick Fanning
Absolutely stoked to bring out this bonus ep (which is one of our favs to far) with all-round aussie legend, three time world surfing champ and doting Dad - Mick Fanning. We chat about how he got into surfing growing up in Penrith, the day he almost became a professional soccer player instead of surfer, which one of his world champs is his favourite, how he met his fiancée Bree and the moment he got to hold his son, Xander, for the very first time. Follow @twodotingdads on Instagram here. Or sli
Just shank the bullies
The boys have had to admit they're guilty of spreading misinformation in previous eps - Matt's story about when he found out Laura was pregnant was totally incorrect (apologies Laura) and Ash's story about being able to dip a pregnancy test in a toilet bowl was also not true (you do actually have to pee on it). Please forgive us! In other news, Ash catches April giving their son questionable advice on how to deal with bullies and Matt's still carrying an injury post-holiday after trying to reliv
Three Doting Dads feat. Aaron Finch
It's our second guest-dad on the pod and we've somehow managed to lock in the legend that's Aaron Finch. Finchy is a former Australian international cricketer who captained the Australian ODI and T20I cricket teams. We chat about when he knew it was the right time to start a family, his first parenting freak-out, what it's like juggling a toddler and international sport, plane poonamis, where his gets his parenting advice from and how he made the decisions to retire from the game. Follow @twodot
Shark-week in Fiji
Matt's just returned from his honeymoon, which was on a beautiful tropical island in Fiji. The only problem? It was the time of the month for Laura, Marlie got conjunctivitis and Lola was attacked by mosquitoes. If thought Ash was the perfect man, I have some bad news for you - the bloke doesn't have the ability to snorkel. He can only last a few minutes before hyperventilating and then vomiting. But wait... it gets worse. He also doesn't know how to fly a kite. Something he found out the hard w
Who's your favourite... Mum or Dad?
Matt's had a tough week after his kids have decided he's a dick and they prefer Laura as their favourite parent. The only member of the family who still loves him is his three-legged dog Buster, who suffers from erection problems. Ash is also having a tricky time with his kids because Oscar is being a massive stinge with toys. Remember kids.... sharing is caring. Also, what would you do if an incredibly rude passenger on your flight left something valuable in their seat as they disembarked? More
Lord of the Throne
Matt and Laura went to a surprise wedding and almost burnt the venue down whilst trying to light 50 sparklers at once. Macey now goes by the name - Lord of the Throne, which comes off the back of her new fascination with sitting on the toilet (full dressed) every second of every day. Matt has a crack at Ash for ruining his kids b'day - Ash is yet to throw an 'all in' party for Oscar and organising Marlie's was nothing short of a nightmare. We also share your best Parenting Lies and have a crack
Child labour & glory hole books
What's the number benefit of having kids? Pretending they're sick to get out of social events. Ash takes full advantage of this by giving his grandma a wide berth on mother's day because he was hung-dog-millionaire.. I mean, he was tending to his child's raging fever. Matt decided Marlie was old enough to start earning a wage so he put her to work in the garage washing the car. If anyone in Sydney wants a wash and polish, it's $12.50. And Oscar gets a birthday present that can only be described
Public sharts and parenting lies !
After a tough morning with the girls, Matt is guilted by a clip he saw on social media. Can we normalise parents not enjoying every second!? Ash realises the apple doesn't fall far from the tree after Oscar had a little accident with a fart that was carrying cargo - he's also a man who has publicly experienced sharting. Whilst we're on the topic, Matt relives the moment he pissed for so long, he passed out and headbutted the corner of a bath. Both gents then go through some of the common parenti
Circumcised at 6 and the Pooping Houdini
Ash divulges into his love of paper bags from the grocery store and why it makes him feel so masculine. Matt thought they had an intruder in the bedroom so instincts kicked in and his limbs went flying - turns out it was just Marlie making her midnight stroll into their bed. And Macey has just picked up the habit of disappearing from Ash's eyes and the only way to find her is by following the scent of poop. We also have a crack at answering your parenting questions: How did guys feel about sex
From potty disasters to potty mouths
Matt's currently enjoying potty training a 2 year old (Lola) who insists on doing everything solo - including attempting to empty a potty by herself that's full to the brim with her business. Ash takes the family on a holiday to Queensland, which includes lugging 8 bags, cot and baby seat across the boarder, getting two flat tyres and being on the receiving end of a foul-mouthed spray from his 3 year old. Matt also has an incident with a post-sex towel thanks to his mother. We also have a crack
Quake shake voms & park fights
Ash has just uncovered his wife's devious lunch prep behaviour - hiding mint slices in Oscar's daycare lunches. Matt experiences the full roller coaster of parenting as a joyous day at the park with the kids and his dog descends into chaos when a blue heeler goes rogue (no dogs were harmed in the making of this podcast). Now that Oscar has a raging sugar addiction, he takes down Ash's whole Quake Shake at the supermarket but overdoses and vomits the whole thing back up in aisle 4. We also have a
Three Doting Dads feat. Larry Emdur
Larry Emdur.... COME ON DOWNNNNNN! Matty J and Ash have developed a full blown dad-crush post Larry Emdur chat. The man has it all - loving relationship with his wife, successful career and two fully grown offspring who treat him like a best mate. He also doesn't look a day over 40. We talk about how he juggled a new-born whilst hosting one of the biggest game shows in Australian TV history, what his tattoos (which are dedicated to his family) really mean, the difference in parenting to a son ve
To snip, or not to snip? [vasectomy]
Fellas, make sure you check your nuts because it's testicular cancer month and we wanna make sure if any of you get struck by this asshole of a disease, you get to your GP quicker than Ash puts away a frothy on a Sunday arvo. Matt's been dealt a double whammy - man flu and he's a single parent because Laura's left him for the latest season of Dancing With The Stars. Ash's mum is in town and he finds out he was almost abducted in Kmart when he was a toddler. If that wasn't traumatising enough, Ma
Cock-blocked by my own child
Ash has a pregnancy scare, which is a real bloody mystery as it's post vasectomy. Matt and Laura try to book in sexy time - the only problem is that their children do everything in their power to make sure it doesn't happen. Also, Ash hits rock bottom as he finds himself eating a microwave kids meal out of the bin after a night on the tins. We also have a crack at answering your parenting questions: Placenta encapsulation update Do you ever get dad-guilt? Do you have a favourite child? Follow
How would you like your placenta - smoked, fried or grilled?
Matt makes two emergency trips to the hospital with Marlie and Ash relives the moment Oscar stopped breathing (both stories have a happy ending). We also have a crack at answering your parenting questions: How did you manage sleep in the first few months? Would you consider placenta encapsulation ? What's the most arsehole thing your kid has done? Follow @twodotingdads on Instagram here. Or slide into our DM's with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads.See omnystu
Daddy wants a podcast
Welcome to our very first ep! Matt discusses the joys of holidaying to Yeppoon with the whole Johnson clan, which involves sitting at the airport for 6hrs, losing luggage and 15kg worth of frozen spag bowl and lasagne brought by his mum. Is it ok to use your child to make friends with another parent? Ash faces the dilemma of dodging friendship requests thrown at him at the park. Also, Matt discovers why he was wandering around his neighbourhood stinking of shit. Follow @twodotingdads on Instagra
Don't get too excited, this is just a trailer...
Two Doting Dads is a podcast series that follows the parenting escapades of two good mates, Matty J and Ash Wicks. Like all good modern relationships, they met on Instagram and instantly bonded over the fact that they were both sleep-deprived Dads doing their best to dote over their two children. They share a very laid-back style to parenting, they don't pretend to be experts and they celebrate every single parenting mishap (which there are plenty). If you're listening for parenting advice, you'