Sh*t! I Married a Twin
Avalon
What happens when you marry a person that’s already got their partner in crime? The package deal you didn’t ask for? Join Luke, Lisa and Alana in ironing out their family dynamics, whilst helping you with yours along the way. Because no family’s perfect, right? Right? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 56. We ate. Goodbye.
It's the last Shit! I married a Twin for a wee while and the trio get together for a last hurrah... expect some tech probs for good measure! There's some positive polly's and a final focaccia-up! But never fear, soon you'll be able to hear all three on other pods so keep your ears and eyes peeled! Thanks to everyone who has listened and got involved with the show, it's been a blast! All our loveLuke, Alana and Lisa xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 56. Fifty Five Pounds for a Football Shirt
This week Luke is flying solo! He gives us the low down on his Father’s Day, Ari’s new bed and his high stress moment at The Musical That Swept The World. There’s also a Twinteresting story and Luke has an announcement to share.Email the podcast shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 55. Gen Z Decoding
It's the episode that nearly didn't exist! Tech problems and beautiful baby Bear both feature in this week's podcast! The trio discuss Luke's birthday, a trip to the country fair, a Twin exchange and there's a Lazy Spa update! They also decode how millennials and Gen Zedders use emojis. Email the podcast shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 54. Squoval Type Beat
This week Alana has done the Map my Baps charity walk, Luke has made a swimming purchase for Ari and Lisa has found a new way to celebrate the Bank Holiday as a mum. Also, are we old?! The gang chat the things that make Millennials seem past it.Email us shitimarriedatwin@gmail.comFollow us on socials @lukekempner @themactwins Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 53. Beds not Bentleys
It’s Lisa and Alana’s Birthday! Alana’s not happy about the sleeping arrangements at Lisa’s house and Luke has had a football-fest weekend. All this plus the viral ice-cream twins and some positives from Polly!Email the podcast shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 52. Bargain Hunters and Crocodile Twins
This week Luke joins the Twins live from The Musical that Swept the Nation and the trio discuss their theatre firsts. Also on the podcast bargains are a topic after Alana and Luke got a free Hot Tub from a generous neighbour! And there is a news story doing that rounds which involves twins and a Crocodile! All of this plus some positive polly's and a Birthday Poll.Email the podcast shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 51. How very Type Three of me
On this week's podcast Luke, Lisa and Alana return with their Enneagram results! As predicted Luke is not 100% on board! They also talk about what life would be like with quads and they manage to find some positive polly's during a very difficult week. *Apologies that the podcast is shorter than usual this week but childcare wasn't available so you get to hear the beautiful sounds of Ari and Bear in the background* Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 50. All Inclusive
The trio are back but one is on an all inclusive holiday! Alana and Lisa discuss the experience of watching Luke at Soho Theatre, as well as watching Luke they like to watch the room's reactions! Luke has had a busy week with a new car and stay and play at Nursery. All of this plus a twin story about quaternary marriages and a podcast recommendation. Homework for next week is to take the enneagram test and report back! If you take the test let us know your personality type shitimarriedatwin@gmai
Ep 49. Not Copen
Alana is in Copenhagen and having Wi-Fi issues. Lisa tells of their Cornwall trip and Luke is getting nervous for his Soho Theatre run. There’s also been a bread disaster and there’s a story about matching twin names. To get in touch email shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 48. A for Aye
This week Lisa has been hallucinating, Alana is worrying about strawberry sweets and Luke has been snubbed at the Arsenal match. Plus, there’s been another pool mishap, the girls plan for their Cornwall trip and Magic E.Email us shitimarriedatwin@gmail.comFollow us on socials @lukekempner @themactwins Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 47. Fangs but no fangs
This week Lisa has been to see Luke in Les Mis. The gang all went to see Bluey at Kew Gardens for Easter…. and might never leave the house on Easter weekend ever again! To get in touch with the show email shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 46. Eckin and Feckin
This week on the podcast the trio talk about what makes a weekend - is it domestics chores, is it a roast down the pub or can it be both? Luke talks about his latest foray in hair braiding and he also tells a story about lovely Fi Macfarlane! Massive apologies that the podcast is shorter than usual but we had a technical problem halfway through! Get in touch with the podcast - shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 45. Bob's Cabs
This week Luke, Alana and Lisa have been at a friends wedding and they spill all the tea. They discuss the highs and lows of child free weddings, Lisa's poem and what it's like to be twins that are looking different. This plus Luke has a gadget to present to the girls and they all share their Positive Polly's. To get in touch with the show email shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 44. Bully Laugh
There's lots to discuss on this week's podcast. There's a Mother's day update, what did Alana make of her gifts? They discuss World Book day chat - is a Gruffalo onesie am acceptable costume? Luke had a new job this week and couldn't help but tell them about his part on Les Mis, natch. All of this plus a gadget update and some Positive Pollys! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 43. Mother’s Week
This week Luke has had more car woes and the girls are planning a trip with the babies. There’s also gadget chat, a riveting story about flags and some positive Pollys.Let us know the general knowledge questions we should put to Lisa and Alana.Email the podcast at shitimarriedatwin@gmail.comFollow us: @themactiwns @lukekempner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 42. Duke in Distress
Luke’s car has broken down this week and he needed to be towed. As you can imagine, he stayed very calm…There’s also chat about brawling twins, a sporting switcheroo and Ringo Starr.Would you fess up to a partner if you broke something? Email us shitimarriedatwin@gmail.comFollow us on socials @lukekempner @themactwins Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 41. You ode hun?
On this week's podcast the twins and Luke get cultural and perform poetry! Well it's almost poetry...The trio discuss life for siblings that are in the spotlight and if there is always a clear front person in a duo. They also chat about a new gadget in a temporarily named feature - Gadgie gadgie gadgie. All of this plus a Stewart Little update and some Positive Pollys. Send us your Polly's, your gadget recommendations and your poems to shitimarriedatwin@gmail.comFollow us on socials @lukekempner
Ep 40. Mufti Day
On this week's podcast the team start with a discussion on Usher's Super Bowl performance, he's 45!! Luke is staying at Lisa's which is all explained but there are many bones of contention...Why is there only Caramel coffee? Why are there blinds in the spare room? And who lives in a house with no butter?? We also get an update on Alana's solo trip to Milano and Luke shares his baking success. All of this plus some great Positive Pollys. Get in touch with the podcast shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com
Ep 39. Bum Touch Fun
On this week's podcast there is a lot up for discussion...Do you fall asleep cuddling your partner?How can Luke deal with football beef at work?What can Alana do to get herself through a solo work trip in Milan? Is it okay to feed the mouse Dishoom? All of this plus the listeners get a live update on if Lisa got in to a private members club, for kids! Email the podcast at shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Follow us: @themactiwns @lukekempner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio
Ep 38. Holidays with a 2 year old and a Whisky Mist Chaser
Luke and Alana are back from their holiday and they reunite with Lisa to tell all! Did Alana wear the vespa co-ord? Did the snack box get through security and above did they have a stress free holiday? Lisa fills them in about life back at work after the arrival of baby Bear and the trio find some Positive Polly's even with a lack of sleep. There's a good news twin story all the way from Cayman where twin sisters Maureen and Maxine Bodden share their festive spirit with the local community. http
Wish you were here... a postcard from Luke and Alana
In lieu of a podcast this week Alana and Luke send a brief message from their holiday. BUT where is positive Polly? The Podcast will return on Thursday 1st February Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 37. Lays on a Sunlounger
On this week's podcast the trio discuss holidays! Alana and Luke have been asking your tips for traveling with a toddler plus how does it feel to go on hols without your twin? Luke has thoughts on Alana's holiday wardrobe and has even bought her outfit (more to come!). All of this plus there's Twin news and Alana and Lisa share how they got their names. Send us your Positive Polly's shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Follow us on socials @themactwins @lukekempner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy
Ep. 36 The Hairy Bickerers
Find out how Luke got on cooking Christmas dinner for 13 guests. Was there Wi-Fi at Lisa’s house? Why’s Alana annoyed by festive socks? And should wet towels be left on the bed? Email us at shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 35. A Biscuit Tin and Lens Wipes
It’s the last podcast of the year! Luke’s been ill, Lisa’s moved house and Alana is taking Ari to meet Father Christmas. They discuss Christmas rows and who’s going to be sous chef.Send your Christmas dramas to shitimarriedatwin@gmail.comThanks so much for listening to the podcast this year. See you in 2024! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 34. The Milky Boob Kid
This week Luke has a meltdown over the prospect of no Wi-Fi over Christmas. They also chat about matching Christmas pyjamas, an amazing twin pregnancy and The Guinness Book of World Records.Do you buy your siblings presents at Christmas? Email the show shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 33. Karen Kempner
The trio are back this week and in full force! Luke and Alana fill Lisa in on all the she's missed which of course involves a Twin Love catch up! They also discuss a very odd viral TikTok and why Luke became a Karen on Public Transport. If you'd like to get in touch with any fun twin stories, or even send in a Positive Polly, email at shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 32. Sh*t I Married an Award Winner
On this week's podcast Luke and Alana catch up on their week - Alana has been accepting awards and Luke has once again been stopped by Stop Oil! They discuss Twin Love and celebrate 100 year old Twins who were reunited for their Birthday. All of this plus they decide who should play them in a movie and they dig deep for some Positive Pollys!Email the show shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 31. Terror Twins with Rob and Tom Aikens
On the podcast this week Alana and Luke are joined by Twin Chefs, Rob and Tom Aikens. They discuss their early life and what mischief they got up to as well as how they managed being separated for long periods of time. All of this plus they discuss how they got to where they are in the hospitality industry and what made them want to do it. Luke and Alana also share their Positive Pollys! Get in touch at shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 30. Twin Shove
This week on the podcast we are very lucky to have Lisa back on with an update on how her and baby Bear are doing! She also catches up with Alana and Luke and joins in the discussions around a new Amazon Prime show, Twin Love! Twin Love starts on November 17th and if you watch it and have any thoughts to share get in touch at shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com There is also advent calendar chat, a real life positive Polly and a story about identical twins who bought houses next door to each other! Loll
Ep 29. We do a dance floor well - with Kate and Kaz Lawler
On this week's podcast Alana and Luke are joined by Kate Lawler and her twin sister Kaz (AKA Karen). The twins share stories about life as twins and how it felt to be separated during Big Brother. They discuss partners, siblings and what makes the pair so completely different, but also the same! Kate and Kaz even share their positive Polly's! As well as this Alana and Luke have a quick catch up on their week. Email the podcast shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Follow Kate on Instagram (and watch Karen
Ep 28. Don’t yuck someone’s yum - with Sooz Kempner
This week our guest is Luke’s sister, Sooz Kempner. They chat childhood trick or treating, a disappointing Christmas gift and being moved up a year at school. Email shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com and get in touch on socials - @lukekempner and @themactwins. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 27. Got charged a quid for cordial - with Kris Hallenga and Maren & Graham Sheldon
It’s a bumper episode this week! Our guests are Kris Hallenga, Maren Sheldon and Graham Sheldon. Kris and Maren are the founders of CoppaFeel! and identical twins. Plus, Luke and Alana chat fancy dress, soft play expenses and Family Fortunes!Email shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com and get in touch on socials - @lukekempner and @themactwins. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 26. Looks like an angel, cries like a devil
On the podcast this week Lisa joins Luke and Alana for a quick catch up after the birth of Bear. Alana explains why she wanted to be there to help and the trio discuss twin telepathy. They also chat about twin pandas and even manage some Positive Pollys. Get in touch with the podcast shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 25. Mother of Twin Dragons
It's an extra special week on Shit I married a twin! We have a guest and it's still a family affair. Find out how Lisa is doing, what happened at Les Mis and if there is some Foccacia-up happening. Send us your news and Positive Polly's to shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 24. We've found the line
There’s much excitement this week as it’s Lisa’s due date! There’s also chat about George Clooney’s headbanging twins and Luke’s had a drama at the swimming pool with Ari.Email shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com with who you’d like to guest on the show! Get in touch on socials - @lukekempner and @themactwins. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 23. Labour Dress Rehearsal
It’s been a big week! Luke has had his West End debut, Lisa is days away from giving birth and Alana is off to Magaluf. There’s also chat about the rivalry between siblings in sport. Email shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com with your correspondence. Get in touch on socials - @lukekempner and @themactwins. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 22. DADDY DO IT!
It's a brief catch up this week. Luke has tech week, Lisa is close to popping and Alana is recovering from an 18 mile walk! Listen in to see who has won the latest book giveaway and find out how Luke and Alana celebrated their anniversary! Send us your Positive Polly's to shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 21. Lolly Night
This week the trio are back in full force and the Mac Twins aren't the only identical twins up for discussion! Luke has been doing some research on Twins from Down Under and he fills us all in on Lolly Night! They also chat about the etiquette of staying friends with exes and we want your input! So listeners this week please email us with the following: How long will it take Alana to walk 18 miles? Closest guest will get a rubbish running related prize!Is it okay for friends and family members t
Ep20. We’ve bunked off this episode
Luke has started Les Mis rehearsals and the Lisa had an issue when the twins went to a hen do. The gang talk skiving off school, young-people lingo and a whole family sharing a birthday. Email shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com with your correspondence. Get in touch on socials. Send your Positive Polly voicenotes to @lukekempner and @themactwins. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 19. DJ Pregnant Sober
This week Luke has had to deal with toddler tantrums and the twins have been at Car Fest. There’s also identity chat and Alana’s found her gratitude journal from 2012! Email shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com with your correspondence and positive Polly’s. Get in touch on socials@lukekempner@themactwins Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 18. We don't care about your 5 stars
Luke and Alana are reunited in Edinburgh but a very pregnant Lisa is still down South. The trio catch up (once Luke arrives) and they talk about first days of school and work... advice on emails please! Keep all your lovely messages coming, you can contact the show on socials @themactwins @lukekempner or you can email us shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com And if you're the 10th emailer there's a book in store! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 17. How’s the top of the rollercoaster, honey?
This week Alana has had to use Ujjayi breathing, Lisa has more house woes and West End Star, Luke Kempner, has made a gaff on Instagram! There’s also new emails in the inbox and you’ve been in touch with the things that you’ve asked the universe for. Email shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com with your correspondence and positive Polly moments.Find out how you can donate your old kitchen appliances at www.recycleyourelectricals.org Get in touch on socials@lukekempner@themactwins Hosted on Acast
Ep 16. Luke baked blue bread
Luke has shared halloumi with a famous face in Edinburgh. There’s also Strictly chat as the new line up is announced. We have some of the useless things you learned at school. And how do you pronounce Bunsen burner?! Email shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Get in touch on socials@lukekempner@themactwins Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 15. Alana's Pink is delayed...again
On the Podcast this week Luke is coming from Edinburgh while Alana is temporarily solo parenting. There is some potty training news (about the twins!) and Alana is still waiting for her pink to return. All of this plus you tell us what is gathering dust in your house and we even have a voicemail from a listener! Send us all your news and your Positive Pollys shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Get in touch on socials@lukekempner@themactwins Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 14 Queuing for a pommel horse
Luke and Alana have had a night away and Lisa has visited Ari’s nursery for the first time. There’s also a Harry Potter House quiz and a trip down memory lane with the love calculator - but which couple will come out on top? We love your Positive Polly moments so please keep them coming! Email shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com and if you're the tenthemailer you might even get a book! Get in touch on socials@lukekempner@themactwins Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat
Ep 13. The apple doesn't fall far...
Favourite twins, twin tropes and the pros and cons of having a twin! All of this plus a foccacia-up, a fallen tree and some sleep deprived parents! We love your Positive Polly moments so please keep them coming!Email shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com and if you're the tenth emailer you might even get a book!Get in touch on socials@lukekempner@themactwins Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 12. Deep Fried Kinder Bueno
On the podcast this week Luke, Alana & Lisa talk first job, worst jobs and dream jobs! They also have a wonderful holiday tshirt story from a listener.We love your Positive Polly moments so please keep them coming!Email shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Get in touch on socials @lukekempner@themactwins Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 11. I can be your Hero *on repeat*
It's a holiday bonanza on this week's podcast. The trio talk childhood trips, holiday romances and those first parent free getaways! Luke reveals his karaoke experience and the twins share an unexpected kitchen item their Granny took on holiday. All of this plus a foccacia-up and some Positive Polly's. We love hearing all your family stories and your Positive Polly's. And of course if you want to be part of the Roll Call email shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com or get in touch on socials @lukekempner@t
Ep 10. Wagatha Whodunnit
It's a packed podcast this week with Glastonbury fomo, neighbor whatsapp groups, the birds and the bees and the biggest question of all is answered... did Lisa pass her theory test? If you want to be part of the Roll Call, share your Positive Polly or just get in touch about anything else we've discussed email shitimarriedatwin@gmail.comFollows us on socials@lukekempner@themactwins Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 9. Alana is on Aeroplane mode
It been a busy week for Luke, Alana and Lisa plus it was Father's day! They trio talk all things BBQ's Dad gifts and personalised cocktails. They also discuss exams and there are some brilliant listener stories abut horror exam experiences. All of this plus a Facaccia-up and some positive Polly's. Be part of the ROLL call and email shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Get in touch on social media @lukekempner @themactwins See you soon Hunnies! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 8. I live at No.1 The Moon
On this week's podcast Luke, Alana and Lisa talk family icons! There's Grannys, Grandpas, and of course some wacky Aunts and Uncles. They also share their thoughts after a joyous weekend where the twins got to DJ and Luke got to tag along...Thank you for all your lovely messages and emails. Please keep sending your positive polly's (and anything else) to shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Follow us @lukekempner @themactwins Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 7. Big news, big shins
It's a special week on the podcast, Lisa has some big news that she shares on the pod. Plus the three talk weddings, speeches, food and how these big event change once you add kids to the mix. And as ever they trio end with some positive polly moments. Send us your unique family members - crazy aunts or uncles? We want to hear about them! Send us your stories. Email shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Follows us on socials @lukekempner @themactwins Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa
Ep 6. Goodnight Tawny Owl, goodnight Pamela
Lies are the big topic up for discussion on this week's podcast. Luke, Alana and Lisa reveal the little white lies they were told as kids as well as sharing some of yours. We are love hearing all your family stories so please get in touch on social media or email shitimarriedatwin@gmail.comFollow us at@lukekempner@themactwins Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 5. All I got was an extension
This week is a Birthday Bumper special! The trio share all your disappointing presents and discuss what Birthdays are like for twins. There is also some Positive Polly moments and a great reaction to the James Allsop story! We are love hearing all your family stories so please get in touch on social media or email shitimarriedatwin@gmail.comFollow us at@lukekempner@themactwins Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep 4. Have a glass of water
On the podcast this week Luke, Alana and Lisa dig deep in to unresolved sibling grudges and boy does it get dark! They also discuss room sharing, Lisa and Alana's strangest twin behavior and how Luke's solo parenting panned out. All of this plus some Positive Polly moments and pre birthday chat. If you would like to share any family annoyances, family sayings, positive Polly moments or anything else email shitimarriedatwin@gmail.comFollow us at@lukekempner@themactwins Hosted on Acast. See acast.
Ep 3. Who's this Fella?
On the podcast this week the trio discuss all things mistaken identity. When have the twins used it to their advantage and has Luke ever got Lisa and Alana mixed up? Their's a real time quiz plus some brilliant family sayings that get aired. And as always, no matter how tense it gets, the podcast ends on a Positive Polly moment. We love hearing your voice notes so please email them to shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com If you would like to share any family annoyances, family sayings, positive Polly mom
Ep 2. More of a Blu Cantrell kinda girl
On this week's podcast Luke, Alana and Lisa discuss their dating patterns and what it's like to get in to relationships when you're a twin. It turns out that Snogging Circles were definitely a thing and there were times when the twins were interested in the same boy but for very different reasons...There are some more family gripes plus some wonderful Positive Polly moments. If you would like to share any family annoyances, family sayings, positive Polly moments or anything else email shitimarri
Ep 1. Mirror Twins, one in a billion...
It's the first episode of Sh*t! I married a Twin and the trio don't hold back. They discuss mirror twins (blessing and a curse) family gatherings, football at weddings and what happened the first time Luke met his sister in law.Luke, Alana and Lisa read out your family gripes and attempt to deliver advice... without throwing any satsumas.Have you got a family gripe you'd like to share or is there something you'd love to know about what life is like as an identical twin (or what it's like to be m
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What happens when you marry a person that’s already got their partner in crime? The package deal you didn’t ask for? Join Luke, Lisa and Alana in ironing out their family dynamics, whilst helping you with yours along the way. Because no family’s perfect, right? Right?’ Shit! I Married a Twin is a family unfriendly podcast, coming soon! Get in touch with Luke, Alana and Lisa so they can help with your family gripes! shitimarriedatwin@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for