Relationsh!t Podcast
The Critellis (Marko & Tony)
This gay look at traditional relationships and values aims to add to the LGBTQ+ narrative by highlighting examples of queer couples, discussing common relationship issues and exploring skill-building exercises, interviewing queer singles or couples about their real dating or relationship struggles, identifying newsworthy LGBTQ+ content, and answering listener questions. Hosted by a married, monogamous, gay male couple, the Critellis (Marko and Tony) use their relationship strengths and shortcomings to further discuss the shit we all go through to be with the one we love.
May I Have Your Attention, Please?
Text the Critellis HEREAfter last season's big Relationsh!t announcement, Marko returns this week with a podcast update and new co-host ...Support the showSh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at relationshitquestions@gmail.com. Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.Donate | Head
ENCORE: Threes0me Sh!t
Text the Critellis HEREWe adore Kiko (@keek_oh) and Drew (@hi.drews), this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals - all the way in Hawaii. These husbands and life-lovers are so sweet on each other and the way they adore one another is beyond inspiring and incredible to watch. Give them a follow on IG and make sure to tell them the Critellis sent you! Then, though they haven’t experienced this together, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about threesomes! They’ve had lives before one another, and sometimes
ENCORE: Pet Names Sh!t
Text the Critellis HEREJason (@mrjohnsmccall) and James (@jsquared05), and all their greatness, is this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. These Atlanta-based husbands are equal parts fierce and fantastic - and we are so inspired by them and their love for one another. Give them a follow on IG, and make sure to let them know the Critellis sent you! Then, the guys sit down to talk about something both silly and sweet: pet names. Is calling your partner something cutesy (other than their name) necess
ENCORE: Sleeping with Friends Sh!t
Text the Critellis HEREWanna see fabulousness? Then look no further than Sharnika and Mahala (@meetthepowers) - the week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. These goddesses are perfection and love personified, and we are so infatuated with them. Go give them a follow on IG and show them some love - and don’t forget to let them know the Critelli’s sent you. Then, Marko and Tony get together to find out whether or not they’ve slept with friends or ever thought about it. Is it “normal” in gay culture to s
ENCORE: 1-1-1-1 Rule Sh!t
Text the Critellis HEREBloggers and partners, Karl and Daan (@coupleofmen) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals - and we are so fascinated by them! This storytelling and traveling duo make it a point to explore the world and share their experiences with like-minded LGBTQ+ adventurers. If you’re craving queer love at its best, with a side of travel - these guys are for you! Check them out and give them a follow. Then, the guys sit down to explore the ‘1-1-1-1 Rule’ for marriages and talk about
ENCORE: Sh!tuationships
Text the Critellis HERENFL Player R.K. Russell (@rkrelentless) and comedian Corey O’Brien (@corey_obrien) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, and once you check them out you’ll understand why. This couple is the dictionary definition of support and love and we are so inspired by their relationship and know you will be too. Check them out on IG and give them a follow - you’ll be happy you did. Then, the guys sit down to talk about situationships and acknowledge whether or not they’ve ever be
ENCORE: Love is Blind Sh!t
Text the Critellis HEREThere are no words for the love we have for this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Shannon (@badgyalshanshan) and (@issa_amanda_). These women are easy on the eyes and heavy on our hearts as they show us all that being gorgeous and madly in love can be picture-perfect. Go give them a follow on IG and show them some good ‘ol Relationsh!t love. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about whether or not love is in fact blind. We are all watching the show on Netflix but does the
Best of Sh!tuations 2024
Text the Critellis HEREYou all had some doozies of relationship and dating issues this year, and Marko and Tony sat down to address every single one of them! Join the guys as they revisit their favorite Listener Sh1tuations of 2024 for this ‘best of’ episode of the podcast, and final send off of one half of the Critellis, as it’s the last time Tony records for Relationsh!t.Shit to Put On Your Radar:Want to chat with the guys in real-time? Leave them some Fan Mail by clicking the link above and l
Best of #QRG 2024
Text the Critellis HEREWe know you all are busy celebrating the Holidays by yourself or with your family (biological or chosen), but we couldn’t leave you without a new episode of your favorite podcast! This week, Marko and Tony review best of #QueerRelationshipGoals for 2024. Check out the episode to see if your favorite couple made the cut!Shit to Put On Your Radar:Want to chat with the guys in real-time? Leave them some Fan Mail by clicking the link above and letting them know what you though
Relationsh!t Recap
Text the Critellis HEREFollowing last week’s huge announcement, the guys sit down to recap the current version of the podcast overall. Marko and Tony reminisce about what they have learned and use the annual metrics to discuss some of the most downloaded episodes! Which ones made the top five? What cities give the Critellis the most love? How many countries are getting these very important conversations? You’ll have to listen to find out. This is the last full episode with Tony co-hosting, so be
Announcement Sh!t
Text the Critellis HEREWanna see something amazing? Look no further than the IG profile of this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, husbands Graig and Stan, (@my_daddy_duo). Once you get past how undeniably attractive they are, you will get to the root of what makes them incredible as a couple: love. Their love for one another and the love they already have for their daughter will bring a smile to your face. Fall in love with them and check them out on social media. Then, Marko and Tony have a major
Sh!t Thrown at You
Text the Critellis HEREThis week, Marko and Tony introduce those that haven’t listened before, to a Patreon-exclusive segment called ‘Sh!t Thrown at You”, where they play games and make each other (and they’re guests) laugh. If you aren’t donating on Patreon already, hopefully this encourages you to head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit right now and become a Patreon Poop. Take a listen and check out next week’s episode of your favorite podcast - Relationsh!t.Shit to Put On Your Radar:Want to
Gratitude Sh!t
Text the Critellis HEREWe are such fans of this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, fiancé’s Callum and Reece (@thebananasontoast). We love their love - but more than anything, we love the WAY they love each other. The adventures, the fun, the light-heartedness that is them … it is just so exciting to see. We adore them and know you all will too. Go check them out on IG and give them a follow! Then, Marko and Tony sit down ahead of Thanksgiving to talk about gratitude …but more specifically, what it
Can You Believe This Sh!t?
Text the Critellis HERECan we all take a moment to to appreciate the relationship that is Paige Tailyn (@paigetailyn) and Sydney Ashton (@sydneyashton)? These magical ladies are just beyond … Beyond incredible. Beyond cool. Beyond perfect! And we are obsessed with them. They’re incredible on their own, but when they’re together … it’s something kinda special, and we are fans. Go check them out on IG and give them a follow. You’ll be glad you did! Then, after some weeks away from the microphones
REWIND: Baggage Sh!t
Text the Critellis HEREWe celebrate black love by recognizing this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Stevie (@steviet_fitness) and Patrick (@patrickparrish). What do you get when you couple two insanely attractive, accomplished, and genuine people together? A romance meant to be highlighted - and we thank Stevie and Patrick for making that possible. Check them out and show them some love! You’ll be glad you did. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about the baggage they’ve brought to their relat
REWIND: Marriage Sh!t
Text the Critellis HEREThis week, we are highlighting the godfather of voguing, Willi Ninja as our #QueerHistory. After catching the attention of director Jennie Livingston and being the subject of the critically-acclaimed documentary Paris is Burning, Willi Ninja and voguing became a mainstay of ballroom and popular culture. His contribution to queer people as a whole is unparalleled, and the reason we are so excited to tell his story on this week’s episode. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to tal
Voting Sh!t
Text the Critellis HEREHave you seen this week’s #QueerRelationshGoals, Roderick and Geovany (@themexicanhotchocolate)? If not, then you are TRULY missing out because these guys are incredible! We love the way they have fun with each other and appreciate their kindness and pure love for one another. Give them a follow - we know you’re going to love them! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about a really important American topic: voting. With the election coming up, we think it's important to
Defining Sh!t
Text the Critellis HEREWe love this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, boyfriends Chris and Jacob (@chrisandjacob). There is something so special about these guys and we cannot get enough of them. They are entertaining and funny … and beyond that, really amazing together! Not saying they’re our favorites … but they’re definitely up there for us and once you give them a follow, you’ll understand why! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about what it takes to define a relationship and figure out wh
Game Night Sh!t
Text the Critellis HEREWe are super fans of husbands Erik (@rikapotamus) and Leslie Ocean (@leslloydo) - which is why they are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. Sometimes, the simplest love is the most inspirational, and that is what we get from these guys: a no muss-no fuss, pure, and perfect love. We thoroughly enjoy them and know you all will too, so give them a follow on IG and make sure you let them know the Critellis sent you! Then, Marko and Tony sit down for an on-air game night!! The
Oral Sh!t
Text the Critellis HEREBrazilian baddies (and husbands) Mateus (@mateusfit) and Bruno (@bruunofit) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. There is something about this couple that is oh so hot - their kindness and love for one another (and their not too bad on the eyes) is everything we love about love and know y’all will agree! Give them a follow on IG and fall in love with them like us! Then, the guys sit down to talk about a favorite pastime … oral sex. How important is it to get your knob
Attachment Sh!t
Text the Critellis HEREWe are kinda into this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, partners Hector and Jorge (@hjdoubletrouble) on IG. These Miami-based lovers are absolute perfection and we are obsessed with them. Their love for one another and crazy cool connection is what makes us most excited. We know you’ll love them and encourage you to give them a follow! Then, Marko & Tony sit down to talk about their attachment style and identify what each other is. What happens when your partner is attached
Arousal Sh!t
Text the Critellis HERECanadian lovers and this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Ryan and Rob (@ryanandrob) enchant us this week! We love them for their adventure, love for one another, and genuine connection. THIS is what we love about love - and know you all will enjoy them just as much. Give them a follow on IG and make sure you let them know the Critellis sent you! Then, the guys sit down to talk about arousal - and more specifically: what gets them aroused? And, how to control it. Are you ea
Minoritea Report Sh!t
Text the Critellis HEREThis week, Marko was a guest on the Minoritea Report Podcast and got to hang out with Aunteas Dawon and Kerel to talk about The Debate, Shannon Sharpe, and lots more. Listen to the episode and go support the the Aunteas and the Minoritea Report Podcast - and let us know what you think about this week's episode and the topics!Support Minoritea Report:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/minoriteareport/Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/minoritea-report/id145866
Apart Together Sh!t
Text the Critellis HEREWe launch season 10 by highlighting the relationship of Omar Ahmed (@omarahmed.co) and Matt Benfield (@mr.benfield). These guys are both gorgeous and fun - and that’s what we love about them! Get fashion, adventure, and the togetherness we appreciate in a handsome couple. Check them out on IG and make sure you let them know the Critelli’s sent you. Then, the guys sit down to talk about LAT (living apart together) relationships and whether or not they work. Could you be in
ENCORE Opinion Sh!t
Text the Critellis HERELuis Martinez (@luis_martinez93) and Carson Shofner (@carsonshofner) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, and for very good reason! This recently wed couple are not only sweet on each other but seem to be each other’s biggest fans and we are so happy to witness it! Check them out on IG and make sure to show them some love. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about how best to handle having a different opinion than your partner. What is the best way to disagree withou
ENCORE Ogling Sh!t
Text the Critellis HEREAdorable couple and our neighbors to the north, Luke and Kyle (@canuxabroad) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. This Toronto-based, nomadic (and adventure-seeking) married couple is picture-perfect and super in love with one another - and such an inspiration to us. We highly recommend giving them a follow on IG - you’ll be glad you did. Then, Marko and Tony are back from their London and Paris adventures and want to fill you in on all the details! Listen in on what t
ENCORE Feeling Sexy Sh!t
Text the Critellis HEREZach (@zacharyyyyyy) and Trevor (@trevrusher) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. These Seattle-based husbands are celebrating one year of marriage and showing us all what true love looks like! We are so inspired by them and know you will be too - go give them a follow on IG and let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about what it means to feel sexy after being in a long term relationship. What does sexy mean to you and how will yo
ENCORE Relocating Sh!t
Text the Critellis HEREFathers of three, Justin and Chris (@twodapperdads) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. Not only do these guys spend the time being incredible parents and husbands, but they make sure they are dapper AF while doing it. Check them out on IG and show them some Relationsh!t love! Then, the guys sit down to talk about how relocating for love can deeply affect the future of a relationship if not discussed properly. Before booking the U-Haul, have you talked about what chan
ENCORE Worth Sh!t
Text the Critellis HEREThis week, Kimmy (@thepilotkimmy) and Siedah (@siedahflower) are the #QueerRelationshipGoals, and when you check them out on IG, you’ll understand why. These two are incredible on their own, but magical together and give us everything we want in a power couple. Give them some love on social media - you’ll be happy you did. Then Marko and Tony sit down at the Critable to talk about your self-worth both in and out of a relationship. Do you know enough about yourself to under
ENCORE Cuddling Sh!t
Text the Critellis HEREHusbands Aaron and Liam (@taleoftwokings) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, as they are probably the most inspirational couple we’ve highlighted in a very long time. These two have so much love between them and it is so refreshing and exciting to experience via social media. If you have a moment, give them a follow and a few double taps to show them some love. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about a common partnered experience: cuddling. How important is cuddl
ENCORE Nitpicking Sh!t
Text the Critellis HEREHusbands, Corey and Jeffrey (@therosehubbys), are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. This recently-married couple can only be described in one word: OPULENCE! The love they have for one another is so intoxicating and inspiring and we are beyond obsessed with them and know you will be too. Check them out on IG and show them some love! Then, Marko and Tony sit around the Critable to talk about nitpicking and how detrimental it can be to a relationship. What are the underly
ENCORE Lube Sh!t
Text the Critellis HEREWe are back with another great couple, Glen and Tom (@glenandtom) to highlight as our #QueerRelationshipGoals for the week. This recently-married couple from Manchester is everything we enjoy about relationships: adorable, sweet on each other, and the perfect representation of love. Check them out on IG and give them your support! Then, Marko and Tony get together to talk about an extra slippery topic: lube! What is the best type of lube to use for your solo or partnered s
ENCORE Kiddos Sh!t
Text the Critellis HEREThis week, Marko and Tony are heading over to New Zealand to highlight and celebrate the relationship of Waldo and Wynand (@wwhusband), this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. This couple is every bit of loving and into one another and we just can’t get enough! Check out (and get inspired by) their PDA-palooza, and let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about kids … or more specifically, how difficult it is for gays and lesbians to have ki
ENCORE Snoring Sh!t
Text the Critellis HEREMarko and Tony open season 7 of the podcast by highlighting the relationship of Matthew and Blake (@blakeandmatthew), their #QueerRelationshipGoals of the week. The guys dive into their gorgeous relationship and parenthood journey, while showcasing their adorable love for each other. Check them out on IG and show them some love. Then, the guys get together to talk about a topic that has divided many a bedroom: snoring. Is your partner’s snoring a deal breaker? Or, are ther
After Care Sh!t
Text the Critellis HEREMau and Rafa (@rafa.and.mau) Brazil-based husbands, are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. We love the simplicity of their relationship and the genuine love they have for one another - it’s such a gorgeous sight to be seen. We adore them and know that you all will too so go give them a follow! Then, the guys sit down to talk about what post-sex after care looks like for them and how to be better at it with any of your sexual partners. What are some of your post-sex needs
Long Distance Sh!t
We are absolutely obsessed with this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, husbands Wesley and Derrick (@willis_partyoftwo) - as they are pretty perfect in just about every way. Black love, romance, adventure, and just about everything you could want in a relationship, these guys are the truest definition of inspirational and aspirational. We enjoy them and know you will! Go give them a follow on IG and let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, the guys sit down to talk about their experiences with
ENCORE Blue Balls Sh!t
This week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals are so obviously amazing and supportive of each other that we just HAD to feature them! Please allow us to introduce you to Tim (@tklockhart) and his husband Joseph (@married2themidwest). These foster parents are an incredible combination of social worker and military man who travel the world, enjoy cookies, and look good while having fun! Check them out on IG and make sure you let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony grab a couple of ice pac
Lube Sh!t 2.0
We are in love with this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Florida husbands: Tim and Paul (@mbj_yyz_fll). We are such fans of genuine happiness and full relationships and these guys give us exactly that. We want nothing more than to be them when we grow up! Give them a follow on IG and show them some love - you’ll be happy you did. Next, Marko and Tony sit down to revisit the most commented on topic in Relationsh!t history: lube! With Pride Month in full swing, the guys relaunch the season 7 epis
Playing Games Sh!t
This week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Kel and Shannon (@themathewsfam) are fabulous ladies that have managed to marry sports, Disney, and each other all in a perfect package of a relationship that we are crazy about! Go check them out and see if you don’t instantly fall in love, just like we did. Next, Marko and Tony sit down at the Critable to talk about the games we are all guilty of playing from time to time when it comes to dating and relationships.. The guys discuss gaslighting, blaming, and
Your Sh!t
We love this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, fiancé’s Marc Burns (@burns.fitla) and Alex Razzano (@alexrazzano). You know how some couples are just so … cool? Like, everything about them is just aspirational and dreamy? That’s how we feel about this couple - they are just so friggin amazing! Check them out on IG and figure out exactly why, and listen to this week’s episode to hear our thoughts about them. Then, the guys play catch up and get together to read your Listener Sh!tuations for a speci
ENCORE Dirty Talk Sh!t
Words cannot begin to describe the amount of love we have for this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Martin Fulton (@thefashionablecouple) and Amit Patel, MD (@hemochemomd). Not only is this couple fashion-forward and easy on the eyes, but their success and relationship is one for the Relationsh!t Hall of Fame - these guys have it all! Check them out on IG and show them some love! Then, Marko and Tony sit down at the Critable to talk dirty … or, more specifically discuss dirty talking with your p
Boyfriend D!ck Sh!t
Our neighbors up north, and this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals are Andrew (@realtor.dads) and Erik (@erik.addresses.you) - husbands and realtors in Vancouver. These guys and their amazing family are exactly what this hashtag is about, and we love them and everything about their love. Give them a follow on IG and make sure to let them know the Critellis sent you. Then the guys get together to talk about a recent X/Twitter debate: hook up d!ck versus boyfriend d!ck. How big is too big to receive
Threes0me Sh!t
We adore Kiko (@keek_oh) and Drew (@hi.drews), this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals - all the way in Hawaii. These husbands and life-lovers are so sweet on each other and the way they adore one another is beyond inspiring and incredible to watch. Give them a follow on IG and make sure to tell them the Critellis sent you! Then, though they haven’t experienced this together, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about threesomes! They’ve had lives before one another, and sometimes that life included a th
Pet Names Sh!t
Jason (@mrjohnsmccall) and James (@jsquared05), and all their greatness, is this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. These Atlanta-based husbands are equal parts fierce and fantastic - and we are so inspired by them and their love for one another. Give them a follow on IG, and make sure to let them know the Critellis sent you! Then, the guys sit down to talk about something both silly and sweet: pet names. Is calling your partner something cutesy (other than their name) necessary for a successful re
It's Just Money Sh!t
Beefy beaus (@big.bud.wolf) and (@whutuppetey) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. These massive men and partners are wonderfully coupled as their light-hearted love and heavy-lifting gym routine makes them incredibly aspirational and this week’s fave. Go give them a follow and let them know the Critellis sent you! Then, the guys get together to talk about a revisited concept in the Critelli household: “It’s just money”. When you are in a secure place (mentally and financially) is it possib
Sleeping with Friends Sh!t
Wanna see fabulousness? Then look no further than Sharnika and Mahala (@meetthepowers) - the week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. These goddesses are perfection and love personified, and we are so infatuated with them. Go give them a follow on IG and show them some love - and don’t forget to let them know the Critelli’s sent you. Then, Marko and Tony get together to find out whether or not they’ve slept with friends or ever thought about it. Is it “normal” in gay culture to separate sex and friends
Cowboy Carter Sh!t
Brits, Matt and Adrian (@matt_and_adrian), are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. These cheeky bloggers and adventurers are so sweet on one another and so incredibly full of life, and that makes us excited to highlight them. Check them out on IG and give them a follow - we promise it’s totally worth it! Then, the guys sit down to talk about Beyoncé's highly anticipated and insanely incredible 8th studio album, #CowboyCarter. Marko and Tony go track by track and discuss their initial thoughts o
1-1-1-1 Rule Sh!t
Bloggers and partners, Karl and Daan (@coupleofmen) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals - and we are so fascinated by them! This storytelling and traveling duo make it a point to explore the world and share their experiences with like-minded LGBTQ+ adventurers. If you’re craving queer love at its best, with a side of travel - these guys are for you! Check them out and give them a follow. Then, the guys sit down to explore the ‘1-1-1-1 Rule’ for marriages and talk about their experiences and
Sh!tuationships
NFL Player R.K. Russell (@rkrelentless) and comedian Corey O’Brien (@corey_obrien) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, and once you check them out you’ll understand why. This couple is the dictionary definition of support and love and we are so inspired by their relationship and know you will be too. Check them out on IG and give them a follow - you’ll be happy you did. Then, the guys sit down to talk about situationships and acknowledge whether or not they’ve ever been in one. Is a situati
Love is Blind Sh!t
There are no words for the love we have for this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Shannon (@badgyalshanshan) and (@issa_amanda_). These women are easy on the eyes and heavy on our hearts as they show us all that being gorgeous and madly in love can be picture-perfect. Go give them a follow on IG and show them some good ‘ol Relationsh!t love. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about whether or not love is in fact blind. We are all watching the show on Netflix but does the concept hold up withou
Shooting the Sh!t
We open season nine by highlighting the Sarasota hotties and husbands, Adam and Dan (@adam_dan_srq) as this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. These muscle daddies show you that not only can you be in love, but you can get a good pump in - together! These guys are so good together and we know you’ll enjoy them just as much as we do. Give them a follow on IG and show them some good ‘ol Relationsh!t love. Then, the guys sit down and catch you up on everything you’ve missed in their lives over the pas
ENCORE Hot & Cold Sh!t
We are giddy about this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Ben Hunte (@beninldn) and Tom Ratcliffe (@tratcliffe15). This London-based couple is beyond adorable and ridiculously sweet on one another and we are here for it. Their love for one another is inspirational and an excellent connection to highlight. Check them out and give them a follow! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about running hot and cold. When you are always hot and your partner runs cold, how can you make a relationship work?
ENCORE Staying Attractive Sh!t
We are obsessing over this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Raleigh couple, Robb and Ben (@robb_benn). These lovers are absolute perfection - adorable, sweet, and just … simple - and we love that. True love is quiet and these guys and their relationship is a church mouse (in the best way). We love them and think you will too. Check them out and give them a follow. Then, Marko and Tony get together to talk about staying attractive for your partner … later in the relationship. Your appearance (and
ENCORE Unthankful Sh!t
We are thankful for the relationship of Trent Brock (@trentbrock) and Jamil Price (@priceisright28) - this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. These gents could not be more adorable … from the photos of their recent wedding in February to the many adventures they share to this day, it is obvious they are meant for one another. Give them a follow on IG and enjoy all their magic. Then, Marko and Tony gather to discuss a completely different take on the Thanksgiving holiday and talk about everything th
ENCORE Supportive Sh!t
Cuties, Brad and Cody (@brad.and.cody), inspire us; that is why they are our #QueerRelationshipGoals for the week. This Raleigh-based couple not only built a beautiful life together, but they manage to do it with smiles on their faces and this is why we think they’re great. Check them out on IG and make sure you let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony get together to talk about what being a supportive partner means to them. Do you think you’re as supportive of your partner as
ENCORE Scheduling Intimacy Sh!t
Top contenders for our #QueerRelationshipGoals for the year, Andie and Jess (@twobabesonebarn) grace our conversation and social media pages, as they solidify the reasons why we started this highlight, to begin with. These Reno-based parents are the perfect example of love and light and we are so excited to give them a spotlight. Check them out on social media and let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about a topic that sounds incredibly boring and the equiv
ENCORE Blue Balls Sh!t
This week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals are so obviously amazing and supportive of each other that we just HAD to feature them! Please allow us to introduce you to Tim (@tklockhart) and his husband Joseph (@married2themidwest). These foster parents are an incredible combination of social worker and military man who travel the world, enjoy cookies, and look good while having fun! Check them out on IG and make sure you let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony grab a couple of ice pac
ENCORE First Sight Sh!t
We absolutely love, love … but more than that, we LOVE the relationship of Christen (@chrisssiee_)and Heather (@hlfazz), our #QueerRelationshipGoals for the week. This mother duo is all the best parts of support, kindness, devotion, and connection wrapped up in one fantastic relationship. We are such fans of them and their family and know you will be too. Check them out on IG and make sure you let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about the concept of ‘love
ENCORE Past & Present Sh!t
Marko and Tony sit down to talk about how your relationship past can affect your relationship present. Are you still traumatized by your ex? Is your current partner paying the price? Take your time to listen to this week’s episode. Then, revisit the Critable with Tim McLemore (@essentiallytim), who you may remember from a previous episode…but this time, Tim tells us that things weren’t as great with his boyfriend as we thought. He shares his experience with domestic violence and how he has turne
ENCORE Renaissance Sh!t
The Season 8 ENCORE begins with highlighting Kelvin and Reginald’s (@uncomplicatedtruestory) relationship as our #QueerRelationshipGoals. This gorgeous, Atlanta-based couple, is everything we love about love - sweet on each other and amazing together! Check them out on IG and let them know @thecritellis sent you. Then, after much anticipation (wink), Marko and Tony gather to talk about the most talked about album of 2022 … Beyoncé’s ‘Renaissance’. Of course Marko is a fan, but how does the album
Best of Season 8 Sh!t
Join Marko and Tony for the final episode of Season 8 and their ‘best of’ picks for the #QueerRelationshipGoals, topics, and Listener Sh!tuations for the season. Take a trip down memory lane and have fun revisiting favorite moments from previous episodes. Are there any episodes or moments that you absolutely loved from the podcast that we missed?Shit to Put on Your Radar:The Critellis will return for Season 9 of the podcast on Wednesday, March 6th. Get your Relationsh!t fix by listening to ENCOR
Goal-Setting Sh!t
We love this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Bernard (@bernarddavidjones) and Peter (@puffdoddy), and everything about them! This representation and queer, black love is everything we enjoy about relationships and we know you will fall in love with them too. Check them out on IG and show them some love! Then, Marko and Tony sit down at the Critable to talk about how best to set short-term and long-term goals with your partner, for yourself and your relationship. What are some things you may want
Disaster Preparedness Sh!t
We are super fans of Long Island lovers and this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Andrew and Ronnie (@rondrew_adopts_2023). These future fathers and husbands are wonderful together and even better to gaze at on IG, so do just that - give them a follow and show them some love … and make sure you let them know the Critellis sent you! Then, Marko and Tony get together to ponder (and talk about) natural disasters and how ready they are should one take place. Do you have your disaster-ready- kit packe
Body Hair Sh!t
Husbands and fathers, Sterling Simcox (@ssimcox) and André Charron (@acharron88) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals - and for several reasons. Not only are they great together, but they’re wonderful to look at and even more incredible fathers and we are absolutely obsessed with them! Give them a follow on IG and let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony get together to talk about body hair - and more specifically, what their body hair preferences are for their partner and t
Work & Play Sh!t
We take a trip around the world with husbands Eric and Arthur (@aeseetheworld), our #QueerRelationshipGoals for the week. This Disney-loving duo has melted our hearts with their apparent love for adventure and each other, and we are huge fans of them and know you will be too. Give them a follow on IG and make sure you let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to discuss a very challenging topic: working alongside the person you’re in a relationship with. Is this a relat
Food Sh!t
We love this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals and know you will too! Tyler and Todd (@tylerandtodd) are living the dream - romantic partners and work partners, with all the fixins! They are adorable separately and together and we are huge fans and know you will be too. Go check them out on IG and show them some love! Then, ahead of the Thanksgiving holiday, Marko and Tony talk about their relationship with food and how it can be both a positive and negative experience. Does mealtime run/ruin your
Competition Sh!t
We are such fans of this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, (@thecrenshawcrew). The husbands and fathers of two are not only inspiring parents but also a wonderful couple and we are beyond moved by their connection and dedication to family and each other. Check them out on IG and show them some love! Then, Marko and Tony get together to talk about competitive relationships and how couples fall victim to a secret war with one another. Are you able to support your partner without fear it diminishes y
Passing Gas Sh!t
Traveling husbands Daniel (@_danielcuthbertson) and Justin (@jburns5) Cuthbertson are this week’s #GayRelationshipGoals. This smiling duo enjoys one another and the journey - as they love to experience new locales and adventures with one another. Check them out on IG and give them a follow - we promise you will be happy you did. Then, Marko and Tony recently guest-hosted on Derek & Romaine’s weekly live show, and they bring you that episode today! Is farting a relationship no-no? And if not, whe
Dirty Talk Sh!t
Words cannot begin to describe the amount of love we have for this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Martin Fulton (@thefashionablecouple) and Amit Patel, MD (@hemochemomd). Not only is this couple fashion-forward and easy on the eyes, but their success and relationship is one for the Relationsh!t Hall of Fame - these guys have it all! Check them out on IG and show them some love! Then, Marko and Tony sit down at the Critable to talk dirty … or, more specifically discuss dirty talking with your p
7-Year Itch Sh!t
Mike Urban and Mike Mach (@2.mike) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. We love a same-name queer couple and we LOVE this one in particular. We enjoy watching true love - but we crave true love thriving, and these guys are THRIVING. We are obsessed with them and know you will be too so check them out on IG and let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to not only celebrate their seven-year wedding anniversary but also talk about the seven-year itch and whether or no
Not My Parents Sh!t
Join us in celebrating (and salivating over) this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Eden and Jay (@edenxjay). These ladies are HAWT and we cannot get enough of them. Not only are they insanely gorgeous together, but their love for one another is so inspirational, we are reevaluating our own (LOL)! Check them out on IG and give them some love - you’ll be glad you did. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about their fear of becoming their parents, and how that could negatively or positively affect
Am I Sexy Still Sh!t
We are obsessed with this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Crissa and Alexis (@crissaandalexis). These ladies and their 10+ year relationship are exactly what dreams are made of. Not only are they fun and exciting, but they are incredibly into each other and have a fire that cannot be extinguished. Follow them on IG to feel the burn - and let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko asks Tony an incredibly important relationship question: “Am I still sexy to you?” After being with your partn
Continue to Surprise Sh!t
Misha and Martin (@em_em_couple) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. Not only are their backdrops scenic, but so are they! Their love and connection is awe-inspiring and they are so fun to watch - so give them a follow on IG and make sure you let them know the Critellis sent you! Then, Marko and Tony sit down at the Critable to talk about how to continue to surprise your partner after being in a long-term relationship. Further down the relationship road, you may think you know everything th
Emergency Sh!t
Cute and quaint Tennessee couple, Brandon and Sam (@brandon.and.sam) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. When they’re not busy traveling and loving on their two dogs, they’re busy loving on one another and inspiring us. Follow them on IG, double-tap their photos, and show them just how great they are. Then, Marko and Tony sit down at the Critable with an important update about their lives and what has been going on with Tony’s health. August was a challenging month for the couple and they
Flower & Gardener Sh!t
We are so excited to highlight this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Chris and Jay (@christopherandjason) on the episode. Not only do their hearts beat for one another, but these incredible guys have made room in their hearts to foster children as well. There is no limit to their love and that is why we adore them. Follow them on IG and give them YOUR love. Then, Marko and Tony gather to talk about the relationship theory of the flower and the gardener and how it pertains to their union.. In rela
Abbott Elementary S1E11 Recap
Brandon and Darius (@themccarthys12) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals and for good reason! These husbands and fathers are not only sweet on each other but also devoted parents and partners. We love watching their love for one another and think you will too! Check them out on IG and give them some love. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about a show they love and miss, Abbott Elementary. In the eleventh episode of the first season, sixth-grade history teacher, Jacob Hill finally introd
DINK Sh!t
In the return of the podcast, the guys highlight husbands Kevin and Brad (@kevin_and_brad) as their first #QRG of the eighth season. These extremely successful guys are living the dream - incredible careers, travel to exotic destinations, and an abundance of love for one another … these guys have it all! Check them out on IG and show them some love! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about being gay DINKs and the decision to be happy living a life without kids. Are DINKs the new way to relati
Season 8 Is Gonna Be Great!
Marko and Tony and the Relationsh!t Podcast are back for season 8! Here, the guys tease a bit about the new season and let you all know what to expect from them and this season.Support the showSh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at relationshitquestions@gmail.com. Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and infor
ENCORE: P*rn Sh!t
Brooklyn-based mama’s Nyesha and Samantha (@twomommiesandababy) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, and we could not be more excited to highlight them! These HBIC’s are not only winning in the relationship department, but they are killing it in the monetary department as well. Join them on their parenting and financial journey and make sure you let them know the Critellis sent you! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about PORN! Is porn a part of your day-to-day life and if so … how does
ENCORE: Exes Sh!t
Fiancées, Kurt Moore (@the_kurt_moore) and Emmitt Jackson (@emmitt.jackson) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, and we absolutely love this couple. Not only are they easy on the eyes, but they are incredibly adorable together - there is nothing like two attractive, muscular men in love. We are inspired by their romance and think you will be too. Check them out on IG and let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony get together to talk about the effect your exes may have on you
ENCORE: Criticism Sh!t
Miami’s finest is on display with this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. Kerry and Pierre (@kerryandpierre). Take a quick peek at this incredible, fit, happy, black-gay-magic couple, and see what all the fuss is about!. Give them a few double taps and let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about criticism within a relationship and whether it is helpful or hurtful to couples. Where is the line between constructive criticism and blunt rudeness? Then, the guys fin
ENCORE: Church Sh!t
This week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals is a first for us: we highlight a couple living in Israel! This Tel Aviv-based couple has everything we love about love and they are totally worth the follow! Go check out Itzik (@itzik_tlv) and his husband Eli (@eliraz27) on IG and let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony enter the virtual church for a difficult conversation about what the tabernacle of trauma has meant to them (and to a lot of other queer people). We review some interesting
ENCORE: Support Sh!t
We love this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Shyheim and Sean (@theseanandshyshow), and know you will too. This gorgeous, east coast-based, #BlackLove couple, could not be more adorable together. From sharing hairstyles to sharing adventures, these guys are everything we love about love. Follow them on IG and find out why we are obsessed. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about supporting one another, and what that looks like in their own relationship. What does support mean to you and are
ENCORE: Libido Sh!t
This week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals are an amazing married couple, Ash and Jess (@lez_be_in_love_). These ladies are all smiles and sunshine. We fell in love with them instantly and we are sure you will too. Check them out on IG and let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony talk about a touchy topic (pun intended): differing levels of libido in a long-term relationship. How do you manage when one of you wants to throw down constantly while the other is fine with less frequent fo
ENCORE: Boredom Sh!t
This week, we are highlighting Stanley and Jackson Alvey (@stanleyandjackson) as our #QueerRelationshipGoals. These guys are just too adorable to pass up! We didn’t bring our tape measure but we are pretty sure there is less than two inches between them in every picture: they are just so darn affectionate! Give them a follow on IG - you’ll be glad you did! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about boredom. Do you feel less than thrilled in your relationship? Are you finding yourself immersed i
ENCORE: Tit-for-Tat Sh!t
This week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals are the incomparable Daniel (@danifyi) and Gregory (@kiiing_gregory). These gorgeous, successful, happy gents are the perfect pick for Valentine’s Day! We can honestly say that theirs is the embodiment of what we had in mind when we created this segment: an exceptional example that can inspire us all. Then, Marko and Tony discuss the all-too-common problem of getting into a tit-for-tat situation; the vicious cycle that is so easy to fall into. The guys are ver
ENCORE: Chores Sh!t
Soon-to-be fathers, Bryan and Chris (@bryan.and.chris) are the #QueerRelationshipGoals of the first episode … OF SEASON FIVE! These guys and their love for one another let us know they will be amazing fathers and we cannot wait to follow their adventures once the babies are born. Check them out and let them know the Critellis sent you! Then Marko and Tony gather to talk about the chore wars that are (likely) happening in every household. How do you and your partner split chores? Finally, the gu
Opinion Sh!t
Luis Martinez (@luis_martinez93) and Carson Shofner (@carsonshofner) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, and for very good reason! This recently wed couple are not only sweet on each other but seem to be each other’s biggest fans and we are so happy to witness it! Check them out on IG and make sure to show them some love. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about how best to handle having a different opinion than your partner. What is the best way to disagree without disrespecting one ano
Sex and the City S4E4 Recap
Husbands, Chris (@chrisriotta) and Lamar (@lamahhhhh) Riotta-Rogers are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, and DUH! Look at them! These two are rockstars and we are just so inspired by their individuality and connection. They are so sweet on one another and just so fun to watch and we know you all are going to love them just as much as we do. Then, the guys sit down to talk about the relationship of Samantha Jones and Maria Reyes from season 4, episode 4 of Sex and the City. Is this relationsh
Ogling Sh!t
Adorable couple and our neighbors to the north, Luke and Kyle (@canuxabroad) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. This Toronto-based, nomadic (and adventure-seeking) married couple is picture-perfect and super in love with one another - and such an inspiration to us. We highly recommend giving them a follow on IG - you’ll be glad you did. Then, Marko and Tony are back from their London and Paris adventures and want to fill you in on all the details! Listen in on what the guys did during thei
ENCORE: Back-in-the-Day Sh!t
SWOOOOOON. This week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals has our hearts MELTING. We are in love with wives and mommies, Mary Elizabeth (@marygee_14) and Marissa Escalante (@meeesss_). Stunning, successful, and insanely sweet on each other - these ladies are pure perfection. We absolutely love them and know you will too! Check them out on IG when you can. Then, Mako and Tony chat with one another about gays of the past, as they reflect on queer history and the pioneers that fought for the freedoms the LGBT
ENCORE: Zodiac Sh!t
Wanna see true love? Then look no further than this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Keema and Aleigha (@keema.aleigha). We love black love and we love these two - not only are they dangerously in love with one another but their love for life and journey through it (together) is such a treat to watch! Check them out on IG and join in on the joy. Then, Marko and Tony tackle compatibility by way of the zodiac signs, yet again. All charts say that the guys shouldn’t work, but for some reason, they
ENCORE: After Dark Sh!t
Love, love, love, love … precious love. Who are we talking about? This week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Toby Riseborough (@tdriseborough) and his partner, Aaron Petrella (@apetrella15). Such a lovely couple - so much love between the two of them and we just can’t get enough. Check them out on IG and return the love! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to play another rousing game on the show. This round? Tonight’s Conversation: After Dark. Light some candles, press play on your “Sex Mixtape”, and l
Feeling Sexy Sh!t
Zach (@zacharyyyyyy) and Trevor (@trevrusher) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. These Seattle-based husbands are celebrating one year of marriage and showing us all what true love looks like! We are so inspired by them and know you will be too - go give them a follow on IG and let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about what it means to feel sexy after being in a long term relationship. What does sexy mean to you and how will you exude it in your day-
Schitt's Creek S5E11 Recap
Husbands and dads, Adam and Tee (@2dads2twins_) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals … because … DUH! Look at them! Not only are they adorable together but the way they care for their family and kids is enough to make your heart explode. We love them and know you will too. Go give them a follow and let them know the Critelli’s sent you! Then, the guys sit down around the Critable to review and recap season 5 episode 11 of Schitt’s Creek, titled “Meet Parents”. In their first Dingleberry episo
Relocating Sh!t
Fathers of three, Justin and Chris (@twodapperdads) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. Not only do these guys spend the time being incredible parents and husbands, but they make sure they are dapper AF while doing it. Check them out on IG and show them some Relationsh!t love! Then, the guys sit down to talk about how relocating for love can deeply affect the future of a relationship if not discussed properly. Before booking the U-Haul, have you talked about what changing your zip code will
Worth Sh!t
This week, Kimmy (@thepilotkimmy) and Siedah (@siedahflower) are the #QueerRelationshipGoals, and when you check them out on IG, you’ll understand why. These two are incredible on their own, but magical together and give us everything we want in a power couple. Give them some love on social media - you’ll be happy you did. Then Marko and Tony sit down at the Critable to talk about your self-worth both in and out of a relationship. Do you know enough about yourself to understand your worth? To ma
Cuddling Sh!t
Husbands Aaron and Liam (@taleoftwokings) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, as they are probably the most inspirational couple we’ve highlighted in a very long time. These two have so much love between them and it is so refreshing and exciting to experience via social media. If you have a moment, give them a follow and a few double taps to show them some love. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about a common partnered experience: cuddling. How important is cuddling to your relationshi
Nitpicking Sh!t
Husbands, Corey and Jeffrey (@therosehubbys), are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. This recently-married couple can only be described in one word: OPULENCE! The love they have for one another is so intoxicating and inspiring and we are beyond obsessed with them and know you will be too. Check them out on IG and show them some love! Then, Marko and Tony sit around the Critable to talk about nitpicking and how detrimental it can be to a relationship. What are the underlying reasons a person wo
Lube Sh!t
We are back with another great couple, Glen and Tom (@glenandtom) to highlight as our #QueerRelationshipGoals for the week. This recently-married couple from Manchester is everything we enjoy about relationships: adorable, sweet on each other, and the perfect representation of love. Check them out on IG and give them your support! Then, Marko and Tony get together to talk about an extra slippery topic: lube! What is the best type of lube to use for your solo or partnered sexy time? And, what are
Anti-LGBTQ BillSh!t
We are beyond inspired by this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Ebony and Denise (@team2moms), as they are the definition of relationship perfection. These wives and mothers are everything you’d want in a family dynamic and union and we are so thrilled to highlight them. Give them a follow and fall in love with them the way we did! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about all the recent buzz surrounding anti-drag and trans bills that are popping up in states across the country. Why are lawmake
Kiddos Sh!t
This week, Marko and Tony are heading over to New Zealand to highlight and celebrate the relationship of Waldo and Wynand (@wwhusband), this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. This couple is every bit of loving and into one another and we just can’t get enough! Check out (and get inspired by) their PDA-palooza, and let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about kids … or more specifically, how difficult it is for gays and lesbians to have kids when they decide the
Snoring Sh!t
Marko and Tony open season 7 of the podcast by highlighting the relationship of Matthew and Blake (@blakeandmatthew), their #QueerRelationshipGoals of the week. The guys dive into their gorgeous relationship and parenthood journey, while showcasing their adorable love for each other. Check them out on IG and show them some love. Then, the guys get together to talk about a topic that has divided many a bedroom: snoring. Is your partner’s snoring a deal breaker? Or, are there things that can be do
Season 7 Promo
The Critellis get their loyal Sh!theads excited about the Season 7 premiere of the podcast! On Wednesday, March 1st, tune in everywhere you listen to podcasts to join Marko and Tony for the newest season of the Relationsh!t Podcast. See you then!Support the showSh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at relationshitquestions@gmail.com. Visi
Best of Interviews Sh!t
As we wrap up season six, please enjoy this episode where we highlight the best of our interviews from the year. We hope that you enjoy the walk down memory lane as we share the top six finalists. Thank you all for writing and calling in to tell us who you think should be the winner. If you want to know who the winner for the year is, you have to be a Patron to find out!#QueerRelationshipGoals:Michael (@saintdotclair) and Dave (@dnycezworld)Benjy (@benjybradshaw) and TooMfKnGucci (@toomfkngucci)
Best of #QRG Sh!t
As we wrap up season six, please enjoy this episode where we highlight the best of our #QueerRelationshipGoals from the year. We hope that you enjoy the walk down memory lane as we share the top six finalists. Thank you all for writing and calling in to tell us who you think should be the winner. If you want to know who the winner for the year is, you have to be a Patron to find out!#QueerRelationshipGoals:Nyesha & Samantha (@twomommiesandababy)Itzik (@Itzik_tlv) and Eli (@eliraz27)Brian & Alec
Hot & Cold Sh!t
We are giddy about this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Ben Hunte (@beninldn) and Tom Ratcliffe (@tratcliffe15). This London-based couple is beyond adorable and ridiculously sweet on one another and we are here for it. Their love for one another is inspirational and an excellent connection to highlight. Check them out and give them a follow! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about running hot and cold. When you are always hot and your partner runs cold, how can you make a relationship work?
Staying Attractive Sh!t
We are obsessing over this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Raleigh couple, Robb and Ben (@robb_benn). These lovers are absolute perfection - adorable, sweet, and just … simple - and we love that. True love is quiet and these guys and their relationship is a church mouse (in the best way). We love them and think you will too. Check them out and give them a follow. Then, Marko and Tony get together to talk about staying attractive for your partner … later in the relationship. Your appearance (and
Work & Play Sh!t
We take a trip around the world with husbands Eric and Arthur (@aeseetheworld), our #QueerRelationshipGoals for the week. This Disney-loving duo has melted our hearts with their apparent love for adventure and each other, and we are huge fans of them and know you will be too. Give them a follow on IG and make sure you let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to discuss a very challenging topic: working alongside the person you’re in a relationship with. Is this a relat
Unthankful Sh!t
We are thankful for the relationship of Trent Brock (@trentbrock) and Jamil Price (@priceisright28) - this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. These gents could not be more adorable … from the photos of their recent wedding in February to the many adventures they share to this day, it is obvious they are meant for one another. Give them a follow on IG and enjoy all their magic. Then, Marko and Tony gather to discuss a completely different take on the Thanksgiving holiday and talk about everything th
No New Sh!t
Marko and Tony are taking a break this week so there is no episode of the podcast. But, catch up on previous episodes and get ready for a new one next week, complete with your Listener Sh!tuations! Enjoy your week and thanks for understanding. Shit to Put On Your Radar:GAYS WITH STORIES - Marko, Tony, and previous podcast guest Timothy McLemore (@essentiallytim) hosted a live panel on Gays with Stories (@gayswithstories) to catch up and talk about gay relationships. Check out the Gays with Stori
Not My Parents Sh!t
Join us in celebrating (and salivating over) this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Eden and Jay (@edenxjay). These ladies are HAWT and we cannot get enough of them. Not only are they insanely gorgeous together, but their love for one another is so inspirational, we are reevaluating our own (LOL)! Check them out on IG and give them some love - you’ll be glad you did. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about their fear of becoming their parents, and how that could negatively or positively affect
Passing Gas Sh!t
Traveling husband, Daniel (@_danielcuthbertson) and Justin (@jburns5) Cuthbertson are this week’s #GayRelationshipGoals. This smiling duo enjoys one another and the journey - as they love to experience new locales and adventures with one another. Check them out on IG and give them a follow - we promise you will be happy you did. Then, Marko and Tony recently guest-hosted on Derek & Romaine’s weekly live show, and they bring you that episode today! Is farting in a relationship a no-no? And if not
Vows Sh!t
Hosts and husbands, Marko and Tony (@thecritellis) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. Because it is their 6-year wedding anniversary, we are highlighting their love and commitment to one another. They may not be great at documenting their time together, but their love for one another goes beyond pictures or IG Reels. Check them out on social media and show them some love! Then, the guys gather to talk about their wedding vows and what they mean to themselves and each other. What do vows me
Supportive Sh!t
Cuties, Brad and Cody (@brad.and.cody), inspire us; that is why they are our #QueerRelationshipGoals for the week. This Raleigh-based couple not only built a beautiful life together, but they manage to do it with smiles on their faces and this is why we think they’re great. Check them out on IG and make sure you let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony get together to talk about what being a supportive partner means to them. Do you think you’re as supportive of your partner as
Scheduling Intimacy Sh!t
Top contenders for our #QueerRelationshipGoals for the year, Andie and Jess (@twobabesonebarn) grace our conversation and social media pages, as they solidify the reasons why we started this highlight, to begin with. These Reno-based parents are the perfect example of love and light and we are so excited to give them a spotlight. Check them out on social media and let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about a topic that sounds incredibly boring and the equiv
Blue Balls Sh!t
This week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals are so obviously amazing and supportive of each other that we just HAD to feature them! Please allow us to introduce you to Tim (@tklockhart) and his husband Joseph (@married2themidwest). These foster parents are an incredible combination of social worker and military man who travel the world, enjoy cookies, and look good while having fun! Check them out on IG and make sure you let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony grab a couple of ice pac
First Sight Sh!t
We absolutely love, love … but more than that, we LOVE the relationship of Christen (@chrisssiee_)and Heather (@hlfazz), our #QueerRelationshipGoals for the week. This mother duo is all the best parts of support, kindness, devotion, and connection wrapped up in one fantastic relationship. We are such fans of them and their family and know you will be too. Check them out on IG and make sure you let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about the concept of ‘love
Past & Present Sh!t
This week’s amazing and inspiring couple for #QueerRelationshipGoals are Frank (@vignolagram) and Troy (@instablackmon). World travelers, person motivators, heart resuscitators, and all-around excellent human beings, these guys are sure to make you smile and (dare we say it) set a great example for the rest of us. Be sure to tell them that the Critellis sent you because they are so adored that they may need you to guide them to the source of the referral! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk ab
Emergency Sh!t
Cute and quaint Tennessee couple, Brandon and Sam (@brandon.and.sam) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. When they’re not busy traveling and loving on their two dogs, they’re busy loving on one another and inspiring us. Follow them on IG, double-tap their photos, and show them just how great they are. Then, Marko and Tony sit down at the Critable with an important update about their lives and what has been going on with Tony’s health. August was a challenging month for the couple and they
Renaissance Sh!t
Season 6 opens with highlighting Kelvin and Reginald’s (@uncomplicatedtruestory) relationship as our #QueerRelationshipGoals. This gorgeous, Atlanta-based couple, is everything we love about love - sweet on each other and amazing together! Check them out on IG and let them know @thecritellis sent you. Then, after much anticipation (wink), Marko and Tony gather to talk about the most talked about album of 2022 … Beyoncé’s ‘Renaissance’. Of course Marko is a fan, but how does the album measure up
Marriage Sh!t
This week, we are highlighting the godfather of voguing, Willi Ninja as our #QueerHistory. After catching the attention of director Jennie Livingston and being the subject of the critically-acclaimed documentary Paris is Burning, Willi Ninja and voguing became a mainstay of ballroom and popular culture. His contribution to queer people as a whole is unparalleled, and the reason we are so excited to tell his story on this week’s episode. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about the decision to
Chosen Family Sh!t
LGBTQ+ rights activist and DOMA fighter, Edith Windsor is this week’s #QueerHistory. After meeting and falling in love with Thea Spyer, the two married in Canada at a time when gay marriage was not legal in the United States. When Spyer passed and Windsor was left as the executor and sole beneficiary to Spyer’s estate, the US government tried to tax Windsor for her earnings, not acknowledging a federal spousal deduction extended to opposite-sex couples. Windsor took this to the Supreme Court and
No New Sh!t | 6.15
The Critellis had a busy week and have no new episode for you all. Catch up on previous episodes of the podcast and get caught up on your Relationsh!t guests, topics, and laughs. The guys will harass your ears next week.Shit to Put On Your Radar:RELATIONSH!T X MARVIS PRIDE MONTH GIVEAWAY!!! During Pride Month, we are giving away a Marvis 7 Days of Flavor Gift Set to four selected winners. Head to our social media pages (@podrelationshit), answer the questions, and cross your fingers!BUY A RELATI
Aging Sh!t
Trans socialite and chef, Lucy Hicks Anderson is this week’s #QueerHistory. In 1945, Lucy was arrested and tried for perjury after authorities discovered she was assigned male at birth but lived life as a married woman. The Ventura County district attorney argued that Lucy lied about her sex when applying for a marriage license, therefore perjuring herself and her husband at a time when trans visibility did not exist. Join us in celebrating a true queer icon and learn more about the aftermath of
Pride Sh!t
To celebrate Pride Month, Marko and Tony are highlighting Leonard Matlovich, the very first military servicemember to publicly come out. In 1975, Matlovich came out to his superiors which led to his military discharge and immediate media spotlight, including a TIME Magazine cover proclaiming, “I Am a Homosexual”. Matlovich died at the age of 44 due to AIDS-related complications, but his contribution to the LGBTQ+ community is why he is this week’s #QueerHistory icon. Then, to kick off Pride Mont
Make Out Sh!t
Fabulous, fashionable fiances Victoria (@vickto_willy) and Lindsay (@benniebaby_) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. These ladies leave us wanting for nothing: there is romance, inspiration, sexiness, laughter: they’ve got it all! Check them out on Instagram and make sure you let them know the Critellis sent you! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about the long-lost art of making out. Are there specific techniques that you should employ (or avoid)? Should you keep making out, long into
Blowjob Sh!t
Long-distance lovers, Alberto and Jordan (@albertoandjordan) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. The guys have managed to keep their relationship thriving between Mexico and France, and they are better for it. Their love for one another is so inspiring and we love to see it! Check them out on Instagram and make sure you let them know the Critellis sent you! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about everybody’s favorite topic: blowjobs - or more specifically, giving and receiving oral sex
Porn Sh!t
Brooklyn-based mama’s Nyesha and Samantha (@twomommiesandababy) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, and we could not be more excited to highlight them! These HBIC’s are not only winning in the relationship department, but they are killing it in the monetary department as well. Join them on their parenting and financial journey and make sure you let them know the Critellis sent you! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about PORN! Is porn a part of your day-to-day life and if so … how does
Criticism Sh!t
Miami’s finest is on display with this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. Kerry and Pierre (@kerryandpierre). Take a quick peek at this incredible, fit, happy, black-gay-magic couple, and see what all the fuss is about!. Give them a few double taps and let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about criticism within a relationship and whether it is helpful or hurtful to couples. Where is the line between constructive criticism and blunt rudeness? Then, the guys fin
Church Sh!t
This week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals is a first for us: we highlight a couple living in Israel! This Tel Aviv-based couple has everything we love about love and they are totally worth the follow! Go check out Itzik (@itzik_tlv) and his husband Eli (@eliraz27) on IG and let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony enter the virtual church for a difficult conversation about what the tabernacle of trauma has meant to them (and to a lot of other queer people). We review some interesting
Travel Sh!t
Tucson husbands, Blake and Matthew (@blakeandmatthew) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, and for very good reason. Not only are these two incredibly adorable together, but we also enjoy following them through their adoption journey and know they will be wonderful parents. Support them by checking out their website (HERE). Then, Marko and Tony get together ahead of their trip to Greece to talk about how they plan a vacation and who is more high-maintenance when it comes to packing. Are yo
Flirty Sh!t
Wives Erika & Meghan (@twolesbiansinlove), are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. We are obsessed with these grounded, honest, unashamed, beautiful beings. They are so lovely together and we could not be happier to share them with you. Check them out on IG and let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony get together to talk about flirtation. Listen in to find out whether we think we know how to flirt. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll groan at the cheesy pick-up lines. It is equa
Mixtape Sh!t
This week, we are celebrating Brian Mazelin and Alec Tomlin (@meetthemazelins), and recognizing them as our #QueerReltaionshipGoals for the week, because … DUH. Look at them! This example of black love is the truest form of companionship and we just love to see it. Check them out on IG and make sure you let them know the Critellis sent you! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about playing music during sex - and more specifically; creating a sex mixtape. Have you ever created a sex mixtape,
Libido Sh!t
This week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals are an amazing married couple, Ash and Jess (@lez_be_in_love_). These ladies are all smiles and sunshine. We fell in love with them instantly and we are sure you will too. Check them out on IG and let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony talk about a touchy topic (pun intended): differing levels of libido in a long-term relationship. How do you manage when one of you wants to throw down constantly while the other is fine with less frequent fo
Exes Sh!t
Fiancées, Kurt Moore (@the_kurt_moore) and Emmitt Jackson (@emmitt.jackson), are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, and we absolutely love this couple. Not only are they easy on the eyes, but they are incredibly adorable together - there is nothing like two attractive, muscular men in love. We are inspired by their romance and think you will be too. Check them out on IG and let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Marko and Tony get together to talk about the effect your exes may have on yo
Support Sh!t
We love this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Shyheim and Sean (@theseanandshyshow), and know you will too. This gorgeous, east coast-based, #BlackLove couple, could not be more adorable together. From sharing hairstyles to sharing adventures, these guys are everything we love about love. Follow them on IG and find out why we are obsessed. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about supporting one another, and what that looks like in their own relationship. What does support mean to you and are
Boredom Sh!t
This week, we are highlighting Stanley and Jackson Alvey (@stanleyandjackson) as our #QueerRelationshipGoals. These guys are just too adorable to pass up! We didn’t bring our tape measure but we are pretty sure there is less than two inches between them in every picture: they are just so darn affectionate! Give them a follow on IG - you’ll be glad you did! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about boredom. Do you feel less than thrilled in your relationship? Are you finding yourself immersed i
Slow Down Sh!t
This week, Atlanta-based partners (@caras_atl) are our #QueerRelationshipGoals. After coming to her queer identity later in life after marriage and a child, Cara met Cara, and the rest is history. With so much love and joy within their family, this couple shows us that true love has different plans for us. Give them a follow on IG - you’ll be glad you did! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about slowing down. Too often, one or both parts of a couple move too fast, completely missing the
Same Sh!t
We LOVE love, but we love this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals even more. Karl and Erry (@sokarlnerry) are giving us every ounce of life we never knew we needed. Their undeniable love for one another and adorable connection is black love at its best. We just know you will enjoy them just as much as we do, so make sure you give them a follow. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to have the same fight, on a different day. What is with this relationship phenomenon, and how do we stop the endless cycl
Tit-for-Tat Sh!t
This week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals are the incomparable Daniel (@danifyi) and Gregory (@kiiing_gregory). These gorgeous, successful, happy gents are the perfect pick for Valentine’s Day! We can honestly say that theirs is the embodiment of what we had in mind when we created this segment: an exceptional example that can inspire us all. Then, Marko and Tony discuss the all-too-common problem of getting into a tit-for-tat situation; the vicious cycle that is so easy to fall into. The guys are ver
News Sh!t
Gay penguins, Elmer and Lima are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. The pair have welcomed their first chick by way of surrogacy, at the Rosamund Gifford Zoo in Syracuse, New York. After forming a pair bond for the current breeding season, they brilliantly incubated an egg through to hatching and birth, and are now doing a great job with raising their baby. Check out the story here and give our queer animals the support they deserve! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to catch up on news stories fr
Chores Sh!t
Soon-to-be fathers, Bryan and Chris (@bryan.and.chris) are the #QueerRelationshipGoals of the first episode … OF SEASON FIVE! These guys and their love for one another lets us know they will be amazing fathers and we cannot wait to follow their adventures once the babies are born. Check them out and let them know the Critellis sent you! Then Marko and Tony gather to talk about the chore wars that are (likely) happening in every household. How do you and your partner split chores? Finally, the g
Best Interviews Sh!t
For the last episode of 2021, the Critellis finalize their ultimate #QueerRelationshipGoals of 2021 ranking and announce the winners! We are so excited to highlight this couple again, as they are an inspiration, former guests, and friends from afar (and hopefully nearby) and they are … Dee and Elle (@dee_n_elle). Make sure you check them out on IG and support Girlfriend’s Budget and Dee’s book! Give them your love - you’ll be glad you did! Then, Marko and Tony highlight their favorite interviews
Listener Sh!t
To close out 2021, Marko and Tony countdown to the ultimate #QueerRelationshipGoals of the fourth season. Join the guys as they highlight their favorite couples and revisit their impact on the podcast, the Critellis, and the queer relationship narrative. Who do you think will win? Then a trip down memory lane brings the guys to the best Listener Sh!tuations voicemails and emails of the year. Whether it is how to handle a partner that doesn’t want to get the vaccine and all your trips and adven
Caretaking Sh!t
We fell in love with this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Paul Margolin and Sergio Zapata (@paulheartsergio), for SO many reasons. Not only are they gorgeous, successful, and insanely in love with one another, but they are also wonderful and so full of life - and it makes us smile. If you want to smile too, check them out on IG! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about a very important vow: “In sickness and health …”. When your partner is sick, it can be very difficult to see them suffer -
Gift Giving Sh!t
Beefy beaus, TJ (@racintj), and Bruce (@thenamesbruce1219) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals! We absolutely love this couple for more than just their muscles - we love their intelligence, success, hobbies, adventures, and of course their love for each other. They are incredible and we know that you all will love them just as much. Then, Marko and Tony get together to talk about the art of good gift-giving - and the demise of bad gift-giving. Do you consider yourself a good gift giver? Wh
Critelli Crap
Wives, Tina and Toya (@find_her_keep_her) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. Based in Florida, this insanely gorgeous couple is giving us everything we love in an inspirational couple: love, passion, travel, adventure, and their undeniable boss bitch status! This is black love at its finest and we are absolutely obsessed with them. Check them out on IG and fall in love with them too! Then, because it is a Holiday week, Marko and Tony were lazy and did not record a new episode for the podc
Size Sh!t
Fiancés, Bradley and Sam (@bradleyandsam) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. This Minneapolis-based couple loves adventure and each other … and we just LOVE them! Check out their profiles and see all the ways their connection makes them such an adorable couple - and one of our faves. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about whether or not size really does matter. How many inches is necessary to properly please you? And, how does your penis measure up? The guys take a long and hard look
Cheating Sh!t
In Derek and Romaine’s absence, Marko and Tony takeover the DNR 2.0 live show and talk about cheating. Nobody likes a cheater and there is nothing worse than being cheated on - but how do you recover after the original shock of such a betrayal? If you were ever cheated on, how would you react? What does being cheated say about you … or the person that cheated on you? The Critellis sit down with DNR Studios producer, JB, to talk about this topic and more. Tune in and let us know your thoughts!Shi
Violence Sh!t
This week, fiancés Ryan Tyler (@cookwithryan) and Michael Mugo (@moo.go) grace the podcast with their adorableness and undeniable love for one another. This chef and accountant not only look amazing together but also show us that relationships are so much better when adventure and friendship are at the forefront. Check them out on IG and show them some love! TRIGGER WARNING - Marko and Tony sit down to talk about a problem plaguing the LGBTQ+ community: intimate partner violence. So many queer r
Finance Sh!t
This week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals hail from Saint Paul, Minnesota. See Shane and Taylor (@barleysboys) in all their flannel glory. You are going to love their picturesque relationship. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about finances. What does it mean when one partner earns more than the other? Is splitting bills 50/50 the only way to manage a household? You might be surprised to find out the answer. Finally, the guys are joined at the Virtual Critable by former #QRGs Coach Dee (@deetoxli
Connection Sh!t
Boss baes, Chantal Singleton (@thechantalsingleton), and her wife Roben (@robentheceo) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals - and we LOVE them. CEO, Life Coaching, Interior Designing, Real Estate Investing … these ladies do it ALL. Check out their love and many hustles by following them on IG - you’ll be happy that you did! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about emotional and physical connections with your partner - but more specifically, how to build an emotional connection that leads t
Whole Sh!t
We can't get enough of our San Diego-based #QueerRelationshipGoals Jeremy Alan (@jer.alan) and his husband Jedd Davis (@jedd_with_2ds). Smiles, sunshine, and SKIN ... these guys have it all! They are adorable separately and together and we absolutely love them and know you will too. Check them out on IG! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to revisit a season one topic: being a whole person before getting into a relationship. There is nothing sexier than a person that knows themselves and has gotten
Back-in-the-Day Sh!t
SWOOOOOON. This week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals has our hearts MELTING. We are in love with wives and mommies, Mary Elizabeth (@marygee_14) and Marissa Escalante (@meeesss_). Stunning, successful, and insanely sweet on each other - these ladies are pure perfection. We absolutely love them and know you will too! Check them out on IG when you can. Then, Mako and Tony chat with one another about gays of the past, as they reflect on queer history and the pioneers that fought for the freedoms the LGBT
Representation Sh!t
This week, Mauricio (@mbcmia) and Stephen (@ssc831), the husbands and fathers at @mydosdads are our #QueerRelationshipGoals. Not only are they unapologetically human and wonderfully relatable, but they are also fathers to a beautiful little girl. You can check out the book of their adoption journey here. We absolutely love them and think you will too! Then, Marko and Tony get together to talk about the current state of queer representation in entertainment, especially on TV and in sports. The g
Cuffing Sh!t
This week, Devon Gibby (@devon.gibby) and his boyfriend Jocelyn Maesato (@mjmaximmx) are our #QueerRelationshipGoals, because … just look at them! Not only is Devon a father to two boys, but his relationship with Jocelyn is fun, adventurous, and full of undeniable love.Check them out on IG! You’re going to love them too. Then, Marko and Tony get together to talk about the start of cuffing season. Foreign to them, tis the season to get cuffed up, but how does it work exactly? And why is it such
Vacation Sh!t
NYC husbands and dog dads, Lukus (@lukus) and Sean Estok (@seanestok) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals and we cannot get enough of them! Between the restaurant, the new home in P-Town, and the smiles, we don't know what makes us love them more! Check them out on IG and fall in love with them too! You’ll be glad you did. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about vacationing as a couple and how to make traveling to your dream destination successful. If you’ve ever traveled with your part
Friendship Sh!t
There is nothing better than this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals Bryan and Peter Simmons-Scie (@simmonsscieguys). These Harlem-based husbands are the definition of (black) love and we are here for it! Their adventures (and painted nails) are perfect and we know you are going to love them just as much as we do. Then, Marko and Tony gather to talk about friendships and how theirs have affected their relationship. Is it tough to maintain friendships while in a relationship? And what do you do if yo
Maxxie La Wow Sh!t
This week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals introduces us to the adorable relationship of wives, Alex (@alxmorgn) and Whitney Morgan (@thewhitneymorgan). These nurses from Utah are beyond adorable and insanely sweet on one another, which is why we are inspired by them. Check them out on IG and fall in love with them the way we did! Then, Marko and Tony are joined by the creator of the future animated feature film, Maxxie La Wow, Anthony Hand (@anthonyhand). Anthony joins the guys at the Virtual Critab
Monogamy Sh!t
A trip to España introduces us to this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Nel and Lluis (@islandgaycouple). With sunshine, fresh air, and the beach as the backdrop to their love story, it’s no wonder Nel and Lluis’ romance is flourishing! Check them out on IG and join us in wishing for this kind of love and tan lines. Then, Marko and Tony update us all on what is going on in the world with a rare edition of In Queer News. Join the guys as they talk about Afghanistan, Jojo Siwa, and the Catholic ch
Baggage Sh!t
We celebrate black love this week by recognizing this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Stevie (@steviet_fitness), and Patrick (@patrickparrish). What do you get when you couple two insanely attractive, accomplished, and genuine people together? A romance meant to be highlighted - and we thank Stevie and Patrick for making that possible. Check them out and show them some love! You’ll be glad you did. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about the baggage they’ve brought to their relationship and
Nicknames Sh!t
This week starts off with entrepreneurs and husbands Martin and Ari (@martin_and_ari) as our #QueerRelationshipGoals! These world travelers have taken some of the best pictures we have ever seen on the podcast. Their love and laughter comes through in every transcontinental shot. Go see for yourselves: you’ll be glad that you did. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about the weird world of nicknames. Is it a sign of a healthy relationship to have odd, unique names that you call each other? I
Gym Sh!t
Gaia (@gaiasynaesthesia) & Valen (@valenmess) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. These Italian goddesses love Earth, love plants, and love each other in such a powerful and artistic way, we know their romance will inspire novels and movies. Check them out on IG, and fall in love with them! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to work out their thoughts about the gym without stepping foot into one. Queer people (especially gay men) have a unique relationship to the gym and the guys want to bette
Dating Sh!t
Las Vegas residents and husbands Wade (@waderamsamooj) and Garren Ramsamooj (@itsgarrenteed) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals and we are so happy to highlight them! With so much love and even more passion between them, these guys (@wearedoublewade) give us all reason to LOVE love. Check them out on IG and let them know the Critellis sent you! Then, with 12-years out of the game, Marko and Tony get together to talk about dating and the correct way to do it in 2021. Setting standards and pu
Fetishizing Sh!t
When it comes to relatability and accessibility, this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals couple is the embodiment of both those words. Toby and Michael (@tobyandmichael) are an incredible couple living in Maine. They are always smiling, always smooching, and always outdoors! Check out their enthralling, joy-producing profile and double-tap some love for them Next, the Critellis talk about the fetishization of marginalized groups and how they have experienced the issue. Is filtering by race on an ap
After Dark Sh!t
Love, love, love, love … precious love. Who are we talking about? This week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Toby Riseborough (@tdriseborough) and his partner, Aaron Petrella (@apetrella15). Such a lovely couple - so much love between the two of them and we just can’t get enough. Check them out on IG and return the love! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to play another rousing game on the show. This round? Tonight’s Conversation: After Dark. Light some candles, press play on your “Sex Mixtape”, and l
Hot Girl Sh!t
The podcast has featured some amazing couples for our #QueerRelationshipGoals but we can honestly say that we have never seen magic like this before. Briannah and Shaun (@brieandshaun) light up our screens and our hearts with their authenticity and tenacity. The pictures from their wedding are warm and classic. The two immediately made us smile and we are certain they will do the same for you! Next, the guys talk about this Hot Girl Summer we are experiencing. With many of us vaccinated and read
Underwear Sh!t
What do you get when you combine a Canadian-born Asian digital creator with a Black singer/songwriter and model? The amazing, New York-based relationship of Barry (@asianmapleleaf) and Teraj (@teraj08). This sexy duo are traveling the world in style, laughing and loving each other all the way around the globe. They are a fantastic inspiration to return us to our #QueerRelationshipGoals. Next, the guys talk about the gay male community’s obsession with underwear. They cover the basics of what’s
Healthy, Happy Sh!t
We round out our Pride Month focus on #QueerHistory by highlighting right-hand man to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Bayard Rustin. Rustin was an African-American leader in social movements for civil rights, socialism, nonviolence, and gay rights, and is responsible for organizing the March on Washington and teaching MLK about Gandhi and nonviolence. A behind-the-scenes inspiration and an unsung hero - we stan Bayard Rustin. Then, Marko and Tony are joined by author and life coach, Ted Smith, to
Let's Talk Sh!t
Our #QueerHistory takes us out of the stratosphere, as we highlight LGBTQ+ astronaut, Sally Ride, this week. As the very first American woman in outer space, and third woman (ever) in space - and also the youngest American to travel the cosmos, Ride was both groundbreaking and inspirational - couple her accomplishments with her relationship with Tam O'Shaughnessy, and you’ll see why she is an icon for the queer community. Then, Marko and Tony are joined with gameshow host-in-training, Erika, as
Positions Sh!t
The story of Barbara Jordan is this week’s #QueerHistory. As a Democrat, Jordan was the first African American elected to the Texas Senate after Reconstruction. She was a lawyer, educator, and leader for the Civil Rights Movement - and she was a lesbian! Her partner, Nancy Earl was a behind-the-scenes partner, but in the forefront of Jordan’s care when she was later diagnosed with multiple sclerosis and leukemia. She was a pioneer and inspiration - so learn more about her on the episode! Top,
Whitewashing Sh!t
It’s the second week of Pride month and we are highlighting the Compton’s Cafeteria riot of 1966 as part of our #QueerHistory. Before Stonewall, drag queens and trans people in the Tenderloin district of San Francisco experienced constant police harassment and in August of 1966, fought back in one of the first LGBT-related riots, marking the beginning of transgender activism. Happy Pride! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about a phenomenon that is affecting gay culture (and most things):
Thirst Trap Sh!t
It is Pride Month and for the next four weeks, the guys will highlight a different pioneer and contributor to the queer community with their segment #QueerHistory. This week, Marko and Tony talk about American gay liberation activist, William Dorsey Swann. Born into slavery, he was the first person in the United States to lead a queer resistance group and the first known person to self-identify as a "queen of drag." Tune in to learn more about the culture! Then, the guys sit down to talk about
Zodiac Sh!t
Wanna see true love? Then look no further than this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Keema and Aleigha (@keema.aleigha). We love black love and we love these two - not only are they dangerously in love with one another but their love for life and journey through it (together) is such a treat to watch! Check them out on IG and join in on the joy. Then, Marko and Tony tackle compatibility by way of the zodiac signs, yet again. All charts say that the guys shouldn’t work, but for some reason, they
Bickering Sh!t
Luca Andrisani (@2daddies1baby) and his husband, Jaime (@jbvnyc) make zaddy and daddy look amazing!! With an adorable family (complete with little Elena), successful careers, gym-toned bodies, and NYC-living, it’s no wonder these guys are fun to watch. Check them out on Instagram, give them a follow, and see why they’ve inspired Marko and Tony to be future daddies themselves. Then, the guys sit down to talk about what things have caused them to bicker throughout the 12-year duration of their re
Patreon Sh!t
We could not be more excited about this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals and once you see them, we’re sure you’ll feel the same way. The Ash[lee + ley]’s (@ash.mb) and (@ceomaltbia) are #EVERYTHING! Successful, beautiful, in love, and beyond aspirational … their love for one another is giving us the full-on swoons! Check them out on IG and fall in love with them too! Marko had sinus surgery last week, but the Critellis didn’t want to leave you without an episode - so they put together their fav
Interracial Sh!t
Our hearts are full after watching the engagement of this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Eric Vander Lee (@ejvl) and Robby Vargas (@rrvc07). Their story popped up on @upworthy and the Critelli's fell in love instantly - the proposal of a nurse and an EMT is perfect for a RomCom. Check them out on IG as we’re sure you’ll fall in love with them too! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to tackle the interracial dating topic … again. With so much going on in the world, from a social justice standpoint,
Annoying Sh!t
We couldn’t resist highlighting this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Emile Ennis Jr. (@emileennisjr) and AJ Gibson (@_ajgibson). We didn’t think it was possible, but yet another interracial queer couple has mesmerized the Critelli’s and they’re here (with some friends) to talk about how amazing these guys are. Emile and AJ are incredible - they are so full of love and joy and an IG page only tells half the story. Check them out and fall in love with them! We know you will. Then, Marko and Ton
Pets Sh!t
This week, Marko and Tony highlight inquiring #QueerRelationshipGoals, Margarita (@magsq1211) and Belki (@itsbelki). Margarita reached out to the guys and wanted to share her relationship with our listeners. She says, “My fiancée and I met at a lesbian bad called Henrietta’s in NYC … She is the first woman I’ve ever dated … Now, I would never look back! We’ve been together for 2 years, known each other for 3 years, and she just proposed 3/27!” We love, love. And we LOVE these two - so go fo
Thriving Sh!t
Actor, Dane de Bruin (@danedebruin) and real estate agent Mitch Allen (@mitchsellssocal) are this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals. Not only are these beefcakes visually appealing, but their love feels like a romance novel in life - two amazingly attractive men build a loving and beautiful life together in Southern California … it just writes itself! We adore these two and think you will enjoy them just as much! Follow them on IG and make sure you let them know the Critellis sent you. Then, Ma
Gift Sh!t
We are in love with this week’s Canadian #QueerRelationshipGoals, Bruce Friars (@rbrucefriars) and his husband Edgar Friars (@edgarfriars). Of course, we love an interracial gay couple - but we love relationships full of adventure even more, and these two have both! Check them out on IG and show them some Critelli-style appreciation. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about the art of gift-giving in a relationship and whether or not they're good gift-givers. If you had to guess, who do you t
TV Sh!t
We jumped across the pond to highlight this week’s #QueerRelationshipGoals, Paul Dennison (@tallpaul.dennison) and his boyfriend Joshua Smith (@joshuaraymond.smith). The height difference alone is endearing, but their love for one another is even better - making them adorable and our faves! Check them out on IG and let them know we sent you! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about their favorite topic: television! They talk about shows they watch together and separately, and what watchin
Gross Sh!t
This week, our #QueerRelationshipGoals are Florida residents and husbands, Weatherman Greg Dee (@gregdeeweather) and Vinnithadeu (@dvithadeu). A year of marriage and a lifetime of adventure (and love) make these two such an adorable couple and our new faves! Check them out on IG - we're sure you'll love them too. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about being gross and vulnerable with your partner. Are you comfortable enough with your partner to let them see every part of you. Is exposur
Healthy Sh!t
This week's couple is both a #QueerRelationshipGoals and inspiration ... and we LOVE them. Dee and Elle (@dee_n_elle) spend so much time bettering others and themselves, and it is no wonder their smiles are so bright and their spirits are so beautiful. We love them and know you will too - check them out and give them some love! The guys sit down to talk about the importance of being healthy and how it can positively or negatively affect your relationship. Does your partner challenge you to cho
Wardrobe Sh!t
Fiancés, Yannick Regh (@yannick.regh), and Jonny Foe (@jonnyfoe) are this week's #QueerRelationshipGoals. Coming to us all the way from Hamburg, Germany, these two are a wonderful example of true love in the form of a power couple and we are here for it! Check them out on IG and let them know we sent you. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about Tony's (least) favorite topic: clothing. They talk about how important a wardrobe is and how dressing to impress your partner may (or may not) be a d
Technology Sh!t
Join us in celebrating this week's #QueerRelationshipGoals, Ryan Vos (@msp_beard) and his husband Eric Orrington (@orr.is.it). Their love for one another and social media support of the podcast have made them fast favorites of Marko and Tony. Check them out on IG and give them some love! Then, the Critellis sit down to talk about the toll technology can take on a relationship. Are you tuned into your partner? Or is technology taking over your life? Then, the guys are joined at the Virtual Crita
Life Coach Sh!t
We just love this week's #QueerRelationshipGoals, Kelsey Janae (@justkelseyjanae) and her fiancee, Kymaria Starr (@k.stareya). There couples' IG page (@houseofk.love) shows just how in love they are - and we are here for it! Check out their IG pages and give them a double-tap or two. Then, Marko and Tony are joined by Singer/Songwriter & ICF certified professional Life Coach best known for his child actor days as "that gay kid from School of Rock", Brian Falduto (@brianfalduto) joins the guys a
Ice Breaker Sh!t
This week, newlyweds Jaiden Roazario (@its_jaidenrozario) and Christopher Rozario (@c.ryan_p) are our #QueerRelationshipGoals. This Dallas-based couple is so stylish and SO in love. We truly enjoy their Instagram profiles and love for one another. Check them out on Instagram and make sure you tell them the Critelli's sent you! Then, Marko and Tony play another game, meant to spark conversation with one another. Tune in to hear fun(ny) ice breaker questions for couples to ask on their next dat
Intimacy Sh!t
To say we are obsessed with this week's #QueerRelationshipGoals would be the understatement of the year. Jeanette and Lauryn (@4theloveofdillard), are our new favorites! We love these ladies so much and love the way they love each other. You can tell there is a genuine connection there, and we are big fans. Check them out on IG and make sure you tell them we sent you! Then, because Valentine's Day is coming up, Marko and Tony play a game that is said to reignite their love for one another -
Potential Sh!t
Husbands, Dre B. (@dretheblueprint_) and Will Smith (@willpowers_) are this week's #QueerRelationshipGoals! Based in DC, these beautiful Black men are showing love in a way that is meaningful for any and everyone. We are obsessed with them and think you will feel the same way. Follow them on IG and let them know we sent you. Then, the Critelli's sit down to talk about falling in love with someone's potential, instead of falling in love with them. Have you ever built up an image of what you tho
Laughter Sh!t
We are starry-eyed about this week's #QueerRelationshipGoals, Kelsey Pearson (@kelseystacypearson) and her partner, H. Pearson (@h.m.pearson). Not only are they both absolutely STUNNING, but their apparent love and adoration for one another is exactly what relationships are made of. Check them out on IG and fall in love with them too! "The most wasted of all days is one without laughter" - EE Cummings. This week, Marko and Tony talk about the importance of laughter in general and within your
Cooking Sh!t
Nous aimons this week's #GayRelationshipGoals - Paris lovers, Chris and Sunny (@chris.and.sunny). The admiration for one another is enough to make anybody "oooooh" and "ahhhhh". But beyond that, they look like they truly love one another, and we are all for that. To love someone in The City of Love is a dream we all don't want to be awakened from, but follow the guys on IG in the meantime and maybe your dreams will come true. Then, the Critellis get together to talk about cooking (a topic Marko
Perfection Sh!t
Welcome to the Season 4 premiere of the podcast! We open the episode by highlighting Mike and Steph (@davenportontheroad) as our #QueerRelationshipGoals! This travelers/lovers duo are perfect in every way. There is nothing better than having your best friend along for the journey and it's obvious these guys enjoy one another. Check them out on IG and let us know what you think! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about the concept of individual and relationship perfectionism. Is it healthy
Virtual Meet & Greet pt. 2 | January
Tomorrow is the day!After listening to the Season 4 premiere of the podcast (dropping on Wednesday, January 13th) join us at 8pm EST for our first-ever Virtual Meet & Greet! Marko and Tony will be joining listeners to discuss the new episode of the podcast, the topic, and getting to know you all a bit better. Sign up here, come have a drink with the Critellis, and find a fun way to spend a Wednesday night. We are looking forward to seeing you all!Get Help | If you need a licensed therapist but
Virtual Meet & Greet pt. 1 | January
Join us on Wednesday, January 13th for our first-ever Virtual Meet & Greet!! After the season four premiere of the podcast, join Marko and Tony to discuss the episode and topic, have a drink with them, and get to know @thecritellis a bit better. Head to podrelationshit.com/signup today, and submit your information for an invitation to our Virtual Meet & Greet. See you there!Get Help | If you need a licensed therapist but can't leave your home, go to www.betterhelp.com/critellis and get some he
Season 4 Sh!t
Join us for the season 4 premiere of the podcast, on Wednesday, January 13th! Marko and Tony bring you a trailer, letting you know all the things you can expect from the podcast in the new season! Take a listen and let us know how excited you are for the fourth season of the Relationsh!t Podcast.Get Help | If you need a licensed therapist but can't leave your home, go to www.betterhelp.com/critellis and get some help, today. Support the showSh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh
Giving You The Best That I Got
"Everybody's got opinionsAbout the way they think our story's gonna endSome folks feel it's just a superficial thrillEverybody's gonna have to think again" FIRST VERSE: 2020 is almost over, and with that - the end of the third season of this (sh!tty little) podcast! Marko and Tony close out the last episode by bringing you the "best of the best" from this year's #GayRelationshipGoals, conversations, Listener Sh!tuations, and guests! Check out the end-of-the-year review with the Critellis and
You Make Me Sick
"In the 6 now, so hotGotta pull all the windows downEyes lead and I'm thinking bout the sheets nowWondering should I really take it there now" FIRST VERSE: We cannot get enough of this week's #GayRelationshipGoals, host of the @queersconverse podcast, Carmen (@_cocoamelia) and her finacé, Jas (@jazzernaut) - our new obsession. These two are not only fun to look at, but their love for one another is intoxicating and so much fun to witness. We love them and think you will too, so make sure you
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas
"A pair of Hopalong boots and a pistol that shootsIs the wish of Barney and BenDolls that'll talk and will go for a walkIs the hope of Janice and JenAnd Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again" FIRST VERSE: We are such fans of the beautiful relationship that is D. Antwuan Roper (@_dantwuan) and Jerrell (@jus_jerrell). These guys are insanely gorgeous and so is their coupling; the dictionary definition of black love. We love them so much and think you all will too! Christmas is
Relationsh!t Presents: #QueerBiz | The Paper Genius
Marko and Tony are joined by the owner of The Paper Genius in Philadelphia, PA!Paper Genius was created out of a desire to express creativity and convey feelings. Before launching, much time was spent designing cards, paper crafts and gifts that mix the modern and the traditional while drawing inspiration from pop culture, vibrantly rich colors seen while traveling, and contrasting the textures of a bustling city. LISTENERS OF THE EPISODE CAN SHOP AT papergeniuscards.com OR etsy.com TODAY, AND
Can We Talk?
"I startedTo write you lettersBut I wantedTo be more cleverI wanted to get down and sweet talk you" FIRST VERSE: Steven and Dmitrii (@beardedhusbands) are our #GayRelationshipGoals for the week! These Norway-based gents are beautifully coupled and scrolling through their IG page will prove just that. When a Canadian opera singer and Russian engineer get together, you're bound to see fireworks. Check them out and take part in the magic! Then, Marko and Tony do something a little different a
I Do Not Hook Up
"I can't cook, no, but I can cleanUp the mess she leftLay your head down and feel the beatAs I kiss your forehead" FIRST VERSE: This week, we are obsessed with husbands Roger Hazard (@rogerhazardofficial) and Chris Stout-Hazard (@stouthazard) AKA Roger and Chris (@rogerandchris). We love both their brute and their business acumen - as they are the owners of a beautiful furniture and interior decoration business. Not only are these guys ridiculously handsome, but they are beautifully talented,
Nothing to See Here
NO NEW EPISODE THIS WEEK ...With Thanksgiving coming up, the Critellis are taking a break this week. But, make sure you listen to the previous week's episodes and get caught up on your favorite podcast!Support the showSh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at relationshitquestions@gmail.com. Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Rela
Anxiety
"I'm filled up with pain tryin' to gain my sanity Everywhere I turn it's embedded in front of meNowhere to go gotta shake this anxietyGot me feelin' strange" FIRST VERSE: Adrienne Michelle (@adriennemichelletherapy) and Brittany Glover (@lb.glover) are this week's #GayRelationshipGoals, not because they are smart, successful, gorgeous, talented, philanthropic, and incredibly in love with one another ... but because they're all those things and MORE. We are so taken by these ladies; everything
Never Gonna Give You Up
"We're no strangers to loveYou know the rules and so do IA full commitment's what I'm thinking ofYou wouldn't get this from any other guy" FIRST VERSE: This week's #GayRelationshipGoals takes us on a journey around the world! Seattle-based beaus, Samuel Weber and Craig (@samandcraigtravel) let love and adventure rule their relationship - the main reason we chose them this week! Check them out and dive into their adorable connection and jaunts around the globe - you'll be glad you did! Then
Hey Mama
"Yes I be your womanYes I be your babyYes I be whatever that you tell me when you readyYes I be your girl, forever your ladyYou ain't never gotta worry, I'm down for you baby" FIRST VERSE: Atlanta husbands, Samson Drexel (@samsondrexel) and Chris Lugo (@thechrislugo) - (@thehusbandshow) are this week's #GayRelationshipGoals. Not only are they ridiculously adorable, but they are also shirtlessly in love ... and we are HERE for it. Follow them on IG and fall in love with them too! And then,
Heard 'Em Say
"Cause every worthless word we got more far awayAnd nothing's ever promised tomorrow todayAnd nothing lasts forever but be honest babeIt hurts but it may be the only way" FIRST VERSE: It's Marko and Tony's 4-year wedding anniversary, so they are this week's #GayRelationshipGoals!! The guys have a lot going on in their lives, but they won't miss an opportunity to celebrate. Take a listen so you can take a trip down memory lane with them. Then, the guys bring up an oldie but goodie: In Gay New
Forgive Me
NO NEW EPISODE THIS WEEK ...The Critellis are busy packing (y'know, because they're moving), so no new episode this week. But make sure you check out past and get all caught up!Support the showSh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at relationshitquestions@gmail.com. Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and infor
I Decided
"How's it feel to win itWhen ain't no mountains that you can't moveYour mind is like a prismFor god's light to shine throw ooh" FIRST VERSE: What to say about this week's #GayRelationshipGoals? ... Hmm. Well, we could start by saying that Yoshiki and Ryuji (@color_,your._life) are friggin adorable and then finish by talking about their journeys and jaunts and how they're leaving us incredibly envious. So much love and so much fun! We know you will love them just as much, so make sure you foll
Politics As Usual
"I'm taking wages down in Vegas just in case TysonHave a major night off, that's clean money, the tax write-offYou ain't seen money in your life, when itComes to this cheese y'all like Three Blind Mice" FIRST VERSE: Oooouuufff our hearts are swooning over this couple and their family! This week's #GayRelationshipGoals is Zack and Joseph and their adorable son, Oliver (@zack.joseph.oliver)! So much love throughout their pictures, for one another and of course for baby Oliver. Building a fami
SoulMate
"Two rhythms turn into one heartbeat, yeahMagic when you get close to meAnd we can disappearMake it disappear, that's too many clothes for me" FIRST VERSE: We love, love, love, LOVE this week's #GayRelationshipGoals, Broadway boyfriends Brad Gibson (@bradgibson13) and Adam Hyndman (@adam_hyndman). Not only do they have talent and style, but they have a love and a relationship that looks like a true dream. We are taken by them and know you all will be too, so make sure you check them out and l
You Make Me Feel Brand New
"Precious love,You held my life within your hands, created everything I am,Taught me how to live again." FIRST VERSE: We are both excited and moved to highlight this week's #GayRelationshipGoals, Nish, and Cole (@nishandcolesworld). These ladies have it all: the amazing relationship, the gorgeous baby, and a love that shines through in every picture. We are beyond in love with this family and think you all will be, too. Follow them on IG and see what all the (deserved) fuss is about. Then,
Relationsh!t Presents: #QueerBiz | The Little Gay Shop
Marko and Tony are joined by co-owner of the Little Gay Shop in Austin, TX, Justin!The Little Gay Shop was founded in 2019 with the goal of becoming a one-stop-shop to purchase artwork exclusively designed by LGBTQIA+ people."The queer community is institutional to art and culture. For too long, queer people have not received the compensation or exposure they deserve. The Little Gay Shop exists to support, celebrate, and ignite the queer community by creating a larger audience of patrons and exp
Ain't Nothin New
NO EPISODE THIS WEEK ... But, make sure you check out previous episodes and look below for ways to support the podcast:Support the Show.Sh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at relationshitquestions@gmail.com. Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.Donate | Head over to patreon.co
Let's Talk About Sex
"Hot to trot, make any man's eyes popShe use what she got to get whatever she don't gotFellas drool like fools, but then again they're only humanThe chick was a hit because her body was boomin'" FIRST VERSE: Mix 1-part #GayRelationshipGoals with 1-part #BabyFever and what do you get? Heath and Carlos (@askyourotherfather) and baby Jackson - this week’s adorable couple and family! A quick swipe through their IG profile and you will quickly see why we’re obsessed. Jackson aside, these guys are
Grow Old with Me
"And our hands they might ageAnd our bodies will changeBut we'll still be the sameAs we are" FIRST VERSE: (@thetrotmans) are this week's #GayRelationshipGoals! Podcaster, Aaron Trotman (@azollas), and his husband, makeup artist Christopher Trotman (@christopherwaldorf), are insanely adorable together. Not only are they sweet on each other but their adorable family is what queer dreams are made of. Follow them on IG - you're sure to love them too! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about
Sexhibition
"I, feel the sexsationI, feel the pulse and vibration (babe)I, wanna little tastetation (babe)I, no need for a sexplanation" FIRST VERSE: We are OBSESSED with the relationship of Tim and Javi (@timandjavi), which is why they are this week's #GayRelationshipGoals. As the curators of (@agayswithstories), it's clear they know a thing or two about love. Check out their IG page - we're sure you will love them! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about sexploration. What are your sexual desires
Relationsh!t Presents: #QueerBiz | The Sugar Daddy
Marko and Tony are joined by Licensed Massage Therapist and Sugarist, Tom Gualtieri.Body sugaring is an ancient form of hair removal, similar to waxing, which uses a paste made from only 3 ingredients: sugar, water & lemon.It’s safe for the entire body (even your most sensitive areas) and is environmentally sound.Tom has been a massage therapist for 26 years. He is fully trained and licensed in New York State and continues his education at accredited, massage training programs. His standards are
P.D.A.
"You know I love it when you're loving meSometimes it's better when it's publiclyI'm not ashamed, I don't care who seesUs hugging and kissing, our love exhibition, oh" FIRST VERSE: Derek and Noah (@beardedduo) are this week's #GayRelationshipGoals. Just one look at their profile, and you'll immediately notice their quirkiness, their charm, but more importantly: their love for one another - and it's this combo that made Marko and Tony such fans. Check them out, you'll love them too! Then, the
You're Still the One
"Looks like we made itLook how far we've come my babyWe mighta took the long wayWe knew we'd get there someday" FIRST VERSE: We cannot get enough of these two, and when you check out the profile of (@deja_torie) and (@bak_er), you will then understand why we chose them as our #GayRelationshipGoals! These ladies are insanely amazing and we are overflowing with love and admiration for them. Not only are they ridiculously gorgeous, but they're also perfectly paired. Then, Marko and Tony get tog
I Care 4 U
After some technical difficulties ...A NEW EPISODE!!"Hold on (hold on)Stay Strong (stay strong)Press on(for me baby)I Care 4 U(I care 4 u)" FIRST VERSE: This week's #GayRelationshipGoals is Indian royalty. Manvendra Singh Gohil (@manvendrasinghgohil) came out in 2006, receiving an endless amount of threats and bullying seeing as how the royal family of Rajpipla had never had an out and proud gay Prince in its 600+ year dynasty. Manvendra has since become an advocate for gay rights, working t
Advice
"You had to break me, take meTo make me betterBut I had to save me, babyNow or never" FIRST VERSE: Laurence Van den Keybus (@laurence_lvdk) and his boyfriend Samer Jannan (@sjannan) are this week's #GayRelationshipGoals, and once you look at their IG pages, you will know why! These guys are just about everything we love about a couple: fashion, love, cuteness overload, and a dream relationship. These guys are adorable, so make sure you check them out. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk
Respect
"I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're goneAin't gonna do you wrong 'cause I don't wannaAll I'm askin'Is for a little respect when you come home (just a little bit)" FIRST VERSE: In a Relationsh!t first, this week's #GayRelationshipGoals is a single dad that we are obsessed with! Matt Switzer (@mswitzer82) is a single dad living in Chicago with twins. Matt stole our hearts when a video of him doing his daughter's hair (and getting really good at it) crossed our paths. You see, Matt's kids
Hate That I Love You
And I can't stand youMust everything you do make me wanna smileCan I not like you for awhile? (No) FIRST VERSE: Brandon K. Good (@brandonkgood) and Matthew Raymond-Goodman (@matty_ray18) turned a Tinder date into a marriage and that is why they’re this week’s #GayRelationshipGoals! Five years together and a lifetime to go, these two have everything to help them go the distance. They’re incredible and you will think so too - check out their IG pages and tell them the Critelli’s sent you! The
FIND YOUR WAY BACK
"Daddy used to teach me all my movesRun around, 'round, had to tie my shoesItty bitty child with a smile like youWild, wild child look a lot like you" FIRST VERSE: It’s July 1st, and it’s business as usual with this week’s #GayRelationship goals! A wonderful couple living in New Jersey, Amit Shah (@amitaatma) and Aditya Madiraju (@mad_adiyoo) are giving the Critelli’s all the feels, with their incredible relationship and apparent joy. Check them out on Instagram so you can feel it too! Then
Our House
"Come to me now and rest your head for just five minutes, Everything is good,Such a cozy room, the windows are illuminated by theSunshine through them, fiery gems for you, only for you" FIRST VERSE: For the final week of Pride Month, Marko and Tony are highlighting the "T" in LGBT by spotlighting Alan Hart - the first documented trans male in the US. Also, the guys make a brief acknowledgment of all the black trans women that have experienced death and harm at the hands of others, in this cou
Relationsh!t Presents: #QueerBiz | The Stoned Aesthetic
Marko and Tony are joined by Owner and Creative Director, Vinny Belmont."The Stoned Aesthetic is a business I built to be able to create for people that want to live loudly. I create custom, handmade pieces to help my brothers and sisters of the world stand the OUT. I am unapologetically myself, proud, and deserve to be heard exactly as I am and so are the people that wear my pieces. Be you, baby! - Peace and love,Vinny_"Create | Head over to www.thestonedaesthetic.com today, for face masks, han
Secret
Head to blacklivesmatter.com to show your support for the movement. Also, visit change.org and sign petitions to in-act justice for the many black lives lost."Our road is longYour hold is strongPlease don't ever let it go, oh no" FIRST VERSE: This week, join the Critelli's as they highlight the 'B' in LGBT, and honor Diane Anderson-Minshall (@quirkygirls), a bisexual queer business maven that has made her way in this complicated world. Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about secrecy within