The Shallow End

The Shallow End

Schnebly and Toth

From the Webby Award-winning creators of The Box Of Oddities Podcast comes The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.Friends since childhood, Lindsay Schnebly and Jethro Gilligan Toth have always shared a love for stories of people doing ridiculously dumb things. They found it wildly amusing as young boys. They still do today. This is your invitation to pour a strong drink and join them for true stories that are tragically hilarious.

#143: Pyrotechnic Snowfall

#143: Pyrotechnic Snowfall

Defying all laws of common decency and good taste, Jethro and Lindsay have finished another episode of The Shallow End! J.G. kicks things off with a story of a man no longer content with the standard methods of removing snow from his backyard. Anyone can shovel it – but where’s the inventive spirit of adventure in that?! There are times when a man needs to harness creativity – and a big tank of flammable propane – to achieve his dreams!  Lindsay follows up with a primer on why it’s important to

Feb 19, • 44:21

#142: Cold. Hard. Cash.

#142: Cold. Hard. Cash.

In Episode #142 of The Shallow End, Jethro’s out of the gate with a story of a young woman who took an elderly relative to help him withdraw thousands of dollars from his bank. Just one hitch there – the man didn’t appear “to be well.” It kind of went downhill from there. Then Lindsay shares a story about a firefighter who really liked flames. I mean…I REALLY liked Flames.  So much so that an arson investigator took over the case, and it wasn’t hard for the investigator to figure out who the cul

Feb 12, • 40:25

#141: That Ain't No Way To Treat a Hoagie

#141: That Ain't No Way To Treat a Hoagie

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

Feb 5, • 40:50

#140: A Complete Waste Of Musket Fire

#140: A Complete Waste Of Musket Fire

On Episode #140, Jethro and Lindsay marvel that they’re recording another episode. And, oh, the stories they tell!  Lindsay starts us off with a woman who had many things to do before New Year’s Eve – including texting her drug dealer for some fentanyl. Only one hitch in that plan – she didn’t quite text the right person. Hilarity and handcuffs ensue! Then Jethro shares a story of a robbery gone awry in Yorkshire in the U.K. It involves a retired construction worker who just wanted some clean cl

Jan 29, • 39:38

#139: Reagan-Era Spam

#139: Reagan-Era Spam

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

Jan 22, • 45:55

#138: Eggs In The Radiator

#138: Eggs In The Radiator

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

Jan 15, • 45:48

#137: Costco® and Exploding Shoes

#137: Costco® and Exploding Shoes

What happens when man’s best friend becomes a murder suspect’s worst nightmare? In this episode of The Shallow End, we explore the bizarre story of a puppy who brought down a murder suspect in the most unexpected way.But wait—there’s more! We also dive into the cringe-worthy tale of a guy who decided to test the limits of decency by snapping inappropriate photos, only to be served a piping-hot plate of instant karma. Let’s just say his plan backfired in the most spectacularly embarrassing way.Jo

Jan 8, • 46:49

#136: Bizarre Burglars & Questionable 911 Calls

#136: Bizarre Burglars & Questionable 911 Calls

It’s a new year, but here at the Shallow End, we’re already out of fresh content—so strap in for a recycled classic! It wasn’t so much the burglarizing as it was what they did with the plunder, and JG’s got the extremely disturbing (yet undeniably hilarious) story to prove it. Then, Lindsay reminds us that 911 should be reserved for actual emergencies… you know, like real-life threats and not just mild inconveniences. And don’t forget our most important safety tip: never listen to the Shallow En

Jan 1, • 37:51

#135: A Christmas Blast from The Shallow Past

#135: A Christmas Blast from The Shallow Past

It’s the most wonderful time of the year—when you’re permitted (and strongly encouraged) to sip eggnog and pretend you forgot that embarrassing childhood performance of “Jingle Bells” on your parents’ camcorder. But guess what? We didn’t forget. And we’re bringing you something just as classic and cringey—a rerun from two Christmases ago!Join us as we sleigh-ride back in time to an episode packed with questionable decisions and awkward outcomes, like what happens when you attempt to steal a trai

Dec 25, 2024 • 34:00

#134: Chainsaws And Frozen Turnips

#134: Chainsaws And Frozen Turnips

On Episode #134 of The Shallow End, Jethro kicks things off with the trifecta of vodka, a bored Polish farmer and a chainsaw. It starts off weird – and gets only moreso! (Hint: Only one guy dies!) Then Lindsay has the story of a man who broke into a church to steal. His worst mistake? Not knowing that the pastor was as experienced with Mixed Martial Arts as he was with dispensing forgiveness for sins. (Hint: Nobody dies! But someone ends up in Jail.) Episode #134 is chick full of laughs and life

Dec 18, 2024 • 37:35

#133: Nog-Guzzling Gifter

#133: Nog-Guzzling Gifter

n Episode #133 of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, Jethro starts things off with not just one – but a Santa sack of stories that JG Calls “The Christmas Crime Blotter.” Because the only thing better than the holidays are the times that stupid people try to ruin other people’s cheer with poor life choices! Then Lindsay tells us a tale about a kindly Catholic nun who was beloved by both the Mafia prisoners to whom she ministered – as well as the prison guards who interacted with her. But th

Dec 11, 2024 • 40:00

#132: PVC And Dirty Underpants

#132: PVC And Dirty Underpants

On episode #132 of The Shallow End, hilarity ensues when Jethro regales us with the tale of a laundry hamper. Not just any hamper, mind you – but one placed inadvertently in a man’s bedroom so as to catch something other than dirty tee shirts and socks. What the man “caught” in his hamper was quite a surprise. Let’s just say it culminated with a call to 9-11. Then Lindsay has a story from the Wayback Machine. It takes us all on a holiday in 1964 in Midtown Manhattan. If you thought the Macy’s Th

Dec 4, 2024 • 51:51

#131: Hogtied With An Electrical Cord

#131: Hogtied With An Electrical Cord

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

Nov 27, 2024 • 38:37

#130: Disastrous Dietary Habits

#130: Disastrous Dietary Habits

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

Nov 20, 2024 • 40:25

#129: Illegally Acquired Pad Thai

#129: Illegally Acquired Pad Thai

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

Nov 13, 2024 • 38:35

#128: Yetti Social Hierarchy

#128: Yetti Social Hierarchy

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

Nov 6, 2024 • 34:30

#127: Bad Surgery And Prison Haircuts

#127: Bad Surgery And Prison Haircuts

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

Oct 30, 2024 • 33:23

#126: Take Care When Putting Things In Your Pants

#126: Take Care When Putting Things In Your Pants

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

Oct 23, 2024 • 38:19

#125: The Devil's Pudding

#125: The Devil's Pudding

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

Oct 16, 2024 • 38:16

#124: A Grenade In Your Pants

#124: A Grenade In Your Pants

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

Oct 9, 2024 • 38:06

#123: Do It Yourself Cremation

#123: Do It Yourself Cremation

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

Oct 2, 2024 • 36:53

#122: Arguing With Masonry

#122: Arguing With Masonry

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

Sep 25, 2024 • 37:55

#121: Now That's How You Order A Creampuff

#121: Now That's How You Order A Creampuff

Join us as we uncover the tale of two police officers whose insidious partnership takes a devastating turn. As we dissect their questionable motives, we explore their decision to conceal evidence in a way that defies common sense. This desperate attempt to cover their tracks led to a somewhat hilarious result.And then, the story of a Holocaust denier who gets into an argument and a fight regarding his conspiracy theory. The problem is that the guy he's arguing with is an MMA fighter. What could

Sep 18, 2024 • 39:13

#120: Murdered By Fruit

#120: Murdered By Fruit

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

Sep 11, 2024 • 45:46

#119: Arachnid Gun Play

#119: Arachnid Gun Play

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

Sep 4, 2024 • 42:31

#118: Dislocated Ghost Jaw

#118: Dislocated Ghost Jaw

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a

Aug 28, 2024 • 42:08

#117: A Little Bag of Horrors

#117: A Little Bag of Horrors

Due to a family emergency, we present a classic Shallow End Episode from Feb. 15, 2023. Next week, we'll have a new episode for you that is fresh from the podcast oven.A reminder from Jethro that it's always a good idea to know what the potential fallout from a planned theft could be. But sometimes things happen that one just can't anticipate. The results are tragically hilarious. Then Lindsay has the recent tale of how one man's behavior ruined his Superbowl experience this year. Warning! The S

Aug 21, 2024 • 38:29

#115: Don't Get All Stabby

#115: Don't Get All Stabby

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

Aug 14, 2024 • 42:30

#114: Mesmerized By Molten Iron

#114: Mesmerized By Molten Iron

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

Aug 7, 2024 • 40:16

#113: Non-Incendiary Fruit

#113: Non-Incendiary Fruit

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

Jul 31, 2024 • 38:45

#112: Elaborately Air Conditioned Head

#112: Elaborately Air Conditioned Head

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

Jul 24, 2024 • 41:03

#111: Milk And German Engineering

#111: Milk And German Engineering

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

Jul 17, 2024 • 35:27

#110: Recently Skewered Pirate

#110: Recently Skewered Pirate

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

Jul 10, 2024 • 37:34

#109: 911, What's Your Emergency?

#109: 911, What's Your Emergency?

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

Jul 3, 2024 • 39:11

#108: Never Steal An Old Lady's Smokes

#108: Never Steal An Old Lady's Smokes

Due to JG's father's passing, we are revisiting a classic episode from 2023. The boys will be back next week with a brand-new episode! The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most s

Jun 26, 2024 • 33:43

#107: Emails From The Shallow End

#107: Emails From The Shallow End

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

Jun 19, 2024 • 39:04

#106: Staining Other People's Upholstery

#106: Staining Other People's Upholstery

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

Jun 12, 2024 • 40:48

#105: Wine From A Landfill

#105: Wine From A Landfill

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

Jun 5, 2024 • 37:34

#103: Hyperactive Squirrel In A Tumble  Dryer

#103: Hyperactive Squirrel In A Tumble Dryer

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

May 29, 2024 • 49:39

#103: A Dream And A Hammer

#103: A Dream And A Hammer

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a

May 22, 2024 • 42:51

#102: Bad Tattoos And Swimming With Crocodiles

#102: Bad Tattoos And Swimming With Crocodiles

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

May 15, 2024 • 40:55

   #101: Raccoon In A Popcorn Machine

#101: Raccoon In A Popcorn Machine

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh an

May 8, 2024 • 37:39

#100: Fruit Cocktail From A Dumpster

#100: Fruit Cocktail From A Dumpster

Welcome to the 100th milestone episode of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth! Join Schnebly and Toth as they dive headfirst into the shallow end of human behavior, exploring the hilariously stupid things people do. From epic fails to eyebrow-raising antics, this podcast leaves no stone unturned in its quest to dissect the absurdities of everyday life. With wit, humor, and a healthy dose of sarcasm, Schnebly and Toth navigate through the murky waters of human folly, offering insightful commen

May 1, 2024 • 37:23

#099: Like A Rat In The Glove Box

#099: Like A Rat In The Glove Box

Dive into The Shallow End of legal quagmires with Schnebly and Toth on this episode. First, we dissect the consequences of a man's fateful solution to ditching his community service sentence. What led him astray, and what can we learn from his missteps? We'll explore the complexities of justice, accountability, and the slippery slope of ruining two perfectly good king-size pillows. Then, hold onto your hats as we unravel the bizarre tale of a jailbreak unlike any other. Picture this: a lawnmower

Apr 24, 2024 • 39:57

#098: Hide The Rubber Bands

#098: Hide The Rubber Bands

Dive into the global pool of human absurdity with hosts Schnebly and Toth as they embark on another wild journey in "Shallow End." In this episode, we're taking you on a whirlwind tour around the world to explore some of the most baffling and downright dumb actions ever committed by mankind. From the shores of Australia to the streets of New York City, no corner of the globe is safe from the antics of our species. With each story more ludicrous than the last, Schnebly and Toth provide hilarious

Apr 17, 2024 • 38:14

Introducing: Pretty Sure I Can Fly with Johnny Knoxville & Elna Baker

Introducing: Pretty Sure I Can Fly with Johnny Knoxville & Elna Baker

Pretty Sure I Can Fly is a humorous exploration of things that had never been done, until someone did them. It’s a series of weekly conversations about what it takes to break through the barrier of “impossible” and set new standards for human limitation. Pretty Sure I Can Fly is like going to history class, except your teachers are actor, stuntman, and outlaw radio DJ Johnny Knoxville and long-time This American Life contributor Elna Baker. And each week they bring a new guest to tell you all ab

Apr 15, 2024 • 7:30

#097; Not To Be Used As A Hair Product

#097; Not To Be Used As A Hair Product

Join hosts Schnebly and Toth in this episode of Shallow End as they navigate the turbulent waters of online antics and historical misfortunes. Strap in as they delve into the absurd world of Internet challenges, recounting the hilariously ill-conceived stunts that took a sharp turn toward disaster. From the notorious "Tide Pod Challenge" to the perilous "Fire Challenge," get ready to cringe, laugh, and shake your head at the sheer audacity of these viral sensations gone wrong. But that's not al

Apr 10, 2024 • 38:30

#096: Never Steal A Fireman's Hat

#096: Never Steal A Fireman's Hat

Dive into the depths of absurdity with hosts Schnebly and Toth on this week's episode of The Shallow End! Join us as we explore the wild world of insurance fraud and uncover some of the most ridiculous schemes ever attempted. You won't believe the lengths some people will go to for a payout, from faked accidents to outlandish claims. But that's not all! In a twist of fate, we'll also share the story of a man who traded in his ordinary life for a firefighter's uniform. Discover how one individual

Apr 3, 2024 • 39:09

#095: Holy Hoax and Arachnophobia Apocalypse

#095: Holy Hoax and Arachnophobia Apocalypse

Join Schnebly and Toth in this gut-busting double-feature episode of The Shallow End! 🎙️Dive into the Shallow End with our first story, exploring the ludicrous escapades of a con artist who masqueraded as a pastor. We will examine the chaotic journey of this pseudo-priest and the comedic fallout of his not-so-sacred schemes. But hold onto your hymnals because the second half is not for the faint of heart. Switching gears, we spin the web of a man whose terror of spiders led to a disaster of e

Mar 27, 2024 • 38:53

#094: Never Hire A Discount Hitman

#094: Never Hire A Discount Hitman

Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that putting a hit on someone is never a good idea. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 20, 2024 • 37:09

#093: Take That, Cap'n

#093: Take That, Cap'n

Join hosts Schnebly and Toth on a rollercoaster of historical intrigue and modern-day absurdity in this captivating episode of Shallow End. First, we unravel the gripping tale of the Gaspee Affair, where one man's hubris triggers a chain of events that reverberate through the annals of history. We uncover the arrogance and stupidity of a pivotal figure whose actions ignited a revolution and forever changed the course of a nation. But the intrigue doesn't end there. Prepare for a wild ride in ou

Mar 13, 2024 • 40:48

#092: With A Triumphant Grunt

#092: With A Triumphant Grunt

Dive into the depths of The Shallow End with this riveting episode! In our first segment, we unpack the unbelievable tale of a manhole cover theft gone awry. Join us as we unravel the details of this unusual heist gone wrong, exploring the motives behind such an audacious act and the unexpected consequences that ensued. But wait, the strangeness doesn't stop there! In our second segment, we shift gears to dissect a truly peculiar incident of theft at none other than a Walmart Superstore. Prepar

Mar 6, 2024 • 40:44

#091: Jumping The Camaro

#091: Jumping The Camaro

Dive into the depths of absurdity with this episode of Shallow End! First up, we unpack the side-splitting world of National Park reviews. From complaints about "too many trees" to baffling queries about where to plug in hairdryers, join us as we navigate the wild and wacky feedback left by entitled visitors to our nation's natural wonders. You'll laugh, scratch your head, and might reconsider humanity's grasp on common sense. But the adventure doesn't stop there! We also delve into the daring

Feb 28, 2024 • 29:57

#090: Pool Cues And Whale Blubber

#090: Pool Cues And Whale Blubber

In this uproarious episode of The Shallow End, two bizarre and unforgettable tales highlight the absurdity of human folly.First up, join us for a hilarious recounting of the misadventures of two inept would-be bandits whose grand heist plan unravels spectacularly when they encounter an unexpected adversary: moderately priced billiard equipment. Discover how their harebrained scheme takes an unexpected turn and ends in a series of comedic missteps that will leave you in stitches.Then, br

Feb 21, 2024 • 41:58

#089: Avian Feeding Frenzy

#089: Avian Feeding Frenzy

Oops! Did I Do That? Join hosts Schnebly and Toth as they explore the hilariously embarrassing world of self-inflicted injuries and the outlandish excuses people make to save face. But the injuries are only half the fun! The hosts dissect the absurd excuses people concoct to explain away their mishaps, from blaming mysterious encounters with home appliances to accusing mischievous pets of sabotage. Tune in to "Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth" for a dose of laughter and a reminder that someti

Feb 14, 2024 • 39:37

#088: Drunk Genius and Wedding Woes

#088: Drunk Genius and Wedding Woes

Welcome back to another episode of Shallow End, the podcast that dives deep into life's most entertaining and absurd moments! In this episode, two extraordinary tales will leave you in stitches and shaking your head in disbelief. First, we explore the side-splitting story of a very intoxicated man and his utterly unique problem-solving method. Join us as we unravel the antics of this inebriated genius and discover how his impaired judgment led to a chain of events that no one could have predict

Feb 7, 2024 • 37:35

#087: Bad Place To Put A Hoagie

#087: Bad Place To Put A Hoagie

Welcome to "The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth," the podcast where we dive deep into the shallowness of life and explore those moments that make us cringe, laugh, and reflect. In this special episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth are back to bring you a dose of hilarity and relatability as they share emails from listeners who have bravely spilled the beans on their own embarrassing Shallow End moments. As self-proclaimed experts in the art of embracing our own human imperfections, Lindsay and JG

Jan 31, 2024 • 39:07

#086: Snack Related Injuries

#086: Snack Related Injuries

Join us for an intriguing and diverse episode of the Shallow End Podcast, where we dive into two distinct but equally fascinating topics.  First, we'll explore the unexpected and sometimes comical injuries that occur at Super Bowl-watching parties. From overenthusiastic high-fives to wild touchdown celebrations gone wrong, we'll share hilarious anecdotes and discuss the most common party-related injuries that tend to happen during the Super Bowl frenzy. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe eve

Jan 24, 2024 • 35:35

#084: A Bullet In Your Hotdog

#084: A Bullet In Your Hotdog

In this installment of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, a hotdog vendor falls victim to a robbery, but the culprit leaves a painfully unexpected tip. Then, there's a right way and a wrong way to cook a steak. Guess which one we're going to talk about? If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact sales@advertisecast.com http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 17, 2024 • 34:16

#084: A Soothing Acid Bath

#084: A Soothing Acid Bath

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Jan 10, 2024 • 33:52

#83: Thugs In The Kitchen

#83: Thugs In The Kitchen

Welcome back to Shallow End, the podcast that promotes your self-esteem through other people's stupidity. First up, we venture into a land with some of the strictest laws on the planet, where the concept of instant karma takes on a whole new meaning. Join us as we unravel the incredible account of an individual who thought they could outsmart the system, only to find himself facing consequences that were both immediate and ironic. In the second half of our episode, we delve into a cautionary ta

Jan 3, 2024 • 38:13

 #082: A Discount Hitman

#082: A Discount Hitman

Ah, the joys of the holidays. Time spent with family, the smell of home cooking wafting through the air, and an encore performance from the Shallow End With Schnebly And Toth. Think of it as re-heated leftovers that always taste better the next day. Or, in this case, from about a year ago. But don't worry, these stories have been properly refrigerated and stored in airtight containers to seal in freshness. Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a mo

Dec 27, 2023 • 37:01

#081: A Horse Attachment Flap

#081: A Horse Attachment Flap

Dive into the absurd and cautionary tales of our modern world in this episode of Shallow End! First up, we recount the story of a gasoline theft that's more slapstick than slick. Join us as we break down how a simple heist turned into a comedy of errors, leaving everyone, including the would-be thieves, scratching their heads in disbelief. But the ride doesn't stop there. Buckle up as we shift gears to bring you the inside scoop on what's being called the "worst ride-share passenger ever." From

Dec 20, 2023 • 42:23

#080: Pulling Out The Ramrod

#080: Pulling Out The Ramrod

Dive into the intriguing world of human experiences and life's quirky twists with our latest episode of the Shallow End Podcast! In this entertaining installment, we bring you two captivating stories that explore the mysterious workings of fate and human choices. Have you ever wondered if karma truly exists? Join us as we unravel this enlightening story of a man who learns about karma in the most unexpected way - through a stray dog. A dog that he should have been nicer to. Discover the profound

Dec 13, 2023 • 38:39

#079: Not A Good Place To Keep Chopsticks

#079: Not A Good Place To Keep Chopsticks

The Shallow End Is Brought To You By Better Help In this episode of Shallow End, we dive deep into two captivating stories that prove life is full of unpredictable twists and turns. Join us as we explore the fascinating narratives of individuals who found themselves facing unexpected outcomes. First up, we unravel the bizarre tale of a tipsy night gone wrong. Picture this: a night out with friends, a few too many drinks, and a heated altercation. But what happens when a seemingly ordinary bar

Dec 6, 2023 • 39:11

#078: Santa's Perp Walk

#078: Santa's Perp Walk

This Episode is sponsored by Better Help Get ready for a double dose of quirky tales on this festive and whimsical episode of the Shallow End Podcast! 🎅 Story 1: "The Santa Train Caper" 🚂 Join us as we unwrap the hilarious escapade of a daring individual who decided to put a unique twist on their Christmas festivities. In a small town's annual holiday parade, chaos ensues when an unexpected character takes control of Santa's magical train. Will this maverick manage to spread holiday cheer or d

Nov 29, 2023 • 34:31

#077: All On Fire And Stuff

#077: All On Fire And Stuff

In this episode, we explore the adrenaline-fueled world of a thrill seeker who made a life-altering poor choice, and the consequences that followed. Then, we shift gears to unveil the incredible story of how law enforcement executed a brilliant operation to capture over 160 fugitives simultaneously. In our first segment, you'll hear the jaw-dropping account of James Marples, a 22-year-old thrill-seeker whose insatiable appetite for adventure led him down a treacherous path. We'll examine the de

Nov 22, 2023 • 39:17

#076: Confused Fork Guy

#076: Confused Fork Guy

First, join us as we unravel the tale of a band of would-be burglars who learned the hard way that having the right tools for the job is absolutely crucial. We explore a daring heist gone awry, where a group of aspiring criminals underestimated the importance of proper preparation. We'll showcase the pivotal moments that turned a simple break-in into a disastrous disaster. In the second part of this episode, we take you on a wild ride with the story of a man whose relentless pursuit of riches le

Nov 15, 2023 • 40:33

#075: Losing Your Money While Not Wearing Pants

#075: Losing Your Money While Not Wearing Pants

Lindsay has the best "pull my finger" story ever while Jethro explains why a burglar with a gambling addiction is a dangerous combination. Warning! Do not puncture, incinerate, or store episode 23 above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.  http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 8, 2023 • 30:48

#074: Underground Ice Cream Sub-Culture

#074: Underground Ice Cream Sub-Culture

First, we uncover the absurd story of a criminal / Uber driver. We'll explore a newlywed couple's harrowing experience with him that led to a very unexpected, bizarre but ultimately happy ending. In the second part of this episode, we turn our attention to the bizarre and often ridiculous lengths some people will go to in their quest for fame. Prepare to be astonished, amused, and maybe even a little bit horrified as we share the story of one online challenge that went too far. We'll also explor

Nov 1, 2023 • 45:39

#073: Blood And Queso

#073: Blood And Queso

In this episode, we embark on a journey to the high seas as we explore the life of John Cummings, a man whose extraordinary talent for swallowing knives set him apart from the rest. Join us as we unravel the mysteries behind his peculiar skill, the dangers he faced, and the crowd-stunning performances that made him a legendary figure of his time. Then, we shift gears and delve into the intriguing life of Thomas Justice, a young cyclist prodigy with a promising future. Discover the twists and tu

Oct 25, 2023 • 46:27

#072: Don't put that in your Mouth!

#072: Don't put that in your Mouth!

In this episode of Shallow End, we unravel the peculiar story of a daring individual who made an astonishing discovery about the perilous synergy between venomous snakes and alcohol. Tune in as we reveal the curious circumstances surrounding this unlikely pairing and learn about the painful consequences that unfolded. Then, we shift gears to discuss the astonishing case of a judge who seemed to have other priorities during a high-stakes murder trial. Discover the jaw-dropping details of how a le

Oct 18, 2023 • 39:38

#071: A Spud To The Temple

#071: A Spud To The Temple

JG has a riveting tale of two friends whose love for pranks spirals into unexpected territory. We'll uncover how the thin line between fun and disaster is tread as playful jibes escalate into a turning point that alters their lives forever. Then, journey back to the Civil War era with Lindsay to meet a general whose premature pronouncements led to unforeseen consequences. Discover the untold story of ambition, hubris, and the price of speaking too soon—a dual narrative of personal and historical

Oct 12, 2023 • 45:20

#70 Wrangling Cattle On My Front Lawn

#70 Wrangling Cattle On My Front Lawn

Get ready to laugh until you cry as we delve into a hilarious treasure trove of emails from our excellent listeners around the globe! In this side-splitting episode of The Shallow End, we're spotlighting some of the most comically absurd, facepalm-worthy, and downright 'head-desk' moments from our listeners' lives. Have you ever locked your keys in the car while it's still running? Or maybe you've accidentally mistaken superglue for lip balm? Don't worry; you're not alone! Our inbox has been flo

Oct 12, 2023 • 34:34

#072: A Spud To The Temple

#072: A Spud To The Temple

JG has a riveting tale of two friends whose love for pranks spirals into unexpected territory. We'll uncover how the thin line between fun and disaster is tread as playful jibes escalate into a turning point that alters their lives forever. Then, journey back to the Civil War era with Lindsay to meet a general whose premature pronouncements led to unforeseen consequences. Discover the untold story of ambition, hubris, and the price of speaking too soon—a dual narrative of personal and historical

Oct 11, 2023 • 41:50

Wrangling Cattle On My Front Lawn

Wrangling Cattle On My Front Lawn

Get ready to laugh until you cry as we delve into a hilarious treasure trove of emails from our excellent listeners around the globe! In this side-splitting episode of The Shallow End, we're spotlighting some of the most comically absurd, facepalm-worthy, and downright 'head-desk' moments from our listeners' lives.Have you ever locked your keys in the car while it's still running? Or maybe you've accidentally mistaken superglue for lip balm? Don't worry; you're not alone! Our inbox has been floo

Oct 4, 2023 • 34:19

Pyrotechnic Gladiator Spectacle

Pyrotechnic Gladiator Spectacle

In our first segment, we'll sit down with JG, a passionate DIY enthusiast whose harrowing tale of a home improvement project gone wrong left him completely speechless. We've all heard of DIY disasters, but JG's first-hand account will have you on the edge of your seat. Whether you're a DIY pro or just love a good laugh at someone else's expense, you won't want to miss this story that reminds us all why some projects are best left to the experts.In our second segment, we'll introduce you to a wom

Sep 28, 2023 • 40:29

#069: Pyrotechnic Gladiator Spectacle

#069: Pyrotechnic Gladiator Spectacle

In our first segment, we'll sit down with JG, a passionate DIY enthusiast whose harrowing tale of a home improvement project gone wrong left him completely speechless. We've all heard of DIY disasters, but JG's first-hand account will have you on the edge of your seat. Whether you're a DIY pro or just love a good laugh at someone else's expense, you won't want to miss this story that reminds us all why some projects are best left to the experts. In our second segment, we'll introduce you to a wo

Sep 27, 2023 • 39:52

#068: Fine Art And French Fries

#068: Fine Art And French Fries

🖼️ **Unlikely Art Thieves:** Imagine a pair of art thieves who couldn't be more different from the suave, cunning criminals we often see in movies. Join us as we uncover the unbelievable story of two individuals who, despite their unusual backgrounds and lack of criminal expertise, pulled off one of the most audacious art heists in history. Discover the audacious techniques they used and the artwork they targeted. It's a story that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew abou

Sep 20, 2023 • 45:32

#067: Living Next Door To Karen

#067: Living Next Door To Karen

In this episode, we delve into two intriguing and cautionary tales that showcase the unexpected consequences of actions taken and ignored. Join us as we explore the depths of human emotions and the perils of disregarding warnings in one riveting episode. Have you ever had a neighbor who seemed to push all the wrong buttons? In our first segment, we share the story of neighbors who took matters into their own hands to exact sweet revenge in the best way possible. Then, we explore the real-life co

Sep 13, 2023 • 39:29

#66: Fruits Of Our Labor Day

#66: Fruits Of Our Labor Day

It's Labor Day week, and Lindsay and JG are lounging by the pool, sipping drinks with little umbrellas in them and barking orders to anyone who will listen. Unfortunately, nobody does, and it becomes uncomfortable for them both. But at least they have little umbrellas! In other words, here is a command performance of a previous episode (just a fancy word for re-run). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 6, 2023 • 36:36

#65: Now That's How You Order A Creampuff

#65: Now That's How You Order A Creampuff

Join us as we uncover the tale of two police officers whose insidious partnership takes a devastating turn. As we dissect their questionable motives, we explore their decision to conceal evidence in a way that defies common sense. This desperate attempt to cover their tracks led to a somewhat hilarious result. And then, the story of a Holocaust denier who gets into an argument and a fight regarding his conspiracy theory. The problem is that the guy he's arguing with is an MMA fighter. What could

Aug 30, 2023 • 33:43

#064: High-Tech Problem, Low-Tech Solution

#064: High-Tech Problem, Low-Tech Solution

Join us as we unravel the jaw-dropping story of a gang of wannabe masterminds who took their criminal ambitions to new heights - and depths of absurdity. Using state-of-the-art special effects that would rival Hollywood productions, this gang pulled off a bank heist that appeared to be right out of a blockbuster action film. But as we delve into the intricacies of their meticulously orchestrated plan, you'll be left astounded by the comical mistakes that turned their grand scheme into a sideshow

Aug 23, 2023 • 40:20

#063: Arguing With A Vending Machine

#063: Arguing With A Vending Machine

Join us as we dive into two riveting stories exploring life's unexpected and unexplored aspects. In the first half, we unravel the hilarious yet cautionary tale of a hapless janitor navigating the corridors of a world-class research facility. Our janitor's journey through bad decisions provides a side-splitting glimpse into the world behind the scenes of groundbreaking science. Transitioning to the second half, we delve into a cautionary narrative surrounding an elderly lady whose house should

Aug 16, 2023 • 36:27

#062: Hypothetical Moonlight

#062: Hypothetical Moonlight

In a world awash with sugar-laden treats, have you ever wondered about the extraordinary lengths people will go to appease their relentless sugar cravings? Today we uncover the story of a man in Canada who may have gone a bit too far.Then, they say history repeats itself, and in this segment, we journey back to unravel a quirky and head-scratching blunder from over a century ago. Join us as we offer a fresh perspective on the saying, "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to

Aug 9, 2023 • 37:40

#061: A Terrible, Horrifying, Blood Soaked Rodeo

#061: A Terrible, Horrifying, Blood Soaked Rodeo

In today's episode, we bring you two tales that will leave you in awe of the strange and unexpected ways life can unfold. First is the curious world of a bumbling deer hunter with an unconventional approach leading to disaster and humiliation. Join us as we unravel the hilarious misadventures of this determined hunter, whose quirky techniques and comedic blunders take center stage in an unforgettable tale of unexpected outcomes. Then, brace yourself for the spine-chilling account of a very un

Aug 2, 2023 • 38:30

#060: Please Don't Pee on My Toga

#060: Please Don't Pee on My Toga

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions in this episode of The Shallow End as we delve into two wildly contrasting tales that will leave you in stitches and fuming with indignation. Our first segment recounts the hilarious and jaw-droppingly silly misadventures of one man's laundry day gone horribly wrong by forgetting the basic dos and don'ts of laundry by employing absurd shortcuts that involve highly flammable substances. This laundry escapade turns into a sidesplitting comedy of errors. Som

Jul 26, 2023 • 37:05

#059: Squatters And Lumber Theft

#059: Squatters And Lumber Theft

First, Lindsay brings you the astonishing account of a person who unexpectedly made their new home an abandoned house. Discover the staggering details of how this individual, against all odds, moved into an empty house meant to be sold. As we delve deeper into their stubborn determination to remain, we unveil the captivating twists and turns that unfold. But what could the homeowner possibly do to reclaim their property? Prepare to be amazed by their innovative and unconventional solution to res

Jul 19, 2023 • 44:41

#058: Cuttle Fish In The Sun

#058: Cuttle Fish In The Sun

.Join us as we explore the strange and unexpected antics that people engage in while soaring through the skies during skydiving adventures. But one story stands out. It involves skydiving and a pillowcase full of cats. But that's not all! Our episode takes an unexpected turn as we dive into a riveting account of two men who sought to gain an unfair advantage in a fishing derby. Explore the captivating narrative of these individuals who ventured into the realm of cheating in the pursuit of victor

Jul 12, 2023 • 42:23

#057: Hitman Job Interview

#057: Hitman Job Interview

In this episode, we explore two intriguing stories that showcase the remarkable ways in which fate has its own way of serving justice. Join us as we explore the repercussions of illegal parking and the astonishing account of a failed wannabe hitman that leaves us questioning human intelligence.First, we uncover the tale of a man who repeatedly flouted parking regulations, callously occupying handicapped spots without a care for those in need. Little did he know that his actions

Jul 5, 2023 • 37:44

#056: Fetching Boot Theft

#056: Fetching Boot Theft

In this captivating episode of The Shallow End, we delve into two intriguing narratives that showcase the strange and unpredictable world of thieves, where fashion sense clashes with a lack of common sense, and meticulously planned heists crumble under the weight of inevitable fate. Our first story revolves around an enigmatic neighborhood thief with an impeccable fashion sense but a woeful absence of common sense. Join us as we uncover the amusing escapades of this mischievous character, who le

Jun 28, 2023 • 27:53

#055: An Unholy Congregation Of Seagulls

#055: An Unholy Congregation Of Seagulls

In our first story, we unravel the bewildering exploits of a man who discovered the most outrageous and, dare we say, downright illegal way to reach the airport. Hold on tight as we dive into the details of his unconventional and unconventional-adjacent methods that left airport authorities scratching their heads. Trust us; you won't believe what this determined individual attempted to save a couple of bucks and avoid a mundane taxi ride to catch his flight! Then, we take you on a wild journey t

Jun 21, 2023 • 38:41

#054: Cutting Off My Underpants

#054: Cutting Off My Underpants

Hold on tight in this episode of The Shallow End as we recount the jaw-dropping tale of a daredevil whose steam-powered stunt took a disastrous turn. Join Lindsay and JG as they unravel the courageous yet calamitous escapade of this Captain Crankshaft, who thought he could conquer the skies with his ingenious steam-powered contraption. Then, we take you on a whimsical journey into the world of a political movement that will leave you gobsmacked and questioning reality. Join us as we explore the

Jun 14, 2023 • 42:32

#053: Snack Food, Skunks And Money

#053: Snack Food, Skunks And Money

First, we delve into the audacious heist that rocked the financial world. Join us as we unravel the astonishing tale of a man who managed to scam a prominent bank out of a staggering one million dollars. We'll take you on a rollercoaster ride through the intricate web of deception that enabled him to orchestrate close to the perfect crime. Discover the unexpected details of his elaborate scheme and how he managed to stay one step ahead of the authorities for so long. But just when you think you'

Jun 7, 2023 • 48:52

#52: Keep Your Piano Opinions To Yourself

#52: Keep Your Piano Opinions To Yourself

It's the week of Memorial Day and Schnebly and Toth are spending it with loved ones. Please enjoy this encore performance of The Shallow End! A new episode drops next week! Can a messy house kill you? Yes. Yes, it can. Lindsay has the unbelievable details. And then, Jethro discovers that a bit of confidence can carry a person a long way. In this case, right to prison. Episode six of The Shallow End is not intended for use as a dental drill. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megap

May 31, 2023 • 31:00

#052: Bring Me A Backup Monkey

#052: Bring Me A Backup Monkey

We're serving up a double dose of jaw-dropping stories that will leave you laughing, cringing, and contemplating the perils of unchecked pride. In this Shallow End, we explore the most ludicrous excuse ever uttered to a police officer, followed by a cautionary tale of a man whose ego became his ultimate demise. First up, you won't believe your ears when we unveil the mind-boggling, eye-rolling, and downright ridiculous excuse one man came up with to escape the long arm of the law. But wait, ther

May 24, 2023 • 34:04

#051: Mutton Chops And Codpieces

#051: Mutton Chops And Codpieces

In this captivating episode of The Shallow End, we delve into two extraordinary stories that will leave you scratching your head and holding your sides. First, we unveil the hilarious tale of an elusive prison escapee whose freedom came to a screeching halt due to an unexpected twist of fate. Follow along as we explore the mind of this cunning fugitive, examining the choices that ultimately led to his capture. Discover how sheer boredom became his downfall and learn about the series of events th

May 17, 2023 • 38:11

#050: That Ain't No Way To Treat A Rolex

#050: That Ain't No Way To Treat A Rolex

On this episode of TSE, we'll recount the outrageous story of a drug smuggler who made a daring, yet disastrously foolish move. Buckle up as we delve into the details of his comically calamitous attempt to outsmart the authorities, only to find himself on a one-way trip to the hall of fame for criminal blunders.Next, prepare to be shocked by the tale of an extreme heist that's nothing short of hilarious! This fearless felon took stealing valuables to a new low - literally! Get

May 10, 2023 • 44:45

#049: Thanks, Nudists!

#049: Thanks, Nudists!

First up, we've got the story of an armed robber who thought he had it all figured out. He stormed into a home improvement store, brandishing a gun and demanding all the cash in the register. Unfortunately for him, he didn't plan his escape very well leading to a most embarrassing apprehension. Then, we've got a group of prison escapees who were so thoughtful, they almost got away with it. Almost. You see, thoughtful doesn't always translate to smart. Join us for two tales of criminal incompeten

May 3, 2023 • 34:01

#048: Handcuffing The Teddy Bear

#048: Handcuffing The Teddy Bear

First, we'll be discussing the story of the worst, most incompetent thief you've never heard of. This thief's criminal exploits are so laughably inept that you won't believe they were even attempted, let alone carried out. We delve into the mind of this hapless criminal and examine his botched attempts at stealing. But that's not all - we also bring you the bizarre tale of a man who came up with a truly unique way to try to avoid arrest. This man's unconventional strategy may seem outrageous, bu

Apr 26, 2023 • 31:09

#047: Never Steal An Old Lady's Smokes

#047: Never Steal An Old Lady's Smokes

Today in The Shallow End, we follow the misadventures of two teenage thieves who thought they had found an easy target in an old woman. However, things quickly take a turn for the worse when the woman proves to be much more than they bargained for. Tune in to find out what happens when these young criminals learn a lesson they won't soon forget. In the second story, we delve into the fascinating tale of a very unusual bank robber. This person's methods were anything but conventional, and certain

Apr 19, 2023 • 33:21

#046: You Had Me At Howdy

#046: You Had Me At Howdy

On the latest episode of The Shallow End, we bring you two completely different yet equally hilarious stories. First up, get ready to be inspired by the heroic tale of a modern-day cowboy who saved the day at an Oregon Walmart. You won't believe the lengths he went to protect innocent bystanders from harm. And if that's not enough to pique your interest, we also have the hilarious and unbelievable story of Keith - the man who has been arrested so many times that even the cops are struggling to k

Apr 12, 2023 • 29:33

#045: Fantasies and Felonies

#045: Fantasies and Felonies

In this episode, we bring you two intriguing and wildly different stories. First, we delve into the world of a man with a bizarre and unconventional sexual fantasy that took an unexpected turn. Then, we turn our attention to a daring criminal gang that impersonated law enforcement officials and carried out a series of bold and brazen crimes. Both stories are packed with unexpected twists and turns, and we explore the motivations and consequences of each one. Join us for a hilarious journey into

Apr 5, 2023 • 33:11

#044: Bumbling Burglars and Befuddled Barristers

#044: Bumbling Burglars and Befuddled Barristers

In this episode, we'll explore the world of incompetent criminals and bizarre legal defenses. First up, we'll tell the story of two burglars who made the mistake of stealing a live-feed camera. Unbeknownst to them, the camera continued to record and track their every move for days. Next, we'll turn our attention to the courtroom, where we'll share the story of a lawyer with the most unusual defense for his murder suspect client. trial. Whether you're a fan of true crime, legal drama, or just abs

Mar 29, 2023 • 35:39

TSE043: That's Going To Leave A Mark

TSE043: That's Going To Leave A Mark

There are many types of birth control methods. Some are more effective than others. JG has the story of one man who employed a novel approach to birth control that was effective, but ill-advised. Then, Lindsay regales us with a story that involves sun, sand, and a huge crowd of drunken spring break participants. What could possibly go wrong? Warning! The Shallow End is not intended for use as a dental drill. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 22, 2023 • 35:52

TSE042: Never Hire A Discount Hitmen

TSE042: Never Hire A Discount Hitmen

Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that putting a hit on someone is never a good idea. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 15, 2023 • 36:10

TSE041: Swap Meet Pants Baloney

TSE041: Swap Meet Pants Baloney

You wouldn't believe some of the stuff people try to steal. And the methods they use? Even more unbelievable. Lindsay has the details. Then, JG reminds us to always be careful around an elephant. Especially one that's suffering from constipation. Warning! Episode 41 has been known to cause nasal irritation if stuffed up one's nose. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 8, 2023 • 33:41

TSE040: Tinged By Theft

TSE040: Tinged By Theft

JG has the story of a trailer truck theft that quickly led to egg on the face of the thief. And then, there's a right way and a wrong way to rid your house of unwanted pests. Lindsay has a prime example of the latter. Warning! This episode of The Shallow End may cause painful abdominal cramps if swallowed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 1, 2023 • 35:05

TSE039: Shamed Into Silencing My Devices

TSE039: Shamed Into Silencing My Devices

Who's responsible when you promote a major professional sporting event and one of the teams is a no-show? Lindsay breaks it down. And then JG has a cautionary tale that reminds us that some types of behavior while visiting the Vatican are frowned upon. Warning! Prolonged or repeated contact with The Shallow End Podcast may cause itching and irritating rash. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 22, 2023 • 35:33

TSE038:  A Little Bag of Horrors

TSE038: A Little Bag of Horrors

A reminder from Jethro that it's always a good idea to know what the potential fallout from a planned theft could be. But sometimes things happen that one just can't anticipate. The results are tragically hilarious. Then Lindsay has the recent tale of how one man's behavior ruined his Superbowl experience this year. Warning! The Shallow End may contain peanuts and wheat gluten. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 15, 2023 • 37:25

TSE037: A Slightly Battered Cash Register

TSE037: A Slightly Battered Cash Register

A guy named Ozzie with a bottle of cleaning solvent causes a major problem. And then, it doesn't take state-of-the-art criminal forensic techniques to solve a crime if the perp is not too bright. Lindsay and JG have all the ridiculous details. Warning! Contents of Episode 37 are under pressure and should never be exposed to open flames. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 8, 2023 • 33:00

TSE-036: Pyrotechnic Litter Box

TSE-036: Pyrotechnic Litter Box

It wasn't so much the burglarizing as it was what they did with the plunder. JG has the extremely disturbing, yet hilarious story. Then it's Lindsay's turn to remind us that calling 911 should be for, you know, important stuff. Warning! Never listen to the Shallow End while sitting in a tub full of water while holding a plugged-in air fryer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 1, 2023 • 33:24

TSE-035: Swallowing Random Marine Life

TSE-035: Swallowing Random Marine Life

What do you get when you mix two Australians, a ski resort, and bad planning? Lindsay has the details. Then JG regales us with stories of some very bad smuggling techniques. Warning! Episode 35 should never be re-heated in a plastic tray. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 25, 2023 • 43:28

TSE-034: Heineken And Freezer Cake

TSE-034: Heineken And Freezer Cake

JG warns us to be careful of what we re-gift for the holidays. Things could end in a horrific display of pyrotechnics. Then, Lindsay tells us about a stupid yet polite home invader that really likes chicken. WARNING! Listening to episode 34 is an inherently dangerous undertaking. Make good choices and take personal responsibility for the outcome of your listening! Protect your privilege to listen to The Shallow End by not making the headlines or becoming a statistic. Learn more about y

Jan 18, 2023 • 28:55

TSE-033: Nostradamus, Copernicus And Elon Musk

TSE-033: Nostradamus, Copernicus And Elon Musk

If we've said it once, we've said it a hundred times. Stop setting things on fire! Lindsay has details. And then, Jg wants you to know that there's a time and place for drunken golf cart hijinx. Tumble dry episode 33 on low heat only. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 11, 2023 • 40:14

TSE-032: Flames, Smoke And Noxious Fumes

TSE-032: Flames, Smoke And Noxious Fumes

There are just some things one shouldn't put in one's pants. JG has the blow-by-blow details. And then Lindsay asks the question, " What's the most embarrassing reason to go to the emergency room?" He then answers that very question. Caution: Episode 32's filling is hot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 4, 2023 • 24:50

TSE-031: Train Wrecks, Love and Rockets

TSE-031: Train Wrecks, Love and Rockets

Lindsay tells us about one of the most popular forms of mass entertainment a century ago. It involved explosions, shrapnel, and twisted steel wreckage. And then JG has the hilarious mishaps of a prankster with little common sense. Warning! Discontinue listening to episode 31 if minor intestinal cramping persists. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 28, 2022 • 41:25

TSE-030: Plotting An Imaginary Shed Theft

TSE-030: Plotting An Imaginary Shed Theft

What happens when you're attempting to steal a trailer, but you're not too bright? JG has the amusing details. And then Lindsay tells us why we should never fiddle about with the weather. Episode 30 is not an actual attorney but a paid spokesperson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 21, 2022 • 36:22

TSE-029: Partying With Freezer Ghosts

TSE-029: Partying With Freezer Ghosts

Apparently, there was a recent spate of incredibly bad decisions at a Minnesota middle school. Lindsay has the chilling details. Then JG regales us with a tale involving bad timing, stupidity, and a Chicago muffler shop. Avoid allowing episode 29 coming in contact with mucous membranes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 14, 2022 • 31:08

TSE-028: An Impetuous Leisure Activity

TSE-028: An Impetuous Leisure Activity

Some sports fans take things a bit too far. Jethro has the details of this cautionary tale. Then Lindsay asks, "can a house divided stand after all?" Attention! Tumble dry episode 28 on low heat only. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 7, 2022 • 29:10

TSE-027: Clanging Across The Kitchen Floor

TSE-027: Clanging Across The Kitchen Floor

The title for the world's stupidest bank robber is a very competitive division. However, Lindsay may have found a leading contender. Then, Jethro tells us about a bugler who just can't get a break. Attention! If an emergency occurs while listening to episode 27, an oxygen mask will drop down from the compartment above your head. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 30, 2022 • 32:18

TSE-026: A Bricklayer's Tale

TSE-026: A Bricklayer's Tale

Sometimes Karma is not so instant. Sometimes it takes decades. JG has the details. And then, Lindsay regales us with what is possibly the most hilarious accident report ever filed. Caution! Listening to episode 26 is an inherently dangerous undertaking.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 23, 2022 • 25:03

TSE-025: Dousing The Flaming Appendage

TSE-025: Dousing The Flaming Appendage

Jethro has a surprisingly hilarious story involving a propane torch and a pail of gasoline. And then Lindsay reminds us to never underestimate our senior citizens. Especially those that are heavily armed. Warning! Episode 25 should never be listened to near an open flame. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 16, 2022 • 32:14

TSE-024: Janitorial Resentment

TSE-024: Janitorial Resentment

What do three hapless middle school janitors have in common with Bill Murray's character from the movie Caddyshack? JG has the story of a very resilient gopher who gets the last laugh. Then Lindsay warns us of the dangers involved when you're not a very good smuggler. Warning! Episode 24 is for external use only. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 9, 2022 • 26:56

TSE-023: Losing Your Money While Not Wearing Pants

TSE-023: Losing Your Money While Not Wearing Pants

Lindsay has the best "pull my finger" story ever while Jethro explains why a burglar with a gambling addiction is a dangerous combination. Warning! Do not puncture, incinerate, or store episode 23 above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 2, 2022 • 27:02

TSE-022: A Sexy Sobriety Test

TSE-022: A Sexy Sobriety Test

Jethro has a story of a drunk Canadian who made bad choices and the police officer that punked him. And then, a guy caused quite a scene on the Interstate all because he didn't want to pay for an Uber. Hardhat and safety goggles are not required but are recommended when listening to Episode 22 of The Shallow End. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 26, 2022 • 30:24

TSE-021: Desperately Seeking Deven

TSE-021: Desperately Seeking Deven

Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane can have bad end results. Lindsay has the story. Then, Jethro tells us of a murderer who jumped bail and was on the lam for over three decades. Don't worry. He gets his in a most delightful way. Episode 22 is freshest if listened to before date on carton. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 19, 2022 • 32:07

TSE-020: Altering Your Prison Pajamas

TSE-020: Altering Your Prison Pajamas

Don't you love it when a horrible person gets their comeuppance in the end? Jethro has the story. And then, Lindsay has details on why it's not a good idea to cut corners when constructing a major dam. Warning! While listening to Episode 20, avoid contact with mucous membranes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 12, 2022 • 43:15

TSE-019: Sensible Cadaver Shoes

TSE-019: Sensible Cadaver Shoes

Jethro reports on a terrible mishap in the meat section at an Arizona Walmart. And then Lindsay gives us pointers on how not to burgle a store. WARNING! Do not puncture, incinerate, or store episode 19 above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 5, 2022 • 31:54

TSE-018: Exit Through The Sugarcane Field

TSE-018: Exit Through The Sugarcane Field

They say, "pride comes before the fall." Lindsay has a perfect example of this when one man decides his thievin' skills made him invincible. Then, Jethro reminds us that you can't learn everything from a Youtube video and that some things are best left to the professionals. Warning! Contents of Episode 18 may have settled during shipment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 28, 2022 • 34:24

TSE-017: Trampoline Chicken Coop

TSE-017: Trampoline Chicken Coop

Some people will do anything for delicious fresh baked goods. Jethro has a story of a guy who takes it to a whole different level. And then Lindsay has our very first listener-submitted story involving what would become an awesome display of pyrotechnics. Our 17th episode ontains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 21, 2022 • 34:31

TSE-016: Walking My Pig In The Panhandle

TSE-016: Walking My Pig In The Panhandle

Jethro has the story of a bank robber with extremely poor decision-making skills. Arresting police officers were bewildered. And then, who hasn't had luggage lost or damaged by a baggage handler? One guy exacted the ultimate revenge after his guitar was destroyed by a major airline. Lindsay has the details. It's episode 16! Actual crash results may vary. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 14, 2022 • 32:38

TSE-015: It Must Have Been One Sexy Bench

TSE-015: It Must Have Been One Sexy Bench

Things we learned this week in The Shallow End. Don't wear flip-flops when climbing Mount Fuji. Also, nobody likes a pantsless Batman. Lindsay has the details of an ill-advised live streamed event and Jethro talks about sexual escapades gone horribly wrong. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End does not enable you to fly. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 7, 2022 • 36:52

TSE-014: Never Believe A Drunken Engineer

TSE-014: Never Believe A Drunken Engineer

Lindsay has a story of a treasure hunt that went badly. Very, very badly. And then, can a time change be deadly? You bet it can! Jethro has all the details. It's episode 14! Now available without a prescription! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 31, 2022 • 37:44

TSE-013: Deadly Lawn Furniture

TSE-013: Deadly Lawn Furniture

Jethro has the ultimate story of instant karma involving a metal toilet. And then Lindsay delves into the dangers of lawnchair aeronautics. The little part of episode 13 which suffocates when the sharp part which gets hurt is swallowed is contained generously. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 24, 2022 • 34:38

TSE-012: Prophylactic Pyrotechnics

TSE-012: Prophylactic Pyrotechnics

Ever mistakenly throw away over a half billion dollars? Well, one guy did. Lindsay has the details. And then Jethro has a difficult time deciding which story of stupid decisions to share. So he shares several. Warning! Reheating episode 12 may cause it to warp. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 17, 2022 • 33:19

TSE-011: A Table Leg, A Broom And A Bottle of Shampoo

TSE-011: A Table Leg, A Broom And A Bottle of Shampoo

It was a very embarrassing day for this particular would-be home invader. Jethro has the details. Then Lindsay reports on a volcano selfie attempt that goes off the rails in a hurry. The best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is listening to Episode 11. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 10, 2022 • 32:50

TSE-010: Comfortable Salmon Footwear

TSE-010: Comfortable Salmon Footwear

Lindsay has a story of high-altitude Hijinx at 41,00 feet. It doesn't end well. And then, an all-you-can-eat Sushi promotion that goes bad before its freshness date. The slight variations in color and texture enhance the tenth episode's individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 3, 2022 • 36:49

TSE-009: Fun With Mortar Shells

TSE-009: Fun With Mortar Shells

Jethro tells the story of what could possibly be the most embarrassing trip to the emergency room. Then, what not to do when the power goes out. Lindsay has the details. Insurance regulations prohibit recipients from listening to Episode 9 without an escort. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 27, 2022 • 32:11

TSE008: Diesel Fumes And Nazi Sweat

TSE008: Diesel Fumes And Nazi Sweat

JG reports on the hilarious sinking of a WW II Nazi U-Boat. And then, can you coach a team to the Little League World Series and still have the time to rob 13 banks? Lindsay has the answer. If any defects in Episode 8 are discovered, do not attempt to repair them yourself, but return to an authorized Shallow End service center. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 20, 2022 • 36:37

TSE007: Some Rope And A Couple Gallons Of Vegetable Oil

TSE007: Some Rope And A Couple Gallons Of Vegetable Oil

Some people can get extremely creative when it comes to breaking and entering. But if it's an alcohol-fueled idea, it rarely ends well. Lindsay has the details. And then JG has a story of serious courtroom failures that prove that there are few limits to some people's stupidity. Episode 7 of The Shallow End is not a savings account and is not insured by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 13, 2022 • 34:24

TSE006: Keep Your Piano Opinions To Yourself

TSE006: Keep Your Piano Opinions To Yourself

Can a messy house kill you? Yes. Yes, it can. Lindsay has the unbelievable details. And then, Jethro discovers that a little confidence can carry a person a long way. In this case, right to prison. Episode six of The Shallow End is not intended for use as a dental drill. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 6, 2022 • 32:48

TSE005: Broken Glass And A Feces Covered Iphone 12

TSE005: Broken Glass And A Feces Covered Iphone 12

Lindsay tells us about a wacky party trick on the 24th floor of a highrise that went horribly wrong. Jethro follows that with a light-hearted tale involving vault toilets and dog leashes. The contents of this episode of The Shallow End should not be fed to fish. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 29, 2022 • 34:18

TSE004: I Had To Throw Away My Floor Mats

TSE004: I Had To Throw Away My Floor Mats

Lindsay has a cautionary tale for would-be poachers wearing quality pants. Then, Jethro investigates a story about a car with a bad odor that nearly turned deadly. For comfortable and safe use of The Shallow End, please read the Safety & Comfort Guide. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 22, 2022 • 35:05

TSE003: Fascinating Dresser Drawer Stories

TSE003: Fascinating Dresser Drawer Stories

JG tells us about an extremely bizarre circus act that left many traumatized. Others, however, found it hilarious. And then, a Facebook fail that led to prison time. Lindsay has all the ridiculous details. Episode 3 of TSE is not to be combined with radioisotopes except under the advice of a physician. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 19, 2022 • 32:31

TSE002: Those Scarlet Pants Are Fetching

TSE002: Those Scarlet Pants Are Fetching

It takes bravery and careful planning to become a professional stuntman. Unfortunately, William didn't have the latter. Then we hear the story of a very bitter man whose puttering in the garage turned deadly. Neither the seller nor the manufacturer will be liable for any brain damage arising from listening to The Shallow End. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 16, 2022 • 33:22

TSE001: A Scrum With a Guy In Underpants

TSE001: A Scrum With a Guy In Underpants

It's the very first episode of TSE! Lindsay tells us about a guy with a love for buffets and shotguns but hatred for cactus. Then, Jethro discovers a story of a man who will do anything for wine fresh from a tanker truck. TSE001 was assembled in the United States from U.S. and Japanese components. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 16, 2022 • 32:16

The Shallow End - Series Trailer

The Shallow End - Series Trailer

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 10, 2022 • 1:13

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