No Return
Kier Zhou
No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier ZhouEnjoy yourself in the chaotic, fantastical world of "No Return," where the worldbuilding ambition rivals Robert Jordan, the humour channels Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, and the violence echoes Tom Sharpe—all wrapped in the indie punk aesthetic of a one man band making content on a laptop powered by a potato.This full cast comedy fantasy spans a diverse array of tales:- Clumsy Divine Quests: Join researchers on accidental divine missions.- Mercenary Chaos: Witness comedic clashes between mercenaries and foreign warships.- Eerie Mysteries: Delve into the haunting search for lo...
13: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: We All Died For Daya!
Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesThey have faced a feinting force. They have faced insurgents in the city. They have faced the mysterious machinations of Alaric Sylwraith and they have faced the political arena of the colleges. But now the Warlords are here to play for real. Will the party be able to muster the motley band of Sun and Moonshields to defend the city walls against a prepared and disciplined force?I guess you should probably
Feb 25, • 1:02:32
Bonus Content: Fate of Daya: The Vashjek Inaia
Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesHerrand and Tran contemplate what is to come...Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnSupport the show
Feb 10, • 2:08
12: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: Everything Is Totally Normal!
Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin rations the city and bestows Swifty with a new title. Swifty puts Delicate Hammer through 'the trials' and Salryn speaks with the Vashjek Inaia.Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show
Feb 3, • 57:07
Bonus Content: Fate of Daya: Ceannaí
Send us a textCeannaí plots in the shadows.Support the show
Jan 16, • 5:13
11: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: The Clothes Maketh The Man..
Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesVita is dead... the city is still under attack... what will our heroes do?Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show
Jan 14, • 1:03:31
Bonus Content: The Regiment at Daya: Part 4
Send us a textDid you know the Orillian Regiment were at Daya? Then you have been paying close attention!The Boys return to see the aftermath of the Warlord's feint. Cpl Gavin Fern- Dylan SmithL/Cpl Hupsu Tommo- Jack DuncanSgt Malcolm Rigby - GirunduuSupport the show
Jan 13, • 1:59
11: The Orillian Regiment: That's The Way He’d Want To Go!
Send us a textGazi struggles to make friends with the Red Shirts... Colonel Wilifred struggles to put the evidence together... Gnilfeit and Third continue their battle... Tommo gets a touching moment...| Chermise Vermillion | Dragonbait| Dag'r | Lilly Inverse| Deky | Cameron Gergett| Gazi | Graham Capobianco| Gnilfeit | Krissi Williams| Layna Jareg | Rae Witte| Major | Chris (One Wall)| Olda| Anne Marie Lebeau| Rufus Sark | Chris (One Wall)| Sushila | Loretta Chang| Tommo | Jack Duncan| Von Ove
Dec 9, 2024 • 25:04
10: The Orillian Regiment: He's Not Going To Make It, Is He?
Send us a textGazi and Von Overton return to the lines just in time for the fight back... Von Overton receives some bad news. Luobo leaves Dagrun at the Row and goes looking for the Guard Commander. Tommo gets some peculiarly timed grief from one of his Vir. | Anan | Skyler Giordano | Bezeroa | Tyler Moody | Chermise Vermillion | Dragonbait | Dag'r | Lilly Inverse | Dagrun | Kier Zhou | Deky | Cameron Gergett | Door Man| Graham Capobianco | Gazi | Graham Capobianco | Ivanic | Justin Fife| Jinu
Nov 11, 2024 • 24:33
Friends Of The Show: Storytime with Silas.
Send us a textHey all! Welcome to another ‘Friends of the Show’ segment, where I introduce you to some of the incredible work my fellow creators, collaborators, and friends are doing! This week, I’m thrilled to introduce you to Storytime with Silas, a fantastic horror anthology series created by the talented folks over at The Majestic Goose Network. This annual anthology releases spine-chilling episodes weekly during the spooky season.The Majestic Goose Network is best known for their hilarious
Oct 24, 2024 • 40:17
The Lore of No Return!
Send us a textHey all!I am not going to clog up the No Return feed with all this crazy worldbuilding, but for those who are interested:The Lore of No Return will have it's own feed where I nerd out in detail (but not too much detail!) about Erset La Tari and the No Returniverse more generally.If you hate it, fear not! I won't be dropping more of it on here!But if you like it, you can find it on Spotify: Support the show
Oct 7, 2024 • 8:14
9: The Orillian Regiment: There Is Nothing But Harmony In The Row!
Send us a textWe flashback in time to give you all the context you were missing! Anan- | Skyler GiordanoDag'r - | Lilly InverseKova Dagrun- | Kier ZhouDeky- | Cameron GergettGav- | Dylan SmithGazi- | Graham CapobiancoGuildmaster- | GirunduuIvanic- | Justin FifeJarna - | Daniellelanois Jinu - | Ren @Ren_CantKane- | Tyler MoodyKongol- | OneWallChrisLuobo- | James HartMal- | GirunduuOlda- | Anne Marie LebeauOR Guard- | Tyler MoodySam - | Kier ZhouSendat- | Rae WitteSharp- | Kier Zhou
Oct 1, 2024 • 37:03
Equinox: Star Harvest
Send us a textEquinox Anthology (alienghostrobot.com)An anthology of short fiction from some of the most inventive and creative indie audio storytellers working today. Released every Equinox and Solstice, each episode features short sci-fi audio works created just for this show, all around a particular theme. All stories are (c) by their creators, all rights reserved.Autumnal Equinox 2024 - "Harvest"The inaugural episode features six short stories from some fantastic creators, working with the t
Sep 23, 2024 • 13:47
Equinox: Star Harvest: Teaser
Send us a textStar Harvest is written by Kier Zhou, Girunduu and SuperTeekEquinox Anthology is a new collection of sci-fi audio short fiction, hopefully ongoing, with episodes being released every Equinox and Solstice. Audio fiction creators submit short audio works around a simple theme which are collected into each episode.Equinox Anthology (alienghostrobot.com)Support the show
Sep 4, 2024 • 1:24
2: The 2teg: Are You Sure You're Not Just Really, Really, Really Ill?!
Send us a textWow, the 'old fashioned approach' really is much easier to follow. But... I mean... dead men showing up contrary to every rule in the book.. selective memory from the prime suspect... I'm not buying it.Samael Vine/Rayan/Matthias Alaric/Weiguan- Kier ZhouLars Xu- Blake White Scurlott Tupou- Marta Hodgson Gnilfiet/Lucca- Krissi Williams Leda- Lilly Inverse Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-Tickle Cole Lumbo- Chris RR Bauso Selwyn Janicek – Stasi Dimitrova ig Niillas
Sep 3, 2024 • 29:59
Just A Little Update!
Send us a Text Message.Well, hello there, ladies, gents, and Alts! Pekko here with a little update for you!Some of you might have noticed that "The Fate of Daya," which had been on a pretty slick and regular release schedule (certainly by the standards of the No Return Universe), suddenly went quiet!Well, I am here to let you know that the real-life issues that got in the way of production have been dealt with, and the gang will be back at the table from August, with releases anticipated to star
Jun 30, 2024 • 2:15
1: The 2teg: It's Like Dranekian Theatre!
Send us a textThank the silent gods! We have finally dropped that insane story telling device (literally) and now we can get to the bottom of what is happening with some good old fashion interrogation!Commander Vine/Matthias Alaric/Rayan/Saurians: Kier ZhouDomina Elyra Lightfoot: Abbie Jordan-TickleNyalie Alaric: Glenda VillimarConstable Lucca/D'Brie: Krissi WilliamsLt Lars Xu - Blake WhiteCole Lumbo P.I: Chris RR Bauso Selwyn Janicek: Stasi Dimitrova igNiillas Janicek: Dylan SmithAnzhlo:
Jun 16, 2024 • 28:21
3: Mageslayers: It May Already Be too Late, Eunuch Boy!
Send us a Text Message.The Mageslayers head to the ancient city of Reach in the Terrq'n Mountains to investigate their mysterious artefact! Written by Kier Zhou and Jack DuncanAddison De Ara - Laura DuncanShain Sotalach - Adam RobinsonDescartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan SmithNanda Nall- Justin FifeCinte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-MairNikol Ashorn - Cameron GergettPhaetra Coi- DaniellelanoisSeilbh- Krissi WilliamsPogrim Pogglefield-Jack DuncanFlavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- GirunduuLibrarian- Kier Z
May 28, 2024 • 30:01
1: Mageslayers: This Time, It's Me!
This is a story about heroes. No, that’s too much. This is a story about what it takes to make a hero. Welcome to Erset La Tari, the Land of No Return!This strange and mysterious realm teeters ever on the verge of disaster, barely having survived the apocalyptic world curses! But from the ashes rose the Treaty of Budan and the nations of La Tari achieved a hard won peace. The starving were fed, calamitous war averted and a safe and prosperous zone established. But there were those who opposed
Apr 29, 2024 • 23:42
743$736: FeedError: Part Seven.
Send us a textOriginal release date 20 Apr 2024I've fixed this bloody thing three times now! Why is it being so weird!? I think we might have to drop this story telling conceit if it carries on any longer...Cole Lumbo - Chris RR BausoElyra Lightfoot - Abbie TickleMatko- AJ Fidalgo (AKA Mr F)Vasa - Lilly InverseSelwyn Janicek- Stasi Dimitrova igZafar- Christian Maclean-MairSupport the show
Apr 19, 2024 • 21:02
Bonus Episode: The Regiment at Daya
Did you know the Orillian Regiment were at Daya?Then you have been paying close attention!Cpl Gavin Fern- Dylan SmithL/Cpl Hupsu Tommo- Jack DuncanSgt Malcolm Rigby - Girunduu Ice Cream Seller - Kier ZhouSupport the show
Apr 18, 2024 • 5:18
Announcement: Nymphaeum Ep 1 & 2 Rerecorded and Remastered
Hey You! Listener! Yes you! A little birdie told me that you thought the recording quality on episode 1 and 2 of the Nymphaeum was crap. Well.. guess what! We went back and re recorded it with better equipment and touched up a bit of the sound design too! We even combined it into one 40 minute episode Just for you! Just because we love you and nothing to do with Chris RR Bauso teasing K Zhou about it and him being a thin skinned little Jessie… So why don’t you go back and relisten to The Nymph
Apr 14, 2024 • 1:01
4: Mageslayers: Who Sh*t In Your Büno?!
Send us a textWhilst most of the party try to advance the plot and explore a little lore, Dec and Lif's antics derail the story.Want to learn more about Terrq and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Written by Kier Zhou and Jack DuncanAddison De Ara - Laura DuncanShain Sotalach - Adam RobinsonDescartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan SmithNanda Nall- Justin FifeCinte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-MairNikol Ashorn - Cameron GergettPhaetra Coi- DaniellelanoisSeilbh- Krissi W
Apr 3, 2024 • 35:31
2: Mageslayers: Revenge of the Cult Teens Of Terrible Darkness
Send us a textThe story continues!Written by Kier Zhou and Jack DuncanAddison De Ara - Laura DuncanShain Sotalach - Adam RobinsonDescartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan SmithNanda Nall- Justin FifeCinte Micheart/Silda Grass- Gemma Maclean-MairMr Grass - Robb ClarkNikol Ashorn - Cameron GergettPhaetra Coi- DaniellelanoisSeilbh- Krissi WilliamsPogrim Pogglefield-Jack DuncanFlavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- GirunduuMagekid -Ryan Andrew DillonDark Mistress- Kiyana Morgan @KiChanVAGore Drinker- GirunduuKe
Apr 1, 2024 • 27:30
9: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: I Am Quite Concussed!
Send us a Text Message.Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin and Swifty investigate Alaric. The Party reunites to see Vita.Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the Show.
Mar 31, 2024 • 1:02:52
Friends Of The Show: Strange New Worlds and Spaced Out Tales
Strange New Worlds and Spaced Out TalesEpisode 16 - Single Point of FailureA farcical Sci-Fi comedy crime caper.It was supposed to be a simple kidnapping. But when a hapless criminal gang ends up abducting the wrong man by mistake, everything begins to fall apart.Written by Jim CoganAnd starredJohn Kennard as ChiefStephen Newhand as BungleJim Cogan as TechWojciech Matras as WheelsJoe Kilcar as DobbsLauren Deakin as CharityPaul Lawley-Jones as Elon CarverKaleb Deatherage as the JournalistCisco de
Mar 24, 2024 • 35:09
Friends Of The Show: The Wizard Scroll
THE WIZARD SCROLL is a sword & sorcery sci-fi narrative the likes of which will make yo' momma say 'Dang son/daughter/offspring, where'd you find this?' Tales of high fantasy, of trials and triumph, of quests both epic and mundane, as well as the occasional musical number. The realm of Yyrgsland is filled to the brim with all manner of folk, and boy let me tell you, the escapades that these crazy characters get themselves into would perhaps have made even the late and great Tolkien himself snick
Feb 13, 2024 • 25:32
743$736: FeedError: Part Five.
Sorry guys... the LUDEN is still malfunctioning! Constable Lucca- Krissi WilliamsConstable D'Brie - Maddie Williams Matthias Alaric/Rayan - Kier ZhouLt Lars Xu - Blake WhiteSelwyn Janicek: Stasi Dimitrova ig, Bones of the LandNiillas Janicek -Dylan Smith, Heartfire TalesRogue LifeBenny Bowers is a man stuck in an ever-changing time loop: jumping from Film Noir to Paranormal Investigator Reality Show to Viking Drama and everything in between. Join us as he unravels the mystery of what is rea
Feb 1, 2024 • 26:46
74310v3e5: FeedError: Part Six.
Send us a textYep.... yep... definitely in need of repairs...Originally published 26 Feb 2024Samael Vine: Kier ZhouNiillas Janicek: Dylan SmithSelwyn Janicek: Stasi Dimitrova igPaela: DragonbaitMatko: AJ Fidaglo AKA Mr FVasa: Lilly Inverse Support the show
Jan 31, 2024 • 28:50
3: Actual: Play: The Fate of Daya: The Battle of Nuur
Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Our heroes thought the war was over…but the battle has come to familiar shores.Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show
Jan 15, 2024 • 46:17
10: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: You Wouldn't Believe Me, Even If I Told You...
Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesCan Alaric talk his way out of this one?Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show
Jan 14, 2024 • 48:46
8: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: What Manner Of Gobsh**e Is This!?
Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesThe battle for the streets ends...the battle for the city begins.Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show
Jan 12, 2024 • 23:36
7: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: Keep That Blade Sharp, Yeah.
Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Salryn rises to the occasion!Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show
Jan 11, 2024 • 41:23
6: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: If You Have To Step Up, You Step Up
Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesWill Salryn rise to the occasion?Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show
Jan 10, 2024 • 38:55
Bonus Content: The Regiment at Daya: Part 3
Send us a textDid you know the Orillian Regiment were at Daya? Then you have been paying close attention!The Boys meet the enemy in battle and put up a good fight... but their reinforcements are taking too much time...Cpl Gavin Fern- Dylan SmithL/Cpl Hupsu Tommo- Jack DuncanSgt Malcolm Rigby - GirunduuJiloat Levi - Connor Hodgson Support the show
Jan 10, 2024 • 4:26
2: The Fate of Daya: The Adventurers and The City
Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales All seems well in Daya and the war is finally going the right way! Daya’s Army and it’s allies are marching to the destruction of the warlords who have plagued the land for almost a century. Hope is in the air, a new future just on the horizon… nothing could possibly go wrong.Welcome to our vibrant world where gods have abandoned mortals and an intriguing adventure awaits you.Uncover the secrets of the city of Daya tog
Jan 9, 2024 • 55:54
5: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: I Require It, Nonetheless
Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales An assassin in the warehouse, a mysterious character under the temple, and a useless commander of the guard- the story continues.Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show
Jan 9, 2024 • 48:56
4: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: "What Do We Do?"
Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales The city burns, the farms burn and the enemy army is marching towards them… what will our heroes do?Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnJorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the show
Jan 8, 2024 • 45:10
Bonus Content: The Regiment at Daya: Part 2
Send us a textDid you know the Orillian Regiment were at Daya? Then you have been paying close attention!The Warlord's troops arrive on the Eastern shore of the Nuur.Cpl Gavin Fern- Dylan SmithL/Cpl Hupsu Tommo- Jack DuncanSgt Malcolm Rigby - Girunduu Warlord Captain - Kier ZhouSupport the show
Jan 8, 2024 • 1:48
1: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: What is an Actual Play?
Send us a textHey all! We, here at No Return, are returning to our roots! As some of you may know, Erset La Tari; The Land of No Return, began life as a 'homebrew' Table Top Role Playing Game (TTRPG) setting. Thanks to the immense talents of Dylan Smith (GM of Hearthfire Tales, as well as the voice of Sergeant Gavin Fern and Niillas Janicek on No Return) we are able to bring No Return to you in the form of a TTRPG Actual play.Co- Gamemastered by Dylan and Kier Zhou and played by the r
Jan 5, 2024 • 3:14
2024 Update!
Hello everyone and happy new year!, sorry for it being a little quiet on the old feed for the last little while but I thought I would give you a little update on what's going on behind the scenes at No Return.I would like to thank you all again for your patience and support with the project. As you know we are a small crew here- in fact it was just me- until very recently when Jack Duncan, Gemma Maclean Mair and Lou Sutcliffe stepped in to help with the writing! And the scale, ambition and
Jan 4, 2024 • 3:50
Announcement: Why Are You All Skipping Episode 9?!
I’m a numpty… you’re a numpty doesn’t matter- the finale will be pretty co fusing without it!! Support the show
Sep 28, 2023 • 0:42
Finale: Wide-End: Less Than An Animal!
Part one concludes.The part of Anzhlo was played by the magnificent Matt EvansLady Yvonna was played by the luminous Lauren LittlewoodBrucco was voiced by the charming Christian Maclean-MairYsenda was acted by the ever graceful Gemma Maclean-MairChura and The Domina were played by the accomplished Abbie Jordan-TickleFuzhlo was played by the Dazling Dontae MajorsTurzhlo was played by the Daring Drew Hupfa B and, on occasion, Kier ZhouOrryn was voiced initially by the magnificent Mario Guttedauro
Sep 28, 2023 • 22:43
Bonus Content: KillFM: Wrath
No Return participated in this year's instalment of KillFM: an ever changing collaborative weird fiction anthology podcast.K I L L FM is the brainchild of a bunch of audio drama creators who wanted to make some weird fiction and would be damned if anything would get in their way...KillFM3: Testify invites you to join their humble congregation for a sermon on the danger of those seven deadly sins - and be sure to open your purse strings as thanks in the name of our Lord!If you like it weird, tune
Sep 3, 2023 • 9:36
Mageslayers!
Send us a text"Anderkant doesn't make sense and it's boring!"So have a trailer for a new comedy series set in the No Return Universe.Support the show
Aug 14, 2023 • 2:57
Announcement: Episode Release Break!
Hey, listeners. Ever thought about what it's like to be worshipped as a prophet - by a cult that believes in the fictional gods of your own show? Yep, that's my current predicament. Trapped and cut-off from the world, my only solace is my phone - and the loyalty of you, my precious audience. As the cult sees me as a divine messenger, my daily existence is a topsy-turvy blend of fear and absurdity. But let's not forget about the show! Word's around that the crew is thinking of taking a release b
Jul 3, 2023 • 2:33
The First Episode Of: No Return
The First Episode Of... is an occasional podcast about audio drama and the creative process hosted by W. Keith Tims. In each show, I listen to the first episode of an indie audio drama, then have a discussion with the creators about the show, their methods, their struggles, and successes. It's a great conversation for anyone interested in storytelling and creativity, and with so much talent and variety out there, you're sure to find your next favourite audio drama by listening.If you are an audi
May 21, 2023 • 35:10
Friends Of The Show: Human-B-Gon
HUMAN-B-GONA sci-fi comedy fiction podcast series by Drew FrohmannExcited about the AI Takeover? Lol at a future where robots capture stray humans. In reality show style, we follow a crew of emotionally unstable robots as they capture stray humans in Droidston, Nanotoba, and ethically relocate them to Garbage Island. You can listen to HUMAN-B-GON wherever you get your podcasts! Thank you to HUMAN-B-GON for their support. HUMAN-B-GONSupport the show
May 17, 2023 • 30:27
The Saga Of Thadene Orillian: Part Four.
The Saga of Thadene Orillian forms the founding mythos of the peoples of the North Hub and is referenced regularly in the No Return universe.Listen and enjoy to the Lyrical Poems which form The Saga.Please excuse the self-indulgent academic analysis. Support the show
May 15, 2023 • 14:03
Announcement: Patreon!!!
PatreonHey, it’s K Zhou, Master of Story and Song here and luminary creator of No Return. You may have noticed that I’ve removed most of the totally free and totally awesome bonus content which was clogging the feed with my my limitless talent and skill.Well that’s because I’ve been informed that you assholes haven’t been paying for it! [interruption] What? I’m recording a message for the asshole audience… no…no I want put the recorder down damn it! Like I told my dad I’m not going back to reh
Apr 25, 2023 • 1:03
Bards: Fiadh’s Lullaby
Enjoy the soulful lullaby from a Mother and Sinsalla Warrior of Foraois Mhór, Fiadh Meliamne.Written and performed by Gemma Maclean-MairBonus Ep Intro
Apr 25, 2023 • 2:09
Bards: This Is Not A Warning
By popular request!From ‘The Bards Of Emedu’ Episode.Please enjoy ‘This Is Not A Warning’ by the experimental Kabouter’s of Xing, Lanlen and The Troll SplittersWritten and performed by Stuart Bullock @ThisisBardcoreBonus Ep Intro
Apr 24, 2023 • 3:14
Bonus Content: Sometimes...Friendly Is Just That...
Sometimes a conversation can have very different meanings to different people.Meet Mekyli Karl and Guildmaster Aaronson and learn a little more about the city of Sada Emedu.Did you know?!No Return started out as a TTRPG setting? The locations and characters were originally designed for a fantasy tabletop adventure.This tabletop game was eventually supplemented by flash fiction stories designed to wordbuild, establish important NPC characters and key events in order to improve immersion for the p
Apr 23, 2023 • 13:40
Bards: Era Of Silence
By popular request!From ‘The Bards Of Emedu’ Episode.Please enjoy ‘Era of Silence’ by Emeduan Bard, Celia Joyce.Written by Gemma Maclean-Mair Performed by Abbie Tickle and Gemma Maclean-MairBonus Ep Intro
Apr 21, 2023 • 2:07
Bards: This Is My Goodbye
By popular request!From ‘The Bards Of Emedu’ Episode.Please enjoy ‘This Is My Goodbye’ by Emeduan Bard, Ered Rada Written and performed by Connor Hodgson Bonus Ep Intro
Apr 20, 2023 • 5:14
Friends Of The Show: How It Ends
About How it EndsOn an ordinary evening in November 1993, Micah’s entire world collapsed when her father, Nolan, died in a car accident. As time passed, Micah suffered from horrifying night terrors and an eerie recurring dream that left her exhausted and on edge. How it Ends was supposed to free her from her nightmares and help her deal with her loss… but when she receives new information about her father’s accident from an unexpected source, Micah’s world changes once again. And she discovers t
Apr 18, 2023 • 30:56
Bonus Content: The Last To Leave
Send us a textThe final days of the last age were filled with sadness...but for some... cosmic calamity was new...Across many worlds and many lands, amongst many creatures... The Fall brought many ends and many beginnings... these are the tragic words of 'One of Many', 'The Last to Leave'.One of Many: Justin FifeAngau: Kier ZhouSupport the show
Sep 29, 2022 • 22:09
8: Anderkant: You Truly Know Nothing!
Send us a textMin explores the temple. The Lessee has a fiery reunion. Herrand tries to walk a tight rope. Gnilfiet drinks some soup!Want to learn more about Anderkant, the Kabouters and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnGnilfeit- Krissi Williams Thae Oraen - Gemma Maclean Mair Everyone else- Kier ZhouContent Warning:- Torture- Violence- Lazy Crazy Oversexed Goddess TropeSupport the show
Sep 11, 2022 • 43:51
7: Anderkant: I Have No Idea What's Happening!
Send us a textAre you finding Anderkant confusing and difficult to follow? Well how do you think Min feels?!Min finally makes it to Anderkant and encounters one of it's denizens. Gnilfeit makes gets more involved with the Lessee's plans... H keeps manipulating our hapless hero.Want to learn more about Anderkant, the Kabouters and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Gnilfeit- Krissi Williams Thae Oraen - Gemma Maclean Mair Miner 1 - Adam Robinson Miner 2 - Stuart
Sep 11, 2022 • 54:23
6: Anderkant: I Just Want Out...
Send us a textIf you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!PatreonWho is 'H'? Who is The Lessee? Who is this enigmatic sister?...Well...actually...if you've been listening to the other stories and bonus episodes...you might be able to figure out the latter... and the former...This episode follows our villain's backstory and begins to unravel the mystery of what they are really up to with the Anderkant Project.Be prepared..
Sep 10, 2022 • 37:44
Bonus Content: The Terrq'n Problem
Send us a Text Message.Enjoy an draft Op Ed by Jyce Inacio, Editor in Chief of the Coalition of Printers in which he discusses the problems faced by Emedu by the recent political turmoil in the mountain nation of Terrq.Did you know?!No Return started out as a TTRPG setting? The locations and characters were originally designed for a fantasy tabletop adventure.This tabletop game was eventually supplemented by flash fiction stories designed to wordbuild, establish important NPC characters and key
Sep 9, 2022 • 14:09
Bonus Content: The Accessible Doctrine Project
The Anderkant project endeavours to unravel the mysteries of the Ancients for the benefit of all. However, it must be acknowledged that the Anderkant Project is not the only institution seeking greater clarity and coherence in their understanding of the world's history. Due credit must be given to those others who have contributed to our endeavours so far, in particular,;The scholars of The Order of the Divine Return and the surviving remnants of The Nymphaeum at Celis...intended or otherwise...
Sep 8, 2022 • 13:46
5: Anderkant: It Was The Leps!
If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Min runs for his life to escape the darkland creatures- only to begin running out of air...is this our hero's final goodbye?Content Warning ⚠️: - Foul language - Peril - Violence- Death/DyingRogue LifeBenny Bowers is a man stuck in an ever-changing time loop: jumping from Film Noir to Paranormal Investigator Reality Show to Viking Drama and everything in between
Sep 8, 2022 • 19:43
4: Anderkant: I Can Carry It!
Send us a textIf you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!PatreonSounds of movement in the dark spook our trapped pioneers. The Lessee's sister visits with warnings and 'H' finally convinces Min to head into Anderkant...but boy does that Kabouter like to dilly-dally...Want to learn more about Anderkant, the Kabouters and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnGnilfiet: Krissi WilliamsSupport the show
Sep 7, 2022 • 24:40
Recap: Anderkant Part One
Recap of episodes 1, 2 and 3 of Anderkant.Support the show
Sep 6, 2022 • 4:45
Bonus Content: The Bards of Sada Emedu
It's not all doom, gloom and adventure in Erset La Tari- especially not in the Emeduan capitol.Sit down, listen and enjoy a little low stakes comedy-drama from the Bards of Sada Emedu.Lanlen is played by Stuart Bullock @ThisisbardcoreEred Rada is played by Connor Hodgson @JC_Twosteps/ http://jcandthetwosteps.co.uk/Celia Joyce is played by Abbie Tickle.Putrack Winesworth is played by Mario GuttadauroThe Dry Egg's Master of Ceremonies is played by Kier ZhouThe Emeduan Hymn (Lyrics) were
Sep 5, 2022 • 24:26
3: Anderkant: I Said Don’t! Interrupt!
If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882The Lessee shows his true colours and the Specialist pays the price. Min and 'H' spend some time staring at the stars.Content Warning ⚠️: - Foul language - Peril - Violence- Death/Dying- SuicideSupport the show
Sep 4, 2022 • 17:19
2: Anderkant: Please, Call Me 'H'
If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Trapped and alone in the Darklands, Min considers his options.Content Warning ⚠️: - Foul language - Peril - Violence- Death/DyingSupport the show
Sep 3, 2022 • 16:42
1: Anderkant: I Can't Do This.
Send us a textIf you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Journey into the deepest depths of the Darklands.Content Warning ⚠️: - Foul language - Peril - Violence- Death/DyingSupport the show
Sep 2, 2022 • 16:14
Anderkant Trailer
Send us a textI think the title of this episode says it all…Support the show
Sep 1, 2022 • 3:02
The Saga Of Thadene Orillian: Part Five.
Send us a textThe Saga of Thadene Orillian forms the founding mythos of the peoples of the North Hub and is referenced regularly in the No Return universe.Listen and enjoy to the Lyrical Poems which form The Saga.Please excuse the self-indulgent academic analysis. Support the show
Sep 1, 2022 • 10:12
Anderkant Trailer
Trailer for 'Anderkant'.Support the show
Sep 1, 2022 • 1:47
Anderkant Will Return In 2024!
Anderkant will return in Early 2024!Support the show
Aug 31, 2022 • 0:13
Bonus Content: The Tales of Sada Emedu: Herrand
Who is Herrand?Did you know?!No Return started out as a TTRPG setting? The locations and characters were originally designed for a fantasy tabletop adventure.This tabletop game was eventually supplemented by flash fiction stories designed to wordbuild, establish important NPC characters and key events in order to improve immersion for the players.These bonus episodes are those stories, taken from the ‘Tales of Sada Emedu’ flash fiction podcast.Listen and enjoyMusic written and performed by Omega
Aug 25, 2022 • 11:45
Bonus Content: Niillas Rises
Niillas awakes from the darkness and struggles to remember who or what he is...or how he got to this place...Did you know?!No Return started out as a TTRPG setting? The locations and characters were originally designed for a fantasy tabletop adventure.This tabletop game was eventually supplemented by flash fiction stories designed to wordbuild, establish important NPC characters and key events in order to improve immersion for the players.These bonus episodes are those stories, taken from the ‘T
Aug 11, 2022 • 11:59
Bonus Content: The Viran
We return for the final time to our young lovers in this bonus episode from Tales of Sada Emedu.Did you know?!No Return started out as a TTRPG setting? The locations and characters were originally designed for a fantasy tabletop adventure.This tabletop game was eventually supplemented by flash fiction stories designed to wordbuild, establish important NPC characters and key events in order to improve immersion for the players.These bonus episodes are those stories, taken from the ‘Tales of Sada
Aug 10, 2022 • 25:59
Bonus Content: The Narrows
We return to the young lovers with another bonus episode.Did you know?!No Return started out as a TTRPG setting? The locations and characters were originally designed for a fantasy tabletop adventure.This tabletop game was eventually supplemented by flash fiction stories designed to wordbuild, establish important NPC characters and key events in order to improve immersion for the players.These bonus episodes are those stories, taken from the ‘Tales of Sada Emedu’ flash fiction podcast.Listen and
Aug 9, 2022 • 22:08
Bonus Content: Keruh Avenue
A bonus episode showing us the day in the life of young lovers in the capitol.Did you know?!No Return started out as a TTRPG setting? The locations and characters were originally designed for a fantasy tabletop adventure.This tabletop game was eventually supplemented by flash fiction stories designed to wordbuild, establish important NPC characters and key events in order to improve immersion for the players.These bonus episodes are those stories, taken from the ‘Tales of Sada Emedu’ flash ficti
Aug 8, 2022 • 19:13
Recap: Steg 2: You Are An Echo Of An Afterimage
Recap of 2: Steg
Aug 7, 2022 • 2:01
Bonus Content: Big Trouble in Little Lloyren
It seems the appearance of these weapons were not a surprise to everyone.Did you know?!No Return started out as a TTRPG setting? The locations and characters were originally designed for a fantasy tabletop adventure.This tabletop game was eventually supplemented by flash fiction stories designed to wordbuild, establish important NPC characters and key events in order to improve immersion for the players.These bonus episodes are those stories, taken from the ‘Tales of Sada Emedu’ flash fiction po
Aug 7, 2022 • 8:01
Friends of the Show: Bones of the Land
Selwyn Janicek from episode one of The Steg is played by Stasi Dimitrova. Stasi and Amelia Chisholm have written and directed the amazing Bones of the Land; a five-episode anthology fantasy audio drama series.Bones of the Land is a Mount Pleasant and Better Pictures Production. You can support them by following @bonesoftheland on twitter.Check them out!Bonus Ep Intro
Aug 7, 2022 • 1:08
Friends of the Show: Neon Shadows: A Noir Tale
Hey all! Welcome to another Friend’s of the Show Bonus episode. This week we are doing a full feed drop of episode 1 of one of my favourite audio dramas: Neon Shadows: A Noir Tale. Ian Knowles, creator of Neon shadows has been a listener and supporter of No Return since it started and it is a genuine pleasure to share his work with you on the No Return feed. So what is Neon Shadows about?Well, it’s about: Murder! Mystery! Tragedy! The story follows Private investigator Frank Dixon as he solves
Aug 7, 2022 • 18:27
Bonus Content: The Row of Rigid Spears.
SPOILER: What the bloody hell happened at The Row?!Did you know?!No Return started out as a TTRPG setting? The locations and characters were originally designed for a fantasy tabletop adventure.This tabletop game was eventually supplemented by flash fiction stories designed to wordbuild, establish important NPC characters and key events in order to improve immersion for the players.These bonus episodes are those stories, taken from the ‘Tales of Sada Emedu’ flash fiction podcast.Listen and enjoy
Aug 6, 2022 • 17:59
Bonus Content: The Reach Plateau
Miya and Vozu traverse the Reach Plateau en route to Sada Emedu in the aftermath of it's destruction.Did you know?!No Return started out as a TTRPG setting? The locations and characters were originally designed for a fantasy tabletop adventure.This tabletop game was eventually supplemented by flash fiction stories designed to wordbuild, establish important NPC characters and key events in order to improve immersion for the players.These bonus episodes are those stories, taken from the ‘Tales of
Aug 4, 2022 • 16:12
Recap: Steg 1: Twenty-Two on the Way In
Recap of Ep 1 of The Steg
Aug 4, 2022 • 3:47
0:The Steg: Primer
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Aug 1, 2022 • 3:47
743$736: FeedError: Part Four.
Send us a textThese bloody LUDENs! This one is on the fritz...but wait... is that Lars and The Dockmaster?!Introductory Speaker: Stuart BullockCaptian Luobo: James HartLieutenant Lars Xu: Blake WhiteTheodore DeLafontaine/Random Guard 1/Random Guard 3: GirunduuCommander Vine/Dockmaster Alaric/Baron Halywyn/Wieguan: Kier ZhouGrok (The Crimson Gammon): Adam RobinsonJyce Inacio: Cameron GergettKareth: Glenda VillamarRandom Guard 1: DanielleanoisSupport the show
Jul 29, 2022 • 23:48
9: Wide-End: I Shall Deliberate...
Send us a Text Message.It. Gets. Real.The part of Anzhlo was played by the magnificent Matt EvansLady Yvonna was played by the luminous Lauren LittlewoodBrucco was voiced by the charming Christian Maclean-MairYsenda was acted by the ever graceful Gemma Maclean-MairChura and The Domina were played by the accomplished Abbie Jordan-TickleFuzhlo was played by the Dazling Dontae MajorsTurzhlo was played by the Daring Drew Hupfa B and, on occasion, Kier ZhouOrryn was voiced initially by the magnificen
Jul 11, 2022 • 36:52
Letter Number Four.
A reply to letter three.Support the show
Jul 8, 2022 • 1:12
Bonus Content: The UWF
This group are lurking in the background of many stories, but who are they?Did you know?!No Return started out as a TTRPG setting? The locations and characters were originally designed for a fantasy tabletop adventure.This tabletop game was eventually supplemented by flash fiction stories designed to wordbuild, establish important NPC characters and key events in order to improve immersion for the players.These bonus episodes are those stories, taken from the ‘Tales of Sada Emedu’ flash fiction
Jul 8, 2022 • 8:31
Recap: Wide-End 2: Let's See What All The Fuss Is About, Shall We?
Recap of Ep 2 of Wide-End.
Jul 7, 2022 • 3:32
Bonus Content: The Ghend
We continue our journey with Ber Pat as he finds himself locked up in Sada Emedu's infamous 'Ghend' Island Prison.Im-Hul Boss: Lawrence PaddonBer Pat : Dave HodgsonDid you know?!No Return started out as a TTRPG setting? The locations and characters were originally designed for a fantasy tabletop adventure.This tabletop game was eventually supplemented by flash fiction stories designed to wordbuild, establish important NPC characters and key events in order to improve immersion for the players.Th
Jul 7, 2022 • 36:16
5: Wide-End: Letter Number Three.
Send us a Text Message.A response to Letter Number TwoSupport the Show.
Jul 6, 2022 • 0:50
3: The Ansa Enclave: Everything is Good, If You Stay with Me.
Send us a textIf you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!PatreonThe party rest and chat after days of sleepless searching, little do they know how close is their quarry. Yav and Robin make their way through the brush, and things start to get stranger. Want to learn more about Lern, Emedu and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnHelga- Brenna Anderson-Dowd (@The_WitchyWoman)Saryn- David Wandelt (www.DavidWandelt.com) A
Jul 6, 2022 • 19:01
2: Wide-End: Let's See What All The Fuss Is About, Shall We?
If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Brucco returns to the camp and Lady Isolde attempts to befriend Anzhlo. Fuzhlo and Gnilfeit meet with Semion Quietknife.Anzhlo- Matt EvansYvonna Isolde- Lauren LittlewoodErik Isolde- Kier ZhouBrucco- Christian McLean-MairYsenda - Gemma McLean-MairOrryn- Kier Zhou Fuzhlo- Dontae MajorsChura- Abbie Jordan-TickleContent Warning ⚠️: - Foul language - Peril - Violence- De
Jul 6, 2022 • 21:55
Bonus Content: Neea, Liruh and The Boundary
Boundary Vanguard Attestees Master Neea and Novice Liruh discuss literature, art, history and culture in one of the supposedly safer areas of the boundary.Did you know?!No Return started out as a TTRPG setting? The locations and characters were originally designed for a fantasy tabletop adventure.This tabletop game was eventually supplemented by flash fiction stories designed to wordbuild, establish important NPC characters and key events in order to improve immersion for the players.These bonus
Jul 4, 2022 • 15:50
Recap: Wide-End: Bloody Ungrateful Creatures
Recap of Wide-End: Bloody Ungrateful CreaturesBonus Ep Intro
Jul 4, 2022 • 3:49
Bonus Content: Tales of Sada Emedu: Delinquent, Malefactor, Family Man
Meet Ber Pat and his daughter Rani as they take part in the annual 'Harassing of the Guard'. A well attended and celebrated act of civil disobedience observed by the Halfling of Little Luiren in the lead up to the Annual Flugtag Championships.Ber Pat: Dave HodgsonRani Pat: Rebeeca HodgsonConstable Grimshaw: Lee Hodgson Did you know?!No Return started out as a TTRPG setting? The locations and characters were originally designed for a fantasy tabletop adventure.This tabletop game was eventually su
Jul 4, 2022 • 14:45
2: The Ansa Enclave: Into the Wildland.
Send us a textIf you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Tal, Helga, Saryn and Ayelen enter the Wildlands against the advice of the Township looking for the missing children. Helga- Brenna Anderson-Dowd (@The_WitchyWoman) Saryn- David Wandelt (www.DavidWandelt.com) Ayelen- Luke Scowen (@duderooni) Tal- Kier Zhou Yav- Poppy Hodgson Robin - Oliver Hodgson Written & Produced- Kier Zhou, Introduction M
Jul 3, 2022 • 24:03
1: The Ansa Enclave: Lorrin and The Kerret.
Send us a textIf you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Young Lorrin returns home after being missing in the Wilds and is being tight-lipped about what happened out there. Will the story of how the Kerret found it's teeth be enough to convince him to speak?Ru - GirunduuTal- Kier Zhou Lorrin- Matthew ZhouWritten and produced by Kier ZhouContent Warning ⚠️: - Implied child perilSupport the show
Jul 2, 2022 • 11:05
Letter Number One.
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Jul 2, 2022 • 1:05
The Ansa Enclave Will Return in 2024!
The Ansa Enclave will return in early 2024!Support the show
Jun 30, 2022 • 0:11
The Saga Of Thadene Orillian: Part 3
The Saga of Thadene Orillian forms the founding mythos of the peoples of the North Hub and is referenced regularly in the No Return universe.Listen and enjoy to the Lyrical Poems which form The Saga.Please excuse the self-indulgent academic analysis. Bonus Ep IntroSupport the show
Jun 30, 2022 • 11:22
6: The Ansa Enclave: It Appears We Are Being Watched.
If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882As Tal and Helga argue something or someone approaches the camp. Helga- Brenna Anderson-Dowd (@The_WitchyWoman)Saryn- David Wandelt (www.DavidWandelt.com) Ayelen- Luke Scowen (@duderooni)Tal- Kier Zhou Yav- Poppy Hodgson Robin - Oliver Hodgson Written & Produced- Kier Zhou,Introduction Music by Abbie Jordan Tickle & Gemma Maclean-MairContent Warning ⚠️: - F
Jun 11, 2022 • 21:40
Bonus Content: The Parable of Elra and the Whispering Willow
Send us a textWhy did Semion keep calling The Domina, 'Elra'?Is it because my Dad doesn't know how to pronounce the 'Y' in Elyra?No! It references an ancient Halfling Fable from long before the Fall...And also because Dad doesn't know what ys are for... things can be multiple things... okay?Enjoy!Narrator: Faye HollidayElra: Anna Gąsecka, also known as Ren_Overshares or @Ren_CantMrs Pottersby: Faye HollidayMalvin: AJ Fidaglo AKA Mr FElder Thorne: Chris RR BausoElder
Jun 11, 2022 • 11:16
8: Wide-End: Someone In This Family Needs To Dare!
Send us a textBrucco and Ysenda get closer. Anzhlo's plans begin to come together. The Little Luiren Families are getting involved.Brucco- Christian Maclean-MairYsenda -Gemma Maclean-MairChura/Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-TickleAnzhlo - Matt EvansSaurians/Erik Isolde- Kier ZhouYvonna Isolde- Lauren LittlewoodTurzhlo: Drew ‘hupfva’ BSupport the show
Jun 11, 2022 • 27:18
Recap: Ansa Enclave: Everything is Good, If You Stay with Me
Recap of Episode 4: Everything is Good if You Stay with Me.Support the show
Jun 10, 2022 • 0:39
5: The Ansa Enclave: I Start Killing, No?
If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Trouble is brewing amongst the Saurian Wai-Waller clans. Saryn finds a way out of his cell, but it will cost him...and what is up with his voice, right?! Helga stumbles upon some worrying information in Mother Reut's Journals.Saryn/Ritt/Herald/Chok- Kier ZhouHelga- Brenna Anderson-DowdAyelen- Luke ScowenCorporal Kym- Ryan Gault Amghar - Cameron GergettElazar- Lu
Jun 9, 2022 • 23:25
Bonus Content: The Emeduan Cloister
It seems power and politics are everywhere, The Order is no exception. It's scholars and warriors make poor bedfellows and it's leaders even less so. Did you know?!No Return started out as a TTRPG setting? The locations and characters were originally designed for a fantasy tabletop adventure.This tabletop game was eventually supplemented by flash fiction stories designed to wordbuild, establish important NPC characters and key events in order to improve immersion for the players.These bonus epis
Jun 9, 2022 • 10:42
6: Wide-End: Swimming in the Endless Sea.
Send us a textIf you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!PatreonAnzhlo recalls his time in the camp and his run ins with Fuzhlo. Yvonna secures permission for the Saurians to stay. Brucco and Yvonna get closer. Semion takes a stroll around Wide-EndWant to learn more about Lern, Emedu and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnAnzhlo: Matt Evans Yvonna: Lauren LittlewoodSemion Quietknife: Dave HodgsonFuzhlo: Dontae Turzhl
Jun 8, 2022 • 28:47
Recap: Ansa Enclave: Forever, A Boundary Man
Recap of episode 3: Forever, A Boundary Man.
Jun 7, 2022 • 1:20
3: The Steg: Are They All This Satisfying, Boss?
If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Content warnings:Violence, Death, Discrimination, Criminal activity.This story follows Lucca, as she is transferred to the Investigations Department, where she navigates a new culture and a peculiar boss. We are also introduced to Dockmaster Matthias Alaric as he navigates the macabre demands of his employment alongside his hopes for his children. Constable Lucca- Kr
Jun 7, 2022 • 41:26
Bonus Content: Palace Intrigue
Lawrence is held prisoner in the dungeons of the citadel in Sada Emedu.Did you know?!No Return started out as a TTRPG setting? The locations and characters were originally designed for a fantasy tabletop adventure.This tabletop game was eventually supplemented by flash fiction stories designed to wordbuild, establish important NPC characters and key events in order to improve immersion for the players.These bonus episodes are those stories, taken from the ‘Tales of Sada Emedu’ flash fiction podc
Jun 6, 2022 • 6:44
Recap: Ansa Enclave: Into the Wildland
Recap of Episode 2 of The Ansa Enclave
Jun 5, 2022 • 0:55
3: The Ansa Enclave: Forever, A Boundary Man.
If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882We take a step back in time and meet Saryn, Helga, Tal and Ayelen in Kurr, learning a little more about them and the mysterious Ansa Enclave.Intro music by Stuart Bullock @ThisisbardcoreJorn/Vili/Barkeep- Kier ZhouSaryn - David Wandelt Helga- Brenna Anderson-DowdAyelen- Luke ScowenCorporal Kym- Ryan Gault Amghar - Cameron GergettElazar- Luke Sophia WatsonDas - Ami B
Jun 4, 2022 • 28:44
3: Wide-End: Letter Number Two.
Send us a textA response to letter number one.Support the show
Jun 4, 2022 • 2:13
2: Wide-End: Bloody Ungrateful Creatures
Send us a textIf you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!PatreonThe Isoldes get a surprise visit late in the night, Brucco finds the Rain Chapel camp less than welcoming. Want to learn more about Lern, Emedu and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnAnzhlo- Matt EvansYvonna Isolde- Lauren LittlewoodErik Isolde- Kier ZhouBrucco- Christian McLean-MairYsenda - Gemma McLean-MairOrryn- Mario Guttadauro Captain Ironside- Jame
Jun 3, 2022 • 28:35
The Ansa Enclave: Primer
The Ansa Enclave is set on the eastern edge of the North Hub, well outside of the safe zone and deep into the Wildland. Ansa has been seen as vital to the fight against the Wilds for generations, but as Emedu and the wider safe zone de-stabilise, the implications for Ansa could be catastrophic. There is no requirement to listen to the Ansa Enclave before any other story but characters and events in this story will intersect with the others later. Support the show
Jun 1, 2022 • 1:45
Wide-End: Primer
Send us a textWide-End, set in the West of the Capitol Sada Emedu in the weeks and months after the start of the rebellion. As the old wealth and power holders become less secure in their futures and, the downtrodden and forgotten seek new opportunities to rise- they collide and coalesce around the wealthy borough of Wide-End. These events occur before the arrival of the Barque in 1: The Orillian Regiment & 1: The Steg. There is no requirement to listen to the stories in season order but ch
Jun 1, 2022 • 1:14
The Orillian Regiment Will Return in 2024!
The Orillian Regiment will return in early 2024!Support the show
May 31, 2022 • 0:10
The Saga Of Thadene Orillian: Part 2
Send us a textThe Saga of Thadene Orillian forms the founding mythos of the peoples of the North Hub and is referenced regularly in the No Return universe.Listen and enjoy to the Lyrical Poems which form The Saga.Please excuse the self-indulgent academic analysis. Support the show
May 31, 2022 • 16:04
The Steg: Part Two.
Send us a textIf you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Jiloat and Scurlott relive their return to Emedu and the horrors of the Nunyus Gap as they try to escape the Capitol. Lars and Lucca continue their investigation by speaking to the dead.Lt Lars Xu - Blake WhiteLucca - Krissi WilliamsElyra Lightfoot- Abbie TickleRada and Ash - Stuart Bullock @ThisisbardcoreJiloat Levi - Connor HodgsonScurlott - Marta Hodg
May 30, 2022 • 28:26
Bonus Content: The Guard Commander
Meet Guard Commander Samael Vine, commander of the City Guard, colloquially known as 'The Skinners'. Sam considers issues big and small, political and domestic. The stress is beginning to show. Did you know?!No Return started out as a TTRPG setting? The locations and characters were originally designed for a fantasy tabletop adventure.This tabletop game was eventually supplemented by flash fiction stories designed to wordbuild, establish important NPC characters and key events in order to impro
May 13, 2022 • 30:47
6: The Orillian Regiment: These Barbarians!
Send us a textThe next chapter in the journal of the Chief Signalman of the HNS Deliverance.Support the show
May 12, 2022 • 13:30
5: The Orillian Regiment: An All Singing, All Dancing One.
Send us a textIf you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Gav and Mal finally get the prisoner back to Colonel Wilifred. Deky, Tommo, Gazi and Von Overton engage the enemy. Dagrun and Luobo prepare a surprise from the skies...Col. Wilifred- Edmund Cragg-BarberGav- Dylan @DylanandDragonsMal- Girunduu @GirunduuGazi - Graham Capobianco Deky - Luke Scarrow @DuderooniTommo - Jack DuncanVon Overton- Angela Yih @Girlm
May 12, 2022 • 23:38
Recap: Orillian Regiment: You’re Military? You Sound Military
Recap of Orillian Regiment Episode 4.
May 11, 2022 • 1:58
4: The Orillian Regiment: You’re Military? You Sound Military.
If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Mal and Gav find themselves in a spot of bother in The Row whilst Deky and the Troopers prepare for battle.Gav- Dylan @DylanandDragonsMal- Girunduu @GirunduuPerformer 1 - Aaron @Zed1PodPerformer 2- Katie @Zed1PodDoor Man - Graham Capobianco Anan- Skyler Giordano Gazi - Graham Capobianco Deky - Luke Scarrow @DuderooniTommo - Jack DuncanVon Overton- Angela Yih @Girlmade
May 9, 2022 • 23:18
Recap: Orillian Regiment: The Weasal Bit It!
Recap of Episode 3 of The Orillian Regiment.
May 8, 2022 • 1:58
Bonus Content: The Soldier, The Skinner And The Weasel
Send us a textWhat was all that nonsense about a weasel!? Here is the story .Content Warning ⚠️: - Foul language - Mild Peril Support the show
May 7, 2022 • 13:01
3: The Orillian Regiment: The Weasel Bit It!
Send us a textIf you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882The boys find themselves in trouble as they try to navigate the streets of the capitol.CSgt Malcom Rigby- Girunduu (@Girunduu)Sgt Gav Fern - Dylan (@DylanandDragons)Cpl Dek Ana- Luke Scarrow (@Duderooni)Tpr Nuori Gazi - Graham Capobianco Tpr Hupsu Tomo - Jack DuncanCol Wilifred- Edmund Cragg-BarberSgt Mjr Kova Dagrun- Kier ZhouCapt Luobo Ironside- James
May 6, 2022 • 22:58
Recap: Orillian Regiment: It's a Ship... Not a Boat
Recap of episode 2 of The Orillian Regiment.
May 5, 2022 • 1:48
2: The Orillian Regiment: It’s a Ship…Not a Boat.
Send us a textIf you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Sergeant Major Dagrun and Contuburnium One receive their orders.CSgt Malcom Rigby- Girunduu (@Girunduu)Sgt Gav Fern - Dylan (@DylanandDragons)Cpl Dek Ana- Luke Scarrow (@Duderooni)Tpr Gazi - Graham Capobianco Tpr Tomo - Jack DuncanCol Wilifred- Edmund Cragg-BarberSgt Mjr Kova Dagrun- Kier ZhouContent Warning ⚠️: - Foul language - Peril - Violence- Deat
May 4, 2022 • 27:00
Cut From The Chronicles: A Pathfinder 2nd Edition Actual Play
The Pathfinder Chronicles journal heroic deeds from the bravest and best agents the Pathfinder Society has to offer.However, not all adventures are deemed fit for general consuption.These are the tales...Cut From The Chronicles!Coming 10.10.22Anchor https://anchor.fm/cut-from-the-chronicles/episodes/Cut-From-The-Chronicles-Season-1-Trailer-e1oohh4Spotify https://open.spotify.com/episode/2PJoa6wb43sjKRcCemyyg3?si=AaoXeUAAQ5GxrbarG6sPgg&utm_source=copy-linkApplehttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas
May 4, 2022 • 2:07
1: The Orillian Regiment: HNS Deliverance.
Send us a textIf you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882The following is an excerpt from the journal of Chief Signalman Olinwa Aora Galondel Nossiter. They were part of the Holy Mission to the North Hub. The Chief Signalman is presently missing in action and this document is marked for destruction. I have chosen to share it here, because it contains disturbing accounts of conduct by the Uruk Helots and our Pr
May 3, 2022 • 24:24
The Orillian Regiment
Trailer for the Orillian Regiment SeriesSupport the show
May 2, 2022 • 0:46
0: The Orillian Regiment: Primer
The Orillian Regiment follows the story of 'Contubernium One' of the 'Special Action Group' as they investigate the HNS Deliverance. The huge and threatening ship which appeared in Emeduan waters, resupplying the Royal Land Forces besieged in the Citadel on the Coast. There is no requirement to listen to this in series order and you could even start with the story if you like. However, the events of 2: The Orillian Regiment are chronologically later than the start of the othe
May 1, 2022 • 2:39
The Saga Of Thadene Orillian: Part One.
Send us a textThe Saga of Thadene Orillian forms the founding mythos of the peoples of the North Hub and is referenced regularly in the No Return universe.Listen and enjoy to the Lyrical Poems which form The Saga.Please excuse the self-indulgent academic analysis. Support the show
Apr 30, 2022 • 10:59
Phonic Fiction Fest: Polaris
The UK is at war with an unknown enemy which is ravishing the land. She is blockaded by a multinational coalition led by the United States, preventing the 'conflict' from spreading. After a stunning victory which is said to have 'turned the tide' of the war, a father returns home to his family in Manchester. Nothing is as it seems and no one knows what to believe. The only thing which is certain is that everything they are being told is lie...A Zhou Family Production entered as part of the Phon
Apr 28, 2022 • 20:59
Finale: The Nymphaeum: This Is Going To Be A Lot Of Fun!
Send us a textAll the characters finally arrive at The Puddle but it looks like someone is keen for a fight!Will Pekko reveal what the hell is going on? Honestly... probably not...Adrastea- Angela Yih @girlmadeofjadeGnilfiet- Krissi WilliamsThe Dissident - Dr Loup SutcliffeRavi- Kier ZhouContent Warning ⚠️: - Violence - Threats of Violence-Threats of Cannibalism - Stupidity- Nudity - Tasteless Dick Jokes. Support the show
Apr 22, 2022 • 26:50
8: The Nymphaeum: You Came From Somewhere Else?
If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Ravi reflects on the benefits of death. Gnilfiet upsets Pekko.Adrastea: Angela Yih @GirlmadeofJadeRavi/Pekko: Kier ZhouThe Dissident: Jak True @TrueJakGnilfiet: Krissi Williams @xKrissixSupport the show
Apr 15, 2022 • 16:27
Bonus Content: Persona Non Grata
If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Pekko tells a meandering story of 'the great cosmogony'. Gnilfiet listens impatiently waiting for her moment.Gnilfiet: Krissi WilliamsPekko: Kier ZhouBonus Ep IntroSupport the show
Apr 14, 2022 • 19:29
6: The Nymphaeum: This Isn't Fun Anymore...
Send us a textIf you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Ravi and The Dissident play catch up. Adrastea calls out Pekko and has her mind blown. She arrives.Adrastea: Angela Yih @GirlmadeofJadeRavi/Pekko: Kier ZhouThe Dissident: Jak True @TrueJakGnilfiet: Krissi Williams @xKrissixIlkea: Maddie Williams Support the show
Apr 12, 2022 • 20:18
Recap: The Nymphaeum: Damn! You're Fast!
Recap of Episode 5 of The Nymphaeum
Apr 12, 2022 • 3:30
5: The Nymphaeum: Damn! You're Fast!
Send us a textIf you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!PatreonThe Dissident learns that much has changed since he died. Adrastea deals with the Berserkers and Pekko travels more memories. Want to learn more about the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No ReturnAdrastea- Angela YihDissident- Jack TrueRavi/Pekko/Bikhu Ram/Vayu- Kier ZhouSupport the show
Apr 11, 2022 • 19:57
Recap: The Nymphaeum: It's Best Not To Think Too Deeply About it...
Recap of The Nymphaeum: It's Best Not To Think Too Deeply About it...
Apr 9, 2022 • 1:29
Friends of the Show: Hearthfire Tales
In this week's episode of the Nymphaeum, friends of the show Jim and Dylan (of Hearthfire Tales) played the part of Bingle-Bango and Jerome.Check out their awesome TTRPG Actual Play! Follow the adventures of two Irish podcasters and their pet American. A live play D&D podcast filled with suspense, humour, action, and metal.New episodes every second Tuesday.https://www.hearthfiretales.com/
Apr 8, 2022 • 0:49
The Steg: Part One.
If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Lt Lars Xu's memories are played out by the Commander's LUDEN. Things are as muddled and confused as he promised... but he seems to be recalling a meeting with a mysterious woman in The Narrows and the start of the investigation into the attack at The Row...but REALLY! why does he keep narrating everything?!Lt Lars Xu - Blake WhiteLucca - Krissi WilliamsComm
Apr 8, 2022 • 25:02
4: The Nymphaeum: It's Best Not To Think Too Deeply About it...
Send us a Text Message.If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Ravi Returns, attempts to find Adrastea and makes a new friend. Pekko and Adrastea continue playing games en route to the puddle. A new threat emerges.Adrastea- Angela Yih @girlmadeofjadeGnilfiet- Krissi WilliamsThe Dissident - Jak True (he/him) @jak_trueRavi- Kier ZhouJerome - Dylan @DylanandDragonsBingo-Bangle - Jim @_QuiGonJim_Content Warnin
Apr 7, 2022 • 23:51
Recap: The Nymphaeum: A Quest It Is!
Recap of Episode 3 of The Nymphaeum.
Apr 6, 2022 • 2:01
3: The Nymphaeum: A Quest, It Is!
Send us a textIf you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Pekko and Adrastea head off to 'The Puddle' to bring Ravi back to life, playing games, invading dreams and revealing big secrets en route to the their destination!Adrastea- Angela Yih @ GirlmadeofJadePekko/Ravi - Kier ZhouYoung Ravi - Matthew ZhouContent Warning ⚠️: - Foul language - Peril- Child in peril- Death/Dying- Mention of miscarriage -
Apr 5, 2022 • 17:24
Recap: The Nymphaeum: The Colossal Wedding Tackle...
Recap of Episode 2 of The Nymphaeum
Apr 4, 2022 • 1:31
2: The Nymphaeum: The Colossal Wedding Tackle Had Something To Do With It, Honestly.
If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882As Ravi and Adrastea hide from the Berserkers, strange new threats emerge and not everything is as it seems.Brother Ravi/Pekko: Kier ZhouSangha Adrastea: Angela YihContent Warning ⚠️: - Foul language - Mild peril - Death/Dying- KidnappingSupport the show
Apr 3, 2022 • 18:28
Recap: The Nymphaeum: We Don't Need A Thing!
Recap of Episode 1 of The Nymphaeum.
Apr 2, 2022 • 2:22
2: The Nymphaeum: We Don’t Need to Take a Thing!
Send us a textIf you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Brother Ravi and Sangha Adrastea investigate the mysteries of the universe and they are, quite frankly, dull.Brother Ravi/Pekko: Kier ZhouSangha Adrastea: Angela YihContent Warning ⚠️: - Foul language - Mild peril - Death/DyingSupport the show
Apr 1, 2022 • 42:21
1: Listen To This First: How The Show Works
Send us a textIf you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882In light of recent feedback concerning the highly irregular release format that The Seminal Work 'No Return' has chosen to follow... Acclaimed Artist and Genius Kier Zhou... has asked me to release this statement...Support the show
Mar 31, 2022 • 5:45
7: The Orillian Regiment: Well, You Might Well Have Killed Us All!
Send us a Text Message.The Boys return and things get dangerous!CSgt Malcom Rigby- Girunduu (@Girunduu)Sgt Gav Fern - Dylan Smith(@DylanandDragons)Cpl Dek Ana- Cameron Gergett (@Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink)Constable Ang Von Overton- Rachel PulliamCaptain Luobo Ironside - James HartTpr Gazi - Graham Capobianco Tpr Tomo - Jack DuncanCol Wilifred- Edmund Cragg-BarberSgt Mjr Kova Dagrun- Kier ZhouGnilfeit- Krissi WilliamsAnan- Skyler Giordano Content Warning ⚠️: - Foul language - Peril - Violence-
Mar 14, 2022 • 24:11
World Trailer
Trailer for No Return.
Mar 1, 2022 • 1:48
What is No Return: K. Zhou Tells All!
After the critical acclaim and fame which followed the success of Tales of Sada Emedu, writer and creator Kier Zhou chose to live a hermetic existence in Beverly Hills, only leaving his spartan mansion to frequent Hollywood parties and Award Ceremonies.In that time, he is rumoured to have created a new project: No Return. The rumours and whispers around this projects have grown into a chorus of demands from across the world, demanding that he finally address the question: 'What is No Return
Mar 1, 2022 • 3:20