The Bottom Shelf
The Bottom Shelf
How do you know if infamously terrible movies are truly terrible if you've never seen them? We are taking on the task to discover how terrible they are for you.
How bad is Kickboxer?
On the heels of the release of “Bloodsport,” Mark DiSalle got to work on a new action pack martial arts movie about a man out to prove he’s the best at fighting style that he’s just learned. Bloodsport 2! er…. Kickboxer! This Jean-Claude Van Damme movie worth watching? Is it better than what the critics say? Or does it truly belong on… The Bottom Shelf?
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How Bad is Bloodsport?
In 1988, during the height of the Karate Movie boom, Jean-Claude Van Damme exploded into popculture with what some would call a cult classic. It was a film that was based on true… well mostly true… well we aren’t really sure about that either… story about one man fighting to be the best that he could ever be. No, not in a Pokemon Tournament… But a bloodsport called the Kumite! Is this 1988 film better than what critics say? Or does it truly belong on… the Bottom Shelf
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How Bad is Beyond the Mask?
In 2015, the makers of War Room and Pendragon: Sword of His father, created an action packed revolutionary war Assassins Creed like movie that was meant to inspire to be more than they were. It was met, however, with very poor reviews. But is it better than what the critics say? Can this film be more than it was? Or does it truly belong on… the Bottom Shelf
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How Bad is Spider-Man 1977
In 1977 everyone’s favorite webslinger came to the big screen… on small screens. While the spin off series is generally remembered fondly the movie was critically caught in a web of bad reviews. Is it better than what critics say? Or does it truly belong on… The Bottom Shelf?
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How Bad is Madame Web?
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How bad is Gundam F91
In 1991, Yoshiyuki Toninoia attempted to invent the Gundam franchise with a new action-packed Gundam series. Sadly due to – Reasons – the series was turned into a movie that is considered to be a critical fail. But is Gundam F91 better than what the critics say? Or does it really belong on… the Bottom Shelf?
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How Bad is Batman the Movie – 1966
1960’s Batman featuring Adam West and Burt Ward as the dynamic duo Batman and Robin, is notoriously campy and tongue and cheek. But what about their 1966 movie? Is it just as campy? Does it make it a bad movie? Join us as our team and special guest (and original member), Kevin Joshua Burnham, tackles this notorious Bat-Film
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Best Bad Movies of Geek’d Con 2024
This past we our team had the opportunity to be at Geek’d Con in Shreveport, LA! While there John had[...]
How bad is Bad Times at the El Royale?
In 2018, Drew Goddard wrote and produced a film about 4 people who were stuck at a hotel called, The El Royale. Will this crime drama be enough to free our crew who’s stuck in a wormhole? Join us as we ask the question, “Is Bad Times at the El Royale good? Or is it just a bad time that belongs on… The Bottom Shelf?”
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How Bad is The Batman?
As our team continues to float through the mysterious worm whole that is making them watch… Good movies?… Celeste suddenly[...]
How Bad is Deep Impact?
The Crew of the Bottom Shelf remains lost in a strange wormhole where they must watch Bad…err.. good? movies? Join[...]
How Bad is Ladyhawke?
The team has been pulled into a wormhole and are suddenly forced to do something they aren’t used to… Watch[...]
How Bad is Wrath of the Titans?
In the aftermath of the Los Angeles Battle, Jonathan Liebesman brought forth “Wrath of the Titans.” Critics saw it as[...]
How Bad is Clash of the Titans 2010
After the failure of “The Incredible Hulk,” Louis Leterrier tried to bring some classic titans back to the silver screen[...]
How Bad is Guyver Dark Hero?
In 1994, Steve Wang brought forth the sequel to the Americanized Tokusatsu, Guyver: Dark Hero, to life in a direct-to-video[...]
How Bad is 1991’s The Guyver
In 1991, Screaming Mad George brought the Japanese based anime, Guyver to American cinema. critics felt like the script and[...]
How Bad is 3 Ninjas
In 1992 the world was introduced to Rocky, Colt, and TumTum. The 3 Ninja heroes that captured the hearts of[...]
How Bad is Best of the Best?
In 1989, Eric Roberts and Phillip Rhee took to the silver screen to inspire a generation with a martial arts[...]
Geek Devotions Event
The Bottom Shelf is part of the Geek Devotions Network, a network of podcasts that are devoted to letting people[...]
How Bad is Surf Ninjas?
In 1993, Ernie Reyes Sr. and Jr. waxed up their surf boards and exposed the world the a hidden secret…[...]
How Bad is The Phantom (1996)
In 1996, before entering the Danger Zone on The Titanic… Billy Zane put on a mask and purple tights to[...]
How Bad is Dungeons and Dragons Wrath of the Dragon God (2005)
It would appear that in 2005, Gerry Lively passed his constitution roll and managed to produce yet another Dungeons and[...]
How Bad is Dungeons and Dragons (2000)
In the year 2000, Jeremy Irons tried to take over the world with 2000's Dungeons and Dragons. The box office rolled a crit 1 and died... but can it get a saving through with a nat 20? Or does it truly belong on The Bottom Shelf?
How Bad is Leprechaun 2?
Last year, the crew of The Bottom Shelf took on the horrifying task of reviewing 1993’s Leprechaun… Today they must[...]
How Bad is Cooties?
In 2014 Elijah Wood left the shire and went to work at a local School… but discovered the dangers of[...]
How Bad is Resident Evil?
In 2002, Milla Jovovich played a character that was looking for a “MULTIPASS” out of a very scary situation. Some[...]
How bad is G-Saviour?
In 1999, Sunrise put together a multimedia event meant to celebrate 20 years of the franchise, Mobile Suit Gundam. Part[...]
How Bad is Robot Jox?
In 1989 Stuart Gordon had a dream of giant robots fighting amid a cold war era. Critically it failed… but[...]
How bad is Street Fighter (1994)?
In 1994 Jean-Claude Van Damme stepped on to a set that some say he was missing in action more than[...]
A discussion on Suicide, Depression and the loss of Jason David Frank
This is a very somber bonus episode featuring a cross post of the podcast Comm Talk by Geek Devotions. Join[...]
How Bad Is Super Mario Bros from 1993?
In 1993, Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo took up the mantle of Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. Critically this movie[...]
How Bad is The Dead Don’t Die
In 2019 Jim Jarmusch put out a music video to Sturgill Simpson’s “The Dead Don’t Die.” Wait… that’s not right…[...]
How Bad is Killer Klowns from Outer Space?
In 1988, the Chiodo Brothers brought their creative talent together to create intergalactic critters that made audiance forget about their[...]
How Bad is Matinee from 1993?
In 1993 Joe Dante brought to life a gremlin of a script that left audiences howling. Thanks to him the[...]
How Bad is Godzilla 1998? Feat. Nathan Marchand
In 1998, Director Roland Emmerich thought he’d open a gate of stars that would highlight the King of all Monsters,[...]
The Geek’d Con Episode
In August the crew went to Geek’d Con in Shreveport, LA. While on the con floor they walked around asking[...]
How Bad is The Meg?
While you were sleeping back in 2018, Jon Turteltaub thought he had a national treasure on his hands that would[...]
How Bad is Sharktopus?
In 1975, Steven Spielberg made moviegoers afraid of going into the water with his thriller, Jaws. Since then, the film[...]
How Bad is Mortal Kombat Annihilation?
In 1997, a movie about a group of warriors who had 6 days to save to world was released to[...]
Mortal Kombat
In 1996 the Arcade Classic, Mortal Kombat came to the silver screen with mixed emotions. Is this film one worth[...]
Return of the Killer Tomatoes
In 1988, John De Bello brought Anthony Starke and George Clooney into his vision of humanoid tomatoes. But is the[...]
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
In 1978 the world faced a great danger. Villainous grouping of the mature ovary of a flowering plant that is[...]
Pryde Of The X-Men | A Comm Talk Cross Over
This week on The Bottom Shelf, we’d like to share a cross over episode of Comm Talk by Geek Devotions;[...]
The Punisher (1989)
In 1989 Dolph Lundgren took on the role as Frank Castle…the Punisher. Critics say it was a rocky start, but[...]
Final Rating of Captain America 1990
The wait is over…. what is the final rating of Captain America (1990)? Listen and find out! If you’d like[...]
Captain America 1990
Before Chris Evans became the Star Spangled Warrior known as Captain America, there was Matt Salinger. But the 1990’s Captain[...]
Fatal Deviation
In 1998, martial artist, James P Bennett, decided to present to the world a classic good versus evil movie. His vision was full of action packed moments of martial arts, motorcycles and other major productions elements. The Final result… is considered to be one of Ireland’s worst films of history. But is there hope for this film? Or does it truly belong… on The Bottom Shelf?
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Leprechaun
Legend has it that at the end of every rainbow that there is a Leprechaun with a pot of gold.[...]
IDC Breaking News – A Correction
Newsman Alexander Loof breaks in on your podcast feed to bring some correction to statements made in our previous episode[...]
Dark Star – Our Final Rating?
Dark Star… So much conversation around this film, but what was our final rating? Well today we are finally going[...]
Dark Star
In 1974, iconic master of horror, John Carpenter, releases his dark comedy student film to the silver screen. Some, felt[...]
The VelociPastor feat Squid
In 2018 the world found a hero they didn’t deserve… nor that they needed…. nor that they really wanted… that[...]
Venom
In 2018 Sony Pictures attempted to bond with movie goers with the SpiderMan-less Venom…. It was a critical failure. Today,[...]
Krull
In 1983, Columbia Pictures sought to bring a large scale epic to the silver screen that would rival Star Wars…[...]
Mistakes Were Made – Scrooged Correction
In our most recent episode, Scrooged, we gave some bad facts about the film. Kevin has taken some time to[...]
Scrooged
Scrooged is a disputed Holiday classic. It has a strong fan following despite it’s Metacritic score of 38… Are the[...]
Battlefield Earth
In the year 2000, L. Ron Hubbard’s “Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000″ was turned into a major[...]
Mars Attacks
ACK! ACK ACK, ACK! ACK ACK ACK AAAAAAACK ACK ACK! ACK ACK ACK, ACK ACK! Translation… In 1996, Tim Burton’s[...]
Dune (1984)
A Strange outside force has interrupted our normal feed… as a result Dallas and Glix have disappeared into an impossibility.[...]
Interruption
There is an interruption in the feed… a mysterious individual has hacked the impossibility drive and has imposed a new[...]
The Last Airbender
In 2010 Avatar the Last Airbender fans were excited about the release of the Live Action adaptation that M. Night[...]
Plan 9 From Outer Space
In 1959 Ed Wood released Plan 9 from Outer Space. Since that time, it has been dubbed the absolute worst[...]
Dallas Is Making Popcorn
Final prep work for The Bottom Shelf Podcast is underway. Kevin (The Dapper Man) has the movies set and John[...]
John Accidentally Makes an Ejection System
High above the Planet Geekery, John accidentally makes an ejection system… This may come in handy…
Kevin Discovers a Strange Container
Kevin discovers a strange object in the deserts of the Planet Geekery…   8LLqGHK1YwEmJvLjBxBs