The Read
Loud Speakers Network
Join bloggers Kid Fury and Crissle for their weekly podcast covering hip-hop and pop culture's most trying stars. Throwing shade and spilling tea with a flippant and humorous attitude, no star is safe from Fury and Crissle unless their name is Beyoncé. (Or Blue Ivy.)
As transplants to New York City (Kid Fury from Miami and Crissle from Oklahoma City), The Read also serves as an on-air therapy session for two friends trying to adjust to life (and rats) in the big city.
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12th Anniversary Live Show - Live From The Beacon Theater
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Don't Hate The Player
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The Puppy Bowl
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Mailbag Classics
Revisiting some classic letters and questions... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit
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LA Hitness
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The Wedding Snatchers
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The Bowl Saves
Blue Ivy's concert saved us...Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit
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Best Of 2024 Pt. II
We want to take a moment to say thank you. This year has been incredible, and it wouldn’t have been possible without you, our amazing listeners. Your support, feedback, and enthusiasm have been the driving force behind everything we do. Whether you’ve been here since day one or just joined us this year, we’re grateful to have you as part of our podcast family.
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Best Of 2024
As 2024 comes to a close, we want to take a moment to say thank you. This year has been incredible, and it wouldn’t have been possible without you, our amazing listeners. Your support, feedback, and enthusiasm have been the driving force behind everything we do. Whether you’ve been here since day one or just joined us this year, we’re grateful to have you as part of our podcast family.We’re already gearing up for 2025, So stay tuned, and thank you for being on this journey with us.
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With Friends Like These...
oi, mate!
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Ain't That A Pitch?!
I thought it was a good idea...
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Green & Black
That's it. That's all.
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Mailbag Classics
Revisiting some classic letters and questions...
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Like A Hood Neighbor...
A war for info...
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No Parking
Rest in peace, Ella Jenkins. 🤎
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Flop Nation
Fight me.
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So Once Again, The Day Is Saved...
...BY WHOM?!?!?!
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Letting A Lesbian Go
Please don't speak to me or my dog,,,
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Silence of a Lamb
It's not your TIIIIIIMMMME....
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Got Myself A Kiki
Roaches are the last damn straw...
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The Contaminate
How to die alone...
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Make White People Afraid Again
Janet, that's the way hate goes...
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Law & Order Intro Sound
Watching the VMAs with my old ass...
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Bring Back Shame
Building a bridge out of cash and money...
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Community Fabric
Deliver us from Lee-vil...
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Therapurr
Journaling about bisexual girls…
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Beat It
It could all be so simple...
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Midnight Train to Florida
Spray-painting a Box Chevy...
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Bronze & Beautiful
You b_tches can't even spell bronze...
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A Coconut Tree To Freedom
I got ants in my pants...
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Sense of Self
It's just emotions taking us over...
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Visual Analysis
Usagi, get off the damn floor...
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Poppy Playtime
Slur, if you don't get off my damn phone...
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My Brother's Keeper
Down at the pawn shop...
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Shark Week
Hating everyone at the airport again…
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Dark Mode
A shrug with pursed lips...
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Ancestry Ruveal Extravaganza
Start back at none, b!tch.
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Truth Is I'm Tide
I want everybody to shut up...
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Aye, Get Ya Dog!
Taking a well-earned break from boy rap. Yucky.
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Mr. Morale & The Tea Party
Exhaustion caused by boy rap...
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It's The Braids
Welp, this is a Kendrick Lamar stan account.
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Feeling Bluey
Y'all alright? Because...
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Content Creators / Cargo Planes
Driving past influencer mansions...
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Diss Unto Others
Wack beef and retweets…
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Gator Boots ★ Denim Suit
Cowboy Carter Commentary!
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Tracks Are Tracks, America!
Bad boys for life in prison...
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Flag On The Play
stompingluhpussyhos....
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Big Bird
I have more than doubts! I look at the two of you, I see so many differences. He is 23. You are 44. He's white, you're Black. He is 23! You are 44!
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Devil in the Details
You smoke crack, don't you? You smoke crack, don'tcha?! LOOK AT ME, BOY! DON'T YOU SMOKE CRACK?! You know what that does to you? Huh?! It kills your brain cells, son! It kills your brain cells!
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Divorce Of Course
Somebody almost walked off with all my stuff. Not my poems or a dance I gave up in the street, but somebody almost walked off with all my stuff like a kleptomaniac, ha! Working hard and forgetting while stealing...this is MINE! This ain’t your stuff! Now, why don’t you put me back and let me hang out in my own self?
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BEYONCÉ?!
Flipping our blessed hair through a truly Cécred week... ***Trigger Warning*** This episode contains references to self-harm; text 988 for support if you’re struggling.
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Cun-t Trees
…and I, oop!
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11th Anniversary Live Show - Live From The Beacon Theater
Thank you to all the fans for the love and supportSpecial thanks to MSG Entertainment and The Beacon Theatre.
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Burned Plastic
So then for my birthday party, which was an all girls pool party, I was like "Janis, I can't invite you because I think you're a lesbian." I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There could be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a lesbian! So then her mom called my mom and we started yelling at her. It was so ridiculous. And then she dropped out of school 'cause no one would talk to her. When she came back in the fall for highschool, all of her hair was cut off and
Hi, Hillary!
My mother was a REAL WHORE! AND A JUNKIE! And she traded me...for ten dollars and a fix. There are many things in my life that I regret, including having you for a daughter, because that man was your father...but I WILL not apologize for the decisions I made.
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Laughing Anyway
I have a man...who wants to love ME, but I won't let him because of YOU! I refuse to let you hold me back anymore! I'm gonna love hard. I'm gonna be a better mother. And yoooou don't win...because your hand-me-downs stop here!
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Last First Sunday After Next
Three thousand books down, three thousand to go...
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Celie's Scissors
New year, same n-ggas...
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Best Of 2023
Thank you to all the listeners for all the love and support in 2023
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Holiday Mailbag
Clearing out the mailbox
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Hang Up On Him
Paying with points...
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Frazzle Dazzle
Wasting time on fingers...
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Baby...Man?
Just hear us out...
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Hoodie Season
Taking your man's sandwich order...
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Erica Done It Last
Getting fast food with felons...
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Grinding
Who tf cares...***Trigger Warning*** The top of this episode contains references to self-harm; text 988 for support if you’re struggling.
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No Flipping Way
Cussing out step-mamas...
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I Saw Mommy Wearing JNCO Jeans
Praying for the kids and babies
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Separation Anxiety
Move, move...move right into my life!
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Hellcats GOPs
Somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this...
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Not In My House
Confiscating Ken's Motorola Razr...
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Marriage Material Girl
Fighting by the local In-N-Out...
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Renaissance Tour Review
Beyoncé and Blue stanning. That's it. That's all.
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Bluffin With My Muffin
Being petty with pastries...
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Weekly Phone Exploration
Feeeeeelings or whatever Steve Urkel said.
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The Lyin Side
Waiting in line at Home Depot...
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Fresh Off The Boat
Recognizing a holiday
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Ring Cam Catch
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Life In Plastic
Our shortest episode ever...sike.
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Flirting With Disaster
Looking for the hoochie daddies...
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Camo Skrrt (On 22s)
Holding on to our Telfeezys...
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Mind Your Own Body
Why is the episode so damn long?
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Thrown Phone
Might be going to hell...
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Fathers & Feelings
Wishing you the best...
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Progress Reports
Getting a 3 for effort...
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The End Is Boring
What were we talking about?
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Something Bailey, Something Blue
The girlies ate...
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Kingdom Tears
...
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A Very Special Episode
***Content warning: This show discusses self harm. If you'd prefer not to hear that conversation, you might want to skip 10:00 to 25:00 in the episode.*** Deep shit and Disney movies…
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Hit The Road, Jack
Laughing really hard at the very end...
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Millionaire Match Faker
Moisturizing our toes...
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Toddler Boxing
Counting up our food stamps...
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Secret Life of Pets
Soaring to new petty heights...
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Dating Apps
Giving Siri the side-eye...
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Home Videos
sigh.
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The Essence of Clarity
Not being corny on the red carpet...
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10 Year Anniversary Live Show
The Read 10 year Anniversary Live Show from The Beacon Theatre NYC
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Only Shirt In The World
Keeping our drinks to ourselves...
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Robbing & Thievery
Not doing it for the Gram...
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The Dates!
Getting tickets by any means necessary...
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Molly...Urine Danger, Girl
Waiting on these tour dates...
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That's The Way It Ain't
Walking into the werk room...
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Lock Him Up
Telling lies on Tik Tok
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Best Of 2022 Part Two
Thank you to all the listeners for all the love and support in 2022
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Best Of 2022
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42 Reasons Why TF Not
Spreading holiday cheer in Potomac...
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YT Assistance
Fine with no makeup on...
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Mailbag Lady
Buying some flowers...
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Keeping The 90s Relevant
Acting our damn age...
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BOGO TF Away
Get that d!ck and go…
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House of the Draggin
No hating on friends...
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When Anxiety Attacks
Needing a Snickers or something...
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With The Stars
Donating sperm to the family...
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Snap, Karen, Pop
Humans are very annoying. Do not recommend.
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Shrimp Taco Love
When Sunday Funday goes wrong...
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Wig Snatchery
Getting canceled by MLK...
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Kanan's Rising
Planning revenge on in-laws...
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The NeverEnding Episode
It's Crissle's birthday! hiccup
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Can We Talk?
DHD, royal flops, and $150 Shein hoodies
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The Art of War
I busted the windows out your car. My bad...
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R&B: Criminal Intent
Father Abraham vs Nick Cannon...
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Renaissance in Review
Bith please, motherfukas ain't stopping me!
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Who's On First?
Watching elders argue on apps...
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The Curse Of Kevin
Divorce might be rated a 10...
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Acrylic Kulture
It's a long story
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Moesha's Family Tree
Rap nggas are fuking stupid.
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Tackle Me Chappellmo
Headed to a Sbarro's bathroom near you...
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Antebellum A55 / Django Rechained
Great selfies, beautiful selfies...
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BBQ & Tie-Dye
Calling our exes for refunds...
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Chicken! Don't Getcho Chicken Here!
Comedians still having a wild time...
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Will & Testaments
Re-watching The Oscars with Janet Hubert and Iyanla...
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Don't Like The Look Of It
Reviewing fish sandwich rap songs...
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Think About It
Kissing cheeks for birthdays...
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Free Brittney
White men can't jump...but they can try again.
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No Sh*t
Madea, sashay away...
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Sugar Daddy Lessons
God save these queens....
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All Inclusive Distort
Saying yes to therapy and no to fuk nggas...
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Gay Secrets of ATL
Y’all really be living in your own reality shows…
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Polly Wanna Smack Her
Trying on Netflix lacefronts...
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Hawaii Hell No
Watching the straights get up in drag...
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Hot Sauce In My Vaj
Making a scene at family events...
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Bring Back My Mac
New year, same queers...
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Best Of 2021
Best Of 2021 by Loud Speakers Network
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Candle Crazies 2: Hoodrat Boogaloo
We can't help you, Summer...
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Candle Crazies
Just being "thoughtful"...
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TItty Theft
Tristan still tristaning...
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Assorted Foolishness
"What's in that cup?" - Crissle, a snitch.
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The Friendly Ghost
Breaking up with your bestie...
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Toys R Sus
At this point, does he even deserve the puss?
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White Men Can't Pay
Whenever you're ready, Lord...
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The Nut Job
Getting ours or getting out...
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Not My White Baby
Protecting our shields…
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Ego Like Mine
Fu*k buddy flashbacks…
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Bad Wigs For Life
Bad Wigs For Life
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Mind Your Own Marriage
An episode longer than Nick Cannon's celibacy...
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Blowin Smoke
Give me hookah or give me death
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We'd Rather Not
Y'all getting tattooed beards?
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Going Nuts(ack)
F*cking your dad, respectfully...
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Uncrustable...
Tossing your trade in the shower...
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Your Dishonor
We're fixing to sang...
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The Crate Depression
Sex, Lies and Video Crates..
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The Read Antoinette
Crissle is leader of The Elite Four.
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Hog Wash
Searching through the haze of our twenties…
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Queen Radio Reunion
Having a "saweet" snack with Chanel...
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Intergalactic Commerce
Your niggas are weirdos and we hate them.
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Sub Zero
Megyn Kelly is an orc...
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W.H.Y.
Twerking for the cause...
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Not A Young, Not Yet An Old
Being aunties...
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Define Group
Breaking up with COVID fuck buddies...
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Crack Love The Kids
Sipping on appropriation rum...
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Mabel's Muumuu
How to forgive a Basquiat skirt...
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Uziverse Future
Forcibly accepting our ugly...
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Honey, I Shrunk The Kid
F*ck these neighbors...
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703LW Kane
Scammers, spells and supergroups...
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Forever Ever?
Not as happy as Porsha, but trying...
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Too Old For This
Is a house party that's also a block party...a blouse party?
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Y'all Validate?
Not checking our DMs...
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Penny Dreadful...
Staying focused on the Cinnamon Girlz...
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Coughing Loud
Coughing Loud
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Elevator Buttons
Elevator Buttons by Loud Speakers Network
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I'm With Her
The one where they talked about drag queens for a really long time....
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Zuckaburger Strikes Again
On a slow fall down a pole...
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Saweet Dreams
Take care, bitch..
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Sharon is Karen
Plot twist ahead...
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Precious: Days of Chicken Past
Squirrel, please...
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Dark Queens
#KeepFriday...
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Why?
Ted Cruz looks like a blobfish...
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We Shall See
Picking up rose petals...
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Stuck On You
We are NOT the Crystal Gems...
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This Is My Park
Listening to all the Mariah Carey songs...
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Bonehead
Sending nudes to your husband...
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Therapy (feat. Dr. Joy Harden Bradford)
Houston, we have a problem...
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White Out
I got maced!
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You're Not My Fave
Will this year be a savior or a sequel?
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Best Of 2020
Best Of 2020 by Loud Speakers Network
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Holiday Mail
Good tidings to you and all of your niggas...
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Snoop There It Ain't
The one about Republican candles...
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F Your Purse
Musk strikes again...
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Madea's Family Brunch
The Grammys got jumped...
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The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia
That Magic City battle was legendary, Marjorie!
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RNC Musk
Dragging you by your leggings...
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America: To Be Continued
Only buying healthy food with our EBT...
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The End Begins
Go vote...and pray.
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The Irkin' Birkin
Carry your things in a Crown Royal bag like The Lord intended...
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Going Down
Going up on a Wednesday...
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Unhinged
Scammers, strippers, and submission...
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You're Muted
IDGAF what y'all sayin!
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Taxation Vexation
Reading Daystar for his hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers and blue moons....
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Single Ass P**sy
Where's the alleged beef?
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Burgers in the Trap Sing McNugget
Burgers, Boosie and Booty Gravy.
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Sunny Deception
Ranting about who the fuck knows...
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More Fire Pon Di Rain
Having patties and Kola Champagne with Adele...
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The Bayang Is Mine
Blasting Teacup Tory's bite-sized ass outta here...
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Slashing Tires
MAHK ZUCKENBURGA!!!
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Puss Moisture
It's 4am and I can't think of a better title. Fight me.
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Find Our Way Back
Not the bayang...is king.
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Filet Melon
Eating grilled fruit and judging rap niggas...
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A Low Down Dirty Shade
Loving your little dick, friend...
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How To Get Away With Trapping
Justice for Breonna Taylor though...
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A Barb By Any Other Name
Assssk Rickey Smiley....
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Four Day Funk
There is hope in soap...
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Wingardium LeviNOsa
When all else fails, shut the fuck up...
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Everything Must Go
Reading the room...
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You've Got Kale
Glamor and shade...
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Tag My Name
If no one is around you, post the gift I gave you...
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Chicken Nachos
Don't talk about that one virus everybody is talking about...
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Bag Talk
Girl, I don't know. Who knows anything at this point?
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Bottomless Bleach
Revoking Topanga's cookout invitation...
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L-O-G Me Out
Who's that Pokémon? It's Toosie!
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Quarantine Mail
Where are your damn panties?
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Twelve Years a Karen
Get this bunny off my lawn...
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Never Liked You
Bitch better have my bells...
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We Can Read From Home
or whatever Normani said...
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Running From Rona
HEEEEELLLLLPPPP!
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Knicker Please
Eating fries and arguing in the drive-thru...
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Check Baybeh
Take me to Mardi Gras...
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Just Leave
How 'bout you GTFO...
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7 Year Anniversary Show Live @ Apollo
7 Year Anniversary Show Live @ Apollo by Loud Speakers Network
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Pooncense (feat. Lil Rel Howery)
Lil Rel joins us to talk about The Photograph, in theaters this Valentine's Day.
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Doctor WHO?!
In a 90s kinda world...
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My Cousin YBN Vinny
Laughing, screaming, trying not to cry...
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Dave's A Buster
Court chases and car chases...
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Readers Room
Give yourself a break...
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New Year, New Read
Baby and Bugattis...
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Best OF 2019
Best OF 2019 by Loud Speakers Network
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Just Mail (feat. Michael B. Jordan)
Tis the season to unpack your drama. Plus, Michael B. Jordan joins us to discuss his new movie, Just Mercy.
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With A Stab of Ranch
Leave him, sis...
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Nice Niggas For What?
Confusing TF outta Billy Dee Williams...
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We Don't Do Chores
Waiting on Kaavia to give us word.
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The Read @ Culture Con ft Lena Waithe and Melina Matsoukas
Queen & Slim Q&A. Spoilers throughout.
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Tall Glass (feat. Daniel Kaluuya)
Mama needs her medicine and Daniel Kaluuya stops by to talk Queen & Slim.
Potential Queen & Slim Spoilers 1:15:41 - 1:30:50
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Hymen Great 'Til They Gotta Be Great
Cracking knuckles in the Wal-Mart parking lot
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Rim Shot
try it out, sis...
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Bowl Baths
Nick Cannon made what?
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Press+
Signing to Scootie Bike Records
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Soccer Is Stupid
clickbait.
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The Basement
Not my Jesus...
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Clit Boil
Don't remember why I chose this name for the mailbag, but you'll figure it out...
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Sashay Ofay
Florida is still wet trash
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Blurred Hairlines
Having jail brunch with Felicity Huffman...
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Spin Cycle
Petty pics from the past....
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Forever Sleeveless
Perusing your man's hard drive...
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Baby on Baby
Y'all and these letters...
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The Lean Episode
sigh
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The Lying Truth (feat. Bassey Ikpi)
Unpacking our minds...
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Light The Blunt
Smoking on the balcony...
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Turn The Whiskers Around
GARFIELD WAS SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME!
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Murphy's Law
Not the banana pudding!
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So So Tone Def
Dylan, Dylan...Dylan, Dylan and Dylan
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Gifted
Hating your kids...
*** Pose Spoilers 2:35-4:10 ***
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Ariel's Dreads
Fuck boy standards...
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Perdue What It Do
YOU COULD'VE HAD A BAD BITCH!
Black Mirror Spoiler 1:19:19 - 1:21:14
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Tweet Juice
There's no trolling OJ over here...
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We The Second Best
Boondocks, Bundles, Beyoncé...
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Grindr Findr
Unlock your pics...
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The Long Road
Don't call me daddy!
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Yo, Dead Ass (feat. Devale & Khadeen)
The Ellises are back to fix our lives
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Leg Soap
Keeping our inner thighs clean
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Camp Nahdontwanna
Filtering Ayesha Curry's DMs...
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Endgame of Reads
Spoilers everywhere
(Avengers Endgame and GOT Spoilers 47:29 - 1:29:30)
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Puppies & Picnics
Puppies & Picnics
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Homecoming Thrones
Lots of reviews. Lots and lots.
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Horses In The Black
Yee-muhfuckin-haw!
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Ghost Face Kisser
How the fuck dare you?
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Moaning & Mucinex
Us spoilers and occasional sniffling...
"Spoilers 11:30 - 30:10"
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Clutched Pearls
These letters...
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Baby Fatback
Poor Uncle Jesse...
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Trapped In The Clap
Celebrating King Gayle
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Throwblack Planet
Solange is here to save February.
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Melanated Moesha
Get out of Blue's house.Get out of Blue's house.
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NOtown
Barbs, boycotts and backlash
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The Chill Grill
Stay gone, Demi. Sorry not sorry.
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Mailbag Hearts
Here...
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Pony Trap
Crystal Gem stanning...
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Super Soulja Bros.
Would you like lies with that?
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Long Ass Sigh
Y'all are going to jail. PERIODT!
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Hot Topics Supercut
Hot Topics Supercut by Loud Speakers Network
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Best Of 2018
Thank you for another great year! See y'all in 2019
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Real Love (feat. The Ellises)
Devale and Khadeen Ellis join us to talk about love, sex and parenting!
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Heart to Hart
Y'all lost
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You Don't Have Mail
...and The Fantabulous Emancipation of One Cardi B.
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The Circle of Bey
Niggas doing questionable shit...
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To Go Plate (feat. Chef Resha)
You still chuckin' them peas, big face?
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Live @ WerkIt Festival 2018
Live @ WerkIt Festival 2018 by Loud Speakers Network
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Rebel Without A Cause
Keeping our heads above water...
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Beautiful Bean Footages
long fucking sigh...
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Spice or Sour Cream?
Get Megan Kelly the FUCK...
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Shade IV You (feat. Xavier D'Leau)
XD joins us to talk about Solange, NYC rats, and bisexual baby daddies.
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Pull Up to the Ghost
Putting Lana Del Rey's addy in Waze...
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Come Get Cady
Court dates and apology songs...
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No Serpents Allowed
Laughing with the UN...
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Gnarled Fingers
Praying for everybody and everything
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Bashin Week
Shoe fly...don't bother me.
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Nike and the Big White Mad
burning sneakers. brb.
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Toy Story
Safaree gets the strap...
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Queen Harriet
...just sitting here eating our rice.
No Student Deserves To Go Hungry
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Whew, Chile...The Ghetto
Moo, bitch. Get out my hay.
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20 Questions
Hennessy and random shit...
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Cheerleading
What happens when late-night snacking goes wrong...
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When To Log Off
When shade goes too far...
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Black Kulture
Faith Evans did what?
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Yes Girl! Podcast Live in NOLA Feat. Big Freedia
Some bonus content this week.
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Live in NOLA
We go live in New Orleans for Essence Fest 2018.
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You’ve Got Mail
We just got a letter. We just got a letter. We just got a letter. Wonder who it’s from.
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Dashing from Dame
Where the bag at, nigga? Where the bag at?
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Everything Is Shade
We good on any MLK Blvd...
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Live in Oakland
Oh, Oakland....
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One Thousand Percent
Jokes and slurred language.
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What A Time To Be Adonis
BAPE sweaters ruin everything.
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These Boys Ain't Royal
We back bih...
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Pursuit of Savagery
Nice For What by Fenty.
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UniversiTea (feat. Logan Browning & Ashley Blaine Featherson)
The ladies of Dear White People stop by this week to help us with your messy college problems.
Infinity War spoilers (28:56 - 39:56)
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Live From Sony Hall 4/21
The Read live From Sony Hall 4/21/18
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Beychella
Bitch, you know why we're here...
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Joggers
September...Spring Summer.
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Fix Your Face
Miss Vanjie. Miss Vanjieee. Missssss....Vanjieee.
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Bite Me!
Which one of you dizzy ass burnouts put your teeth on Rumi's mama?
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Madea Loses A Painting
Nor'easter shade.
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Unfollowed!
Beyoncé is upon us...oh, and Jay Z too. Yay!
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Beyoncé's NDA
insert Tiffany Haddish's white dress
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Hi Safaree...
insert Fergie's national anthem
Black Panther spoilers: 3:00 - 27:30
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5th Anniversary Show at The Apollo
The Read Live 5th Anniversary Show at The Apollo
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Wakanda Forever
Turn this shit off and go watch Black Panther.
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Quincy Quotes
You like Brazilian music?
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Blue Ivy’s Fruit Snacks
Destiny’s grandchild is unimpressed by your musical award ceremonies.
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I Ain't Sorry
We ain't boycotting Netflix, but we love y'all for real.
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The Powerful Prolonged Pearl
Are we sending Drake baby gifts or nah?
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No Monkey Business
Shutting your ass up is still free.
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Happy New Nigga
Tamar is having a horrible year already.
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Best Of 2017
Some highlights from 2017
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Keep Your White To Yourself
Rest in Heaven, Combat Jack.
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Signing Off
Teach them well and let them lead the way.
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Situationship & Chill
Brother Reed. You have messed up my afro.
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Never Seen A Slave Ship In My Whole Life
Blue Ivy voice
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Give Thanks
Pass us a plate
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Butt Lunch
I really just wanted to name this episode "Butt Lunch."
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Five Million Dollar Fail
Longest sigh ever.
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Tears of a Yogi
When the Basquiat skirt isn't enough....
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Bikini Bottoms
Dirty panties and bank drama
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Identity Theft
This episode is inspired by Jay-Z's spirit, Pac's soul and sonically Dre's ears.
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Live from Chicago
Thanks to Chicago for a great time at our sold-out show this past weekend.
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Shackles
Tina Campbell luh Trump.
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Somebody’s Getting Fired
The audio (and Crissle’s cough) are both awful this week, but we dragged too many people to not release this. Our apologies.
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Unbreak My Hart
Tyrese doesn't respond to Gmail ass booty chatter.
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Typing Too Fast While Too Furious
Baby rumors and Bobby Brown. (Correction: PewdiePie has 57 million followers on Youtube. Not sure where I got 11 million from. - Fury)
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It Takes Two (feat. Shea Couleé)
This week we're talking drag, ghosts and Insecure with superstar queen, Shea Couleé.
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The First White Walker
Promise rings and pussy sales. (Game of Thrones spoilers 8:00 - 14:25)
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The "Mailbag"
This episode is all about your dramatic ass letters that we love so much.
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Make America Jennerless Again
long sigh
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The Greatest Love Of All
Surround Brandy Norwood with your prayers.
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Noprah Winfrey
Backpage and Beyoncé movies
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The Next Generation (feat. LeVar Burton)
Fundamental reading with an icon.
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U Got It Bad (feat. Issa Rae)
Insecure talk with Queen Issa
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A Muva's Love
Strolling down the beautiful streets of B2K memory lane.
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Dream's Nightmare
Blue Ivy might be the greatest rapper alive.
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A Black Ass Sunday
The Grand High Nigga Gala took place this past weekend and it was a mess.
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Love & Guttersnipe Hollywood
The twins are here!!!
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Bush Gardens
Amber Rose unleashes her fur burger for Instagram.
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#Oprah
Disclaimer: Crissle has another disgusting story.
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F**k Off, Jody!
Bad ideas and banana pudding.
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No More Drama
Leave me alone. Go ahead.
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Bad All By Myself
We don't care about Katy Perry.
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Peaches & Scheme
THE LIES! THE LIES! THE LIES!
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Doing The Butt...Again
Poor choices all around.
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The Plight of the Light
Are Crissle and Fury a couple of high-yellow haters?
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LOGIC
Leave ethnic food alone!
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You're Just A Baby Boy
Shut your ass up, Tyrese.
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Somebody Gettin' Fired
Alicia Keys stars in "When Keeping It Deep Goes Wrong
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Don't Try Her
Strong black women snatch wigs.
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It's Not Easy Being White
psych.
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BANG!
Beyoncé trolls us, Nicki still lost and Trump stays pissed.
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Petty Partners
for colored girls who unfurl their tits when diss tracks are enuf...
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The Read Live! 4 Year Anniversary Show
The Read Live! Four Year Anniversary in show NYC
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Let The World Be Round
Dumb, lies and videotape....
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When Grammys Give You Lemons
Adele took Beyoncé's things, but it's okay.
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The Read Live! Washington D.C.
The Read Live from Washington D.C.
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Destiny's Grandchild
!!!!!!!!!!
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Alternative Facts
Keke, Chrisette and more
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Make Your Own Damn Sandwich (feat. Trina)
Chrisette Michele and Steve Harvey don't care about black people.
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Duel in Dubai
break ups, make ups and water sports
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Whose Mic Is It Anyway?
Mariah, J. Lo and Chris Brown's fists.
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Best Moments Of 2016
Best Moments Of 2016 by Loud Speakers Network
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Give Mary Her Things
Give Mary Her Things by Loud Speakers Network
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Platform Politics
UGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!
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The Shade Is Mine
Kanye update, more unnecessary shade from Brandy and hat policies.
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The Life Of Hellno
Bullshit and foolishness.
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Bi Bi Bi
Reality TV drama and a real life Tyler Perry movie.
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This Some Bullshit
... what?
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Losing Your Right To Be Mad
Lil Wayne, Taylor Swift and smelly cats.
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Title
Description
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Share My Worth
Naomi Campbell is still scary and Mary J Blige's divorce is filled with hateration.
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It's Litigation
Lawsuits, breakups and bottoming...
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Water Color Woes
Gross letters and ratchetry.
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Holleration In This Hillary
Kardashian pettiness, Black TV pettiness and more.
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Chain of Fools
The Game, Meek Mill and Sean Kingston's jewelry.
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F.Y.A.
Side-chick books and people who should shut the hell up.
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Dude, Where's My Car?
Pay Your Bills
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BeyRihTey
The VMAs, spit sex and lying ass white vultures.
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No After Parties
Francine returns, Amber Rose recruits and Meek Mill refuses to move on.
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Back Door Kisses For Boys
Mess
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Rap, Lies & Penis
Frank Ocean, Martha Stewart and poor penis choices.
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The Read In Amsterdam
Who Knows?
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The Read Live from London
The Read Live From London
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Nineteen Eighty Lyin
Pokémon and lying ass white women.
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You Won't Stop Our Blackness
You Won't Stop Our Blackness by Loud Speakers Network
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Locked Inside
Beef, bleach and boosters.
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The Time BET Actually Had Us
The BET Awards were...pretty good.
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Swift Lies
Tinctures and terrible stories
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The Read San Francisco Live
The Read Live from San Francisco
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Days Of Edges Past
Formation hits NYC.
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Going Ape Shit
Gorillas in the pissed
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Liars and Scammers
sex, lies, and videotape.
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Live from Baltimore
The Read Live! from Baltimore
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Fu-Gee-Late
Killing time softly with no songs.
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Step Niece Daughter
Step Niece Daughter
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Lilac Lemonade
100% Pure Stanning
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This Thing Called Life
RIP Prince.
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Skirt On 22s
Apparently we can't shut up these days.
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Child of Destiny (feat. Kelly Rowland)
Kelly. Damn. Rowland
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Shady Shenanigans
Katt Williams, K. Michelle and Kehlani.
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Kattwarts: School of Pimpcraft & Niggatry
Oh, who knows?
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Another Thursday
Ciara's ring, Chris Brown's new movie and Mariah's reality show
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Katt Scratch Fever
New Chris Brown drama, more boring nudes and flop on flop crime.
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Movie Business
The Oscar's are still white as hell and Nina Simone is still black as hell.
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3rd Anniversary Live
Despite the best efforts of both the flu and a shitty soundman at Manhattan's The New School, The Read is back this week. With both Crissle and Fury unable to get out of bed (let alone get to the studio) this week we're bringing you The Read's 3rd Anniversary Show.
We love you guys and thanks for your support--especially Larry and Ellen, the couple that got engaged during listener questions (You read that right.....)
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Adele and the Order of Key, Sis
The Grammys were a lie.
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BEYmergency: Formation
WHEW!!!!
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Ugh!
Attention whores everywhere.
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Kanye, Shut Your Black Ass Up
here.
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In Memory of Dionne Davenport
Just stop talking.
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Powerful Balls
Golden Globes, Teen Slob OG and Patti's cakes getting patty caked.
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Future Support
Brandy stanning, Jaden Smith's skirt and Future's future with Future.
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Best Of 2015
A look back at the best moments of 2015
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The Friend Zone and The Read Mash Up Part 2
It's the holidays, so it's only right that The Friend Zone and The Read get together. Here's Part 2 of the mash up.
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The Passion Fruit
The sad story of Meek Mill's cold clear pee.
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Curried Class
Bow Wow gives us a failed Language Arts lesson as we keep our good stuff covered.
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Peace, Love and Shade
Blue Ivy is booked.
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Turkey & Greens (feat. Tykeia)
Holiday shade with our sistren.
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Da Hee
Patti Pies are making folks slap their mamas harder than Holly Holm. Plus, a history lesson for you young hoes.
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Boonk & Hennessy (feat. Dormtainment)
Cognac and conversation with Mike and Tay of Dormtainment.
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No Shave, No Shade
TLC went to shade jail, Chris Brown put TMZ on blast and The Game set out that peen.
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Flick of the Wrist
Bad tattoos, old boobs and gay porn
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Anal Training Day
Oprah, Drake, Beyoncé and butt play.
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The Name Game
Raven Hyphen Sigh'Moan is still acting a damn fool.
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The Read Seattle
The Read live show from Seattle
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The Read London
The Read travels to London for our first European show.
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You've Got Mail
A brand new mailbag episode full of your letters from home.
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A Picture Is Worth Twenty Quarters
Sheree done lost her damn mind...
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Billy Ray's Burden
Happy birthday, Beyoncé! We're back to discuss Nicki versus Miley, Fake President Kardashian and Paula Deen's Nae-Nae.
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Serena & The Hotline Bling
louiepradagucci.
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Difficult Dumbasses
It's a fuckboy frenzy.
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Love & Verse-Top
Reality stars are still doing too much.
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O_OFest
Drake hops on an owl and soars into the shade heavens as our new Supreme.
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Drunk for Drake
Aubrey for the win.
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Who Started From The Bottom?
A loud and bloody wig snatching hurricane.
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With Great Likes Come Great Responsibilities
Chris Brown, Brandy and Kylie Jenner's TVOne wig.
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Crouching Tyga
Mess.
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Wack Entertainment
I'm sorry and I forgive you.
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What's Your Excuse?
Karruby Rose, Diddy's pimp hand and Khia's vocals.
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Imitation of Life
I don't understand the question.
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Because It Applies
No caption
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Hazed
Eggs, Caitlyn, Grits!
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Mess Side Story
Chris Brown is a lost cause.
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What A Lovely Day
Beyoncé's new BFF feeds her cheeseburgers and "NahLaters."
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Minor Wounds
Kenya Moore's life twirls out and Blac Chyna's mama goes off!
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Filler Me Softly
MET dresses, rappers beefing, and Kylie Jenner's confession.
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Window Lives Don't Matter
Ghetto BBQs, Bruce Jenner and Baltimore.
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Lips Aren't Movin
Waka Flocka runs for office. Sherri Sheppard runs from child support. Kylie Jenner runs her mouth.
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Coco Nuts
Rihanna, Beyoncé and Madonna's new victim of the kissing curse.
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Ain't Shit Day
Lots of celebrity reunions this week. Plus, Frank Ocean is back and Kylie Jenner wants to look like a gay plum.
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#TIDALforSOMEOFYALL (feat. Dormtainment)
Rome and Cam, of the hilarious Dormtainment, join the show to talk Tidal, Karrueche and gas money. Visit them at dormtainment.com and check out their Comedy Central web series, Six Guys One Car.
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Muppets Are People Too
Jim Henson tears, ghostwriter tea, and ethnic TV.
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Fix It
Common is full of love...and a few other things. Plus, Karrueche finally gets help...for our entertainment.
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The Snatching
So many wigs to remove. So little time.
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Bitch U Guessed It:The Read Turns Two
The Read Live at The New School in NYC. We thank you all so much for your continued support through these two black ass years.
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Get Like Rih
We're just over here smelling like patchouli oil and weed.
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Front Row Fuss
North West keeps it fucking real.
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The Taste You Can See (feat. Estelle)
Estelle drops by to discuss her new album, True Romance. Plus, Grammy talk and a horrific update.
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100 Reads
Assante and Dustin join us for our 100th episode! To celebrate, we dove into another mailbag of your business.
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1,000 Hours
Happy Shonda Day! Now that the fake blizzard is over, let's talk about Nene's wretched wigs.
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Smell & Taste
Apologies in advance.
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Ethnic Showers (feat. Jazmine Sullivan)
Naya Rivera bathes once in a while and Kenya Moore is still crazy. Plus, Queen Jazmine Sullivan stops by to discuss her new album, Reality Show!
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Memoirs Of A Fake Geisha
We're back to discuss Rick Ross's new tattoo, Nene Leakes' tears and plenty more.
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Best Of
Here are a few highlights from The Read that you all voted as your favorites.
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Read & Green
It's a Christmas party with our dear friends. We can't really remember most of it, but it's surely full of yelling and nonsense. Happy holidays!
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Theta Beta Naw
VH1's new reality show gets stomped in the yard. Plus, Bobby Shmurda is in the shmenitentiary.
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Leave Drake Alone
Our friend Aubrey has taken some unnecessary blows this week. Keep him in your prayers.
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Not My God
Halle's baby hair, Jill Scott's cape and more.
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Ghetto Gratitude
We give thanks for Beyoncé, Grand Theft Auto, social media shade and more.
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Distrust Funds
Pudding pops and poor choices…
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Delivurt Us From Evil
Nicki’s nazis and other N-words.
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U Tried It
Another week of poor choices from the rich and the light skinned. Plus, Beyoncé presents a gift to Kid Fury and not you.
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One Of Them Days
If you don’t get your ass off that damn piano...
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On My Disney
Twerking isn’t feminism. It’s fun. So piss off, Annie Lennox.
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The 40 Year Old Stoner
Stevie J is pregnant, Tyga is leaving Young Money and Snoop is still high.
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No Label (The Bizarro Episode)
This week is a vortex of ratchet featuring Tyga’s lust, Raven-Symone’s weave and baby mama threesomes.
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100 Racist Recipes
Dear Kim and Kanye, we at The Read would like to respectfully speak for North in saying…leave her the fuck out of it. All of it. Thanks.
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Mrs. Birdman
Tyler Perry allegedly got a woman pregnant and Keyshia Cole is still mad.
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Switch (feat. Reagan Gomez)
This week we’re joined by actor/producer, Reagan Gomez, to discuss her new web series, women of color creating their own content and Waka Flocka’s weed.
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Good Job
Is French Montana’s story arc coming to an end? Will Katy Perry and Taylor Swift be on Worldstar? All this and more…
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Bey Day
Snoop Dogg transforms into a light-skinned aunt and Cee-Lo doesn’t know what rape is.
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Stung
Blue performed at MTV’s Beyoncé concert and Karrueche faced the wrath of the Beyhive.
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The Green Experiment (feat. Dustin & Assante)
We don’t really remember.
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The Upheaval
This week has been rough but we're here anyway. Danity Kane gives up again, Ciara leaves her Future, and we have a special word for the NAACP.
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This Is..The Remix
Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj released a monster remix. Kimberly Denise Jones is pissed.
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The Bird Squat
Nicki Minaj’s ass and a Cheetah Girl’s past. That’s what this episode is made of.
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Wife Swap
Naya Rivera loves a new man, Lebron loves cupcakes and Farrah Franklin loves to get 2 on.
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On The Run
The Carters have collected our edges…again.
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I See London, I See France
Karrueche is single again, Prince shades an R&B “diva" and Keyshia Cole is dumb.
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All Shade
The EBT Awards were a great showing of shade, sass and lumberjack outfits. Plus, a natural hair read.
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Vital Information
The internet attempts to bail a fine light skinned felon out of prison, Keyshia Cole sings about lady love and Drake has a new WCW.
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None In A Million (feat. Mike Brown)
Blue Ivy’s CRWN, T.I.’s Instabeef and Zendaya’s swooped bang. Plus comedian Mike Brown joins us this week for all this shade and more.
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Dont Mess With Pamela James
Tichina Arnold serves a shining read for Khloe Kardashian’s boyfriend. Plus, Rihanna shades TLC over her boobs and much more!
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Crystal Tits
Rihanna’s glitter boobs, an Azealia Banks debate and more.
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Dial Up
For the first time ever, Kid Fury & Crissle take calls from a few of you listeners at home.
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Ass Hook
Jaylongé is a union of beauty again...according to Beyoncé. Plus, Ciara gives birth to tomorrow, Rob Kardashian knows he’s fat and much more.
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Going Down (feat. Dustin Ross)
…never really did like elevators. [ Tickets: TheReadDetroit.com + TheReadLA.com ]
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Lemon Pepper Wings
Monica Lewinksy, Willow Smith and lots of celebrity fuckboys.
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Banned for Life
Carter concerts, bare breasts and racism.
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Butt Fingers
Flops fall back in love, Columbus Short is in a real life Scandal and Mama Dee discusses douche sales.
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The Mang-o-Rita Experiment
There would be a description here, but we don’t remember what the hell was discussed so…
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Leave Trick Daddy Alone
Rappers with legal troubles, Rihanna’s bare booty picture day, Scandal predictions and much more!
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Unleash The Draggin'
Here at The Read, we promote equal opportunity dragging and this week the verbal gatherings are open and available for all.
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The Winner Is North
North West’s parents are on the cover of Vogue, but who cares about them? Plus, Nick Cannon doesn’t care about whiteface.
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#Aubrihanna
It looks like Drake and Rihanna are the new light-skinned power couple in these streets. Meanwhile, Chris Brown is only allowed one phone call.
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In My Skin (feat. Shaun Ross)
Boosie is free, Frank Ocean and Chipotle have beef (HA!) and Chris Brown is single again. Plus model/actor, Shaun Ross, joins the show to talk fashion, Beyoncé and self-love.
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Live One Year Anniversary Show
The Read celebrates its' first anniversary with a live show from New York City.
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G I R L Bye...
Pharrell’s new album cover is causing some brown anger. Robin Thicke’s wife finally found some sense. Plus, one of the craziest letters yet.
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Angry & Optimistic
Vampires, Lil Kim and other horrifying things.
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Gay, Black & Unbothered
This week, TIP & Tiny are sharing their booty issues with Instagram. Plus, T-Pain puts homophobes on blast and Kid Fury ain’t thinking about fatherhood.
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Episode From Hell
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The Grammy Heist
Macklemore received all of Kendrick Lamar’s Grammy awards, but don’t worry…he’s awful sorry about that. Is T.I.’s family hustling backwards? All this plus Vin Diesel’s attempt at surfing this week.
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TooOld 4Instagram
Madonna and does something stupid for attention…again. Drake wins at Saturday Night Live. Plus, Sherri Shepherd shade and much more.
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The Fall Of House Bieber
Bieber and friends are finally looking at doing time. Ciara reveals her pregnancy that we all knew about. Plus, Kid Fury sets a new goal for 2014.
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Break Babies
Young Jeezy makes terrorist threats, SNL adds some color to their mix and Dwyane Wade has a new baby mama. Plus…girl, it’s cold
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The Mailbag*
Happy 2014! The Read is dedicating this episode to you and your letters from home.
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Beyoncé Holiday Spectacular
What was once meant to be a holiday special filled with friends, champagne and shade turned out to be a full stan moment after King Beyoncé snatched us up from the root.
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#AskYourPublicist
R. Kelly may dress like a thirteen year old Chief Keef fan, but he sure doesn’t know Twitter very well. Plus, Michelle Obama gets these girls together and The Carters rule the Grammys.
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Trina Appreciation Day (feat. Freshalina)
Prepare for The Read to get loose (with more punch than a bowl of juice) as we keep it trill with special guest and blogging godmother, Freshalina.
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Turkey Day
Happy Thanksgiving! Have your honey ham with a side of shade this week when we discuss Rihanna’s doobie wrap, Flo Rida’s “good fortune,” and turduckens.
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Race-Themed
Keri Hilson is still enjoying her basketball boo and box braids, Oprah has requested that a certain group of people die, and USA Today tried the hell out of it.
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Sistah Wives
Description: Akon has the answer to love and hip-hop while Pebbles won’t give up the answers we care about. All this plus talk of Mariah Carey, dating in NYC, and stud love.
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Space Pop
Eminem is back on the train of controversy while Gaga has booked a ship to outer space…literally. Plus, New York’s MTA is still living hell on Earth.
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Blackface (feat. Charlamagne Tha God)
The Breakfast Club’s own, Charlamagne Tha God, joins the show this week to talk Chris Brown, Young Jeezy, Rich Dollaz’ forehead and more. Plus, Julianne Hough isn’t very good at this Halloween thing.
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Raggedy Pebbles
Who knew that Lil Mama was such a good actress? Nobody. Who knew that Kanye and Kim would have a widely publicized engagement? Everyone. All this and bad football, this week on The Read. Don't forget to grab tickets to Kid Fury's Trilloween: http://bit.ly/169eeVk
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America's Grape Juice
Madonna is fighting the power one text at a time, while Drake and Chris Brown continue to exhibit extreme lightskinned behavior. Plus, vine videos and GOP juice!
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Everyday People (feat. Roblé Ali)
Khloe and Lamar were seen together since Kris and Bruce Jenner are not. Miley Cyrus catches another swift read and Slim Thug can't control his hoodisms. Plus we chop it up with special guest, Chef Roblé!
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Sideshow Bras
Kanye is being stalked, Lamar Odom may have been set up and Lebron James got a virtual read. Plus, Kid Fury thinks buying bras on the hood sidewalk is gross.
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The Read – My Auntie Jenifer
Please pray for Kieran James Romney and while you’re at it tell Rihanna and Teyana to go be rich and quiet. Then get into the moment when The Read got to interview the amazing Jenifer Lewis. The Read – My Auntie Jenifer
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The Read – Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Sexuality
Antoine Dodson is playing another publicity game and Miley’s man is over her. Plus, we’re tired of you cheeky queens touching Beyoncé. The Read – Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Sexuality
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The Read – The Mailbag
In an effort to get our lives and schedule together, The Read is dedicating this episode to you and your letters from home. (Yes, there is still a regular show this week.) The Read – The Mailbag
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The Read – Gucci This, Gucci That
Keyshia Cole has apologized in hopes of salvaging what’s left of her edges. Bruno Mars is performing at the next Super Bowl and Gucci Mane has lost all three teaspoons of his mind. Plus, a simple reminder that Blue Ivy is better than you. The Read – Gucci This, Gucci That
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The Read – The VMA Review
From Lady Gaga to NSYNC to Miley Cyrus, we’re breaking down all our thoughts on the 2013 Video Music Awards. Also, we have a word on stans and agreeing to disagree. The Read – The VMA Review
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The Read – Big Gay Ice Cream
So many celebrity stunt queens have been pulling it this week, so tell Perez Hilton, Miguel and Raz B to get their acrylic nails out of your pocketbook. Also, a word on gay ice cream and how it destroys children. The Read – Big Gay Ice Cream
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The Read – Friendly Reminders
This week, some chick in Switzerland tried our dear Queen Oprah, Kendrick Lamar turned the entire hip-hop industry upside down…and Beyoncé got a haircut. Plus, PMS is real and Miley’s edges are destroyed. The Read – Friendly Reminders
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The Read – The Mrs. Carter Show
Beyoncé. King Bey. Motha. BGKC. Mrs Carter. This week we recap the snatching that took place at Barclays Center for the Mrs. Carter Show. The Read – The Mrs. Carter Show
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The Read – Sweet And Meat
This week, our good friend Chescaleigh is back to help us discuss Dwyane Wade’s typo name, DJ Khaled’s publicity stunt and much more. Your listener letters are as fiery as ever and Kid Fury has a powerful read for potato chip injustice. The Read – Sweet and Meat
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The Read – Luna Vs Serena
Kanye went black skinhead on some jerk paparazzi and we at The Read are perfectly okay with that. The royal baby is here and Beyoncé’s weave has been compromised, plus much more! The Read – Luna Vs Serena
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The Read – Well Deserved Laughs
This past week has been an especially sucky one, but the show must go on. Grab a few deserved laughs as Kid Fury & Crissle talk Chris Brown, Keri Hilson, and the monstrous Kris Jenner. Plus, you listeners sound off! The Read – Well Deserved Laughs
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The Read – Stay Off The Bus
This week, we all hail Jay’s Holy Grail. Mariah Carey busted her legendary ass and your letters from home are crazier than ever! Plus, our guest Assante introduces a new segment and Stevie J stops by the show in his fuckboy bus… The Read – Stay Off The Bus
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The Read – The Black Entertainment Episode
This week, Kid Fury & Crissle review the BET Awards before the holiday. Talk of George Zimmerman gets pretty heated and your letters from home are still insane!
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The Read – What’s In A Name?
This week, Blue Ivy has officially muted the name North West on Twitter. Paula Deen might be sorry for calling you all the N-word, but she’s still been fired. Plus, a listener update that will gag your shorts off!
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The Read – Paula’s Best Dish
Have you had a taste of Paula Deen’s racism lately? Come get a bite along with lots of shade for Kaidence Donda West and Chad Johnson. Plus, Crissle reads where it hurts…for Fury.
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The Read – Law & Order: FU
It’s been legal hell for a few celebrities as of late. This week, Kid Fury and Crissle bang the gavel on these famous fools. Plus, Miley Cyrus and her twerking are tired as hell.
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The Read – Say No To F**k Boys
Have you asked Draya Michele any tough Twitter questions yet? This week, Kid Fury and Crissle are reading deadbeat parents and destroying the fuckboys. Also, which Real Housewife is pregnant again and what’s up Kanye’s butt?
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The Read – Pray For The Dancing Lobsters
This week, Crissle lets you know how she feels about a drugged out rapping Amanda Bynes! Everyone is judging Miguel, Beyoncé will having escort you out and Kid Fury is always late! We also introduce a new sponsor, Audible.com. Go to audiblepodcast.com/read to check out free trial. And of course check out Huluplus.com/theread to get a free trial to [...]
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The Read – The Petty Betty Show
This week, Kid Fury & Crissle gag over the leaked version of Beyoncé’s “Grown Woman” single. As anticipation for the tour kicks back up, Miguel kicks two girls down at the Billboard Awards. Plus, what the hell is Paris Hilton doing on Cash Money Records?! also, to take advantage of The Read’s special offer with [...]
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The Read – There’s Something About Fury
Lord, Beyoncé has postponed a show for the first time. Is the King Bey knocked up? Also, Tyler Perry’s wig gets snatched and Kelly Rowland bares her soul. However, can you tell what’s up with Kid Fury this week?
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The Read – New York Appreciation
The Read returns this week with more soap opera games from Chris & Rihanna. Kim Kardashian looks like a couch, Lauryn Hill is going away and Wade Robson loses his damn mind.
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The Read – Love & Kroger Michelle
Actor, Dustin Ross, joins us on The Read this week, where we give thanks for all new Beyoncé-related treats. We might be getting a new Lauryn Hill album, sponsored by the IRS. Plus, K. Michelle is getting her ashy wig shifted.
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The Read – Who Raised You
Have you said a prayer for DMX and Amanda Bynes this week? Join in our circle of hope for those two. Also, has Beyoncé made a huge mistake…and who is Kylie: The Terrible?
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The Read – The Scandalous Episode
On this week’s episode of The Read, popular Youtube sensation, Franchesca Ramsey, joins in on the shade. LL Cool J doesn’t care about slavery as long as he can wear jewelry, and A$AP Rocky is giving lipstick tips. You can also expect a lengthy discussion on ABC’s Scandal!
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The Read – The Grown Episode
On this week’s Read, Fury & Crissle have another Beyoncé appreciation moment… sponsored by Pepsi. Keyshia Cole’s career is over, Rick Ross wants to keep his career and Crissle is The Willow Defender.
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