Distractible
Distractible
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
Illegal Advice Too
This episode of Distractible pleads the fifth. Any further information will require the presence of a lawyer. Or just get Bob or Wade, that should be good enough. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 24, • 1:01:57
The Best, The Worst
For better or for worse, this episode is about the best and the worst. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 21, • 1:12:01
We've Never Done This Before
Look at my ice! It's time for some good ol' fashioned icebreakers with Bob! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 17, • 1:01:26
Our Shirts Are Out
A moist bear and a hot fox, both with soapy eyes, walk into a bar in Australia. One orders a "Kadoova", the other orders a "Chump." And let me tell ya, that bartender got the greatest e****ion you've ever seen in your entire life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 14, • 1:00:57
September 10th
Keep your hands, arms, feet, Pokémon and Blockbuster cards inside Mark's time machine at all times. And remember, every action has an equal and opposite distraction. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 10, • 1:12:41
Hide The Penny
For the price of one penny, you could have all the toy trains, crusty socks, and dead bodies imaginable! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 7, • 1:15:44
Right In The Sauce Box
Things are gettin' real saucy between Wade, Bob, Mark, George & Martha Washington, skating flies, briefcase puppies, and a whole lot of ketchup. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 3, • 1:00:34
Who Want Million?
I want million, you want million, we all want million! (Celebrity guest appearances by Bob's Dad and Benjamin Franklin.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 28, • 1:12:20
When Was That Again?
When is this? Where am I? Who's asking me all these trivia questions? Why is that man putting a condom on a bullet? And why is that other man... BALD?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 24, • 1:06:51
Mark's One Man Show
Mark's life flashes before his very eyes, at the whim of Bob and Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 21, • 1:03:59
The Council of Distractible (Part 2)
The three founding fathers gather once again to re-evaluate the sacred text that is the "Distractible Constitution." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 17, • 52:45
Mark Prepared For This
Cloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 14, • 1:03:48
WordPad Broke
All of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 10, • 1:04:13
Acronyms, But Better
Dudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 7, • 59:46
Big Dog Energy
No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 3, • 1:07:17
More Broken News
Wade gets himself canceled. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 31, • 53:47
Order Matters Too
Welcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 27, • 1:04:10
There's An Easter Egg At 43:51
Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 24, • 1:13:35
Knives, Fire, and Pickup Trucks
Donate to the LA Wildfire Relief: https://tiltify.com/@tiltify-impact-fund/lawildfires. As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 20, • 1:04:34
Where Am I?!
Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 10, • 57:11
The Distractible Paradox
There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 6, • 54:16
Time and Stuff
It's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 3, • 53:46
Does Order Matters?
New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 30, 2024 • 1:01:38
New Year, Old Us
Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 27, 2024 • 1:04:49
Merry Christmas, Bob!
Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 23, 2024 • 1:09:25
[Insert Topic Here]
[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 20, 2024 • 1:06:26
What's Wrong With Video Games?
Forget about video games, Mark bought a kilogram of WHAT?!?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 16, 2024 • 1:02:38
Mark of Theseus
Have you heard of the Mark of Theseus? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 13, 2024 • 58:13
The Cost Is Correct
If you're having extreme tech issues or dropping your used prophylactics in restaurants… COME ON DOWNNN!!! You’re the next contestant on “The Cost Is Correct!” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 9, 2024 • 54:49
Bob's Fridge (Part 2)
There are two certainties in life: Mark will ALWAYS have obsessions, and Bob will NEVER be able to own a decent fridge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 6, 2024 • 1:06:14
Top 10 Things
Mark, Wade, and the Mysterious Ghost of Muyskerm climb the ranks by guessing the "Top Ten Things" in Bob's categories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 2, 2024 • 1:03:09
Wade For President
Together, we can Make America Wade Again! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 29, 2024 • 1:11:00
Florida or No Florida?
Bob, Mark and Wade find out if what happens in Florida stays in Florida. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 25, 2024 • 57:58
Nah, I'd Win (Part 2)
Never interrupt a pig during his 30 minute orgasm. NEVER. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 22, 2024 • 1:03:03
The Election Episode
Distractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig orgasms. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 18, 2024 • 58:29
Wade Is Sopping
Bob's word games always get us dripping with excitement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 15, 2024 • 46:23
Get Mad Libs
Wade is (adjective) to be (verb)ing Mark and Bob the challenge to (verb) in this new (noun) all about Mad Libs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 11, 2024 • 50:41
Edutainment!
Professor Mark gives students Bob and Wade the hefty assignment to find the most entertaining and educational content before dismissal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 8, 2024 • 1:02:55
Wadey’s Wittle Phiwosophy Hour (Part 2)
Phiwosopher Wade has weturned with an even warger question to expwore: Do we have fwee will? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 4, 2024 • 1:01:31
Definitely Real Things
The guys are spreading the good word in Bob's new game for Mark and Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 1, 2024 • 52:55
Never Hug Your Teacher
Mark, Wade, and Bob have a good ole fashioned cringe measuring contest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 28, 2024 • 1:05:24
Movie Villain Awards
Is the Gingerdead Man's derisiveness and Lady Dimitrescu hypnosis over Mark powerful enough to earn them the highest award Wade can give? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 25, 2024 • 1:01:36
Two Sentence Horror Stories
Boo Bob, Wicked Wade, and Mark put their years of spoopy gaming experience to the test in this ghastly challenge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 21, 2024 • 54:50
QUITTER!
You know what they say, quit while you're a bald head. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 18, 2024 • 57:54
Parlor Games
It's all fun and games until we bring out the sweaty lawyers and Wade's camera cuts out. NOTE: This episode was recorded months prior, but is being released now to work with the host schedule. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 14, 2024 • 51:20
Get More Stupider (Part 2)
"Looks like stupid is back on the menu, boys!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 11, 2024 • 56:34
Try New Things
The dude's reminisce about the good, the bad, and straight up weird experiences they've had with trying new things. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 7, 2024 • 1:05:56
What Song Do You See?
Mark and Wade press shuffle on Bob's playlist and let their minds go on a journey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 4, 2024 • 1:02:03
The Most Cursed Moments
With the spookiest of seasons approaching, there's no better way to pregame than by reflecting on some of the most horrifying moments to ever occur in Distractible history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 30, 2024 • 1:07:36
All Nighters
We learn what keeps Mark, Bob, and Wade up at night. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 27, 2024 • 1:04:51
The Episode You Can Taste
This episode will leave a good, a bad, and perhaps a poo milk taste in your mouth. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 23, 2024 • 1:07:13
Nah, I'd Win
It's a mouse... it's a fly... it's a salmon... no! It's Wade and Bob using their animal instincts to defeat predators in Mark's game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 20, 2024 • 55:21
WikiHow About Now?
Time to crack open the ole Distractopedia and see if Bob, Mark, and Wade can match the correct (and severely cursed) WikiHow image to it's title. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 16, 2024 • 59:36
Talent
Wade shines the spotlight on Bob and Mark to showcase their hidden talents and their envy of other people's talent. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 13, 2024 • 52:37
Best Of The Old Ads (Part One)
After years of excruciating research and archaeological breakthroughs, the long lost Distractible ad reads have finally being unearthed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 9, 2024 • 45:09
Bob's Secret Words
Step aside Wade and Mark, it's time for Bob to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words"... again... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 6, 2024 • 46:30
Conspiracy. CHANGE!
Are conspiracy theories a game to you?! Good, because that's exaclty what Mark has turned them into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 2, 2024 • 52:50
We Won't Get Banned For This (NSFW)
(WARNING: NSFW) Distractible: Bridging the gap between porn and podcasts since 2024. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 30, 2024 • 51:48
Mark's Secret Words
Step aside Wade, it's time for Mark to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words." Maybe... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 26, 2024 • 1:04:04
The Dumb Of Introverts
Please don't talk to us, talk to Wade instead. He's the extrovert. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 23, 2024 • 1:04:48
On Success
Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the little victories and major milestones they've had over the years. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 19, 2024 • 1:06:35
Get More Stupider
Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 16, 2024 • 59:48
Big or Small (Part 2)
The question stills needs answering, and the dudes are here to finally solve it...again: Big or Small? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 12, 2024 • 1:01:43
Wade's Secret Words (Part 2)
Shhh! There's a new, secret twist to this sequel of the classic Distractible episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 9, 2024 • 57:16
The Last Great Debate
Bob, Wade, and Mark reveal themselves as the master debaters they really are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 5, 2024 • 1:00:38
Worm Love
Would you still love Distractible if it was a worm? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 2, 2024 • 56:37
Tongue Twisters
Distracted Dudes Look Dumb Doing Daunting Dictions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 29, 2024 • 54:48
Theater Of The Mind
The inner machinations of Wade's mind is an enigma... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 26, 2024 • 50:53
Glauber Salt
This salty Distractible episode uses cookies, which may or may not be made by secretive elves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 22, 2024 • 51:04
A Special Message For Our Listeners
Wade, Mark, and Bob embark on a mission to design the perfect mascot for Distractible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 19, 2024 • 1:14:55
Red 40, Set Hut!
Red red dye, goes to Mark's head. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 15, 2024 • 58:02
Sorry For My Singing
Bob, Mark, and Wade make sweet sweet music with each other. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 12, 2024 • 1:02:32
The Dumb of Humanity
I stupid. You stupid. He/she/me, stupid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 8, 2024 • 58:10
Saving You Money!
Because the only money you should be spending is at distractiblestore.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 5, 2024 • 54:44
Best Of Times, Worst Of Times
The guys have seen a lot of good and bad things in their time. Especially Wade, since he’s such an ancient being. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 1, 2024 • 1:08:23
It's Mark's Birthday (Part 2)
Happy Birthday Mark! To celebrate, we made some non-artificially dyed punch that you can soak up with your balls! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 28, 2024 • 1:09:00
20 Easy Questions
Bob successfully destroys Mark and Wade's egos with trivia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 24, 2024 • 1:01:57
We Might Have Started The Fire
Wade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 21, 2024 • 1:15:20
The Room Where It Happened
The guys finally return back to the place where it all began. (With special guest star: Momiplier) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 17, 2024 • 55:04
We Should Buy A Movie Theater!
Buckle up, grab your popcorn, and call the best lawyer you know. Because it's time for a Distractible Road Trip to the movies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 14, 2024 • 53:08
The Inaugural Boat Episode
Captain Mark, First Mate Bob, and Wade board the S.S. Distractible to sail the seven seas in search of the ultimate treasure: new laws for the constitution. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 10, 2024 • 56:48
Shotgun Roulette
So it's come to this... all the drama, the chapstick, the baldness. Now, it's just Wade, Bob, Mark, and a gun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 7, 2024 • 51:54
Two Truths And A Lie
Must... have... a peaceful... and not... rage filled... game episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 3, 2024 • 59:18
My Body Betrayed Me
Wade attempts to lower the self esteems of Mark and Bob. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 31, 2024 • 55:56
Naming 100 Women
100 women vs the 3 dudes. Also Mark can't spell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 27, 2024 • 42:25
World Wade Supremacy
THEY'RE TRYING TO STOP US! TAKE THIS EPISODE, STUDY IT'S CONTENT, AND PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS! DO IT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LA- *offline* Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 24, 2024 • 37:08
1000 Hour Energy
Mark doesn't want to live forever, he just wants to see how much living his body can take. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 20, 2024 • 49:29
It's Over, It's Done
Wade honors your mom, Bob gets harassed by a spider, and Mark has a very special announcement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 17, 2024 • 53:28
There Is No Excuse
There is no excuse for not listening to Distractible. Except maybe when driving... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 13, 2024 • 47:10
Animal Noises
Old Mark-plier had a farm. E. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 10, 2024 • 51:06
20 More Questions (At Least)
Time to give Bob a taste of his own medicine, and drive Mark even more towards insanity, with another round of 20 Questions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 6, 2024 • 56:45
At Least 20 Questions
Bob challenges Wade and Mark to a relaxing (not at all rage inducing) game of 20 Questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 3, 2024 • 1:01:53
Bad Or Worse
What could be worse than not listening to Distractible? Trick question, there is nothing worse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 29, 2024 • 1:19:36
The Cursed Man
Is Wade cursed? Probably. Time to do something about it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 26, 2024 • 1:00:41
Uplifting Children's Stories
Once upon a time, in the land where podcasts remain, Mark and Wade write very strange stories for Bob's son James. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 22, 2024 • 59:15
Chugging Hot Tub Water
Grab your mugs filled with covid water and maple syrup, because Wade has got a doozy of a story for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 19, 2024 • 1:04:32
Cake Or AI Too
Still technologically impaired Wade guesses which random descriptions are real vs artificially made. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 15, 2024 • 43:09
Cake or AI?
Technologically impaired Wade guesses which cursed images are real, and which are artificially made. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 12, 2024 • 47:23
The Best Episode Of Distractible Anyone Has Seen or Heard Ever
We've finally done it. We've created the perfect Distractible episode that will surely bring this podcast to #1 across the universe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 8, 2024 • 54:45
Do You Fear Death-uh?
Wade, Bob, and Mark talk all things deadly and what it means to live life to the fullest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 5, 2024 • 1:05:27
Wrong Answers Only
Mark forces Bob and Wade at knife point to go against their common sense. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 1, 2024 • 53:04
No Topic Left Beef
Coming to an IMAX theater near you: Revenge of the Naked Licking VTuber Professors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 29, 2024 • 54:26
Old Is Awesome
It's getting harder to recognize the guys through all that gray hair and wrinkles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 25, 2024 • 50:41
Power
With great power, comes great Distractibility. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 22, 2024 • 55:04
How To Milk Your Dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody milk your dinosaur. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 18, 2024 • 47:07
Pants
Mark is running out of pants, so Bob and Wade are his only hope. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 15, 2024 • 49:36
Tear Down These Balls
In a world of surge pricing, beanie babies, Kit-Kats, and sperm, Distractible always prospers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 11, 2024 • 56:11
We Are The Main Character
Are we living in a simulation? The dudes venture down the rabbit hole to finally discover the truth... maybe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 8, 2024 • 1:09:54
Midfacemaxxing [Bonus Episode]
Hey Mark, why the long face? Maybe the internet has some wholesome and definitely not horrific answers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 6, 2024 • 26:46
Games Are Getting Older
Time makes you bolder, video games get older, and the guys are getting older too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 4, 2024 • 59:18
Mark Is A Visionary [Bonus Episode]
Mark uses his new Apple Vision Pro for what it was designed for: terrifying Facetimes and VR porn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 2, 2024 • 24:00
It's Okay, We're Engineers
This episode has something for everyone: TIkTok miners, Warhammer PowerWashing, and boat sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 1, 2024 • 46:02
This Is Our Roman Empire
AI Will Smith, Helldivers 2, and listening to your heart. That's what Distractible is really all about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 26, 2024 • 1:01:43
We're Filthy Rich! [Bonus Episode]
Wyoming has come to save us all with it's rare earth elements! And get your bald caps ready, because Wade has a special message just for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 24, 2024 • 24:00
You’ll Never Believe What Happened
Mark, Bob, and Wade meet Jesus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 23, 2024 • 47:41
The Council of Distractible
Three hosts, one episode. After nearly two years, the floor is finally open to lay down the law and finish the first Constitution of Distractible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 19, 2024 • 1:12:27
Wade Games
They conquered the “Escape Room,” they outsmarted the “Riddle Realm,” but can Mark and Bob survive the treacherous challenges that await them in the “Wade Games?” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 16, 2024 • 1:02:11
Wade Wins (Part 2)
All hail, Wade. Wade is the king of Distractible. This is his episode, his kingdom. Everything is great. We are definitely not being held against our will. All hail, Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 12, 2024 • 50:49
Breaking News (Part Three) [Bonus Episode]
The stories just keep getting weirder in the Distractible NEWS HQ. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 10, 2024 • 24:01
Dr. Bob's Real Boy Test
Oh boy! Here comes Dr. Bob with a brand new test for Mark and Wade to see which of them have what it takes to be a "real boy." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 9, 2024 • 56:12
I CAN FLY!
Mark, Bob, and Wade discuss those new fangled flying machines the young folk are talking about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 5, 2024 • 52:42
Breaking News (Part Two) [Bonus Episode]
What does Walmart, ramen, the amish, and CSI: Miami have in common? Find out in this important BREAKING NEWS episode "live" from the Distractible studio. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 4, 2024 • 25:07
Squid Game Too
Players Bob (420), Mark (069), and Wade (000) discuss which childhood games would be perfect for Squid Game competitions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 2, 2024 • 52:46
Chess 3
Mark is here to introduce to you and the guys the greatest game that the podcast world has ever witnessed: Chess 3! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 29, 2024 • 1:16:43
Breaking News (Part One) [Bonus Episode]
We interrupt this usual podcast schedule to bring you some breaking news headlines. Let's go "live" in the studio with Mark, Bob, and Wade to get the hottest scoops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 27, 2024 • 28:28
We're Getting Older
Pull up a chair with lumbar support and pour yourself a cup of weak tea. Because it's time for the guys to face the facts that they are getting older. But only one can be the oldest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 26, 2024 • 46:58
Wade Wins
You asked, we listened. This episode has one goal: to make Wade the winner. We wouldn't want to disappoint the subreddit, would we? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 22, 2024 • 43:54
Wadey’s Wittle Phiwosophy Hour
Would Mark, Bob, or Wade eat each other to survive? Find out during this wittle intewectual talk hosted by phiwosopher Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 19, 2024 • 1:07:00
Lens Chats With Mark: Part Two [Bonus Episode]
Hop back into Bob's living room as the dudes discuss Mark's new hobby, Wade's YouTuber secrets, and a whole lot of pee. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 17, 2024 • 24:33
How Do You Know?
Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the times when they instinctively knew what to do. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 15, 2024 • 58:11
Gifts, Holes, and Powers
Wade's gifts, Bob's holes, and Mark's superpowers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 12, 2024 • 51:42
Lens Chats With Mark: Part One [Bonus Episode]
Take a seat with the dudes in Bob's living room and join this casual conversation about improv mishaps, 3D porn shows, and... (drumroll) Mark's lenses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 10, 2024 • 26:00
What Distractible Stands For
The guys decide to put their reputations on the line. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 8, 2024 • 1:00:21
We Forgot To Stretch
Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about their new year resolutions, what they wish they accomplised last year, and do a WHOLE lot of stretching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 5, 2024 • 42:33
New Year, New Brain
Happy New Year! Naturally, the guys celebrate by taking an existential journey down the dystopian rabbit hole of linking human brains with AI. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 1, 2024 • 58:27
We Hate Christmas
Bah, Humbug! Now that Christmas is over, the guys can finally express all of their least favorite parts of the holiday season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 29, 2023 • 57:52
Confusing Christmas Words
Twas the episode on Christmas, and all through the podcast: Bob sings weird carols. Wade gets harassed. Mark talks about lenses. Isn't that a surprise? Merry Christmas to all, from your favorite three guys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 25, 2023 • 47:30
That's Stupid, Let's Do It
Wade, Bob, and Mark recount memories of painful, embarrassing, ballsy and butt-y moments of stupidity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 22, 2023 • 1:01:27
Evil League of Evil
Let out your best maniacal laugh for Bob, Mark, and Wade as they explore their villainous alter egos and compete for a seat on the "Evil League of Evil!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 18, 2023 • 47:26
"Not" "Financial" "Advice"
Mark, Bob, and Wade are gonna show you how to make serious bank and get rich fast with these totally legit and definitely NOT illegal tips. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 15, 2023 • 43:27
Bits That Didn't Fits [Bonus Episode]
It's time to finally open up the Distractible Vault, and take a peak at some unused bits that never saw the light of day... until now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 13, 2023 • 24:54
Live, Laugh, Lose
Wade, Bob, and Mark talk about how they balance stress, relaxation, and work ethic in their day to day lives. Also everything Mark says is wrong, and we have science to prove it (we think). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 11, 2023 • 48:54
You're Dumb, We're Smart, Here's Why
Hear us out. And when we're done, don't say anything. Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss their philosophical opinions on past, present, and future generations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 8, 2023 • 1:01:35
PowerWash Pals: Tyler [Bonus Episode]
Is power washing a sport? Either way, the hosts of "Go! My Favorite Sport Team" get down and dirty, then clean in this new episode of PowerWash Pals. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 7, 2023 • 1:23:17
Return Of The Gingerdead Man
Wade, Bob, and Mark put holiday characters head to head with each other, to see who comes out on top. But who could possibly beat the derisiveness of the clever confectionery that is the "Gingerdead Man?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 4, 2023 • 56:43
Actually Nothing
Look deep into our eyes... what do you see? Nothing? Yep, that pretty much sums up today's episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 1, 2023 • 43:25
Appeasing Our A.I. Overlords
A.I. is going to take over sooner or later, so the guys may as well use it's suggestions for episode topics. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 27, 2023 • 50:45
Self Diagnosis, Best Diagnosis
Dr. Markiplier completely legitimately and credibly screens Bob and Wade for ADHD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 24, 2023 • 48:46
PowerWash Pals: Bob [Bonus Episode]
Welcome to another PowerWash Pals Powerwashing Podcast. This time with another "and friend," Bob. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 22, 2023 • 53:35
Boy, I Miss That
Wade tells the epic story of his terrifying journey to pick up and deliver a wedding cake. Plus the guys reminisce about the nostalgic things they miss from their younger-years. After all, they are getting older. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 20, 2023 • 1:04:16
Voice Me, Dammit!
The guys talk Mark's volcano scare, bad airports, and the voices animals would have if they could speak. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 17, 2023 • 1:03:49
PowerWash Pals: Wade [Bonus Episode]
Mark takes Wade through his first time playing PowerWash Simulator. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 15, 2023 • 51:00
Bullsh*t
Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about bullsh*t. That's pretty much it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 13, 2023 • 57:20
News Everyone!
Mark's all out of ideas, Bob is confused and scared, and Wade actually tries for once. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 10, 2023 • 55:59
Curious Conspiracy Corner
Bob, Wade, and Mark attempt to separate fact from fiction, venturing into the curious world of conspiracy theories. Maybe even a little too far... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 6, 2023 • 54:04
No Thank You
As we enter the Thanksgiving season, the guys start with discussing what things make them say NO THANKS! And yeah, Mark's eye surgery is on my list too... (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 3, 2023 • 51:01
The Pre Of Life
What are "Ghosts?" Are they real? If so, what are they made of? Watch as the guys try to solve the mysteries of the spiritual world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 30, 2023 • 57:09
King Of Horror Hill
From Michael Myers, to Freddy Krueger, to Nemesis, to the Gingerdead Man, who comes out on top as the ultimate horror villain? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 27, 2023 • 1:13:47
Tricks or Tropes?
Are Bob and Wade's knowledge of horror tropes as particular and knowledgable as Mark's? Find out on today's spooky gameshow... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 23, 2023 • 56:58
Boo?!
Ah! You scared me! But what does it take to scare the guys? Find out as Wade, Mark, and Bob discuss what makes something truly horrifying. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 20, 2023 • 1:07:58
Worth It
Yes, Mark has obsessions. And many times, those obsessions are expensive. Today we find out if Bob and Wade have any obsessions that they feel are worth the questionable cost. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 16, 2023 • 1:14:34
I Don't Know What I Expected
Bob makes Mark and Wade take personality tests. They discuss how accurate their results are and if they were even worth doing in the first place... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 13, 2023 • 45:23
These Are Gaffes?
The wickedly talented Wade enlists his contestants to find their favorite giraffes-- I mean gaffes, sorry. Find out if Mark and Bob actually listen to their host or if the episode becomes one big gaffe in itself. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 9, 2023 • 1:00:16
Illegal Advice
Mark elicits Bob and Wade to give him advice for a variety of average problems. Of course, they can't give true legal council, so they give illegal or otherwise unscrupulous solutions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 6, 2023 • 1:11:05
Wade, Bob, and Friend
Bob and Wade punish Mark. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 2, 2023 • 49:49
Distractible Riddle Realm
Mark rips off Bob and Mandy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 29, 2023 • 1:16:19
Front Page News
Breaking News: Wade challenges Bob and Mark to go out in the field to find the most juicy, mind-blowing, and controversial news stories that are sure to make headlines... probably. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 25, 2023 • 1:00:03
Bob's Confusing Words
If points were breakfast, our ulotrichous host allows but a jentacular tittynope for our nonplussed contestants to fight over. Find out what that insane sentence means on today's episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 22, 2023 • 1:01:24
Mark Hates The Moon
Mark explains his nearly inexplicable hatred toward a redditor who posts high resolution pictures of the moon and wonders if Bob and Wade have any similar situation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 18, 2023 • 1:07:20
Whose Podcast Is It Anyway?
Put on your Drew Carey glasses, hawaiian shirts, and bald caps! This episode is an homage to the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 15, 2023 • 56:46
Distractible Escape Room
Do Mark and Wade have the knowledge and friendship to escape Bob's magical, whimsical, and sometimes sexual universe of puzzles? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 11, 2023 • 1:05:10
Wade's Food Questions
In quintessential Distractible fashion, Wade asks Mark and Bob questions which their "distractible" nature makes quite difficult to answer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 8, 2023 • 1:04:48
Five Nights at Freddy’s Tier List (Part 2)
Mark's reign continues, but this episode honestly goes in D Tier for: "Didn't We Already Do This One?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 4, 2023 • 1:22:14
Markiplier and Friends
Today Mark has two random friends on the pod to talk about his favorite things: hard drives, weird news, and space. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 1, 2023 • 1:00:44
Five Nights at Freddy’s Tier List
The King of FNAF himself hosts another Tier List, acting as arbiter for divvying up the "citizens" of his domain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 28, 2023 • 1:16:33
Philoso-NO
An extremely enthusiastic Wade invites Bob and Mark to ponder several philosophical questions and ends up with varying results... but does anything really "end" anyway? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 25, 2023 • 1:11:08
Doing It Wrong
Whatever these guys are doing, they're definitely doing it wrong. Watch as Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss the various things they do wrong on a daily basis. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 21, 2023 • 1:17:54
Why Animal There?
Bird hit window. Mouse in pool. Raccoon with... Grandma? Some time animal in place it shouldn't. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 18, 2023 • 51:41
Feels Like Home
There's no place like home. But what makes a place feel like home? Is it the memories? The amenities? Or maybe it's Ohio. Yeah, it's probably just Ohio. Also, have any of you seen Baldermort anywhere...? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 14, 2023 • 52:32
Subreddit Enemy No. 1
Reddit nemesis Marq-Eye-Blier urges his fellow burls to pitch him their best (and worst) Distractible episode ideas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 11, 2023 • 1:00:23
Dicebreakers!
The guys answer classic icebreakers, but with the caveat that their dice roll must correspond to the quality of their answer. This ep's obviously a 'natty 20. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 7, 2023 • 1:03:48
Aliens Among Us (Part 2)
It's time to once again venture into the great unknown world of tic-tac ships and octopuses/octopi, and see if the recent UFO Congressional hearings mean that there truly is life elsewhere in our universe... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 4, 2023 • 51:58
Distractible Tier List
Wade singing songs, Bob becoming Guru Harold, Mark not being able to stop talking about AI: find out where the burls would rate the subreddit's favorite podcast bits! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 31, 2023 • 1:11:52
Reading
Reading? Reading books? Ever heard of it? Mark, Bob, and Wade definitely have. They do it all the time... For sure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 28, 2023 • 1:09:15
Mac Vs. PC
The age old debate among computer users FINALLY gets addressed... which is better: Macs or PCs? Watch as Bob and Wade debate over which one of Mark's computers should be destroyed IMMEDIATELY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 24, 2023 • 58:42
I Quit (Part 2)
We mean it this time. WE QUIT! Not really... but watch as Bob, Wade, and Mark share their spooky, dangerous, and embarrassing professions that made them decide to quit and move forward. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 21, 2023 • 1:09:19
Microplastics Solved Forever
Guess what's probably lurking inside of you right now? That's right... Microplastics! Mark hosts as Bob & Wade go head to head in the ultimate debate of whether these tiny invaders are destroying or benefiting our planet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 17, 2023 • 49:45
You Ever Feel A Feel?
It's getting emotional up in here, as Wade hosts and asks the guys what films, music, and games hit them right in the feels. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 14, 2023 • 54:45
I Quit (Part 1)
The guys are FINALLY back! But where have they been? Listen as Mark talks about his emotional adventure from the ER to South Korea, and Bob blames Wade on Twitter for the missing episodes. #blamewade Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 10, 2023 • 46:49
Whimsical Headlines
This is NOT Weird Part 4, I repeat, this is NOT Weird Part 4... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 30, 2023 • 1:01:02
It's Mark's Birthday
Today on Distractible, the guys find out how Mark's Birthday connects to their most profound moments of love. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 26, 2023 • 1:13:35
YouTubers For YouTubers
What YouTubers are ~our YouTubers~ subscribed to? Hear their niche and fascinating channel recommendations on today's show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 23, 2023 • 49:10
Weird (Part 3)
But of course! The third member of the Distractible trifecta must also guide a chat about ~the weird~. This time, it's weird real estate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 19, 2023 • 1:15:18
Weird (Part 2)
Internet issues, Mark being chaotic, Wade being teased, and Bob talking about TikTok trends. Yeah... sounds like a weird, completely unique episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 16, 2023 • 1:05:57
Weird
Wade listing off some of Earth's most bizarre animals leads Bob and Mark to get weird in their own ways. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 12, 2023 • 55:35
Rage
Mark urges the guys to dig deep and find moments in their past full of unbridled rage... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 9, 2023 • 1:13:41
I Wasn't Ready
College, customer service calls, pyramid schemes: today the guys discuss the things they weren't ready for when heading into adulthood. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 5, 2023 • 1:14:17
Listener Q&A
Today the topic is effectively chosen by YOU, the listeners and viewers! Will your personal question be answered? Listen to find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 2, 2023 • 1:08:08
I'm Better
Xbox vs Playstation, LeBron vs Jordan, Skyline vs Gold Star... A lot of times, strong opinions can be silly, no matter how competitive or passionate people get about them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 29, 2023 • 1:12:09
Bob Wins This Episode
The boys obsess over their current favorite gadgets, gizmos, and doodads. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 26, 2023 • 1:10:51
What I Want
A lighter turn from last episode, today the dudes dive into what they hope the future holds for civilization 100 years from now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 22, 2023 • 58:45
Artificial Intelligence
Today, the guys discuss the ramifications of recent updates in AI. Did ChatGPT write this, or is this something a human would say? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 19, 2023 • 1:05:05
The Burls [Bonus Episode]
Surprise! It's a Distractible bonus episode! This one's a classic Distractible bit from "the vault." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 17, 2023 • 25:36
Hypocrisy?
The topic is hypocrisy and they barely talk about their hypocrisies??? Hypocrites! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 15, 2023 • 53:00
Will You Press The Button?
You can shapeshift into anyone, EXCEPT yourself... You become the most beautiful person on earth, BUT you are only as smart as a 3rd grader... You get to be apart of your favorite movie, BUT you have to be the antagonist... Find out if the guys would press those buttons and say yes to these fun, funny, and occasionally dark scenarios. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 12, 2023 • 1:04:18
The Wheel of Fate
A wheel, a random topic generator, and a timer: sounds like a Mark episode, doesn't it? Nope, somehow it's a Wade episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 8, 2023 • 58:42
Three Peens In A Pod
Mark throws it back to the guys' old livestreaming format, Wade calls in from vacay, and Bob flips his lid... or should I say... doesn't? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 5, 2023 • 1:01:26
Bread
Wade gets a ~rise~ out of Mark and Bob by making them argue about bread. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 1, 2023 • 53:12
Ohio Stuff
The boys talk Ohio like only true Ohioans can! Plus, another member of Distractible finds out they have ADHD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 28, 2023 • 1:07:40
Riddles & Rhymes
Two hosts! One of them speaks in riddles, the other speaks in rhymes... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 24, 2023 • 59:34
Who's Better?
Today, Mark and Wade die. Yes, you read that right. And Bob, the celestial arbiter, decides what becomes of them: the good place or the bad place? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 21, 2023 • 1:13:14
Million Dollars, But...
Mark gives this borrowed Rooster Teeth game format his own unhinged spin, pitting an unknowing Wade against a mischievous Bob. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 17, 2023 • 1:19:14
Wade's Questions
Much like his fashion sense, Wade's topic today is... just a random collection of things he threw together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 14, 2023 • 1:11:41
Our Firsts
Bob, Mark, and Wade reminisce, cringe, and sing about some of their first experiences. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 10, 2023 • 1:10:18
Would You Rather (Part 2)
The dudes are back to continue where they left their all-telling game of Would You Rather. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 7, 2023 • 1:18:09
Video Game Tier List (Part 2)
Wade celebrates his birthday (sort of) by continuing the burls' video game tier list. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 3, 2023 • 1:20:13
Wonders of Our World
Mark and Wade compete, pitching various monuments, achievements, and artifacts, hoping to make them onto Bob's list for the seven new wonders of ~their~ world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 31, 2023 • 1:24:01
Self Actualization
Today, supremely confident host, Wade, challenges contestants Mark and Bob to get vulnerable and talk about the insecurities around their achievements. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 27, 2023 • 1:04:22
Just Relax
If you can believe it, today the constantly distracted boys ~attempt~ to guide each other in some calming and vaguely focused meditations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 24, 2023 • 1:12:33
The Fairest Episode Ever
Joking jokers joking about jokers and joker-ing each other's jokers... but, trust us, it's fair. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 20, 2023 • 1:11:12
The Shoe Game
Mark and Wade are getting married?!? Well, not exactly, but Bob still wants them to get to know each other using a fun wedding shower game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 17, 2023 • 1:13:07
Good Advice?
Heads or tales, good or bad, riddles or rhymes?!? Find out on today's episode... Also, Wade has Covid. P.S. Don't forget to look out for another new Distractible episode Friday! Episodes will release Mondays AND Fridays from now on! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 13, 2023 • 1:09:49
Distractible: Video Now (Trailer)!
Good evening gentle... viewers?!? We have a very special announcement to make: Distractible is now a Spotify Video Exclusive podcast!!Watch Video Now | Only on SpotifyP.S. New episodes Mondays... AND Fridays! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 8, 2023 • 2:51
Am I The Asshole?
A special mid-week episode, today the guys celebrate their first VIDEO PODCAST (video available only on Spotify!), by digging through the r/AmItheAsshole reddit page!P.S. New episodes will continue Mondays AND Fridays moving forward! Prepare to be doubly distracted... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 8, 2023 • 1:23:02
The Emmy Losing Episode
Another classic Wade episode with an excellent topic (making the ideal video game!) which goes horribly wrong (no one can decide on anything!). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 6, 2023 • 1:09:49
Distractible: The Musical
The guys star in an improvised musical about... video game news... or anything on the Internet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 27, 2023 • 1:02:31
The Masks We Wear
On a more serious note, the guys discuss the metaphorical mask, which social situations we put on masks, and whether those masked versions of us are truly us... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 20, 2023 • 1:00:09
Profession Confessions
One of us speaks in riddles...the other speaks in rhymes...and the other one hosts a conversation surrounding uncomfortable early job stories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 13, 2023 • 1:15:28
Friendship Test: Mark Edition
Who is the better friend? Today, Bob and Wade's friendship with Mark is put to the test care of some Mark-based trivia! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 6, 2023 • 1:15:15
Wade's Silly Choices
A major tone switch from last week, today Wade makes Mark and Bob parse through strange and hilarious scenarios such as having the worst super power, living in a clown-ruled Earth, and many more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 30, 2023 • 1:05:01
Bob's Baby
Bob recounts the unexpected and emotionally taxing circumstances surrounding his new son's birth. Listener discretion advised (pregnancy complications, surgery, hospitals, postpartum panic/anxiety, etc...). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 23, 2023 • 1:32:12
The Ick
Inspired by a r/Distractible subreddit post, the guys discuss things that give them the ever illusive, yet always unnerving "ick." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 16, 2023 • 1:02:06
You Member?
Bob gives us an update on his new baby, James, then pivots the conversation to memory. What were some of the guys' first memories? How does memory actually work? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 9, 2023 • 1:13:43
Good Bad Habits
You know the guys are getting older, but have they tried to convince you their bad habits are actually good yet? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 2, 2023 • 1:13:25
The Perfect Day
Bob and Wade derail Mark's aspirational search for the perfect day upon which to base your life in the new year and beyond.--Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 26, 2022 • 1:08:08
Don't Say Christmas
Wade's Secret Words, but this time there's only a single word: Christmas.--Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 19, 2022 • 1:05:18
We're NOT Getting Old
Bob takes Mark and Wade through a list of strange, unorthodox, and disgusting anti-aging methods to decide if the treatments are worthwhile. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 12, 2022 • 1:08:50
One Paw In The Grave
Wade's emotional rollercoaster of a story takes center stage as he explains the strange coincidences surrounding a close call with his beloved cat. Listener discretion advised (i.e., death, euthenasia, losing pets, etc.). Oh, and also Bob gives a fridge update.--Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad
Dec 5, 2022 • 1:04:52
I Tried So Hard And I Got So Far But In The End It Didn't Even Matter
Today Bob's story of Google Glass inspires Mark and Wade to find great stories of failure in history.--Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 28, 2022 • 1:16:56
Thank You
Today the guys celebrate Thanksgiving with genuine outpourings of gratitude, which host Mark of course converts to numerical point values.--Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 21, 2022 • 1:07:53
Would You Rather
Bob forces Mark and Wade to pick their poison, having to decide between several pairs of awful scenarios. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 14, 2022 • 1:05:13
Devil's Advocate
Mark invites Bob and Wade to alternate playing the devil's advocate for a variety of agreed upon, and not so agreed upon social norms and behaviors.-Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It’s completely risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 7, 2022 • 1:07:19
Candy Tier List
Today the guys compile another contentious tier list, this time Halloween themed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 31, 2022 • 1:30:29
Change
Recorded live and with the guys in the same room for the first time in 5 years, today Wade throws it back to tour with a favorite improv game... CHANGE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 24, 2022 • 1:14:26
Big or Small
What is better, big or small? Today the guys decide once and for all by giving their personal opinions prompted by Bob's list of items. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 17, 2022 • 1:29:10
The Bait Debate
Today the guys troll specific media fandoms by giving them hot take bait. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 10, 2022 • 1:06:20
Naked
The guys share awkward spa stories, then rank the best/worst places to be naked. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 3, 2022 • 1:52:41
Video Game Tier List
Bob's hot take on Pokémon... Markiplier's true feelings on Five Nights at Freddy's... Find out where the guys these games and many more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 26, 2022 • 1:17:37
Broken News
In the spirit of the Distractible LIVE episodes on the Distractible YouTube channel, Mark takes Bob and Wade through a variety of headlines and news articles... riffing ensues. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 19, 2022 • 1:06:17
Solving The Unsolvable
Why humans sleep, the creation of the universe, alien life: today the guys attempt to solve these great mysteries... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 12, 2022 • 1:10:32
Musical Memories
First kisses, funny dances, going on stage: today the guys talk certain songs that transport them to specific life moments. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 5, 2022 • 1:07:57
Go With Your Gut
Door-to-door salesmen, house parties going too far, love at first sight: today the guys talk about the accuracy of their gut feelings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 29, 2022 • 1:07:15
Bob Doesn't Know
Instead of dual hosting, Mark and Wade compete in a secret game of their own, leaving Bob in the dark. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 22, 2022 • 1:04:17
The Distractible Gameshow
Bob prompts Mark and Wade to share their favorite gameshows, then surprises them with his very own show: "Are You Morons?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 15, 2022 • 1:15:14
Fast Food Tier List
The legendary Raising Cane's, the classic McDonalds, the scarce Fazoli's: see where the boys rank these and many other fast food spots! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 8, 2022 • 1:31:03
The Boys Bet It All
Mark whips up a new timed gamemode where Bob and Wade race to Google topics. The slower they take to find their topic, the more points they get deducted and added to the winner's pot... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 1, 2022 • 1:16:47
Before We Die
The boys play Hot or Not: Bucket List Edition, plus share some of their personal Bucket List items. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 25, 2022 • 1:06:49
Conspiracy Theories
The Aladdin Exception, Ghost Kitchens, Snowden & The NSA: today the guys dive deep (but hopefully not too deep) into some of their favorite conspiracy theories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 18, 2022 • 1:09:21
Worst World Records
Bob shares the story of Sir Hugh Beaver, while Mark and Wade fight to find the most shocking and disturbing World Records. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 11, 2022 • 1:15:44
Anything Goes
Mark leaves things up to chance in this new game-mode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 4, 2022 • 1:04:08
The Atrocities of Summer
Bob and Wade trade stories about summer injuries, while Mark shares a story about... um, Penis Man? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 27, 2022 • 1:17:25
Don't Laugh
Wade creates a new point system pitting Bob's laughter against Mark's laughter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 20, 2022 • 1:04:16
Who's The Worst
The guys play a game of "Morals OR No Morals?" and end up focusing on the latter... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 13, 2022 • 1:07:58
The Bobs & The Bees
Mark and Wade play Daddy, teaching little Bob life lessons in only the ways they can. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 6, 2022 • 1:13:33
We Got Screwed
Labyrinthian healthcare services, customer service "assistance," and unobserved restaurant reservations: today the guys rant about getting screwed!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 30, 2022 • 1:15:36
F*ck You Energy
Those times where rage and annoyance get transformed in the most interesting and productive of ways. Show 'em who's boss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 23, 2022 • 1:00:12
Wade's Secret Words
In this new episode format, Judge Wade lets listeners in on his special point system, but leaves Mark and Bob in the dark as they scramble to collect as many points as possible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 16, 2022 • 59:24
So Bad It's Good
Junk food, the Scary Movie franchise, The Fall of Slenderman, sometimes things are so bad that they come back around to being good. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 9, 2022 • 1:05:57
Aliens Among Us
The 10th Planet, tic-tac ships, and tardigrades, today the guys launch into the great unknown to discuss potential evidence for life elsewhere in our universe... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 2, 2022 • 1:02:35
Oh No, The Future UwU
Today the guys discuss fears of things yet to come... Plus, Mark tries to keep Wade on topic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 25, 2022 • 1:00:23
Serotonin
Completing "In Space with Markiplier,” bad auto-tune TikToks, nostalgic games by The Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium, today the guys dive into what gives them a serotonin boost. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 18, 2022 • 1:10:20
We Die On Your Hills
Inspired by the previous Distractible episode “Hill I Will Die On,” the guys scour the subreddit (r/distractible) and discuss listeners’ most upvoted hills to die on.Visit the Distractible Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/distractible/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 11, 2022 • 1:07:24
Self Confidence
Wade wonders where he and the guys got their confidence, while Mark and Bob share their tips and tricks for public speaking and dealing with self-doubt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 4, 2022 • 1:04:17
Superstitions
Bob hosts while Wade reveals his secrets for Cincinnati Bengals' success and Mark theorizes how compulsions might come from “the simulation.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 28, 2022 • 1:06:21
Disappointing Our Parents
Quitting jobs, sneaking porn, having a run-in with the police, today the guys chat about times they upset their parents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 21, 2022 • 1:03:03
Pet Stories
The guys reminisce about hilarious, chaotic, and pet-related memories. Prepare for poop pick-up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 14, 2022 • 1:03:59
Hill I Will Die On
Prepare for a lot of hot takes... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 7, 2022 • 1:02:48
Criminally Subliminal
Love them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. Today the guys discuss nostalgic commercials, the psychology behind ads, and how they approach recording their own. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 28, 2022 • 1:01:53
Worst Piece of Sh*t Episode Ever
By the way, Wade’s dogs are doing fine. Thanks for asking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 21, 2022 • 57:08
The Distractible Threesome
Happy Valentine’s Day! Today the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times “36 Questions that Lead to Love.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 14, 2022 • 1:01:59
Waste of Money
Today the guys trade stories about losing embarrassing amounts of cash from Craigslist scams, mobile games, yard sale finds, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 7, 2022 • 57:55
Funniest Joke In The World
A search for the funniest joke leads the guys down a path of sticking classic joke set-ups into AI word generators, with hysterical results! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 31, 2022 • 55:31
Beware The Candy Uncle...
Inspired by the Stanford marshmallow experiment, Mark challenges Bob and Wade to think up wild solutions for keeping kids from eating candy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 24, 2022 • 1:00:50
Bad Habits
From nose picking to cigarette smoking, as 2022 begins the guys discuss their worst habits. This one’s a real nail-biter! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 17, 2022 • 1:04:13
Cryptids Are Scary
Mark’s late-night descent into the “distressingmemes” subreddit spawns discussion of scary stories, including Bob and Wade’s favorite Cryptids. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 10, 2022 • 55:06
The Perfect Meal
The guys discuss their cooking mishaps and oddly satisfying food creations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 3, 2022 • 57:05
Failed Resolutions
Mark’s bizarre sleeping schedule, Bob drinking an entire handle of vodka, Wade… jogging? Today the guys discuss self-improvement and whether New Year’s is overrated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 27, 2021 • 59:28
Christmas Gone Wrong
The guys dive into how disturbing and strange some holiday traditions really are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 20, 2021 • 55:01
Humanity Is Bad
Bob challenges Mark and Wade to prove that humanity is ultimately good. It doesn’t go too well… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 13, 2021 • 51:46
Never Give Up
Mark shares the story of a pilot who crashed his plane seven times, inspiring Bob and Wade to find similar tales of perseverance despite ridiculous failure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 6, 2021 • 54:33
That One Guy
Campfire guitar guy, the gamer guy with a bad mic, Crypto Bros, Florida Man… you know, that guy. Which “guy” are our guys? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 29, 2021 • 1:00:23
Young & Stupid
The guys discuss adolescent sneakiness, food revelations, and more Jeff Bezos! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 22, 2021 • 55:54
We Are All Going To Die
Birds falling from the sky, climate change, solar flares, Jeff Bezos... What will be humanity's ultimate demise? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 15, 2021 • 55:52
Old Men
Let’s face it: Mark, Bob, and Wade are getting… up there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 8, 2021 • 56:55
Fears & Fetishes
Sharks, stage freight, and snapping your leg like Joe Theismann: today the guys discuss their fears and come to the conclusion that the opposite of a fear is a fetish. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 1, 2021 • 1:00:43
I Was Wrong...
The spelling of certain words, sex ed miscommunications, examples of the Mandela Effect: the guys humbly admit when they were wrong... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 25, 2021 • 55:44
Dangerous Coasters
The guys discuss crazy roller coasters and amusement park rides, plus describe what their hypothetical "Euthanasia Coaster" would consist of... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 18, 2021 • 57:09
Dating Advice
Wade hosts as Bob shares his insane movie theatre dating scare and Mark recounts how the only date idea he had in high school was just driving around. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 11, 2021 • 1:10:09
Lies From Parents
Coffee stunting your growth, gum staying in your stomach forever, fairy tales spawning from the truth, the guys discuss the lies their parents told them and how they're still influenced by it as adults. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 4, 2021 • 54:47
Life Plan
The guys discuss their life paths, including career goals, turning points, and what job they would have during the Zombie Apocalypse… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 27, 2021 • 57:06
King of Meat
Following the first ever tie episode, Mark and Bob attempt sharing host responsibilities, while Wade regales with tales of great and not so great eats. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 20, 2021 • 1:05:56
Dreams & Nightmares
The guys recount their night terrors, the first they remember and the ones that recur. Plus, they explore how memory relates to dreams. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 13, 2021 • 57:39
How Dare You
Tough sports coaches, rude fast-food customers, and criminals getting their comeuppance, the guys discuss all of their moments of revenge and defiance at those who dared to cross them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 6, 2021 • 1:00:06
Oh Sh*t Moments
The guys discuss their bathroom close calls. Expired meat and hospital visits included. Underwear left behind... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 30, 2021 • 58:41
How to Make a Best Friend
The guys give absolutely the worst advice on how to make a best friend... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 23, 2021 • 49:55
Future
This week the guys talk about the future: expectations vs. reality. What did people in the past predict the future would be like? Were they accurate? Will we be accurate if we attempt to do the same…? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 16, 2021 • 1:03:16
Happy Funerals
Bob hosts, hoping Mark and Wade will discuss how they want their funerals to be. Instead, Mark offers “Santa’s Big Goodbye” and Wade describes what a Jackass funeral would be like! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 9, 2021 • 52:43
Kids Are Stupid
The guys trade stories about how dumb kids can be: from inventing stupid games, to playing with banned toys, to somehow making it through all of it without a scratch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 2, 2021 • 1:05:40
Perfect Crime
This week Mark, Wade and Bob answer the age-old hypothetical question: what is the "perfect crime?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 26, 2021 • 1:05:53
Synchronicity
In front of a "live" Discord audience, the guys discuss synchronicities, déjà vu, mind-reading, and hive minds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 19, 2021 • 59:21
Hold My Beer
Wade hosts as Bob and Mark share some classic “hold my beer” moments from their college days… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 12, 2021 • 1:01:40
Conventions
On this episode of the pod, the guys get nostalgic for conventions and all the good and bad that come with them. From notable failed attempts, to bizarre themes (like "pizza" and "baby"), to post-COVID predictions, conventions hold a special place in Mark, Bob, and Wade's hearts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 5, 2021 • 50:45
Bob's Fridge
Bob RAGES while telling a story about trying to get a new fridge installed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 28, 2021 • 56:21
Supernatural
Mark hosts as Bob and Wade trade scary stories. For Bob, it's a strange woman who catches children who stay out too late. For Wade, a true story about how the night after watching “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” may have been scarier than the movie itself! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 21, 2021 • 52:19
Fake Tech
Bob prompts a discussion about technology that blurs the lines of reality in this hilarious episode full of gadget scams, 00’s game nostalgia, and if the mute button could exist for real life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 14, 2021 • 57:52
Camping
Mark recounts the legend of an insane creature from the Rocky Mountains. Bob explains how his formative kayaking trip almost ended like a horror movie, and Wade...well, Wade just does what Wade does... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 7, 2021 • 54:48
Transportation
Bob hosts as Wade and Mark make their predictions on what the next major form of transportation will be, taking many wrong turns in the process... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 31, 2021 • 58:20
Body Odor
Mark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 24, 2021 • 45:23
Hair
Today the guys discuss all things hair (and the lack there of)! They warn of the dangers of hair removal, explore the strange hair trends of ancient Greek statues, and discuss sci-fi scenarios where the elite harvest hair and organs from the less fortunate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 17, 2021 • 50:56