The Beautiful Nightmare

Tamara Linke, Shanelle Franklin

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Awarded the Best Comedy Podcast 2024, and 2023 nominee for the Australian Podcast Awards, Shanelle Franklin and Tamara Linke bring you The Beautiful Nightmare. You’re perfectly imperfect, overworked and seriously misunderstood. You’ve got the shits with your family, your boss is a ‘Grade A Dick’ and all you want is to sail away with Pink to a deserted island and eat sourdough. Bliss! Oh don’t forget self-care – add it to the bloody list. Shanelle and Tamara navigate the steep learning curve of life’s shit storm, giving you permission to stop, feel heard, and pour your beverage of choice.Spoken with hu...

TIT BITS- TAKE ME TO JAIL!

Think about your bucket list for a minute. Visit Rome, climb a mountain, learn French? All completely acceptable things. Not for 104 year old Loretta! She's got big plans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 19, • 4:19

DR. GOOGLE

Why does my wife not like me? Why don't I have any friends? How do giraffes clean their ears? Why is my beard itchy? Google helps us in those times when we really need answers to life's vital questions. But does it?? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 16, • 38:00

TIT BITS- CHEAP CHOOK

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Would you buy a cheap chook from the supermarket? Karen would. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 12, • 5:24

TRIGGER HAPPY

You know what they say—work hard, play hard... but somewhere between work hard and play hard, many of us forgot about the play. But here’s the thing; playtime isn’t just for kids or puppies. It’s an absolute game-changer for adults too.The ladies take a deep dive into why the art of 'play' is more important than you think! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 9, • 43:01

TIT BITS- LADY IS BAGGAGE

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.A 74 year old Russian woman finds out what's behind the baggage claim at the airport. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform

Feb 5, • 5:04

WHAT A SHAM

Oh the utter SHAM of being a woman! Why can't woman go around topless? Why can't we be foul mouthed and dirty? Why can't we cook a damn bbq with nothing but an apron on? The ladies talk dirty about the social acceptance of what men can do compared to women. The parity is clearly unfair. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 2, • 35:08

TIT BITS- HEADS UP, I'M STEALING A CAR!

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.One woman knee deep in black ops espionage, calls 919 to cover her ass. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 29, • 6:27

BONUS EPISODE- THE BEAUTIFUL NIGHTMARE MEETS EVERYDAY CONSPIRACY THEORIES

It's better than a ham sandwich! Combining the witty repartee of The Beautiful Nightmare with that of the blokes from the Everyday Conspiracy Theories podcast; Sean Craig Murphy and Mena Soliman.This bonus episode discusses ECTs about back hair, little pockets, #GirlMaths and Bunnings. It's a very good episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 27, • 29:26

ON BEING A CREATIVE- WITH SPECIAL GUEST SAMANTHA WILLS

Samantha Wills is a multidisciplinary creative. A writer, founder, educator, feminist and sagittarius, she's worked out how to be an artistic grown up in the best way. Shanelle and Tamara chat about Samantha's journey from building a design empire to entrepreneurial success. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 26, • 43:04

TIT BITS- THE BIG ZOOM JERK OFF

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.In October, a reporter for the New Yorker thought he'd give himself a little light relief whilst on a break from his Zoom meeting. Let's face

Jan 22, • 5:35

CONFERENCES, EXPOS & WEIRDOS

Conference and networking events can be irritatingly awkward, but also a thriving hive of activity in which to meet some like minded people. So get your conference swag, wear your lanyard proudly, and grab a soggy sandwich from the tray and buckle up for this one. WARNING: Hideous story about 3 mins in if you're not into dogs or tampons, so skipping is recommended but not encouraged. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 19, • 35:43

SANTA'S SH*T LIST

So who's on your sh*t list this Christmas? The woman who wrote off your car, a crappy boss or sanctimonious ex? Whoever it is, you're welcome to add them to this year's list with gusto! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 9, 2024 • 33:40

TIT BITS- BANANA STRAP ON

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Nothing like a week old banana strapped to the wall with gaffer tape to make art lovers froth with excitement! Find out what happened when Tr

Dec 4, 2024 • 4:02

THE BEAUTIFUL NIGHTMARE MASH UP 2024

We're mashing up some of the best bits of The Beautiful Nightmare with moments the ladies have completely lost their heads over. With special appearances from Jennifer Coolidge, Marge Simpson, the Dirty Masturbator and a Womb with Legs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 1, 2024 • 27:29

TIT BITS- DOODLE AT THE URINAL REVISITED

We're celebrating our Best Comedy Podcast win with one of our faves!Is it ok to use the men's toilets as a woman? And is it ok to chastise a man using a urinal whilst said ladies are in the men's toilet?? Discuss.Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, j

Nov 27, 2024 • 5:10

AIRPORT ANTICS

Airports provide us with so much entertainment; from the moment we step up to the check-in station, to waiting at the gate, we encounter some pretty spicy characters! Travelling give us a moment to legitimately complain, scream (if we like) or me damn right shitty. Let's take you on that journey, so please put your tray tables up... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 24, 2024 • 38:20

TIT BITS- OLD TOWN ROAD

Take a trip to the 80's and 90's where Blockbuster video was a trip out of the house and Ying Yang and Peace sign jewellery was all the rage. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 20, 2024 • 8:37

ARCHIVE EPISODE- AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE

It's one from the archivers, and the girls talk Aussieisms in all its glory! Yep this episode is choco-block full of bloody heaps good content about what's Aussie and what's not. You're gonna love it fair dinkum! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 17, 2024 • 36:23

THE HAUNTING

We're continuing on the path of spooky things with an episode all about our listener's eerie psychic and scary experiences with spirits and other worldly things. Believe it or not! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 10, 2024 • 41:00

TIT BITS- PIZZA, DRUGS AND THE VATICAN

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.It's a double whammy this week with two episodes for the price of one. Not giving anything away, but the title says it all...

Nov 6, 2024 • 6:16

I SEE DEAD PEOPLE- WITH SPECIAL GUEST LIZ McCASKILL

Highly respected and sought after psychic medium Liz McCaskill is this week's guest. Communicating with spirit, she works with people all over the world, on TV and radio and from her business- Eternal Guidance. She has appeared numerous times on Selling Houses Australia and The Morning Show, just to name a few. Liz chats about how she channels the other side, gives us tips on how to connect with spirit, whilst also chatting to Shanelle's Grandfather and Tamara's Nana who hijack the podcast

Nov 3, 2024 • 58:44

TITBITS- BALUGA SPY

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.A Baluga whale named Hvladamir was found dead off a Norwegian coast. Who dunnit and what's the story of this Russian spy of t

Oct 30, 2024 • 5:10

BAD ASS HENS

Why in God's name do they call the last night of an engaged woman's freedom a 'hen's night'? Shanelle and Tamara discuss this dirty word whilst perplexed by the double standard that is the stag party. Ditch the paint n' sip and let's get crazy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 27, 2024 • 39:47

TIT BITS- TIME LIMIT ON HUGS

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.The Kiwis have put a hug limit on hugging (spoiler alert- it's 3 minutes). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i

Oct 23, 2024 • 5:03

WE'RE ALL A BIT QUIRKY

Yep, we're all a wee bit quirky, weird, odd; however you word it, we all present idiosyncrasies that we refuse to let go of. Shanelle and Tamara talk about listeners' strange moments out in the world, as well as their own rituals involving clean sheets, festy foot wells and scalding tea. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 20, 2024 • 38:54

TIT BITS- CAN'T CUT THIS

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.One woman takes to Reddit to work out what's wrong with her husband and why he won't get a vasectomy. Apparently it hurts a l

Oct 16, 2024 • 4:54

EPISODE FROM THE ARCHIVES- CHECKOUT DOGS

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Are savage dogs really the future of supermarket security? Will self-service checkouts mandate our tomatoes? And how long wil

Oct 9, 2024 • 7:13

EPISODE FROM THE ARCHIVES- DINE AND DASH

It's a TIT BITS flash back! Ever wanted to do a runner at a restaurant 'dine and dash' style? One Welsh family thought this was a smashing idea and did just that.Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes

Sep 25, 2024 • 6:10

DRUNK & NAKED

Last episode of the season, and the ladies go down drunk lane and share listener's stories of debauchery, bed peeing and stupidity. We've all been there and we all love to reminisce. Or do we? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 15, 2024 • 35:28

TIT BITS- BUT IT'S FREE!!!

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.So is it really bad to on sell something you received from someone else for free?? You may have a quick change of mind after workshopping thi

Sep 11, 2024 • 5:24

SCIENCEY THINGS- WITH SPECIAL GUEST DR. KARL

If you're an Aussie, you've most likely grown up with the incomparable Dr. Karl Kruszelnicki. A journalist, family man, sciencey talkbackradio guy, author of forty-eight books, Mr Bright Shirts and a star of stage and screen, Dr. Karl has done it all and then some. From Polish immigrant to dope smoking hippie come Doctor, this interview explores the themes in Dr. Karl's autobiography 'A Periodic Tale- My Sciency Memoir' with some fascinating facts thrown in for good measure. A true hoot of a hum

Sep 8, 2024 • 1:09:25

TIT BITS- THAT'S MY BENCH!!!

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Can you reserve a park bench legally? This episode will fill you in on your reservation rights! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo

Sep 4, 2024 • 4:36

TEENAGERS- WITH SPECIAL GUEST MAGGIE DENT

Maggie Dent - 'The Queen of Common Sense', and an adored Australian icon. She's one of the country's favourite parenting authors, educators and podcasters. On the release of her 10th book 'Help Me Help My Teen', Maggie chats to Shanelle and Tamara about managing ourselves (not just our kids!) with some generous gold nuggets to help you on your parenting journey. TRIGGER WARNING: This episode deals with themes relating to teen suicide, self-harm and depression. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv

Sep 1, 2024 • 1:02:57

TIT BITS- FAME GAME

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Pop start Chapelle Roan refuses to cop abuse and harassment just cos she's famous. But is that really the price of fame? Hosted on Acast. See

Aug 28, 2024 • 8:23

BREAKING THE RULES

Getting into the unwritten rules at home and abroad that we LOVE to break. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 25, 2024 • 29:11

TIT BITS- LAND THE DAMN PLANE!

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Imagine being on a plane, enjoying your peanuts, when you hear the announcement- 'Sorry, we have to divert the plane, the pilot is unqualifie

Aug 21, 2024 • 5:51

PARIS OLYMPICS FAILS

The ladies recap the best and worst moments of the Paris Olympic Games 2024. From amputations, the muffin man, pole-vaulting with large packages to kangaroo inspired break dancing, they workshop it all. Also, food for thought- if you could pick any type of athlete to rub uglies with, who would it be? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 18, 2024 • 32:14

TIT BITS- SUPERMARKET FAIL

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Tamara shares her own weekend shopping crisis which really screwed up her meal planning. Ugh, the problems we have right?! Hosted on Acast. S

Aug 14, 2024 • 7:11

PISS TAKERS

There are bullshitters in this world who love to take the piss out of everyday folk just like you. This episode outs those people whilst the gals try to tackle the art of being assertive and creating boundaries. Draw that chalk circle people! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 11, 2024 • 37:09

TIT BITS- JUST CHOP IT OFF

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Would you chop off a body part all for the sake of an Olympic medal? Yep, he did. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information

Aug 7, 2024 • 7:00

BEAUTIFUL INSIDE- WITH SPECIAL GUEST SIGOURNEY CANTELO

This week the ladies interview the glamorous and formidable Sigourney Cantelo from Beauticate. Beauty influencer and experienced beauty editor for some of the worlds top fashion and lifestyle editorials, Sigourney shares her story about how chronic health issues lead her to self-admission into a mental health facility. An insightful and enlightening listen, with a dash of some beauty treatment chat involving salmon sperm injections, clitoral rejuvenation (Cliovana) and who would you snog, marry,

Aug 4, 2024 • 1:02:53

TIT BITS- FANNY TOWEL

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Does it get on your goat when people take it upon themselves to treat your home as their own? Brings a whole new meaning to 'make yourself at

Jul 31, 2024 • 7:54

STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES

Have you ever (at your ripe old age), realised you've been saying something incorrectly the WHOLE TIME!!! Get ready to have your mind blown people, as the girls reveal what the real lyrics to that song really are, secrets to clock reading and metaphors that will suddenly make complete sense. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 28, 2024 • 39:27

CAYENNE FOR A KID

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.One woman only agrees to have a baby with her partner, if, and only if, he buys her a brand spanking new car. (We also chat a lot about belly

Jul 24, 2024 • 8:32

TIT BITS- BABY BIKINIS

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Thoughts on dressing your 9 month old in a bikini from your in-laws? Go! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 10, 2024 • 7:55

THE TOP 6

You're invited to a wee trip around the globe to The Beautiful Nightmare's top 6 listening spots. Trip Advisor reviews of some of the most quirky tourist attractions from Singapore to Portsmouth. You decide if they're hot or not! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 7, 2024 • 40:39

TIT BITS- CHOCOLATE STEALER

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.The short lesson from this story is: don't let your neighbours in the house if you value your duty free. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva

Jul 3, 2024 • 7:42

NOTHING SPECIAL

Birthdays, Anniversaries, Mother's Days- we all have such high expectations of the day turning out just as we'd like (think breakfast in bed, romantic dinners, surprise parties) but this never the reality. The gals rib a Reddit article going viral, about a woman who is clearly pissed at her husband for not stepping up to the anniversary plate. Is she an asshole? We'll let you work that one out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 30, 2024 • 42:17

TIT BITS- HAWT DAWGS

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Joe Chestnut made the wrong decision when he signed a deal with a vegan food company. There's one world record he won't be holding onto for m

Jun 26, 2024 • 5:09

THE REDUNDANT PARENT

What happens when Tamara flies the coup for 3 weeks and her husband takes over? When your partner takes over your house hold jobs (even the ones you resent doing), you may find yourself feeling somewhat redundant and undervalued. Once it's gone, we find ourselves longing for the one thing we surprisingly value, and how we contribute to our family unit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 23, 2024 • 36:26

TIT BITS- DON'T TOUCH THE BABY

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Don't you just hate it when people touch your baby without asking? Totally. One woman learnt her lesson the hard way. Hosted on Acast. See a

Jun 19, 2024 • 6:32

SEXOLOGY- WITH SPECIAL GUEST JAMIE BUCIRDE

Today's episode where heading to sex land with Sexologist Jamie Bucirde. Jamie is a sexuality and relationships educator, researcher, writer and activist, with a list of accolades as long as her arm (and she has long arms!) Jamie answers Night-Mary's burning sex questions relating to anal sex, masterbation, sexual health, monogamy, and how to communicate with your partner in an open and honest way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 16, 2024 • 59:14

TIT BITS- DING DONG DITCH

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Oh the price you pay for answering the door. But pay back is a bitch! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 12, 2024 • 7:36

THE SECRET LIFE OF HANDBAGS- FROM THE ARCHIVES

Whilst Shanelle is on her death bed (not literally, but a flu will do that to you), Tamara takes the reigns and dips into The Beautiful Nightmare archives to present this banger!This episode Shanelle and Tamara take a deep dive into the depths of the innocent 'handbag'. Not only is that thing you sling over your shoulder everyday an extension of your house, but also of your very being. The gals take a look at some of the hilarious things our listeners have pulled out of their bags, and are inspi

Jun 9, 2024 • 34:25

I'VE GOT A CRUSH ON YOU

This episode dives deep into the world of crushes and long-term love. Remember the awkwardness of your first crush? Yeah, we've all been there, and up for sharing all the cringeworthy details. From passing notes on the plane to celebrity poster boys, we're taking a trip down crush town lane.What about tackling the art of flirting with your long-term partner? Whether you've been together for five years or fifty, keeping the romance alive takes some serious skills, the gals have the perfect tips y

Jun 2, 2024 • 38:30

TOXIC TRAITS

The inter-web is constantly following the trail of bread crumbs we leave in order to bombard us with things we think we need. From blackhead suckers to bodysuits, there's a constant reminder for women in every insta feed of just how imperfect we are, and what we need to do to fix ourselves. Thanks in advance inter-web. Thanks very much. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 26, 2024 • 43:26

AMAZON REVIEWS PART 2

Amazon throws up some whopper reviews, from 5 star supporters of the infamous 'Banana Slicer' to harsh feedback on a Samsung Galaxy TV. After rave reviews of their last Amazon episode of The Beautiful Nightmare, the ladies figured they'd bring you another to back it up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 19, 2024 • 32:58

TIT BITS- KAREN'S AT THE PICK UP

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.One bloke with bowel issues, turns to Reddit to confirm his complaint about a Karen at school pick up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac

May 15, 2024 • 8:29

TIT BITS- THE SLAP

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.As parents it's hard to give your kids advice at the best of times - but what happens when you buck the gentle parenting approach? Hosted on

May 8, 2024 • 6:27

TIT BITS- DINE AND DASH

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Ever wanted to do a runner at a restaurant 'dine and dash' style? One Welsh family thought this was a smashing idea and did just that. Hosted

May 1, 2024 • 6:10

TIT BITS- BLOKES HOME ALONE

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Blokes home alone and left to their own devices. What do they get up to? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 24, 2024 • 7:46

WHAT MEN DON'T KNOW

The Beautiful Nightmare Vox Pops the blokes to find out what they truly know about women. The result? Not much. Not much at all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 21, 2024 • 19:38

TIT BITS- CHECHNYA

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.The banning of particular types of music is a sad reality for many people the world over. How specific does it get? We're talking Beats Per M

Apr 17, 2024 • 6:21

FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT

Compliments are hard to receive, and having any form of self belief is a hard thing to wrangle. This episode Shanelle and Tamara chat about the difference between between pumping yourself up to get the job done and being a flat out dirty liar. Which one are you? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 14, 2024 • 34:02

TIT BITS- FACE TIME

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Face timing in cafes. Yes or no? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 10, 2024 • 6:42

THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT- FROM THE ARCHIVES

This little number was too good not to share again. Amazon reviews at their funniest. Women's ball point pens, Robo Vacs and Gummy Bears that'll have you on the toilet, the internet has it all.Like this episode? Then check out earlier episode The Lies We Tell on Spotify or Apple PodcastsThis episode was first published in February 2023 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 7, 2024 • 46:48

TIT BITS- I LIKE BIG BOOBS AND I CANNOT LIE

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Man says: 'Don't get a breast reduction! I like big boobs!'. Wife says: 'Get F%#$ed Kevin!'. Yep, one of those episodes... Hosted on Acast. S

Apr 3, 2024 • 7:43

OK, THAT'S WEIRD- FROM THE ARCHIVES

Today we bring you an episode from our archives! In parenthood there is certainly no ‘one size fits all’ however, some things are so left of centre that they cause an adverse reaction and our immediate response is - ‘There is no way I’d do that!!'. On the flip side, when we share some idiosyncrasies with others (like swaying an invisible baby in the supermarket line when you hear another child cry), it's funny to admit, we're all weirdos in our own unique and wonderful ways. Shan and Tam ta

Mar 31, 2024 • 40:56

TIT BITS- ULTRA WEIRD ULTRA SOUND

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Good idea to take your 8 year old to EVERY ultrasound appointment you have? Probs not. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor

Mar 27, 2024 • 5:56

SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT

Stupid things fly out of our mouths on the daily, but sometimes these things can get you in trouble. From pegging to bad phone call endings, we've all been there done that. This episode shares our Nite Mary's best foot in mouth moments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 24, 2024 • 36:02

TIT BITS- PHONES AND FILMS

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.The cinematic experience can be influenced heavily by whom you go with, what snacks you choose or the other cinema goers surrounding you. One

Mar 20, 2024 • 7:06

QUICK FIXES

Short cuts, cutting corners, quick fixes; whatever you call them, we all do them. Sometimes these neat hacks work a treat. Other times it causes more grief than you ever intended. From panty hacks to cheating at the checkout, we hear from Nite Mary's about the true meaning of a 'quick fix'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 17, 2024 • 36:38

TIT BITS- DOODLE AT THE URINAL

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Is it ok to use the men's toilets as a woman? And is it ok to chastise a man using a urinal whilst said ladies are in the men's toilet?? Disc

Mar 13, 2024 • 5:10

DILF- WITH SPECIAL GUEST SEAN SZEPS

This episode Shanelle and Tamara speak to the incomparable Sean Szeps. He's the dad you love to follow, putting his own spin on the harsh reality of parenthood. All the way from the United States, he's one of ours now (and we're keeping him too...) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 10, 2024 • 54:39

TIT BITS- ONLY FANS

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Ever thought about signing up for an Only Fans page for some extra dough? (Who hasn't?) Just don't hide it from your partner. They're gonna f

Mar 6, 2024 • 6:48

LOTTO WINNERS

Winning the lottery is not always beer and skittles! Millions of dollars to spend on luxury cars, houses, and holidays in the Bahamas yet does it buy you happiness? Shanelle and Tamara discuss the pitfalls of winning the lottery, and regale stories from some unlucky punters proving money really is the root of all evil. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 3, 2024 • 36:20

TIT BITS- FAKING IT

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.It's mystery shopping but in a hospital. Can these patients really pull off this risky hospital scam? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy

Feb 28, 2024 • 4:54

TIT BITS- BIG KEV

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.When a private boys school introduces co-education, a silent protest causes ripples through the community (and potentially those cleanly pres

Feb 21, 2024 • 5:40

TIT BITS- DIRTY, EXHAUSTED PIGEON

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Spy pigeons. This episode is about spy pigeons. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 14, 2024 • 5:29

000 911 999

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Calling the emergency number can be a little dicey when you're not too sure how much of an 'emergency' you're really in. But death by kebab?

Feb 7, 2024 • 7:52

MY FIRST JOB

We've all had them, we've all hated them, and we've all been fired? Well, at least Shanelle and Tamara have, and they're here to tell your their cracker moments. From those jobs that paid for our weekend escapades, to saving for that first car, part-time work was a means to an end. Ahh, those were the days... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 4, 2024 • 54:13

TIT BITS- BAD GRANDPA

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.One naughty Grandpa pits his family against one another in a dark game of 'how many hours did you spend with Grandpa?' Hosted on Acast. See a

Jan 31, 2024 • 6:24

TIME WARP TIME

Do you ever wish life were simpler? Like, 1985 simpler...when your only issue was waiting for dial up internet or missing the start of the Sunday movie because you had to go and pee in the ad break. Shanelle and Tamara reminisce about growing up in the 80's and 90's with some cosy nostalgia and one or two TV theme tunes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 28, 2024 • 53:05

TIT BITS- PRESENT STEALER

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Mother-in-Laws can sometimes be a little over bearing. But this one really takes the cake whilst planning her daughter-in-law's baby shower.

Jan 24, 2024 • 5:55

WOMB WITH LEGS

Men over the ages have always had strong opinions on what women should and shouldn't do. From Aristotle to Napoleon, Shanelle and Tamara endeavour to cancel them all! If only they were on Instagram... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 21, 2024 • 33:21

TIT BITS- HAGGIS SNACK

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.This episode is brought you by HAGGIS- a delicious Scottish delicacy; a savoury pudding containing sheep's pluck inside a sheep's stomach. (Y

Jan 17, 2024 • 6:05

YOUR FANTASY LIFE

Fantasies! If we could read your dirty mind we'd be shocked! Whether it's a sexual fantasy, a daydream, or a that weird creepy dream where you slept with your sleaze ball boss (whyyyy?!!!) We all have 'em, and this episode, we’ll share 'em. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 14, 2024 • 37:52

TIT BITS- CROCODILE

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Never smile at a crocodile. Or perhaps just don't go out fishing in croc infested waters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in

Jan 10, 2024 • 5:33

CELEBRATIONS

The ladies are back for a brand new year of frivolity in 2024! If you can related to the post Christmas brain fog and come down from the holiday season, then this one's for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 7, 2024 • 33:52

TIT BITS- BAD SANTA

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.For Christmas, have you ever received lingerie from you father-in-law? Or perhaps a leaf blower when you live in an apartmen

Dec 20, 2023 • 6:47

THE BEAUTIFUL NIGHTMARE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2023

It's December already (seriously, how did we get here?) and the silly season has begun. Shanelle and Tamara have noticed a particular vibe that occurs whenever you walk into a shopping precinct around this time. People are freaking nuts. Nite-marys send us their best shopping horror stories that are sometimes hard to believe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 17, 2023 • 39:08

TIT BITS- MINGEN CHEESE

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Rory from the U.K has created the smelliest cheese known to mankind, just in time for Christmas. Stocking stuffer anyone?? Ho

Dec 13, 2023 • 5:13

SORE LOSERS

After commiserating their defeat at the Podcast Awards, Shanelle and Tamara chat to Sian and Jess from The Chronic Sister's Podcast about dealing with losing. Are we sore losers, and is that ok?? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 10, 2023 • 40:10

TIT BITS- NINJA SKUNK

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.So what is a Ninja Skunk?? Good question. We weren't sure either until this little gym story clarified everything. Hosted on

Dec 6, 2023 • 6:59

THAT'S INSULTING

Ooh how we love to swear, use expletives, hang shit, dish it out; however you phrase it, we love to do it. Insults are a global tool in which to offend ones mother or to make us feel better. But why do we use foul language to expel our anger? This episode also takes on some serious elements relating to key board warriors, the Aussie Tall Poppy Syndrome and the Scandinavian Law of Jente. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 3, 2023 • 43:15

TIT BITS- KINDY MUM

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Who are these people that feel entitled enough to put unreasonable demands on kindy teachers? We've found one, and she's a cr

Nov 29, 2023 • 5:49

TIT BITS- SNAKE BITE

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Here's some great advice- don't pick up a snake. Ever. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 22, 2023 • 5:04

TIT BITS- YOUR PLANE IS BOARDING

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.So hailing a bus is not the same as hailing a plane. Or is it??? One woman flying from Canberra to Adelaide seems to think so

Nov 15, 2023 • 5:36

OBSESSION

Nope, it's not an episode about the life and times of Calvin Klein, it's about the little obsessive compulsive things we do, that we need to do, to make us feel like all is right in our world. From shower stretching to writing your own sexy screen play in your head, it's time to out yourself loud and proud. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 12, 2023 • 45:12

TIT BITS- NO RESPECT, NO SERVICE

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Imagine being charged extra at a restaurant just because you have kids. Yep, that's what one restauranteur owner in Georgia,

Nov 8, 2023 • 7:06

WOMEN WITH CANES- WITH SPECIAL GUEST JAMES MCCANN

James Donald Forbes McCann is a writer / stand-up comedian / composer / poet / essayist / critic / rapper / copywriter / motivational speaker / social media influencer / radio presenter / self-help guru / captain of industry. Wowser. Most importantly, he's The Beautiful Nightmare's first Season 10 guest. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 5, 2023 • 49:01

TIT BITS- CREEPY CLOWN

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Halloween is here! And what better way to celebrate this pagan ritual then to head to Scotland, where one creepy clown is ter

Nov 1, 2023 • 5:50

STUPID STUFF

Whether it's from the mental load, everyday distractions or an iron deficiency, we can all be extremely stupid sometimes. Shanelle and Tamara share their best stupid moments in an effort to make you feel better about your own dumb ass experiences. Celebrities also get a guernsey on this one! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 29, 2023 • 33:44

TIT BITS- DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.One bloke turns to Reddit to work out if it's weird his brother gave his wife a $3000 diamond necklace, and the gals chat abo

Oct 25, 2023 • 5:19

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

Aussies! They're an interesting bunch, and if you are one, the girls will remind you of just how comical you are to the rest of the world. For those who aren't Aussies, here's your first lesson in what we're really like. Bloody oath it'll blow your socks off! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 22, 2023 • 36:23

TIT BITS- CAN'T TOUCH THIS

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.How many times must people be told? If you see a pregnant belly DO NOT TOUCH IT! Feel free to ask, but be prepared to be kick

Oct 18, 2023 • 5:35

TEACHERS

Ooh the secret world of teachers. If you're not one, you're an outsider, with very little way of knowing what makes them tick, what they're really thinking and how they manage to suppress the urge to use swear words/date the PE teacher/ eat their student's lunches. Shanelle and Tamara speak to a couple of teachers and share their biggest blunders in the class room, whilst chuckling at a decent amount of stories from Beautiful Nightmare listeners. This episode will make you re-think your childhoo

Oct 15, 2023 • 36:25

TIT BITS- SECRETS MEN KEEP

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.You wouldn't think they'd be much on a day to day basis men could possibly hide up in the ol' noggin, but you'd be surprised

Oct 11, 2023 • 8:07

ROAD RAGE

We're all guilty of cutting someone off, getting pissed at cyclist or just plain flippin' the bird at that bloke in the Commodore. But what about when we're the victim's of road rage? Our listeners share their funny, but sometimes horrifying stories of experiences on the road. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 8, 2023 • 42:12

TITBITS- CHECKOUT DOGS

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Are savage dogs really the future of supermarket security? Will self-service checkouts mandate our tomatoes? And how long wil

Oct 4, 2023 • 7:13

FUNNY BONE

Shanelle and Tamara find humour in life's painful moments, discussing physical pain and how we manage it. From paper cuts to toe stubbing, pain differs from person to person, so get ready to bust some myths and learn a little from these armchair experts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 1, 2023 • 34:56

TIT BITS- BIRTH POOP

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.It's fairly common, but no one really wants to admit they pooped whilst giving birth. One partner shuts down a humiliating mo

Sep 27, 2023 • 7:15

INTENSITY

Sometimes we're faced with intense people that zap our energy the moment they open their mouths. It's not their fault, but we have to learn how to manage our boundaries and explore different ways to say 'NO' without compromise. Shanelle and Tamara tell you there moments of weakness, whilst also examining the times they too have been intense.Shanelle finds out what her spirit animal is whilst Tamara recounts her close encounter with a real life dance mum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo

Sep 24, 2023 • 47:09

TIT BITS- WEDDING BLUNDERS

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Weddings- they make us laugh, they make us cry. But when a bride stacks it down an embankment, bridesmaids poo themselves, or

Sep 20, 2023 • 8:08

TIT BITS- THE VASECTOMY

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.A sister ruins her brother's life at one family BBQ. Pass the sausages please! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor

Sep 13, 2023 • 8:04

TIT BITS- TIT FOR TAT

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.It's an interesting debate- should you get a day off to take care of you if it's Mother's/Father's Day? One dad doesn't quite

Sep 6, 2023 • 6:35

TIT BITS- THE FIXER

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Husband refuses to fix his wife's appliance bungles after she mows over the sprinkler system. First world problems right ther

Aug 30, 2023 • 7:27

100 EPISODES

Happy 100! Yes, Shanelle and Tamara have made it to 100 episodes, so help them celebrate by looking back on some of their best moments. Thanks especially to all of the special guests featured, and most importantly the MABN listeners for their love and support. Cheese platter soon?? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 27, 2023 • 36:36

TIT BITS- FART SHAME

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Are you allowed to fart in your house, or is there a dictatorship where you're the victim? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr

Aug 23, 2023 • 7:39

THE WILD ONES

If you're feeling a little worse for ware, like your parenting is not up to scratch and you're just not winning the everyday up heal battle- turn to the animal kingdom. From kid kicking to baby eating, these animals will make you look like Mother Theresa on a good day. As a mum, you're not as bad as you think... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 20, 2023 • 34:40

TIT BITS- WIFE PLEASER

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Semantics are important when you're talking about articles of clothing. There's a new tank top in town for blokes, so watch o

Aug 16, 2023 • 7:51

PERIODS PART 2

The period chat is never done, so why not go for round 2! How much do you really know about your menstrual cycle? This episode busts some myths and fills you in on what the hell your body does when it comes to hormones. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 13, 2023 • 44:40

TIT BITS- PSYCHO SECOS

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Have you ever been kicked out of a bar stone cold sober? Many have, and thanks to over zealous security guards, it may never

Aug 9, 2023 • 8:28

PERMISSION TO LAND

Thinking of signing up for that course? Considering a job that means you'll travel all the time? Feeling the guilt that you took that weekend sabbatical with your best mates leaving the kids at home? Well have no fear, your get out of the house guilt free card is here!So often we feel we can't explore opportunities in our lives, without upheaval or causing our kids to lay it on thick with the 'but mummy I'll miss you' line. Change is hard and uncomfortable, but surely it's all working towards a

Aug 6, 2023 • 45:47

TIT BITS- THE ANTI WASHER

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Do you ALWAYS wash your hands after you've been to the toilet? One woman declares to the world she often doesn't- and she's o

Aug 2, 2023 • 7:45

CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT

This week the ladies are chatting about those moments are parents when we go that little bit too far. Our kids need to be held accountable for their actions, but is making them carry around dog poop for a day really the answer? MABN listeners get in on it by sharing their best and wildest punishment fails. Just remember- repair, repair, repair! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 30, 2023 • 36:40

TIT BITS- EMOJIS

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Emoji's are shaping the way we communicate, and are the lexicon we are forced to embrace. But be careful which emoji you use!

Jul 26, 2023 • 8:10

BUSH BARBIE- WITH SPECIAL GUEST NIKKI OSBORNE

Nikki Osborne is a comedian, actress and former model (well, not the last bit), and has been gracing Aussie stages with her stand-up for over a decade. Shanelle and Tamara chat to Nikki about her stand-up shows, her character Bush Barbie and the entertainment industry's reluctance to make space for women. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 23, 2023 • 39:46

SEXY FAILS

So you're getting down and dirty with your partner, trying a couple of wiz bang moves when out slips a queef, you head smack the table or you get your ass stuck in the bathroom sink. It's embarrassing at the time, but a bloody good story later. MABN listeners share their best bedroom blunders for your listening pleasure. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 15, 2023 • 32:00

SHAME SPIRAL

When you've chased down a Margarita jug with five shots of Zambuca, you're in peak form, pulling out your best Britney moves and life is AMAY-ZIIIIIING!!!! That's until you wake up the next morning. Enter- the SHAME SPIRAL. Was I embarrassing? Did I say the wrong thing? Who did I offend? Why did I eat two Kebabs in one sitting? The paranoia, anxiety and shame has a physiological explanation, and you're definitely not the only one suffering. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa

Jul 9, 2023 • 40:44

TIT BITS- TIGHT ASS

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Do you have a freeloading friend or relative who always dodges the bill? This week, one woman hatches a fool proof plan to gi

Jul 5, 2023 • 5:44

TIT BITS-BIKINI BOTTOM

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.When two backgrounds collide in controversy littered with bikinis and shame. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more

Jun 28, 2023 • 7:02

TIT BITS- THE KIDNAPPER

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Yowzer! One woman goes all out to teach her lazy husband a lesson about looking after their baby, only to be slammed by her m

Jun 21, 2023 • 5:55

TIT BITS- EMBARRASSING MUM

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.When your mum starts flirting with waiters at cafe's on your behalf, things will never end well. One anxiety ridden daughter

Jun 14, 2023 • 7:28

TIT BITS- ROGUE BABYSITTERS

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Being gas lit by your babysitter is one thing, but the ongoing issue of posting your kids online takes one dad over the edge.

Jun 7, 2023 • 4:43

THE LET DOWN- WITH SPECIAL GUEST KATE JENKINSON

Shanelle and Tamara sit down with Wentworth star Kate Jenkinson for a down to earth chat about the realities of being a new parent, juggling life as an actor and some super helpful cooking hacks from Kate's Instagram hit 'My Sh#t Kitchen'. Even in a dressing gown this lady can work it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 4, 2023 • 55:34

TIT BITS- THE CREEP

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.Breast milk. Father in-laws. Two things that really shouldn't go together. One father in-law would wholeheartedly disagree. H

May 31, 2023 • 10:04

THE ARGUMENT

When it comes to taking things out on people, our partners tend to feel the brunt of our rage. The funny thing is, it’s usually over the most petty of things. From dirty sinks and forgetting the bin liner, to board games and tortillas, there's a heap of small triggers that can lead to big blow outs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 28, 2023 • 41:02

TIT BITS- PEE STICK

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.How would you tell your partner you were pregnant? A surprise video? Write it on a cake? Homing pigeon? One husband bites off

May 24, 2023 • 5:09

SILENCING THE CHATTER

Meditation seems to be the buzz on everybody's social media feed; but can we do it? As parents we barely have time to scratch our bums let alone spend 10 minutes sweeping chatter from our brains in a lame attempt to find some inner peace. The ladies chat about the new evocative experience of ASMR, and if you haven't heard of it already, you're in for a mind bending treat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 21, 2023 • 42:06

TIT BITS- SHUT IT AND SHOOSH

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.One vegan family are serious about shutting down their neighbours when it comes to dinner time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.co

May 17, 2023 • 6:26

THE SECRET LIFE OF HANDBAGS

This episode Shanelle and Tamara take a deep dive into the depths of the innocent 'handbag'. Not only is that thing you sling over your shoulder everyday an extension of your house, but also of your very being. The gals take a look at some of the hilarious things our listeners have pulled out of their bags, and are inspired to rummage through their own. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 14, 2023 • 34:15

TIT BITS- STEPPING OUT

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss out of a top trending story on Mum's Lounge.Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday.It's always a bit dicey when it comes to responsibilities as a step-parent. One mum has a Mother's Day moral dilemma, but qui

May 10, 2023 • 6:29

TEEN BLISS- WITH SPECIAL GUEST GEORGIE CARROLL

Shanelle and Tamara sit down with comedian, writer, podcaster and nurse Georgie Carroll for a funny chat about what's to come... teenagers. Turns out they're not as bad as we all think- (or are they??) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 7, 2023 • 1:03:19

TIT BITS- JIMINY CRICKETS

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Kids can be fussy, and it's stressful trying to fill them with nutritional goodness. One mum's solved all of our issues in one fell swoop. Hosted on Acast.

May 3, 2023 • 6:38

SLEEP-WTF?

Sleep is an important biological need for human survival. But why the hell can't we do it? Kids will often be a hand brake for a solid night of shut eye, whilst even your own brain can get in the way of sinking into sleep when you're going over the laundry list of things to do. This episode offers little in the way of sleep solutions, but you'll no longer feel alone on your quest for a few zzzz''s. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 30, 2023 • 49:30

TIT BITS- YOUR MIC'S ON

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Have you ever said something that's been caught on video, to survive forever never to be erased? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information

Apr 26, 2023 • 7:28

CONFESSIONS OF AN AVERAGE MUM

We all hide things from our kids, our partners, or heck, even ourselves (let's face it, that's a serious case of denial...) Rationally we know these things are what aid us in surviving another day, but we still feel damn guilty. This episode the girls alleviate that guilt for you, so you don't have to wear it on your own. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 23, 2023 • 37:03

TIT BITS- BITTY BOOBS

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Would you let someone else breast feed your child? Discuss. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 19, 2023 • 9:00

THE FELICITY WARD SPECIAL

The start of MABN Season 8 kicks off with the funny and delectable Felicity Ward. An Aussie actor and comedian, Felicity chats to the gals about anxiety, post-natal depression and her new best mate Emma Thompson. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 16, 2023 • 1:03:36

TIT BITS- MENSTURBATION

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Did you know masturbating whilst on your period could really be a cure-all for all of those wretched symptoms we suffer from each month? Yep, it's a thing, a

Apr 12, 2023 • 7:37

TIT BITS- THAT'S NOT MY NAME

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. What do you get when you cross a billionaire magnate with a woke award winning musician? 'X' and 'Y' is the short answer. Grimes expresses her distaste for t

Apr 5, 2023 • 9:35

TIT BITS- SOFT OR SWEET. YOU DECIDE.

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. An angry pregnant woman rejects her husbands request to witness the birth of their child. Not before berating him for being upset about it. Is he too soft fo

Mar 29, 2023 • 8:10

TIT BITS- IT'S A POOL PARTY, AND YOU'RE NOT INVITED

Titbits- it's the bite sized podcast that takes the Mickey Bliss. Shanelle and Tamara team up with lifestyle page Mum's Lounge to bring you the number one story of the week. From stories of colossal embarrassment to blood boiling injustice, the gals discuss, judge (not much) and call it where it lies. Episodes drop every Thursday. Imagine coming home to find your neighbours hosting a kids birthday party in YOUR POOL! Yep, that happened, and the internet's getting pissed! Host

Mar 22, 2023 • 9:18

THE MUM CONTEST

Whatever it is, it's how we're designed as homo sapiens- to compare ourselves to others. It's how we know we belong right? But in a global village we're evolving, and it makes it damn hard to know what you should and shouldn't be doing. Particularly as a grown ass woman.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 19, 2023 • 49:14

TIT BITS: TO POOP OR NOT TO POOP

What do you do when you've downed 5 litres of detox shakes before your wedding day in order to combat the dreaded bloat? One bride makes the wrong choice on the dance floor, with only dire consequences.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 15, 2023 • 7:55

MOTHER IN-LAWS

Yes, it's the mother in-law episode. So if you have one, take a beat knowing you're not alone.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 12, 2023 • 54:05

LOTTO WIN

Have you ever imagined winning the Lotto? Millions of dollars to spend on yachts, holidays, luxury homes, divorce...(wait what?) Yes, for some Lotto winners it's not all beer and skittles! Shanelle and Tamara regale stories of Lottery winners where they've lost it all, been sued, been imprisoned and even murdered, all in the name of money. Like they say, money really is the root of all evil. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 5, 2023 • 36:21

DON'T REMIND ME

We have moments where we feel on top of the world - great hair day (or face day),  clothes fit, kids are angels and life is goooood. That's when Brody at General Pants tells you his mum has the same blouse as you, and you're reminded that you're no longer 20... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 5, 2023 • 52:40

WHAT A DICK!

From Trumpism's that will have you reaching for a sick bag, to golf pro's 'not so pro' moments; it's that buzz word toxic masculinity that's got us all talking, and wondering if there really is any hope for a misogynistic free future.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 26, 2023 • 40:13

THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT

From ghostly Robo-mops, sugar free Gummi Bears that get your bowels moving, pesky menstrual cups and the novel 'vagina in a can', Shanelle and Tamara share some of the best customer reviews circulating online.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 19, 2023 • 46:46

FEAR OF FIRSTS

There are so many firsts we experience as kids but as adults as well. Starting school, hip hop class, a new gym, befriending new couple friends. The fear of the unknown or of rejection is forever lingering, and yet we go fourth anyway. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 12, 2023 • 46:22

THE TAMARA LINKE SPECIAL

Strap in! What's your greatest fear? What's your absolute pet peeve? And if you could take over anyone's body for a week, who would it be? Tamara delves deep (maybe too deep) into her pockets to dish out some answers to these curly questions and more.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 5, 2023 • 1:05:44

THE RECAP

From travelling abroad with a young family in tow, to awkward beach expeditions, the 6 week summer break has a lot of explaining to do.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 29, 2023 • 53:26

THE MABN CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2022

Instead of being negative Nancy all over the holiday season, Shanelle and Tamara sublimate their  energy into what they love about Christmas. They also offer a few tid bits of advice on the do's and don'ts of hosting.WARNING: We strongly advise parents to remove from the room any young believers of the big red man and his elf friends whilst listening to this episode. Beware of major spoiler alerts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 11, 2022 • 42:18

ZERO F%#KS

This episode the gals discuss the scenarios in our lives when we really don't care. Whether our kids are eating Mars Bars for dinner or we exit our personality at school pick up because we have no fuel in the tank- it's important to  revel in these zero f%#s moments.  WARNING: Lots and lots of swear words (but mostly the 'F' word) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 27, 2022 • 47:36

WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?

Oh the hilarity that ensues when your 4 year old asks 'daddy, why are you peeing out of your finger?'. It's worse again when a grown ass adult Googles 'Does it take 18 months for twins to be born or 9?' The ladies churn through the best of the worst questions asked, all for a bit of fun.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 20, 2022 • 39:31

ETIQUETTE DO'S AND DONT’S

In a world that's quickly changing as fast as an Instagram story, it's hard to keep up with what we should and shouldn't be doing regarding social mores.  From restaurant faux pas to dating etiquette, there's a plethora of opportunities to really stuff things if you're not quite sure how to act in any given situation. Let's face it, we've all been there, done that.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 13, 2022 • 57:57

ALL THE SINGLE MAMAS

Single mum's are a force to be reckoned with. There isn't much of a choice, but doing it on your own can be hard yakka. At the same time, it offers advantages. Five mums speak openly about their experiences as single parents. The ups, the downs, the good and the bad.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 6, 2022 • 58:15

WHAT ABOUT ME???

We feel pain whether physically or mentally, yet we spend a lot of time holding it all in. When you find yourself half naked lying on the bathroom floor after slipping on the soap, it's high time you had that big ugly cry and let people know how you really feel. Yep, we have feelings too.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 30, 2022 • 45:55

THE ART OF MAKING FRIENDS

As adults, particularly parents, the journey alone can feel isolating if you don't have the right tribe. The gals offer some sound points on why navigating friendships can be tricky, and how your star sign might actually be the key to learning about your compatibility with new mates. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 23, 2022 • 55:55

THE SHANELLE FRANKLIN SPECIAL

It's 10 questions  for this pocket rocket and boy does she give us the low down.  What would you do with 10 millions dollars? What's your greatest fear? and how would you describe your best mate? Play along at home if you dare.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 16, 2022 • 1:03:37

CONVERSATIONS WITH STRANGERS

All of us have moments of sheer awkwardness, whether it's saying weird things in front of your dermatologist, being unaware of that eye goop you had the whole time you were chatting to the hot neighbour, or simply having a brain glitch at the checkout and forgetting the word for 'zucchini', we've all experience social anxiety in some form or another.  Shanelle and Tamara share their stories and laugh wholeheartedly at others as well.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 9, 2022 • 40:08

LOSS - THE PREGNANCY JOURNEY

Tamara shares her own story, and Shanelle and Tamara discuss aspects of dealing with grief after pregnancy loss.  Motherhood- A Beautiful Nightmare would also like to thank those parents who have bravely contributed their stories on this episode.WARNING: This episode contains content relating to pregnancy loss and may be triggering for some people. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 11, 2022 • 39:58

TECHNOLOGY- FRIEND OR FOE?

Where technology in our lives is super helpful, it's also the bane of our existence. Case in point:  how often have you aggressively unplugged Google home because she just didn't understand your request? Have you accidentally texted the person you were actually gossiping about? And can you even remember your password for your Netflix account?  We've all done it, all been there. But can technology really be in our friendship group? Or do we cast it off as the mean girl we're eager to take down? S

Sep 4, 2022 • 51:42

THE ERIN PHILLIPS SPECIAL

The girls chat about the status of women in the Aussie rules football world, the impact it's currently having on the younger generation, as well as some of the obstacles still facing women in football. Erin and Shanelle take a little trip down memory lane and Tamara decides if she'll have a crack at becoming an AFLW player. Ronda & Raelene also stop by to give their two cents worth on the new Port Adelaide female captain. Good on ya love!!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa

Aug 29, 2022 • 50:10

OUCH!

Kids love us so much we often find ourselves as their proverbial punching bag; whether it's in an emotional or physical sense, it cuts deep. Mum's share their tales of woe and the gals chat about why sticks and stones really do break their bones. Essentially, it's a brief history of kids who hurt their parents. Ouch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 21, 2022 • 51:57

OOH...THAT'S GOOD

This episode explores some fabulous options for self-care and taking some time out just for you. Whether it's getting away with girlfriends for the weekend, lapping up the hairdressers head massage at the basin, or getting a much needed compliment that has you flying high for the rest of the day, it's all stuff we need to do and when we do - it’s oooh! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 14, 2022 • 44:06

ANNIE AND YVONNE

Annie and Yvonne wax lyrical about their daughters; times there were near misses, a stroll down memory lane and moments they'd sometimes wished they'd forgotten. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 7, 2022 • 40:47

TOILET BUSINESS

Imagine this, you've floated into your bathroom, shut the door, disrobed from the waist down, and drawn breath for the first time in what seems like hours. All is well- that is until the dog, cat, husband, kids and family guinea pig slam down the door demanding you find their socks, jocks or Barbie doll this instant and it's all over red rover. Heading to the toilet can fill us with anxiety; whether it's a public toilet where your kids are licking the sink, or you're 'dropping the kids off at th

Jul 31, 2022 • 44:29

OUR SH!T BITS

The gals get honest about what we really hate about being women. We know we can change the world one hair at a time, if we only stopped shaving them. But do we really want to? More often than not, we're all happy to jump on the bandwagon of feminism when it comes to gender equality due to impacts on our freedom of movement, wages and well being. There is however, little admission  of those little things we find exhausting in order to remain younger, more attractive, pimple-less and hair free.  H

Jul 24, 2022 • 58:48

YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON TV

From Disney to British TV, the Eighties and Nineties brought us some of the best children's television we'll never forget. It's the kind of nostalgia we love to look back on, and hope our kids do the same thing. Or do we? MABN give you some gob smacking examples of moments in kids television- Rugrats, The Jetsons, Pepper Pig- where sexual innuendo, racism and misogyny are too hard to ignore. It's the end of Season 5, but hang around and the ladies will be back with a roaring Season 6 very soon..

Jun 26, 2022 • 44:29

AGE IS JUST A NUMBER

This episode the ladies weigh up the pros and cons on the age scale, beginning with what it means to have babies in your late teens, twenties, thirties, forties and beyond.  We're all affected differently depending on circumstance and situation, and here we have a chance to hear from the MABN listeners about their experience on the psychological  and emotional load,  physical changes and societal pressures.  Whether we like it or not, the biological clock doth tick. Hosted on Acast. See acast.co

Jun 12, 2022 • 51:16

BIRTHDAY BONANZA

Love them or hate them, kids parties provide us with stress on multiple levels. From the anxiety of parents staying for a dose of cream brie, Prosecco and awkward chats, to the sheer horror of present assembly with our without batteries, it's surprising we put ourselves through the party wringer each and every year. But at the end of the day the kids are happy, and isn't that what it's all about? ...and to gift or re-gift- that, is the question.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i

Jun 5, 2022 • 48:14

AUNTY FLOW

This week MABN listeners share their period horror stories as the ladies discuss the joys of tampons and menstrual cups. Shanelle and Tamara may even give you a rendition of the ‘Rag Time Blues‘, surely it’s a song we should all be singing. Let’s start sharing and talking about our periods and we’ll be one step closer to removing the shame that we all unnecessarily carry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 29, 2022 • 53:44

THE CHRISTIAN HULL SPECIAL

These three spill the tea on their parents, from the lies they told us as kids to catching them in the act, and of course their ageing idiosyncrasies-they cover it all. Strap in for this one, it’s a hoot!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 22, 2022 • 1:10:02

FESTIVAL OF MUM

It might be a day you love, dislike, find stressful; one that makes you teary, anxious or just damned right entitled. However you might perceive the day, it means something different to each one of us.  MABN talk shitty gifts, shitty kids and receive a visit from the infamous pair Rhonda and Raylene. Bless!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 15, 2022 • 45:50

MUM INTERRUPTED

So here’s the thing about being a mum, you’re constantly- 'MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!'- being interrupted. Whether it's your kids, partner or your phone, it's an uphill battle you'll never win (until the kids are at least, well, let's say, 21?)This episodes looks at all the moments we're trying to preserve without  being hijacked. As women our DNA provides the court on which we find ourselves pivoting in order to keep on top of all the things in our lives.  Now grab a wine, run that bath and put on t

May 8, 2022 • 50:01

THE EASTER MASH UP

Family gatherings, Rhonda and Raylene, hyperactive kids, hire car antics and lesbian wannabes, Shanelle and Tamara are popping the cork on Season 5.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 24, 2022 • 41:24

THE CONSTANCE HALL SPECIAL

In the last episode of season 4, Shanelle and Tamara sit down with Con and chat all things motherhood, how it changes us and what excites us now, whilst highlighting some of the things we all face together.It's raw, honest, hilarious and an episode where no Queen is left out- because we are more like our non-biological sisters than we may think!   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 20, 2022 • 1:03:33

THE DEAL WITH MEALS

Just imagine- you're at your favourite eating spot, the sun's shining, you're with your family (bless 'em) and the world is good, until...yep, little Suzie has spilled the first drink of the evening, the twins have  knocked over the menu board  and the youngest is about to launch themselves off the table like a sugar induced superman. Ah, the serenity. We need to feed our children (there's your first hot tip), but when it comes to meal time we just can't win. Shanelle and Tamara wax lyrical abou

Mar 13, 2022 • 43:37

SECRET WOMEN'S BUSINESS

Have you stabbed yourself in the eye with the mascara wand by accident on a number of occasions? Jumped into a drop squat like a baseball catcher to stretch either new or freshly washed jeans? Do you wear the same bra for longer than the suggested time because it looks clean and smells fine? And lastly, what about holding your boobs when you run down the stairs?Shanelle and Tamara discuss the above and plenty more in the hope you’ll jump on the band wagon and admit some of the things that you do

Mar 6, 2022 • 45:29

CLOSE CALLS

Have you lost your child in a public place? Found them walking around the house with sharp scissors waving hello at you? Or your innocent little one drinking the whole bottle of bubble blowing solution, whilst you took a shower. The list is never ending what these heart stoppers will get themselves into!Shanelle and Tamara share their own moments and those of other mums too, when things could have been an utter disaster, but the calm was restored, and our loveable rogues are all ok. It’s like wa

Feb 27, 2022 • 49:29

IS ANYONE LISTENING?

The shoes, the socks, the breakfast, the hair, the eyes glued to the TV; each step is a war waged and not won, and not just with the kids. It’s your spouse too!This episode Shanelle and Tamara may not have the definitive answers to why all your family’s ears are filled with wax (save for yours), but they’ll certainly debunk ‘expert’ advice on the subject! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 20, 2022 • 48:03

THE LIES WE TELL

Whether you’ve hidden chocolate from the kids as your own secret stash, undervalued that recent dress purchase or planned your wedding at work, if you’re going to lie at least COMMIT TO IT! This week the gals will make you feel like you're not alone in your pursuit to lie and get away with it!DISCLAIMER: There may be myths dispelled relating to Santa, the Tooth-fairy and The Easter Bunny.  So kids, block your ears...  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 13, 2022 • 37:10

LITTLE ODDBALLS

Let’s face it, kids can be pretty weird and boy do we love them for it. This episode Mum’s write in to share their whacky stories about their kids; from eating tissues to plasticine genitalia,  it's all in there and trust us, it's a cracker! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 6, 2022 • 42:27

THE RESOLUTION

Every year we wonder why we bother setting goals, making plans, breaking habits, when it inevitably turns to sh%$ after January 14th. With the  global pandemic chomping at our heels it's especially hard; how do we plan for world domination when we don't even know if our kids will be going to school next week? Shanelle and Tamara discuss the 'Top 20 resolutions for Tired Mum's' thanks to our most helpful advice columnist- Google.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 30, 2022 • 1:06:30

THE MABN CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

It's the most wonderful time of year! (Or so they say). Between juggling family festivities, delegating food prep or avoiding the dodgy Uncle it's the kind of mayhem we secretly love. And why? Because of the children. If the Elf on the Shelf hasn't got you by the balls yet, then wait a few years and join the throng of parents that are hastily spinning their endless web of lies to create the perfect Christmas magic for their beloved families. Go mums, you've got this!Enjoy the last episode of MAB

Dec 19, 2021 • 54:04

REALITY BITES

So often our diligence to provide for our family, work and home life isn't rewarded how we'd like. Escaping our reality for 8 minutes when you’ve got no s##ts left to give, is not only grossly underrated but a damn requirement! This episode discusses those moments in which we find ourselves, but are quickly reminded by those around us i.e. kids, family, (rearview mirrors) of the hamster wheel on which we're spinning. Shanelle waxes lyrical about the struggles of having a bath, and Tamara  brags

Dec 12, 2021 • 44:46

PSYCHIC KIDS

Shan and Tam, interview spiritual energy healer Maria Clarke about how to work out if you’re little one has the sixth sense, and the best way to nurture and help them understand it. A common belief the world over is that children are naturally more connected to the spirit realm. We need to discuss things that are essential to keeping these children happy and healthy, and how to avoid pitfalls that could spoil their special gifts.A child's world is filled with extraordinary things and Psychic gif

Dec 5, 2021 • 51:10

OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES

It’s always great fun when kids speak their truth loudly out it public for the masses to hear. How they piece it all together in their little minds and then blurt it out, often leaves us with raised eyebrows and great content for that next coffee catch up. Shanelle and Tamara interview a bunch of pint sized cuties (including their own!) to find out exactly what they are thinking!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 28, 2021 • 48:46

OK, THAT'S WEIRD

In parenthood there is certainly no ‘one size fits all’ however, some things are so left of centre that they cause an adverse reaction and our immediate response is - ‘There is no way I’d do that!!'. On the flip side, when we share some idiosyncrasies with others (like swaying an invisible baby in the supermarket line when you hear another child cry), it's funny to admit, we're all weirdos in our own unique and wonderful ways. Shan and Tam take a deep dive into some of the whacky things our moth

Nov 21, 2021 • 41:00

DON'T WET YOUR PANTS

These are just some of the ‘running’ jokes that women have heard in abundance over the years. We laugh together and then awkwardly smirk because it's something that can cause serious embarrassment. No wonder these areas need help getting back into shape because pregnancy and childbirth are no doubt the most strenuous task our bodies will ever go through.Shan and Tam chat to Women’s Health Physio and Pelvic Floor expert Kath Baquie from ‘Fitnest Mama’ in Melbourne about all things pelvic floor, i

Nov 14, 2021 • 50:15

HOLIDAYS WITH KIDS

'Are we there yet? Are we there yet?' said every kid  5 minutes into the holiday journey. From bad blow up mattresses, packing the car, travel snack tips, disciplining your kids in front of your friends, and weird time outs in weird corners, this episode covers it all. You'll hear why Tamara's hating on cheese platters, Ollie has a penchant for cat food, and how to get free stuff at a hotel. Keep an ear out for Shanelle's hot tip on how to look busy for the post holiday clean up without actually

Nov 7, 2021 • 58:03

BEAUTY BY DESIGN

Nowadays, whether it's inflating your breasts, filling those stress lines or adding some puff to your smackeroos, cosmetic enhancement is as accessible as grabbing a burger at your local drive through. But if you haven't gone down that road yet, perhaps you've considered the options. Shanelle and Tamara discuss the 'do you or don't you' of  tweaking yourself, from learning to love the bodies we have, to the social judgement's we face if we choose the path of self improvement.  Hosted on Acast. S

Oct 31, 2021 • 53:19

MUMNESIA

Have you ever have those moments where your brain fog is so bad? You were positive you didn't have those socks on before you got in the shower? Or perhaps you've driven 6  blocks only to realise your 5 year old is sitting next to you in the passenger seat. Eeep…Yep!!This episode we hear from you - our sublime MABN listeners who have shared their Mumnesia mis-haps with us. A hilarious montage of moments from mothers who've experienced/are still in the throws of,  pregnancy or post-baby mum brain.

Sep 12, 2021 • 52:58

SO YOU'RE A SPORTS MUM

We solemnly swear we'll never be that parent, but if you aren't already, it's coming baby. Perhaps it's something  in our DNA, a genetic throwback from our caveman ancestors that instills a scary kinda competitiveness that sees us hurling meat pies at the floor and obscenities at poor Timmy who didn't quite make that goal.  Whether you're a passionate parent of a budding dancer or a  future Olympic discus thrower, supporting our children to win win win is clearly in our blood. But should we apol

Sep 5, 2021 • 52:00

HOME SCHOOLING

Lockdowns have given us a lot of things; a chance to be with the loved ones we previously never had time for, the beauty of reflection in a world ravaged by a seemingly never ending pandemic, and a chance to tackle those stubborn in-grown hairs we've been eyeing off for the last 6 months. But home schooling our kids is definitely one of those beasts we can add to the bad list along with masks, loss of individual liberties and Zoom meetings.  This episode we celebrate all teachers far and wide fo

Aug 29, 2021 • 38:56

WHO'S YOUR DADDY

We know our partners, but do we really know what they are thinking?!!? This is a chance to jump inside their heads and get the low down on Dad guilt..is it a thing? What about self-care? How many times a week is a good amount of sex, and what do they imagine child birth is really like? Do they just have that caveman mentality with a side of Netflix and golf! It's time to open that dad book once and for all. All cards are on the table... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information

Aug 22, 2021 • 45:28

DIRTY RHYMES

Just for fun this episode Shanelle and Tamara uncover the sometimes shocking, sometimes debauched history behind the rhymes you've grown up on and have now passed on to your children.  Each has a lesson to be learned or a warning to be heeded; who really was Mother Hubbard? What's with Peter and his pumpkins? And why are silverbells and cockleshells something to be feared? Motherhood a Beautiful Nightmare shed light on them all. Watch out, it's a shocker! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f

Aug 15, 2021 • 37:46

LET'S TALK SEX

In this episode we chat about the limits our bodies afford us after having kids and how this impacts sexy times for you and your partner. We're talking feeling sexy when you're breast feeding,  applauding your wobbly bits, and how the hell you get your vagina back into gear when all it wants to do is shut up shop. Let's get freaky ladies! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 8, 2021 • 49:32

SH!T MUM

Shanelle and Tamara share their 'Sh!t Mum' moments in the hope that you can feel a little better about your own. Why do we love them soooo much yet want to return them from whence they came, all at the same time? Yes it's confusing, and no amount of 'child rearing' non-fiction will give you a definitive answer.  It's survival of the fittest, and no one is winning.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 1, 2021 • 31:40

SCHOOL RUN

If you have this one under control you're onto something mum, but for most of us we're multi-tasking like an octopus whilst suppressing our anxiety for the most part. Cornflakes or toast? Make up your bloody mind! If packing a lunch, finding a missing left shoe or avoiding death-by-school crossing gets your knickers in a twist (or did you forget to put those on??), then we're hearing you loud and clear.Let's get this one off our chest. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 25, 2021 • 39:18

GREAT EXPECTATIONS

That emergency biscuit or lolly in your bag is your secret bribery weapon to ensure your kids are on their best behaviour. Where would we all be without the helpful tool that is ‘bribery’. We constantly battle with the fine line between supporting your child to excel and the continual push for extra curricular activities because they asked for it (let's face it, you paid for the term and now they hate ballet/tennis/karate/gymnastics...)Strap yourselves in, this episode covers all of the above an

Jun 20, 2021 • 38:20

THE BIRTH

So you've given birth, but it's all good, you've just put Xena the Warrior Princess to shame with your heroic efforts. We chat everything from hot doctors, drugs and nose beads, to baby blues and post-baby bloating.  A Queen is giving birth, so give her anything she wants! No one story is the same. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 13, 2021 • 34:59

YOUR JUDY'S

We all face low points throughout our life journey, and just like Dorothy in ‘The Wizard of Oz’ lying in poppy fields, it’s your Judy’s that help you up and remind you of who you are and what you’re capable of. We all need those people. The best Judy’s we collect in this lifetime are the key to us winning at the game that is motherhood. It's the roller coaster of emotions which are pure bliss and joy, teamed with loneliness and exhaustion. It’s all there, tied up in one bag for us and our Judy’s

Jun 6, 2021 • 41:26

WIFEY

Making time for our partners can quite often have the least reserves for. It's not deliberate, but far out, the proverbial plates are spinning above us at a million miles an hour! Whether it be feeling misunderstood by your partner now that you’re a mum (the stay-at-home mum VS the go- to- work- significant other) or justifying what you do all day. Shan and Tam discuss love languages and how they play a role in our ever evolving  relationships. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf

May 30, 2021 • 52:33

LETTING OFF STEAM

We throw everything we’ve got at the love job that is motherhood, but what we really need  is a chance to let off some steam. The all important self-care gets put on the back burner whilst we power on through our ‘to do’ lists with one eye open in the hope of recharging from the sleep we lost the night before. Taking care of our mental health as mothers is one of the most important things we can do for ourselves AND our children. We know we need it. So, how do we do it?  Hosted on Acast. See aca

May 23, 2021 • 32:59

MUM GUILT

We feel guilty when we have a moment of self-preservation that allows us to fill our mum cups. Whether it’s having a night out with friends, going to the gym, screaming at your child  because they're driving you up the wall, only to  glance at their sweet face on your screen saver to feel that major overflow of guilt. Don’t even get us started when the childcare worker has to peel your child off of your leg in a flood of tears. We get it and we feel you…put your ear buds in and let’s talk it thr

May 16, 2021 • 53:38

JUDGEMENT DAY

We judge ourselves, we judge others, and you’ve gotta love the older generation judging us ‘new age’ mums. Enough of the people pleasing right!! From telling your kids off in public, to boys playing with dolls prams and the unnecessary desire to have that unrealistic level of perfection. Who hasn’t handed their child a piece of technology to keep them occupied? Only to feel those judgy eyes upon you, asking if your kid has had too much screen time.Learn how to ‘unsubscribe’ to those unhelpful t

May 9, 2021 • 50:04

YOU'VE CHANGED

The incidental things that we are genuinely thrilled about now, are far from what would have excited us before. The desperation for an uninterrupted hangover or your kids eating a healthy meal you prepared without a fuss. Did you nail your bucket list of things to do before kids came along? Staying up past midnight basically means you're a Rockstar and a solo car journey without Frozen, The Wiggles or a Disney soundtrack is a welcomed relief.  Sound like you mama? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/

May 1, 2021 • 40:01

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Apr 27, 2021 • 1:55