Ace Tucker Space Trucker
James R. Tramontana
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A serial science fiction comedy adventure show written, recorded, voiced, scored and edited by James R. Tramontana.
Ace Tucker is a man who was raised in outer space and taught how to be human by a cyborg chimpanzee. He earns a living as a rock-and-roll roadie. His world is turned upside down the night he meets Elvis Presley, the very not-dead King of Rock ‘n’ Roll. Now Ace is on the adventure of a lifetime, traveling through all of space-time, making sure everything stays cool.
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GABAGOOL!
Ace and Ivan enjoy a nice deli sandwich and reminisce about a time when a guy from New York had trouble ordering meats at a Midwestern deli.
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Oh Kevin!
Ace and Ivan are bored, so they decide to watch their new favorite sitcom, Oh Kevin!
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Ace Tucker Space Trucker Xmas Special 2019
Elvis is out trying to spread a little Christmas cheer across all of space and time. When he meets Ebenezer Scrooge Elvis tries to remember all his favorite Christmas songs with hilarious results.
The Poop-o Show!!!
Welcome to the premier episode of Season 3!!!
Ace and Ivan are super bored, so they tune into their favorite radio call-in show, The Poop-o Show!
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Hank Reads The Raven
Happy Halloween!
Hank lost a bet with April and has to read the Edgar Allen Poe classic, The Raven. And of course, he butchers it due to his super filthy mouth.
CLUSTER CLUCK!
The action-packed season finale episode!
Ace and the gang are up to their armpits in adventure, mayhem and shenanigans! When a foe from Ace's past shows up in England in 2018, the cluck hits the fan! Of course, Ace handles it the only way he knows how: HEAD ON. But, as always, there's a twist. Ace may have saved the day, but he's now in a world of hurt and has possibly unleashed his biggest adversary yet.
Ivan Chimpanov Radio
In this very special episode, Ivan wants the airwaves and he wants them now! That's right Ivan has his very own radio show, beaming out across the cosmos and into your earholes. Ivan gushes over the brand new album from CR8RFACE! And does a track-by-track play and commentary.
And you can play along at home. Just visit. www.craterface.com or stream on your favorite music app, like Spotify or Apple Music.
Lunch Break
Ace and the gang are faced with their biggest challenge yet: where should they go for lunch!? And that's just the start of the madness. Once they arrive at their destination Ace uncovers a conspiracy that could spell doom for a group of surly old timers. Will Ace solve the mystery and be victorious? Find out in this exciting and unexpected episode of Ace Tucker Space Trucker!
El Chupacabra - Part 2
In this exciting conclusion, April and Hank meet up with Giorgio Sookyloose, host of the beloved television show, Old Timey Aliens. Despite Giorgio's lisp and poor choice in hairstyles, he agrees to help April and Hank find the vile and mysterious CHUPACABRA. Yet, what they find is beyond anything they can possibly imagine!
El Chupacabra - Pt. 1
In this amazing episode of Ace Tucker Space Trucker, April Massey and Hank the Basset Hound are on their own! That's right. It's a classic April and Hank mess around! When Ace and Ivan disappear it's up to April and Hank to track them down. But their investigation takes an unexpected turn when they seek out the evil and mysterious...CHUPACABRA!
The HJ Part 2
The conclusion of the courtroom drama of the century!
After Ace is arrested for theft, the gang must defend his rights in a no-holds-barred courtroom brawl! Will they succeed? And what's up with Ace's hand? Find out in this exciting episode of Ace Tucker Space Trucker!
The HJ Part 1
The courtroom drama of the century!
Ace is accused of a crime and it's up to Ivan and the team to prove his innocence. Move over Perry Mason. Stand down, Judge Judy. There's a new courtroom drama that's coming to grab you by the throat!
Taprooms, Taverns & Timewarps
After Elvis's favorite television chef is kidnapped, Ace and the gang must seek out clues to ensure his safe return. What they find, however, is a wild adventure that might just take them to a little place called Tasty Town.
Ace Tucker Space Trucker Christmas Spectacular
In this new holiday classic, April tries to show Ace and Ivan the true meaning of Christmas, but in real Ace Tucker fashion, things go horribly wrong.
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Cowboy Up
As agents of the Temporal Continuity Bureau, Ace and the gang get their very first T.C.B. assignment! On their way to the Rostokian Deep-space Livestock Platform, they meat a being who aims to drive them into the sunset. The results are a high noon showdown that can't be missed!
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LOT LIZARD!
Season 2, Episode 1: Lot Lizard!
Ace Tucker returns in the exciting Season 2 opener!
Find out what Ace and Ivan have been up to all these months as we catch up with the lads on an assignment from the T.C.B.
Revel in the majesty!
Recoil in horror!
Rejoice! For, Ace Tucker Space Trucker has returned!
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Bonus Episode 4: Interview with Gem City Podcast
Check out my interview with the Gem City Podcast where I discuss music, comic books, Ace Tucker Space Trucker and more!
Bonus Episode 3: WXYZPDQ
Ace and Ivan tune into an Earth radio station and listen to 30 minutes of uninterrupted rock. Now YOU can buy the album at http://musicof.acetuckerspacetrucker.com
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Bonus Episode 2: Music of Ace Tucker Space Trucker Infomercial
Ace and Ivan tell you about a great new music album. The Music of Ace Tucker Space Trucker!
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Bonus Episode 1: Interview with Juliet Fromholt
In this special supplemental episode, I talk with Juliet Fromholt about all things Ace Tucker Space Trucker. Plus, at the end, I hint at what I have cooking up my sleeve for Season TWO! And, there's a funny little special offer for all you Ace Tucker Space Trucker fans out there.
Chapter 17: Finger Licking Good (Season One Finale)
In the super-charged finale of season one, Ace Tucker becomes the hero he was always meant to be. The future of humanity and the galaxy itself are at risk during the final showdown between Ace and the Shiny Man. Who will win? And what does the aftermath hold for Ace and the gang? Find out now on the exciting conclusion of Ace Tucker Space Trucker Season One!
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Chapter 16: CTRL ALT REPEAT
After narrowly escaping the police, Ace and April dress in their stolen suits and go to convince Elvis to fake his death and leave Earth. But when they get to Graceland, they are in for the shock of their lives. The Shiny Man is a tricky bastard and his nefariousness reaches new levels of douchebaggery.
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Chapter 15: Back to Memphis
After getting a Mind-Tap from Ivan’s pal, the gang goes forward in time to convince the inventor of the timedrive to give up his new invention mere moments after it is invented. Luckily, Ace has an ”ace up his sleeve” and comes to an accord with the geeky Valdovian. Then, the gang goes back to 1977 to convince Elvis to fake his death and leave Earth with them. But, of course, things don’t go quite as planned...
Chapter 14: The Galactic Galleria
Ace and the gang narrowly escape death by hitting the panic switch on the Caddy. They arrive in Tennessee where Ace receives a jolt from the Caddy’s computer systems, lighting up the borrowed nanobots coursing through his veins. The ‘bots bestow a new level of understanding concerning the nature of time itself. This leads Ace to form a plan to go back in time and save Elvis from certain death. But first, they need to go on a little shopping trip.
Chapter 13: The Double Dazzler Deception
Ace and the gang must deal with a ticking time bomb as the Shiny Man has set Betty to self-destruct. When Ace confronts the Shiny Man trying to escape in the time machine, a surprise guest shows up and turns everything upside down. Hold on to your nuts!
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Chapter 12: You Really Are a Piece of Work
The Shiny Man has left Betty with the intention of killing Elvis in the womb. Ace has no choice but to risk it all and interface with the nanobots that used to inhabit Elvis’s body. With the power of the nanobots coursing through his veins, Ace meets the Shiny Man head-on! But the Shiny Man is a tricky butthole and things don’t go quite as planned.
Chapter 11: Everyone, Meet Ray-Ray
After their capture, Ace and the gang are in rough shape but Ivan has an ace up his sleeve. Pun! By using the cybernetic spike he uses to jack into computers, Ivan is able to peel up part of the floor and, with Hank’s help, gain access to free them all. Their elation is short lived as they discover The Shiny Man has taken them back to the year 1935 with the intention of killing Elvis in the womb. Ace must make a decision that has consequences across all of space and time.
Chapter 10: Long Live The King...
Ace learns more about the secret and awesome nature of Elvis’s Cadillac and then everything goes to hell.
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Chapter 09: Expeditiously Expository
After Ace’s tummy settles, he runs into April Massey as she is trying to drag her Elvis impersonator brother away from the chaos surrounding Graceland. Betty and the Cadillac are drawn together and rocket into outer space--but not before Ivan uses the grappling beam to scoop up Ace, April and (the suddenly appeared) Agent Calhoun. Once on board, Ace learns that the Cadillac is no ordinary car and has a secret that changes everything.
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Chapter 08: Schlamoozle the Carpet Tunnel
After Ace, Ivan and Elvis crash land in a field behind Graceland, Ace drags Elvis up to the second floor of the mansion. Hank the Basset hound is skeptical at first but once he sees Elvis in the flesh, he agrees to help. Using Elvis’s palm to gain access, Ace finally finds out what is hidden in the master bedroom.
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Chapter 07: You've Got Some Nerve
In the secret underground tunnels that run to Graceland, Ace is met by a foul-mouthed guard tasked with keeping everyone except Elvis out. By using some quick thinking, Ace makes it into Graceland where he finds the source of the weird energy readings Betty’s scanners picked up earlier that day. Thwarted again, Ace and Ivan attempt coming at the problem from a new angle...with terrible results.
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Chapter 06: Strange Things are Afoot on Elvis Presley Blvd.
April takes Ace to the punk show where he learns about bizarre and otherworldly events that transpired throughout Elvis Presley’s life. Ivan breaks up Ace’s conversation with an Elvis trivia expert because things have gotten weird in the area surrounding Graceland. When Ace gets back to Elvis Presley Blvd, he learns “weird” is just the tip of the iceberg.
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Chapter 05: Be a Ritz, Find the El Dorado
Ace is now a bona fide hero in the eyes of the employees and management of the KFC on Elvis Presley Blvd. April shows Ace how KFC makes their tasty chicken then invites him and Ivan to a punk rock show that evening. Before the show, Ace and Ivan try to sneak into Graceland but things go haywire. Then, an Elvis impersonator gives Ace a cryptic message.
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Chapter 04: The Smell of Pure Happiness
Ace, Ivan, and Elvis arrive in Memphis, Tennessee and learn they need money in order to tour Graceland. The Dazzler disguising Betty has an unexpected failure and Ace pulls into a KFC parking lot so Ivan can diagnose the problem. There, Ace discovers the majestic glory of fried chicken and becomes an accidental hero in the process.
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Chapter 03: We All Screw the Pooch Every Now and Again
Ace and the gang make it safely to Earth after escaping the Shiny Man in outer space. At a rest stop alongside Interstate 40, Ace learns that growing up in gravity 1.5 times stronger than Earth's has "thrilling" side effects. A new foe appears and threatens to slow their progress but Ivan has a few tricks up his chimpanzee sleeve.
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Chapter 02: Earth Can Eat a Turd Sandwich
After saving Elvis Presley's life, Ace is confronted by the mysterious Shiny Man in outer space and narrowly escapes annihilation.
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Chapter 1: Ace Tucker Space Trucker
Ace Tucker is a man who was raised in outer space and taught how to be human by a Russian cyborg chimpanzee. His whole world is turned upside down when he meets Elvis Presley, the not-dead King of Rock 'n' Roll.