Enter The Critic
Chris Klumpp
Armchair critics review of current movies in theatres and on Netflix.
Episode 122 – Bridge of those guy actors
On this episode we check out the Bridge of Spies. We also check out the AMAZING new trailer for Star Wars The Force Awakens.
Episode 121 – Jane Austin meets the Evil Dead
On this episode we discuss Crimson Peak. We also check out the trailer for The Good Dinosaur.
Episode 120 – Brought to you by C.K. Bullwhips
On this episode we discuss The Martian. We also check out the trailer for Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.
Episode 119 – Kernel Who?
On this episode we check out the hilariously inaccurate Hackers. We also check out the trailer for In the Heart of the Sea.
Episode 118 – Fall of the House of Wayan
On this episode we discuss Don’t Be a Menace (to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood). We also check out the trailer for Bridge of Spies. And Chris takes us to his corner to talk about Gun Woman
Episode 117 – More Fun From Denmark
On this episode we jammed in two very different movies White God and Turbo Kid. The trailers we watched were The Lobster and Concussion.
Episode 116 – King of all Podcasts
On this episode we check out The Guest. We also check out the trailer for the charmingly weird Turbo Kid.
Episode 115 – Support Your Local Movie!
On this episode we check out two movies for you American Ultra AND The Gift. We also check out the trailer for Victor Frankenstein.
Episode 114 – The Man from C.O.M.P.T.O.N.
On this episode we discuss The Man from U.N.C.L.E. and Straight Outta Compton. We also check out the much anticipated trailer for The Hateful Eight.
Episode 113 – You’re mission if you choose to accept it is to make a good Fantastic Four movie
On this episode we discuss the newest Mission Impossible movie, Rouge Nation, and talk about the failure that is the newest attempt at a Fantastic Four movie. We also check out the trailer for Deadpool.
Episode 112 – Primer!? I hardly know her!
On this episode we check out the amazing time travel movie Primer. We also check out the trailer for the new Iñárritu film The Revenant.
Episode 111 – Computer, load up Ant-Man. Yes, Paul.
On this episode we check out the newest Marvel installment Ant-Man.
Episode 110 – The Weakness of Free
On this episode we check out Terminator 2. We also check out the trailer for Goosebumps.
Episode 109 – Thumb Tongue
On this episode we check out the Arnold Schwarzenegger classic The Terminator.
Episode 108 – Ruining Parker’s Queue
On this episode we check out Big Trouble in Littler China.
Episode 107 – Live from the Bromestead!! (previously recorded)
WE’RE BACK…..AGAIN! Hopefully this time for good. hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha GET OVER YOURSELVES!!! Anyway on this episode we discuss the newest Pixar movie Inside Out. Thanks for listening.
Episode 106 – The Park Lost
WE’RE BACK! And like the animated 90’s movie of the same name we are all about dinosaurs! On this episode we are discussing Jurassic World. We also discuss the first 6 minutes of Ant-Man that previewed before the IMAX showing of Jurassic World.
Episode 105 – (“The Lonely Man” plays quietly)
On this episode we finish out our discussion of Avengers: Age of Ultron. Enjoy!
Episode 104 – Spoilers ASSEMBLE
On this episode we try to talk about Avengers: Age of Ultron but ultimately need a second episode to contain all the Marvel goodness. And in case the title wasn’t enough SPOILER ALERT!
Episode 103 – None more black
On this episode we discuss the classic mock-rockumentary This Is Spinal Tap. We also check out the newest Antman trailer.
Episode 102 – Fear of a Black Spider-Man
On this episode we discuss The Big Lebowski. We also check out some super hero news in anticipation of the soon to be released AVENGERS 2 AGE OF ULTRON!
Episode 101 – The Endless Summer
On this episode we are joined once again by Damian Eby to discuss Corvette Summer. It leads to some really weird places and never actually ends. We are still in the living room talking about this movie to this day. We also check out the trailer for Mission Impossible Rouge Nation.
Episode 100 – Four F%&*ers in a Van
On the 100th episode we are joined by Damian Eby for a riotous argument about Furious 7 and the direction our lives are heading.
Episode 99 – Pez Heads
On this episode we are joined by fiancé of the show Christina Guisti. We discuss Frank. We also check out the trailer for Pixels.
Episode 98 – Christina Giusti-Nick Giusti-Nick Cage
On this episode we discover there are only two degrees of name separation from fiancé of the show Christina and Nick Cage. We also start a new segment called Netflix Classic when there is nothing in theaters. Our premiere classic is Jiro Dreams of Sushi.
Episode 97 – Exit the Robotic
Part two of our robot extravaganza leads us into talking a lot about Robocop the new and old versions. We also check out the trailer for Terminator: Genisys.
Episode 96 – Enter the Robotic
This is part one of a two part ROBOT EXTRAVAGANZA!! Enjoy. Also Chappie is amazing and the critics are super wrong about this one.
Episode 95 – OTSS! ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE!
On this episode we discuss the Richard Linklater classic Dazed and Confused. We also check out the trailer for the rebooted Fantastic 4. Also Chris takes us on a journey through the Swedish underground with his Chris’ Corner.
Episode 94 – 50 Shades of Crimson
On this episode we welcome back the irreplaceable MATT SHAFFER! We also discuss Kingsman: The Secret Service. And finally we check out the trailer for the new Guillermo del Toro haunted house film, Crimson Peak.
Episode 93 – The Premiere of Tim….again
On this episode we discuss Chef. We also check out the trailer for the Poltergeist remake.
Episode 92 – Pamela’s Big Debut
On this episode we are joined by none other than Pamela to discuss the amazing comedy Clue. Also we head to that dark scary place, Chris’ Corner, to discuss Operation Kid Brother.
Episode 91 – The Interview with the Moleman
On this episode we are joined by Michael Karstetter of Exit the Critic fame to discuss the controversial film, The Interview. We also check out the trailers for Dragon Blade and Everly.
Episode 90 – End of the Year List EXTRAVAGANZA: The Next One
On this episode we continue reviewing our top movies of 2014 as well as looking ahead at 2015. THANKS FOR ANOTHER GREAT YEAR!
Episode 89 – YEAR END EXTRAVAGANZA!!! ALL MOVIES HALF OFF!!
It’s that time of year folks. We talk about the year in review and also check out what other people had to say about the year in review. We split this up into a few episodes.
Episode 88 – Give Me Franco or Give Me Death!
On this episode we discuss the final installment in the Tolkien saga, The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies. We also check out a longer trailer for The Kingsman.
Episode 87 – MAD SHAFFER!
On this episode we discuss the classic Tom Hanks comedy, The Burbs. We also take our sweet time talking about the Jurassic Park trailer. And finally another excellent installment of Chris’ Corner.
Episode 86 – The Next Hunger Games Movie Part 3 Part 1
On this episode we discuss The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1. We also check out the trailer for STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS!!
Episode 85
On this episode we discuss Disney’s Big Hero 6. We also check out the trailers for Seventh Son and Into the Woods.
Episode 84 – Interstellar
We finally get around to talking about Interstellar.
Episode 83 – Prelude to Interstellar
On this episode we discuss news and get ready for our lengthy discussion of Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar. We also check out and discuss the trailers for Furious 7 and Chappie.
Episode 82 – The Alcatraz Redemption
On this epsiode we discuss the classic film Escape from Alcatraz. We also check out the trailers for The Gambler and the terrifying-looking Foxcatcher.
Episode 81 – Nude and on Netflix
On this episode we discuss the intense World War II tank film, Fury. We also check out the new Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer.
Episode 80 – Escape from Silver Linings Playbook
On this episode we discuss Silver Linings Playbook. We also check out the trailers for Black Sea and the newest Pixar feature Inside Out.
Episode 79 – No Morbitz
On this episode we discuss Believe Me. We also check and speculate on the upcoming films Tomorrowland and American Sniper.
Episode 78 – Patton/Patent/Paddin’
On this episode we discuss the classic World War 2 film Patton.
Episode 77 – Bill & Ted’s Unnecessary Trilogy
On this episode we discuss The Boxtrolls. We also discuss the depressing future of children’s movies.
Episode 75 – Assault on Pelham 123
WE’RE BAAAAAACK! Well rested and ready to review ALL the movies. On this episode we check out the John Carpenter classic Assault on Precinct 13. It’s good to be back.
Episode 74 – MATT’S LIST OF MYSTERY
So we at Enter the Critic are taking a little vacation. But we didn’t want to leave you high and dry, so we got together some top ten lists for your enjoyment. This is the final week. We will be back in full force next week. On this episode Matt Shaffer gives the final part of […]
Episode 73 – MATT’S LIST OF MYSTERY
So we at Enter the Critic are taking a little vacation. But we didn’t want to leave you high and dry, so we got together some top ten lists for your enjoyment. Anyway stay tuned for more the finale week. On this episode Matt Shaffer gives the first part of his LIST OF MYSTERY!!! Lystery??? Anyway […]
Episode 72 – PARKER/CHRIS TOP 5 LISTS
So we at Enter the Critic are taking a little vacation. But we didn’t want to leave you high and dry, so we got together some top ten lists for your enjoyment. Anyway stay tuned for more next week. On this third episode Parker and Chris do two different Top 5 lists. Parker goes out on […]
Episode 71 – TOP 10 MOVIES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL
So we at Enter the Critic are taking a little vacation. But we didn’t want to leave you high and dry, so we got together some top ten lists for your enjoyment. Anyway stay tuned for more next week. On this second episode Parker makes a top ten list of movies that make you feel. […]
Episode 70 – TOP TEN HORROR MOVIES
So we at Enter the Critic are taking a little vacation. But we didn’t want to leave you high and dry, so we got together some top ten lists for your enjoyment. Anyway stay tuned for more next week. On this first Top Ten List Chris gives you his top ten Horror movies. This was […]
Episode 69 – Fifty Shades of Dwayne
On this episode we finally get to see and discuss GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY!!!! We are joined by Michael of Exit the Critic for this joyous event. We also check out the trailers for Mad Max Fury Road, The Equalizer and The Hobbit Battle of the Five Armies.
Episode 68 – With Special Guest Michael!!!
On this episode we are joined by Michael of Exit the Critic to discuss Lucy. We also check out FOUR trailers: Nightcrawler, The Kingsmen, Into the Storm, and Fifty Shades of Grey.
Episode 67 – Lord, I was born a mumblin’ man
On this episode we discuss Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons. Chris does a shotgun review of Frankenstein’s Army. We also check out the trailer for Believe Me.
Episode 66 – Being your own hype-man
YOYOYOYOYO What’s up ETC in DA HOUSE!!! On this episode we discuss Snowpiercer. We also check out the trailers for Exodus: Gods and Kings and St. Vincent.
Episode 65 – Painting Chris’ Shattered Dreams
On this episode we discuss The Adventures of Baron Munchausen. We also check out the trailers for Fury and Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.
Episode 64 – How 2 Train Your Dragon
On this episode we discuss Dreamwork’s latest sequel to How to Train Your Dragon. We also check out the trailers for The Interview and Dracula Untold.
Episode 63 – Triplets of Huxtable
On this episode we check out the delightful film The Triplets of Belleville. We also check out the trailers for Kill the Messenger and Birdman. Also Michael Karstetter joins us once again for a shotgun review of V/H/S 2.
Episode 62 – Groundhog Day 40,000
On this episode we discuss Edge of Tomorrow. We also check out the trailer for Are You Here. Title Reference
Episode 61 – Elm Street: A Retrospective
On this special episode we are joined by Exit the Critic host Michael Karstetter to discuss the 4 hour long documentary Never Sleep Again. We also check out the long anticipated Left Behind trailer starring favorite of the show Nic Cage. And we check out the trailer for Willow Creek as well.
Episode 60 – Days of Future Cast
On this episode we check out the latest installment in the X-Men series, X-Men: Days of Future Past. We also check out the trailers for Big Hero 6 and Walk Among the Tombstones.
Episode 59 – Punk Rock Pan
On this episode we discuss the 1991 movie Peter Pan. We also check out the trailer for Filth.
Episode 58 – King of All Podcasts
On this Mega episode we discuss Godzilla. We also check out the trailer for Rage and we finally get to see some actual footage in a trailer for Nolan’s Interstellar.
Episode 57 – A Very Bane Musical
On this episode we discuss the incredible Short Term 12. We also check out the trailers for The Salvation and What We Do in the Shadows.
Episode 56-The Amazing Stan Lee vs The Insufferable Stanley
On this AMAZING SPECTACULAR STUPENDOUS episode we discuss The Amazing Spider-Man 2. We also check out the trailers for The Homesman and the hilarious rom-com parody They Came Together.
Episode 55
On this episode we discuss Raging Bull. We also check out the trailers for God’s Pocket and If I Stay.
Episode 54 – Mistaken for a Podcast
On this episode we discuss the pseudo documentary Mistaken for Strangers. We also check out the trailers for X-Men: Days of Future Past and Gone Girl.
Episode 53 – Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the podcast
On this episode we check out another Netflix Essential, Dr. Strangelove: or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb. We also check out the trailers for The Drop and Lucy.
Episode 52 – Cavalcade of Movies
As a belated Anniversary present to our listeners we pull out all the stops on this episode. We discuss Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Muppets Most Wanted AND Noah. We also check out the trailer for Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Thanks for listening!!
Episode 51 – “You talkin’ to me?!”
On this episode we dsicuss the Martin Scorcese classic Taxi Driver. We also check out the trailers for Maze Runner and also Cruel and Unusual.
Episode 50 – It’s Full of Brodys
On this episode we discuss Wes Anderson’s newest triumph, The Grand Budapest Hotel. We also check out the trailers for The Giver and the latest Laika masterpiece, Box Trolls.
Episode 49 – Blood Plugs
On this episode we discuss the film I Sell the Dead. We also check out the trailers for Blue Ruin and Joe.
Episode 48 – Matt Side Story
On this episode we discuss Hayao Miyazaki’s final film The Wind Rises. We also check out the trailers for Godzilla, We Are the Best and The Double.
Episode 47 – Dad Jokes
On this episode we discuss the delightfully charming History of Future Folk. We also check out the trailers for Locke and Bad Country.
Episode 46 – Defining Bubba
On this episode we decide the film wasteland that is the movie theater during February is not worth our lives. So we check out Bubba Hotep on Netflix. We also check out the trailers for Guardians of the Galaxy and 22 Jump Street.
Episode 45 – D-bags with dreadlocks
On this episode we discuss Alfonso Cuarón’s masterpiece Children of Men. We also check out the trailers for Captain America: The Winter Soldier and The Amazing Spider-Man 2.
Episode 44 – Lost in Trainslation
On this episode we discuss the AMAZING and WONDERFUL film The Lego Movie. We also check out the trailers for Terry Gilliam’s newest film Zero Theorem and The Fault in Our Stars based on the wildly successful book by John Green.
Episode 43
On this episode we discuss the amazing film Amelie. We also check out the trailers for The Babadook and 300: Rise of an Empire.
Episode 42
WE MADE IT!! 42!! THE ANSWER! Anyway on this episode we discuss Her. We also check out the trailers for Cuban Fury and Better Living Through Chemistry.
Episode 41
On this episode we discuss the film Warrior. Also we do some shotgun reviews of Frozen and Secret Life of Walter Mitty. Lastly we check out the trailers for KUNG FURY and A Fantastic Fear of Everything. KUNG FURY KICKSTARTER: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/kungfury/kung-fury
Episode 40
On this episode we discuss Lone Survivor. We also check out the trailers for Stephen Chow’s much anticipated Journey to the West and The Raid 2: Berandal.
Episode 39
On this episode we discuss American Hustle. We also check out the trailers for How to Train Your Dragon 2 and August: Osage County.
Episode 38
On this episode we discuss Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug. We also check out the teaser for Interstellar and the trailer for Transcendence.
Episode 37
On this episode we discuss Bronson. We also check out the trailers for Bad Words and Grudge Match.
Episode 36
On this episode we discuss Out of the Furnace and also Parker gives a mini review for The Book Thief. Also we check out the trailers for Edge of Tomorrow and GODZILLA!!!!
Episode 35
On this episode we discuss the delightfully charming Robot & Frank. We also check out the trailers for the incredibly horrible Haunted House 2 and the not so terrible looking Welcome to the Jungle.
Dr. Who 50th Anniversary Special
Chris and Melissa discuss the Dr. Who 50th Anniversary Special “The Day of the Doctor”
Episode 34
On this episode we discuss the newest installment in the Hunger Games series Catching Fire. We also check out the trailers for The Machine and the new Muppet Movie, Muppets Most Wanted.
Episode 33
On this episode we discuss the movie Flight. We also check out trailers for Lone Survivor and Maleficent.
Episode 32
On this episode we discuss Thor: The Dark World. We also check out the trailers for two movies starring Russel Crowe, Noah and Winter’s Tale.
Episode 31
In this episode we discuss The House of the Devil. We also check out the trailers for Tarzan 3D and the new Wes Anderson film The Grand Budapest Hotel.
Episode 30
On this episode we discuss BOTH the Carrie remake AND Ender’s Game. WOW! Also we check out the trailers for Captain America The Winter Soldier and X-Men Days of Future Past.
Episode 29
On this episode we discuss the movie It’s a Disaster. We also check out the trailers for I, Frankenstein and Monument Men.
Episode 28
On this episode of Enter the Critic, we discuss two movies in theaters, Machete Kills and Gravity. We also check out the trailers for American Hustle and The Secret Life of Walter Mitty.
Episode 27
On this episode the ladies discuss the underrated cult classic Head. We also check out the trailers for Sweetwater and the new Disney installment Frozen. Check out Melissa at Sallendria Cosplay. Check out Heather and her friends at Nez for Prez  
Episode 26
On this very special episode, Matt and Chris have been REPLACED! We finally get around to having a real discussion about Star Trek Into Darkness. We also make it an all Benedict Cumberbatch episode by checking out the trailers for Little Favour and The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug.
Episode 25
For our 25th episode we decided to discuss the amazing film Parker. Check out the TV spot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfwHhvKtVM0 Also we talk about the trailers for The Nerdist’s first film Zero Charisma and also the upcoming dramedy Nebraska.
Episode 24
On this episode of Enter the Critic, we discuss Riddick. We also check out the trailers for Homefront and Escape from Tomorrow.
Episode 23
On this episode we discuss the vastly under appreciated Dredd. We also check out the trailers for Neighbors and The Fifth Estate.
Episode 22
On this episode we discuss the final installment of the hilarious Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, The World’s End. We also check out the trailers for Kill Your Darlings and the remake of Robocop.
Episode 21
On this episode we discuss the debut film of Brandon Cronenberg, Antiviral. We also discuss the trailers for The Book Thief and The Counselor.
Episode 20
On this episode of Enter the Critic, we discuss the sequel to the hit movie Kick Ass. We also check out the trailers for About Time and Closed Circuit.
Episode 19
On this episode we discuss the Russian movie Night Watch. We also discuss the trailers for All is Lost, Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa and Ip Man: Final Fight.
Episode 18
We welcome Eric Toribio of the Eric Toribio Podcast Network this week to discuss Elysium. We also check out the teaser for X-Men: Days of Future Past and the trailer for Thor: The Dark World.
Episode 17
In this episode we discuss the original Austrian film Funny Games. We also check out the trailers for Gravity and Machete Kills.
Episode 16
On this episode we discuss the movie The Conjuring. We also check out the trailers for 47 Ronin and A Single Shot. Also Parker keeps bringing up Pacific Rim.
Episode 15
On this episode we discuss the buddy cop comedy, The Heat. We also discuss the trailers for Ender’s Game and Inside Llewyn Davis.
Episode 14
On this episode of Enter the Critic, we discuss the epic monster movie Pacific Rim. We also check out the trailer for Spike Lee’s Oldboy remake and the teaser for How to Train Your Dragon 2.
Episode 13
On this episode we discuss the amazingly weird Sorcerer and the White Snake. We also discuss the trailers and news surrounding Kick Ass 2, Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues and Jobs.
Episode 12
On this episode we discuss World War Z. Also we discuss the excitement behind a possible Captain Planet movie AND a Fifty Shades of Grey movie. THE FUTURE IS SO BRIGHT WE WILL HAVE TO WEAR 3D GLASSES!
Episode 11
Sorry for the delay this week. The move to a weekly format had a few kinks to work out but hopefully we are all set. On this episode we review End of Watch. Also we discuss the upcoming film Europa Report.
Episode 10
We get back to the real business of reviewing movies and discussing movie news. On this episode we discuss Fast 6. Also we move to a weekly format.
Episode Deep Space 9
Ok so we have an extra super special episode today. We finally get to talk about Star Trek Into Darkness. So what we decided to do was dedicate an entire show to Star Trek. We discuss every single iteration and how it has touched our lives. Also we hear about some future developments. Special Guest […]
Episode 8
On this episode we talk about the amazing Laika animated feature Paranorman. We also talk about the new Marvel movie Iron Man 3. There is a moment in the Iron Man 3 section that we start discussing spoilers so turn it off before we start if you are squeamish or are prone to bouts of […]
Episode 7
On this episode we discuss the new Tom Cruise sci-fi film Oblivion. Also we talk about the greatest silliest new movie ever made JOHN DIES AT THE END!!! Also Parker begins to position himself to replace Matt. In the game of podcast co-hosts you win or YOU DIE!
Episode 6
On this episode we discuss the Evil Dead remake in theaters. Also we take a trip down memory lane as we talk about the 3D rerelease of Jurassic Park. We also discuss the new Netflix titles, Meeting Evil and The Adventures of Tintin. ALSO STAR WARS NEWS FINALLY!!!! Enough of this Star Trek craaaaaaap.
Episode 5
On this episode we discuss the current movie G.I. Joe: Retaliation. We also discuss the Netflix Instant titles Sleep Walk With Me and the incredibly bad Red Lights. We also discuss movie news and spend an inordinate amount of time talking about Black Hole, the first Disney PG-rated feature.
Episode 4
I review Oz the Great and Powerful. Matt talks about The Imposter. We also discuss the amazingly bad Universal Soldier Day of Reckoning. I give up finding a way to crowbar in some Star Trek news.
Episode 3
We review Jack and the Giant Slayer and Safety Not Guaranteed. We also discuss some movie news. I find a way to crowbar in some Star Trek news.
Episode 2
In this episode of Enter the Critic, we discuss A Good Day to Die Hard, Compliance and Side Effects. We also get into the current news. **SPOLER ALERT** There are some spoilers for Side Effects but there is a pause before the spoilers start, so you can stop listening.
Episode 1
In this episode of Enter the Critic, we discuss Warm Bodies, Bullet to the Head and Haywire. We also get into the current news.