This Is Branchburg

This Is Branchburg

Abso Lutely Productions

From the last remaining milkman who wanders around town recalling his heyday, to a middle school principal who guts the school’s budget to fund his nine-bus motorcade, to a local business owner who will tie your tie for you, the small town of Branchburg, New Jersey has many stories to tell — whether you’d like to hear them or not. Written and performed by Brendan O’Hare and Cory Snearowski. Sound by Alex Gilson. Produced by Tim Heidecker and Dave Kneebone. This Is Branchburg is a production of Adult Swim and Abso Lutely Productions. Follow us on Twitter @BranchburgPod.

Episode 20: Would Anyone Like To Be My Wife?

Episode 20: Would Anyone Like To Be My Wife?

The Branchburg Volunteer Fire Department has an announcement. It’s time for communion. And a man had a pretty amicable relationship with his old mailman.Written and performed by Brendan O’Hare and Cory Snearowski. Sound by Alex Gilson.Produced by Tim Heidecker and Dave Kneebone. This Is Branchburg is a production of Adult Swim and Abso Lutely Productions.“Would Anyone Like To Be My Wife?” composed by Gabriel Gundacker.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about

Dec 10, 2020 • 22:27

Episode 19: The Blizzard Episode (feat. Tim Heidecker)

Episode 19: The Blizzard Episode (feat. Tim Heidecker)

A blizzard is headed for Branchburg.Written and performed by Brendan O’Hare and Cory Snearowski. Sound by Alex Gilson. Produced by Tim Heidecker and Dave Kneebone. This Is Branchburg is a production of Adult Swim and Abso Lutely Productions.Featuring Tim HeideckerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 3, 2020 • 24:38

Episode 18: There’s a Kid Under My Deck (feat. Ezra Koenig)

Episode 18: There’s a Kid Under My Deck (feat. Ezra Koenig)

There have been a few break-ins in Branchburg recently. A local pizza shop is shut down by the Health Department. And a father has a big surprise for his daughter’s Sweet 16.Written and performed by Brendan O’Hare and Cory Snearowski. Sound by Alex Gilson. Produced by Tim Heidecker and Dave Kneebone. This Is Branchburg is a production of Adult Swim and Abso Lutely Productions.Featuring Ezra Koenig and Mrs. GilsonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your

Nov 19, 2020 • 19:36

Episode 17: The Battle of Branchburg (feat. Ellie Kemper)

Episode 17: The Battle of Branchburg (feat. Ellie Kemper)

The results for eighth grade class President are in. Branchburg Auto Body has a day to remember. And the Battle of Branchburg is reenacted.Written and performed by Brendan O’Hare and Cory Snearowski. Sound by Alex Gilson. Produced by Tim Heidecker and Dave Kneebone. This Is Branchburg is a production of Adult Swim and Abso Lutely Productions.Featuring Ellie KemperSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 12, 2020 • 18:55

Episode 16: Dirt (feat. Jo Firestone and Aidy Bryant)

Episode 16: Dirt (feat. Jo Firestone and Aidy Bryant)

It’s Branchburg’s 245th birthday! Frank Maple Honda has something no other car dealership has. A man destroys his lawn. And a coach scrambles to find a new sponsor for his son’s little league team.Written and performed by Brendan O’Hare and Cory Snearowski. Sound by Alex Gilson. Produced by Tim Heidecker and Dave Kneebone. This Is Branchburg is a production of Adult Swim and Abso Lutely Productions.Featuring Jo Firestone and Aidy BryantSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information

Nov 5, 2020 • 20:10

Episode 15: The Branchburg Goblin (feat. Gary Richardson)

Episode 15: The Branchburg Goblin (feat. Gary Richardson)

It’s time to learn the story of the Branchburg Goblin. A man has a very specific birthday wish. And you have an incident with a school bus.Written and performed by Brendan O’Hare and Cory Snearowski. Sound by Alex Gilson. Produced by Tim Heidecker and Dave Kneebone. This Is Branchburg is a production of Adult Swim and Abso Lutely Productions.Featuring Gary RichardsonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 29, 2020 • 17:37

Episode 14: Take a Trucker Home for Dinner (feat. Conner O’Malley and Sandy Honig)

Episode 14: Take a Trucker Home for Dinner (feat. Conner O’Malley and Sandy Honig)

Branchburg ShopRite teams up with a charity to promote a noble cause. A cruise ship is stuck in the Branchburg River. And the U.S. Army has a very important job for someone.Written and performed by Brendan O’Hare and Cory Snearowski. Sound by Alex Gilson. Produced by Tim Heidecker and Dave Kneebone. This Is Branchburg is a production of Adult Swim and Abso Lutely Productions.Featuring Conner O’Malley and Sandy HonigMarbles by Daniel SimionSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat

Oct 22, 2020 • 18:44

Episode 13: The Tomb of the Unknown Bus Driver (feat. Sandy Honig)

Episode 13: The Tomb of the Unknown Bus Driver (feat. Sandy Honig)

The principal of Branchburg Middle School sends a letter home to parents. Someone remembers where they were on September 11th, 2001. And your neighbor’s son practices his new trumpet.Written and performed by Brendan O’Hare and Cory Snearowski. Sound by Alex Gilson. Produced by Tim Heidecker and Dave Kneebone. This Is Branchburg is a production of Adult Swim and Abso Lutely Productions.Featuring Sandy HonigSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choi

Oct 15, 2020 • 22:30

Episode 12: Stop the Hole! (feat. Nicholas Braun)

Episode 12: Stop the Hole! (feat. Nicholas Braun)

The teenagers like to play a new game. Branchburg has a space program. And two children skip school.Written and performed by Brendan O’Hare and Cory Snearowski. Sound by Alex Gilson. Produced by Tim Heidecker and Dave Kneebone. This Is Branchburg is a production of Adult Swim and Abso Lutely Productions.Featuring Nicholas BraunSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 8, 2020 • 20:58

Episode 11: Welcome Back to Branchburg (feat. Tim Robinson)

Episode 11: Welcome Back to Branchburg (feat. Tim Robinson)

The owner of Branchburg Butcher Shop takes a risk. A mysterious statue is found in the woods. And a man would do things differently if he were head coach of the Branchburg High School football team.Written and performed by Brendan O’Hare and Cory Snearowski. Sound by Alex Gilson. Produced by Tim Heidecker and Dave Kneebone. This Is Branchburg is a production of Adult Swim and Abso Lutely Productions.Featuring Tim RobinsonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more ab

Oct 1, 2020 • 20:11

Season Two Teaser

Season Two Teaser

Season two of THIS IS BRANCHBURG begins October 1st. New episodes will go up every Thursday for the next 10 weeks. Written and performed by Brendan O’Hare and Cory Snearowski. Sound by Alex Gilson. Produced by Tim Heidecker and Dave Kneebone. This Is Branchburg is a production of Adult Swim and Abso Lutely Productions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 24, 2020 • 2:22

Episode 10: I Got A Haircut!

Episode 10: I Got A Haircut!

A man has difficulty interacting with others. It’s the first day of deer hunting season. And the power went out last night. Written and performed by Brendan O’Hare and Cory Snearowski. Sound by Alex Gilson. Produced by Tim Heidecker and Dave Kneebone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 10, 2019 • 18:44

Episode 9: Can Anyone Give Me A Ride Home?

Episode 9: Can Anyone Give Me A Ride Home?

It’s Career Day. A boy gets a summer job working for his dad. A customer needs a ride home. And a marriage is on the brink. Written and performed by Brendan O’Hare and Cory Snearowski. Sound by Alex Gilson. Produced by Tim Heidecker and Dave Kneebone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 3, 2019 • 20:49

Episode 8: Branchburg Celebrates The 50th Anniversary Of The Moon Landing

Episode 8: Branchburg Celebrates The 50th Anniversary Of The Moon Landing

Branchburg remembers its role in the Space Race. Someone wants to cancel their YMCA membership. And an attic is full of bees. Written and performed by Brendan O’Hare and Cory Snearowski. Sound by Alex Gilson. Produced by Tim Heidecker and Dave Kneebone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 26, 2019 • 20:24

Episode 7: It’s Ladies Night

Episode 7: It’s Ladies Night

It’s Ladies Night in Branchburg. A soldier’s memorial is stumbled upon. A horse farm owner has an idea. And a child has gone missing. Written and performed by Brendan O’Hare and Cory Snearowski. Sound by Alex Gilson. Produced by Tim Heidecker and Dave Kneebone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 19, 2019 • 16:56

Episode 6: Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight

Episode 6: Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight

The Stonemill Tavern has a night to remember. George Louis Hayes has died. And a man wastes an entire day at the deli. Written and performed by Brendan O’Hare and Cory Snearowski. Sound by Alex Gilson. Produced by Tim Heidecker and Dave Kneebone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 12, 2019 • 17:59

Episode 5: The ShopRite Episode

Episode 5: The ShopRite Episode

It’s a big day for ShopRite Supermarket. The assistant manager has an announcement to make. A farmer arrives to look at their grapes. And a wonderful young man wants to purchase bread. Written and performed by Brendan O’Hare and Cory Snearowski. Sound by Alex Gilson. Produced by Tim Heidecker and Dave Kneebone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 5, 2019 • 20:00

Episode 4: Everybody Wants To See My Teeth

Episode 4: Everybody Wants To See My Teeth

A small business owner helps men get dressed for work. The fire department does their annual demonstration before prom. And a child knocks on your front door. Written and performed by Brendan O’Hare and Cory Snearowski. Sound by Alex Gilson. Produced by Tim Heidecker and Dave Kneebone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 29, 2019 • 16:24

Episode 3: The Principal’s Motorcade

Episode 3: The Principal’s Motorcade

A middle school principal has his own motorcade. The Olympic Torch is coming through Branchburg. And a father delivers tough news to his children. Written and performed by Brendan O’Hare and Cory Snearowski. Sound by Alex Gilson. Produced by Tim Heidecker and Dave Kneebone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 22, 2019 • 19:19

Episode 2: Mints

Episode 2: Mints

It’s the Mayor’s Birthday. A man puts mints around his property before the first snowfall. And the high school acquires a horse. Written and performed by Brendan O’Hare and Cory Snearowski. Sound by Alex Gilson. Produced by Tim Heidecker and Dave Kneebone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 15, 2019 • 16:27

Episode 1: Welcome To Branchburg

Episode 1: Welcome To Branchburg

The last milkman in Branchburg has only one delivery today. A cop someone knew from high school pulls them over. And a man doesn’t want to waste his car horn honks. Written and performed by Brendan O’Hare and Cory Snearowski. Sound by Alex Gilson. Produced by Tim Heidecker and Dave Kneebone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 8, 2019 • 16:03

Teaser

Teaser

On May 8th, a new scripted podcast from Brendan O'Hare, Cory Snearowski, and Abso Lutely Productions will premiere. It is called THIS IS BRANCHBURG. It will be a mix of sketches, monologues, and character studies about people who live in a town called Branchburg. New episodes will go up every Wednesday for the next 10 weeks.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 4, 2019 • 1:59

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