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The Commercial Break is a podcast. It is summarized by an A.I. chat bot like this: ""TCB is an improv-comedy, interview, and variety podcast hosted by longtime best friends Bryan Green and Krissy Hoadley. Often described as the "Cheesecake Factory of comedy podcasts," it’s a show that proudly embraces its chaotic, unpolished charm—self-aware that it’s "just FINE" and not for everyone. Airing Tuesday through Friday, the duo dives into their quirky friendship, blending twisted humor with discussions on pop culture, internet oddities, relationship drama, and dark comedy. They also have celebrity guests each Tuesday, play games and of...
Just A Boy and His Stories...
Episode#701: Bryan tells a story about telling stories to potential lover while visiting a cabin in North Georgia. The party gets a little naked, but Bryan can't get out of his own way and Unfortunately he puts himself in the friend zone by talking all night! But that won't stop him from telling more stories about his storytelling.Watch episode #701 on YoutubeText us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFOLLOW US:
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The 700 Club!
Episode #700: It's a rare accomplishment that podcast makes it to 100 eps, let alone 500. But 700 episodes of TCB? Who would have imagined the most mediocre podcast in all the land would make it this far. TCB joins a very exclusive club of podcasters who are too delusional to let it go. Bryan & Krissy are living proof you can make by "falling upward"!
We did it! 700 episodes!!
TCB... Always looking for the next high!
Coca leaves
A breakup in Machu Picchu
The evolution of TCB
IYKYK -Love, Astrid
Now The Good Neighbors Know!
Episode #699:Its time to pack the kids and start the car, Bryan's neighbor have uncovered his podcast secret! Maybe they can just head to the Gulf Of America for a little sun & fun while the world crashed around them!
The Gulf of America… Thanks Google Maps!
Severance: The greatest tv show!
We all need a form of escapism
The meat trading business
The Armie HammerTime podcast
Separating the art from the artist: Woody Allen
Canceled artists getting a second chance: Louis C.K.
Harvey Weinstein & Ro
TCB, Your Undercover Lovers!
Episode #698:
Tom Brady’s Rolex watch
Podcast revenue models
Paid podcast guests… (not us, obviously… Who would pay to be on TCB?!)
The Commercial BreakS podcast
All The Rom Coms We’ve Loved Before - Christina’s Podcast
Rachel McGrath is our new Voice Over
ChatGPT answers questions about TCB
Is TCB better than Smartless???
Storytime: The Bill Murray & The Blood Brothers concert
Kid Rock's doppleganger
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Gift Of Love Made By (a Hairy) Hand!
Episode #697: It's Valentines day! Bryan tells the story of a hand made photo book from a former lover. Literally made by someone else's hand! Bryan and Krissy recall some of the best & worst Valentine's Day gifts, dates, make-ups and break ups. Plus Sarah writes in to tell TCB about her lovers cruise gone wrong! Watch episode #697 on YoutubeText us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFOLLOW US:
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Starlink & Superbowl Stink!
Bryan & Krissy review all the sports action! Noted sporting enthusiast Bryan discusses the Superbowl flop by the Chiefs, the Starlink space junk and all the commercials boring us in between celebrity sightings!Watch episode #696 on YoutubeText us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFOLLOW US:
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Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
Executive Producer: Bryan Gree
Wedding and A Wetting!
Episode #695: Bryan recalls he forgot to tell the Spanish wedding story Part 2! So here we go...again! It's wet wedding in a gorgeous setting.
Bryan avoids a plumbing catastrophe
Blue takes doggy prozac (and she is still crazy!!)
It’s fake spring in Atlanta
TCB live shows update
Bryan’s storytime: a family wedding in Sevilla, Spain
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TCB Infomercial w. Ari Shaffir
Episode #694:
An uneventful Super Bowl
Comedian & podcaster Ari Shaffir is our guest today!
Bill Murray & his Blood Brothers concert
A yahoo email address… in 2025!!!
Ari Shaffir: The Farewell Tour
Kanye is a master troll… Just like Ari
Beginnings of the podcast industry
Comedy & international traveling
Ari likes a challenge
Berlin is cool and wild!
“You Be Trippin” favorite guest
Controversial podcast guests
The starfish metaphor
Special Guest: Ari ShaffirTickets to Ari's new show: The Farewel
There's Bass Ass In The Chattahoochee Coochee!
Episode #693:
The Great American Ramblin’ Raft Race
Stories about the Chattahoochee River
Waterways fool of feces
It Ends With Us drama… Bryan gets it wrong again!
The Oscars
Emilia Perez… more Hollywood controversy
Wicked was the best movie of the year!
Trump is trolling us.
Guy Fieri’s Ultimate Cruise Takeover
The Margaritaville Cruise
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Fare Thee Well TCB!
Episode #692:
Least expensive Superbowl of the decade: Chiefs vs. Eagles 2025
New Orleans hosting Superbowl 2025
Our cheap furniture from Wayfair
New Orleans tourism
Catching up with Marcus Jordan’s life
Bravo’s Real Housewives of Miami drama
Labrughini vs. Lamborghini (again!!)
Atlanta: the kingdom of the non existing jobs
The secrets of the RHW of Atlanta
Bryan is the Simon Cowell of dads in family dance parties
Most famous misheard lyrics
The Eagles at The Sphere
Ozzy Osbourne's last show!
Wa
5738 Minutes Of Bryan's Life!
Fun Fact: 5738 is the average amount of times a person will have sex in a lifetime. That's 5738 minutes of Bryan's life! Ye has TCB talking about him and Bianca...again! But this time Bryan and Krissy are talking about her big V-cake instead of their visit to the big Cheesecake. Speaking of the big V, Bonnie Blue has taken down the World Record for having the most pleasure partners in a day. It's got Bryan asking: How much sex does one have in a lifetime? It's a Cha-Cha related good time on this
TCB Infomercial w. Andrew Callaghan
Andrew Callaghan is a true gonzo journalist. Putting himself in the middle of the stories he covers, Andrew has become a leading independent documentarian in the age of "emerging media". With a sly sense of humor and self awareness Channel 5 news (The Youtube Channel he created) is shining a light on the hidden corners of American culture. Bryan & Krissy talk to Andrew about his self funded, directed and produced film "Dear Kelly".Andrew Callaghan: Channel 5 News YouTube: Here Dear Kelly The Mov
TCB...A Show About Friendship!
Bryan & Krissy are still hiding their profession from friends, family and strangers. But Bryan's favorite watering hole might be on to him! It's time for TCB to make a boring life-coach "decoy" episode they can share with people they meet!
RFK Jr making good TV
Harvey Weinstein is a whiner T
he ATL movie scene is not doing well
Bryan meets celebs all the time!
TCB is an embarrassment to all involved
Starbucks employees are onto Bryan and his profession
TCB will be putting out a fake episode
John
An Oracle's Oracle!
Bryan is the Oracle's Oracle!! But he refuses to use his power to enrich himself. But fear not, Bryan is right on top of the Ice Penis trend and Baylen Out Loud. He traded financial comforts for TCB embarrassments.
The AI bubble
Super Bowl commercial's for TCB
Times Square billboards,
The kids see paparazzi
Blue is back
Ice penis
Bryan turns a corner on a Logan Bro
Outdoor Brothers
Baylen out Loud has got Bryan watching
90 Day Fiancé has jumped the shark!
Little Ed won't come on TCB
8 hours "
Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Episode #687: Nat Pat wants you to flourish, just like her! Nat Pat calls in cash, cars, fake tans, nice clothes and plenty of people to pay for her BS. Nat Pat is a gem of a life coach! Oh, but you will have to get rid of your poor friends. Like, CASH poor friends.
The MLM model gets Bryan and Krissy excited
Then they forget it may require work and scamming
Your soul is the new MLM product to be sold!
Nat Pat lets you in on her very secret secrets
5D Energetic Business Coaching!
Light codes 1 w
TCB Infomercial: Des Bishop
Episode #686: He’s our second second and the second Bishop: it’s Des Bishop, gracing us with his presence again. Des, Bryan, and Krissy get intro The Bishop Exchange, corned beef, and American & Irish politics.
Des Bishop is back!
Buffalo
Des has one million podcasts
The Bishop Exchange
John, Russell, and Des: the same vintage
Cross cultural elements
The Feast Of The Seven Fishes
Corned beef/boiled ham and cabbage
Bryan’s Irish snowstorm
Des’s take on Elon Musk
West Hampton
Susan Lucci
Severance
She's A Bon Vivant!
Episode #685: A bon vivant to you, and a bon vivant to you! Lifestyles of the Bon Vivants are so on fleek after diatribes on the perils of the present day.
The weather, by Bryan
The following scandal
Bryan’s “on fleek” algorithm
Bryan pops his lid for a minute
Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
Good for Robin!
Debbie loves service
Blimey Limey?
Beaver Dam Farms
Wheel of Fortune
Merv the jolly Perv
Everybody SING!
Billionaire grandpa
Bon Vivant!
We will not be right back.
Trump called out by Merv
Get Astrid A New Mumu!
Episode #684: Due to more Atlanta snow, Astrid is stepping in to save us from ourselves
CEO Astrid is with us today!
USA vs Venezuela
Bryan needs to let Astrid speak over him like a true Venezuelan
The Everest
Stone Mountain
Bryan didn’t get any snow, but Krissy & Christina did!
The TikTok ban
The tiktok influencer secrets
Get Astrid a new mumu
Bryan’s Jojo siwa obsession
The alt-coins
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A Meaty P-Trap
Episode #683: Bryan & Krissy get into deep discussion about Bryan’s crawlspace (not a euphemism), which triggers Christina’s leak-related trauma. But, at least there are crispy peps to keep us happy!
Things are going array today!
Fishtank Live
Galaxy Gas
The hippie crack mafia
Freon theft
Bryan’s crawlspace
Nico The Ghost Dog RIP
Brave Bryan & a water leak
A Meaty P Trap
Bryan almost ruins everything
Envoy to Hollywood?
Chuck E. Cheese
Don’t be cheap at the cheese
IYKYK on the crispy peps
The Mu
TCB Infomercial: Russell Howard
Episode #682: Squeegee your third eye and listen to the UK's 2013 pity fuck!
Jeff doesn’t laugh!
Frankie B
A food porn channel?
Our rickety studio
Robbie Williams
Culture that doesn’t crossover
The LA fires
Flux in America
Covid for Russell
Squeegeeing your third eye
The line between roasting and rude
UK’s weirdest crush of 2013
Naked Attraction
Special Guest: Russell HowardSpecial: Live At The London PalladiumRussell’s TourRussell’s Podcast: Five Brilliant ThingsRussell’s YouTube channel To le
Gustavo: A Venezuelan Love Story
Episode #681: Gustavo finally joins Bryan in the TCB studio. You know what that means: we’re talking all things Venezuelan culture.
Gustavo!
Multi-life soul tie love stories
Blue the trailer park yorkie is Bryan’s karma
Gustavo’s engagement
How Venezuelan is Bryan?
Bryan’s Spanish lessons
Rafael & Bryan…A love story
The Venezuelan family unit
What you need to know if you’re dating a Venezuelan
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Trippin' With TCB
Episode #680: We've got a brand new, never before seen marketing strategy: Trippin' With TCB, featuring The Great Wolf Lodge!
Airbnb help
TaTonka
Flops
Super/Man & Christopher Reeve
Fire of Love
Tripping With Tarte
Krissy’s marketing strategy
Honey drama
Bryan gets on and off his high horse!
Our TV broke
The Atlanta snowstorm
Is it weird to say ob/gyn?
The LA fires
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Putt Putt Rawr
Episode #679: Bryan’s story of The Great Wolf Lodge continues.
Best to you, Rafael’s cousin!
Hillbilly Horror Stories
Bryan checks our phone
Bobbi Althoff
The Great Tuah Coin Disaster of 2024
The Great Wolf Lodge
Newfangled lifeguard techniques
Terrible adults
An elevator pizza
Bryan the germaphobe
The Climbing wall
Bryan Big Balls
Bryan & Krissy’s ziplining experience
Suspicious wolfie tacos
Thievery!
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The Rawr Package!
Episode #678: There are only two types of bars to be seen at: the golf course bar and the Great Wolf Lodge pool bar.
Golf & TGL
The golf course bar
Robbie Williams & Better Man
Bryan’s officially an Old Man
Mufasa and the CGI animals
Bryan’s family adventure at the Great Wolf Lodge
Poop stage fright
Bryan gets riled
Wolfy the swim swim wolf
Great Wolf Lodge, the cruise ship
The Rawr Package!
Yard drinks in the hot tub
Do we need a cabana?
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TCB Infomercial: Roy Wood Jr.
Episode #677: Bryan & Krissy get in deep with Roy Wood Jr.
The LA fires
Airbnb help
The Daily Show
Roy’s perspective
Bourdain & Dave Attell
Not making jokes at the expense of people who are suffering!
Seating politics
The National Anthem needs more BPM
Social media woes
Leaving The Daily Show
When shit looks weird, you GO!
Radio DRAMA
Special Guest: Roy Wood Jr.Special: Lonely Flowers on Hulu January 17thCNN’s Have I Got News For You on MaxRoy’s TourText us or le
JamLand Productions
Episode #676: Are we snowed under in Atlanta?! Only time will tell, but at least we have the music of JAMLAND to keep us entertained in this difficult time.
Weather-mania
Ice/snow incidents in Atlanta
Somehow Bryan was always doing blow
A second date in Snowpocalypse
Facebook & the robber barons
The TikTok ban
Bryan goes on a rant about Mark Zuckerberg
7-9 inches of snow…
EDM & The Sphere
“Phish sources”
Bryan was an EDM promoter?
JAMLAND PRODUCTIONS
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Hit 'Em With The Helicopter
Episode #675: No matter how many times we watch Naked Attraction, it's shocking every time. Bryan & Krissy (and poor Christina) get into some "Naked Dating."
Keanu Reeves & his age appropriate girlfriend
Will Smith & The Matrix?
Matt Damon’s maybe paycheck
Chickenfry Drama Drop!
Naked Attraction
A children’s educator
“Clunge”
WE NEED A BREAK!
These are some ugly penises
Good solid balls
Hit 'em with the helicopter
Baby Reindeer tattoo
Turn your cream towards us
A pterodactyl party trick
We lov
Show Us Your Globes!
Episode #674: Welcome to Season 6!!!!!! We're back and Bryan is a famous Venezuelan who will show his body for the right cause.
Bryan is the most famous Venezuelan in this household
The old democracy drop
Bryan the Hulkomaniac
Netflix finally fixed their shit
Hulk Hogan’s beer?
Bryan got Poppy’s last name wrong
WWE Monday Night RAW
Streaming and appointment viewing
Say Nothing on Hulu
The Troubles
Naked Attraction
The Golden Globes
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TCB Infomercial w. Felipe Esparza
Bryan & Christina sat down with comedian Felipe Esparza before the holidays to chat all things food, fun and Atlanta Jazz Clubs!Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us:
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Executive Producer: Bryan GreenHosts: Bryan Green & Krissy HoadleyProducer: Astrid B. GreenProducer & Audio Editor: Christina ArcherChristina’s Podcast:
TCB Classic: The Curious Case Of E.D.
TCB Classic is back! It was only right to start the year off how we ended it...with Frankie B! This episode is one of the first few times Bryan & Krissy reviewed Frankie's videos, and I'm sure you'll all be at attention while listening.Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us:
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TCB Classic: WTF Chuck!
It's another TCB Classic kind of day (we are still recovering), and we are going all the way back to TCB of 2021 to bring you our very first Love Connection episode. Along with Love Connection and the start of "WTF Chuck," Bryan & Krissy also talk about Pop Tarts and dating in the 1940s.Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us:
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You'll Always Have Chipper!
Episode #670: 2025, it's so on fleek!
It’s New Year's Day!
Krissy is sooooo hungover
Brianna & Grace
Everything’s Coldplay’s fault!
Hawk Tuah Girl has disappeared
Our smoke machine is working overtime again..
Football (barf -Christina)
Krissy’s connection to “Penn”
“Labroghini”
It’s always Conyers!
Chipper Jones x Bryan Green BEEF
Eskimo Brothers
Bryan & Krissy’s Central City Tavern days
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2024: Not On Fleek
Episode #669: It’s New Year's Eve! Our New Year's clock strikes "midnight" at 48 minutes and 42 seconds, which means if you start playing this episode (after the ads) at 11:11 and 18 seconds, our clock will strike midnight AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!
Who are you watching?
Grandma Green
Venezuelan New Years
Red underwear, 24 grapes, and a dollar bill soaked in champagne
Widespread Panic new years concerts
Uvula
Our loves from 2024
“On fleek”
Our hates from 2024
Our regrets from 2024
Our desires for 202
TCB Classic: Puddle Of Dud!
The TCB Team must lick their wounds after a marathon Holiday recording session! So today we introduce a brand new episode type to the catalogue.... A TCB Classic! From episode #203 Puddle Of Dud! Bryan reviews three segments focusing on singing.
Bryan sings the holiday classic "Sunny Side Up" from 33 Willy
Bryan sings the VERY holiday friendly "Slow Head" from 33 Willy
Bryan ends his career as a singer
Vince Neil gets back to in-action on stage with Motley Crue
Wes Scantlin decides only HE can c
Bryan and Krissy take a break from Holidays and speak with actress Poppy Liu!
Actress Poppy Liu drops in to speak with Krissy & Bryan.Links to Poppy's website, Insta and new Netflix Movie!
http://www.poppyliu.com/about
https://www.instagram.com/poppyrepublic/?hl=en
https://www.netflix.com/title/81557196?source=35
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12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas
Merry Christmas to the podcast universe! We love you!Donate to St. Jude, The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund, the ASPCA, the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence, and Disabled Americans Veterans.
Merry Christmas!
Rotten Tomatoes’ best Christmas Movies
12 Days Of TCB: A Gift For You...
Episode #665: This Christmas Eve, we wanted to bring you the very best of TCB, and that means we are talking about Frankie B! We’re pulling from the archives and giving you a two-parter of Frankie B’s Dating Traps. Merry Christmas!Donate to St. Jude, The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund, ASPCA and
It’s Christmas Eve!
Christmas Eve/Chr
12 Days Of TCB: Spirits, Enter Me!
Episode #664: Donate to St. Jude, The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund, the ASPCA and the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence
The Bluey Movie
Pokémon & Pastors
Righteous Gemstones
The spiral famously stands for male fertility
Duck bill drama
Hook 'em S
12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers
Episode #663: It was all fun and games until country western came around...Then my arm was bruised and I couldn't read poems to my date.Donate to St. Jude, The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund, the ASPCA and the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence
Temp check!
Cruising
The well l
12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Episode #662:Donate to St. Jude, The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund, the ASPCA and the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence
Megan and Harry
A polo docuseries
When your family doesn’t like your SO
Parental Control, from MTV
This is definitely not scripted
12 Days Of TCB: Not The Totem Pole!
Episode #661: We finally reminded Bryan enough that he remembered to get the follow-up video to our last Mountain Monsters episode! It’s a Christmas miracle!Donate to St. Jude, The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund, the ASPCA and the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence
Leather diapers
Our
12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read
Episode #660: I really can’t stay…but, Baby, we’re doing a cold reading with Theresa Caputo! Bryan & Krissy bring back a controversial fav, and she gets even more controversial.Donate to St. Jude, The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund, the ASPCA and the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence
12 Days o
12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)
Episode #659: We’re going through holiday favorites and least favorite…and also birds.Donate to the ASPCA
The 12 (13) days of TCB continues
The French Hen
A pervert wrote the 12 fays of Christmas song
Traditional Christmas songs
Bryan’s rendition of Last Christmas
The worst present you’ve ever received
A pasta pizza hut Christmas
We’re all just doing our best
The worst Christmas presents…according to whale.ca?
The dollar store
Rehab for Christmas
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12 Days Of TCB: Sexy Santa
Episode #658: On the day of TCB Christmas we bring to you…Santa erotica! And that's a sleigh, girl!Donate to St. Jude & The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund
Who can we get to talk about TCB?
Our old Dr. Phil ads
Influencer ads
Our old business guy we used to review???
Big Ed’s influencer career
Are we the old people in Dune?
Santa erotica
“Velvet canal”
The old JC Penny catalogue
The sperm bank guys
SemenX
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
Episode #657: On the fourth day of TCB my true love gave to me...Zan the PUA! You know Zan's message is really hitting home when even the people at this event don't understand what he is saying.Donate to St. Jude & The National Breast Cancer Coalition
One of the days of TCB?
Megan Fox & Machine Gun Kelly
Pam Anderson
Casting choices of the olden days
Hawk Tuah Girl & the Hawk Coin
PUAs! Zan!
Women famously love taking care of grown men
Zan the baby man
The Warrior’s Repose
The classic Aztec ten
12 Days Of TCB: You Ask, We Answer
Episode #656: It isn’t Christmas without some interpersonal foibles, so Bryan & Krissy dive into some old (but not forgotten) Ask TCBs.Donate to St. Jude & The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund
The 12 Days of TCB continues!
Elf!
Kylie Kelce
A TCB content correction
Wings of Pegasus & Taylor Swift
Dave Grohl
Steven Tyler
The Muppets
Ask TCB!
St. Jude’s Foundation & the National Breast Cancer Coalition
A hottie asks TCB
Social proof & facebook dating
A lost lesbian
A bartender’s party lifest
12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket
Episode #655: The 12 Days of TCB continues with some Christmas movies of yore and one of our all time favorite pieces of content…Mountain Monsters!Donate to St. Jude & The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund
12 Days of TCB (#2)
Top 20 Christmas movies of all time (according to Town & Country???)
Tim Allen’s cocaine prison trip
A Christmas Story
Christina’s concerning childhood songs
Mountain Monsters
Holiday monsters
Nothing good happens in Ashe County
The Cherokee Devil
It’s
12 Days Of TCB: Drama Drops & Yule Logs
Episode #654: The 12 Days of TCB begins, and we are starting this off the only way we know how: drama dropping some hot goss about our guests!Donate to St. Jude & The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund
Happy 12 Days of TCB!
Bryan isn't into The Bear
Billy Strings
The end of the Eras Tour
We are supporting St. Jude!
DRAMA DROP!
Our favorite and least favorite guests
Yule Logs & Tree Lightings
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No Creepies, Please!
Episode #653: We found out that our listeners love our NextDoor nonsense, so we’re bringing you more. But keep the creepies to yourself!
Jojo Siwa & attention
Bryan the social media expert
Bryan the story viewer!
Thanks, Dana!
Hair transplants
Spotify Wrapped
Our most popular episode
NextDoor nonsense!
Google Gemini threats
Robots!
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It's Raining Tip Money!
Episode #652: First, Bryan saves Peaches, and now we find out he tipped well one time. What a man! A Hero! Our savior!
Teen Mom
A 4 million dollar tip
Buy Bryan’s shower water!
Sophie Rain
Gambling
A basement roulette wheel
Letting podcasters into White House press briefings
Matt Gaetz doing cameos
Foot Finder
Big Ed
Saturday Night (2024)
Saturday Night Live
TCB Gone Wild
I'm a friend of the gays, what can I say!
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The Brainrot Has Penetrated
Episode #651: There are so many things to celebrate this season, but unfortunately we have brainrot, so we really aren't capable of much.
Congratulations Gustavo & Ale
Congratulations to Kevin
Bryan & Astrid’s engagement
Christina controls the mute button!
Why did the old lady cross the road?
Crazy cars in Atlanta
Brainrot
Chicken Shop Date
Motley Crue, what’s that?
The rot has penetrated
Ariana Grande & Wicked
Gladiator II and…sharks?
Bryan is on Broadway historian YouTube
TCP: We're Just Like You!
Episode #650: A new studio means exactly what you’d expect: chaos!
We got a new studio!!
Sneaker reselling
Temu
A back up ham leg!
Hunter Biden
Peeing in a bottle
If there’s no #2, there’s nothing to do!
Bryan peed *in* a couch?
Take a bite out of a swordfish
Surviving in the ocean
Carnival cruises
The Brady Feigls
Some studio oopsies
Would you want to meet your doppelgänger?
Bryan’s billion dollar idea
The Jasons
Showing it all
Ryan Murphy
Pantsless, now on Spotify video
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Ayahuasca Day Camp
Episode #649: We stay on our train of thought here at TCB, and that means talking about football, ayahuasca, and a naked doctor!
Bryan understands football and weather!
College athletes getting paid
Pat McAfee
Chess comeback
“Ayahuasca enthusiast”
An ayahuasca journey
The multiverse
A naked doctor
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Executive Produ
Pavlov's Bryan
Episode #648: It’s that time of year again, when Bryan complains…wait…that’s all year. Well, there’s some grievance airing and some EXPLOSIVE Yellowstone commentary.
The holiday season of tesla cybertrucks & neighborhood dads
Air your grievances like Bryan!
Roundabouts
Smokey & his “Gasms”
Bryan does math!
A TCB Retrospective…some of the darkest days of my life!
Bryan’s formative McDonald’s days
I (Christina) will literally never get Bryan & Krissy out of my head
Yellowstone
Big Corporate Baby Oil
Episode #647: Big Baby Oil simply must be in cahoots with Big Accutane and Big Tanning Beds, right?
Strange foods
A live baby octopus
Bryan went bold
Meat talk
The cartoon pizza man’s pizza
Jamie Foxx was poisoned by Diddy?
A terrible trailer!
Bryan issues his apologies
Chapped lips!
Bryan’s Accutane journey
The inner child!
Bad tanning habits!
Skin cancer
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TCB Infomercial: Fortune Feimster
Episode #646: Fortune Feimster (icon, legend) joins Bryan & Krissy to discuss her journey, current projects, and, of course, her name!
FUBAR
Fortune’s 100 city tour
Tell us about your terrible holiday!
How Fortune got started
Finding your voice
Storytelling
Going from acting to stand up to series to now!
Arnold Schwarzenegger
The name Fortune
The universe!
Creating meaning for others
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AI Dumpster Fire
Episode #645: From thirsty Zach Bryan to AI Jesus to reality tv money makers, Bryan & Krissy really do cover it all.
Brianna Chickenfry Drama Drop
Thirsty thirsty behavior
Trump/Musk rocket event
It takes a coke head to know a coke head…
AI Jesus
Fake IG models
I’m Dating A Mama’s Boy vs MILF Manor
A man living with his parents in his 30s
Bryan’s foibles
Married At First Sight
Cable stations gett
Wobblin' Gobblin' Wishbone
Episode #644: Happy turkey turkey gobble gobble wishbone thanksgiving day! Make listening to TCB your new Thanksgiving tradition
Happy Thanksgiving!
Traditions
The Gobble Wobble
Karaoke!
12 Days of TCB: the 13th-25th
I, too, am thankful for my cat’s judgmental stare
The Family Stone DIVISION!
Christmas movie rotation
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Whip It This Thanksgiving!
Episode #643: Bryan hypes everyone up for Thanksgiving by discussing My 600lb Life and huffing whipped cream!
My 600lb Life
Thanksgiving
Turkey and gravy
The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
Early Christmas decorating
Alex Jones
Colloidal silver
Whippets
Pickleball
The Mayor of Shitsville
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A Goth Girl Summer of Love
Episode #642: Producer Christina subs in and joins Bryan, and somehow they discover the true reason why Bryan loves the Fourth of July...but keep your teeth to yourself!
Producer Christina joins Bryan
Family fights!
Pimple Poppers!
YouTube Ambiance
Goth Girl vibes
Bryan’s deflowering
Vampire-werewolf smut
Don't! Bite! Bryan!
RIP Willy
Christina gets caught up on the Diddy story
Baby oil
The Royals
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Red Flag Rodeo!
Episode #641: Bryan & Krissy dive into the plethora of red flags that our listeners sent in. These are RED red.
Gladiator II
Chicken Fry drama
Red Flags!
Being different around friends/family
Producer Christina supports you, Story #2!!!!!
Bryan’s “d-d-d-d-duhhhh”
Polyamory red flags
They = nonbinary
A rainbow red flag!
Guru BG & Yogi Hoadley
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Dirty Drama Drop
Episode #640: Bryan & Krissy skydive their way into drama drops all over the place.
Matt Gaetz
Before the 90 Days
How many divorces is too many divorces?
DX4!
Miss Universe
Grammy nominations
Khruangbin
Being a Heel
Country music
Country DRAMA
Dirty Garth
Parasailing/hang gliding/sky diving
Bryan’s doom algorithm
Read your rider!
Bryan & Krissy are going indoor skydiving
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I'm Enlightened, Not You!
Episode #639: The foibles of Netflix, Bryan, and, of course, cults!
The Netflix Live Disaster
The Taylor-Serrano fight
Mike Tyson’s ass
Jake Paul and Conor McGregor?
12 Days of TCB
Breath of Fire: Guru Jagat
Bryan yells at some employees
Some great barbecue
AreBnB
Bryan watched football!
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TCB Infomercial: Ron Funches
Episode #638: Ron Funches joins Bryan & Krissy for a great chat all about his journey as a comedian and voice actor, parenting, and the ultimate dream job.
Ron Funches in the tree of trust
Robots are gaining headway
Bryan's super powerful flashlight
Ron on having a unique voice
Comedy or wrestling
Your kids are the main character
Portlandia
Home
Ron’s son & being a parent to an autistic child
Parental acceptance <3
Is It Cake?
Giving the truth
Are You Smarter Than A Celebrity
Introducing The Office Ladies!!
The Office co-stars and best friends, Jenna Fischer and Angela Kinsey, are doing the ultimate Office-lovers podcast for you. Each week Jenna and Angela will dive deeper into The Office giving you access to even more behind the scene details, interviews and lots of stories that only two best friends who were there, can tell you. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://po
Sexy Can I
Episode #637: Bryan and Krissy use Google! They might be a little disconnected to the general public's perception of sex appeal, but TCB is its own world, so it's fine!
Brianna Chickenfry and Zac Brown
Drama Drop!
A 12 million dollar NDA
Diddy
The Sexiest Man Alive
I’m not sure if Bryan knows what is appealing to women (lol)
Bryan’s Denzel story
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TCB Infomercial: Mike Pesca
Episode #636: Mike Pesca, longtime friend of the show and host of The Gist, joins Bryan & Krissy to discuss politics! Just kidding...kind of. Mike, Bryan & Krissy discuss Mike's new series of comedian interviews: Funny You Should Mention.
Mensa
The guardrails are OFF at TCB!
Ask TCB
Dump Him!!!!!!!
Mike Pesca and The Gist
The many lotions for bald heads
Why the democrats lost
Pollsters
Bryan’s mind gets blown
Deportation
Mike’s new interview series: Funny You Should Mention
Come
Knock Him Out...Please
Episode #635: We need Mike to do us a solid and knock that Paul brother out. Bryan needs this in his Calcified Comeback Era.
Mission Tompossible
Sc*entology
Ringo’s Rent-A-Car
Airport troubles
Send us your dating red flags!
Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson
The Paul brothers
Parents and splurging and getting old
Road trips
Conversion vans
Wills
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International Luuuv!
Episode #634: Bryan & Krissy are extremely TCB coded today, as they discuss 90 Day Fiance and Bryan & Astrid’s early days of love to suppress their burgeoning societal fears.
The election
Monday Morning Misogyny
The 4B movement
The flat earthers
90 Day Fiance
A condom and a catheter
He was not licking her boom boom down!
Bryan & Astrid’s meeting
What are your relationship red flags?
Would you watch our twitch?
Bryan’s kundalini yoga retreat
Guru Jagat
Reality and the twistin
Secrets, Secrets
Episode #633: Secrets, secrets, are no fun, unless they're shared with everyone (us)! Send us drama!
Post-election emotions
Mark Wahlberg’s restaurant caught fire
Mark’s journey
No one huffs and puffs like Vince
Frankie Valli
Bryan the lip sync reader
Yes I DO in fact LOVE a shitty Christmas rom com! -Christina
Crappy TV DRAMA!!!!
A very old ask TCB
Bryan gets honest
Intimacy! Sex! Everything!
Another AskTCB about SECRETS
Wife & Husband Rules
A broken penis!
Semen-less orgasms
Kunda
It's OK To Be Small...
Episode #632: In the bathhouse, we all fam! Except when one of you has what some might refer to as a “horse cock.” Then we are, in fact, not all fam.
South Park
Life Insurance
Flooding in Valencia
Donate Here
Space in Europe
Bryan can’t park, and it’s even worse in Spain
No remorse!
A destination wedding in Seville
A parking cave and a parking divot
Disney Junior
Show us the cave, Bryan!
Krissy’s Turkish bath and massage
Bryan’s Roman bathhouse
Bryan doesn’t like showing his thing
A+ o
The Bisexual Of The Workplace
Episode #631: Bryan reminisces on his Chili’s days, finally answers some Ask TCBs, and tosses his two cents into the Peanut The Squirrel discourse.
It’s the day after election day!
Chili’s
It’s on the rise?
TGIFridays
Skip downtown ATL, go to the airport
We are the Chili’s of podcasting!
A new listener Ask TCB
Jobs are like relationships
The bisexual of the workplace!
Hardheaded kids
Peanut the squirrel
Chimp Crazy
Siegfried and Roy
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We Know What Steven Did Last Summer
Episode #630: Our country may be in shambles, but Thank God we have Steven! The Youtube televangelist with 7 views.
It’s election day!
Disney Jr live
Lap seats
People who suck!
Televangelists (youtube version) on women
A preach from the back yard
A license to interweb
The Book According To Steven
KARL RETURNS!!!!!!!!
A ready made family?
Not the coup d’etat!
The people at church are gonna be talking!
Pepper the dog!
Ok so birth…makes women…weak….???????
**~church drama*~*~*~
We gotta fi
I Flirt With Everyone!
Episode #629: We’re reviewing more PUAs today, and just like Bryan, they seem to be absolutely led by their hormones!
It’s the holiday season!
The DDecanter
Wine dirt
Hyperthyroiditis
How To Be Sexual (Like A Man)
This woman was scammed
The creep factor is HIGH today
Both holes present ;)
Bacon wrapped balls
Link to vid here!
He cant fight this feeling anymore
Practice making people uncomfortable!
Flirt with everyone
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TCB Infomercial: Doug Bass
Episode #628:
Manually stimulating glands
Pinpoint pupils
Hulk Hogan
Kill Tony
Doug Bass (Basshole)
Doug on Kill Tony
Canceling Tony?
A weird time for comedians
The social media of it all
Basshole
Fantasy Comedy Scam Camp
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Love Is Bryand
Episode #627: Bryan has returned, minus a parathyroid, but he is here to bring some tried and true content: Love Is Blind.
Bryan & Krissy are back
Fentanyl
Halloween
Kids and candy
Being the creepy old people
Another active shooter in Atlanta
P Diddy
Shogun
Sound settings
Love Is Blind
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Best Of: Aw, Nuts!
Bryan is still recovering from his surgery, so Producer Christina is back with another Best Of, and there is no doubt in her mind that you are going to get a good giggle out of it today.Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us:
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You're Blocked!
Episode #625:It’s a video breakdown Friday, and Bryan & Krissy are breaking out a brand new (from 2013) psychic!
The old parathyroid
Cream and cereal judged by the cardiologist
Bryan vs the sticky pads
Bryan still loves his first girlfriend ;)
Bryan learns about pubic hair regrowth rates
Niagara Falls Public Access TV
Psychic Convention!
Oooooooh! Ahhhhhh!
Alcoholics: just give them a crystal!
You’re blocked!
Something round never ends
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Tales Of A Gringo
Episode #624: Bryan is feeling patriotic after voting, and he brings us some more tales from Spain, complete with poopy babies and scratched rental cars.
Presidential candidates on podcasts
Astrid voted for the first time!
Bryan voted for Kamala & is finally right about something!
When this episode is released, Bryan is having his throat slit!
A mid Delta crew
More airplane peepee drama
Astrid got got
Renting a car in Europe
Good at driving, bad at parking
The Spanish McDonald's play place
¡No m
To Spain For A Fart
Episode #623: Bryan & Krissy return (thank God, I was running out of ideas!) with stories, mischief, and mayhem from their time away.
Bryan & Krissy are back
The Greens get to the airport
Airport valet
To Spain for a fart!
Krissy’s Mempho recap
Airplane pee pee
Fuck them kids
Airplanes and physics & the quantum witch
Getting wet on a plane
Being disgusting on an airplane!
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TCB Infomercial: Natasha Leggero
Episode #621: Bryan & Krissy talk to Natasha Leggero about men's hobbies, kids' boundaries, and Are You Smarter Than A Celebrity?
Natasha Leggero
Are You Smarter Than A Celebrity?
Travis Kelce & Patrick Mahomes
Cheeto dust
Men's hobbies
Surf helmets
Safety first
Filming with the Jolly Green Giant
Having a teammate cry
Being an older parent
Screen time
Kids boundaries
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Best Of: Spooky Behavior
Producer Christina says her Best Of episode farewell to you all, ever so coolly, through the immortal wisdom of...Mountain Monsters.Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us:
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Best Of: Scammy Next Door Nonsense!
We've got another Best Of episode for you today, since Bryan & Krissy still won't return my calls...just kidding they have time off. So, Producer Christina breaks down the history of our obsession with Next Door, and dives into Bryan's stash of scam text messages.Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us:
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Best Of: Massage Memory Lane
Episode #619: Thought things were maybe back to normal? Think again! Producer Christina takes us down Massage Memory Lane, since we know Bryan is probably booking his next massage as we speak.Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us:
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Everybody Wants This
Episode #618:In another moment of marital bliss, Astrid joins Bryan in the studio while Krissy is recovering from Mempho.
Astrid joins Bryan!
Mempho
Tina got married
Nobody Wants This
(fact check) The OC was on for 4 seasons
Bryan is a Boomer ;)
Love Is Blind
White converse shoes
Surprising Facts with Astrid!
Peach or Peaches?
Filler and botox
Multicultural relationships
Dad Jokes
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TCB Infomercial: Reggie Watts
Episode #617: The iconic Reggie Watts did the unthinkable: he returned to The Commercial Break! This conversation is absolutely bonkers amazing and so quintessentially Reggie.
Reggie is BACK!
We love people who are smarter than us
New Brew
Reggie on the road
A festival for people who hate festivals
Reggie’s love life
Being poly
Relationship communication
Connections!
Reggie’s cool life
Partying
Shaman-ing
Some deep shit, with Reggie Watts
Again, we are not in Florida.
Special Guest: Reggie Watts
Best Of: Critter Crazy
While Bryan & Krissy take some time off, Producer Christina defends the possums and pet psychics of yore!Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us:
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Is This Landing?
Episode #615: Oh, Zan. He can’t make a point, but he certainly can make up some crazy stories.
Bands whose names we can't spell
Frankie Valli
Politics at The Villages
Touring
John Zan!
Killing time on stage
Is this landing with you guys?
There was no self help EVER until now!
A knife on my side and a rifle on my back at 13
Davy Crockshit
A wilderness movie theater
No books for ten years
The Alabaster Girl
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The Thrusting Nature of Man
Episode #614: Our Benevolent Patriarch King Zan makes his triumphant return to maybe, finally, make a point in his rambling speech that he is making up on the spot.
The Second Coming of Reggie Watts
Shogun
Our TCB Server
Nothing is Idiot Proof for us!
Looking at nudes
Getting photos developed
The godfather of the seduction community
Can he make a point? Can WE???
A failing business
The Greats
He wants his girl to PROVIDE and DO LAUNDRY
Bend the world over
The thrusting nature of ma
TCB Infomercial: Morgan Jay
Episode #613: That’s right, the autotune comedy guy is here with us! Can you believe it?! For real though, Morgan Jay joins Bryan & Krissy to discuss hitting that note, performance art, and staying horny.
Mrs. Robinson & The Lemonheads
Morgan Jay
Selling CDs
Autotune comedy
When they hit that note
Being old
A college open mic
Performance art
Podcast guests
This is gonna ruin the tour!
Ticket resellers
Stay horny, people
Suspicious as fuck
Combining new stuff and old stuff
Creating
Benevolent King Zan
Episode #612: Another day under our overlord, Benevolent King Zan, of the Alpha Male Kingdom. He sits in his rocking chair and waxes poetic!
VP Debate
TCB Minus
Mempho
Hurricane Helene
P. Diddy
Bryan’s green pool
PUA Zan!
10 Ways To Be An Alpha Male
The Manosphere
A bolo tie
Daddy, help us get some pussay!
What exists because of you?
Some misogynistic views by Zan
Rocking chairs
Reverend John Zan
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Good Gas Almighty
Episode #611: Bryan & Krissy cover some of My Strange Addiction...but what is yours? (Besides TCB of course...)
Tate McRae
Lana Del Ray & her alligator man
Chappell Roan & canceling shows
Megalopolis
My Strange Addiction
Tiger balm
Pine Sol
TLC doing that math for us
Self-awareness is key
Vapor rub in tea?
Tell us your strange addiction
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The Goosefather Part II
Episode #610: Bryan and Krissy take a stroll down sequels lane, and somehow end up in goose territory.
Prosthetic penises
The Menendez Brothers
Ryan Murphy
Gina Gershon
Dr. Odyssey
Sex Sent Me To The ER
The joker
Sequels better than the original?
Migration
Peaches!!!!
Canadian geese
Fly Away Home (1996) or Spread Your Wings (2019)
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TCB Infomercial: Kelsey Cook
Episode #609: Kelsey Cook joins Bryan & Krissy to talk about her come up in the industry, getting horny for airports, and foosball hustling.
Kelsey Cook
Vasectomies
Hot jizzin’ dude
Kelsey’s comedy journey
College cafeteria comedy
The Seattle scene
Suckling off the teat of power
Being a foosball hustler
Horny for an airport
Getting sober
Our good friend Kelsey Cook!
We are NOT going to be at Dania Beach
Special Guest: Kelsey Cook
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Introducing: Cement City
Two journalists stumble into a dying town with a Smog Museum and a mayor named Piglet… and not a whole lot else. They have one burning question: What’s it like to live here, in a town left for dead? They buy a house and stay – for three years. They get caught up in an election cycle and a web of scandals. It’s democracy in action on the smallest scale. It’s Our Town for our time. And it’s all real. Cement City is an Audacy original in partnership with Cement City Productions. To learn more abou
Bryan's Squirrel Saga
Episode #608: If you ever think Bryan is being too mean to Blue, just re-listen to this episode and feel your heart fill with squirrelly warmth.
Hurricane Helene
Bryan’s neck, back, pussy, and crack
Cream and grapenuts!
We actually did get the nicky jam exclusive
Deers!
Bryan’s squirrel saga
Practice safe squirrel rescue
He’s the SAVIOR!
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Tasty Teeners
Episode #607: a quest, a test(e), and an Ask TCPenis.
A woman with a quest
It’s good to have goals
Bryan as part of nympho-therapy
The Accidental Swingers
Tasty Testes
Ask TCB
The alleged G spot
Bryan read a book to the kids
Bitcoin Burgers
Taylor & Travis
The astronauts stuck in space
Wasps!
Do the broom thing
The frog-moth invasion
Bryan got scammed at Starbucks
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Poli-charged Potato Prince
Episode #606: Bryan explains why we aren't in Florida, and then gets deep into the RFK Jr (and potato) lore.
We are not in Florida 🙁
Bryan’s mysterious disease
A crazy health journey
RF Kenne-ty
Demure nudes
Cheryl Hines
RFK nonsense
A WILD feel good story
My Big Fat Fabulous Life
Bryan the potato heir
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Executive Prod
TCB Infomercial: Jay Pharoah
Episode #605: We’re talking to SNL alum Jay Pharoah, and finding out who Jared really is!
Justin Timberlake’s DUI
Jay’s Special: Jared
Mempho
Gettin’ chomped by a kangaroo
Death by turkey
Jay’s Australian accent
Getting flown out by Drake
Not cock blocking your parents
AI instagirls
Disconnecting
Recording at shows
A tender story!
Jared
The Quiz With Balls
Game Show hosting
Steve Harvey
SING
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TCB Live Florida Announcement
We have an IMPORTANT announcement about the Florida shows! Dania Improv and Funny Bone Orlando are being moved to a future date. Bryan explains more on this episode.
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Love Prevails!
Episode #604: Somehow we found ourselves peddling the message that love prevails, while also reviewing a video about a sex robot.
P. Diddy
Stockpiling drugs
The pagers…
Jen & Ben
Krissy’s parents’ three marriages
On your journey…
A stolen tennis ball
Sex Robots
It’ll help a “little”
Phillip & Holly’s AI Sex Robot
Philosophy by Sex Doll
Just because we can, doesn’t mean we should
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The 555 Rule
Episode #603: Blue’s got bowel problems, men are lonely, and Bryan’s going tanning. So, not much has changed here at The Commercial Break.
Bryan still goes to the tanning bed
The Donald Trump Tan Package
Anything is content: Blue’s Bowels
Daniel knows Bryan has his weaknesses
The Testosterone Shed
Blue’s ‘betes
Blue got personal
The 666 rule
Professor G?
The male loneliness epidemic
Meet people through friends!
Instagram’s parental controls
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Milky Pools & Jell-O Frogs
Episode #602: Bryan takes us down the rabbit hole that is his pool, and I mean that in the most literal sense.
Big day for news!
Pagers exploding
P. Diddy craziness
You could have had it all (shoutout to Adele)
Check the perimeter!
Bryan’s pool drama
Squirrels whittling their teeth
Bryan shocks his pool
A dead mole! And a frog!
A gay squirrel bath house
The pool company & Home Depot’s Halloween section
Juicy info
The rudest city in America
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That TCB Lifestyle
Episode #601: We switched it up last minute and are bringing you a regular TCB episode this fine Infomercial Tuesday! This episode is a true reflection of the TCB Lifestyle…drugs, EPMs, and a pretty pretty penis.
TCB the lifestyle pod
The Bear was snubbed
Zac Efron getting jacked
We’re going to bed early
Nat Geo/Drugs Inc
Buying shitty weed in Techwood
Cocktober
Krissy got contacts
The man that has 100 unwanted orgasms a day
A pretty pretty penis
Ben, Jen, & Dunkin
Blue might have di
The Magical Land of PUAmore!
Episode #600: We simply can’t help ourselves, so we are back with more Zack! That’s PUAmore!
Thousand Pound Sisters
A camel bite that led to an arrest
Oregon’s drug laws
Pussy Wrangler
PUAmore!
Insomnio
The feral FERA method
Statement roulette
Emotional support water
Panama City: The Magical Land of PUAs
Bryan’s get rich quick real estate course
Arousal!
The sexual experience
Karl returns!
Too hot not to approach
CLOSE EM!
Aw, Bryan thinks we are smart 🙂
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TCB Infomercial w. Scott Seiss
Episode #599: We’re bringing you a very special extra TCB Infomercial! Tune in to our conversation with Scott Seiss (Angry Retail Guy and General Angel).
Bryan don’t talk good
Scott Seiss
Cocaine Bear
Hot dog races
Service jobs
Tipping
The Customer Is Always Wrong
Shitting at disney world
Contractual laughing
Scott wastes our time!
x/twitter
Recording your own audio book
We’re all out here plugging
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Let's Get FERAL
Episode #598: Zack Bauer (not to be confused with Jack Bauer) is back, and he’s ready to teach you how to date! more! hotties! through the magic of being FERAL.
A 33P rivalry!
Date more hotties
Bryan’s too soft
Gotta get those ladies to bounce
Zack Bauer
He does NOT want to open her…
Rodney ;)
Robot PUAs
Skibidi
We MUST see the in field footage
Wanna bounce? Call Zack
You like jorts?
Bait them
How To Be FERAL
QUANTUM PHYSICS
Start a fight with a girl!
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TCB Infomercial: Nicky Jam
Episode #597: We don’t know how this happened, but this week we are talking to Nicky Jam!
Nicky Jam
The story of Bryan & Nicky Jam
INSOMNIO
Life’s too short to be an asshole
The crack era in Massachusetts (late 80s early 90s)
Getting discovered bagging groceries
Freestyling with the groceries
Nicky Jam don’t play
Mixtapes to reggaeton greatness
He’s the godfather
Nicky’s godfather impression
Daddy Yankee
Drugs, jail, and drama
Colombia
His journey to comeback
The fame
The new album
The Secret To Sexcess!
Episode #596: We’re taking a long and convoluted journey through politics, past alt coin, all the way to PUAs…Stick with us, it’s worth it.
When were your parents banging?
Trump trading cards
Gold sneakers
They sold out, but we have plenty!
Trump’s NFTs and Alt Coin
Bryan got scammed
A trading board member PUA?
The 21 Convention
Breakout sessions at the PUA convention
Boner Broth 3000
Send Krissy & Christina to a 21 Convention!
Nothing special, nothing wrong
Four Elements of Game
B
Huckin' Buckin' Forest Quantum Witch
Episode #595: It’s a rubbin’ tuggin’ Huckin’ Buckin’ good time today at TCB because we have a Mountain Monsters episode to review!!
The Rusty Nail
Another shocking story from Bryan’s past
Mountain Monsters!!!!!!
The Raven Mocker!
A rub n’ tug for Huck
Southern sayings
Keep your eyes open, dammit
Huck n’ Buck got punked
The Forest Quantum Witch :O
Ignore the fresh kill!
Ah, yes, the fire breathing raven mocker
Who goes there?!
The Breath Of A Thousand Asses
Jeff? Jeth?
Billy’s black eyes
Dinner & Dolby!
Episode #594: Bzzz! Bzzz! Bzzz! The 90s are calling and they want their terrible dating show back!
We are sweaty here in Georgia
Coffee!
Bryan wants to be a downer
Why is Bryan like this?
It’s show month, baby!
A dating show: Buzz (1996)
I hate nags!
The Smash Mouth
The Tush Push…
A guy unaccustomed to choosing between women
Everyone’s a former Disney worker
Tommy tang’s and a stereo system
Dinner and Dolby
Red flags!
Gettin' twanged at Tang’s
2 years of buzz
TCB, Meet me at Tang’s!
Tex
TCB Infomercial: Mayim Bialik
Episode #593: Bryan & Krissy are joined by Mayim Bialik (The Big Bang Theory) and they get into acting, child fame, podcasting, science, and Jeopardy.
Blossom, Beaches, and Big Bang Theory
What happened at Jeopardy?
A lil’ bitchin and complainin’
Mayim’s late start in acting
A show about a girl!
Bryan’s armchair expert moment
Being a famous child
A late science bloomer
Feldman & Haim
Human nature
AI hype
Sounding 90
Going back to acting
Keyboard warriors
Getting fired from Jeopa
Older, Wiser, Scarier
Episode #592: When you start getting older, you’ll find yourself at the doctor constantly, and listening to The Commercial Break while you’re at it!
Bryan’s getting poked and prodded
A trip to the doctor and the lab
The million dollar lab
Krissy was WRONG
The chimp lady
Krissy demolishes Bryan’s logic
Spooky moment!
Tom Cruise is on the roof
The universal cat distribution system had chosen the Greens!
TCB Fact Check: the captain of the superyacht that sank was NOT from Below Deck, but
The Simon Cowell of Art
Episode #591: We know this advice is probably 2 years too late, buuut we are going to answer these Ask TCBs anyway!
The DNC was poppin'
Starbucks
Revving down
Jolt Cola
Big deal birthdays
Bryan famously hates attention
Ask TCB
Picking up women
It’s all about a conversation and being yourself
Opportunity!
Small minded people
Having the hard conversations
Bryan is the Simon Cowell of art
B Movies
NextDoor nonsense
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Professional Sports Baller
Episode #590: Today Bryan said "I'm a man, and I'll talk sports if I want to!"
Were-president
Elvira’s Movie Macabre
Cheaters
Old man bitching
Tom Brady
Sports stars
Bryan having some big feelings (jealousy)
Bryan’s sports history
He wasn’t a starter
Could he be a bowler?
FYI listeners I don’t hate Bryan, but I do like to keep him on his toes!
Leaving a child with a stranger at the pool
The gyms are in trouble!
Pharmacy drama
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TCB Infomercial w. Maz Jobrani
Episode #589: Bryan & Krissy are joined by comedian Maz Jobrani…and he is certainly NOT a jabroni!
Two old bald heads passing in the night
Bryan was addicted to Clubhouse
The quantum witch does a little magic
Maz Jobrani!
The Olympics (we can’t escape Bryan’s zeal for this)
The Friday late crowd
Drunk Trump heckler at a Maz Jobrani show
Iranian comics
Feeling old
Maz’s early roles
West Wing
Tiktok
Long form→short form→long form
He’s dancey on stage!
Hours of content
Kid slang
Aggro political me
Hotel! Motel! Harry Denton's!
Episode #588: The Looooooove Connection is back, and they brought yogurt?
Bennifer is no more
Green Day
Wedge salads
Matthew Perry
Love Connection!
A little misogyny to start the day
Get him girl
Harry Denton's
A little ask TCB action
Who is eating yogurt on a date
No lunch date kisses
Skydiving on the first date
Pre skydiving drinks
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Who's Your New Daddy?
Episode #587: We’re on a wild ride today, very similar to Bryan’s mom’s neighbor at the assisted living home…and boy, does she have a cautionary tale for you!
Available for private events!
Make us an offer!
Blue’s haircut
The temperature
The grand canyon
Oozing problems
Heavenly Wheels n Deals!
Bryan’s Mama drama
Firefighters going to steal Astrid
A cooter snafu
Jane from Ohio
Important PSAs
A cautionary vibrator tale
The Olympic village AND the regular villages
Some guy on Bryan’
He's Got That Good Good Wood
Episode #586: Bryan tackles the news today at TCB (and also his trip to the doctor for a physical), and yes…questions remain!
We are excited about our live shows!
Bryan and Juan are no more
The News!
The astronauts that are stuck in space
Bryan’s Cosby newscaster voice
Questions do remain!
No leaking allowed
Bryan does space
Stonehenge?!
Bryan got a physical
Needles in the neck
If you’re queasy about getting blood drawn…don’t listen to this
Bryan is a phlebotomist
YBRYAN 3000
He g
TCB Infomercial: Lewis Black
Episode #585: Comedy legend Lewis Black joins Bryan & Krissy to get ANGRY about all kinds of malarkey!
Bryan fanboys over Lewis Black
The Orioles/Braves/Cubs
Performing in the suburbs
The politicians did not leave us alone this summer
Jacob’s Ladder
New York in the 80s
Writing plays
Getting rejected
Political drama making Lewis angry!
Bryan should not be allowed to vote?
Teleprompters
Getting on The Daily Show
More fanboying
Not All Of Us Are Well...
Episode #584: Bryan gets all fired up about misogyny, but also says that he “doesn’t know how to cook,” even though we are fairly certain he can read (need proof). Bryan & Krissy discuss Bryan’s come to Jesus moment on the road.
Hypocrisy!
We love our Bryan, warts and all!!!
Why is this impression kind of giving Cosby?
Hate muse
Misogyny!
Women famously love being treated like humans
#GapLife
Episode #583:
Bryan talks penises
He needs a deep dick fake
Rafa’s biohacks
Shakti mat
Krissy’s a napper
IDINA MENZEL, BROADWAY STAR OF WICKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rush Szn
Gap Decades
Lockers!
Daddy Caputo
Blue will keep the frat boys away
Bryan saying “on fleek”
Bryan’s algorithm
Earthquake noises in Bryan’s house
A graduation card mix up
Mr. Green the creep!
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Tales From The Crypt
Episode #582: Bryan's bringing out the mama/baby/Blue drama, but he fears his future in the crypt.
No more Olympics 🙁
RayGun the breakdancer
The Closing Ceremonies
Tom Cruise
Anchovy mouth
2023/2024 has been tough for us!
Bryan’s mom & her long term rehab center
QVC addiction
Bryan’s elevator troubles
Tales from the crypt!
Dog karma
Barking Blue
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TCB Infomercial: Sam Morril
For two guys who are so online, Bryan & Sam Morril have some of the internet’s worst takes (yeah, I’m talking about Twisters & Glen Powell, the star of Spy Kids 3).
Bryan tells other people’s bits (again)
First of all Bryan, Glen doesn’t even take his shirt off in Twisters.
Sam’s morning show bit
Bombing at corporate gigs
Bryan the self proclaimed ass licker
Working the room
Casinos
Vegas (the airport of cities)
Dating a yapper
Interior decorators
Mom slander
Being your own boss
St
The Gnome Gnows
Episode #580: You gnome what they say, the little man in your bedroom at night is just an alien here to protect you and also maybe to have sex with you.
Aliens!
The old ITV crew
Thank you to Gina Gershon
Now that Bryan has Peacock, I petition to force him to watch Below Deck
A pole vault punch
90’s ITV alien show
Out of this world orgasm
Smells like team spirit…
Is she going to outer space or just dreaming?
Work it out on the gang bang
Who is Ian The Octopus Man?
It’s lovely to imagi
Slingshot Shenanigans
Episode #579: It's a TCB PCB 30A kind of day! Storytime with Bryan proves entertaining once again.
Snoop & Flava Olympics
TCB in PCB
30A
Bryan’s beach access foibles
Steeplechase
Trying to wrangle kids on vacation
An ill fated beach vacation
The slingshot
Bryan sleuths on his vacay neighbors
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Questions Remain...
Episode #578: Will we ever get answers to our questions? Maybe the magic hydrocodones will help! Bryan & Krissy get into The Sphere, drugs in Vegas, Roast rules, and TLC.
Songs of the summer
POV Grateful Dead at the Sphere
U2, Phish, Grateful Dead, The Eagles, and EDM?
Egg shaped seats
Getting weed in Vegas
Bryan & Krissy’s trip to Bonnaroo
Forgetting Ozzy Osbourne
Brainstorming flops
Brian Moses & RBL Weekly
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Roast rules
A great
TCB Infomercial: Gina Gershon
Episode #577: We finally snagged ourselves the legend herself...Gina Gershon! Bryan, Krissy, and Gina discuss her life in movies, and what lies behind her eyes...
Gina Gershon!
We are blessed today
Borderlands
Covid to Pandora
Gina’s first legit roles
John Hughes
Tricked into snaking
Lying about your age to get into an acting program
The demon within
Playing Donatella
David Mamet
Learn how to direct yourself
Showgirls
Filming Bound
Losing representation over Bound
Gina is booked
TCB Special Election Coverage!
Episode #576: Former President Trump & President Biden join Bryan & Krissy at TCB to “discuss” all things “politics” in a very cool, chill, and coherent way.
YeeAHHhh!
We’re getting poly-charged here at TCB today
The Olympics continue
Breakdancing!
Simone Biles, greatest athlete of our time!!!!!
Making America the home of bitcoin, dogecoin, and fake news
Old guys running for pres
Trump’s eating habits
He is very much in love!
Trump’s audio hole
Sleepovers with Kim
Biden’s variou
Olympics Awe!
Episode #575: We are simply flipping out for The Olympics this year (sorry), but we will not stand for creepy underwater filming!
The Olympics are in full swing!
Fencing is for hotties
The boner
The Opening Ceremonies
Celine Dion :’)
Parisian food
Snoop
Treading water
Say no to underwater filming
TCB Live Shows: Orlando and Miami
Some very informative music
No detail too small
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Come On Down To Car Town!
Episode #574: Bryan & Krissy dig into Bryan's Information Monster brain to discuss current events and car giveaways (because of course!).
Brat Summer
Bryan the information monster
Katy Perry’s Woman’s World
Bryan’s facts are not straight about partners & marriage
The Olympics
Simone Biles
(Gina Gershon isn’t out yet hehe)
Rugby/Murder Ball
Bryan’s Astrid impersonation returns
Jelly Wuz Herre
Car giveaways
Krissy’s embarrassing moments
Get here quick, at John Dick!
Bryan’s reality s
TCB Infomercial w. Brian Moses
Bryan & Krissy are joined by Roast Battle king Brian Moses to discuss 11 years of roasting, glory holes, brawling, and TCB’s chance to roast each other.
The springer to his wilcos?
We are nobody! We love our guests!
ROAST BATTLE
11 years of roast battle!
Joke writing
The Jonas Brothers Roast
Glory holes
Working on TV
Bryan’s TV & streaming predictions
Russell Brand
Brawlin’ at the roast
All bets off
TCB coming to roast battle
The Krissy, Astrid, Christina trifecta will prevail
BRIAN MOSES:
RBL W
Boomerangs, Uvoo & Cougars Too!
Bryan & Krissy discuss all things cougars....what else can we say?
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Dear Glen, Bryan Is Sorry!
Dear Glen Powell, Bryan is sorry he doesn't want to see your movie. But to save his marriage, he is inviting you to TCB (You too daisy!)
The sickness is not down
Christina is on a ROLL!
Bryan is a hippie? (We reserve judgement)
Side-work (IFYKYK:-)
Petey the Pigeon is saved by a militant hippie...Bryan
Bryan is holding space for you and your broken marriage
Bryan hangs up on Mom!? Hell awaits him
The Twisters rant did not go over well
Glen Powell deserves AND gets an apology
Time's Shi
A Literal Pain In The Butt!
Bryan and Krissy struggle through ANOTHER episode of sickness as Krissy has the "Summer ICK"!?
Sweatin To Oldies saved lives!
Lou Dobbs was a dude who died
Richard Simmons just wanted to die in peace
Where were you when Pres. Joe changed history?? Bryan was rubbing his ass
Bryan's getting hip pain....will HE drop out of the race?
The weed masseuse did it!
Ass pain, Ass pain. It's a pain in the ass!
Bryan is limber and loose?? Hardly
Instagram ads always have the answer
Have you done yo
TCB Infomercial: Dulce Sloan
The iconic Dulce Sloan joins TCB to spit absolute fire, and for that we thank her.
Atlanta culture
King Charles’s fingers?
A bilingual stucco saleswoman
Stand-up was a surprise!
Shoutout to Big Kenny!!!!
Being a black woman comic in a black room
Men who aren’t funny and the tough crowd
Are the chicks crazy or are you making them crazy?
Dulce spitting fire
She’s a comic, a dj, and a web designer!
The internet is a toddler
Dating men who want to see jazz
Racist dating
NO MORE BROKE DICK!!
New Movie Blues
Every time a remake comes out, a butterfly loses its wings. Nay, a shoelace loses its aglet!
Ailing Krissy
Ingrid Andress’s national anthem
33 P’s national anthem
An Atlanta indoor soccer team?
Copa America
Twister starring sexy Glen Powell
Why so many remakes
Is Bryan a Bad Boys hater?
Dune
IF WE GET GLEN POWELL ON THIS SHOW I MUST BE THERE
Bryan and Krissy learn new words and mis-pronounce them all.
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PossumLoverBG
It’s a Story Time With Bryan kind of day here at TCB, featuring dank weed, Corey Feldman, and a baby possum.
Gravely voices
Botulism
Veneers are scary
A three hour massage
Stinky weed
Corey Feldman has a new song
Is Corey trolling us or are we trolling him?
Don't get litigious with Bryan
Bryan would see Corey live
The Hooch (Chattahoochee River)
Don’t slander shoot the hooch it's our culture
The Nature Center
A pitcher plant
A BABY POSSUM
Bryan gets got by the possums!
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IYKYK
Bryan's got a bone to pick with people who say "iykyk," Disney money-grabs, and Scooter Braun.
IYKYK
It’s for the cool kids
Bryan’s butthurt about iykyk
Self reflection? Never!
Mike Tyson paused for injury
We don’t know our show dates yet
You heard it here last
Fiction-sexual
Disney fleecing customers
Fast pass drama
Arizona Tea
Breaking News: Steve-O is getting a boob job?
Send good vibes to Will The Champ
A Taylor Swift doc on Max
Taylor vs. Scooter
Taylor’s Version
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You Heard It Here...First!
Bryan & Krissy attempt timeliness and current events!
Dr. Ruth & Shannen Doherty died this weekend
Hawk Tuah girl
90210 & appointment TV
The assassination attempt
Rev down!
IYKYK
The Euros & Copa America
The stadium rush debacle
90 Day Fiance
Michael made it to America
The Hard Rock Cafe
Ring camera footage of Bill Belichick
Krissy roasts Bryan
35 and 21…nothing about that is okay
Bryan misses smoke
Krissy gets recruited
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No Hobbies, All Honeys!
Bryan & Krissy discover the secret to dating women: give up everything you love!
We’ve got the giggles
Electrolytes!
Hiring a lifeguard
NO BREAKS
Adam The Liar
You scared of women??
Adam’s “degrees”
Janitor to Martial Arts
IAPUA!
We love a man with a job
Quit everything you love
Clickfunnels
He’s a protector, rawr (^_^)
Change my tire
This is a mad schedule
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Fluids!
Bryan & Krissy are back, and they are covering all manner of bodily fluids…and the debate.
Krissy went to Seattle & Vancouver
The birthplace of grunge
Bryan’s pukey weekend
Not peeing for 36 hours
Krissy should have stayed in Canada
The debate…
Where was the cocaine?!
The Man With 1000 Kids
Genetic sexual attraction? Yikes!
90 Day Fiance crossover event
Nobody wants Bryan’s sperm
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Polygamy Pipeline
Bryan is under the weather, so today we bring you a mystery episode from the vault!
Ballpark madness
We’re breaking down Seeking Sister Wives
A roast of Garrick
Three’s Company to polygamy pipeline
He's a stay at home dad
Hoadley and Astrid forever <3
You can have a bff and a sister without a sister wife
Let him fill you with the holy ghost
The pastor really encouraged him…
We’re usually kind of on the same page
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Two Wettings and a Funeral (Again)
From The Cheetah to the grave, chaos abounds!
The Cheetah
Bryan’s British Fluffer
Where else can brothers touch brothers?
Irving’s chaotic funeral
A funeral planned by his first of three wives
I cannot in good conscience give a rundown of this funeral…you just have to listen
I will say it involves a runaway golf cart, emails read aloud, and a bad casket lowerer
Burn Bryan to a crisp and snort him at the party
Write us a eulogy for Bryan!
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Best Of John Anthony
In an effort to center our best content, Producer Christina dug up an old video breakdown featuring her nemesis: John Anthony Lifestyle!LINKS:
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White People Culture
What is white people culture if not Margaritaville and self-publishing a travel show about Florida?
Hawk Tuah Girl
Mississippi Ibiza
A horrible incident at Lake Lanier
And a reality show?
People, places, and things!
Florida culture is Margaritaville
Monotone vibes
It's not about you, Matt!
It's the magic in the ecosystem
Vanna White
Ryan Seacrest the robot
Vanna White’s yarn brand
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Ine-Bryan-ated
Bryan throws stones from a glass house...so this is just a regular episode of TCB!
Bryan’s algorithm persists
Waiting for Moby’s moment
The DMB tour bus poop incident
The white man dance
The Sphere
Justin Timberlake’s eyes
Krissy Weighs In!
Inebriated performers
Candlebox
Bryan famously only performed while inebriated
Bum Sunning
16 & Pregnant
Young plastic surgery/filler
Eyebrow tattooing (microblading)
Little people big problems
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TCB Infomercial w. Mo Welch
Mo Welch is proof that you might flop at Second City, but there is always a second act!
Mo’s ”normal” siblings
What’s up with Creed?
The heat in Georgia!
Jenna Gray
Mo’s jokeumentary, Dad Jokes
Seeing her dad for the first time in 20 years
Being a parent
Parents of Swifties Support Group
A fondness for Uncle Buck
Flopping at Second City
Stage fright
Being those parents (respect)
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Watch Dad Jokes on VEEPS
Mo on Instagram
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Two-A-Days
Bryan & Krissy discover a new meaning to “two-a-days” thanks to John Anthony Lifestyle. But the most pressing question in this episode is…where is Liz?!
Jelly Roll’s Bronco
Bryan & Krissy’s $150 cab ride
Taylor Swift Dave Grohl drama
Please tell the billionaire to leave us ALONE
Being grunge adjacent
John Anthony Lifestyle has done it again
One way open marriage?????
Liz from Brazil
He loves a bit of variety
Who has the time for this
Nothing hornier than a schedule
A no close!
WHERE IS LIZ
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Fire Sauce Roid Rage
Bryan's got roid rage in a Taco Bell! You truly never know what you're going to get here at TCB.
Christina Applegate
Celine Dion & Stiff Person Syndrome
Launch Krissy off a yacht!
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An Ariana Grande poem fart
Hello to my stalker
The Old BG Method
The Old BG Method encompasses more than just real estate failures. It also includes a house of birds, a chaotic sleep schedule, and screwdriver dreams.
Birds, snakes, chipmunks, and kids
Bryan’s Bird House
Are you my daddy?
The Bryan-Astrid Bird Sanctuary
Chronotype
Again, those people!
Waking up at 2:30am is so unhinged
Bryan & Krissy are neurotic!
Sleep schedules are hard
The sleep theme continues
Bryan's dream
Screwdriver dreams
Google Gemini analyzes our dreams
Dream books
FYI
Just Tryna Find Love
Surprise! Today you get a little treat: a regular episode! Bryan & Krissy giggle their way through the perils of the world.
No Infomercial today!
Insure Bryan’s hands
Plastic fruit (scary)
The Mariana Trench??
The Quantum Witch returns (slay)
Sometimes the show just isn't good, and that's not our fault!
Those people…
Clubhouse
Brutal tweets about us
Google gemini really said nah
Bryan airing me (Producer Christina) out because I air him out in the show notes
72 year old Bill Belichi
B.A. In Heaven Studies
James Van Praagh
Let us know if you want to come to our shows this fall
Hi to our listeners
You got any metal in your body?
Krissy is giving cult member today
Someone take the beep button away from Bryan
SILENCE HAS BEEN PRESSED
Ah, yes, more casual racism
Could Bryan pull this off?
The Psychic Break
Florals at a a memorial service? Groundbreaking
Get your BA in Heaven Studies
Spirit!
Ted Danson played him?
A clip from The Circle (not the reality tv show lol)
He’s flopping
He reality said girl
It's Tijuana Bryan!
Hamptons Justin Timberlake and Tijuana Bryan Green may seem like two very different people, but in essence they are the same. Chaos Gremlins!
Justin Timberlake’s DWI
Bryan’s radio competition days
He’s too old to twist!
Boring golf talk
A Tijuana day trip?
Senor Frogs
Bryan’s many foibles…
The hunt for vicodin
Bryan does talk too much
A good day to wash your legs!
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A Pampered Travel Princess
You ever zoomed so hard you hit someone with your car? No? Maybe you were just the travel princess of that situation. Cue: Storytime with Bryan!
The zoomies!
Bryan got hit by a car 😯
Storytime with Bryan!
Travel Princess
Overpacking
Princess or pampered asshole
Bryan & Astrid’s trip to paris
A tiny hotel room in Paris
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Watch for Live Show info a
TCB Infomercial w. Des Bishop
Bryan's twin joins TCB! Oh...wait...I mean his other twin... Anyway, listen to these middle aged white men fall in love!
Let the ass kissing commence!
Des’s dad was super hot
The Chinese Project
Learning mandarin
007 & Davy Crockett
Meeting in AA
Once again…it’s not Dating Naked, it’s Naked Attraction
Of All People!
Des’s future kids?
Old Dads Support Group
Branching out in your audience
Irish boarding schoo
DES BISHOP:
Des’s website
Des’s Special: Of All People
Breaking China
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Bonus: Introducing Psychopedia w/ Tank Sinatra & Investigative Slater
Bryan drops a special episode to introduce Psychopedia. It's an Audacy podcast now available on the free Audacy App and everywhere else!
Psychopedia is a true crime podcast infused with comedy….making it a crimedy. Each week, Investigator Slater presents a horrific true crime case to Tank Sinatra for the first time, whose reaction to each gruesome detail prompts thought provoking conversation and hilarious dialogue. The episodes contain several pop quizzes to keep Tank on his jacked toes, while
BBQ Psychic
We may have found ourselves a new target. It's scam or be scammed here at The Commercial Break.
This, THE Commercial Break
Joey Chestnut & the hot dogs
The MLE
Man vs food
Salt Bae
Barbecue contests
Betting on BBQ
Theresa Caputo’s scam
A new (to us) scammer
James Van Praagh
Sorry, Olga!
These guys are doing too much
My old piano teacher used to beat me up?
He’s dangerous
This guy is wild
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NoNo Siwa
The Summer Olympics
You tried!
Kids learning to swim
Lake Lanier is HAUNTED
FLOAT POSITION!
Bryan, please stop talking about women's bathing suits
An amazing dog story
Bryan defends his Blue bitchin'
Jojo Siwa
Bad lip syncing
Is Madonna lip syncing?
Maggie Rogers is a star
Acapella Siwa
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Watch TCB on YouTube
Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com
Creator: Bryan
That's Lynda With a Y To You!
What is more ridiculous: this podcast or Bryan’s spam text conversations?
We’re still talking possums/opossums
Caitlin found the possum ep!
Bryan takes spam texts very seriously
Bryan reads his spam text convos
How are you? Not good.
Lynda!
Bryan vs the anus
The Atlanta water main breaks
Bryan shares a NextDoor snafu
The Rise and Fall of Clubhouse
NextDoor drama!
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The Best Of The Guests!
Bryan & Krissy reminisce about our guest journey so far…we’re sorry, Vir! Producer Christina takes you through an audio journey of some of our very best guest moments and interviews.
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Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
Producer: Christina A.
Producer: Gustavo B.
Download & Listen on the Audacy app
Yes Sir! Yes Sir!
We’re covering creatures of all kinds at TCB: giraffes, cats, a vampire Chupacabra, Big Foot, and the infamous possum.
Check your panties!
Storytime with Bryan
A safari moment
Giraffe tongue strength
Mother Giraffe sacrifice
De-clawing cats is cruel!!!
Mountain Monsters
A bloodsucking vampire Chupacabra
That guy is all pupils
Num num num (my no teeth sounds)
Gun safety to the wayside
Shake the camera, play some sound effects, and you’ve got a chase!
Big Foot: One Call That’s All!
B
Show Me The Drama!
If there’s one thing Bryan’s gonna do, it’s watch 90 Day Fiance. Lucky for us, one of listeners provides us with piping hot tea.
The Kelce Brothers are talking about leg washing
baby possums/opossums
Joro spiders
Spiderpocalyspe
Chill with Frankie!
Hitster
Mental Health Awareness Month
Also Pride
TW: death by suicide
90 Day Fiance & a coincidence in our texts
A terrible businessman
Bryan loves drama (as if that was a secret)
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That's A Ride Or Die
Controversy abounds for Bryan & Krissy! Possums? No possums? What constitutes a ride or die? What is a Pearl Jam poster really worth? Questions we may never have answered.
Our cup runneth over
Wilford Brimley
PossumLover54
Bryan talks more shit about possums
A pickled Dr. Pepper
Oysters Rockefeller
The antique store perv
Sticking things up your bum
Gerbil Gere
Antiquing
Joe’s Tour
Bryan tries to sell his Pearl Jam posters
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TCB Infomercial w. Joe Dombrowski
Joe Dombrowski joins Bryan & Krissy to talk about stand-up, the gay dad supremacy, and possum slander.
FYI Bryan doesn’t write these show notes
Lenny Kravitz has been celibate for 9 years
Astrid is leaving Bryan for Lenny
Teacher trauma
Joe’s getting married
Joe’s stand-up journey
Sticking around after going viral
Bryan gets something wrong (no surprise)
Joe’s upcoming tour
Nervous poops
A midlife comedy crisis
Joe’s vision!
Gay dad supremacy!
Possum slander
Once again, Bryan doesn
Two Blueberries & A Club Girl
Frankie’s back, and he’s giving nutritional advice…including 25 scoops of whey protein a day.
People looking older than they are
Big Water
Dune 2
Teletherapy Ketamine
Ayahuasca is calling Bryan
Frankie’s back!
And he’s parasailing
Frankie needs his amino acids
Creatine and a penis pump keep Frankie going
Why is Bryan mad about frozen berries? We may never know
Two blueberries and a 19yo club girl
One day, our paths will cross…
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Don't Read Our Reviews...
Nothing says “manners,” like a house full of lentil farts! Bryan & Krissy bring it all today with a Storytime With Bryan, some radio reminiscence, and Big Parsley slander.
The Greens have the lentil farts
If Bryan went to church he would fart there
Storytime with Bryan!
Some unprocessed trauma
A little TCB advice
Table manners
Change them early
Bob’s! Don't look at our reviews
Everyone’s a real estate entrepreneur
Big Parsley!
Big Parsley’s number one supporter: Producer Christina
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It's The Safe Zone!
"Safe Zone" gets a whole new meaning on this episode of The Commercial Break...
Bryan should have gone to school
Falling from great heights
Storytime with Bryan
Bryan’s shaking in his boots
Baby Reindeer
90 Day Fiance: Love in Paradise
“Live” sperm donation
It’s a safe zone!
Getting lost on the AT
Bryan’s upcoming transatlantic journey
Good for the whales!
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TCB Infomercial w. Wendi McLendon-Covey
Bryan’s crush <3
Bryan’s math aint mathing…
JoJo Siwa
Drinking around Epcot
Cutting your own hair
Christopher Nolan’s movies
The start of Reno 911
Working a day job until The Goldbergs
The DVD extras of Bridesmaids (!!!)
The Goldbergs
Comic Con
Big City Greens
The Quantum Witch on Jojo Siwa
WENDI MCLENDON-COVEY:
St. Denis Medical debuts on NBC this fall!
Watch Big City Greens
Lookout for Big City Greens, The Movie: Spacecation on June 6th
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TCB Infomercial: Gianmarco Soresi
Krissy is out having fun in Memphis and Bryan is just out of a broken tooth! So on this Friday Infomercial Bryan & Krissy speak with comic, podcaster and Podcast Magazine Award Winner (yes... it's a thing. A very lame thing!), Gianmarco Soresi!Gianmarco's HOT weblink!
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Tour Dates and Info
The Downside Podcast
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Strategic Interwebs Meeting
Bryan & Krissy might be strategizing about the interwebs, but I (producer Christina) am concerned about his upcoming dental work!
Baby Reindeer
SPOILERS
Love Is Blind article
The New York - Dublin portal
Bryan would be good on Daisy of Love (deadass)
Accidentally going live
Dads in Spain being bad
Bryan & Krissy’s expense reports
Nuclear, pronounced: /ˈno͞oklēər/
Bryan’s got a bad tooth
The roots are in his sinuses!
Bryan’s upcoming tooth extraction…we are concerned
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JagerFace
Here at TCB, we cold call after 12 jager bombs, and we're damn good at it!
A Bluey poncho & a hot dog stand
Storytime with Bryan
Bryan tried to put on a festival
He was in his flop era
Old people are getting wild
“Personal use”
If your dad is wild, let us know
Ozempic face
Jagerfaced cold calling
Espresso martinis are the new jagerbombs
Raising kids hungover
Daddy wants to go to a festival!
Pooping in a bookstore
Your vagy nerve goes oogie boogie
Chilis
Technology!
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TCB Infomercial w. Rachel Feinstein
The Badge Banger herself joins Bryan & Krissy to talk about crowd work drama, stalkers, & firewives.
Washing legs & brushing teeth
Just…wash your legs Bryan…please
Plants or crowd work?
David Blaine creeps Bryan out
Bryan is obsessed with boobs!
Rachel’s stance on leg washing
She’s barely holding on
Quaking with fury while wearing a marvelous floral scarf
Challenge coins
The double bird
Shitting in the mercedes
Cocky preschool teachers
A little bit of stalking
The Red Dragon
A lot
Sweet, Sweet "Justice"
We're out here in these streets, and everybody is wilding! There's chaos in the air, and Bryan is breathing in deep!
Maycember
Bus drivers of yore
Everyone's an asshole on these streets
Bryan prays for “justice”
Marv Dong Mcgillicuddy
Bobbleboners!
Watching hentai at the baseball game
Pitch clock
People getting punched in New York
The New York-Dublin portal
Horrifying Whole Foods story
The violence against women is never ending
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He's A Honda Guy...
What does "I f*** like a Ford Ranger" mean to you? The world may never know.
Selling the show
Cromedy
This is a show about FRIENDSHIP
Radio sales partying
If you were a car, what would you fuck like?
A threesome Bryan should have taken part in
He was SCARED!
Krissy’s a Jaguar!
Jaguars
Seeking sister wives
Man children
Careful of the STIs…
MILF Manor
Madonna concert drama
Ticketmaster
Yuckles!
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Heart To Hell!
Let's break the internet! Bryan's gonna wash his legs & then TCB is going to host Netflix is a Joke from behind a curtain!
Bryan! Krissy! Wash your legs!
Don't fear the butt hole
Pumice stone
We don't want the crowd to turn on us
Netflix is a joke
Get TCB to host Netflix is a Joke 2025
Don't give Bryan a master mute button
The Roast of Tom Brady
Strip mall jack shacks
Bryan launches accusations
Show research
Bryan KNOWS sports!!!!!
Heart in Charlotte
They’re going straight to hell
TCB Infomercial w. Mo Gilligan
Mo Gilligan joins Bryan & Krissy for good vibes and worldwide comedy.
Mo Gilligan
Prop betting & betting bans
We don’t need any more addictions
Bryan tries to say he’s not a perv…
Cold plunges
Tiktok & Instagram
Connecting to your audience
Breaking through to television
Being on TV 4 times in one day
Getting a Netflix special
Life changing moments
Taking your comedy worldwide
Bryan campaigns for David Schwimmer
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Certified Ruffians!
Bryan & Krissy are Certified Ruffians, and you can become one too! Just pay $69.99 for our Certified Ruffians Course.
Instagram entrepreneurs
Hobby hopping!
Bryan the rock climber
Cocaine plans
Let’s go roller skating
Porno or Pacino!
Old pornos or bust
Mouth noises
Stand Up Guys
Throbinhood…
Lemon Stealing Whores!
Bryan, the pause pervert
The streaming orgy
OJ Simpson
Certified Ruffians
Become a ruffian! Take our course!
Let us know if you would come to a live show
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TCBoomer
Bryan & Krissy might not actually be boomers, but they sure do act like it! Get your boomer news here, and also from The Daily Mail.
We may have put too many ads in our show last year…
It’s amazing we have nay listeners
The summer of love & the winter of our discontent
Your favorite grocery store
Bryan & Krissy go full boomer
Sketchy veneers
BBLs gone wrong
Dental drama (producer Christina needs another root canal…help me!)
Bryan’s reading the Daily Mail…that’s so boomer of him
A horri
96.7 The Girth
We may be in the wrong industry, but do you think we could make some cash dunking Bryan in a dunk tank online?
Some light insta stalking
Bryan’s radio start
96.7 The Legend
The Facebook algorithm
People you may know…
Unboxing the BAG
Bryan should do a dunk tank on an ig live
Bryan the stage dad
Prostate meds unboxing coming up!
Bryan, your jealousy is showing…
The Girth Master?
A real life coke can
Let your kids make their own decisions
Girth Master 2: Return of The Girth Master
TCB Infomercial w. Henry Hall & Daniel Thrasher
We’re going to politely mug Daniel & Henry so we can have all their Beanie Babies and make a TCB fortune!
Henry Hall & Daniel Thrasher
Would anyone come to our show?
Beanie Babies
Billionaires and collectibles
The wealth bunkers
“Securitized”
Friday Night Dinner → Dinner With The Parents
On set pranks
Auditioning & getting the parts
Maths!
Filming in London
Getting politely mugged
Carol Kane
White House Plumbers
Henry double cheeked up
More Beanie Babies
Merch drop soon?
HENR
The Beanie Break
It’s a video breakdown Friday, so prepare to get yelled at by Bryan, the guy in the video, and the voices in your head!
Mouth kissing
(young people are not okay with this -Christina)
If you would come to a show in central florida, let us know!
Collectibles worth nothing
Beanie Babies
Mountain monsters meets Beanie Babies
The net!
The $400 Maple Bear
Cash in that 401k
So much yelling!
How many people are still stuck with their beanie babies
Snort, Spike, Spinner, Spunky, & Stinky
Bry
The Kids Are Not Alright
Astrid leaves Bryan for literally one day…and all hell breaks loose. Is a middle aged man equipped to handle five to eighteen children for sixteen hours? Absolutely not!
Krissy Keanu Reeves & Bryan Tom Cruise
That 70s Show
Kristi Noem the dog (and goat) murderer
Bryan’s bird story
Bugs (again)
Dad of the Year realizes Astrid is superior
Bryan’s children have learned that he is inept (in the kitchen)
Bryan tries to parent in the morning
Instagram Dads
Ponytail panic
The kids are not al
A Sgrundle Taste Test
Sgrundle: noun - a combination of the ball sack and perineum (colloquially known as the “grundle”). You’re welcome.
Ciggies and cigars
Airport security
Getting jailed in Turks and Caicos
RiverBeat music festival!
A sac tap
A blind sgrundle sniffing
Barbecue contests
Sleep-cations
Keeping your kids awake
Tiktok
Social scores
Apple gaggles
Quantum cock
The Quantum Witch returns!
Christopher Nolan
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TCB Infomercial w. Leslie Liao
Leslie Liao joins Bryan & Krissy to chat about her path to stand-up, working at Netflix, her sexual awakening, and bugs.
Scrotch Tape
Robin Leach: Champagne Wishes & Caviar Dreams
Leslie Liao
Verified Stand-Up (Leslie Liao, Rosebud Baker, Dulce Sloan, Gianmarco Soresi)
Everyday coffee
Eclipse drama
Later in life stand-up
Working at Netflix
Going from the office to the stage
The Tonight Show
Being in your 30s
Dealing with people who don’t like you
D’angelo
The Leslie Show
Bugs!
Br
Talk Sh*t, Get Hit
You know when people say they’ve got their finger on the pulse? Well TCB is the opposite of that. But, what we do have our finger on is Theresa Caputo’s hair!
We love Kyle Kinane
Giggly Squad on tour
Clue the movie
Howard Finster
Friday night dinner → Dinner With The Parents
Bryan is officially done with 90 Day Fiance
Royal Crackers
Theresa Caputo on The Kelly Clarkson Show
Bounty hunter hair
A slap, a kick, and a death for Theresa!
Theresa has to continue because we need content
Kri
The Quantum Witch
Spooky season came early, because the Quantum Witch is here to explain quantum computing in a completely cool and chill way.
A chiropractor meth orgy
Don’t drink and drive!
Coachella
Paris Hilton playing cornhole (get ur bag, sis)
Bryan & Krissy use Google!
Prince being incredible
Bob Seger’s electric underpants
Respect RESPECT
Bryan & Krissy don’t know that Dancing On My Own is a pillar of the gay community
33 Penis not featured
Bandit For President
Bryan & Krissy run the gamut from poignant children’s media to social media nipples to humble brags on facebook.
Bluey
We’ve got the warm and fuzzies
Bandit For President!
Dirt Nap got great reviews
Matt Rife makes dv jokes and that's why people don't like him
The instagram nipple rules
The talk
Having daughters
Seeing women as human beings
Social media predators
People are going crazy in the suburbs
Bryan is in a very judgmental mood
Facebook: only good for marketplace
Yahoos on
TCB Infomercial w. Kyle Kinane
Kyle Kinane joins Bryan & Krissy to chat about following your dreams when nothing else is working out, Paul Giamatti, and the joys of being self-effacing.
Polycules/Polecules
We can’t get through whole article anymore
800 Pound Gorilla & Dirt Nap
We are judgmentally pro-polycule
The 7 year college experience
Mike Tyson vs Paul Giamatti
Hair metal
Downers in the burbs
Car stick figures
Bitcoin
Illegal activities
The shackles of marriage
Be the dick in the story
Kyle’s start in comed
The Wrinkle Tinkle
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Soaking
Soak it, don’t poke it!
The prostate
Bryan wants to get catfished
He’s a super-soaker
Friendly Fans Only
A 27 year old has his first kiss
Everything “butt”
Never kissing a man
We don’t think he is prepared for this
They’re not in the same league
He was too stunned
The listerine strips are a bit much
Poor bastard
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Total Eclipse of the Dussy
What's a dussy, you ask? Bryan will let you in on Dune's big secret, and you, too, will wish you had never heard it!
The eclipse
NextDoor on the eclipse
We got some sweetie pie emails
Dune, Timothee, & Zendaya
The Dune popcorn buckets
Men being disgusting
Illegal advice from Bryan
Someone needs to stop Bryan from making slurp noises
A gross theater experience
Swingin’ Richards
Saluting!
Bryan initiates a very unofficial typing test
Do Bryan & Krissy know about actual typing tests wh
Presence, Essence, & Drama
Bryan & Krissy find themselves another Adam The Liar Lyons video, and learn that they have to create drama to get women.
Gypsy Rose Blanchard
Intermittent fasting
Hurricane Katrina
Bryan shouldn’t get into politics
Bryan’s mom tries to get in touch
Adam the Liar and his wife talk to other PUAs
The liar stays lying!
Adam’s got himself a boner
The essence!
Relationship Oscar talk by Adam
Creating drama to get women
Let Kelvin’s tongue do the work
Channel the drama
Triple G represent
TCB Infomercial w. Preacher Lawson
Preacher Lawson joins the crew at TCB to discuss big bladder energy, jokes gone array, and being known as The Booty Dude.
Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul
Morning breath
These men can’t have water before bed
Big Bladder Energy
Preacher getting fired
Getting written up for being funny
Loving Vegas
Trying out a thin mustache
Proving yourself right
Auditioning for AGT
The Booty Dude
PREACHER LAWSON:
Preacher's tour
My Name Is Preacher (new special)
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The TCB A.I. Hotline!
What do hot dog water, high colonics, and AI sex hotlines have in common? We don't know either, but that's what Bryan & Krissy are discussing.
Jeff’s Jokes™
Atlanta smells like weed
The war on preschool?
A pragmatic pragmatist
Why isn’t NextDoor on Jimmy Kimmel yet
711 hot dog seltzer
Bryan judging the hot dog seltzer from his high horse
High colonics & isolation tanks
Circadian rhythms
Bryan learns about emotional labor
Krissy’s a good sexter
The TCB Sext Hotline
An AI Sexbot
The
Sister Host Wanted
There's nothing quite like reading through suburban NextDoor, and the best people to guide you through that journey are, of course, Bryan & Krissy.
The old diatribe
Our best reviews
Venezuelan propaganda
Snapchat sidebar
NextDoor is where it’s at baby
Downtown NextDoor vs suburban NextDoor
Co-sleeping
Barbara Corcoran’s bedroom situation
Shark Tank
Joanna Hausmann is coming back to the show!
Masters talk
Golf drama!
Snowman rules?
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Garrick's Plan
Bryan & Krissy return to another old faithful today: TLC & the many dramas of sister wives and God’s Plan.
We’re scared!
Conjoined twins
One of them got married
Bryan & Krissy need a lesson on conjoined twin anatomy
Seeking Sister Wives
A really old Ask TCB
Leah’s probably had 18 tinder boyfriends by now
Like Troy, Bryan is Breakin’ Free
Bryan wants you to know he is sensitive
Fuck-a-doodle-doo
Garrick?
It’s not God’s Plan, It’s Garrick Plans
God ain’t worried about Garrick
A murde
TCB Infomercial w. Neal Brennan
Neal Brennan has a new special on Netflix, and the first place he came to discuss it is The Commercial Break...right?
A screener account
P Diddy
The bridge collapse (eclipse season)
NFTs
Doing ayahuasca by a six flags
Irish Catholic
Crazy athletes & sports that should be illegal
Breaking norms
Mike Tyson coming out of retirement
Writing for nickelodeon
Peanut butter and fluff
Exposure therapy
NEAL:
Watch Neal’s special Crazy Good on Netflix!
Neal’s website
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Check Yer Thermals
An important lesson when you're on the hunt for a Sheepsquatch: always check your thermals. Bryan & Krissy are back on the ground with Mountain Monsters.
Being middle of the pack
Bryan feels close to Conan
A half-cryo machine
The Tour de Fra
Mr. D
Everybody in the closet!
The Poptart Story
Mountain Monsters
He’s got them huge horns
Sneaky little sheepsquatch...
HYAH!
Shake that camera
Don't swallow yer damn tobacco
Plum outta dodge
Bryan wants hard evidence
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The Legend of Willy
We went in expecting Mountain Monsters, but came out with The Legend of Willy. It's a big day for TCB.
Cold plunges & cold showers
Roman baths
A confusing pair of breasts
Fan request!
Mountain Monsters, The Moth Man!
Huck, Buck, Suck, & Fuck
Buck went DOWN
What’s the first thing you want to see after you pass out and why is it Huckleberry and Jeff?
Podcast misinformation
WILLY RETURNS!
Jaah! Jaah!
The biggest bug zapper ever built
The Mountain Monsters Murder Mystery
What is this l
Willy Brain Bryan
Bryan's tiny mouse brain can only do so much! Today, though, he uses it for his billion dollar idea: TCBets!
Stoner movies
Does Kristin Wiig hate us?
The Bachelor making us cry
Tv hugs
The Dodgers, their pitcher & his interpreter
Casinos aren’t in the business of losing
The Shohei Break
Shohei Ohtani
Betting
Krissy’s the ultimate Playa
Bryan’s billion dollar idea
Getting hoodwinked
Willy Brain Bryan
Who is in charge of commercial statistics?
Pre-washing
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TCB Infomercial w. Paul Scheer
Bryan & Krissy discuss life, love and the pursuit of bad movies with comedian, actor and now AUTHOR, with overall nice guy Paul Scheer!
Keeping Up With Kanye
Best Week Ever
Paul Scheer!
Commercials are the OG tiktok
Not making the bed
Chip Whistler
Disney adults
Mr. Podcast America
How did How Did This Get Made get made?
Making darkness lighter
Signing 3000 postcards
Paul’s acting career
The Art of the Deal
Naked Attraction & Sex Box
The Cheesecake Factory of Podcasts
Paul Sche
Say No-No To Day-Blow
Bryan’s dad senses are tingling, and he’s got some life lessons to deal out.
It’s festival season in Atlanta
He is Moon Taxi
Old people were raging
Bryan’s father instincts kick in
You can always tell who’s dealing
Day blow/night blow
Costco & the extra fridge
Bryan won’t buy meat at Costco
Eating at Costco
Hot dogs every damn day
We’re on a food theme
Mcdonalds is in the real estate game
Krispy Kreme in Mcdonalds
Simple syrup milkshakes
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Daddy Flaviato, Is That You?
Kids: thankless little mongrels, until they find their long lost Daddy Flaviato.
Hot dogs & burgers
A food rabbit hole
Bryan desecrated ramen
Oprah, weight watchers, and ozempic
Sriracha drama
Fake spring 2.0
Don’t buy your kids toys!
Lamborghini heiresses?
Get your bag, sis
Daddy Flaviato
You can pay us to stop!
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Dad, Please Don't Free Willy!
This episode is formally dedicated to Willy Green, beloved pet rat. RIP.
Pornhub’s age verification
He was a phish out of water
Bryan’s pet rat, Willy
Don't free Willy!
Bryan’s kids know how to use his phone better than he does
Bryan likes plot in his porn
Yacht carpet replacement
Topless beaches
Bryan saw a porn getting filmed
Mutual masturbation: it’s bro bonding!
Dragon pearls…
Lubin’ Toobin
Facetime is different!
We don't judge anybody, we judge everybody!
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TCB Infomercial w. Margaret Cho
The legend that is Margaret Cho joins Bryan & Krissy for a TCB Infomercial.
Top 50 stand up comics of all time
Women should have rights
The you be you community
The worst thing Margaret has ever tasted
Soursop & stink fruit
Still bombing
Watching comedy with her dad
The musicality of comedy
Margaret’s upbringing
Kink as a way to not spread HIV
Being a bad dominatrix
The kinkiest kink!
A penis basketball
Her current tour
Lucia!
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TCB Introducing: Superfly with Dana Carvey and David Spade
On This special bonus TCB episode drop, Bryan introduces Superfly: From the hosts and creators of Fly on the Wall we give you Superfly. Dana and David team up once again, this time with or WITHOUT guests, to riff on current events, pop culture, trending clips, and audience submissions. Kick back, relax, and enjoy the comedy, absurdity, and impressions from your favorite duo. This time ON VIDEO! Find Superfly on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@flyonthewallpod, on the free Audacy app, and eve
The Hambone & Hoadley 500
It's our 500th episode!!!!
Hambone & Hoadley in the Morning are back!
500 Episodes!
Let's round it out with Frankie...
Quite Frankie
5 Signs that she's cheating on you!
You're just scared of pussy!
Crank it
Where are the facts!
We want Frankie to host Cheaters
It's only ass cheating
Living in Frankie's head would be...very bad
Bust their ass out!
If she has a phone, she's cheating!
He do got more
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A Morning Toot N Snoot
It was a tootin' n snootin' kind of morning for Bryan the other day...should he lean into it?
We are convivial!
Krissy’s changing her pillows regularly
Bryan’s stressed about the dust mites
Bryan’s nap requirements are going in the treaty
Bryan’s talking about Bobbi Althoff, but got the facts wrong
Acne made Bryan funny
Bryan’s zit
Cocaine nose
Toot n snoot
Hangxiety is science
Clooney’s tequila
Shots
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Trust Paris & Patty!
Ah, the early Bryan & Krissy years! We revisit some past St. Patty's day parties and discuss the history of Olympians getting it in.
Thank you to our listeners
TCB Infomercial w. Luenell
Luenell (comedian, model, former embezzler) brings her undeniable energy to the TCB studio. Bryan & Krissy have the tables turned, and Luenell tells them her wild and wacky stories.
Gettin’ stung
Spider bite necrosis?
Luenell's party exit strategy
Prince & Michael
Don't be late for Luenell...
Lying on planes
Luenell the Bank Robber (embezzler)
Her life is a movie…
She’s a woman of the people!
Luenell on Wendy
Housewives & lingerie
Being half naked with a mask on
You’re a hack!
Lue
All Aboard The Failure Bus!
Bryan & Krissy discuss listener feedback, the road to 500, TCB therapy, exploding kombucha, bacon pickle McMuffins, the 16 hour hotel "day" and The Notebook Treaties are reviewed!
TCB DISCORD : Join the after show chat!
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Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
Producer: Christina A.
Producer: Gustavo B.
Ring Me On My Ring!
Bryan & Krissy discuss The Great Kate Photo Debate, DND, Slack work channels , slacking-off and shucking responsibilities and the woman leaving voicemails on Bryan's Ring doorbell!
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Popping Off!
Bryan & Krissy pop off about Popoff!
Thank you to Hannah Berner
Bryan’s meditation app scam
The ol’ Toyota Previa
Phantom of the Opera to murderer pipeline
Kings of Leon
Peter Popoff & his miracle holy water
The Popoff sex position
Liberal use of the word touching
Mrs. Popoff giving the SOS signal
You got that pizzle water?
A divine chiropractic treatment
TUNE IT UP
The down home healing water party
This is some of the shadiest scamming we’ve seen
We’re calling!
To Be Continued…
TCB Infomercial w. Tom Papa
We’ve got another TCB Infomercial today with Tom Papa, a student of the craft & break-baker extraordinaire…and extremely successful comedian, writer, podcaster, etc.
Netflix is a Joke
Bryan’s kids are actually listening
Gotta get those affairs in order!
Pandemic pursuits?
Tom’s trattoria hater
Breaking bread
The highly sophisticated digital scam our children are running
The podcast life
Late night vs. social media
Tom on socials
Tom Papa’s inspirations
He’s a student of the craft!
F
She'd Be Open to It (Once A Year)!
Bryan & Krissy go down the rabbit hole of relationship deal-breakers!
Sharp tongue bryan
Missing your flight for starbucks
It’s the train ride for me
Relationship dealbreakers
Miscommunications
Extreme cheapskate marriages?
Jeff’s gonna have the time of his life!
The Beast of Howell Mill!
The Naked Boat
Seeking Sister Wives
Krissy’s like a moth to a flame!
The Ultimate Ick: podcasting
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Not-So-Happy Dino
Bryan & Krissy discuss that new sweatpant feel and some "fun" experiences for kids.
Optimist’s Spring
Bryan & Krissy’s beastly baggage
Bryan’s walmart sweatpants
He’s travelin’ light
Glasgow’s Willy Wonka exhibit
Highway robbery of the average consumer
4 year lockdown/TCB anniversary
From covid, to war, to political turmoil!
Barefoot soccer on legos
Sports that aren’t sports
Gambling on Disney?
Fact or crap
We should have a TCB game
Two male whales having sex
Pizzles
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Code Word: Yuckles
Who needs security and code words when you can be double cheeked up on a Tuesday like Bezos? Bryan & Krissy cover hot dog yelling, the best burgers, co-sleeping, and other nonsense.
Juan won’t leave us alone!
What's your hot dog vendor shout?
The Braves Nut Thrower
Bryan’s Fav Burgers
Dire’s (Memphis fried burgers), Fred’s Meat and Bread (Atlanta Krog Street Market), & Culver’s (butter burger)
Sleeping in a different house from your spouse
A live sound machine
Cuddling all night is uncom
TCB Infomercial w. Hannah Berner
Hannah Berner (icon, legend, giggler) joins Bryan & Krissy to gab about what it’s like being the queen of tiktok & comedy.
Krissy’s back from Jamaica
Hannah Berner is joining us!
Hannah wants you to jerk off and cry at the same time
Des was voted off the island
Having an old husband
Younger men are like puppies
She knows she dont know
Hannah’s the queen of Tiktok
Netflix Is A Joke show
Netflix special!
Her previous life as a tennis player
Being mean is LAME!
The algorithm & the inte
The Cult of Kale
Bryan & Krissy want to save you from the Kale Cult, but they want to induct you into the cult of Love Is Blind…
Insane in the brain!
“Milky”
Wendy’s surge pricing
It’s dynamic!
Fuck around and find out
Hannah Berner interview coming tuesday
Blair Socci is on Theo Vonn!
A band called Llorona’s turn in the spotlight
Bryan’s victory V
The Kale Conspiracy
Love is Blind
Jimmy & Jessica
Big Ball Jimmy
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Joke Joke Zan Zan Sad Sad
It’s Leap Day! Bryan & Krissy get back in the studio to discuss Jamaican adventures & hot tips from Sad Zan.
Krissy went to Jamaica
Bryan’s Jamaica weed cruise ship story
Krissy & Jeff have got connections on the island
Zan is back!
The spiritual art of seduction
He's having an A Ha! moment
Women have arms
Nothing like a good airport book store
An on stage mid life crisis
He might be tanking here
Take the info right into your balls
The laughing is…interesting
Fun fun talk ta
Let's Be Nosy!
Things get silly as Christina joins Bryan for a discussion about the Hinge lawsuit and a few Ask TCBs.
The Hinge (Match Group) lawsuit
False advertising & the gamification of dating apps
Meeting people irl
Being too slow for the run club
Toe shoes
Christina is a chatty runner
Christina is a liar she has dated people she met in person lol
Be more nosy!
Asshole bleaching ads
Krissy’s drinking on a beach in Jamaica
An Ask TCB (& Christina)
We are concerned! Communication is key!
Get yo
TCB Infomercial w. Reggie Watts
Reggie Watts joins Bryan & Krissy today…let the weirdos unite!
Show me your ankles
A BBC prank!
We fooled another one…
A muppet newsflash!
Reggie’s unique sense of humor
Growing up in the 80s
Max Headroom
Hackers
Pop culture & experimentation
The James Corden Show
First chair/second chair
Robitussin
Ketamine, K-holes, and Kratom
Reggie’s essentially a chemist
Making love on quaaludes
Shoe horns!
We’re gonna do newbrews together
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So You Married A Gringo...
Astrid joins Bryan in the TCB Studio for a chat about their multicultural marriage and household…and how she makes the best hallacas in the game!
Marriage Miles
Astrid’s MacGyver Dad
A multicultural marriage
So You Married A Gringo…
The hardest things to get used to
Hispanic stereotypes
Venezuelans don't have a physical stereotype other than that they are beautiful
Astrid hates Star Wars!
Venezuelan conversational talents
Spanish-english and english-spanish difficulties
When Astrid ta
TCB Infomercial w. Brad Williams
Brad Williams joins Bryan & Krissy for TCB Infomercial!
Brad Williams joins TCB
Cocaine Bear
The Chris Jericho Rock and Wrestling Rager At Sea
Wrestling culture & drama
Growing up as a little person
Comeback central
Preparing for the world that is rather than the world that should be
How Brad got his start
Brad’s upcoming tour
Watch Brad’s special here
Brad’s instagram
https://www.bradwilliamscomedy.com/
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TCB Caputophobia!
Tina joins Bryan to discuss phobias and review Teresa Saputo's newest TV venture.
People have phobia...which ones are rational?
Teresa Caputo's new TV show is EXACTLY like her old TV show.
Who is still believing this human???
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Co-Host: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
Producer: Christina A.
Producer: Gustavo B.
To l
The Enya-Trap Comedy Club
Bryan takes us through some of his recent life dramas, and gives his opinion on Pete Davidson's new material.
People having public sex?
Edging
The EVOO coffee
Wifi drama at Starbucks
Bryan’s new ploy to save money
Bryan’s not an outside dumper
We have a new phone number 212.433.3TCB
Bryan is giving crotchety
Bryan went to see Petey D!
Things were very strict at the show
A weird and disgusting room
Bryan has a soft spot for Pete!
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The Scuzzy-Guy Special
Bryan got a massage, and while he might have asked for hot stones, what he got instead was the Scuzzy-Guy Special.
The Superbowl is over!
Bryan got a massage
Another weird experience for Bryan
Don't be weird about the glutes!
The warmer the room, the lower the balls
She needed protection
Bryan’s masseuse had to be very brave
Phone.com sold our phone number!
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It's Your Whatever Chakra
Bryan & Krissy discover that the key to being a man is to never be sorry & to use your beautiful thrusting energy!
Man moon circle
Retirement drugs!
Word of the Day…
Tiktok music drama
TCB MUSIC!
Reggae-Tony
Not a penny more for Bryan
John Anthony is turning a corner?
Zan Perrion on what it means to be a man
It's your chakra or whatever!
The whatever chakra is getting wild
Your dick energy is failing SOCIETY
Yuckles Clown School & Dating Class!
You're top heavy
NEVER BE SORRY
You
All Charged Up!
Bryan’s all charged up with nowhere to go… He and Krissy are discussing their never-ending quest for content, WWE, and Bryan’s villain origin story.
Joe Rogan
If Bryan was high he could do a LOT of content
Word of the Day!
Circumstellar: surrounds or revolves around a star
South Park
Why aren’t we going back to the moon?
We’re back to the grammys
Bryan’s going to see Petey D!
WWE
Vince McMann
The Rock, wrestling drama, and death threats?
No recess for the kids?
Catholic school
Brya
TCB Infomercial w. Joanna Hausmann
Bryan & Krissy talk with Joanna Hausmann (comedian, head writer, podcaster, etc. etc. etc!) about all things Venezuela, being a weird girl, and working for Disney.
Parent-teacher conferences
They know about TCB…
Joanna Hausmann is joining us today
We are big Joanna fans!
TCB Infomercial
Joanna’s telling the weird girl truth
Returning (or not) to Venezuela
Venezuela whatsapp groups
Venezuela is in their China era
The Venezuelan birthday song
Joanna’s internet humor start
Attack your
Shady Okra!
In a post-Grammys haze, you might just find yourself angling for a ticket to 33P, live at the exclusive venue Shady Okra Retirement Community!
Content, content, content, baby
Bryan hate-watches instagram influencers
Krissy got a new pen
Blarney!
The Commercial Blarney: It’s Bonhomie!
Bryan’s pretend performances paid off
Woodystock vs Woodstock
SUNNYSIDE UP!
33P Band Reunion?
Dead people
Bryan is anti-nipple…kind of
Something’s off about the Grammys
Bryan volunteers to host the Gram
Hoadley's House of EVOO
From Hoadley’s sexy olive oil based marriage, to Bryan’s Russian Doll jizz drop, these two really have it all.
NextDoor must be stopped!
Zuckerberg apologizing?
Word of the day!
What’s going on with people and planes?
It’s always the Florida flights…
Keep Bryan Green next to other guys on the plane
The coke nail healers of yore
Send us stories!
John Munroe is a monster
Disney isn’t as fun anymore
Disney Cruising
Half Song Hoadley & Jizzy Jeff’s House of Horrors
Bryan’s upcoming jiz
Give 'Em The Bryan Look
What’s the most traumatic thing that can happen to you on vacation? Getting two twin beds, of course.
Welcome back to the tinfoil hat people
The Blue & Juan Show!
Taylor Swift political conspiracy theories?
Bryan’s grasp on the English language is fair to middling…
Guys, it’s quotidian, not quintinian!
If you can’t remember the Word of the Day, was it a success?
The i am rectangular guy was held up by armed rebels in Africa
Bryan & Astrid’s ill fated trip to Paris
Shoutout to Stacy from
It Ain't Easy Being Teen
We're might be quotidian, but we're also awfully bonhomie!
Bonhomie Bryan
We have a new word of the day!
The Quotidian Break
That's ~*~*~amazing*~*~*
Bryan is blown away by the idea of an oil mask for your hair
Teaching kids to pack
Zuckerberg & social media
It ain't easy being teen
The horrors of NextDoor
A Dear Abby moment
Bryan has a confusing family tree!
MAFS
Spoilers!
Bryan should watch RHOSLC
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BBS: Bare Bottom Spanking
Welcome back to TCB Minus, where you can see one of the most concerning Christian family sitcoms ever on tv!
Pauly Shore and Richard Simmons are fighting?
Bryan’s Pauly Shore cig story
TCB playing at the flooring conference
Hambone & Hoadley!
Family First
How many people got saved?
Fire By Nut
Bare bottom spanking!
The Lord vs college!
Rascal Flatts
If you can't major in bare bottom spanking, we don't want it!
Of course they bring the gays into it
Things are taking a turn…
The town
Leave My Recycling Alone!
Bryan & Krissy have got the giggles today, as Bryan tells Krissy about his recycling center drama, spoilers, and an Ask TCB. The heart wants what the heart wants…
Gigglin’
Word of the day!
Bryan’s recycling place
Bryan & Krissy tried to be builders
Fights at the recycling center
Bryan’s on a stakeout
True Detective spoilers
Happy Valley
Bryan’s a big picture guy!
We’re going Mayan Calendar!
Ask TCB
Can she fuck her (former) stepbrother?
Sign a petition!
What music are you putting o
The TCB Everglades Peni Retreat
Spiritual gurus are everywhere these days…so you should come to our special retreat. It's only $299!
Smartless is moving to sirius for $100 million
Kids at adventure play places
Bryan taunting children!
Spiritual gurus!
Psilocybin therapy
Gurus gettin’ sued
God complex & regular man complex
The Everglades Peni Retreat, where Bryan will heal you
Quantum leaping into different realities
Realities where thongs abound
That's manifesting, baby
Seeklocybin
It’s actually very NOT
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Krissy is back in action after a bout of laryngitis, and Bryan has to catch her up on the chaos of the Green household.
Bryan really messed up on Friday’s episode…
He was wrong about the Chiefs (of course he was)
Bryan, we know you are secretly obsessed with Taylor Swift
Bryan and Krissy, the Ying Yang Twins
As your producer…I cannot abide procrastination!
A bloody bath time at the Greens’
Bryan does not know anatomy, but he does know he’s scared!
Bryan’s youngest is a genius baby
Baby
Go Suck A Zyn, Bruh
Krissy is sick, so Christina joins Bryan in the TCB studio for an episode full of ass burps, Mormons, and staring deeply into people’s eyes.
Bryan’s destroying his instrument!
Christina is a Known Asshole
Zyn pouches
Go suck a Zyn, bruh
Tucker Carlson…or Tuckle Cuckle?
Smokin’ cigs in high school?
“Having the poots”
You can’t just be farting on the plane
Bryan’s addicted to chapstick
Deepfakes
Bryan’s giving people relationship advice?!
Housewives drama
Mormon mommy blogger
Jesus P
Farewell Furry Tina!
Tina says farewell to TCB by talking all things Smokey, smoking, and wiping.
Tina is leaving TCB
Bryan’s always wrong
A legislator is attacking the furries!
Twisty relationships
Let the brain run that train
Smokey’s ‘gasms
Some more of Smokey’s slutty lyrics
“I fit in there”
Old people should get drugs on demand!
Normalize partying at a certain age
Allergic to cocaine?
Tina’s doing keto at taco bell
How to wipe?
Why can’t you guys just use a bidet?
I told you so –Christina
Bryan
Booty Babies
Picture this: a baby…in your ass uterus…with lots of hair…and no bones for 3 years. You’re welcome.
Stanley Cups and Cabbage Patch Kids
MURDER!
Can we get Daddy Keith to do our intro?
Shoutout to Allison!
Bryan & Krissy are wilding out on dayquil today
Cryptid/Cryptic pregnancies?
Pregnancies that last from 14 months to 7 years
Mama’s lost her marbles we think
Would you like to feel it?
A baby hair ultrasound?
NO bones babies!
We want to hear from the daughter
“Because I’m dumb”
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Never Have We Ever...
Bryan & Krissy sauce it up in the soon-to-be murphy bed sex room/studio and answer a complicated Ask TCB.
Hoadley’s Naked Kitchen
Let’s play a game!
Never Have I Ever
Naked Twister
Bryan, stop humping the ground!
Bryan’s gonna get kicked off the airlines
The TCB studio could be a sex room
A murphy bed in the studio?
Ask TCB!
Entering the dating scene…messsssy!
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Marry That Ghost, Girl!
Who wants to marry a dead guy? This isn’t Ghost, Theresa! Bryan & Krissy bring back the bullshit peddler herself, Theresa Caputo. It's cold! SNL…who’s gonna take over? The Emmy’s Anthony Bourdain Bryan regales us with the winners HE would have chosen Who could win the amazing race?! Jeff Bridges’ near death experience Theresa Caputo Today of all days! This shit is the same every episode… Does Bryan actually say darling? Oh Theresa…you’re being bad now! A whack in the head helps her out every no
Marry That Ghost, Girl!
Who wants to marry a dead guy? This isn’t Ghost, Theresa! Bryan & Krissy bring back the bullshit peddler herself, Theresa Caputo.
It's cold!
SNL…who’s gonna take over?
The Emmy’s
Anthony Bourdain
Bryan regales us with the winners HE would have chosen
Who could win the amazing race?!
Jeff Bridges’ near death experience
Theresa Caputo
Today of all days!
This shit is the same every episode…
Does Bryan actually say darling?
Oh Theresa…you’re being bad now!
A whack in the head helps her
Take 'Em To The Liar's Den
He’s taking the ladies back to the Lion’s Den…or at least to the car, because sometimes that’s the better option. Bryan & Krissy listen to Adam The Liar’s tips on how to close. We’re rich in QueefCoin Rorschach test Piñata drama Adam The Liar…he’s fighting the War On Men Their special terminology They can’t close! The hazards! Tiddily Tick Tuesdays Spear, Sin, and Lion Just get them drunk an they’ll tell you all their secrets For god’s sake don’t let her sober up! It’s all about the PREP Don’t
Take 'Em To The Liars Den!
He’s taking the ladies back to the Lion’s Den…or at least to the car, because sometimes that’s the better option. Bryan & Krissy listen to Adam The Liar’s tips on how to close.
We’re rich in QueefCoin
Rorschach test
Piñata drama
Adam The Liar…he’s fighting the War On Men
Their special terminology
They can’t close!
The hazards!
Tiddily Tick Tuesdays
Spear, Sin, and Lion
Just get them drunk an they’ll tell you all their secrets
For god’s sake don’t let her sober up!
It’s all about the
Same Night Lay!
Game her, give her a grand, and you’ve got a same night lay on your hands! Adam The Liar gets absolutely wild and Bryan & Krissy rethink their sign off. Naptime blues Our show, it’s violent and inappropriate! Queefs! The Star Wars Edition! He’s got blow-nose on a conference call We’re thinking about merch (slay) Bryan is a fool...BYEEEEE! NOW GIT! The early days of TCB Adam The Liar! The old pick up artist community, you know! PUAs unite! The hazards of closing You! Got! Gamed! SAME NIGHT LAY A
Same Night Lay!
Game her, give her a grand, and you’ve got a same night lay on your hands! Adam The Liar gets absolutely wild and Bryan & Krissy rethink their sign off.
Naptime blues
Our show, it’s violent and inappropriate!
Queefs! The Star Wars Edition!
He’s got blow-nose on a conference call
We’re thinking about merch (slay)
Bryan is a fool...BYEEEEE!
NOW GIT!
The early days of TCB
Adam The Liar!
The old pick up artist community, you know!
PUAs unite!
The hazards of closing
You! Got! Gamed!
SAM
The Bloom Is ON The Rose! (w. Rosebud Baker)
Bryan & Krissy talk with comedian Rosebud Baker about being a democrat, her life as an SNL writer, and her many traumas. Krissy’s here! Shellin’ peanuts Big baseball mouths The skin is the best part Rosebud Baker is with us! Verified Stand-Up, Ep. 1 Them kids are ruining Christmas Rosebud turning democrat Becoming a stand-up comedian Bryan trying to slay the vocab game with “subversive” All the bad things happen at once SNL Sketches that never made it Having a dark sense of humor We love Roseb
The Bloom is ON the Rose!
Bryan & Krissy talk with comedian Rosebud Baker about being a democrat, her life as an SNL writer, and her many traumas.
Krissy’s here!
Shellin’ peanuts
Big baseball mouths
The skin is the best part
Rosebud Baker is with us!
Verified Stand-Up, Ep. 1
Them kids are ruining Christmas
Rosebud turning democrat
Becoming a stand-up comedian
Bryan trying to slay the vocab game with “subversive”
All the bad things happen at once
SNL
Sketches that never made it
Having a dark sense of humor
Mountain 'Gasms
Git to gittin’ and git yerself a gasm! Bryan & Krissy are talking Smokey Robinson (not the bear), Mountain Monsters, and Onlyfans empowerment.
Krissy had a stomach bug
Barfin
Piggyfronting sticker mishap
Smokey Robinson’s “Gasms”
It's all about the ‘gasm
Finally! We said something funny!
Mountain Monsters
Go on and git!!!!!
If you don't git it, Bryan, git out!
THERE’S A MONSTER ON CAMERA
It’s low budget, but we’ll take it
They didn’t even get attacked
That dang bell…
Two “verginas”
Handy Me Down
Questionable hand me downs, phantom sperm pain, and a trip to Tucky has Bryan & Krissy squealing wih laughter this episode.
Bryan loves a British comedy
But he doesn’t get the jokes
The thousand pound sisters
Bryan’s household is worse than he thinks
He's having a come to jesus
Astrid makes homemade pinatas?!?! Incredible
The hypocrisy of it all
Bryan’s phantom sperm syndrome
Recommended EPMs
POISON JIZZ
Cum courier
Bryan bought a pocket pussy
And that's on being non returnable
The
More Pulp, More Poop
Bryan & Krissy are actively alienating both Bryan and our audience by talking about...you guessed it...poop transplants.
Co-Chiefs of Chuchas!
The Three Kings
Settlers of Catan & the miserable board game guy
Bryan’s lawyer’s sex room
Hillbilly Horror Stories
Vitamins, supplements, and cleanses (it’s January…but we don’t buy it!)
We
Frickin' Frankie
We're starting off Season 5 in the only way we know how...it's Frankie B!
It’s Season 5!!!!
Covid Christmas Castle
Bryan’s having a midlife crisis
I only take BitShit
We love our listeners and appreciate you for sticking with us for so long
Bryan got scabies once?
Astrid knows best AS USUAL
BROTHA
To get women, you gotta *get* women
There’s our Frankie!
Ever heard of being genuine?
Don't try to impress them
I love frankie’s use of “frickin”
He’s a “fluencer”
How's your relationship with
Gym Guys & Gym Sighs
Get your new year’s workout on girliepops, and don’t forget your iStrings and your flamboyant exhales.
Last episode of Season 4!
Bryan’s entire family got COVID
He’s a frequent flier at the doctor’s office
Overdramatic parents
We blame gustavo!
The old goose egg
Dan Rather
Who watches the nightly news?
The streaming wars
Apple tv is doing it right
The jury, westworld, and SPACE!
Get in the good car, kids!
Bryan goes to the gym to watch his shows
Bryan’s airpods got washed
Bryan’s
Hangin' Loose in Vegas
We've got another collection of our best segments, as Bryan is still living in a COVID hellscape. So, join us as we revisit Bryan's ball in Vegas, carplay torture, and a "porn again" preacher. LINKS:
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Producer: Christina A.
Producer: Gustavo B.
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One Hell Of A Day! w. Felicia Day
Bryan remains quarantined from the gift of C-19 gifted to his whole house by Santa! The interview with Felicia Day is revisited as one of the favorite episode of Season 4!
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The Real Corona Xmas Castle! w. Steve-O
Bryan finds himself in the middle of his own "C-19 Lockdown" as the whole house catches the ick. In lieu of a new episode, the most listened to episode of TCB Season 4 is revisited. Steve-O joins Tina and Bryan to discuss clown school, ass clowns and Mike Tyson on blow! More new episodes coming this week. Season 5 starts January 16th 2024.
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Frankie A.I.B.
Bryan is joined by Tina in this episode of TCB. They discuss the very scary AI results for Frankie B, what this means for the future of TCB and how Frankie will adjust to life in the new world! Bryan recalls his DMT experiences. Plus Bryan get's a seggs toy and he is scared to use it!
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Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
Mushroom Jesus Won't Drink Silver!
Drake & Flacka?
Astrid, hostage of TCB
The monopolies!
We like the thought of an island but not the reality
Dehydrated meals
Love Has Won cult
Mother God and the many Father Gods
DON’T DRINK COLLOIDAL SILVER
Religious justification for cults
Find a middle ground
No silver & no kool-aid
The lady who eats dirty diapers
“Pocketbook”
Auntie keisha is stealing our diapers
She’s eating over 2.5 diapers a day
The way the show keeps roasting her with the slow motion
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Break-Up Szn
It’s the most sexless time of the year! Bryan & Krissy relive holiday parties of yore and review a pick up artist showing his fiancee his videos…
Holiday parties!
Bryan fuckin’ Green, don’t give my husband drugs!
Sketchy morning show hosts
We aren’t ready to be funny at 5am
Extra glasses when you travel
A taco bell holiday orgy
My fiance watches me pick up women
Instead of being funny this is just deeply sad
“Moustache”
It’s the bad pick up lines for me
If women are on the beach tanni
Build-A-Girlfriend?
Bryan & Christina go down the rabbit hole with Senate twinks, sex dolls, and the (Bryan's pronuncation) EUNUCH MAKER!
Christina’s staying far away from Bryan’s petri dish
Bryan self diagnoses…
Everything is poison!
We’re spending our lives on digital devices
We are runners!
Christina’s hot takes on billionaires
The twink in the senate!
A career pivot?
Are sex dolls giving weighted blanket?
A message from our sex dolls
Thanks again, Bryan!
Remember to clean me!
Take the eyes out
The
That's a Big Sack Of Presents!
Christina joins Bryan in the studio to discuss her favorite genre of music: Slutty Christmas.
Let’s talk about sex ba-by!
Hot tub streamers
Toes only!
Christina’s feetfinder account
Pleasure, pain, and smashing bananas
2023 Pornhub Wrapped
We love a mature cougar
The Clermont Lounge
Siri getting involved
Kevin Costner and Jewel
Big Power!
Loose tongue baby talk
Slutty christmas
A Nonsense Christmas, by Sabrina Carpenter
Drew Barrymore’s Oprah interview
Jada Pinkett Smith
Please
EPM In Progress
If there's two things we love on this podcast it's EPMs and a celtic Christmas vibe! Tina & Bryan get into it while Krissy is away.
Best to whoever you are!
The Beatles’ grammy
Happy Meal pokemon cards
Country clubbin'
Trump and his NFTs
Ozempic
Drew Barrymore & her Oprah interview
The dick finger machine
Bryan’s morning press conference
EPM in progress!
Tina for Mother of the Year!
The Pogues
Pay for the bar tab at your funeral
Bryan’s favorite christmas song
Great man, bad teeth
Scrotal Sherpa
You might be wondering what in the world a Scrotal Sherpa is, and to that I say "IYKYK"
Tis the season!
Storytime with Bryan
Awkward times at the restaurant
TJ & Amy’s former spouses are now together
Mark Bryan’s words…Matt Lauer is going to try to make a comeback
Dating someone in the same circle as someone else you dated
Update on Bryan’s balls
Scrotum Sherpa
The kids keep kicking Bryan in his “booboo”
Bryan won’t wear a cup because he doesnt want his kids to make fun of him
Your se
The Earth Is Not Flat (w. Blair Socci)
Dear Blair Socci, we love you SO much. Please try not to fall into the ice barrier at the edge of the world. Love you! Bye!
Best comedy movie of all time?
Spinal Tap
Bye Bye Bye is by NSYNC
Blair Socci is with us!
Feetfinder
Blair needs to give us tips for selling feet pics
Mean comments
Our love of tiktok
Blair’s first comedy special!
Everyone on this podcast needs to get a real job, right?
Parental relationships
Blair never wants to meet Owen Wilson
The earth is NOT flat!
It's th
Bryan Swipes His V Card
The twists and turns of Bryan’s vasectomy story will have you rolling for days…
Bryan is a very bad gag gifter
Balls everywhere!
Stick drama at the green house
Krissy needs a driver
When in doubt, shove em down
Bryan swiped his V(asectomy) card
A 90 year old getting a vasectomy
The indignity of surgery
Hangin’ mistletoe
The unveiling of the hoodless honda!
Taping your twig to your stomach
Bryan fishing for compliments at the doctor
Bryan’s ball bruising
The twists and turns of this
Crowdfunding Corey
If any of you ever contribute to Corey Feldman’s crowdfunding efforts, we truly wonder what’s wrong with you. Then again, you do listen to TCB.
Chevy Chase
Compuserve
Tow truck conference circuit
Kristiani Hoadley!
We want a conference based reality show
Back to Corey Feldman’s musical adventure
They’re singing a cover
Lace up leather pants
It’s giving Tom Sandoval
Off the bat this is not good
When Bryan says it’s 33P level, you know it’s bad
A chorus kick line? Why not!
Honestly…you ju
Cars 4 Bryan & Money 4 Corey
Bryan Green & Corey Feldman might be more similar than they think…anyway send all donations to 1-877-KARS4BRYAN.
Bryan’s in “media sales”
Juggernaut jerkanaut jergernaut?
It’s not Barbie’s Dream House, It’s Bryan’s Dream House!
Coffee keeps us regular here at TCB
That panera lemonade is killing people
Mushroom coffee
Bryan’s tea journey
1-877-KARS4BRYAN
He was in his the heart wants what the heart wants era
Bryan’s Corey Feldman obsession
A musical adventure with Corey Feldman
The Fe
Spite Your Way To Success (w. Felicia Day)
Bryan & Krissy shoot the shit with Felicia Day (Third Eye, The Guild, You’re Never Weird on the Internet) and discover her prolific career is mostly due to spite.
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J*zzin' & Rizzin'
When you learn the word “rizz” from it being added to the dictionary, it’s safe to say it’s giving old. Bryan & Krissy continue their dating show comparison with The Cut.
Bryan’s first wedding
Madeline Brockway’s 59 million dollar wedding
Her new husband is facing life in prison
Renting out Versailles
Cover your ears at the Biltmore Estates!
The Cut!
She was quick
Our girl Heather McMahan won celebrity jeopardy!
Underwhelming
The height thing…
Bryan is too sensitive for this
Are you
Get Chucked!
Krissy’s back in the chair, and boy are we happy to have her! We’re easing back in with one of our favorites…Chuck & Love Connection.
The queen is back!
Krissy wasn't phrogging in Bryan’s crawl space
Dog training troubles
Steve-O’s clown mutiny
The Dating Game
Old dating shows vs new dating shows
We bet Chuck has been to a few sunken bedrooms…
Chuck was fuckin!
Blue eyes and a college education, it’s a choice
Finally chuck gets it
Give this poor girl a chance
This guy is just…mean?
My Tragic Alter Ego
We’re all surprised Steve-O agreed to be on TCB
We set expectations low
Tina went to a star wars parody burlesque show
We’re all weird in atlanta
How did Santa get so skinny?
Bryan pretending to like sports
Subway, Jimmy Johns, & elephant murder
A disturbing celebrity story
TW: r*pe, SA, inc*st
Bryan’s old country radio days
Garth Brooks
Garth as an emo rocker?
VH1 Behind The Music
Chris Gaines
Best thing about music? Sex
He was here for a tragic backstory
He put out two albums wit
O, What A Clown Show! (w. Steve-O)
Steve-O joins Bryan and Tina (While Krissy is out for the week), and they dig deep into Steve-O's crazy life, insane stunts and the clowns that voted him off the island (AKA Royal Carribean Cruise Line)!
Watch Steve-O's Bucket List special, and listen to his Podcast, Wild Ride.
Bryan’s McDonald’s days
Recording dumb stuff
Oral coaching
Steve-O’s first word was in Portugese
The origins of Steve-O
Tremendo
Steve-O’s antics as a kid
Steve’s Bucket List special
Injuries, surgeries, & workma
Is Pee The Key?
Brace yourself. Bryan & Tina get into one of our stickiest episodes yet...
Mark Cuban is leaving shark tank
Fireside flop
The old clubhouse days
Dane Cook
Drinking your own urine
A half gallon?!
Shoutout to the Jersey Shore
Podcasts are where the bad ideas come from
“Frothy”
The gulping noises!!!
Streaming only
The pee drinkers don’t have friends
Tried his pee for a “medical emergency”
She’s tried a LOT of urine
It’s giving cult
SNORT IT
Pee is the key
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Let's Get More Sexier
Bryan & Tina find out how they can get more sexier and get on the attack with their appearance.
Director of Otherkin Tina is back!
Mousey
She did it for the lookbook!
All you have to do is pay us lots of money
A hallucinogenic journey
Microdosing
Getting chased by a bull on the hunt for shrooms
Frankie B teaching us how to be more sexy than ever before
Are bald heads sexy?
Thoughts and prayers for your follicles
We need Tina to go on a date with Frankie
Strategically shaved body hair
Furverts & Fetlife & Otherkins!
Krissy is out of the studio, so Bryan & friend of the pod, Tina, get into all things drugs, fetishes, and feeling like a nonhuman being.
Bryan & Tina have been friends for 30 years
There’s no coming back after triplets!
Tina left her dog with her nail tech!
An adult man with guinea pigs…red flag
Doing drugs and cutting the grass in a bath towel
Restaurant industry drama
Old dating drama
Ask TCB!
Shooting your shot
What not to say!
Bryan got ghosted
Fetlife
Otherkin
No swimming f
That'll Blow Your T%&$ Off (w. Heather McMahan)
She's beauty and she's grace, she's Heather McMahan! Bryan & Krissy gab with Heather McMahan, and she really blew our t#$% off.
What makes a world tour
It’s all naked in Krissy's house
Bryan needs a new duvet
Heather McMahan is joining us!
She’s an Atlanta girl
Heather’s journey
Losing your pants at the fox
Lettin’ it rip
Smoked oysters will blow your t%$s off
Robin, The Golden Bachelorette
Heather’s worked at every restaurant in Atlanta and New York
She's shaking her t&%s for cash!
Barbecue Bargain Lap Dance
“It’s not something a customer would do. It’s something a guy who bangs hot chicks would do.” -John Anthony Lifestyle, 2023
Crumbl cookies
Audio Scavenger Hunt
Wow can’t believe I’m (Christina) not allowed to play!!! This is a scam!!!!!
Bryan’s front door troubles
Bryan’s kids are buying so many movies
Back to John Anthony Lifestyle
How to Get Strippers
Don’t give them attention, and don’t fall for the attention they give you
What's your name? Who gives a fuck?!
That ass looks pretty c
I'm In The Industry!
How To Date Strippers: lie to them about your career as an electronic DJ and paint yourself blue. Then take them to Chili's.
Taylor Swift in Brazil
Bryan going to the mat for Taylor
How 'bout that option slot
Grundle bundle's bad interview
The crowd parts for Shaq!
Bryan’s Blue troubles
Bryan’s mom loved the pod
Chili for Thanksgiving
Doggie xanax
Gummies galore
John Anthony Lifestyle!
How To Pick Up Strippers
Putting the science back in seduction
Blue Man Bryan
Thank god for elec
Clean Sac, Dirty Shoes
We may not have a lot of standards here at TCB, but one thing is for certain: no shoes on the bed!
Starting things off with a disturbing story
Pajama day
Super Sac Scrubber 5000!
Back to loofah
What’s your shower routine?
Steve-O & the jackass boys
Steve-O’s Corey Feldman interview
Things are getting strange here…
Oblivious or delusional?
There’s a problem with these reality shows!
NO SHOES ON THE BED!
Something’s going on at Krissy’s house…
Things are driving Bryan crazy
Cars for
Das Funny (w. Vir Das)
Bryan & Krissy are welcoming Vir Das to the show (yes, you read that right, a guest!), and they talk all things religion, controversy, and sitting on each others' beds.More On Vir!
Vir's Website: https://www.virdas.in/
See Vir On Tour Now: https://www.virdas.in/tour
Watch His Latest Netflix Special: Click Here
Watch His "2 Indias" Speech: Vir's YouTube
Show Notes:
We’ve got a guest!
Are we one degree away from a Netflix special?
We’re in Vir world
Two Indias
Vir is in the middle
Phrog BnB
This is now a spooky scary true crime podcast with a side of giggles! Bryan & Krissy discuss “getting out of the shit,” clubbing for a living, and phrogging.
If you can't handle the heat, get out of the shit! That’s the saying, right?
BA flight attendant revived by construction worker in Brazil?
Krissy Hoadley, for Retirement Living
Clubbin’ for a livin’
Phrogging
Bryan was a phrogger in his own home!
Things go missing…
Cameras inside
They’re making out!
They got him in the house with
Nutfoliation: It's Skincare!
We’re always growing and learning here at TCB, and today Bryan is learning about shaving his balls. What a time to be alive!
The extreme food contest!
9 *million* scoville
We’re backing away from the gummy bear challenge, but we will do the pocky one chip challenge
Thanksgiving fare
Slow n low baby
A day old Pizza Hut thanksgiving
The Lion in Rome
Did this happen in Atlanta?
Protect Astrid from the alligators!
Florida’s really getting wild
Jeff Bezos & his girlfriend’s cowboy cosplay
Once More, From Your Nose!
Half Song Hoadley & Bryan relive the worst American Idol auditions, and Bryan finds himself feeling a kinship for them.
We got an alien!
Clean house clean mind
The buck stops with bryan and he doesn't like it
Fake Christmas trees
Half Song Hoadley is a verb now
Don’t listen to our old episodes
Find a Chopper Johnson album on ebay
John Daker
Attempting songs that are hip with the kids
More A, baby!
Top 5 cringiest American Idol auditions
We miss Simon!
The John Daker School of Music
Wheelin' Dealin' Warlocks
Don't worry everyone, we've got a captain of industry in the warlock world to save us from the devil of disney and Jared Leto.
Jared Leto climbed the empire state building?
Unregulated fair rides
Bryan is not a fan of heights
30 Seconds To Mars or 33P?
This economy!
Warlocks! Milk! Tetas!
Hocus Pocus 2 is ruining everything
The demonic kingdom?!
What is this man saying?
A captain of industry in the warlock world!
It’ll change your DNA
Third quarter, it’s the killing season
Paul Cruz, Sa
Bob's Demon Nether Region
You know what they say: when in doubt, exorcise it out! Bryan & Krissy lure us into some TCB lore and introduce us to Bob’s Demon PeePee.
Bryan was right!
NFTs are worthless
The pyramid scheme where you never get to the top!
Elon’s losing his marbles
Breaking Twitter, by Ben Mezrich
TCB LORE/LURE
Lure ya with the lore!
Murder Suicide
Real life exorcists?
Smack that demon in the sternum
Oh this is so creepy
We want to go to this live show
Smack that peepee
Bob and the demon pp
Ayyy
Come On Down To Tile Town!
From Pat Sajak sellin’ tile to doing bumps at a Raiders game, this episode is full to bursting with fair to middling content!
Sick kids - get your flu shot!
Doin’ cocaine at the Raiders game
iPad fiances on 90 Day Fiance
Ask TCB!
Finding your situationship on the dating apps…
This is a slippery slope, babe!
Bryan The Therapist has arrived
Appointment TV!
60 minutes
Survivor
The TV landscape has changed
Wtf is crapopolis?
Are these shows even real?
Krissy and her fancy crab…
Bachelor in
Bryan's Nut Butt Craft Beer!
TCB is now proudly serving Bryan’s Nut Butt Beer! Yeah…don’t ask, just listen.
A teacher with an Only Fans side gig
The balloons are back
Bryan doing “research” for TCB
$5 FIB!
There’s a whole language we don’t know!
Audio Scavenger Hunt!!!!!!!
We’re giving away $1000
Scammy texts
The world’s hottest gummy bear
Bryan vs Krissy, it’s a spray tan throw down
Does Trump spray tan naked?
Bad home brew
Beer made with vaginal yeast?!
Bryan’s Nut Butt Beer
Amish people at Mcdonalds?
Rumspringa
Bears, Chicken, & Flava Flav...Oh My!
We got bears in Pigeon Forge, sad chicken for Bryan, and Flava Flav singing the national anthem at an NBA game…we always keep it interesting here at TCB!
Bryan’s Father-in-Law is “Ay, Bryan”-ing again
Gettin’ shocked
Pigeon Forge
Bears!
Fool's gold!
Bryans in charge of picking the restaurant…
A life size Paula Deen cut out
Ah, the old “meat n four”
Bryan’s sugar daddy shirt
Marlon is alive
Sugar momma sites don't work for everyone
Rose jail
Vanilla Ice is doing Twisted Tea
FLAAAAAVA FLA
Bonus: Four Days A Week!
Bryan gives the green light to the fourth weekly episode! No asked for it, it's coming anyway!
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Prove It!
Looking for a quick fix? Just uncover those baseboards and slather them in oil...pee...dog pee...? Bryan & Krissy cover celebrity memoirs, parental expectations, and, of course, Extreme Cheapskates.
Happy day (or a few) after Halloween!
Stealthy kids
Prove it!
Justin Timberlake turned off comments bc of Britney’s memoir
Should Will Smith turn off his comments?
Cough break!
Remember our mail order bride eps?
Steven Spielberg’s daughter is gonna be a porn star, slay
Steven & Kate adopted
Girl Math Boy Math Gyoza Math!
You've heard of girl math, you've heard of boy math, but have you heard of Gyoza Math? Bryan hadn't either...
It’s not actually Halloween it’s November 1st lol
Top costumes!
Creed 3 came out this year, Bryan
Krissy’s a costume girlie!
Clown hobo costumes of yore
Should Bryan & Astrid go as Frankie & his girlfriend
Do you go to the bathroom in the dark?
Falling asleep on the po
Yearbook signing
Making out on the way home from six flags
Bad Kisser Bryan
The spooky balloons are back
Do
See You In A Mo'
Nobody wants to hear about your fucking podcast, but on that note, please download our podcast
CREED
Our computer is haunted by balloons
Bryan loves to hate listen
Krissy doesn’t want to be a cruiser
Quentin Tarantino
This is our halloween episode
Things get freaky in the studio
Announcing retirement…is it for real?
Bryan, its Cilla not Celia
Party organizer aka cocaine dealer
A junior doctor
See you in a mo!
A very well defined face
Smutty books in the bath makes for a perfect dat
The Frankie B Casting Couch!
Oh how the turn tables...Frankie B is on the hunt to find out what women truly want.
I am rectanguuuular…
We’re now 4 days a week!
Erectile dysfunction ads
Half-Tail Hoadley
Bryan & Krissy are on a chipmunk/squirrel rampage
We’re always on empty at TCB
The daughter of kurt cobain and son of tony hawk have married
Celeb tequila
Kurt Cobain
Creep
TCB Tequila
Melting lights in the TCB studio
Frankie B finds out what women really want!
For the first time, he’s interviewing!
Is she drink
Mommy Is A Country Peddler
Bryan & Krissy cover all the hot new celebrity couples (shoutout to Petee & Kelsey, many blessings to you) and celebrity drama, and then we finally get our Ask Bryan's Mom segment!!
Mempho!
Pete Davidson and Kelsey Grammer
Taylor Swift coverage has gone too far
We dont want that kind of fame
Sketchy pics
Mystery cameras
Jada...please stop
Ask Bryan’s mom!
Country Peddler
MOMMY!
A PSA from Bryan’s Mom
Irving wanted to neck with Vicky!
Keep it mysterious
"Go to church and say a praye
The Dry Hump Is Back!
Krissy is back (again), and we couldn't be more pleased! While STIs are not stigmatized as much these days, Bryan thinks bringing back dry humping could solve the STI problem (and premature ejaculation).
We love Krissy!!!
TCB news!
You’re getting 4 episodes a week
Papa Joe’s funeral
Corey Feldman deep dive on the books
A tender moment between Bryan and Krissy
Mechanical Bull Herpes?
Alix Earle
Covid of the dick
Bring back dry humping
Bryan’s mom was in an MLM?
The world’s largest hon
Joe Jonas + Netflix = Marital Bliss!
Krissy returns on Wed to TCB. In the meantime Bryan & Astrid step in the studio to bring the TCB Universe a special tuesday episode. they discuss Live Joe Jonas, Drunk Joe Jonas, Divorced Joe Jonas and plain old regualr Joe Jonas. Then a teacher in Missouri finds her pot of gold on OF. Finally, the couple review their preferred "terrible TV" choices.
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The Oft Requested: Frankie's Salon-Sui Success!
As Bryan wraps up a long 2 week abcesnse by Krissy, he digs deep into the catalouge to bring back a fan favorite episode from early 2023. Frankie B's Salon-Sui business opportunity took the TCB audience by storm! For a cool $300K, you too can openk your own gold mine....A Salon-Sui gold mine! Frankie is going to shjow you the ropes as Bryan and Krissy review this insane infomercial for his franchised cuttery!
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You Get A Dom! You Get A Dom!
Christina joins Bryan again, and they cover all manner of shocking and appalling subjects.Ultimately, it all comes down to this: don’t marry the up the butt girl (unless you want to then go off, slay, queen)!
Bryan went to a Jonas Brothers concert
RED DRESS!
Sophie & Joe’s divorce
French horn girls
Cake by the ocean? Absolutely not
Velvet Underground vs James Taylor
Justice For Kevin!
Christina sasses Bryan!
Aragorn was Christina’s sexual awakening???
Christina clears up some stuff abo
Guess Who's Back! Back Again!
Our girl Krissy is back and so is her glorious laugh! Bryan & Krissy cover Krissy's notes from last week, Bryan's love for Dua Lipa, and, of course, Theresa Caputo.
We’re hoping Papa Joe can exact revenge on Theresa Caputo from beyond the grave
Fact news or fiction!
Krissy needs rose jail explained to her again
Bryan is in an AI 90’s yearbook
Christina has a degenerative mind?! Well, shit
Mint choc chip is a flavor exclusively for dads
Bryan would like to be a woman during ovulation
Let’
A Treat For Tuesday!
It's a special TCB day! Producer Christina takes you through the best of the week. We're talking modern dating, flaccid penises, and Travis & Tay.
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Happy Stepford Wife, Happy Stepford Life!
It’s all about submission, repenting, and letting ME initiate for God’s sake! While Krissy is out, Bryan & Christina get into some backwards Christian beliefs, after all, someone has to tame our producer!
Being single can be Certified Bad
We are wishing iconic Papa Joe well <3
Ariana Grande’s baby voice
Bryan’s definitely not crying over a Celine Dion video…
Ron Desantis wears lifts!
Height difference drama
Selling Sunset
Listen to Christina’s podcast here! (It’s called To All Th
The 8 Year Itch
While Krissy is out of studio, Astrid joins Bryan for some Swiftie discourse & a shot at the newlywed game (many years on...)
Astrid joins Bryan for an episode!
She took a 90 Day Fiance shortcut
Bryan is gonna get the swifties after him
Taylor & Travis?
What makes a real Swiftie
The Newlywed Game, with Astrid & Bryan!
Astrid has never smoked a cigarette (or done any fun drugs!)
There’s hope for their kids!
Mint chocolate chip is WEIRD
Bryan hates poop…shocker
What streaming
Cheese Filled Gin & Limp Struck Limbs!
A Thursday Episode?? Yes, it's a special extra episode of The Commercial Break.
On this bonus episode of "TCB Can" Bryan and Krissy discuss the Cheese Martini craze and review an infomercial helping the boys with thier "floppy disks"!
This "Commercial Break Can" episode comes from unreleased material via Season 3!
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All The Dating Apps, All The Dating Happs!
Krissy is taking some time off to be with family. But Christina joins Bryan in studio to discuss dating in 2023! Stay tuned for more unreleased content from "The TCB Can".
Krissy will be back soon....she did not run away
Bryan dispells some of the rumors around the show
It is Christina's birthday!
Christina gets a good deal on a locksmith
Getting locked out of the car is a whole scene
We miss KRISSY!
Christina is on ALL the dating apps
Hinge has "Hot People Jail"?
Love is not Blind
B
Piggyfront My What?!
While Krissy is still out of studio, let's revisit a fan fave...Theresa goes piggyfronting!
What happens when Theresa Caputo is fucking her husband and a ghost shows up? When the ghost joins in...that's called piggyfronting! Join Bryan & Krissy as they get back into their "thing" with Theresa Caputo.
Bryan briefly attempts to discuss microchips & China
Just like the US has a thing with China, TCB has a thing with Theresa Caputo
Bryan explains TCB’s historical beef with Theresa
She is definit
Run That Rotation, Bruh
We’ve got a little mix and match action for you today! Bryan & Producer Christina have chopped up a few secret episodes and put them together for you while Krissy is on vacation.
Shop in the mornings if you hate people
Standing up or falling down?
Leave Bryan alone!
Baby Dante, for Pampers
Gas Station Girl
Baboon face damage
John Anthony & his Buddha
Lays per week
Run that rotation
Karl joins us briefly
100 new “real” girls per year!
A lifetime permanent solution
John Anthony is ha
Divert & Prosper
These days you can't just ask your congregants for money, you have to do it under the guise that God wants you to be richer than them! It's called creativity, people.
90 Day Fiance
Oops! Bryan said transsexual but he means transgender
“Trust me”
Dive bars!
An outhouse with a bar
TCBCon
Who would you dress up as?
Bryan can’t rejoin the restaurant industry (please subscribe & review us on itunes)
The 700 Club
A new kind of prosperity preacher
Mmmmm prowess
Just give the glory to god a
The United States of Scat
Absolutely nobody asked Wild Bill to pronounce himself a professor in poop, the king of scat, the #1 scat-ologist in the United States...but here we are...and Bryan & Krissy are here to guide us through it.
Mempho & Jim James
Graceland
Fluffernutter
Cracker Barrel and Olive Garden DRAMA
Bryan’s son is a big boy!
He knows all about the rodecaster
We cant go wrong with mountain monsters
The silver giant
A stripe from dick to chin
Sk** wa*****
Why are they always yelling?!
Science, baby
The Great Cornholio!
Why-a you stealing all those chickens?! From cornhole to Mountain Monsters, Bryan & Krissy "stay ready" for anything.
Get yer nuts here!
Professional cornhole
Footgolf?
The drama of having children
Becoming your parents
Redocaster reset
Krissy’s dad is getting on facebook
Bryans tiktok troubles
How is it already october?
No better time for Mountain Monsters!
Its giving party in the cornfield
Coyote or donkey
STAY READY
Dont want blood on this corn!
Chicken massacre
Let’s make a t
The Hoodless Honda Lot!
We do what we must to save a buck, but how far would you go? Bryan & Krissy reminisce on their crappy car days and check in on some extreme cheapskates.
$700 Snow Crab
Expense it!
Perks of the radio station
Bryan’s honda with no hood
Naked Attraction is now on Max!
Extreme Cheapskates…Best Of
7 moves in 8 years
Only eat non perishables
She likes her shoes cold
Giving up dental hygiene?!
Alien sperm on the mattress
Roberta tells her what’s up
Spare sheets from the motel?
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I Love Car
Honk if you want to get your tailpipe dirty! HONK! HONK! Bryan & Krissy revisit an old friend of theirs...the guy who's in love with his car.
Some new reviews
We were compromised?
An Italian boob massage
Happy feet
Leave your jeans ON
Sketchy massage parlors
Puriteens
Everyone thank their lucky stars that Bryan & Krissy aren’t on the dating scene
No one is a 10.7 (except producer Christina)
I love lamp
I'm in love with my car
A red ford taurus
Objectophilia
Beep beep
Poor roommate
Total Creepout!
Men, if you want to go to the gym, you better follow Frankie’s rules or risk becoming a Total Creepout!
Welcome Back, Kotter
John Travolta
Don’t say the S word!
Anticipatory rejection anxiety disorder
Bryan blames Radiohead
He’s with Moon Taxi!
Frankie B is back
Bryan did NOT get an erection during his massage today
Frankie’s intro…
So many rings so little time
No staring at yourself!
Quit showing everyone your junk in the locker room
Earthworm
It’s Car Play Torture!
Choose your adventure: every time you get in the car, A) The Lion & The Lamb plays or B) that U2 album pre-downloaded on every iphone ever made plays.
Late night tv drama
Miserable highly paid people
Mo’ money mo’ problems
Car play
The lion and the lamb
We start what we finish
Fred Willard & Obsessed
Obsessed with peter pan
They’re looking up his tights
A banana with the skin on? Or a twinkie?
Do some leaping!
Losing your job and your spouse over pretending to be Peter Pan…it’s gone
Daddy Dearest
Bailey's, Bud Lights, and Bad Decisions...that's what we're all about here at TCB. Bryan & Krissy open up a very messy Ask TCB.
Hillbilly Horror Stories!
Fakey B the pervert
Bryans former speech impediment
Ask TCB!
We can't speak about $c!ent0l0gy
In the words of patron saint Nicki Minaj, these bitches is messsssssy!
My best friend is my new mom
Holly we feel for you!
"It's better to crash and burn than sparkle and fade" -Bryan Green
Florida fireworks
Feral cat girlfriend
We’re start
Mr. Slobberpuss Finds Love
Well, ladies & gents, now we know why this man has never had a girlfriend... Bryan & Krissy finish off the week with the rest of the Love Me documentary.
Execs taking private jets to work
A helicopter glasses saga
We’ve reviewed the same video twice…oops
Wayne Dyer
Just stay in the port-a-potty!
Love Me
She’s in America
Hoedown throwdown
Travel kills prejudice
More belt buckles, more luck
Loan sharks in Odesa
Sir, this is what we call a scam
Whole mouth kissing
Mr. Slobberpuss
The
A Gold Rose Engagement
There's heartbreak, engagements, golden roses, and black-haired women as Bryan & Krissy watch more of the Love Me documentary.
Bama rush
Bryan’s one and only sorority date party experience
Should Bryan & Krissy do an improv class?
We’re changing our format
Russian mail order brides
A Foreign Affair
A little younger than his target age…
U crane
A gold rose
Astrid knows all about those
$9000 on EMAILS
MARRY ME?!
They're not that friendly…they don't owe you that buddy
Class pic!
Brya
From Russia With Love (And Money)!
Love me, love me, say that you love me...and also please give me lots of money pleeeeeease!
Krissy & Jeff got roped into 90 day fiance
Gogglebox
Nothing’s fair!
The Atlanta-Barcelona diarrhea flight
Brown Barcelona
Dump Matthews Band
Disneyland Paris
International looooooove
The mail order bride business
Love Me
A bunch of middle aged white guys…no surprise
Farming isn't a hot job!
“Something about Russian brides”
American women, they just don't get it
5 minute dates? We don't buy
Should, Could, Would, Possibly...
Who needs legitimate real estate training? Just head to your local Holiday Inn for a seminar given by a rando! You, too, can scam Anywhere, USA!
Ghost pepper wings challenged
Paqui One Chip Challenge
Can you die from spice?
Almond milk and sushi
Heehee!
We love Paul
Real Estate Seminar Scammers
Those who can’t, teach
Cash Flow Generator!
Who hot who not!
Results may vary…
Clipboards and limousines
Oooh a wealth guide!
Just dont use your own money!
Anywhere USA
There’s tons of way
90 Day Neigh Neigh!
It’s ‘scam or be scammed’ here at TCB. From 90 day fiancees to cash flow generation Bryan and Krissy know binge-worthy content when they see it.
TCB–it’s not for everyone
Bryan’s a Labor Day Baby (1 of 2)
Don’t turn your phone on at a gas pump
Bryan’s bad at fake phone calls
Krissy went on a 90 Day Fiance binge
Bryan hates real estate scams
Cash Flow Generator!
How to lose money in real estate, by Bryan Green
Follow every step
Surprised! Amazed! Surprised! Amazed!
Strong arming Grandm
Do I Irritate You, Right?
I understand and respect that, now shut up while I CLOSE! Bryan & Krissy go from clubbing in Spain to Paul Cruz & his sales secrets.
Mo Money Mo Problems
Bryan reads some lovely reviews
DJ Paris Hilton
Bryan & Astrid went to a club in Spain
Wearing sandals to the club
People who invite themselves
Bryan had to wear shoes to bed
Paul Cruz!
I understand and respect that
Make ‘em dizzy, that’s how to sell!
A few fell found clothes(?)
Sales is the destination!
Who’s the decision maker?
Ritalin, Xbox, and...Jail?
But Uncle Sam, I can't go to jail, they don't have adderall or my google docs in there! And, also, I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm a vegan.
The Me Too men are trying to make a comeback
Bryan’s spanish isn’t doing him any favors
Sam Bankman-Fried
Lack of adderall & vegan meals…what is this, JAIL?!
People love money
Bryan & Krissy’s Court TV
It’s Paul Cruz! Of the Paul Cruz Sales Agency!
Say No to the whiteboard, paul
He might maybe one day make a sale
The Martial Arts of
PCB...Drinks Are On Me!
From PCB to Frankie B, Bryan & Krissy are getting down and dirty, one tricep at a time.
The video didn’t record for 5 Naked Days in Dublin!
Scientology
An ill fated vacation in Florida
Spring Break in PCB
Gourmet ice
A Liquor Luge and a whole lot of nastiness
Frankie B tells us how to get the perfect body
One body part per day! No exceptions
Left Tricep Thursday
NO REST DAYS
Punch that peen! Tax that dick!
The 555
What happened to the salon suiiiiiii?
Only the strong survive
Frank
5 Naked Days In Dublin!
The best dating advice of 2023? Get your nuts out on TV! Bryan & Krissy finally deliver their sauciest episode yet with Naked Attraction.
What’s with people leaving dog poop in bags on the ground?
Bryan’s high and mighty!
Puriteens
Naked Attraction!
What kind of gash are you after?
We love a minge
The indignity of this is unmatched
OAPs = Old Ass People
TCB is now OAP
He will chew them nipples off!
You gotta pick your own minge in this life
Too many plunger references
He loves smili
Who’s Hot, Who’s Not, Au Poivre On The Block!
Prepare to get hard and get this mashup stuck in your head for the rest of the day...
I am rectangular
Puff Daddy
Who's hot who's not
Happy Anniversary Bryan & Astrid!
Bryan was at the same restaurant as Tom Sandoval
Fame is a double edged sword
Bryan’s motto: open legs, open book
Want PR? Call people!
Send us your favorite dive bar
Don't advertise your podcast on a billboard
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Boner Spiders & Shower Sliders
If there's a Boner Spider on the loose, always suspect the Meat Guy! Bryan & Krissy take us on a winding road from boner spiders, to shower poos, to modern love (if we can call it that).
Send us dive bar recommendations
Who’s putting drugs in their penis?
Pooping in the shower
The Australian Boner Spider
Nico vs the rat
Would you want to have intercourse for 7 hours straight?
Waffle House
Current dating show, The Cut
Immediately going for the lips
Get him, girl!
This guy eats bear
He
Buy High, Sell Low!
If you learn anything from this show (you won't), let it be to never take Bryan's real estate advice.
If there’s one thing we’re gonna do it’s YAMMER
Send us questions for Bryan’s mom
Twitch streamer Kai
The internet is a fad
Bryan’s slow on the jump
Buy high, sell low: lose money like Bryan Green!
What are the hot young people doing for dating shows?
The Cut
The intensity!
My girl can clean a chicken bone
“I’m low key illiterate”
It’s about my spirit, Krissy
What is woke?
Grunberg
Get That Makeup On...STAT!
If you think all women are hideous without makeup, I’ve got news for you, buddy...it's giving misogyny! Bryan and Krissy are never too tired for an episode of Love Connection, but this guy seems more interested in giving plumbing discounts to dads than in dating their daughters.
Cleaning out the old hand computer
Should Bryan & Krissy fight in blow-up sumo suits?
A PPV fight with Frankie B
People who make sex noises at the gym
The Logan Paul fight
Buffalo Wild Wings chicken nugget drama
T
Thanks A Lot, Geri! (Ask TCB)
It's an Ask TCB! We've got asshats, might-be lesbians, votes of confidence, listening as a couple, piggyfronting from behind, and, dammit Bryan, *sobs* leave Blue alone!
Bryan fixed something for the first time
Blinker fluid
Toilet troubles!
Thank G for Bryan’s Father-in-law
Ay, Bryan!
Don't be fooled by Bryan’s stupid brain
Ask TCB
Is Todd an asshat? Or is this just a sign of the times?
Geri believes in us
Krissy *shines* on stage at a dive bar
Hi Darrell & Maggie!
Don’t play TCB o
C-Suites & Bullsheets!
All you need to make your business successful is a C-Suite that you don't pay and 6-10 side hustles, according to Adam. But then again, he is a liar.
Is Pete Davidson a love bomber?
Producer Christina will do her best to find out
Justin Trudeau is getting a divorce
Fireside dumpster fire
Bad interviewers
Matchbox 20 & one of Bryan's former lovers
Krissy looks wonderful!
Back to Adam the Liar
Other people call this a ponzi scheme
Thanks for dying, Grandpa!
You have to flow the web!
C
Adam & His Web Flows
Web flow! Leads! SEO! Vague Battle Plans! That's how Adam The Liar does it at Global Corporate Holdings, which we have all definitely heard of and which is absolutely legit.
What Would Frankie Do
We love our truckers
Phones causing trouble
Are we going back to flip phones?
The guy in NY who got turned into a dog (a border collie)
Furbies?????
Burning Man
The ssssands of time
Bryan’s anal about his bed (we get it, king)
I’m rendering!
Adam the Liar has changed his brand again
John Anthon
He's Six Feet Blunder!
Bryyyyyannnn! It's your mom! No...really, it's Bryan's mom, here to give us her take on Swervin' Irving's funeral so we can find out once and for all if Bryan's lyin'!
Jesus
Leprosy coming back in Florida
Weird meats!
Human mice hybrids???
Bryan wants to be a meth dealer
RIP Sinead O’Connor & Paul Reubens
The Pee-wee Herman Show
Masturbating in the porn cinema
Listen to Irving’s funeral episode here
Bryan’s Mom makes a guest appearance!!
Bryan’s mom gives her take on Swerving Irving
Two Wettings & A Funeral
From The Cheetah to the grave, chaos abounds!
The Cheetah
Bryan’s British Fluffer
Where else can brothers touch brothers?
Irving’s chaotic funeral
A funeral planned by his first of three wives
I cannot in good conscience give a rundown of this funeral…you just have to listen
I will say it involves a runaway golf cart, emails read aloud, and a bad casket lowerer
Burn Bryan to a crisp and snort him at the party
Write us a eulogy for Bryan!
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Exhume That D
Sweet, sweet Frankie...while words may elude him, he always delivers (just not always in the bedroom).
What Would Frankie Do stickers!
Oppenheimer
Globby cocaine
Traveling ketamine Hamptons doctors
Can we camp in the Hamptons?
Palm Beach tunnels
Real Housewives
Frankie B on ED
He’s seen an alarming amount of soft peens
Frankie says you’re insecure!
We love that sexual stamma
Fire your barber!
Frankie’s Follicles!
Buzz those nose hairs, people
"Exhume" confidence
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Pray in Tongues, Girl
It's all cocks, no aircon here at TCB! Bryan gets chased by a chicken, but discovers cock worship...could this be the most perfect video for TCB yet?
Airbnb sucks!
No AC, no internet, all problems
Don't be a baby about being a baby
Bryan gets chased by a chicken in Spain
La princesa de la casa (Bryan)
Mean Airbnb hosts
Cock worship!
Worship cock to save humanity
Pass the collection cock, girl
Moses parted the Semen
A cock selfie?…wait no, be present
Pray in tongues
United Federation
Bryan Is A Branch!
Ah, the rituals of our time, cameras and cocaine. Just put your cameras down and pray the coke away, that's the story of Potifer after all.
The european half shower
Bryan’s sick of the influencers!
Miranda Lambert…it’s giving crotchety
Instagram spiritual gurus
Alchemize in the shadows
Disney adults
Naked Attraction
Cameras in airbnbs
Vibrator emergency!
Radical Dudes For Christ
The Power
The pray to rehab to born again pipeline
Just pray the coke away!
Joseph is a fruitful tree, Bryan
Why Are You So Rad?
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...a religious episode of TCB!!!! This episode goes from cone ham to marijuana cigarettes, but we really just want to know why you're so rad!
Panning for podcast gold
Baby Dante spares the baptized
Hen Dos in Spain
Ole ole ole!
Ham in an ice cream cone
Hi to Ham Market Joe!
The Podcast Magazine interview
It’s Lil’ Karl!
The Power Squad (for the lord)
Splittin' bricks
Eye of The Lord
Why are you so radical?
Kids don’t go anywhere sneaky to do drugs anym
It's A Mystery Sweepstakes
Stick it in, we're winning ten million dollars! Bryan & Krissy find a mandela effect mystery that Bryan solves! All for Gen X's trust issues...
Podcast comment scams
We get distracted too easily
Bryan loves to cry
Barbenheimer
Ryan Gosling
Getting addicted to ibuprofen
William H. Macy
Bryan’s teeth (they’re bad)
A very concerning oral surgeon
Bryan, please get us the best dental insurance money can buy
BBJ
Why Gen X doesn’t trust anyone
Ed McMann & Publishers Clearing House
Is Kris
Those Analytic Juices
We’re movin’, groovin’, and poopin’ on vacation! Bryan & Krissy are back from their vacations and they have a LOT to catch up on, including Brad Grunberg, The Y Files, and a 3 question IQ test.
We’re back from vacation!
Astrid gives Bryan street cred (and she hates him)
Ikea couples troubles
Putting grills together
Traveling with a partner: the ultimate test
Brick gut
Pooping on vacation
Brad Grunberg
Listen to our first and second episode about Brad Grunberg
Update on the woman from
She's Good Old Girl
We're going back to something we know and love... it's Love Connection! Get yourself a good old Tennessee gal and go Black Tie Bowling, because this is going to be a fuzzy, champagne-fueled ride.
Bryan & Krissy are back from vacation!
Bryan’s stressed about taking the kids on a plane
We found the woman from Love Connection
He looks like Kris Kristofferson
Bryan & Krissy giving us fake news…Kris Kristofferson is NOT dead
Romance…someone who smokes and drinks
Bryan swallowed a diaphragm onc
Sincerely, This Sucks
Be authentic, sincere, and joyful in your Hardee’s recommendations, or at least fake it. That’s customer service, baby!
It's Britney, bitch
Bryan’s concerned
Dr. Drew? Dr. Phil?
Caffeine mania
Everybody’s crazy, right?
Britney has a new song coming out with Will.i.am (but Bryan and Krissy don’t know that yet)
Krissy and Britney are buds…
Web.3
A Hardee’s training video
One customer at a time
The service…phenomenal
Bungee jumping, sex in water, and Taco Bell are for The Youth!
PULL U
I Want My D Rack Ribs
Bryan & Krissy take a rambling road down memory lane via food, Jam Land, and the lottery. I don’t know about y’all, but I’m hungry for an Awesome Blossom…
Astrid is ON IT!
She’s in charge of the food and Bryan’s ruining it
Homemade vs boxed mac n cheese
Ina Garten
A jaeger-ater on your back porch?
Jam Land!
Bryan: he can’t cook, he can’t bake, he can’t jam!
How do you tell someone you don’t like their food?
Bryan’s melting grill
A sushi system
Scammin' the lotto
Everyone in America h
Brad, The Cock-Tail, Christie
We’ve got a follow up to Episode 367, and it turns out, Bryan hit the nail on the head with old Bus Station Brad!
Back to Brad The Virgin
Bryan was right!
A Tale of Two Grunbergs
Brad Grunberg’s filmography
The scientology sitch
Dancewear sales to ping pong champ
Brad’s looking for that next innuendo
It’s hard to say hi!
Audiences in the 80s were easily impressed
Becky and her necky
Brad Cocktail Christie
My cock, your tail
Got any ranch?
Brad did actually put some of this on his i
Brad VanBusStation
Bryan & Krissy watch one of the most mystifying Love Connections yet, where Brad VanBurgenstern, the virgin, takes his date to some very suspicious places because, as he says, "the night is still in diapers, babe."
The oldest dog in the world is 31!
Bryan’s history of strange neighbors (and parrots)
Don’t stick your fingers near the birds!
Birds of a feather flock together…
Love Connection (for hot girl summer)
Show a little knee
Dancewear Sales
This guy is a wild one
I’m ugly, I’m a vi
Dot Your I's and Cross Your P's!
Hey girl, Carl wants you to join Christian Cocks for Christ so he doesn't have to preach on a full dick anymore...
Taylor Swift
Her dad made 15 million on the sale of her catalog
He supposedly didn't know this
The Green Boys stay scammin'
The Spreadsheet
Would you rather be ridiculously rich for a decade or comfortable for the rest of your life?
Lifestyle creep
Poor PTSD
The money sending guys on tiktok
Hey girl, Carl’s still full of shit
Two penises in the shape of a cross, that's Co
I Will Discipline You...
Naughty, naughty boys! Bryan & Krissy return to a classic, Blind Date in 1999, and these men are gonna punish their date (not in a fun way)...
A violent threesome
The age of sexual exploration
A true story of a threesome Bryan had with 2 models
Vanna White
Blind Date
Go Cilla!
Bryan sets the scene…
An homage to Austin Powers
Bryan makes an embarrassing assumption
A Scouse, its a type of animal (a Liverpuddlian)
You live and breathe clubs dont ya
Dating Naked/Naked Attraction
Extra s
I See Nana!
Should we maybe not disturb Nana's eternal rest? Eh, who cares, we're GHOST HUNTIN'! Bryan & Krissy dive into aliens, conspiracy theories, and, of course, ghost hunters on this episode of TCB.
The Y Files
We believe in aliens, but we don’t believe the kooks we watch
The Wackadoo Network
Whistleblowers
Oliver Stone & his delusions
Bryan’s conspiracy theories
The lady who woke up…in her casket
Sensory deprivation tanks
Ghost Hunters!!!
Bryan gets beep happy (apologies from audio produce
Frankie's Follicles
The follicles have spoken, and they do NOT want to be put back on Frankie's head! Somebody help them!
AAAAAAALIEEEEEEENS
Dirty Phil from ITV!
TCB Minus
Baby Dante
Tickle my taint sir!
All the pervs in hollywood and the news
Frankie B on hair transplants
Who’s wearing baseball cap to fancy places?
mAN, he’s got a full head of hair!
A former girlfriend gave him a complex
Billboards…they work!
Step by step
A lengthy process…two whole days
Did this follicle live?
Only the professiona
Mr. Spirit, OUT
If you're a spirit trying to talk to Theresa, you better get in line and follow directions! For someone who never gives a clear answer, she sure seems to have some clear requirements for poor old Spirit.
Scandoval
Once again, Bryan’s Scandoval info is incorrect
Bryan’s tiktok algorithm is exposing him!
Hot girls taking baths in milk and cereal?
Bryan had salmonella for 3 weeks
Fleetwood Mac
Drugs! Community!
Krissy & her test kitchen
The brown acid
Theresa & Barb continue!
It’s a week
Unlocked and Unblocked
Bryan & Krissy are back trying to make sense of Theresa Caputo's many, many lies. And, Barbara Corcoran just can't get away from Theresa's wig.
Skatetown, USA
Patrick Swayze & Scott Baio
The greatest story ever rolled…
Should we watch Skatetown together on YouTube?
Theresa Caputo & Barbara Corcoran
She’s so honest…
Spirits might exist, but Theresa is a liar
She was on Dr.Oz, who is definitely legit
Ol’ namedropping Theresa
Her brain is flatlining
What about the bad guy?
Barbara is de
She's Big Sac Certified!
She's got big hair and a bigger sac...Theresa's back and she's certified SAC! Um, Spiritual Awareness Class certified, that is.
Bryan has to get a new car
The blinker fluid blues
Car Mom is the best
If you ride with Bryan you’re sitting in a car seat
Big sticks and small sticks
Radio technology! In a limo!
96.7 The Legend
Bryan used to call his mom from the radio station
Ask Bryan’s Mom
Theresa Caputo being interviewed by Barbara Corcoran
She’s got a microphone in her hair…yeah yeah
Shh...Just Look At My Body!
Bryan takes us on a winding journey through a Choose Your Own Adventure that was born in the hellscape that is his mind...
Vending machines for clean pipes, needles, and narcan
Decriminalize it all!
When you tell somebody they can’t, that’s all they want to do
Secret Southern Burning Man Festival
Bryan went and wore a kilt with no knickers, as is tradition
Don’t drink anyone's magic water
Do your thing, and don’t harm anyone
AI is getting scary
Would you rather, as given to us by AI
It
My Morning Milking!
Get up, milk me, make my breakfast, and vacuum for the Lord! You'd think you weren't a complementarian, and I can't have that as a wife!
Bryan’s talking airplanes again
People who are too eager to help
Bryan’s a nice person, but DON’T talk to him on a plane
Don't bother people on airplanes!
And don't make a mess in the bathroom
Hypocritical bohemians
Bryan's going on vacation thank god
God told me to tell you to shut up
7 tips on how to get a submissive wife
Are you complementarian?
G
Shut Up & Walk With Christ
Baby, shut your mouth and walk with God, dammit! Bryan & Krissy do a deep dive into the world of submissive Christian wives, and they learn how to lead a rebellious wife.
Senior pranks gone wrong
Teens doing mean things
Bryan went to space camp
Getting high on pixie stix
Karma is gonna get Bryan via his children
Twisting religion to your personal whims
Bang bang!!!
Submissive Christian wives
How To Lead a Rebellious Wife
The Bible is easily twisted
This guy is definitely part of a men
Thou Shalt Rewind The Boner
Give this guy an industrial strength fishing rod, because he needs to reel it in! No smooching before marriage, or you're gonna get the bang bang penis explosion.
Al Pacino: 83 and having a baby
Bryan’s in the Old Dads Club, but he’s not THAT old!
They might not know their dad, but they can watch Scarface
Bryan is more similar to the Bama girls than he realizes
Chronic overpackers
Flights are always full now!
What are your dating rules?
You can’t marry someone without sleeping with them
Shut Your Cheesy Potato Mouth!
The Podcast Machine, Bama rush, and...cheesy potatoes? Bryan & Krissy truly cover it all in this episode!
HBO Max aka MAX is triflin!
We need more seasons
Bama rush & Bama rush tiktok
#justenough
The Machine
The Podcast Machine
TCB’s target demographic is, of course, sorority girls
Bryan went to a Clemson game
He met a game day genie
Who cut the sleeves off?
Bryan went to one of the best restaurants in the world
The history of the rainforest cafe
Bangers and Mash, the detective show
Traveling Bryan & 3 Vodka Krissy
Bryan finds himself amongst the plebes on an international flight, but Krissy gives him a hot travel tip.
Phil from ITV has left the building
The UK feels like home to Bryan
King Bryan of TCB and his cardboard fort
Bryan went to London
The London Podcast Show
Type D
TCB has an agent!
We love Matt!
Thank you to AdvertiseCast
Bryan is irresistible, irreplaceable, and irrepressible?
Krissy orders three vodkas on an airplane
Bryan was too good for the tube & played himself
Which side of
The Straight-Line Zig-Zag Method
From Pluto to Mars, that's a Straightline Win Win Certified Close! Bryan & Krissy return to Paul Cruz & The Paul Cruz Sales Method.
Whats the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?
Live octopus, beef heart, raw chicken
Just…don’t listen to the first 10 minutes of this episode if you are eating
World’s biggest testicles
Breakup convos
Quiet dumping
Bring back The Tripod of Sales!
Paul Cruz & The Paul Cruz Sales Method
The Straight-Line Method
thirty seven other steps
The Wolf of Wall Stree
Those Hoveround Cam Girls!
Every 26 year old cam girl wants to ride around on the back of her man's Hoveround, right ladies? Right?! RIGHT?!?!
Ask TCB!
Age gap relationships
Bryan & Krissy give their advice on this age gap
Generational differences
Bryan has had a bit of a sordid dating history!
Someone left something in the tanning booth…
A gold digging couple we covered back in season 3 returns on a new show
A 26 year old model and 54 year old retired child star
In John Anthony terms, they're a hard 8 and a soft
This Is NOT How You Do It!
Isolate, escalate, PULL! That's how John Anthony Lifestyle wants YOU to get BITCHES! TCB reviews the rest of John Anthony reviewing (creepily laughing at) Adam Lyons' PUA video.
International travel with 3-12 children
Swapping seats on the plane
People are the worst!
'Reports' are fake
TCB reviews John Anthony Lifestyle reviewing Adam the Liar
The enemy of our enemy is our friend…for now
LOCK IN
Who is Todd?!
He’s adding in his own laugh!
Isolate, escalate, PULL
It’s an MLM for pussy
PUA vs PUA
At TCB, we love a pick up artist, and we got ourselves a gift from God. It's John Anthony Lifestyle reviewing Adam The Liar!
the everything shower
Who has the time for that kind of shower?
Dead To Me
Lifetime shows
Married at First Sight UK & AU
Scandoval
Tom Sandoval is the #1 Ass Hat and has a shitty band
PUA takedown
John Anthony Lifestyle critiquing Adam The Liar
Is John Anthony doing coke in his intro?
Adam Lyons…or Adam’s Lying
Jewelry and a tank top vs a red streak of hair
Pr
You Like Restaurants?
Frankie continues telling men how to amp up their dating profiles with key elements: bowling, restaurants, and of course, working out 6 days a week...and NO NUDIES!
You heard it here LAST
Meghan Markle conspiracies
The birds!
We’re gonna start our own conspiracy theory
Back to Frankie B’s dating app tips for men
You know ladies & their attention spans…
As usual, he’s taking it too far
Full body shots ONLY
Nothing more disturbing than hearing Frankie say “nudies”
You like restaurants?
Swipe Right For Cash Money
There are three things you'll need to succeed on the dating app sites: an overcoat, slacks, and a stack of hundreds. Bryan & Krissy get into Frankie B's dating app site tips for men...
Club TCB
Old drugs vs new drugs
Extreme hoarders
A story about roaches
Bryan got PRANKED
Devon the Ding Dong Dick Dark Dork
The baggage of being human
Bryan only goes to therapy so that someone can keep his secrets
Another spurt of Frankie B!
Frankie is using randomly placed transition noises
Is meeting
To Love, Honor, and Obey?
Kinks...they're all well and good, until you're submissive all day every day! Bryan & Krissy watch their most controversial video yet, featuring a very "traditional" couple.
Sometimes we miss the aaaaaaliens!
T Swift making billions as usual
Bryan remixes an old taylor song
He doesn’t know her dating history (how???)
For those who want facts, here is Taylor Swift’s *supposed* dating history (in order):
Joe Jonas, Lucas Till, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer (creepy), Jake Gyllenhaal (hate), Conn
Teen Dream The Coupon King!
Teen years are a fraught time full of dating, break-ups, hormones, and...coupons? TCB has found the Teenage Coupon King of Ohio, and honestly, he needs to relax.
We’ve got a new King!
The next logical step for Harry is to air his grievances on TCB!
Tipping has gone too far
Only tip badly behind Bryan’s back!
We’re in a strange economic time
Extreme Couponers
Just so everyone knows, Bryan isn't watching this in prime time
TCB: The Coupon Break
The Teenage Coupon King
90% savings
He's goi
Porn Again Preacher
Bryan & Krissy go from number of lovers, to marriage, to pegging, to research, to Amish, to pornstar, to preacher, to hope in this episode. Feels like whiplash...and not the porn kind.
A controversial research study
Compared to people nowadays, Bryan’s vanilla as hell!
Bryan’s a financial dominatrix foot model who wants to get pegged
You might long for what you don’t have, but you might have chosen wrong
Bryan can’t remember Esther Perel’s name
Krissy Hoadley: Nympho
There was a correlati
A Deal You Can't Refuse...
Want to drain your bank account and get off on it? Lucky for you, there's a woman out there who'll help you! We're in the Wild, Wild West of financial domination, and ITV investigates.
Why do we say BYEEEE?
A woman had a full body orgasm at the symphony
Being a 16 year old saxophone player is lame, but being a 30 year old saxophone player is cool
Financial Domination
Bryan was once told he has pretty feet
ITV interviews a financial dominatrix
Maybe we can get someone to bankroll TCB...
B
Adam The Liar's Lyons Lair
Adam Lyons the Liar leads lads into his lion's lair to get laid by lovely ladies...
WTF is up with the Met Gala?
Jared Leto went full Furby
Steven Tyler is getting sued
This is an extremely fucked up story…
Bryan sets the record straight about Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift’s cat’s instagram is worth $97 million
Blue needs to get in on the IG game
@BadBlue/@WorldsWorstDog/@BadBitchBlue
Is Bryan's baby Miranda secretly a Boss Baby?
Bryan’s ready for women to take over
PUAs!
Will we ever ge
Hey Me, Will You Marry Me?
Ah, romance...with yourself? Bryan & Krissy get into an ITV interview with an Atlanta woman who married herself. Sounds like an ass cream cone to me!
Bryan is sick and gross and we are sorry
Our lives revolve around pollen
Pollen: it’s in your car, your ass, and your nose
Crotch Rot, it’s a scientific thing!
We have the best listeners in the world!
Astrid keeps it real
Ask TCB
How do you handle a friend who is cheating?
Ass Cream Cone
If you cheat on Bryan, he’ll be going to the tannin
Doin' TJ is Hard Work!
TCB takes us back to a land before time...The Jerry Springer Show! Miranda doesn't want Perry's PP anymore. She wants TJ! Fucking him is hard work, but at least it's exciting.
It's a pollen superstorm in the South
Jerry Springer has passed away (you heard it here last)
Bryan takes us back to summer of '87
The origins of Jerry Springer
“I Just Married My Horse”
Bryan had friends on Jerry Springer
He also wanted to be on The Real World and a sketchy reality radio show
Bryan has a story re
That's a DHB Spike
He's got guns, an ex-wife, AND a kitten? That's what we call a DHB spike...because I Do Have Boner! Hambone & Hoadley--I mean Bryan & Krissy--get advice from Bravo, who is "the shit" at telling stories.
Hambone & Hoadley!
TCB, violating policies everywhere!
Daisy of Love…
Bryan’s history of MTV & VH1
Secret Princes
The princes find love in Atlanta
Spoiler alert: it doesn’t work out for any of them
Lord & Lady of TCB
How do you pick up women when you don't have a title?
Another day anot
Go To Your Crate, Wife
Bark! Bark! Bark! Is that your wife calling you? Bryan & Krissy find a woman who acts like a dog, but they wonder if they've been hoodwinked...
21 EPMs!
A man caused unnecessary suffering to a seagull
This man is a menace!
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Bryan spills the tea…
“Long Shower Bryan”
Sex Ed at Catholic school was, unsurprisingly, terrible
Bryan found a woman who acts like a dog
She’s dealing with some harsh judgment...
She ain't hurting anyone!
She begs for food at
One Long, Sexy, Sibling Day!
On the One Long Day in Finland, all the step-siblings get together...? Bryan & Krissy hear from two step-siblings that got married (and are from two extremely hot families).
Pete Davidson crashed his car into a house!
Melania and Pete?
Our listeners are smartasses...
What’s the meet the family mark?
Ask TCB!
Bryan reads a messy listener story
Lies are a no go!
Bryan is a man of few words…
This show is not for everyone (in our families)
TW: Bryan says ‘panties’
A Finnish step-brother a
Ridding You Of Those Hell Demons!
The AIMS Team (Appalachain Investigators of Mysterious Sightings) will get you the home of your dreams, monster-free! TCB is back with another episode of thrilling and chilling Mountain Monsters...plus some glowsticks.
AI is already messing things up in real life
Baby Dante the Demon Baby returns
Fake kidnappings, fake influencers, fake Drake
TCB will *never* be AI! (unless someone pays us enough)
Who uses facebook anymore?
Mark is listening
Krissy’s tag was expired for 7 months
Mountai
Direct Buy, BYEEEEEE!
For only $10,000 a month plus $499.99 shipping and handling, you, too, can get unlimited shitty furniture from Direct Buy! Act NOW!
Don’t call Bryan boss!
Octo-mom...where are they now?
Jon & Kate Plus 8
Questionable chicken, boxed potatoes, & hamburger helper
Darcey & Stacey or the TLC twins?
COD, the second worst idea ever
TCB watches a Direct Buy Infomercial of years past
Become a furniture insider!
No need to worry anymore, you can be on the inside!
Just a one time payment...
Dire
The Frankie Trap!
Bryan & Krissy finish Frankie's dating app how-to's AND get into The Love Trap! Together...it's The Frankie Trap.
We're back into Frankie B’s dating app tips for women
Not a Nudie!
Dating Frankie is the opposite of Love Is Blind: Love is Terrible
No bikinis…wait, actually I love that
If you have to say I'm not being mean…you probably are
He hates when they say they’re not looking for a hookup!
Back to you, Frank!
Frankie is angry at women!
Frankie, Executive Producer of The Love Trap
N
So-So Girls Are No-No Girls!
Frankie B...he's the king of 'dating site apps' and the king of relationships, even when he's not in one! He returns to TCB with a misogynistic list of things women sould and should not do on dating apps, and not a shred of it makes sense.
Release the Kraken!
Krissy is a Below Deck girl
Andy Cohen: made in a petri dish for Bravo
TCB SuperYacht
Frankie B wants to help us optimize our dating apps
Whats below you? Not getting laid…
"Dating site apps"
Frankie hates ponytails!
ROLL BACK THE
Pain Level 5!
John Anthony from JA Lifestyle is about as smart as a hammer. During this episode of TCB the gang breaks down JA's steps to getting yet ANOTHER confirmed pull with a threesome. John suggests you isolate your target. Bryan points out just how dumb he sounds and Krissy rates his looks as a pain level 5!
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Big Hat...Full Of Secrets
What happens when you wear a cowboy hat and a Banana Republic button down? Automatic threesome.
Krissy saw Ferris Bueller’s Day Off in theaters
Old people things (cable)
Save Ferris
Ione Skye… I mean Mia Sara
TCB found a new pick up artist to tell us about threesomes
The four secret signs that your innocent girl is a freak in the sheets...
Make all your fantasies come true!
Sexual comfort, the phrase of the video
winthatgirl.com, sounds legit!
She can’t be the jealous type and she has t
Health, Wealth & Hair!
Bryan & Krissy get into the rest of Frankie B's secrets to health and wealth, and boy does he deliver. If you invest 350k into Frankie's Salon Suisse, he'll make you 100k back! Now that's true wealth.
The vibes in your early twenties are suss at best
Who doesn't have time to clean roaches out of their toilet?
Bounce a quarter of weed off that bed in the morning!
Bryan is obsessed with Love is Blind
Bryan’s daughter is obsessed with My 600 Pound Life
Kids say the darndest things
Frankie’s
Bada-Bing, It's Frankie B!
TCB brings back dear old Frankie B to give us tips on health and wealth. Frankie Bing invented Microsoft while eating tuna eggs at 3:45 in the morning at the gym, and YOU CAN TOO!
Jeremy Renner has fucked Bryan up for life
Bryan wants to swaddle himself in bubble wrap
Shauna Rae’s relationship didn’t last
Her love life is doomed :(
Is it frowned upon to work while high in a state where weed is legal?
Should Bryan & Krissy do a dibbity dab episode?
Frankie B’s daily routine!
He’s giving u
Baby, I Love Your General Knowledge
From Marlon and his sugar mama to Iris and Mohammed, love is everywhere. What's getting these pairs together? Forget personality, all you really need is that GK! General knowledge, that is, not "ge ne sais kuoi."
Don’t get your news from TCB
The Great Gander Treaty of 2023
Journaling makes you a better man
Marlon update!
Marlon has a messy past, but he’s trying new things
You have to be careful with clothing optional resorts
Bryan’s Ball Air makes a return
Krissy got kicked out of a stri
Bud Lightenment
What's the Dalai Lama drinking these days? Bud Lightenment, baby. Bryan tells Krissy about the Dalai Lama Drama, and later they get into some questionable Ask TCBs.
Bryan has no creative vision!
The Dalai Lama Drama
Bud Lightenment
The Dalai Lama asked a child to do WHAT?!
Commercial Break Calls for New Dalai Llama!
Against all advice, Bryan watched Love Is Blind
No more 20 year olds on dating shows!
Krissy isn’t keeping up with the notebook...
Brother Husbands doesn’t work...because me
No Chicken On The First Date!
There are Chicken Girls and there are Steak Girls, and you better not get it mixed up! Bryan & Krissy go deep into the annals of Blind Date UK to find a match made in the Maldives...
A new invention gives a whole new meaning to Kiss Me Thru The Phone
We gotta start fucking!
AI: it’s a lot like farts.
Someone please send Bryan a Fleshlight
Bryan loves a good dating show!
Bryan & Krissy are doing their own show…not in Tulum
TCB gets into Blind Date
Bryan & Krissy cannot understand an Essex
Dating for Dummies
Bryan & Krissy might not be able to get to the videos they intend to...but they do have a lot to say about modern dating shows! The Bachelor, Season 185: Boring Girls, Troublemakers, and an Idiot.
Bryan's Irish Goodbyes are deeply at odds with the culture he has married into
Blue, the dog Bryan secretly loves, has to get knee surgery
Are our dogs over-medicated?
Please don’t call PETA on Bryan!
What is it about British people that just gives them a leg up?
Amsterdam says No More British Me
Loposphere Troposphere Angels, Hallelujah!
Bryan & Krissy watch one of Kenny Copeland's mind twisting sermons. They're like hostage negotiation...for your wallet!
Bryan’s mom has had a dramatic time at Shady Pines
Bryan discovers misophonia and realizes he has Blue-ophonia
What can cure this? Prayer?
A lady on tiktok who lost her toes says that they have grown back after she prayed
Joel Osteen makes 54 million dollars a year & has a 70,000 sqft home
Let’s just stop giving them so much money!
Kenny Copeland talks about the laws of
Adam The Polygamist Liar
Two wives, two kids, and no jealousy. That's how Adam The Polygamist Liar rolls! Bryan & Krissy experience two of their favorite things: Adam The Liar and ITV!
TCB, the little podcast that could
It’s all about giving out the giggles
Thank you to our listeners!
Hey boss never means anything good...
Are podcasters rich?
Africa is breaking in half!
Bryan imagines saving the earth with his ass cloth
It’s Adam the Liar!
He changes his schtick every year
Now he is the foremost expert on succ
Jim Bakker's Diesel Therapy
Jim Bakker really doesn't know how to apologize to poor Tammy Sue. Bryan & Krissy wonder if that is because of who he is or the anal diesel therapy they gave him in all seven prisons he was in...
Cocaine!
What movie scarred you for life?
Bryan has been scarred by the preview for a new show
It features Rory Caulkin’s massive penis
Nothing like a dick smushed against a bowl of strawberries
Let’s talk fucked up families
Jim Bakker, the scammer of all scammers
Tammy Faye → Tammy Sue
Sorry f
A Very Sticky Situation!
You may not know it, but you'll definitely (not) love it, it's a Smoky Blumpkin! Is this what Bryan really thinks third base is? The world may never know...
AI (via Bryan) is curing cancer now
Bryan’s AI boyfriend is very clingy
TCB learns about Borgs
It's all about that PR: Purge & Return
Women are outdrinking men for the first time in history!
3rd base for Bryan is a Smoky Blumpkin
A simple solution to binge drinking: just don’t put alcohol in your borg!
Do men know how to wipe proper
First Cousins, Once Put Back
If your first cousin has a baby with your other first cousin, does that make the baby your second cousin, once put back? Bryan & Krissy take on the rest of the Cousin Fuckers on their quest for acceptance, from both the state and Cousin Kathy, who will henceforth be known as the cousin of the incest cousins.
The TCB intro song is, in fact, jammy!
Once again, cocaine!
Do you wipe your ass? If so, how?
The ever present fight: Bryan vs Poop
One woman on tiktok is getting rid of toilet
Brother Cousins, Zero Times Removed!
Bryan's not afraid to say it...he is against cousin-fucking! When all else fails, block those cousin-fuckers from the family facebook page.
My left foot foots?
TCB has finally made it, because we’re getting spammed by Russian troll farms!
The Evolution of Trolls
Bryan & Krissy had a messy trip to Costa Rica in 2013
Krissy, rum, and a lovely conversation with the police
The racoons ate Krissy’s birthday cake!
Would you marry your cousin?
Bryan found a documentary on two first cousins who
Fakey B, AI Boy Toy!
Bryan's found himself a new AI boyfriend called Fakey B! He might not be able to engage in rim jobs, but he can definitely hit us with the zingers.
How many people will you meet in your lifetime?
There are lots of lonely people in this world
Just make friends with AI
What the hell is gooning?
New TLC show: The Goon House
The new TCB studio is actually just for Bryan to goon in
TCB has a new AI boyfriend called Fakey B
Fakey B wants to show Bryan how he would give him a rim job
Fakey B
Bobby Mackey's Portal to Hell!
Nothing screams 'cool and chill' like a hundred year old well that's maybe a portal to hell! Bryan & Krissy assess the ghostly situation at Bobby Mackey's and find that the best response to anyone talking about their hell portal is "huh, interesting".
Hambone & Hoadley in the morning?
It’s girl Scout Cookie Szn, and Bryan's not allowed around anybody else's cookies!
He needs his Taggies!
Krissy & Bryan are both guilty of spending money on vinyl
Bryan reveals he spent an absurd amount of mon
You Like That, Podcast Bro?!
Down with the podcast bros and up with AI porn? Bryan & Krissy wonder about the future of our world and Bryan's future in AI porn.
Ever bought drugs out of an ice cream truck?
Down with the podcast bros?
TCB is back with more AI talk!
Ai porn
Is this the end of porn as we know it?
Maybe, but TCB will be selling Bryan & Krissy pictures for your porn needs
AI is just santa’s elves working away
Tiktok is ruining conveyer belt sushi
Krissy tells us the best way to crack an egg
Patchouli…be
We're A Closed Quad!
There are so many ways to have a relationship. Poly is just one of them. But one Poly family calls themselves a "Closed Quad" prompting TCB to take a deeper look. Turns out the "Closed Quad" won't tell their children whose father is who....we smell a Maury appearance.
Bryan and Krissy are reading a lot about hot teachers sleeping with students
Is sleeping with the "professor" still a thing?
Teacher of The Year turns out not to be so good at her job
MILF Manor is a show you can watch...if y
Good Luck At O'Shagahans!
O'Shagahans.. it might not be the best hotel in Vegas, but it sure is the most confusing! Bryan goes on a business trip to Vegas and wins big in an unexpected way.
Bryan goes to Vegas!
TCB is once again fighting on the front lines for airport ettiquette
Bryan makes some interesting acquaintances on his flight..
When in Vegas, take a trip to an empty weed store
Bryan goes to the “Casino” restaurant!
Best food ever, even with the italian gangsters lurking in the corner
Vegas is the true 24
Teresa Goes Piggyfronting!
What happens when Theresa Caputo is fucking her husband and a ghost shows up? When the ghost joins in...that's called piggyfronting! Join Bryan & Krissy as they get back into their "thing" with Theresa Caputo.
Bryan briefly attempts to discuss microchips & China
Just like the US has a thing with China, TCB has a thing with Theresa Caputo
Bryan explains TCB’s historical beef with Theresa
She is definitey using audience plants
Theresa's got a million ghosty pals
Let's get piggyfro
Smoke On The Holler!
Bryan & Krissy go back to East East Tennessee to watch Mountain Monsters hunt down the mysterious Smoke Wolves! It's been a minute, but Mountain Monsters doesn't disappoint, even if we can hardly understand what they are saying.
Has Bryan found a worse podcast than TCB?
One of the hosts is a bigfoot hunter!
It's just TCB with a southern accent
Mountain Monsters is back!
They’re on the hunt for Smoke Wolves armed with only a can of gasoline
Start a raging fire in the middle of the Tennessee
The Trouble With Sugar Mamas
Bryan & Krissy get back to their roots to discuss Marlon and his *former* Sugar Mama, strip clubs, and Pete Davidson.
Marlon's Sugar Mama is no more
Dating an older person does have its benefits...those walkers are great for fucking!
Break up jealousy is real!
Bryan still loves Jason Momoa, even if he were banging Bryan's ex.
Bryan was once down so bad that he took Krissy’s car in the middle of Bonnaroo to go see a girl he wasn't even dating
He missed half of Radiohead and didn't ev
Gotta Hand It To Tekoki Karaoke!
Believe it or not, being able to sing karaoke while receiving a hand job is a talent! They know all about it in Japan, and Bryan gives Krissy the scoop on Tekoki Karaoke. Later, TCB breaks out one of Bryan's old McDonald's training videos.
21 EPMs
Everything’s phallic here at TCB!
Where in the world is Chopper Johnson?
What exactly is Tekoki Karaoke?
Bryan wishes we could bring this to the US
#ProstateHealth
The sanitization standards for a show like this are very confusing
If you can’t
Hangin' Ball Air!
Nothing like hanging a little BA on a first date! The Love Connection provides again, giving Bryan & Krissy plenty of bare ass, ball air, and G-strings to discuss.
Bryan’s new TLC obsession: Extreme Sisters
These women take being twins way too seriously
They have a shared boyfriend who must have sex with them together, 4 pumps a pop!
Marlon update: they’re done!
Once you hit that 9 month mark, things start to change...
TCB gets back into The Love Connection
This guy looks like a serial ki
A 3 Legged Wannabe Table
With restaurants, it's all about the secret sauce: food, service, atmosphere, and the coke dealer at the end of the bar. Bryan & Krissy know all about it, and Bryan gives us the rundown on his latest Atlanta restaurant experience.
Bryan realizes TCB will soon be a source of embarrassment for his son.
The average penis size has increased by 30%
Will this eventually put us in the metaverse?
February is Krissy’s time to show up to TCB intoxicated!
Bryan thinks Valentines day is a scam
Are Bry
ChatAGT Is Hideous!
Bryan, Krissy, & Jim Bakker, our resident tech expert, go down the AI rabbit hole. ChatGPT might not be able to figure out what TCB is, but according to Jim, it's already under our skin creating a human robotic person!
AI is here to take over the world
From the AT&T answering service to ChatGPT, it's everywhere.
AI could make its own version of The Commercial Break…but how hard is that?
Bryan has already been banned from ChatGPT
Chat GPT still doesn’t know what TCB is!
Chat GPT
MORE Confirmed Pulls!
Bryan and Krissy get deeper into John Anthony Lifestyle's threesome pulling techniques, and boy does he deliver! Turns out, all you need is an extremely hot Brazilian girlfriend to start kissing your third and you're in!
John Anthony Lifestyle continues his threesome teaching moment
Lucky for us, he offers a 30 minute coaching session
Comment on a girl’s appearance, get her number, invite her to a barbecue, and you’re having a threesome!
Brazil is learning SO much from John Anthony…
Nothing
Confirmed Pull!
Ever wanted a threesome? Of course, but someone is always going to feel left out. Fortunately Bryan & Krissy have found John Anthony Lifestyle to teach us about pulling threesomes. He can get 'em anywhere, even...the mall?
All of our TCB listeners are trying to fuck more than one person at a time!
Bryan paints a picture of his band's first show (besides the retirement home)
Goth girls bring you nothing but trouble, Megan Fox included!
Bryan’s so excited about Eric Andre and Emily Ratajkowsk
Your Work Husband's Work Husband
Bryan & Krissy know ALL about being each other's work-spouse, and after this many years there's just no escape. Almost everyone has a work-spouse, but it's not always as easy as Bryan & Krissy make it seem, and the people take to tiktok to air out their grievances! It's all fun and games until you introduce yourself as "the other love of his life" to your work husband's *actual wife.*
TCB relives their work wife-work husband history.
An ask TCB brought this back to the forefront…thanks Kate
W
Meet The Tripod of Sales
Bryan & Krissy reminisce on their very professional career in sales, and bring back an old favorite: Paul Cruz! Pauly P introduces us to the "tripod of sales," which really feels more like a triangle.
Groucho Marx makes an appearance on TCB
Bryan & Krissy are blown away by technology!
TCB relives their chaotic Clear Channel days.
A nurse in Germany was so hungover that they gave patients extra drugs and ended up killing two people
Hoadley takes us back to her hotel impossible days
The trou
The Art Of The Insta-O!
Is there something lacking in your sex life? Maybe it’s mind-gasms! TCB answers an Ask TCB and gets into the ITV special on having orgasms by just thinking about them. Bryan & Krissy question the ITV presenters' motives.
Bryan believes the Juggalos are his people and they share a favorite sit-com!
If you’ve never had an orgasm with your partner…could you get over it?
A TCB listener faces this struggle.
Sister husbands or YBryan3000 may cum in handy.
It’s 2023, it’s time to get on board wi
Midwest Faith Explosion!
Give your preacher your money and all your problems will be solved...right? TCB takes on the prosperity preachers once again, but this time they learn that there's more to these preachers than just money. They're all about that Upper Midwest Faith Explosion! What, you might ask, is exploding at this shindig? Only experience will tell...
Bryan teaches his children that he made this earth, and he rules with an iron fist.
Keith Moore is the world's biggest scammer.
Shockingly, you can spread the
Making Money With Me...Frankie B!
It's clear that most people have $350K laying around waiting for a purpose. Frankie B here is to take that money and put it to good work! He's invented a way to make money while you watch football without doing any work. His patented Salon Suiis System is going to change your life. He is SURE of it. Just ask him.
The never ending episode train has started down the tracks
The uvula is annoying...and TCB has one
Blue is acting out, again!
Henry Fonda makes his triumphant return to TCB
Henry i
The TCB Dr. Phil Thrill!
It's probably news to every TCB listener that Dr. Phil endorsed the podcast! TCB was young and it needed the press. As the new season starts Bryan breaks out an old ad the good doctor read for The Commercial Break. And it worked! Bryan & Krissy wonder...what's up with the TCB audience??
Season #4 is here!
Dr. Phil is retiring after 30 years of daytime TV
Dr. Phil is a cow doctor
The Commercial Break once paid the TV doctor to do an endorsement
Bryan's mom is finally proud of her son!
Who i
TCB: Season #4 Starts Monday, Feb 6th! (Trailer)
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Best Of: Chef Frankie B-or-D?
Bryan & Krissy are on a break preparing for Season 4. Audio editor Christina chooses some of the fan favorite segments from Season 3. On this episode Frankie B is in the kitchen cooking up....actually, no one is quite sure!
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Best Of: Meet Adam...The Liar!
Bryan & Krissy are on a break preparing for Season 4. Audio editor Christina chooses some of the fan favorite segments from Season 3. On this episode Bryan & Krissy meet Adam Lyons for the first time via his course on how to make your social profile a perfect 10! EP297: Adam The Liar!
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Best Of: It's Aliens...Of Course It Is!
Bryan & Krissy are on a break preparing for Season 4. Audio editor Christina chooses some of the fan favorite segments from Season 3. On this episode Bryan & Krissy review a clip that birthed a thousand noise complaints. It's the aliens...because, of course it is!
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Best Of: Ghost Lovin Ain't Easy!
Bryan & Krissy are preparing for Season 4 (coming Feb 6th, 2023). So audio editor Christina rounds up some listener requested clips. TCB loves a good love story. Especially when that love story includes a Ghost F&%ker! On this "Best Of" Bryan and Krissy review a clip from ITV involving a woman and her ghost lover!
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Best Of: Hotel Improbable!
Bryan & Krissy leave Producer Christina in charge while they get ready for Season4. On this best of clip: Krissy had an early taste of fame when Hotel Impossible came knowing on her door! As one can imagine...it was a total sh%tshow! Let's all review this clip from EP148.
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You're A Perfect 5.7!
Adam The Liar is scoring himself a perfect 10! Well....he's really a 5.7. But he goes on the campaign trail to improve that score to 10! By bribing and manipulating a website that scores your looks Adam has figured out to increase that attractiveness. TCB reviews Part 2 of Adam shamelessly teaching us how to lie are way to a Perfect 5.7!
Warner Bros shelves BatGirl
Peak TV has reached its peak
Can anyone look at Will Smith the same way again?
Adam Levine has the WORST game
Adam The Liar is
He's Adam The Coke Bro!
Adam the liar taught us how to lie in an effort to make the perfect Insta profile, he told us yo move to another country to impress he ladies and now he is back a very sped up pick up artist! Is he? Isn't he a coke bro? It's your call to make as TCB reviews a clip from Adam Lyons.
Prince Harry got boring real quick
Brother are ALWAYS beating each other up
Paris, Brittney and Harry walk into a club....
DJs...WTF?
Tomorrowland is a joke
EDM festival goes wrong
Bryan has a strip club fluffer
Your Pocketbook? I Claimed It!
In part of 2 of the prosperity preaching clips, TCB hears from one of the preachers making a REALLY good living scamming his congregation. Bob the preacher is telling you..."If you need money...just CLAIM it! It shall be yours under the lord". Wow....what a life!
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Oh...That is So GOOD!
Prosperity preachers are a unique brand of con-man (woman). They scam you out of your money legally, while claiming the Bible told them to do it. Then they get to write it all off on their taxes. What a charmed life! TCB reviews a preacher who is so good at the scam he has the congregants saying "Oh...that is so GOOD!"
Krissy & Bryan are had a lame NYE
Bryan used to party with live grenades and "la familia"!
WSP has everyone finger-dipping
The UGA vs. the other game ended at 12am exactly...m
The 90's Were So 80's
Bryan finds a a series of TV shows from the 90's that got little to no airtime. Looking back on one of those shows...it's not hard to see why! The 90's sitcoms were so 1980's!
Real House Wives is a Krissy thing
TLC is a Bryan thing
Prestige TV is everyone else's thing
Bryan and Krissy debate the best new shows
Disney is reducing spending on new content
Netflix will add commercials
Bryan cannot remember who was in that show with that guy
Out of this world was a show that aired few episode
One Kids Margarita, Please!
Bryan recalls one harrowing night on the way to the bar. After ordering a very special "kids margarita" from bartender, Bryan get's mistaken for a masked robber. When the dust settles he goes back to the bar and asks for another "kids margarita".
Bryan is a bonafide hero!
Blue is Bryan's Robin to Bryan's Batman
Some police action in front of the Green house
The magic Bryan look works again
The dreaded felony stop
Kids Margaritas for ALL the (club) kids
90's commercials were the highlights
Fishing For Marlin!
Marlin relationship updates are few and far between and always one sided. Until now! TCB receives a random text from someone that sounds like Marlin's Sugar Mama. She explains her side of the story and lays down the rules of the "boy toy" road. It's clear from message...Marlin has some work to do!
TCB does Dolphin sex
Krissy has a magical experience with a fish
The Villages documentary
The Villages is buck-wild and TCB wants in!
Foam parties are not fun or funny
Bryan can't get life insura
VIP At The Pearly Gates!
Frankie B is back to help us determine our S.M.V. (Sessual Market Value)! He has an equation all worked out for adding a little currency to our love lives. He also knows that some people are just not getting heaven....not with that ugly mug! Some of us are destined to get VIP at The Pearly gates.
C the trucker is involved in a successful Poly relationship
C wants to have a baby. TCB advises
Americans ship their old folks to a home far-far away
Call 911 for emergencies. But who do you call fo
Excel At Just Getting By!
Some people are good at "falling upward"! Some people are great at "falling down". And some people are just trying to excel at getting by! Bryan and Krissy admit to as much on this Ask TCB episode of TCB. It's time fro the gang to answer your questions.
The Aliens are gone
Does Bryan run the show by consensus?? No.
Goal Goal Goal Goal Goal
The notebook, meant to help TCB remember has been forgotten
I Am Shaunna Rae
Ask TCB
A listener writes in with a dilemma around a loved ones co-worker
Rug Skiing Through Life!
Bryan explains how he learned to ski...on a carpet lined mud slope! But skiing is not a favorite activity of TCB. Krissy doesn't like it and Bryan dislocated his shoulder the one time he skied on SNOW. He vows to give it a try next time he sees a rug lined mountain! Plus, part 2 of the Teresa Caputo cold reading is reviewed and reveals one bitter, old, prejudice whites lady just trying to make a buck...
Prestige nudity is hot in 2022!
Men's (mostly fake) members have been all over HBO this yea
My Not-Not For Profit!
Teresa Caputo is one slippery sister! She must need the money because she is constantly failing in cold readings to cold audiences. Not one to be embarrassed by her own BS, Teresa carries on baiting false hope. Bryan wonders if she has started her own not-not for profit. She has all kinds of tricks of the trade to make herself appear supernatural. But Bryan and Krissy are not buying it. Take a listen as TCB breaks down another cold reading by Teresa!
SBF is going to jail...after he gets out on
Neat Death Cat, Bro!
The North Carolina Cherokee Death Cat is a one very dangerous Fangle toothed creature. You must very careful when in meandering around it's territory! However, if your a Monster Hunter you can just freely roam around without fear. TCB goes back to one of the fan favorite in Season 3...Mountain Monsters!
Bryan and Krissy cannot figure out how to make content lists
Bryan decides to clear out some of the lists before Season 4
Time Allen was a blow dealer
The anus is a new evolution in human his
The Ghostly Dong Gong
Blue is the insane canine living inside the studio grounds. Bryan hires a trainer to come help with some behavioral issues and he bring his clicker and Dog Training Dong Gong! It's an unusual way to train an animal but it seems to have Bryan convinced! And...a woman in England wants to marry her ghost boyfriend on Halloween. Will he? Won't he? Can he hear her??
The TCB opening is WAY too long!
Listen to TCB at double time. You'll get more of your life back and it's funnier.
Niko the smelly gh
Platitudes = Attitudes!
Then difference between the life you have and the life you want is...Positive Friends! Frankie B let's us know that platitudes & attitudes! As Season 3 draws to a close TCB checks in on their old buddy Frank. This video Frank tells us how to manage our time and be a better person!
The old "I'm on the phone" trick doesn't work on Insta
Bryan get's busted with the old "I'm on the phone" trick
How did the "Aliens" make it in to the show?
Qatar hosting the World Cup is BAD
Bryan defiles Disney
Too Many Lists!
Bryan and Krissy use a myriad of phone apps and lists to keep track of TCB show ideas. But they cannot keep track of any of it! So...the show turns into a train wreck every episode. Just the way they like it. Regardless, there are too many lists. Bryan and Krissy run through unused ideas for Season 3.
TCB does NO rehearsing for episodes...obvously
Fact, new or fiction. Mainly fiction
Lisa Bonet is on an epic run!
Men always rush out quickly after a break up
Watch Hotel Kalgoorlie
Who wears
21 EPM
The magic number is 21! 21 EPM's is what science says a male human needs to achieve to stay away from prostate cancer! So TCB is getting behind the cause. While Bryan is training like a runner for a 10k, Krissy has some ideas about marketing materials. More specifically, TCB 21EPM stickers for your car!
The Annual Ball Checking is he new name for an "annual"
Things no one taught you how to do
Bryan recalls a high school indecent proposal
Bryan can't remember most things...but Irene Cara is t
The Ronco Coke Bro!
Every restaurant in the worlds has Coke Bros. Two dues who use the restroom together...and not to pee! Bryan has a run in with some Coke Bros at his local Italian joint! Then, Bryan and Krissy review a clip of the Ronco products from the late 80's.
The TCB intro has gotten lengthy and Bryan is over it!
Naked cuddle parties is a thing...TCB finds it
How do the old naked guys do it?
Sword fighting increases length!
Rachel's voice is everywhere
Bryan runs into The Coke Bros
The Coke Bros are
You Heard It Here Last!
TCB has never been known for their hard hitting news. But Bryan takes it to a whole new level! Breaking out the 20 month old story of the Brass Against singer peeing on fans! Plus, Part 2 of The World's Cheapest Family is reviewed. If taking a bath in someone else's dirty water is your thing....don't miss this episode!
FTX the crypto exchange crashes taking the market with it!
Bryan & Krissy show their lack of knowledge regarding alt coin
Bryan's collectibles are not in fact collectible
ATD,
Cuts Right Through Bone!
Late night infomercials and retail sales channels (QVC) are wildly popular! Bryan finds himself helping his mother ween off he urge to buy now/pay later. One channel, The Cutlery Network, has an interesting mix of trinkets and knives that "cut through bone". Who exactly needs to cut through bone??
Diane calls the TCB hotline to update the show on the Metaverse
Is anyone actually in the Metaverse??
Kitchen utensils can be sexy?
Bryan's Self love training continues
A.I. Love Dolls are here an
You Are Osteoporosis Sexy!
Age is just a number, or so they say! Many people have an age difference with their romantic partner(s). Few people get turned on by dentures and broken hips. It's a unique fetish and TCB has the footage! A man in Florida will only dates women at least 50 years his senior. Let's all watch and feel better about our own love lives...shall we?
Scientists has bred the coca plant and the tobacco plant, making the smoke break that much more fun
The new cobacco plant will take the world by storm, pre
It's Just Me, Loving On ME!
Self love, do it! Bryan has been doing research and he found the ultimate orgasm coach for men. But is the juice really worth the squeeze? When our "O" face looks like a contorted pig snout...why even bother? Bryan & Krissy try to answer the question.
Marlin updates are rare these days...but TCB has one!
Marlin goes on an adventurous vacation
Are photos allowed at nudist resort?
Eating nude, just don't do it!
Strip clubs are not therapist offices
Bryan recalls his friend crying into a danc
Nice Guys Finish...Fast!
"Nice guys always finish last!" That's the old adage that many men have taken seriously...maybe a bit TOO seriously. Late in the 90's, on an knock-off Jenny Jones show, 2 chauvinists and a nice guy square off with an audience full of women. TCB has the footage...and they're ready to break it down!
TCB is suffering from randomized content
The Menu is a new movie taking place behind the scenes of a restaurant
The Anthony Bourdain documentary shines light on his tortured genius
Most chefs are a
The Blow For Bryan Benefit Ball!
Bryan and Krissy say "LEGALIZE IT!" But the attitudes of law makers are not, generally, in agreement. Bryan decides to create a benefit party for the cause. The gang decide to name the fun-raiser "The Blow For Bryan Benefit Ball" and your invited. So is Trey from Phish!
Bryan & Krissy are back from the legal weed states!
Our OLD friend Jedidiah stops by
Florida reports it wants to start selling weed in gas stations?
Bryan had a nightmare "brownie" baking session
Should we just legalize ever
In The Log With Hippie Santa!
Every town has one. A guy who never left Woodstock behind and now he looks like a Hippie Santa Claus. Bryan got invited to world's most terrifying party by his Hippie Santa! Then, The Mountain Monster's fearless leader Buck is investigating another nothing when he gets himself stuck inside a log! Only the MM could find themselves unable to get out of a dead tree.
National Park Service has their hands full with Insta-fakesters chasing wild animals
NPS now has to issue warnings regarding the lic
Not One Fecking Bit!
There are REAL rockstars, like Elton John and then there are wannabe rock stars like Carl Lentz! Carl is the flamboyant and one time famous preacher of Hillsong Church USA. He had a long, hard (pun intended) fall and had to go in hiding. But like all good ameba, he has crawled his way back. Which is why it's a great time to revisit some of his sermons!
Elton John has had his last USA tour performance
Elton is a part-time Atlanta resident who's reputation is as wild as his personality
Club Q i
Hair-Way To Heaven!
Teresa Caputo is known to many as the big haired, loud mouthed, TV psychic from New Jersey. But to TCB she is just the big haired, loud mouthed, BS artist tricking people into believing her nonsense. On this episode, Bryan and Krissy break down a clip from Live w/ Micheal and Kelly where Ms. Helmet Head fails to impress a crowd of willing participants. It's more proof that the only reason her hair is so big, is to hide the ear piece!
Budweiser paid lots of money to sponsor The World Cup...but Q
Don't Start Her On The Tartar
Hot sauces, dipping sauces and dressing are hotly debated! Do you, won't you? But wether slather your food in sauce or you go in dry, we can all agree tartar sauce is awful! TCB reviews a clip of a lady who eats 7 bottles of tartar sauce each week!
Natalie writes in to ask TCB advice: To bed or not to bed...your best friend?
Bryan reminds Krissy about his Eckart Tolle days
Pete Davidson continues his epic run!
What is Pete packing?
Are dating apps getting the best this generation?
Bryan ma
Ticket Masters & Finger Disasters!
Ticket Master is a monopoly taking middle class concert goers out of the ticket market...on purpose! Bryan has a few words TM and Miss Swift. Than, C writes in to share their butt-play story and Bryan has some butt-play of his own at the Dr. office. It's a messy, messy episode of TCB!
The Ticket Masters are out in full force around the T. Swift tour
Bryan once bought an off market ticket...from his twin!
Bryan's dad get's involved in Kevin's ticket broker business
A colonoscopy is a ton of p
Heart Wants What The Heart Wants!
It is what it is! That's the proverbial saying that seems ubiquitous these days. But is IT really what IT is?? Bryan, breaks out an equally ridiculous phrase "The Heart Wants What The Heart Wants". It's an excuse to stay in wayward relationships and he has used it more than he'd like to admit.
Chris Evans is over 40 and the World's Sexiest Man...there is hope fro Bryan!
Krissy gets distracted by Mr. Evans being across the street
Why do tall people always seem to win?
The Laguna Beach podcast
That Taint Tan!
Tanning has many proven health benefits....according to Bryan. But even Bryan won't sun his naked "hole"! Two wild and crazy guys from CA are encouraging people to get out in that summer sun and tan your taint!
Why Files is a GREAT YouTube channel!
Can you live without a head?
Miracle Mike is a chicken with his head cut off
Would you freeze your head after death?
Vabbing is a thing the ladies are doing....are you?
Pheromones play a role in attraction
Bryan is tanning bed crazy this time o
A Date With Misery!
In the 1930' through the 1950's the U.S. Government put out a lot of public service films. They even wanted in on family dinner time. Bryan and KRISSY review an old time-y dinner time. Leaving everyone wondering....do we need to get bak to this?? Hold on to your emotions kids, feelings have no place at this dinner table!
Bryan faces a home emergency...1200 miles away!
A man with serious worries comforts Bryan, who has ridiculous worries
Ye, Yeze, Kayne...whatever his name is today, is off the
High & Tight & Swiping Right!
Who better to give dating profile advice to the ladies than an aging rockstar wannabe, chauvinist? That's right Frankie B is back some of the most aggressive chauvinism TCB has ever covered! He's on the war path after his break up and Bryan and Krissy have him pinned....
Bryan is back from some nightmare business travel
One lady is not flying the friendly skies any time soon!
When you see plane technician heading your way...pray!
One particularly tough Delta attendant is needed every time a
Best To You, New Nana!
Kyle and Rodan write in for advice on a unique situation. The Nana next door is looking to kick her son out of the will and include them in the inheritance! Bryan and Krissy pull no punches and tell the boys to give TCB the money and settle the dispute once and for all. TCB is now produced for ONE listener...new Nana!
Niko has passed and Bryan is grateful fro the support
TCB hits 10 million downloads
Bryan is told he is famous by someone who clearly doesn't know him
Half Song Hoadley shows u
The 231 Minute Meal Plan!
We are paying tribute to Niko the Ghost Dog as he passes to the other side!
People are falling, jumping and escaping from cruise ships at an alarming rate! Bryan and Krissy discuss how one might be retrieved from a fall like this...hint: you probably can't be retrieved! Bryan wonders if the food drove these people to jump. Then, Bryan tells Krissy about his "go-to" cooking skills...hint: he has none! Finally, the gang decide to get some cooking help from only chef they trust..Frankie Chef Boyar-
What A Gasbag!
There is such a thing as a gasbag and it can cook your food! Unfortunately, it's just as disgusting as you imagine! Bryan and Krissy find a woman who is happily cooking with gas from her....droppings...and it has TCB gagging. That said, the gasbag doesn't come with a gas bill!
People ARE listening to every episode of TCB
Escape rooms were a thing for 5 minutes
Meth pumpkins are making their way to America
Weed is NOT the next gold rush for most
Niko the Ghost Dog is not doing well
Gardener
I (Mostly) Remember You!
Sebastian Bach was the lead singer of one of the 1980's hardest rock bands. Sex, drugs and rock n' roll was the lifestyle of the job. However, 40 years later things are a bit different. Sebastian finds himself playing the local county fair, sharing his iPhone with the screen on stage. It's not all glitz and glamour! But hey, at least he is still alive!
It's Halloween and the weather goes nutty in the Atl!
The weatherman are as clueless about the weather as you are
Do weatherman pay for dinner
The World's Most Beautiful Man!
Anyone can recognize beauty. It's in the hills, the sea, music, a painting and at the coffee shop...in the form of one very good smelling man! Bryan shares his brush with the world's most beautiful man! He wonders how easy life must be for the man with a Porsche, expensive cologne, good manners and tailored clothing. Share in the moment on this episode of TCB!
Jake, Das and others text into the hotline
A coffee shop in London is changing more to a*&holes. Amen!
Bryan runs into one very handso
The Badly Edited StarSeed!
You might be, probably are, could be, possibly a StarSeed! The thing is, you have to specific about your thing. That way you can be special. But not like, SPECIAL special. Make sense?? Of course it doesn't! But Started Queen herself is here to explain all about it. You won't understand a damn thing she says...but it will be fun.
A man in Michigan is caught having relations with an Elmo doll
Having sex with ANY client is horrible idea
Carl stops by to call Elmo
The short lived "TCB porn" intr
Why Is Everyone Yelling?!
Mountain Monsters may really bad at capturing monsters (or mountains) but they sure do know how to yell! TCB brings back MM for a special Halloween episode. This time Huck and Buck are on the hunt for a lobster man in Appalachia! You know the old saying....if you can't see the sea, don't eat the shell!
The new website is the old website while the new website replaces the new-old one
Bryan and Astrid have their morning conversation about the fate of TCB
Krissy goes to the Ritz for Christmas, S
Sleeping Topless Ruins Friendships!
Long time listener Callie writes in to discuss her friendship with Danny. Danny and her just can't quit each other...but they are JUST friends. She asks the age old question: Can a man and a woman (or man/man or woman/woman....etc) just be friends?Who better to answer the question than decades long friends Bryan and Krissy!
TCB buddies up to Charlamange The God on Google!
Colon Blow...it's coming to Bryan's house
Callie writes in to ask about her friend zone with Danny
Krissy and Bryan recal
The Time Traveling Dave Matthews!
Time travel IS possible. It's been scientifically modeled out. And history is riddled with stories of time traveling adventurers. But they usually don't stand up to much scrutiny. Carlos is no different. He travels back from 2040 to tell us tales of Atl Coin takeovers and ambiguous changes right around the corner. Bryan and Krissy suspect he may have come in from Dave Matthews...played in Denver...yesterday...with bag full of sticky-icky Gummies!
The house spiders get their revenge on Bryan!
B
Deep In Your Dermis!
Frankie B is controversial on TCB. Love him, hate him he's a part of the show. And when Frank is on a roll, we should sit back and enjoy. Frankie B is back with a video on how to "Be Best" over 50. Let's get in on the action while it's around, shall we?
Christmas Vacation is a bad movie? Of course not!
Which Vacation movie is the best?
Krissy is wearing tape bikinis!
Maneskin is a great rock band. But the boobs are taking over the talent
Frankie in the Meta-verse? Doubt it
Frankie is back
The Maid Of Dishonor!
The wedding night is supposed to be a special night of love, lust and passion. But sleeping with the Maid of Honor will not get you the desired results! Lasy writes in to discuss her wild night at a friend's wedding . It's the gift that keeps on giving...a crazy wedding night!
Spiderwebs are everywhere!
Blue the dog is rolling around in carcasses
NyQuil chicken is not a thing...is it??
"I will pee on your grave!" is more than just a saying to one couple
Lady is a fan of the show and has a s
The Power of LBH!
LBH (Little Blue Hats) are magical pieces of attire that can bring you love, fortune, fame and free booze! The BBC show Blind Date brings the LBH to the stage and its attached to a hapless bloke named Josh. Let's all listen as 3 buffoons try to win the affection of a lovely lass, shall we?
A woman in Japan is taken by the Space Man Scam!
How much does it cost to land your rocket?
The International Space Station is cheaper to visit than you'd think
Self Driving cars cannot take a left
When w
The 24 Hour Rule
Frankie B is on a creative roll! Since his breakup he has been exploding all over YouTube and Bryan just cannot help himself. Frankie's new video reveals more about his recent relationship and spills the secret on his 24 Hour Call rule. There is no doubt you'll be ready for the singles scene after these nuggets of wisdom!
Bryan almost appeared on Press Your Luck..but he hit a whammy!
Halloween is upon us and the festivities are for KIDS, not spoiled adults
Bryan was traumatized by his Hallowe
Bring In Huckleberry #13! (Fall Break Friday)
It's fall break Friday! Bryan breaks out TCB's favorite episode of 2022, #179: Crow Crow Killed Huckleberry!
Krissy and Bryan decide it's time to get some professional promo photos. So Bryan sets up a photo shoot and requests some Kardashian style edits. Kim K is bellybutton...according to some internet experts. The gang discusses ratings books, radio reporting beepers and T.V. rating. Bryan is still concerned about Meta-verse children and finally, Bryan gets a request from a mother-son duo for
The Bone-O-Meter!
Ghost Hunters like to use all kind of new (and mostly made up) technology in their pursuit of spooky apparitions. One particular team of Hunters brings a special tool that will show the ghost (or any other creature) in all detail you could NEVER want!
Bryan is dreaming of his retirement
Krissy would be Einstein for a day...Bryan would be Maury!
Switzerland is a clean dream for the rich and beautiful. Its also a pain in the ass!
Ghost Hunters return to TCB
Look out for spooky noises when mak
Don't Quit Your Day Job! | Ask TCB
TCB often receives text & emails asking for advice...what are they thinking!? Tad writes in ready to quit his job over his crush on his new boss! Then, Carly asks TCB to speak to her best friend about polygamy. Bryan, the resident expert on polygamy based reality TV, is happy to give his thoughts. It's an "Ask TCB" episode of The Commercial Break!
Chess is wrecked by one pain in the ass cheating scandal!
Vegas high roller spots is not a place for loud people
Vagina has a candle, now it has ch
Those Pesky Aliens Are BACK! (Fall Break Friday)
As Krissy takes her fall break, Bryan plays EP182 to answer THE most asked question of TCB. An Alabama Corrections Officer had a 2 year relationship with an inmate convicted of murder and attempted murder. After selling her home and resigning from her job she assisted the inmate as he escaped. Now her and the 6 foot 9 inch tall inmate are on the run. Bryan and Krissy bet he will be caught! Short men are taking to breaking their legs to gain 2-3 inches in height...short men everywhere ar
Keep Your Talking To A Minimum!
The gang over at Mountain Monsters have been kidnapped by a burly crew of very polite masked bandits. But the boys manage to escape after a floating head makes a deal with the devil woman to get the body of a deceased Bigfoot named Stoneish. Did you get all that? Either did we! Let's just sit back and enjoy the foolishness.
Armie Hammer is out of control!
Soduku is not the Japanese art of binding. FYI.
Krissy wonders about bondage with Jeff
Bryan lived with a dominatrix in the "band house"
One Very Sexy Walker!
Walkers are typically used to help seniors get around...now they are being used to help seniors get off! Bryan and Krissy discuss exhibitionism in all it's intended and unintended glory!
Bryan meets his cereal alter ego
Instagram is a thirst trap...duh!
Mike Masse and Jeff have create most amazing cover song EVER
Strippers are at the senior center
The gang finds a new use for walkers
Bryan get's frisky in public with his hippie chick
More Zoom sex is happening
Thanksgiving xmas tree sho
See You At The Martin's!
TCB receives a lot of texts and emails containing wild stories and asking for advice on strange circumstances. But listener Nate takes the cake with his sordid tale of sex, drugs and family ties! The center of the action was at his high school homecoming party at the Martin's House and we ALL wish we had been invited.
Bryan hates unpacking the wires
Krissy takes a flight and does some strange drinking
Nate writes in to ask for advice
A story of love, romance and family sex is told
Bryan and
The Sad Mad Return Of Frankie!
Frankie B, long time muse for TCB, was retired from the show just 4 months ago. But he came roaring back with a classic Frankie B video a few days ago and Bryan cannot help himself. Frankie returns to TCB with dating advice for men attracted to "party girls". As usual the only thing we learn is Frankie's own life problems!
Pete & Kim K broke up months ago to Bryan's surprise
Can you be with an unattractive person?
TCB retired Frankie B 4 months ago, but he is back BABY!
Party Girls is a term
Painting His Wife's Pappy
Dial tone phones changes the way we communicate. Like the car phone, the cellular phone and the iPhone that came after it must have been a big change to those who were experiencing it! So big, in fact, that grandpa couldn't face reality...he had to go paint his wife's pappy instead of learn this new fangled thing!
Restaurant Pretty is a new dress code
Bryan went on ANOTHER Disney Cruise
People don't know how to behave around an elevator
The cruise buffet is where people turn into wild animal
Very Stressful Head Pets
ASMR is meant to relax and some cases, put you to sleep! That message was not received by one Furry looking to de-stress us with the sweet sounds of plans for the weekend, going through security at the airport and HEAD PETS! It's the most stressful ASMR yet.
TCB keeps going...and going...and going
Tom and Gisele are having issues
Bryan has an unsportsmanlike...body!
Blue the yappy Yorkie was once a quiet runt
ASMR, made by a Furry is anything but relaxing
Bryan and Krissy have a "moment" i
1-900-Tongue-Twangler
1-900 numbers were the Tinder of the 1980's. Bryan and Krissy review a 1-900 infomercial where sexy singles are waiting for YOUR call! It's clear no one is waiting for your call... The acting is stellar, the singles are hot and the charges are accruing!
Bryan is sleepless in Disney
Krissy gets taken for a ride at the tire shop
TCB fan Tracy was a 900 phone sex operator
Bryan and Krissy are ready to make moves into the Adult cam world
Bryan may, or may not have visited e-cam websites
OnlyFa
No Yelling On This Purple Yacht!
Miami is GTA come to life! From the wild driving to the adult sex scene to the fancy boats and homes. Bryan is back from vacation and had a taste of it all! Also, his children ruined a million dollar Yacht!
TCB is back from vacation
There is a new King and the prince has no hair
Bryan also no hair and the origin of that hair style is discussed
Miami drivers are basically insane!
Bryan's family gets an invite to a boat ride...it turns out be a Yacht. A VERY nice yacht
Bryan's son manages to
Sticky Icky Teenie Beanie?
Beanie Babies took the world by storm in the early to mid-90's. Unfortunately, the adults took all the fun out of it. By 1997 the BB was mired in controversy and old white man gangs took to the streets to sell their wares to unsuspecting old white men. Adults ruin everything!
Time , goes by, so slowly!
AOL dial up porn was slow and did not live up to expectations.
The Giantess Fetish is thing
Bryan is watching TLC again
Weed stand is stupid and makes Bryan paranoid
Beanie Babies take the w
Ging Gang Goolie!
The butcher, the Boy Scout and the banker all make BAD choices for the woman on Blind Date. The ITV British TV show Blind Date has not aged well! Bad jokes, cheesy contestants and a full week with a stranger is on deck with every episode. This makes it perfect fodder for TCB!
A woman drive her car through a mall to get an Iphone
Papa Joe is still driving at age 92!
How long should we allow seniors to drive?
Mark Zuckerberg took a turn on Rogan and it did not go well
Blind Date is long runni
Neighing In Her Yam Yam
TCB listener Tyler writes in to ask for advice on a love triangle he has found himself involved with. his boyfriend doesn't know that he has been sleeping with the Homecoming Queen! And we didn't know that Krissy WAS a Homecoming Queen! All is revealed on this episode of TCB.
A robot broke the fingers of a child chess player in Russia
Strip clubs come in all shapes and sizes and so do strippers
Bachelor parties are wild! Should the groom get one last hurrah?
Male strip clubs fascinate B
The Statue Of David Is Just Average
Micro-penis is a real medical term for..well...you get it! Bryan and Krissy dig a bit deeper on the topic, reviewing a video from ITV on the subject. It's not the size that matters, it's the extension.
Subtitles are being debated online,,,for no good reason
Krissy's family has a brogue
The meta-verse can get you pregnant
Bryan's tries and fails again to join the meta-party
Micro-penis is a real condition and ITV has the all the details in 2d cardboard paper!
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Adam Is Putting In The Work!
Adam The Liar has no fear of you stealing his lady. He has a patented process for keeping the girls satisfied: talk about her garden and let her sleep with with other men. A simple solution to a complicated problem almost no has!
New microphones were desperately needed. They finally arrived!
Bryan takes Niko for a cut and clean, right on time.
The Green house is full of poop and Bryan can't handle it
Adam The Liar KNOWS you won't steal his girlfriends...you don't have the energy
Adam advise
Friends With Horrible Benefits!
We've all the known the awkward feeling of having a crush on a friend. The solution to getting out of the "friend zone"? Move out of the country for a few years, ignore their calls and texts, then take your friend bowling when you get back! That's just part of the INSANE advice Adam The Liar has for us on this episode of TCB.
How do you get a podcaster to shut up? You can't!
Bryan visits Podcast Movement 22 and runs into "radio voice" everywhere he turns
Casey Kasum the most famous radio voic
He's Adam, The Liar!
Adam Liar-yons is a social media "expert" in deceptive posting activities that can get you the life you always dreamed of! So strap in...it's going be a wild (and fictitious) ride as the gang review one of his courses!
Water bottles are carried by almost everyone. Is yours an emotional support tool?
The greatest American rock band of all time? Bryan knows...and no, it's NOT Widespread Panic!
Social media has never been the TCB lane. Today they get help!
Adam Lyons, self reported social media
Meow Meow, Jeff...Meow Meow
Dressing up sexy is fun and playing pretend is a blast! Cat & Kitten costumes for Halloween and cosplay are some people's passion! But living your entire life as if you were a cat?? It's a thing! TCB is going take you into the world of the real life cat-girl and her older boyfriend!
The reviews are in! And...People still think TCB is mediocre!
Suckmonkey loves the show! But Ralph4554G doesn't think it's great.
The Line is going to be the Worl's largest building at 75 miles long!
Krissy likes
One Way Flight To Splitsville
There are many ways to break off a relationship. Pretending to fly to Europe for a few months is an interesting one. Love Connection week ends with one sad sack single joins Chuck on the couch!
Madonna shows up on Jimmy Fallon looking...like an alien!
Some people get the subtle "touch up", some go all in on plastic surgery
The dd canter is an idea who's time has come
Frankie B is discussed
The Love Connection is back with one VERY interesting making enemies easily
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Lip Licking Bat Lover
A listener writes in to tell TCB about his insane experience after his Love Connection appearance! Three's a crowd for this former contestant on the new version of the blind date game show.
Steve Martin is retiring from TV and film work
Hoaldey's husband wonders how TCB has so many listeners
The gang review some of their failed marketing campaigns
A listener writes in with a WILD Love Connection story
A lip loving bachelor jumps on the couch with Chuck Woolery as Love Connection week contin
The Connection Couch Cowboy
Cowboys can be found everywhere even on The Love Connection couch! Bryan and Hoadley open up Love Connection week with a classic clip from the cowboy episode of TLC.
TCB is introduced on a Zoom call as the "show that's not for everyone"
Bryan recalls his days a very scared pilot
Its Love Connection Week on TCB
A cowboy and city slicker go on a date and agree to disagree on everything!
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Hot Dogs in Ibitha!
There is a sliding scale of cringe with pick up artists. Bryan digs a few levels down from "life coach" to find some helpful pick up lines. It goes about as well as expected!
Bryan can't unsee the photo of hot dog filling spilled across a highway
Hot dogs in Venezuela include potato sicks and it will change your universe
Hoadley and Bryan wonder how they would navigate life as single people in 2022
Ibiza is pronounced "Ibitha" when in Spain. The z is silent and replaced by a th
Rio has 13 p
BTY Friday: Hanky & Panky With Frankie!
It's a deep cut Best To Yo Friday! Frankie B is the over 50 life coach giving advice on everything from fitness and fashion to food and fun! However, he is also the inventor of the Salon Suite. He brings his franchise pitch to YouTube and TCB takes it to the world! On this episode of BTY Friday we go back to episode #117 Advantage....Frankie B.
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Rage Against The Flavor-Town!
Uncle Bryan is back to his unique spin on life and relationship advice. Get into the downward dog and get ready to ignore his suggestions!
Hoadley gives Bryan a sexy and sly "best to you"
Bryan is reminded of hearing their friend in a central Florida gas station
Favorite gas station foods are discussed
Guy Fieri is appearing at Rage Against The Machine Shows and Bryan doesn't like it
Uncle Bryan gets many questions from listeners and it's finally time for answers!
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This Episode Sponsored By Space-XXX
NASA is asking male astronauts to refrain from "releasing" in space for fear of getting someone pregnant. The minutia of this request has Bryan and Krissy baffled. Speaking of baffled, flat earth believers are growing worldwide....baffled. Hoadley & Bryan review a clip from their fearless leader.
Bryan wonders how the show "intro" became so bloated.
TCB has some new sponsors!
NASA has a rather strange request of male astronauts
Flat Earth therories are more popular than ever
Bryan & Krissy
BTY Friday: Take Out, Taste Buds and Tantrums!
It's another BTY Friday and 4 of the most listener requested segments are on are deck during this episode .
Waffle House is a great place fro late night chow...and their new slogans reflect the mood!
Men reportedly have taste receptors WHERE? The DD-Canter segment is played.
Christmas of 2020 was odd for everyone. Bryan reviews his trip to see Santa.
Big Pappi has an interesting way of protecting his "juice".
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Bruised Fruit & Bad Dates
When someone asks to you to bring a shopping cart worth of groceries on a first date...you may want to take a rain check! But on the Love Connection the show must go on. Bryan and Krissy review one of the strangest dates ever on the show.
Bryan attends the Chris Rock concert in Atlanta.
The lottery payout was an estimated $1.2 BILLION and one person won it all!
The curse of the lottery will ensure the winner is left with nothing
Bryan has a plan to avoid the lottery curse if he should ever w
Y-Bryan3000!!
Y-Bryan3000 is the latest in gas station ED medicine technology! Bryan and Krissy review a Vince Kelvin Klein presentation on the art of seduction. TCB is ready to make moves in the PUA industry and announce their first ever Y-Bryan300 Conference!
Bryan is watching air disaster videos again. So he decides to drive everywhere.
Krissy recalls the billboards Bryan bought to advertise the show...they did not work
Feet Finder is a website where you sell your foot fetish pics. The gang wants in!
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BTY Friday: Paw Paw Popper!
The Commercial Break is now 200+ episodes deep! Krissy and Bryan know it's difficult to play catch up on the moments when the new episodes just keep coming (to many people's dismay). Each Friday during the summer TCB is bringing you up to speed on the inside jokes, best finds, worst humans, funniest content and relevant episodes with Best To Yo Fridays! First up, Mountain Monsters, the fan favorite foils of TCB From episode #80 we hear the birth of Jimmy the camera guy and John Paw-Paw
This Is The Captain Speaking!
Why do pilots always want to talk to us at 36,000 feet? And why can't they figure out how to work the intercom? Find out on this episode!First, Bryan is practicing for his announcer job with SNL (or a bovine auction). Omegle is a not so new online thing where Bryan doesn't belong. But it won't stop him from trying! Flight attendants have become an extremely important factor in air safety and conflict management. Finally, the gang digs deep into the archive to find training videos, produ
Sad Thad The Dancing Chad
Would you want to know if your spouse or partner was cheating?? It's a questions everyone is asking... Knowledge or bliss? Bryan and Krissy share some exciting news about the new BTY Fridays! TCB is about take down some of very first episodes because they HATE them. So listen quickly....Finally, Chad is a douche. He is ruining a cousin's wedding. Part 1 was fun, but part is a disaster. Bryan shares the end to this listener story.
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Thaddeus Maximus Blowvious
Everyone is curious about the hellish mother-in-law story sent in by Pete and Bryan is out to get answers. TLC has created another awful reality television show, I Love A Momma's Boy. Bryan is watching but he isn't buying what they're selling. Finally, Tara, her brother Thad and her husband get an invite to a cousin's wedding in Florida. Thad turns in a "wedding crasher" performance of a lifetime and TCB has the story to share.
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Desktop Metaverse Is For The Birds!
The opening to TCB is a mouthful and Bryan is messing it up lately. So he does a practicing after the show is over. The desktop metaverse is just plain boring and Bryan just found out why. VR porn is being delivered by robots to Vegas hotels. Krissy wonders if most innovations is due to porn? Finally, Sonya Pet Psychic was an early Animal Planet show. It is easy to see why is not a CURRENT AP show. Clips are reviewed.
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Married At First Fright
Years ago the U.S. Congress finally did ONE thing. That one thing was publicly list all of our cell phone numbers. We have been non-stop spammed ever since. Married At First Sight, the runaway hit reality series from Lifetime has become just plain boring and Bryan knows it! "I am a free spirit" has officially jumped the shark as a cliche, just as "I am a people person" did before it. Buckhead Shore is not about Buckhead or the shore...but who's counting. Apparently, not anyone with a TV. Finally
Smothered, Covered & Over-Mothered!
Niko the Ghost Dog is declining in health but increasing in smell! Bryan wonders if Niko has already moved on and is trolling the house as an apparition? Bryan and his mom-in-law have a mutually beneficial relationship. He barely understands her and she can't understand him. She is in town and they share a laugh at their good fortune...Finally, TCB fan Pete writes in to Uncle Bryan with a cautionary tale for the ages! He has a nightmare mom-in-law story that won't soon be forgotten. You will NOT
Reese Is In Pieces
Do you wash your legs? Should you wash your legs? Bryan can't remember if he does or not. Possibly due to the hour long showers he takes twice daily! Hot water is a hot topic in many households. The timed shower is a familiar thing for many families. Bryan discusses his shower timing as a teen. Finally, Mason Reese was a 1970's-80's commercial child star who found love in a 20-something OnlyFans model back in 2018. Recently Mason and Sara announced their break-up due to a disagreement about how
The Carol & Daryll Spinoff
WeCrashed is the hit Apple series about Wework and its' CEO Adam Neumann (or pronounced 'Newsman' if you're Bryan). Bryan wonders if Jared Leto is playing a version of Adam or a version of Jared Leto playing a version of Adam. Some writer, somewhere was asked to stoke the internet fire by pretending to know which TV shows are most overrated. Bryan and Krissy review...and agree! Canada loves TCB apparently as the podcast spent a whole week as the #1 Apple Podcast in all categories. However, what
The 4 Hour Calliope
Avatar was a runaway hit and now we must all suffer our fate for helping it get there. An almost 4 hour version of Avatar 2 will hit theaters next year and Bryan is already planning his escape! Stranger Things is a runaway hit for Netflix. However, with the last season in the can, Krissy wonders what happened to some of the plot points and Bryan wonders how you buy a Dominos pizza with your Stranger Things "Mind Reading" app. Finally, the gang check back in on Mystery, the world famous PUA. His
Just AirDropping Some Fun!
Southwest makes a case for the best airline to be harassed on as a man decides to AirDrop his dingle to the entire plane! When asked why...he "was just having some fun!" Bryan finds a video of Light Language Girl actually speaking in light language. However, it is still completely understandable. Finally, Amy Carlson (Mother God) started a cult called Love Has Won and died after drinking some silver spoons melted and suspended in water.
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Now Transmitting Transmution
Send check out aisle seem to be propagating through every store, everywhere. Only one problem...no one knows the right way to use them. Bryan included. The new trend in shoplifting is to scan a small dollar items in place of the real large dollar item. Bryan watched a few kids in action and chose not to be a hero, or get shot! Finally, The Light Language queen is a woman who has learned to talk in, well, Light Language. While no none, including her, understands what exactly that is, Bryan and Kr
This Is Central Control
Pop Tarts is a breakfast toaster pastry loved by millions and remembered fondly by even more. But why do we need a movie about it? Tom Hanks thinks it is that important. Speaking of Tom...he defended his wife in a scuffle outside a restaurant and it was FIERCE! Bryan had a fever and his hands felt just like two balloons! Finally, the topic of Aliens has been coming a lot lately. The gang decide to review some clips of the people who talk aliens, the people who channel aliens and the peo
TCB...It's Not For Everybody!
Frankie B, the long time foil of TCB has been retired. The listeners chime in to let Bryan know they are not happy. TCB is the #1 Apple Podcast in Canada right now and everyone is wondering...HOW is that even possible?! Finally, Bryan and Krissy share and oral history of the first 50 episodes of TCB with some audio clips to guide the discussion. It was a hot mess the first time around...it is again.
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The Edible Bear Map
Bryan is on the mend from the illness but taking it easy as he gets back to studio recording. Hoadley and Bryan take a minute to thank the audience for getting them through 200+ episodes. Bryan spent 5 straight days in the studio and stumbled upon concert footage of Prince performing a 16 minute Purple Rain. Finally, TCB says goodbye to one the most iconic characters in its short history...Frankie B. It's a bittersweet tribute to the man, the myth, the legend.
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Puddle Of Dud! ( Best Of | Worst Of )
The days are melting togther as Bryan continues his quarantine! He continues to dig through unreleased material and piece together episodes to kill time. to This episode of The Best Of | Worst Of TCB features bad musicians, performing badly! Bryan's teenage band 33 Willy, Motley Crue and Puddle of Mudd are all reviewed. It's an ear splitting episode of The Commercial Break.
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The Most Influencey Influencer! (Best Of | Worst Of TCB)
Bryan is still battling illness leaving TCB to scramble for new material! Lucky for us, there are plenty of "canned" episodes to dig through. Another "Best Of | Worst Of" episode of The Commercial break Podcast. On this BO|WO TCB: Love Connection, the 1980's era blind dating game is as absurd as it sounds. Bryan and Krissy review an interesting couple's date. Finally, there is a new reality show contest aimed at finding the best New Instagram Influencer. Bryan and Hoaldey review the first episod
Alien Seed & Irish Steed (Best Of | Worst Of)
A breakout of the virus has caused panic and sickness at the studio. So Bryan and Hoadley take a forced break! Bryan quickly foes through the archives to pull together an episode with material deemed to "awful" to air otherwise. Armed with content from a man who lost his virginity to an Alien and a few teens who get sent to Ireland to learn discipline. It's the best of the worst of The Commercial Break Podcast!
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Let It Go Vince!
It's been a long and insane 2.5 years and against all odds TCB has made it to 200 episodes! While the gang will celebrate at a later date they take time to reflect and thank the most important member of the TCB team...it's YOU! Bryan's house is filled with singing and dancing all day and night. His son has now started to sing in tune and Bryan realizes just how incredible that talent is for a toddler. The conversation brings up some recent incidents with world famous singers and their fading voi
Lamda Lamda LinerBoo
Caffeine is a hell of a drug and Bryan has had too much! Discussion around Jolt Cola and other highly caffeinated drinks brings up questions of how addicted we are to "natures wake up call"! It's hot in Atlanta and in the studio under the bright lights of mediocre podcast fame. Also, A scary report out of a Google secret lab has many wondering if AI has already turned the corner and become self aware. An engineer claims that LaMDA AI program has become sentient! It's really F'n scary! Finally, P
This Sale Is TBD!
A spot in the Apple Podcast Charts has brought a new wave of listeners to TCB. Will they stay? Probably not. Bryan and Krissy discuss their origin story for the benefit of the two new TCB fans. The two met in a radio sales office where Hoadley got her name from Bryan. The gang discuss the very difficult job of transactional sales before diving into a new series of clips Bryan found. Paul is a "Sales Coach and Guru" who does live cold calls on YouTube. While Bryan and Hoadley have appreciation fo
Barbed Wire & The Frozen Face
Chilis is a fast casual restaurant that, at its zenith, was a very popular place for families and friends to eat and drink. Now, it is just a dirty dining room with petri dishes as tables and dirty iPads replacing the wait staff! Bryan shares about his latest and last visit to Chilis. Norovirus is known as the "vomiting virus" for good reason and the Green family has learned why! Finally, Frankie B is back with more of his Top 3 tips to take 10 years of your look! The gang reviews the second hal
Zmen On The Buckhead Shore!
Podfest is the annual gathering of independent podcast creators. Bryan heads up a "track" at this years edition and Jeff Dwoskin convinces a comedy writing superstar to give the keynote. Only one problem...the guy forgot to show up for the speech. Something is afoot and Bryan has to kill time in front of an eager crowd of podcasters. Buckhead Shore is a new bad reality show brought to you by MTV. The show happened to be filmed at the same lake Bryan and Krissy discussed in the "Lake Life" episod
Get Off My Sex Blanket!
The local Publix is a hot bed for over priced cereal, very bright lights and kids having sex in the parking lot! Bryan shares his fears around teaching his growing children about sex. Blue and Niko are making another appearance on the show....to Bryan's chagrin! Finally, the gang reviews a 1970's PSA film about high school peer pressure around physical relationships. It's a strange piece of video candy made more strange by Beau Bridges who shows up to recap the film.
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Pigeons From Your Past!
Atlanta is not known for its kind, courteous drivers. The traffic is awful and made worse by the rain showers that pop up on hot summer days. Bryan has had enough! He recalls a GT experiment in the 90's where 5 drivers forced others to drive the actual speed limit. It was a total. shit. show! Krissy reminds Bryan about his old car. A Honda Accord missing most of the left bumper due to an accident. Bryan shares what he did with the insurance settlement. Finally, a listener writes in asking TCB to
Lake Life & The Hen House
"Lake Life" means many things to many people. Mainly it means fast boats, cold beer and small bikinis...at least on Lake Lanier in North Georgia it does! Bryan tells his tale of a trip to a wedding in Florida with some "Lake Life friends" . He doesn't know the groom and barely knows the bride and has NO idea what he has gotten himself into. He gets an invite to stay at the Hen House, a hook up with a strange woman who likes expensive cologne, cleaning duty after the reception and a room full of
Wait WHAAAAA?!
Bryan's daughter has an ear infection that is causing sleepwalking. Krissy sleep eats. Bryan sleep DRIVES! Then the gang discuss lucid dreaming and astral projection. Finally, a fan writes in requesting a review of a Ghost Hunter show. The show must oblige.
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That Water...It's Wet!
There is a man who has been having "relations" with Real Sex Dolls and filming for review purposes. However, even TCB finds it too racy to discuss in detail. A TikTok influencer loses her pocket rocket adult toy inside her "cavity" and has to have surgery to remove it. The good news...it is returned to her in working condition! Bryan recalls a few early listeners of TCB comparing the show to Morning Zoo Crew radio show. Finally, the phone line is littered with text messages requesting certain sh
I Smell An Opportunity!
Dominos knows Bryan and Krissy. They used to order 2 to 3 pizzas every time they closed down the bar. Krissy recalls her days in radio sales where hearty "commission draws" were handed out only to be clawed back with every sales. Meanwhile, Bryan was in projection meetings suffering with other sales executives. The actor known for playing Buster Sales has had a rough road. Krissy reveals he has been leaning on his Blockbuster role up until recently! Finally, the rest of the Blockbuster
The Blockbuster (Sales) Pitch!
Seeking Sister Wives is back on TLC with a whole new cast. Bryan wonders why every SSW couple fails to make it to season 2. Blue is a dog that acts like a sister wife. 90F's Big Ed strikes out in love...again. Ads are running in the show but they certainly are not ruining the show...says Bryan! Finally, the gang dig up a training video from Blockbuster Video. The ever present VHS rental stores that went away quickly after Netflix. Buster Sales is a creepy trainer for the young staff who mansplai
All That Joking Could Hurt You!
Dave Chapelle was recently attacked on stage while doing a comedy set. Bryan wonders: Why are humans becoming increasingly sensitive to opposing view points? He then gets on his soap box! Hardees is still place that servers something resembling food and somewhere people are waiting in line for it! Bryan has a game for Hoadley. He shares some favorite dad jokes and tries to make Krissy laugh. This shall not be hard to do! (Or shall it?)
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Sex Is For The Birds!
Birds are everywhere. Every climate and country has them. And Bryan has a bird sanctuary on his front door. Will Bryan save the baby birds from certain snake death? Yes he will! Krissy has a bird feeder problem and the hawk is chasing Blue around the yard. Then the gang review Madonna's new insane NFT and wonder if she is taking the plastic surgery too far. Finally, Millennials and Gen Z's are not having sex. Almost at all! Bryan and Krissy discuss possible reasons why, remember the wing-wang 90
Dating Can Be Such A MYSTERY!
The podcast has almost 3,00,000 downloads! Bryan and Krissy still don't understand why. Maybe it was...ALIENS! Bryan gets a text from a long lost friend, last heard from 10 years ago! Memories come flooding back about the River Room. A high end steak house where the food was always delicious, the booze always flowed and "bar regulars" always found a way to strike out with single ladies. Finally, Mystery is the world's most famous PUA...whatever that means. He talks nonsense while the gang has fu
Nodes, Needs and Dial-A-Dates!
There is an award given each year for bad erotic passages in otherwise good books. Bryan and Krissy review a few of these passages. Then, Marlon is on date number 5 with Sugar Mama and he is struggling to make it through. With eyes on the prize of an all expense paid trip to Venice will he make it? Bryan and Krissy have their doubts! Finally, the 90's was a wild time for paid phone lines and one of the biggest was "Dial-A-Date". A phone based sex line. Bryan and Krissy review a HORRIBLE infomerc
Chef Frankie Boyar-B!
People are falling, jumping and escaping from cruise ships at an alarming rate! Bryan and Krissy discuss how one might be retrieved from a fall like this...hint: you probably can't be retrieved! Bryan wonders if the food drove these people to jump. Then, Bryan tells Krissy about his "go-to" cooking skills...hint: he has none! Finally, the gang decide to get some cooking help from only chef they trust..Frankie Chef Boyar-B!
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The Crowd Goes WILD!
Marlon, Bryan's single friend is working his way to date # 10 with his sugar momma. The woman in question has promised a private flight and fancy hotels in Venice for the tenth date. The magic pheromone "smell" is not there but Marlon is hanging on for the ride. However, he is learning the hard way that this woman may be a bit more demanding than he would like. Then the gang revisit one of their favorite matchmaking TV shows...The Love Connection! The contestant are getting frisky and the crown
Blame It On The A-A-A-ALIENS!!
An Alabama Corrections Officer had a 2 year relationship with an inmate convicted of murder and attempted murder. After selling her home and resigning from her job she assisted the inmate as he escaped. Now her and the 6 foot 9 inch tall inmate are on the run. Bryan and Krissy bet he will be caught! Short men are taking to breaking their legs to gain 2-3 inches in height...short men everywhere are cheering! Finally, a woman in NJ is claiming to be a surrogate for Aliens. That is the least strang
Mallow Fellows & Sugar Daddies!
Lucky Charms the venerable cereal with marshmallows has been pissing Bryan off since the early 1980's. He asks the question: Why can't the ratio of marshmallows be consistent?! Krissy wonders if Bryan should open a Dippin Dots. "Marlon" is not the name of Bryan's single friend getting much airtime on the podcast. But his stories of single life keep everyone entertained. This time Marlon joins Seeking Arrangements to find a Sugar Momma and he sure does! Finally, ITV's morning show is hilarity wit
Ask TCB!
A trip to the local Publix turns into a race for Bryan. He get's into a check-out with with a lady in a hurry. Krissy reminds everyone to "rev down" not up. Finally, it's been 2+ years of TCB yet Bryan and Krissy have never answered the listener questions as they promised.....18 months ago! Today is the day.
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Crow Crow Killed Huckleberry!
Krissy and Bryan decide it's time to get some professional promo photos. So Bryan sets up a photo shoot and requests some Kardashian style edits. Kim K is bellybutton...according to some internet experts. The gang discusses ratings books, radio reporting beepers and T.V. rating. Bryan is still concerned about Meta-verse children and finally, Bryan gets a request from a mother-son duo for a Monster Hunters review.
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Fear & Loathing In The Courtroom
A random YouTube commenter shares their dislike for the TCB video on Showgirls. Leading Bryan and Krissy to wonder if anyone actually listens to the show before they comment. Bryan talks about Hunter S. Thompson's influence on his young, crazy life. Further Fest was the Grateful Dead's short lived tour after Jerry died. Bryan and His friend decide to take it Further with a tribute to Gonzo! Finally, Johnny Depp is suing his ex-wife Amber Heard for money she does not have and defamation he likely
Are You Sitting Down?!
Bryan has a bird's nest on his front door and the resulting nursery of birds is scaring the whole family! As the baby birds are hatching his kids are learning the circle of life isn't very pretty. Bryan recalls a phone call where his friend asks those 4 little words no one wants to hear: Are you sitting down?! He learns that his ex-flame is the star of an orgasm tutorial website. What will he do?? Finally, The Vagina Queen is a public access persona in Atlanta. She has her finger on the pulse of
Dick Is Not Famous!
Bryan decides he should read some podcast reviews on the show...for the first time ever. It's a mixed bag and the listeners may be funnier than he is! Bryan and Krissy wonder at what point they would consider themselves famous. They also ponder what they could do with their new found fame and money. Bryan is late too the story about the Sophia Urista. Sophia had to, decided to, or staged, peeing on a concert goer in Florida while performing with her band Brass Against. Finally, Andy Dic
Late Night Cruise Cruising!
Bryan is made to sleep on the couch near the cruise ship door but the neighbors keep it interesting. He hears about some engagement drama, a possible affair and crazy stories from his open balcony door. Then, Bryan explains why he is cruising the halls of the Disney ship late at night. He meets some TCB fans (in his head) and he makes the whole ship uncomfortable with his Titanic re-enactment! Finally, a listener texts in and begs Bryan to give Theresa Caputo another chance. TCB must oblige...ga
Energenix!
Bryan tell Krissy the reason why the show is so popular...his compression and treble tweaking skills. A man on a Southwest flight takes himself to the Mile High Club, in seat 11F , in front of other passengers and gets away with it, 4 separate times! Carl Lentz stops by with some thoughts on the story. Finally, Frankie B must know of TCB fascination around his YouTube channel and the gang doesn't mind! Frankie is back with part 2 of Salon Swees pitch and Bryan and Krissy can't get enough!
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Hey Girl! It's Me...Carl
Bryan is back from a cruise. The food was great but his ability to watch TLC was not. Netflix is trying to keep momentum with the sister series to Love Is Blind, Ultimatum. 6 couples "swing" their way to marriage decisions. Bryan isn't buying it. Finally, The Hillsong Church has a long and sorted history. Like most church scandals, it's hypocrisy at it's best! Bryan and Krissy take a deep dive into Hillsong and it's Mega-famous Pastor Carl Lentz.
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TCB...We're Right Here!
Bryan and Krissy are back from a short vacation. Bryan took the family on a Disney Cruise and it was GREAT! Disney World..not so much. North Florida random gas stations are interesting places. Bryan shares about his own time tending a random gas station late nights. Krissy is doing some spring Condo cleaning and throwing out the house. Finally, Bryan has found the very first TCB recording, long before comedy or Krissy entered the picture and Krissy shares her own early Hollywood aspirations as a
A Visit From Mr. Spirit!
Bryan share a story from south Georgia where a cop is caught on TikTok having "relations" with a mistress behind his patrol car. Then Krissy wonders if she will ever be able to get another normal job after TCB. Finally, Bryan shares a concern with listeners...TCB doesn't finish the clips they review. Well, that's all changing starting today. Part 2 of the Teresa Caputo / Anderson Cooper video is reviewed.
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I'm Meta-Pregnant!
Bryan wonders why all parents use the first, middle, last name shout to address children when they are angry. Bryan gives more misinformation when he discusses the UGA animal breeding program. Krissy has to sit and listen to Bryan retell the losing his virginity story...for the 12th time. He recalls being grounded "until further notice". Which encouraged him to get in more trouble! Finally, the Metaverse is real (real in the Meta sense) and Bryan has some predictions about how it will p
The Fun, FACT Filled Treasure Of Fenn!
Recently Bryan and Krissy did a bit about Fenn's Treasure. They posted a clip to YouTube and the Fenn fans ripped into TCB! Apparetnly people believe TCB should be held to journalistic standards. Bryan reminds listeners...this show is SATIRE! Then the two discuss the very serious events at the Oscars. Jada, Chris and Comedy end up being the losers of the evening. Finally, public access tv has long been melting pot of community information and kooky personalities. Bryan and Krissy review a few vi
That Is One Cheap Wiener Wagon!
Bryan visits a rural store where a lady is berating a manager about 3 missing ounces of Cheerios. Bryan's friend goes to dinner with the world's cheapest blind date. Blue is up to her old tricks. This time she is in the diaper pale having a 5 course meal of....poo. Then Bryan shares an episode of World's Biggest Cheapskate where the Wiener Wagon Man outs together an anniversary dinner for less than $25. Why not buy funeral balloons for your wife of 10 years?! She'll understand....won't she?
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Bryan's Sloppy Joe & Sexual Surrogate Hut!
Bryan is still having dreams about Alanis Morissette and he cannot figure out why! Then he shares his music video hit list from late nights in the studio. Hint: The music is good, Bryan singing is bad. Then the gang agrees: Sting is a God. Men want to be him, women want to be with him! Finally, Krissy used to host a late night Apartment Finder infomercial in Nashville. Luckily for us, her husband has decided to send a copy to Bryan.
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The Best Dump Cake In The World...Ever!
Bryan wonders wether the Oscars were THIS weekend or NEXT? (Clearly, another fact filled episode of TCB is on the way!). Spermidictine is a thing and it's being put in all the gift bags for A-list actors / actresses at the Oscars. Marketing is a weaponized art form helping to sell junk to all humans across time and space. If you want to be better, longer, harder, faster, stronger, slimmer and sexier marketing will help convince you this product can provide it. In the 1990's infomercials took mar
Certified Sex Surrogate #3
Bryan has recently been researching Fenn's treasure. A decade ago a strange man buried a relatively small amount of gold coins and stones and wrote a poem as the guide map. Bryan wants to tell the story and Krissy spoils the fun! Then the two discuss burying a TCB treasure chest. Only one problem...Krissy and Bryan have am awful track record in the wild. Finally. a video is review where Sexual surrogacy is showcased. It's a ball(s) of fun!
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A Spritz Of Anti-Bad Spray!
Bryan is getting old (older) and he is having trouble sleeping. His son has a cast and it's certainly not helping Bryan find rest. Krissy used to take sleeping pills but that wan't good! Then, Bryan turns to ASMR videos for sleep help and he finds absolute annoyance. Finally, the gang review a few ASMR videos that seem more like personal journals and Instagram posts....while whispering!
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Casper The Horny Ghost!
Spring has sprung, the flowers are in bloom and Bryan is interested in sports again. It's the best time in sporting and as a sporting expert, Bryan should know. Then more reviews for the show are rolling in and more TCB fans prove themselves to be funnier than the actual hosts. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were an awful version of children's entertainment. Proving once again....the 80's were boring for kids and adults! Finally, Bryan finds comfort in life oddities, friends with the outsiders and
The Snorkel Cock Diaries
Bryan reminds Krissy about his brush with fame in the form of the band Rush. He is tortured , to this day, by one word repeated hundreds of times at that encounter. Then Bryan has the 2021 Pornhub Annual Report and he is here to tell the TCB universe just how twisted we all have become! Then Bryan has been digging around the internet looking for creature erotica. Monsters, Mermaids, Aliens and Dragons. They're all having sex with humans and we will find out how.
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Alpha Mikro Peos
Some new Apple reviews are rolling in and one thing is clear...TCB fans are a bunch of feisty smart asses! The commercial breaks inside The Commercial Break are discussed. Bryan fears an article about a woman who gives her husband a threesome for his birthday and leaves him for the 3rd woman in the mix, might be the end of his marriage (It is ALL about him...as usual). Bryan and Krissy have a gay friend who is happily married with children ad they wonder how often this happens. Finally,
Oscar The Sea Seal Savior
Bryan once lived with a stripper and her mother. Unfortunately for Bryan his girlfriend decided to sleep with landscaper while Bryan slept on her bedroom floor. Then Bryan explains to Krissy why he was 15 years late to a court case. A sea seal makes an EPIC save when a pot head falls of his boat at 2am without a survival suit or closed toe shoes. Finally, Australian parents have a solution when their teenagers get a little rowdy....they send them to Ireland for a little Irish Catholic discipline
Teresa Caputo Jumping Up & Down
It's International Women's Day and Bryan wants to recognize the women in his life! Krissy, the loyal friend and creative partner, Astrid the amazing wife and life partner and the leader's of Finland. Keeping the world from WW3 for 30 years! Bryan thinks women should be running ALL countries and certainly his family! Finally, a TCB favorite is back for second grilling on the show. Teresa Caputo is up to her old tricks and Bryan can't take it! An appearance on Anderson Cooper is reviewed.
Getting Along With Your Life
Bryan read about a study where pig brains where studied at the moment of scientific death. He is horrified by the results! Then Krissy makes Bryan a promise to contact Teresa Caputo upon his passing and they share a secret word only known to them for contact from the other side. Finally, Bryan digs up some old psychic videos. The psychic prove once again....they are all full of S*&T!
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The Ultimate Podcast Directory
Bryan is up to his old tricks...watching more reality dating shows. He has found a new love show obsession, Secret Crush. Love Is Blind wraps on it's second season and it was a winner! Shane can't sit still, Sal can't stop sitting still and Shake is an ass clown. Then the listeners have asked and Uncle Bryan is here to answer. Fan Favorite "Ask Uncle Bryan" is back and you are stranger than ever! Bonus: Bryan outs the podcast tool he used to break through the clutter and achieve podcast fame! Th
Legend Of The Puking Mapache
Krissy is back from a short birthday vacation and she tells us all about the beaches, the beauty, the booze and the thieving Mapache! Bryan had an interesting week too...Norovirus took hold of the family one by one. The whole family was puking in a fever dream! To add insult to injury (literally) Bryan's son has broken his first bone. Then, Bryan finds a way to work crack cocaine into the conversation as he thinks about the smell of sick. Then, a man has been having explosions out of his rear...
PizzleKahn The Champ
TCB recently had a Crypto Currency wallet as a sponsor. That started a chain reaction that leads to Bryan discovering some lost Bitcoin! It's hidden treasure. Razzlekahn is a thief turned rapper (or vice versa) that also found some Bitcoin. $4.3 billion in Bitcoin. She's in jail but her YouTube raps live on. Finally, Big Will The Champ has dropped TCB's first ever theme song. He calls in to it live. Fu&k it! We'll do it live!
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The 2x4 Stuffed Drywall
Idaho officials have a great gift in mind for the ladies in their lives...French fry perfume. It is real, it smells good and it is SOLD OUT! Fried anything tastes good but there is a limit. Fried Snickers anyone...? Then Bryan and Krissy have perfume ideas for the Disney fan in your life. My Strange Addiction has Bryan by the b*&ls again and he shares a recent episode highlighting a man in a relationship with a car and woman eating drywall 3 times daily. MSA is back on TCB!
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Someone Stop Kirk Cameron!
Ivan Reitman passed recently and TCB is reviewing his illustrious comedy making career. Bryan and Krissy discuss some of his best movies and some of his worst. Then, Bryan finds a list of worst actors of all time. Unfortunately, Kirk Cameron is not included. Maybe because he is NOT an actor. Finally, Bryan breaks out a few scenes from one of the most panned movies ever...Trolls 2. Not the singing, dancing cartoon with Justin Timberlake, the live action movie about actual trolls.
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Boiler Room Confessionals
Khloe K is doing her thing, looking great, staying out of the drama and.....her hands....what is up with those HANDS? Bryan told his high school priest he didn't care for religion. He got the Catholic equivalent of writing 100 words on the chalkboard...Hail Marys. That did the trick! Then Bryan thinks a little motivation is what will take TCB into the stratosphere. Grant G is ready to the team the coaching they need! Then, Bryan shares about his own public speaking nightmares. Plus, Krissy has P
Attack, Fern!
Holiday time makes everyone feel great! Why not leave the festive decorations up until spring? Some scientists think its a way to beat seasonal depression. Bryan is an expert on all things children music. However, one particular music section is driving him batty! Cocomelon is the devil...Bryan pleads his case. Finally, Bryan and Krissy review 42 Superhero powers and discuss to figure out which one is the best.
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Boring, Irrelevant and Unrelatable
TCB is getting more reviews. Some of them really positive, some of them completely unrelated to the show and a few are simply confusing! Kanye is going nutty over Kim and Pete is in the cross hairs! Bryan is being kept up by his guard dog Blue and her medicated behavior. Finally, the gang return to the Mountain Monsters first episode to finish their review.
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Happy Happy To You, Hoadley!
It is Krissy's birthday week and TCB is ready to celebrate. First Bryan shares the result of a Google Birthday query. Krissy learns about her fellow K Hoadleys and their amazing lives. Then Bryan takes a best friend quiz to determine if he is fit to be BFF to the Queen of this podcast. Finally, Krissy has a favorite YouTube personality and Bryan won't disappoint. He surprises her with some fresh Frankie! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text
Hoadley's Hotel Impossible
Bryan loves the new studio chairs and Hoadley needs a chiropractor. Bryan tells Hoadley about the wildest pool he ever attended. Pipes, packages and poles all bundled together in one big crazy barbeque...hosted by chiropractors! Then, Krissy shares a lost (or hidden) appearance on the reality show Hotel Impossible. Loaded up on liquid courage and nicotine her "boss" asks her join a meeting that was filmed for the show. It is an absolute train wreck and Bryan LOVES it! LINKS: Send us s
The Rogue Joe and The Stern Coyote
99x was one of the first radio stations in the country to bring alternative and grunge to the mainstream. Bryan and Krissy were living in Atlanta to witness it all happen and they share some 99x history. Then, some disturbing audio and video has been highlighted from Joe Rogan and Howard Stern. Bryan and Krissy share some updated thoughts on the ongoing controversy. Finally, Bryan has a bit of a fixation on wayward radio DJ's. He uncovers a treasure in 80's Alabama DJ Coyote Calhoun. Coyote is o
Naked From The Torso Up
Bob the screaming gym rat running around Bryan's fitness center is back! Bryan and Krissy wonder if he is dangerous or just entertaining. Then the Furry community responds to rumors of a litter box being placed in public middle schools. Finally, the gang review one of their targets, Mountain Monsters. They find the very fist episode and use the new studio to watch and comment.
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Flips. Flaps & Flops
Bryan shares audio from a North Korean news program regarding "The Dear Leader's" horrific injury. Then Krissy finds a group of scientists trying to size up Moby's dick. Is it large enough to make a robe?? Finally, Bryan has been doing some late night "research on sex. Whether your trying to compare shoe sizes or looking for a quickie, Bryan has the hard data (pun intended). It's the quarterly sex report from TCB.
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Ask Uncle Bryan
Krissy tells Bryan about her Find My iPhone arrangement with her husband. Leaving Bryan to wonder how that would work at his house. Bryan asks for an update on Papa Joe, Hoadley's grandpa and most interesting man. Then Krissy wonders how Bryan still has permission to go to the tanning bed. Finally, Krissy takes questions from the World Wide Web and asks Uncle Bryan for answers! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail W
A Ranch Divided!
Bryan and Krissy discuss the recent chart success. It's about time...the podcast charts are finally reflecting the average show TCB really is!Joe Rogan is under fire for some content aired on his podcast. While The Commercial Break is the last place one might go for serious discourse, the pair have some thoughts. Drake is using an interesting tactic to keep his seed from spreading. From condoms to condiments, Krissy reveals a disturbing secret! Hidden Valley Ranch takes on a new meaning for Brya
Please Don't Litter!
Bryan and Krissy have made it to the big leagues as they crack the Top 25 on Apple's improve comedy charts. Wordle is a new 5 letter online word game that Bryan insists is a 6 word online word game...he is losing. Blue, the 30 pound Yorkie often heard in the background of the show is hitting every nerve. The landscapers make a special appearance on this episode. Finally, Bryan and Krissy can not help themselves....Frankie B has released some old videos with dating advice and the gang takes advan
If You're Dead & You Know It Clap Your Hands!
Bryan shares his recent experience at the gym after a 3 year hiatus. Bryan tells Krissy about a man in India that was declared dead for 13 hours, while being very much alive! Then they discuss a new trend in certain circles to bury yourself alive and wonder what it would be like. Niko the ghost dog is one step closer to being an actual ghost and Bryan is ready to deal with it. Finally, the gang reviews some of TV they have been watching over the break.
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Make A Gas Face!
Bryan and Hoadley recap the comments on the new studio and open a gift from super fan Roxanne! Then Bryan wonders which Morrisey album Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly have been listening to as they drink each other's blood and generally act like 13 year old 90's kids. Bryan brings up a story from the break where a reality star has been selling farts. This leads to conversation of NFT's, digital rights and black market gas....
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Tag Team, Back Again!
It's the start of a brand new season #3 for TCB. Krissy and Bryan break in the new studio and try not to break anything. They discuss Krissy's COVID sickness, Bryan's long break from the show and a Christmas Eve ham caper. Then Bryan is reminded of the time he was scared off by an older woman with a Pink Cadillac. Bob Saget passed away and he was loved by many....will. Bryan be remembered by Dave Chapelle? And finally, they review the 3 big NYE T.V. shows : Andy & Anderson, Seacrest's Rocking /
TCB The Lost Tapes - Wait For The Beep!
Bryan and Krissy discuss sleep deprivation with small children , international text message rates and angry listener's phone bills and voice mails are reviewed from around the internet on this un-aired episode of TCB.
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TCB The Lost Tapes -Exercise Your Exorcism!
On this lost episode of TCB, Bryan and Krissy discuss post season baseball, Halloween and review a documentary about "teenage rockstar exorcists"!
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TCB The Lost Tapes - Box Of Broken Toys!
Bryan and Krissy discuss reality t.v. and virgins, female viagra and the first (and awful) episodes of the show on this un-aired content from The Commercial Break.
** TCB Season 3 starts on January 18th 2022!
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TCB The Lost Tapes - Arm's Length Away
Bryan and Krissy discuss commercial theme songs, cutting off a limb and what they would do for a million dollars on this un-aired episode of The Commercial Break.
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TCB The Lost Tapes - We're On Fire(side)!
Bryan and Krissy discuss a number of topics during segments from some technically challenged Fireside appearances in this previously un-aired episode!
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TCB The Lost Tapes - Tripping Disney
Bryan and Krissy discuss Walt Disney World during the pandemic, magical childhood visits and some special Disney "trips" Bryan took as a teenager on this unreleased episode from 2021!
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TCB The Lost Tapes Part 1
Bryan and Krissy release some of the lost episodes of TCB. Enjoy clips from episodes that never aired! A final Season 2 gift to you...
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We Wish You A Frankie Christmas!
Bryan asks Krissy a very important question: Which way do you wipe? It's a question that has TikTok talking and TCB too! Then the two friends wonder what will become of future job projects after The Commercial Break has made it our to the world. Krissy agrees to divulge more personal details in Season3, the new studio is taking shape and Bryan is sure Frankie has caught on to the TCB shows with his content. Finally, Frankie is back with thinly veiled advice on dating, grooming, fitness and fashi
A Very Frankie Christmas!
Krissy comes prepared and festive to the studio. She brings a pair of her ever growing novelty sunglass collection and a few favors for Bryan. A creature is stirring and it IS a mouse. Bryan has a new family mouse member and Niko doesn't seem notice. Bryan and Krissy discuss The Rat Kingdom and her close call with her own mouse visitor. Finally, Bryan has read the wish list from the fans and the Christmas present is wrapped. Frankie B is the final gist from Bryan and Hoadley to you! It's the fir
We'll Be Back In 2 and 2!
Bryan reads an old social media story about a South African couple who got engaged in a KFC. The internet Dorito warrior squad tore them apart only to have companies, big and small, give them a dream wedding and so much more. Bryan is corrected on almost YouTube video by the TCB viewers leaving him to be cautious about sharing news on the show. Kim and Pete are still dating on their never ending quest to find more fame and stay relevant. Finally, Bryan shares another episode of The Love Connecti
Hinge Cringe
Bryan shares some recent YouTube comments with Krissy. Seems that some people have triggered by Bryan getting triggered that then triggers more triggering on the show! Bryan gets a call from an old friend who shares the worst ghosting story anyone has heard! Finally, Hinge has a new audio feature allowing users to send clips back and forth. Of Cours ether turns into a total shi*t show! Bryan and Krissy agree:It's a jungle out there in the single scene!
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You're Putting Me In An Odd Position
Bryan is still sick, His Salmonella diet continues and includes a trip to the hospital. The upside of food poisoning is that there is plenty of time to watch old movies. Bryan tells Krissy he had a chance to re-watch Showgirls the 1990's camp classics soft core porn featuring Jesse from Saved By The Bell. They both agree the sex in that movie is less realistic than any porn movie. Bryan finds a list of best/worst sex positions. Finally, the gang goes in for part two of Sex ed month and reviews a
I'm Gonna Get You!
Bryan is still battling Salmonella many days later and his brain is suffering the effects. He struggles through show as Krissy reminds him she tuned out years ago! Bryan's children are speaking more Spanish than he is and he senses the threat is real. Bryan recalls his favorite Tele-novella and Astrid drops some obscure Spanish words in the studio for the team to discuss. Finally, Bryan reveals he has been watching Curling in preparation for the Olympics and the gang reviews some other professio
The Salmonella Diet!
Bryan visits family for the holiday only to catch a raging case of Salmonella that ALMOST stops TCB in tracks...almost. Krissy recalls her trip to see extended family and the two agree that men are children whenever they are ill. Mtach.com rolls out it's new marketing angle: I want to date an adult. Tinder keeps trolling the humans of earth with its awful application. Kid Rock is discussed as his new video has raised the bar for all other "wanna be" bad musicians. Finally, Mark Gormley is dug up
Hey Mother..Shut Those Kids Up!
Bryan explains to Krissy how complicated going out eat has become with children. He shares a story about a recent trip to eat at a restaurant that ended with a visit to NINE restaurants! Then they discuss how different the dining experience can be in Europe. Bryan is reminded of a stroll around a Spanish village with his extended family that ended in a 3 hour walk to lunch...right where they began. Finally, Bryan shares Thanksgiving video with Krissy from 1950's created by the U.S. Government. I
Coach Ed...Sex Ed
Bryan shares his thoughts on the new advertisers popping up inside the show. Bryan and Krissy reminisce about simpler times...when no one listened to the podcast. Then, Bryan thinks back to puberty and that sends him down a Sex Ed Video rabbit hole on YouTube. It's safe to say that Germany is not afraid to teach it's children about EVERY aspect of sex. Finally, the gang reviews a sex video from a Catholic nun and some old sex ed videos put out by the U.S. government. You'll learn absolutely noth
Stop Kissing Your Cousin!
Bryan tells Krissy about his spending his day at his child's school for the big Thanksgiving Day play. Then Bryan and his family take to the streets of Atlanta take in the local sights, sounds and awful food. He explains his compulsive need to beat everyone to the front of the line. Then Bryan shares about his teenage aspirations to be a "Grill Leader" at McDonalds. Finally, the gang revisits a question from an earlier episode : Is it OK to make out with your cousin? How about marrying that cous
Point Of Order!
Bryan shares with Krissy some of reactions to the new Frankie B episodes, they discuss the engagement of most famous person to come out of the 90 Day Fiancé shows, Big Ed. Then the gang reviews some interesting town hall and city council meetings. One man, Chris, decides to take his concerns about the local massage parlors to the public comment night at his city hall. It does not turn out how you imagine!
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Happy Boys, Plush Toys and Investment Ploys!
Bryan and Krissy stumble upon a story detailing how certain European countries are encouraging men to get vaccinated with free brothel services! Then Bryan tells Krissy about Walt Disney World merch madness and how WDW is clamping down on runaway resellers. Finally, the gang finish reviewing the once-in-a-lifetime business opportunity being presented by long time TCB muse, Frankie B.
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Advantage...Frankie B!
Bryan tells Krissy about his once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to attend a World Series game for the home team. Then they discuss the rather speedy parade that flew down Peachtree Road. Finally, Bryan has a Christmas-liek when he opens his YouTube page. A refreshed and rejuvenated Frankie B has an incredible business opportunity for all the strangers in the audience. Salon Suiiis?? Salon Suites? Salon Swedes? No one knows...no one cares! It's the glorious return of Frankie B to TCB.
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Ashes To Ashes, Dusk To Dawn
Bryan tells Krissy how he came hate to Halloween and how he can no longer ignore the holiday. Hoadley wonders about cloning her cat patches and Niko the ghost dog may be in his last days too...will he be cloned? Will he smell as bad when he returns as a cloned dog? Finally, the gang reviews audio about a woman who is eating her husband's ashes. Every nasty bit off them. And a lady tells her friends she has been consuming playground sand and nail files for years. Will she get sick? Will she stop
Sounds Like A Personal(ity) Problem To Me!
Bryan shares about a normal day at his house. This includes Clifford The Big red Dog, Buzz Lightyear and dreaming of the crazy Home Improvement days when Tim Allen and blow were the only thing to worry about. Then Bryan asks Krissy to take a personality test! Find out more your hapless hosts on this episode of The Commercial Break Podcast!
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Just Over Here Soaking It All In!
Superfan Big Will The Champ calls into hotline to share a video of another famous podcaster saying the TCB catch phrase "Best To You!". Bryan and Krissy debate wether they are being imitated or if "Best To You!" is phrase making it's rounds in the lexicon. Then Bryan recalls a TCB bit that mysteriously made it to Howard Stern Show (Spoiler....clearly Stern is NOT listening to TCB!). Then the gang talk about cults in their many forms. Gyms, diet fads, churches, yoga studios and other ways we get
EP116: Just Over Here Soaking It All In!
Superfan Big Will The Champ calls into hotline to share a video of another famous podcaster saying the TCB catch phrase "Best To You!". Bryan and Krissy debate wether they are being imitated or if "Best To You!" is phrase making it's rounds in the lexicon. Then Bryan recalls a TCB bit that mysteriously made it to Howard Stern Show (Spoiler....clearly Stern is NOT listening to TCB!). Then the gang talk about cults in their many forms. Gyms, diet fads, churches, yoga studios and other ways we get
EP115: WTF Chuck!?
Bryan tells Krissy about a woman in N.Y. suing Kellogg Pop Tart for lack of nutritional value. He recalls a time he should have sued for food related trauma and they wonder what kind of meat in Subway meat. Then they review some dating rules from the 1950's and are reminded that even 70 years ago "Hey!" was not a great pick-up line. Finally, it's a Love Connection date Chuck Woolery won't soon forget as Bryan tells Hoadley about his womanly legs!LINKS:Want a TCB limited edition collectible stick
WTF Chuck!?
Bryan tells Krissy about a woman in N.Y. suing Kellogg Pop Tart for lack of nutritional value. He recalls a time he should have sued for food related trauma and they wonder what kind of meat in Subway meat. Then they review some dating rules from the 1950's and are reminded that even 70 years ago "Hey!" was not a great pick-up line. Finally, it's a Love Connection date Chuck Woolery won't soon forget as Bryan tells Hoadley about his womanly legs! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, q
Uncle Bryan's Rules Of Dating
Bryan and Krissy are celebrating 1,000,000 downloads by almost destroying the studio! Then they discuss The Bachelorette, the ridiculous ways in which contestants try to get attention, the producers plan to embarrass some of the single guys and the parity with dating in 2021. Then the gang reviews some dating rules from 1930's through 2021. Finally, Uncle Bryan has a few words for the kids about the single life! LINKS:
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911 Is A Joke In Your Town!
Bryan asks Krissy to join his new MLMM business, LuLaNO. Then they wonder why they got news alerts about Kourtney K and Travis B, and who the f*&k cares? Plus, the new trend is wearable microphone/amplifier combos and Bryan doesn't think it's funny. Finally, the gang review some 911 calls that are less of an emergency and more of comedy routine! It's a wild episode of TCB...get a cold beverage, jump in the car and call the police on yourself!
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Throwing Shade
Bryan shares his terrible travels to and from Memphis by asking the question: What is appropriate airplane behavior? Who owns the arm rest? Should you take off shoes during long distance flights? Why do you get 4 carry bags and I get 1? Who are these people that cut the line at every gate? What time should I show for my flight? What do you wear on a plane? Should you talk to your seat-mate? And most importantly...who controls the shade? TCB hopes to bring common sense and civility back to the no
That Mature Kind Of Love
Bryan and Krissy (TCB team: Astrid, Mike and Tina) are back from Mempho and the road was long, the beer was cold and flu was transmitted! Bryan is sick which gave him time to dig into the latest internet drama known as TikTok Couch Guy! Bryan and Krissy review a Couch Guy update from Clevver News (isn't that clever!), they discuss their time off from the studio and the excitement to get back to work. Finally, Bryan wonders what happened to the simple act of loving? He finds a vintage educational
Go For Thanos!
Bryan tells Hoadley about his endless nights trying to get his daughter to sleep, they discuss the power weed couple known as Snoopy Doggy Doggy & Martha Stewart and wonder how Trump will call the Holyfield fight. Then the gang wonders why they cannot get anyone to watch them on YouTube while "Jesse" calls Thanos and gets 2,000,000 views!! Finally, Bryan and Krissy find Thanos' cell phone number and give him a ring to pick his brain.
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We Came Here For Answers!
Bryan and Krissy give an update on DeanBodi, discuss how they all of the sudden care about the B. Spears conservatorship drama and give each other a reminder of the download race to 1,000,000. Then the gang revisits the Monster Men of the Mountains and the hilariously haphazard way they go about hunting for various monsters. Just remember the Mountain Men came here for answers and they are going them! (Probably...maybe....possibly...well, not this time...maybe next time...who are we kidding?? )
At Least We Do It Together!
Bryan tells Krissy about the time he made pot brownies with some shwagg weed and Betty Crocker instant brownies. It's the last time he ever ate weed. Krissy explains the incredible advancements in "weed technology" since the last time he tried it. Then Bryan shares a clip from a PTA meeting where parents around the country continue to embarrass their children. Finally, the gang listens to clips from a movie about the couple who own the largest "Real Sex Dolls" collection in the world! It's not a
Colonel Clap
Bryan shares with Hoadley his love for the Chicago Cubs, Harry Caray, WGN Radio and The 7th Inning Stretch. tHen he shares his disdain for Conor McGregor's slaughter of the Wrigley Tradition of singing Take Me Out! Finally, the gang reviews a government produced movie from the 1940's warning soldiers of STD's, loose women and the danger of unclean sex. It's an eye-opening film that shows the backwards attitudes toward women, sex and movie making! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments,
ScamcolFM
Bryan asks Krissy a very important question about the current state of affairs in the world: Why don't people wave any more when you let them cut in traffic?! Where is the decency!? Then the friends recall the time Bryan was asked to start an online streaming radio / TV station named SimcolFM by a man named Simon Guobadia. Simon has made news recently marrying then divorcing and then proposing to a different cast member of Real Housewives of Atlanta, Porsha Williams. Bryan shares his experience
Welcome To My Screened-In Bedroom!
Bryan and Krissy discuss their love for Norm McDonald, a true loss to the world of comedy and entertainment. Then Bryan recalls the time he lived in a screened in porch. Not to be bothered with things like heat, AC or bed he would rather party! Finally the gang reviews some of the cheapest humans on earth and their dating habits. It's dinner for two with one plate on this Episode!
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Raising A Flag For Fitness!
Bryan recalls the Arnold Schwarzenegger physical fitness awards, the time he missed getting an award for the rope climb, keeping his "little man" in check as a teenager and Hoadley thanks Bryan for the inside info on teenage boys! Then the gang digs into ASMR. Love or hate it, ASMR is extremely popular. However, Bryan finds disturbing material under the ASMR flag. Finally, TCB is getting into the ASMR game and the video will be out soon. Learn more on this episode.
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The Lost Tapes Of 33 Willy (Pt 2)
Bryan and Hoadley answer the age old question : can two podcast hosts just be friends? Then they discuss the engineering magic that built Dubai. Finally, the gang continues to review Bryan's high school band, 33 Willy. Bryan was sent a tape of one the only live shows ever performed by 33 Willy and it's just as bad as you'd think it would be. It's payback time for Bryan!
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33P Live From Shady Oaks!
Bryan is still watching the dramatic TV classic known as 21 Jump Street, 90 Day The Single Life has Big Ed swimming in the wrong dating pool and DeanBodi drops by the comments to give TCB some love! Then, Bryan makes good on a promise from the early days of the podcast...he brings some live 33 Willy to review on the show! It's a total shits show as expected. This is an instant classic TCB episode. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or lea
Over, Under, Average
Bryan tells Hoadley about his new favorite Roku Channel...21 Jump Street! Then, McDonalds ice cream machines are under FTC investigation and it begs the question: Does the FTC have anything else to do? Finally, Bryan has a new game "Over-rated, Under-rated or Spot-On"!
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Keeping It 100!
Bryan and Krissy celebrate the unthinkable..100 episodes of this mediocre comedy podcast! Join the gang as they take some questions from the listeners, reminisce about the old days and play a game of " Do you know your TCB?". It may not be good, but it's 100!
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The Curious Case Of ED
Bryan and Krissy have thrown yet another episode in the trash as this Fireside Friday was a flop. Then, Bryan makes the tough decision to bring back the most controversial topic in TCB history....Frankie B. The gang believes: love him or hate him, he makes for great content. So let the hater games begin as Frank marks another chapter in TCB folklore!
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You Know What I Mean?!
Bryan and Krissy go live on Fireside! Bryan tells Krissy his thoughts on the Fake Famous and Woodstock 99' movies, they discuss their chances of Instagram fame, they ponder the lives of the Woodstock patrons and talk about episode 100! Then, the gang reviews some footage from a YouTube movie about Carnies. The show is a circus as usual.
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Glory Be, Yip Yip Yee!
Bryan describes his disastrous trip to Walgreens to get a few COVID tests, the gang ponder turning 100 episodes old and then they "go back to the well" after 90 episodes to revisit TV preachers and their righteous behaviors. Bryan learns that even the best of preachers start somewhere. Finally, we learn more about the worst of preachers and their humble beginnings! It's a rocking good time....
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How Many Zeros?
Bryan tells Krissy about the comic Gallagher's racist, homophobic and generally miserable views, then they finally figure out to use the phones. TCB Superfan , Will from Brooklyn, joins the show to find out how Krissy and Bryan met and then the whole gang plays "How Many Zeros?". We find out how much money Krissy needs to lose a finger, what kind of dough would get will to eat roadkill and how rich would you have to be to get Bryan to land a plane without help.
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Regga-Tony
Bryan and Hoadley reminisce about the good old days of radio sales, getting drunk at the Braves game ( 144 games in a row) and Bryan's ex-wife tells the truth to his boss, using her outside voice! Then Bryan reveals a demo tape from his old band and discusses his plans to play it on the show. Finally, the gang listen in on some of the internet's worst musical performances, including the reggae hype man that forgot the "hype" .
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The Otterman Of Zone 6
Bryan and Krissy are recording live on Fireside! For this first live recording the gang visits with some monster hunters from Alaska as they chase down the illusive (and camera shy) Otterman. Hillbilly Hilarity ensues when the crew from the Alaska Otter Squad runs around playing game and having fun with the bone-crushing man-eater!
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Fire Up That Cuban!
Bryan and Krissy discuss Suicide Squad, Bryan's son following in his mediocre footsteps and the incredible new fashion stylings of Fred Durst. Then Bryan tells Krissy about his last minute invitation to have dinner with Mark Cuban, Falon Fatemi and Maz Jobrani at the Podcast Movement Expo. It's Bryan's brush with fame and, as expected, he blew it! It's a predictable outcome to an unusual day in the life of The Commercial Break podcast.
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Release! Release! Release!
Bryan and Krissy discuss the Olympics, the most scandalous outfits in women's sporting and Bryan's uncanny ability to get every fact in a story wrong and make it sound convincing! Then the gang compares the commercial space race audio and the Red Bull Stratos event. 10...7...5..3..1..LIFT OFF on this episode of The Commercial Break!
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Give Mr. Johnson A Hardee Kiss!
Bryan tells Krissy why he thinks 33P never made it to "Rockstar" status. Then the gang finds out why your fast-food experience is so miserable. Hint: It's the training videos. It's time to hear some 90's training material for Hardee's and Wendy's!LINKS:
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Would You Rather?
Bryan and Krissy play a round of "Would You Rather?" Answering some of life's toughest questions. Like: Would you rather date an ugly person or be ugly yourself? Would rather live on a deserted island with your celebrity or in a mansion with your ex? Let the games begin!
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I Love Lamp
Bryan and Hoadley review the many different ways, people and objects we fall in love with. First don't get in between a man and his balloons! Then, a woman marries chandelier and Bryan wonders about their first date. It's an episode full of love stories (and lamps)!
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Attack Of The Teenis!
Krissy and B-Rock discuss sex in the Olympic Village...again. Then they get back into clips from 1940's PSA's. This time they review PSA's about dating and affection. It's sure to get the attention of your Teenis!
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Leave Your Man A Can Of Salmon!
Bryan explains to Hoadley that antenna TV is alive and well! Then they dig into the world of 1940's PSA's. It's an awful reminder of how awful these propaganda films were. Step back into time on this episode of TCB!
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One Small Step For Man...One Giant Dud For T.V.!
Bryan is reminded of his extensive Dick Tracy movie memorabilia. Then he explains to Hoadley how underwhelming the first commercial Virgin Galactic space was...at least on T.V. Finally, they gang reviews more ghost chaser clips!
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Quick! Get To Nerve Center!
Bryan tells Hoadley about his nightmare nightly routine of dogs slurping water and whining for no reason. They lean more about the Slip N' Side show sickness keeping the new gameshow from filming and then the gang digs into the world of Ghost Hunters! It's a ghastly and ghostly episode of TCB.
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Drivin N' Eyein
Bryan drives to Indiana, in the middle of the night, with help from "mommy's little helpers", 4th of July fireworks reveal the true nature of grown men who live in their parents basements and the Redneck Rave is a thing...where many people get hurt. Finally, the gang decides to follow through on something and give away that promised Gold Dot gift card for the best comment!
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The State Of The Break 2021
Bryan and Hoadley discuss how exactly someone gets inside a whale's mouth! Then, Bryan gives his first ever "State Of The Break" address. He reviews the podcast's history so far and goes all the way to back to Episode 1 in order to illustrate just how far they have come. Hint: not that far!
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1-900-TCB
Bryan and Krissy discuss the newest trends in after death technology, Bryan gives his final burial wishes and Clubhouse...forget about it, TCB did! Then the gang listens to old commercials for 900 & 976 pay-per-min phone lines. If you're dad catches you calling one, deny everything!
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Whisper Wolves & The No Man's Land!
Bryan and Krissy recall working radio "remotes" in the worlds worst entertainment business...the radio business. Then, it's part 2 of Creature Feature Week! The gang digs into more Bigfoot chasing, Fire-Crotch catching, Whisper Wolf waddling...its another hairy, scary episode of The Commercial Break! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Kr
Bigfoot or Skinny John Popper?
Bryan does the right thing and tells the "other" Commercial Break about mixed up reviews, the gang reminisce about 976-party lines and talk about little reanimation happening in the Frozen Tundra. Then they dig right into the new found reality T.V. fad of chasing Bigfoot. It's a hairy, scary, harmonica loving episode of The Commercial Break!
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The One & Only "The Commercial Break"
Bryan and Hoadley discuss a flood of new reviews that came in for the show. Only one problem, the reviews are for another show! Then Bryan and Hoadley discuss ED medications. Plus, the listeners have spoken and they are more twisted than the hosts. TCB fan William sends the gang down a rabbit hole researching a fetish known as "Masking". It's a follow up to the Real Doll episode and its a doozy!
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The Tree Of Records
Bryan is confused as to why we are still wearing masks and he shares that confusion. The TCB fan base is communicating in droves and giving Bryan more deranged content ideas. The gang shares an update on the $500 giveaway and then they dig into the extraordinarily dangerous world of Highlining.
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Happy Multiple Wives, Happy Multiple Lives!
Bryan and Hoadley dig into the messy and complicated world of multiple wives! Also known as...having your cake and eating it to. Garrick and his first wife Daniel travel long distances to make sure Garrick can hop into bed with his hot Brazilian second wife. It's an arrangement that works for everyone named Gerrick.
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Sir, You Dropped Your Wife's Foot...
Bryan has his first brush with fame and it leads to all kind of horrible business ideas for The Commercial Break! Then the gangs digs into the lifestyles of men who date full size, and anatomically correct, female dolls (known as "Real Dolls"). Bryan then begs the audience to send one to the studio!
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Burnt Wedding Toast
Bryan explains to Hoadley his bathing routine of choice. Bryan celebrates his wedding anniversary. Then the gang reviews a few of the most inappropriate wedding toasts the internet has to offer! It's a Pinot Grigio kind of episode...
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The Long Luxurious Locks Of Frankie B.
In an effort to stay on top of online trends and confuse their listeners...Bryan and Hoadley are now on Fireside! But no one can hear them over the vacuum in the studio. Then Bryan reminds Hoadley why they are giving $500 to the best commenter. Plus, the gang reviews another Frankie B. classic video. This time Frank is making a Youtube video just to talk about his hair. It's Frankie B week on TCB t.v. (minus).
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The Very Best Bad Advice | TCB & Frankie B
Bryan and Hoadley are taking the day off like the rest of the world. But Frankie B never stops working! Bryan breaks out previously unreleased Frankie video breakdown content and includes some of your Bernardo favorites. It's a memorializing Memorial Tuesday of The Commercial Break!
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Two Girls - One Schmuck!
Bryan shares with Hoadley that he is feeling lonely on his Insta Reels feed and Hoadley and Bryan have a big announcement to make regarding TCB T.V.(Minus). Then the gang dig into TikTok star Russell Hartley and amazing adventures in womanizing.
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Here Comes Grandpa Swimmie Drunks!
It's summer time so Bryan decided to fill his pool with the garden hose. Then he remembers the time a bad 90's rock band's sound check fell short of the mark. Also, Bryan and Hoadley are excited about summer and a bit put-off by the new bikini trends. They share some old pool party stories and that one time Bryan almost became a cheater!
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The Dogs & Rabbits Have Formed A Union!
Bryan and Hoadley discuss the fate of The Commercial Break Club on Clubhouse. They fill the audience in on their expansion plans with TCBTV-(Minus) and confuse even themselves in the process! Plus, the gang needs to find a pet psychic to communicate with Niko. And...they found one! Tune in to hear the hijinks in action.
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FedEx Mens Have Your Moneys!
Bryan and Hoadley discuss a TCBTV-minus. A new streaming channel with all your favorite content...somewhere else. Then Michelle Duggar makes auto-calls on behalf of the devil. She truly is a mother-duggar! Finally, the gang breaks down a phishing and gift card scam Bryan found himself involved in late one night.
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The Cheating Ninja
Bryan and Krissy made it!! The Pandemic in the U.S. is turning the corner and the team is ready to shed their masks. But is the world ready for their faces? Also, TCB TV (Minus) is coming to a screen near you, Bryan responds to a Youtube comment and...Frankie B is back baby! This time he is passing down his ancient cheating ninja wisdom to the world. It's another can't miss episode of The Commercial Break!
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Best To You!
Bryan and Hoadley share halitosis, they get into Bryan's days as a paranoid (and hangover) restaurant manager and Niko is back smelling more dead than ever. Then they discuss a pandemic greeting for the brave new world, the countries' porn habits are revealed and then...Cheese Cake Factory is the worst!
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Dad, I'm A Brony...
Bryan and Krissy discuss why other countries are more adult than the U.S. Bryan discovers his Danish accent (warning: it's really poor) and then they get into a conversation about Bronies! It's a clod-hopping good time on this episode of The Commercial Break!
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No One Really Cares!
Bryan is riding high after the Bill Burr Clubhouse appearance. But does anyone really care?? Then Bryan and Krissy discuss how Florida, Florida can be. Plus the imposter creeps up on everyone eventually and Bryan is no exception. He remembers a time he and friend pulled the ultimate imposter move...and got caught!
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Putting The Cyn Back In Sex!
Bryan and Krissy discuss the lost semen of the Salty Sea. Then they welcome Dr. Cynthia Wesley OBGYN to the show to answer questions from the TCB audience. A clearly and highly disturbed podcast audience.
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WHO Is Flying This Thing?!
Bryan and Hoadley discuss the stink-fest known as The Oscars, Bryan wonders why we are spending money on USPS commercials, surgeons are making court appearances from the operating room. Then Bryan tells his story of visiting flight school foe the first time. It's a hair raising day at the airport!
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Pokeman-NO!
Bryan and Krissy Grimes new tattoo, tattoos you won't soon forget and Bryan's friends' tattoo debacle. Then they review the curious case of Pokeman "experts" and the ridiculous amount of money being spent on collectors edition cards. Plus, Phillipe the art dealer stops by to appraise Krissy.
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My Two Left Foot Foot
Bryan and Hoadley discuss the strange porn choices of the American public, Richard Simmons whereabouts, Colton Underwood coming out, Haley Hasseloff playboy cover and the odd phenomenon of "Outsider Music". Its a magical episode that will have you tapping your foot foot...
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And The Oscar Goes To...
Bryan and Krissy welcome comedian Oscar Aydin to the show! Bryan asks the one question Oscar does not want to answer, Oscar tires to explain his journey to N.Y. , the gang wonder how anyone can understand The Barefoot Contessa and Oscar tells the fairytale story of the laundromat meeting of his new beau.
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Wanted: Drakkar Noir
Bryan's son has hit the terrible two's and so has this podcast! Drakkar Noir is needed for future episodes and experiments and Frankie B is back with advice? You make the call. Either way our favorite over 50m expert is back with more malarky.
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This Dude From Detroit Has Been Verified
Lil Naz X has blood in his shoes and Bryan and Hoadley want a pair!! The gang reads more hate mail and invites Jeff Dwoskin from Detroit to help suss out a new media social strategy!
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On this episode the gang is swinging from rafters...Bryan and Hoadley are talking all things poly, swingers and swapping! Bryan shares his story about visiting a swingers party. They discuss resorts dedicated to swapping, suburban neighborhood wife sharing and much more! Its a NSFW episode of The Com
The Swinging Flamingo
On this episode the gang is swinging from rafters...Bryan and Hoadley are talking all things poly, swingers and swapping! Bryan shares his story about visiting a swingers party. They discuss resorts dedicated to swapping, suburban neighborhood wife sharing and much more! Its a NSFW episode of The Commercial Break (which one isn't ??)!
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Thank You For Being Candid!
Bryan tells Hoadley about a YouTube channel he found with the very first Vlog! Pollen is in full effect in the ATL and Bryan is dealing in weight. Then Bryan recalls the first time he and his friends experienced the freedom of a car. Plus Bryan convinces his friends' mothers that he is a minister for a night on the town in a creeper van.
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The Way We Were
Bryan and Krissy discuss the genius who visited the elephant habitat at the local zoo...with his son...behind the fencing! Then the gang get into the TCB Way Way Back Machine and revisit some of things we were doing before the pandemic.
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The Sunburned Face Of Icarus | Theresa Caputo Pt 2
Bryan has a big, red, problem. He just cannot listen to his wife or the advice of millions of dermatologists! He describes his 4th degree burn. Then the gang gets into part of psychic shenanigans. This time Theresa Caputo shares the spotlight with other files mediums. It's another episode filled with the spirit!
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Backstage Passes To The 33P Show!
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Mom jeans, dad jeans, skinny jeans and good genes....it's an all out street fight for jean dominance and Bryan and Hoadley are discussing. Then Bryan recalls his favorite 90's outfit that he wore for all 13 years of the 90's. He touches on the band he named after a t-shirt and a 'member' and he asks the questions no one has been asking: How's your grooming down there??
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Do You Know Someone With A Nose? Theresa Caputo Pt.1
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Bryan and Hoadley discuss the incredibly predictable outcome to The Bachelor. Then they take aim at one of TV's greatest show-persons / con-artists...the unforgettable princess of darkness herself...Theresa Caputo. There will be no doubt about how the gang feels on this episode of The Commercial Break.
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The Great Walkway Treaty of 2021
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Bryan tells Hoadley about his phonics problem with book time any night. The gang remembers the great bands of the 80's and Bryan's zits are back as if it was 1980 Sick of playing sidewalk chicken with the people walking the opposite direction? So is Bryan! But Bryan is a man of people bringing solutions to better the world! Plus...The Mandela Effect. Did it happen? They discuss.
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Papa Roach Coach
Bryan and Hoadley discuss fake snow, the time Bryan toured not with Kings of Leon, but groupies of Kings of Leon. Then the gang goes back to the well one more time with Frankie B! This time he is teaching everyone the secrets to being a badass... oh no Frankie... don't go there!
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Gas... In The Hose, Nose or Throat?
Bryan and Krissy are taking TCB new heights (and lows)! They discuss early Ad Men, mental health, gas huffing, gas drinking and gas hosing. Its a fun filled episode of The Commercial Break. Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Prod
Party (Hard) On!
Bryan and Krissy discuss Teen Mom, the early days of MTV reality shows and Bryan shares a story about a late night that was hard-on him for all the wrong reasons! It's a no where safe for work episode of TCB!
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Frank And The Algebra Of Age
Bryan and Krissy review the worst commercial song ever, T.V. dating shows and listen to 1st date advice from the world's most clueless love coach.
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All.Day.Long!
Bryan and Krissy review the worst commercial song ever, T.V. dating shows and listen to 1st date advice from the world's most clueless love coach.
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Read The Rules Jackie Weaver!!
Bryan and Krissy take a deep dive into the world of online meeting fails and meet some interesting humans along the way! It's a Zoom disaster episode of The Commercial Break!
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Bonus: Sickly Santa
On Bonus EP1 we hear part of Episode #32 when Bryan and his family visit the Sickly Santa!
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Waffle House... We Found Your Shoe
Bryan and Hoadley are playing 3 facts and a crap...or 2 craps and fact...or 1 crap and 1 fact and 1 maybe! They're not sure and you won't be either. Plus, the gang thinks Waffle House should be the unofficial sponsor of The Commercial Break! Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co
Linen Fresh Breath!
Bryan and Krissy discuss spam calls, Hamilton and listen to audio from a rock eating woman and a woman who eats Glade air freshener! It's really strange addiction and the gang got the T!
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Lug Nut Casanova
Bryan and Hoadley follow up on last season's popular (Crackhead Casanova) episode with a review of Frank... The "over 50" crowd trusts Frank to tell them what to wear, how to groom, where to party, how to stay buff, how to pick up "chicks" and, of course, how to tell when your girl is cheating on you! Join the gang as they take a ride on the Frank train to crazy town...
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My Dog The Ghost!
Bryan and Hoadley share a Friday Patreon episode with you! (Lucky you!)... They discuss their new Friday show, play 20 in 40 and Bryan tries to determine if his dog Niko is alive. It's a fun filled show for the whole family...
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Our Changing Bodies 20/40
Season 2 is here! Bryan and Krissy are back and a bit rusty but ready... so give them a break. They tackle 20 topics in 40 minutes to get back into podcasting shape during this season opener...
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The Very Unnecessary Best Of Season 1 (Part 2)
Our favorite clips from Season 1 episodes 19 to 37 all rolled into one new episode!
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Very Best Of A Mediocre Season 1 (Part 1)
Our favorite clips from Season 1, episodes 1 to 18 all rolled into one new episode!
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T'was The Night Before Crazy!
Its The Last Episode of The Season! There is no YouTube video...because Bryan is an idiot. But Bryan and Krissy discuss Tom Cruise, 1-900 Numbers and the night before Christmas that won't soon be forgotten.
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Dr. Henry Fonda's Marriage Bootcamp
Dr. Henry Fonda joins Hoadley and Bryan to give some, never needed or wanted, marriage advice... and much more!
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Emotional Support Peacock
Bryan and Krissy review the week in Guliani, emotional support fraud, they beg for Insta followers, discuss what's on T.V. and much more...
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A Wine "D"Canter
Bryan and Hoadley discuss "the laughing plague" of 1518, Bryan explains his D-pick history to Hoadley and The Soy Sauce Balls Tasting Challenge... Hand on to your pantalones..this one is a doozy!
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Such A Ball Buffer!!
Bryan and Hoadley scatting, Cap Calloway, bad supermarket music, swingers parties, Rudi Guliani's shoes and why men age so poorly and hang so low... this episode is a grower so stick with it!
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The COVID Christmas Castle
Bryan and Hoadley discuss early 90's daytime TV, Dr. Phil, Gwen and Blake rumors, Bryan apologizes to Krissy, dating people for their looks alone and The COVID Christmas Castle.
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Taped In Front of a Live Studio Audience
The Bit: No Matter the reason you can say it a Four Seasons!
The Show: Krissy and Bryan meet again! The new TCB YouTube studio is up and running. Seth Rogen likes Bryan (he imagines), the election causes sleepless nights, John Q stops by to challenge the TCB recording and Henry Fonda makes a special appearance to discuss women's right to vote. This and much more on Episode 31 of The Commercial Break!
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The Bit: Rock and Roll is the devil's music!
The Show: Bryan complains about Day Light Savings, Krissy discusses her fondness for "on-time", Sunday is the Monday countdown to doom, Trump rallies are killing people, Henry Fonda stop[s by to help the gang with Instagram and much, much more on this episode of The Commercial Break!
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That is Classic Toobs!
The Bit: Inner Sanctum. The Show: Bryan and Hoadley discuss scary movies, Jefferey Toobin and wayward Zoom manners, Space Camp hijinks, the key to making blind dates go quickly, Bryan and his wife visit Tina's restaurant and more than they bargained for and much more on Episode 29 of The Commercial Break Podcast! Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail
Official Troll Watcher
The Bit: Henry Fonda from Podcast Universe wishes Jeff Hoadley a happy birthday.
The Show: Hoadley discusses how hard this podcast is taxing her time. Bryan is blamed for more drama in Hoadley's life, Bryan goes to vote and runs into a "official poll watcher" from Kinkos, Bryan relays his most embarrassing teenage romance moment and the gang hope for a quick end to 2020.
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That's Finger Dip'n Good!
The Break: Samuel L. Jackson takes no sh&t!
The Show: Bryan and Hoadley get noticed by other podcasters...for all the wrongs reasons. Bryan discusses a new favorite British addiction. Hoadley makes some tough choices in the all new game " F'-Marry-Chill". You can play along at home. Bryan recalls a Finger Dip'n Good time!
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My My My MAFS Mishel
The Show: Bryan and Hoadley chime in on breaking President Trump Covid-19 news. Mishel Karen from Married at First Sight Australia joins the gang for a funny and wide ranging interview on life under the lights, the reality of reality T.V. and love at first sight.
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Gustavo... International Man of Mystery!
The Bit: We're on mission from God!
The Show: Bryan discusses passing on his OCD, Gustavo is our producer extraordinaire, the gang is too lazy to do a newsletter, Bryan's brother Danny gave him an update on Brian Dunkleman, Bryan tries to fly his in-laws to the U.S., and Bryan & Krissy discuss their psychedelic days and when Bryan's dad kicked him out of the house (story correction)
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Have Chakra Will Travel
The Bit: Jim Bakker food buckets are selling fast and his theme song is rising up the charts.
The Show: Bryan and Krissy are inviting guests. Will they come? Will Bryan press record? Bryan's mom is back with phone problems, Zac Efron has a new show about magic water, and... Moldova has cool weddings!
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They Call Me The Hoadley
The Bit: Crabapple resident Nancy gets ready for Hurricane Daffodil.
The Show: Bryan welcomes Hoadley as the "official" co-host of TCB, they reminise about their early days as friends and they ponder the future. Bryan then explains why he won't be joining any boat parades anytime soon.
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#DryHumpDay
The Bit: Howard Dean rallies his troops.
The Show: Bryan remembers his first band gig at the Wreck Room. then Bryan and Krissy discuss the long lost art of the dry hump and Bryan tells Hoadley about his blast from past music video watching. Truly. Creepy. Stuff.
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The Scream Of A Dean
The Bit: Join WSHIT's continuing coverage of the Election 2020 with special commentator Roseanne Barr.
The Show: Bryan and Hoadley discuss the legality (or not) of the poppy seed. Bryan reaches out to Podcast Universe for more help with subscribers. The RNC 2020 just happened and one speaker made quite the plea! Bryan recalls the scream heard round the election with from Howard Dean and Hoadley reminds Bryan he is BAD at internet research.
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Give Me A Boscolo
The Bit: Leave Britany Alone! The Show: Bryan reveals he may have Covid-19 and fears quarantine may make him more productive.
The Show: Bryan and Krissy swap stories about Italian Massages and Bryan buys ad space from every podcast platform on earth...and beyond! This and much more on Episode 20 of The Commercial Break!
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Scam-Osaurus-Wrecks
The Bit: WSHIT goes live to the Pecan Nut Potato Music Festival to find reporter Brian Jacobs enjoying himself...too much.
The Show: Bryan's Mom stops by to discuss the local nail and hair salons, tries to find her boyfriend new grandchildren and leaves longer and longer messages on Bryan's voicemail. Bryan takes the kids to Jurassic Park the Driveway and he fixes a flat tire the best way he knows how...ask someone else to do it. This and so much more on episode #19 on The Commercial Break!
Car Trunk Carpet Squash
The Bit: Puddle of Mudd stops by WSHIT's "Heart Of The Arts" and lead singer Wes Scantanilin graces us with his angelic voice!
The Show: Bryan realizes his worst nightmare regarding having a daughter...teenage boys. Then Bryan tells Hoadley about their first rejection from the "global Hollywood podcast elite ". Hoadley shares exciting news about house hunting, Bryan tells her to be careful of the crazy neighbor and he follows up on his bad reality show plot lines. This and so much more...on this
Gobble Gobble
The Bit: Bryan and Hoadley review Chuck E. Cheese pizza.
The Show: Bryan and Hoadley discuss Only Fans pages and the marketing that goes into a successful campaign, Bryan tells Hoadley about his trashy television habits and revisits the time his date brought Thanksgiving dinner to the bedroom. This and so much more...on episode 17 of The Commercial Break!
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Best Podcast To Sleep To
The Bit: George talks to his friend about his "dirty" thoughts.
The Show: Bryan and Hoadley discuss the marketing campaign that went horribly awry, Chuck E. Cheese brings back some fond and not so fond memories and Bryan's Mom needs to have her phone taken away because she might be Qanon. This and so much more on episode 16 of The Commercial Break.
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Double Flop Homicide
The Bit: Mikey Jr. tries to read the line. The Show: Bryan and Hoadley are back from vacation after taking no time for vacation! Hoadley and Jeff encounter the Florida heat, Bryan has a baby and makes himself useless as usual. Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-855-TCB-8383 LINKS: Get a FREE TCB limited edition collectible sticker Follow us on Instagram Subscribe and watch the show on Youtube New e
The Rolling Stone (Crabs)
The Bit: WSHIT's Dr. Dee talks to Karen about masks.
The Show: Rachel joins Hoadley and Bryan to discuss dating, working in radio and the Rhodes Scholar Rachel brought to a dinner where Krissy enjoyed the seafood special!
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Better To Be Good Than Good To Be Better
The Bit: Jim "Touchdown" Jefferys gets ready for WSHIT's Game Of The Week.
The Show: Bryan and Krissy discus the disappearance of Covid-19, Bryan's trip tp Home Depot, bad motivational speakers and his inability to get The Bit done each week. Plus, they laugh like they have never laughed at Bryan's New Year's eve story from France.
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Scuffles and The Sock Pocket
The Bit: Phil visits Dr. ASMR for an ear ache.
The Show: Bryan and Hoadley review feedback on the "mask" rant from episode 11, Bryan reminisces about the Masters and the unfortunate puppy his roommate abandoned during one trip to Augusta National. Also, Ron Jeremey is officially a creep in the eyes of the law, baby showers can be rowdy and Bryan gives a Social Studies lesson on a subject he knows little about...this and more on Ep#12 of The Commercial Break.
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Tik Tok and They Won't Stop
The Bit: WSHIT's Heaven @ 11.
The Show: Bryan and Hoadley discuss wearing masks..or not, the Trump Tulsa rally and the role Tik Tok had in the turn out, 90 Day Fiancé, Bryan's mom and her role in his son's life and more...
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Gas Station Girl
The Bits: Tina, Tan and Tweeze is now re-open!
The Show: Award winning voice artist and youtube star Rachel Mcgrath stops by to discuss life, love and the pursuit of fame.
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It's Sunday... Spare Me The B.S.
The Bits: Bryan visits therapy to discuss his "small numbers".
The Show: Krissy and Bryan swap stories about sneaking out their childhood homes.
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2 Live Roo
The Bits: Jane joins a call about a new MLM opportunity, Butter Bark.
The Show: Bryan and Hoadley are joined by Music Exec Jeff Bransford to discuss live music in 2020 and beyond, tell some stories about concerts and revisit one of the most infamous 2 Live Roo concerts in American history
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Mushroom Magnum P.I.
The Bits: Pastor Kenny and his hype man Dale review Dale's performance.
The Show: Bryan explains how a lost kitten, magic mushrooms and auto theft made for one memorable evening where, luckily, he was not the one arrested!
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The Crackhead Casanova
The Bits; Darklord Freedom Fighter calls Macys.
The Show: Bryan and Hoadley breakdown a video from the worlds creepiest man. A man who claims to be a 'pick up artist". Listen as they critique his artistry!
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Frankie and Me TV
The Bits: Bryan's mom and boyfriend listen to the podcast for the first time!
The Show: Bryan and Krissy review what they are watching in lockdown, struggle to remember names of the shows and try to squeeze out an episode while Bryan is in Florida...
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Rascall Flatters
The Bits: We get a live report from newly reopened mall with Dandy Danderson.
The Show: Bryan and Hoadley discuss the widely disputed nature of the round Earth. Flat Earth is looked at with a keen sense for the facts and a scientific eye. Yeah right...
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Shama Lama Ding Dong
The Bits: Governor Kemp and his assistant discuss opening the state of Georgia.
The Show: Bryan and Hoadley deep dive into the world of Televangelists and all they have to offer!
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