The Commercial Break

The Commercial Break

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The Commercial Break is a podcast. It is summarized by an A.I. chat bot like this: ""TCB is an improv-comedy, interview, and variety podcast hosted by longtime best friends Bryan Green and Krissy Hoadley. Often described as the "Cheesecake Factory of comedy podcasts," it’s a show that proudly embraces its chaotic, unpolished charm—self-aware that it’s "just FINE" and not for everyone. Airing Tuesday through Friday, the duo dives into their quirky friendship, blending twisted humor with discussions on pop culture, internet oddities, relationship drama, and dark comedy. They also have celebrity guests each Tuesday, play games and of...

Just A Boy and His Stories...

Just A Boy and His Stories...

Episode#701: Bryan tells a story about telling stories to potential lover while visiting a cabin in North Georgia. The party gets a little naked, but Bryan can't get out of his own way and Unfortunately he puts himself in the friend zone by talking all night! But that won't stop him from telling more stories about his storytelling.Watch episode #701 on YoutubeText us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak Tik

Feb 21, • 1:00:48

The 700 Club!

The 700 Club!

Episode #700: It's a rare accomplishment that podcast makes it to 100 eps, let alone 500. But 700 episodes of TCB? Who would have imagined the most mediocre podcast in all the land would make it this far. TCB joins a very exclusive club of podcasters who are too delusional to let it go. Bryan & Krissy are living proof you can make by "falling upward"! We did it! 700 episodes!! TCB... Always looking for the next high! Coca leaves A breakup in Machu Picchu The evolution of TCB IYKYK -Love, Astrid

Feb 20, • 1:17:10

Now The Good Neighbors Know!

Now The Good Neighbors Know!

Episode #699:Its time to pack the kids and start the car, Bryan's neighbor have uncovered his podcast secret! Maybe they can just head to the Gulf Of America for a little sun & fun while the world crashed around them! The Gulf of America… Thanks Google Maps! Severance: The greatest tv show! We all need a form of escapism The meat trading business The Armie HammerTime podcast Separating the art from the artist: Woody Allen Canceled artists getting a second chance: Louis C.K. Harvey Weinstein & Ro

Feb 19, • 1:11:38

TCB, Your Undercover Lovers!

TCB, Your Undercover Lovers!

Episode #698: Tom Brady’s Rolex watch Podcast revenue models Paid podcast guests… (not us, obviously… Who would pay to be on TCB?!) The Commercial BreakS podcast All The Rom Coms We’ve Loved Before - Christina’s Podcast Rachel McGrath is our new Voice Over ChatGPT answers questions about TCB Is TCB better than Smartless??? Storytime: The Bill Murray & The Blood Brothers concert Kid Rock's doppleganger Watch episode #698 on YoutubeText us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFOLLOW US: Insta

Feb 18, • 1:09:41

Gift Of Love Made By (a Hairy) Hand!

Gift Of Love Made By (a Hairy) Hand!

Episode #697: It's Valentines day! Bryan tells the story of a hand made photo book from a former lover. Literally made by someone else's hand! Bryan and Krissy recall some of the best & worst Valentine's Day gifts, dates, make-ups and break ups. Plus Sarah writes in to tell TCB about her lovers cruise gone wrong! Watch episode #697 on YoutubeText us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast

Feb 14, • 1:08:30

Starlink & Superbowl Stink!

Starlink & Superbowl Stink!

Bryan & Krissy review all the sports action! Noted sporting enthusiast Bryan discusses the Superbowl flop by the Chiefs, the Starlink space junk and all the commercials boring us in between celebrity sightings!Watch episode #696 on YoutubeText us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Gree

Feb 13, • 1:16:42

Wedding and A Wetting!

Wedding and A Wetting!

Episode #695: Bryan recalls he forgot to tell the Spanish wedding story Part 2! So here we go...again! It's wet wedding in a gorgeous setting. Bryan avoids a plumbing catastrophe Blue takes doggy prozac (and she is still crazy!!) It’s fake spring in Atlanta TCB live shows update Bryan’s storytime: a family wedding in Sevilla, Spain Watch episode #695 on YoutubeText us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak T

Feb 12, • 1:04:27

TCB Infomercial w. Ari Shaffir

TCB Infomercial w. Ari Shaffir

Episode #694: An uneventful Super Bowl  Comedian & podcaster Ari Shaffir is our guest today! Bill Murray & his Blood Brothers concert A yahoo email address… in 2025!!! Ari Shaffir: The Farewell Tour Kanye is a master troll… Just like Ari Beginnings of the podcast industry Comedy & international traveling Ari likes a challenge Berlin is cool and wild! “You Be Trippin” favorite guest Controversial podcast guests The starfish metaphor Special Guest: Ari ShaffirTickets to Ari's new show: The Farewel

Feb 11, • 1:16:31

There's Bass Ass In The Chattahoochee Coochee!

There's Bass Ass In The Chattahoochee Coochee!

Episode #693: The Great American Ramblin’ Raft Race Stories about the Chattahoochee River Waterways fool of feces It Ends With Us drama… Bryan gets it wrong again! The Oscars Emilia Perez… more Hollywood controversy Wicked was the best movie of the year! Trump is trolling us. Guy Fieri’s Ultimate Cruise Takeover The Margaritaville Cruise Watch episode #693 on YoutubeText us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbre

Feb 7, • 1:06:36

Fare Thee Well TCB!

Fare Thee Well TCB!

Episode #692: Least expensive Superbowl of the decade: Chiefs vs. Eagles 2025 New Orleans hosting Superbowl 2025 Our cheap furniture from Wayfair New Orleans tourism Catching up with Marcus Jordan’s life Bravo’s Real Housewives of Miami drama Labrughini vs. Lamborghini (again!!) Atlanta: the kingdom of the non existing jobs The secrets of the RHW of Atlanta Bryan is the Simon Cowell of dads in family dance parties Most famous misheard lyrics The Eagles at The Sphere Ozzy Osbourne's last show! Wa

Feb 6, • 1:07:58

5738 Minutes Of Bryan's Life!

5738 Minutes Of Bryan's Life!

Fun Fact: 5738 is the average amount of times a person will have sex in a lifetime. That's 5738 minutes of Bryan's life! Ye has TCB talking about him and Bianca...again! But this time Bryan and Krissy are talking about her big V-cake instead of their visit to the big Cheesecake. Speaking of the big V, Bonnie Blue has taken down the World Record for having the most pleasure partners in a day. It's got Bryan asking: How much sex does one have in a lifetime? It's a Cha-Cha related good time on this

Feb 5, • 1:09:06

TCB Infomercial w. Andrew Callaghan

TCB Infomercial w. Andrew Callaghan

Andrew Callaghan is a true gonzo journalist. Putting himself in the middle of the stories he covers, Andrew has become a leading independent documentarian in the age of "emerging media". With a sly sense of humor and self awareness Channel 5 news (The Youtube Channel he created) is shining a light on the hidden corners of American culture. Bryan & Krissy talk to Andrew about his self funded, directed and produced film "Dear Kelly".Andrew Callaghan: Channel 5 News YouTube: Here Dear Kelly The Mov

Feb 4, • 58:49

TCB...A Show About Friendship!

TCB...A Show About Friendship!

Bryan & Krissy are still hiding their profession from friends, family and strangers. But Bryan's favorite watering hole might be on to him! It's time for TCB to make a boring life-coach "decoy" episode they can share with people they meet! RFK Jr making good TV Harvey Weinstein is a whiner T he ATL movie scene is not doing well Bryan meets celebs all the time! TCB is an embarrassment to all involved Starbucks employees are onto Bryan and his profession TCB will be putting out a fake episode John

Jan 31, • 1:04:59

An Oracle's Oracle!

An Oracle's Oracle!

Bryan is the Oracle's Oracle!! But he refuses to use his power to enrich himself. But fear not, Bryan is right on top of the Ice Penis trend and Baylen Out Loud. He traded financial comforts for TCB embarrassments. The AI bubble Super Bowl commercial's for TCB Times Square billboards, The kids see paparazzi Blue is back Ice penis Bryan turns a corner on a Logan Bro Outdoor Brothers Baylen out Loud has got Bryan watching 90 Day Fiancé has jumped the shark!  Little Ed won't come on TCB 8 hours "

Jan 30, • 58:53

Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!

Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!

Episode #687: Nat Pat wants you to flourish, just like her! Nat Pat calls in cash, cars, fake tans, nice clothes and plenty of people to pay for her BS. Nat Pat is a gem of a life coach! Oh, but you will have to get rid of your poor friends. Like, CASH poor friends. The MLM model gets Bryan and Krissy excited Then they forget it may require work and scamming Your soul is the new MLM product to be sold! Nat Pat lets you in on her very secret secrets 5D Energetic Business Coaching! Light codes 1 w

Jan 29, • 1:04:13

TCB Infomercial: Des Bishop

TCB Infomercial: Des Bishop

Episode #686: He’s our second second and the second Bishop: it’s Des Bishop, gracing us with his presence again. Des, Bryan, and Krissy get intro The Bishop Exchange, corned beef, and American & Irish politics. Des Bishop is back! Buffalo Des has one million podcasts The Bishop Exchange John, Russell, and Des: the same vintage Cross cultural elements The Feast Of The Seven Fishes Corned beef/boiled ham and cabbage Bryan’s Irish snowstorm Des’s take on Elon Musk West Hampton Susan Lucci Severance

Jan 28, • 1:23:30

She's A Bon Vivant!

She's A Bon Vivant!

Episode #685: A bon vivant to you, and a bon vivant to you! Lifestyles of the Bon Vivants are so on fleek after diatribes on the perils of the present day. The weather, by Bryan The following scandal Bryan’s “on fleek” algorithm Bryan pops his lid for a minute Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous Good for Robin! Debbie loves service Blimey Limey? Beaver Dam Farms Wheel of Fortune Merv the jolly Perv Everybody SING! Billionaire grandpa Bon Vivant! We will not be right back. Trump called out by Merv

Jan 24, • 1:06:52

Get Astrid A New Mumu!

Get Astrid A New Mumu!

Episode #684: Due to more Atlanta snow, Astrid is stepping in to save us from ourselves CEO Astrid is with us today! USA vs Venezuela Bryan needs to let Astrid speak over him like a true Venezuelan The Everest Stone Mountain Bryan didn’t get any snow, but Krissy & Christina did! The TikTok ban The tiktok influencer secrets Get Astrid a new mumu Bryan’s Jojo siwa obsession The alt-coins Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT:

Jan 23, • 1:11:35

A Meaty P-Trap

A Meaty P-Trap

Episode #683: Bryan & Krissy get into deep discussion about Bryan’s crawlspace (not a euphemism), which triggers Christina’s leak-related trauma. But, at least there are crispy peps to keep us happy! Things are going array today! Fishtank Live Galaxy Gas The hippie crack mafia Freon theft Bryan’s crawlspace Nico The Ghost Dog RIP Brave Bryan & a water leak A Meaty P Trap Bryan almost ruins everything Envoy to Hollywood? Chuck E. Cheese Don’t be cheap at the cheese IYKYK on the crispy peps The Mu

Jan 22, • 1:10:58

TCB Infomercial: Russell Howard

TCB Infomercial: Russell Howard

Episode #682: Squeegee your third eye and listen to the UK's 2013 pity fuck! Jeff doesn’t laugh! Frankie B A food porn channel? Our rickety studio Robbie Williams Culture that doesn’t crossover The LA fires Flux in America Covid for Russell Squeegeeing your third eye The line between roasting and rude UK’s weirdest crush of 2013 Naked Attraction Special Guest: Russell HowardSpecial: Live At The London PalladiumRussell’s TourRussell’s Podcast: Five Brilliant ThingsRussell’s YouTube channel To le

Jan 21, • 1:05:24

Gustavo: A Venezuelan Love Story

Gustavo: A Venezuelan Love Story

Episode #681: Gustavo finally joins Bryan in the TCB studio. You know what that means: we’re talking all things Venezuelan culture. Gustavo! Multi-life soul tie love stories Blue the trailer park yorkie is Bryan’s karma Gustavo’s engagement How Venezuelan is Bryan? Bryan’s Spanish lessons Rafael & Bryan…A love story The Venezuelan family unit What you need to know if you’re dating a Venezuelan Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikT

Jan 18, • 1:11:23

Trippin' With TCB

Trippin' With TCB

Episode #680: We've got a brand new, never before seen marketing strategy: Trippin' With TCB, featuring The Great Wolf Lodge! Airbnb help TaTonka Flops Super/Man & Christopher Reeve Fire of Love Tripping With Tarte Krissy’s marketing strategy Honey drama Bryan gets on and off his high horse! Our TV broke The Atlanta snowstorm Is it weird to say ob/gyn? The LA fires Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.

Jan 17, • 58:33

Putt Putt Rawr

Putt Putt Rawr

Episode #679: Bryan’s story of The Great Wolf Lodge continues. Best to you, Rafael’s cousin! Hillbilly Horror Stories Bryan checks our phone Bobbi Althoff The Great Tuah Coin Disaster of 2024 The Great Wolf Lodge Newfangled lifeguard techniques Terrible adults An elevator pizza Bryan the germaphobe The Climbing wall Bryan Big Balls Bryan & Krissy’s ziplining experience Suspicious wolfie tacos Thievery! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok:

Jan 16, • 1:15:05

The Rawr Package!

The Rawr Package!

Episode #678: There are only two types of bars to be seen at: the golf course bar and the Great Wolf Lodge pool bar. Golf & TGL The golf course bar Robbie Williams & Better Man Bryan’s officially an Old Man Mufasa and the CGI animals Bryan’s family adventure at the Great Wolf Lodge Poop stage fright Bryan gets riled Wolfy the swim swim wolf Great Wolf Lodge, the cruise ship The Rawr Package! Yard drinks in the hot tub Do we need a cabana? Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow

Jan 15, • 1:16:50

TCB Infomercial: Roy Wood Jr.

TCB Infomercial: Roy Wood Jr.

Episode #677: Bryan & Krissy get in deep with Roy Wood Jr. The LA fires Airbnb help The Daily Show Roy’s perspective Bourdain & Dave Attell Not making jokes at the expense of people who are suffering! Seating politics The National Anthem needs more BPM Social media woes Leaving The Daily Show When shit looks weird, you GO! Radio DRAMA Special Guest: Roy Wood Jr.Special: Lonely Flowers on Hulu January 17thCNN’s Have I Got News For You on MaxRoy’s TourText us or le

Jan 14, • 1:03:43

JamLand Productions

JamLand Productions

Episode #676: Are we snowed under in Atlanta?! Only time will tell, but at least we have the music of JAMLAND to keep us entertained in this difficult time. Weather-mania Ice/snow incidents in Atlanta Somehow Bryan was always doing blow A second date in Snowpocalypse Facebook & the robber barons The TikTok ban Bryan goes on a rant about Mark Zuckerberg 7-9 inches of snow… EDM & The Sphere “Phish sources” Bryan was an EDM promoter? JAMLAND PRODUCTIONS Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433

Jan 10, • 1:08:53

Hit 'Em With The Helicopter

Hit 'Em With The Helicopter

Episode #675: No matter how many times we watch Naked Attraction, it's shocking every time. Bryan & Krissy (and poor Christina) get into some "Naked Dating." Keanu Reeves & his age appropriate girlfriend Will Smith & The Matrix? Matt Damon’s maybe paycheck Chickenfry Drama Drop! Naked Attraction A children’s educator  “Clunge” WE NEED A BREAK! These are some ugly penises Good solid balls Hit 'em with the helicopter Baby Reindeer tattoo Turn your cream towards us A pterodactyl party trick We lov

Jan 9, • 1:13:46

Show Us Your Globes!

Show Us Your Globes!

Episode #674: Welcome to Season 6!!!!!! We're back and Bryan is a famous Venezuelan who will show his body for the right cause. Bryan is the most famous Venezuelan in this household The old democracy drop Bryan the Hulkomaniac Netflix finally fixed their shit Hulk Hogan’s beer? Bryan got Poppy’s last name wrong WWE Monday Night RAW Streaming and appointment viewing Say Nothing on Hulu The Troubles Naked Attraction The Golden Globes Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG:

Jan 8, • 1:13:39

TCB Infomercial w. Felipe Esparza

TCB Infomercial w. Felipe Esparza

Bryan & Christina sat down with comedian Felipe Esparza before the holidays to chat all things food, fun and Atlanta Jazz Clubs!Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan GreenHosts: Bryan Green & Krissy HoadleyProducer: Astrid B. GreenProducer & Audio Editor: Christina ArcherChristina’s Podcast:

Jan 7, • 55:17

TCB Classic: The Curious Case Of E.D.

TCB Classic: The Curious Case Of E.D.

TCB Classic is back! It was only right to start the year off how we ended it...with Frankie B! This episode is one of the first few times Bryan & Krissy reviewed Frankie's videos, and I'm sure you'll all be at attention while listening.Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan GreenHosts: Bryan Green & Krissy HoadleyProducer: Astrid B. GreenProducer &

Jan 3, • 57:29

TCB Classic: WTF Chuck!

TCB Classic: WTF Chuck!

It's another TCB Classic kind of day (we are still recovering), and we are going all the way back to TCB of 2021 to bring you our very first Love Connection episode. Along with Love Connection and the start of "WTF Chuck," Bryan & Krissy also talk about Pop Tarts and dating in the 1940s.Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan GreenHosts:

Jan 2, • 1:10:40

You'll Always Have Chipper!

You'll Always Have Chipper!

Episode #670: 2025, it's so on fleek! It’s New Year's Day! Krissy is sooooo hungover Brianna & Grace Everything’s Coldplay’s fault! Hawk Tuah Girl has disappeared Our smoke machine is working overtime again.. Football (barf -Christina) Krissy’s connection to “Penn” “Labroghini” It’s always Conyers! Chipper Jones x Bryan Green BEEF Eskimo Brothers Bryan & Krissy’s Central City Tavern days Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT

Jan 1, • 54:11

2024: Not On Fleek

2024: Not On Fleek

Episode #669: It’s New Year's Eve! Our New Year's clock strikes "midnight" at 48 minutes and 42 seconds, which means if you start playing this episode (after the ads) at 11:11 and 18 seconds, our clock will strike midnight AT THE SAME TIME!!!!! Who are you watching? Grandma Green Venezuelan New Years Red underwear, 24 grapes, and a dollar bill soaked in champagne Widespread Panic new years concerts Uvula Our loves from 2024 “On fleek” Our hates from 2024 Our regrets from 2024 Our desires for 202

Dec 31, 2024 • 1:02:24

TCB Classic: Puddle Of Dud!

TCB Classic: Puddle Of Dud!

The TCB Team must lick their wounds after a marathon Holiday recording session! So today we introduce a brand new episode type to the catalogue.... A TCB Classic! From episode #203 Puddle Of Dud! Bryan reviews three segments focusing on singing. Bryan sings the holiday classic "Sunny Side Up" from 33 Willy Bryan sings the VERY holiday friendly "Slow Head" from 33 Willy Bryan ends his career as a singer Vince Neil gets back to in-action on stage with Motley Crue Wes Scantlin decides only HE can c

Dec 27, 2024 • 1:15:40

Bryan and Krissy take a break from Holidays and speak with actress Poppy Liu!

Bryan and Krissy take a break from Holidays and speak with actress Poppy Liu!

Actress Poppy Liu drops in to speak with Krissy & Bryan.Links to Poppy's website, Insta and new Netflix Movie! http://www.poppyliu.com/about https://www.instagram.com/poppyrepublic/?hl=en https://www.netflix.com/title/81557196?source=35 Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan GreenHosts: Bry

Dec 26, 2024 • 50:09

12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas

12 Days Of TCB: A "Lifesyle" Christmas

Merry Christmas to the podcast universe! We love you!Donate to St. Jude, The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund, the ASPCA, the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence, and Disabled Americans Veterans. Merry Christmas! Rotten Tomatoes’ best Christmas Movies

Dec 25, 2024 • 1:07:48

12 Days Of TCB: A Gift For You...

12 Days Of TCB: A Gift For You...

Episode #665: This Christmas Eve, we wanted to bring you the very best of TCB, and that means we are talking about Frankie B! We’re pulling from the archives and giving you a two-parter of Frankie B’s Dating Traps. Merry Christmas!Donate to St. Jude, The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund, ASPCA and  It’s Christmas Eve! Christmas Eve/Chr

Dec 24, 2024 • 1:02:39

12 Days Of TCB: Spirits, Enter Me!

12 Days Of TCB: Spirits, Enter Me!

Episode #664: Donate to St. Jude, The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund, the ASPCA and the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence The Bluey Movie Pokémon & Pastors Righteous Gemstones The spiral famously stands for male fertility Duck bill drama Hook 'em S

Dec 23, 2024 • 1:03:50

12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers

12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers

Episode #663: It was all fun and games until country western came around...Then my arm was bruised and I couldn't read poems to my date.Donate to St. Jude, The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund, the ASPCA and the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence Temp check! Cruising The well l

Dec 22, 2024 • 1:03:51

12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!

12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!

Episode #662:Donate to St. Jude, The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund, the ASPCA and the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence Megan and Harry A polo docuseries When your family doesn’t like your SO Parental Control, from MTV This is definitely not scripted

Dec 21, 2024 • 1:09:56

12 Days Of TCB: Not The Totem Pole!

12 Days Of TCB: Not The Totem Pole!

Episode #661: We finally reminded Bryan enough that he remembered to get the follow-up video to our last Mountain Monsters episode! It’s a Christmas miracle!Donate to St. Jude, The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund, the ASPCA and the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence Leather diapers Our

Dec 20, 2024 • 1:04:15

12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read

12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read

Episode #660: I really can’t stay…but, Baby, we’re doing a cold reading with Theresa Caputo! Bryan & Krissy bring back a controversial fav, and she gets even more controversial.Donate to St. Jude, The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund, the ASPCA and the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence 12 Days o

Dec 19, 2024 • 1:08:26

12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)

12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)

Episode #659: We’re going through holiday favorites and least favorite…and also birds.Donate to the ASPCA The 12 (13) days of TCB continues The French Hen A pervert wrote the 12 fays of Christmas song Traditional Christmas songs Bryan’s rendition of Last Christmas The worst present you’ve ever received  A pasta pizza hut Christmas We’re all just doing our best The worst Christmas presents…according to whale.ca? The dollar store Rehab for Christmas Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3T

Dec 18, 2024 • 1:01:41

12 Days Of TCB: Sexy Santa

12 Days Of TCB: Sexy Santa

Episode #658: On the day of TCB Christmas we bring to you…Santa erotica! And that's a sleigh, girl!Donate to St. Jude & The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund Who can we get to talk about TCB? Our old Dr. Phil ads Influencer ads Our old business guy we used to review??? Big Ed’s influencer career Are we the old people in Dune? Santa erotica “Velvet canal” The old JC Penny catalogue The sperm bank guys SemenX Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG:

Dec 17, 2024 • 1:07:09

12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man

12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man

Episode #657: On the fourth day of TCB my true love gave to me...Zan the PUA! You know Zan's message is really hitting home when even the people at this event don't understand what he is saying.Donate to St. Jude & The National Breast Cancer Coalition One of the days of TCB? Megan Fox & Machine Gun Kelly Pam Anderson Casting choices of the olden days Hawk Tuah Girl & the Hawk Coin PUAs! Zan! Women famously love taking care of grown men Zan the baby man  The Warrior’s Repose The classic Aztec ten

Dec 16, 2024 • 1:13:35

12 Days Of TCB: You Ask, We Answer

12 Days Of TCB: You Ask, We Answer

Episode #656: It isn’t Christmas without some interpersonal foibles, so Bryan & Krissy dive into some old (but not forgotten) Ask TCBs.Donate to St. Jude & The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund The 12 Days of TCB continues! Elf! Kylie Kelce A TCB content correction Wings of Pegasus & Taylor Swift Dave Grohl Steven Tyler  The Muppets Ask TCB! St. Jude’s Foundation & the National Breast Cancer Coalition A hottie asks TCB Social proof & facebook dating A lost lesbian A bartender’s party lifest

Dec 15, 2024 • 1:11:03

12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket

12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket

Episode #655: The 12 Days of TCB continues with some Christmas movies of yore and one of our all time favorite pieces of content…Mountain Monsters!Donate to St. Jude & The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund 12 Days of TCB (#2) Top 20 Christmas movies of all time (according to Town & Country???) Tim Allen’s cocaine prison trip A Christmas Story Christina’s concerning childhood songs Mountain Monsters Holiday monsters Nothing good happens in Ashe County The Cherokee Devil It’s

Dec 14, 2024 • 1:08:19

12 Days Of TCB: Drama Drops & Yule Logs

12 Days Of TCB: Drama Drops & Yule Logs

Episode #654: The 12 Days of TCB begins, and we are starting this off the only way we know how: drama dropping some hot goss about our guests!Donate to St. Jude & The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund Happy 12 Days of TCB! Bryan isn't into The Bear Billy Strings The end of the Eras Tour We are supporting St. Jude! DRAMA DROP! Our favorite and least favorite guests Yule Logs & Tree Lightings Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak

Dec 13, 2024 • 1:09:21

No Creepies, Please!

No Creepies, Please!

Episode #653: We found out that our listeners love our NextDoor nonsense, so we’re bringing you more. But keep the creepies to yourself! Jojo Siwa & attention Bryan the social media expert Bryan the story viewer! Thanks, Dana! Hair transplants Spotify Wrapped Our most popular episode NextDoor nonsense! Google Gemini threats Robots! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpod

Dec 12, 2024 • 1:10:38

It's Raining Tip Money!

It's Raining Tip Money!

Episode #652: First, Bryan saves Peaches, and now we find out he tipped well one time. What a man! A Hero! Our savior!  Teen Mom A 4 million dollar tip Buy Bryan’s shower water! Sophie Rain Gambling A basement roulette wheel Letting podcasters into White House press briefings Matt Gaetz doing cameos Foot Finder Big Ed Saturday Night (2024) Saturday Night Live TCB Gone Wild I'm a friend of the gays, what can I say! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbre

Dec 11, 2024 • 1:13:18

The Brainrot Has Penetrated

The Brainrot Has Penetrated

Episode #651: There are so many things to celebrate this season, but unfortunately we have brainrot, so we really aren't capable of much. Congratulations Gustavo & Ale Congratulations to Kevin Bryan & Astrid’s engagement Christina controls the mute button! Why did the old lady cross the road? Crazy cars in Atlanta Brainrot Chicken Shop Date Motley Crue, what’s that? The rot has penetrated Ariana Grande & Wicked Gladiator II and…sharks? Bryan is on Broadway historian YouTube

Dec 10, 2024 • 1:11:52

TCP: We're Just Like You!

TCP: We're Just Like You!

Episode #650: A new studio means exactly what you’d expect: chaos!  We got a new studio!! Sneaker reselling Temu A back up ham leg! Hunter Biden Peeing in a bottle If there’s no #2, there’s nothing to do! Bryan peed *in* a couch? Take a bite out of a swordfish Surviving in the ocean Carnival cruises The Brady Feigls Some studio oopsies Would you want to meet your doppelgänger? Bryan’s billion dollar idea The Jasons Showing it all Ryan Murphy Pantsless, now on Spotify video Text us or leave us a

Dec 6, 2024 • 1:07:55

Ayahuasca Day Camp

Ayahuasca Day Camp

Episode #649: We stay on our train of thought here at TCB, and that means talking about football, ayahuasca, and a naked doctor! Bryan understands football and weather! College athletes getting paid Pat McAfee Chess comeback “Ayahuasca enthusiast” An ayahuasca journey The multiverse A naked doctor Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Produ

Dec 5, 2024 • 1:08:35

Pavlov's Bryan

Pavlov's Bryan

Episode #648: It’s that time of year again, when Bryan complains…wait…that’s all year. Well, there’s some grievance airing and some EXPLOSIVE Yellowstone commentary. The holiday season of tesla cybertrucks & neighborhood dads Air your grievances like Bryan! Roundabouts Smokey & his “Gasms” Bryan does math! A TCB Retrospective…some of the darkest days of my life! Bryan’s formative McDonald’s days I (Christina) will literally never get Bryan & Krissy out of my head Yellowstone

Dec 4, 2024 • 1:13:13

Big Corporate Baby Oil

Big Corporate Baby Oil

Episode #647: Big Baby Oil simply must be in cahoots with Big Accutane and Big Tanning Beds, right? Strange foods A live baby octopus Bryan went bold Meat talk The cartoon pizza man’s pizza Jamie Foxx was poisoned by Diddy? A terrible trailer! Bryan issues his apologies Chapped lips! Bryan’s Accutane journey The inner child! Bad tanning habits!  Skin cancer Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbr

Dec 3, 2024 • 1:10:52

TCB Infomercial: Fortune Feimster

TCB Infomercial: Fortune Feimster

Episode #646: Fortune Feimster (icon, legend) joins Bryan & Krissy to discuss her journey, current projects, and, of course, her name! FUBAR Fortune’s 100 city tour Tell us about your terrible holiday! How Fortune got started Finding your voice Storytelling Going from acting to stand up to series to now! Arnold Schwarzenegger  The name Fortune The universe! Creating meaning for others  Special Guest: Fortune FeimsterSpecial: Crushing It Podcast: HandsomeFortune’s TourText us or leave us a voicem

Nov 30, 2024 • 1:13:58

AI Dumpster Fire

AI Dumpster Fire

Episode #645: From thirsty Zach Bryan to AI Jesus to reality tv money makers, Bryan & Krissy really do cover it all. Brianna Chickenfry Drama Drop Thirsty thirsty behavior Trump/Musk rocket event It takes a coke head to know a coke head… AI Jesus Fake IG models I’m Dating A Mama’s Boy vs MILF Manor A man living with his parents in his 30s Bryan’s foibles Married At First Sight Cable stations gett

Nov 29, 2024 • 1:09:07

Wobblin' Gobblin' Wishbone

Wobblin' Gobblin' Wishbone

Episode #644: Happy turkey turkey gobble gobble wishbone thanksgiving day! Make listening to TCB your new Thanksgiving tradition Happy Thanksgiving! Traditions The Gobble Wobble Karaoke!  12 Days of TCB: the 13th-25th I, too, am thankful for my cat’s judgmental stare The Family Stone DIVISION! Christmas movie rotation Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com

Nov 28, 2024 • 1:04:29

Whip It This Thanksgiving!

Whip It This Thanksgiving!

Episode #643: Bryan hypes everyone up for Thanksgiving by discussing My 600lb Life and huffing whipped cream! My 600lb Life Thanksgiving Turkey and gravy The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Early Christmas decorating Alex Jones Colloidal silver Whippets Pickleball The Mayor of Shitsville Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan GreenHosts: Bryan Green

Nov 27, 2024 • 1:04:12

A Goth Girl Summer of Love

A Goth Girl Summer of Love

Episode #642: Producer Christina subs in and joins Bryan, and somehow they discover the true reason why Bryan loves the Fourth of July...but keep your teeth to yourself! Producer Christina joins Bryan Family fights! Pimple Poppers! YouTube Ambiance Goth Girl vibes Bryan’s deflowering Vampire-werewolf smut Don't! Bite! Bryan! RIP Willy Christina gets caught up on the Diddy story Baby oil The Royals Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbp

Nov 26, 2024 • 1:07:33

Red Flag Rodeo!

Red Flag Rodeo!

Episode #641: Bryan & Krissy dive into the plethora of red flags that our listeners sent in. These are RED red. Gladiator II Chicken Fry drama Red Flags! Being different around friends/family Producer Christina supports you, Story #2!!!!! Bryan’s “d-d-d-d-duhhhh” Polyamory red flags They = nonbinary A rainbow red flag! Guru BG & Yogi Hoadley Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbre

Nov 22, 2024 • 1:12:10

Dirty Drama Drop

Dirty Drama Drop

Episode #640: Bryan & Krissy skydive their way into drama drops all over the place. Matt Gaetz Before the 90 Days How many divorces is too many divorces? DX4! Miss Universe Grammy nominations Khruangbin Being a Heel Country music Country DRAMA Dirty Garth Parasailing/hang gliding/sky diving Bryan’s doom algorithm Read your rider! Bryan & Krissy are going indoor skydiving Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT:

Nov 21, 2024 • 1:12:17

I'm Enlightened, Not You!

I'm Enlightened, Not You!

Episode #639: The foibles of Netflix, Bryan, and, of course, cults! The Netflix Live Disaster The Taylor-Serrano fight Mike Tyson’s ass Jake Paul and Conor McGregor? 12 Days of TCB Breath of Fire: Guru Jagat Bryan yells at some employees Some great barbecue AreBnB Bryan watched football! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan GreenHosts: Br

Nov 20, 2024 • 1:10:59

TCB Infomercial: Ron Funches

TCB Infomercial: Ron Funches

Episode #638: Ron Funches joins Bryan & Krissy for a great chat all about his journey as a comedian and voice actor, parenting, and the ultimate dream job. Ron Funches in the tree of trust Robots are gaining headway Bryan's super powerful flashlight Ron on having a unique voice Comedy or wrestling Your kids are the main character Portlandia Home Ron’s son & being a parent to an autistic child Parental acceptance <3 Is It Cake? Giving the truth Are You Smarter Than A Celebrity

Nov 19, 2024 • 1:07:59

Introducing The Office Ladies!!

Introducing The Office Ladies!!

The Office co-stars and best friends, Jenna Fischer and Angela Kinsey, are doing the ultimate Office-lovers podcast for you. Each week Jenna and Angela will dive deeper into The Office giving you access to even more behind the scene details, interviews and lots of stories that only two best friends who were there, can tell you. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://po

Nov 18, 2024 • 6:07

Sexy Can I

Sexy Can I

Episode #637: Bryan and Krissy use Google! They might be a little disconnected to the general public's perception of sex appeal, but TCB is its own world, so it's fine! Brianna Chickenfry and Zac Brown Drama Drop! A 12 million dollar NDA Diddy The Sexiest Man Alive I’m not sure if Bryan knows what is appealing to women (lol) Bryan’s Denzel story Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak

Nov 15, 2024 • 1:02:27

TCB Infomercial: Mike Pesca

TCB Infomercial: Mike Pesca

Episode #636: Mike Pesca, longtime friend of the show and host of The Gist, joins Bryan & Krissy to discuss politics! Just kidding...kind of. Mike, Bryan & Krissy discuss Mike's new series of comedian interviews: Funny You Should Mention. Mensa The guardrails are OFF at TCB! Ask TCB Dump Him!!!!!!! Mike Pesca and The Gist The many lotions for bald heads Why the democrats lost Pollsters Bryan’s mind gets blown Deportation Mike’s new interview series: Funny You Should Mention Come

Nov 14, 2024 • 1:07:48

Knock Him Out...Please

Knock Him Out...Please

Episode #635: We need Mike to do us a solid and knock that Paul brother out. Bryan needs this in his Calcified Comeback Era. Mission Tompossible Sc*entology Ringo’s Rent-A-Car Airport troubles Send us your dating red flags! Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson The Paul brothers Parents and splurging and getting old Road trips Conversion vans Wills Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak

Nov 13, 2024 • 1:06:07

International Luuuv!

International Luuuv!

Episode #634: Bryan & Krissy are extremely TCB coded today, as they discuss 90 Day Fiance and Bryan & Astrid’s early days of love to suppress their burgeoning societal fears. The election Monday Morning Misogyny The 4B movement The flat earthers 90 Day Fiance A condom and a catheter He was not licking her boom boom down! Bryan & Astrid’s meeting What are your relationship red flags? Would you watch our twitch? Bryan’s kundalini yoga retreat Guru Jagat Reality and the twistin

Nov 12, 2024 • 1:16:08

Secrets, Secrets

Secrets, Secrets

Episode #633: Secrets, secrets, are no fun, unless they're shared with everyone (us)! Send us drama! Post-election emotions Mark Wahlberg’s restaurant caught fire Mark’s journey No one huffs and puffs like Vince Frankie Valli Bryan the lip sync reader Yes I DO in fact LOVE a shitty Christmas rom com! -Christina Crappy TV DRAMA!!!! A very old ask TCB Bryan gets honest Intimacy! Sex! Everything! Another AskTCB about SECRETS Wife & Husband Rules A broken penis! Semen-less orgasms Kunda

Nov 8, 2024 • 1:07:06

It's OK To Be Small...

It's OK To Be Small...

Episode #632: In the bathhouse, we all fam! Except when one of you has what some might refer to as a “horse cock.” Then we are, in fact, not all fam. South Park Life Insurance Flooding in Valencia Donate Here Space in Europe Bryan can’t park, and it’s even worse in Spain No remorse! A destination wedding in Seville A parking cave and a parking divot Disney Junior Show us the cave, Bryan! Krissy’s Turkish bath and massage Bryan’s Roman bathhouse  Bryan doesn’t like showing his thing A+ o

Nov 7, 2024 • 1:16:40

The Bisexual Of The Workplace

The Bisexual Of The Workplace

Episode #631: Bryan reminisces on his Chili’s days, finally answers some Ask TCBs, and tosses his two cents into the Peanut The Squirrel discourse. It’s the day after election day! Chili’s It’s on the rise? TGIFridays Skip downtown ATL, go to the airport We are the Chili’s of podcasting! A new listener Ask TCB Jobs are like relationships The bisexual of the workplace! Hardheaded kids Peanut the squirrel Chimp Crazy Siegfried and Roy Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFoll

Nov 6, 2024 • 1:00:41

We Know What Steven Did Last Summer

We Know What Steven Did Last Summer

Episode #630: Our country may be in shambles, but Thank God we have Steven! The Youtube televangelist with 7 views. It’s election day! Disney Jr live Lap seats People who suck! Televangelists (youtube version) on women A preach from the back yard A license to interweb The Book According To Steven KARL RETURNS!!!!!!!! A ready made family? Not the coup d’etat! The people at church are gonna be talking! Pepper the dog! Ok so birth…makes women…weak….??????? **~church drama*~*~*~ We gotta fi

Nov 5, 2024 • 1:17:56

I Flirt With Everyone!

I Flirt With Everyone!

Episode #629: We’re reviewing more PUAs today, and just like Bryan, they seem to be absolutely led by their hormones! It’s the holiday season! The DDecanter Wine dirt Hyperthyroiditis How To Be Sexual (Like A Man) This woman was scammed The creep factor is HIGH today Both holes present ;) Bacon wrapped balls Link to vid here! He cant fight this feeling anymore Practice making people uncomfortable! Flirt with everyone Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thec

Nov 1, 2024 • 57:32

TCB Infomercial: Doug Bass

TCB Infomercial: Doug Bass

Episode #628:  Manually stimulating glands Pinpoint pupils Hulk Hogan Kill Tony Doug Bass (Basshole) Doug on Kill Tony Canceling Tony? A weird time for comedians The social media of it all Basshole Fantasy Comedy Scam Camp Special Guest: Doug BassListen To BassholeWatch BassholeText us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan GreenHosts: Bryan Green

Oct 31, 2024 • 1:14:41

Love Is Bryand

Love Is Bryand

Episode #627: Bryan has returned, minus a parathyroid, but he is here to bring some tried and true content: Love Is Blind.  Bryan & Krissy are back Fentanyl Halloween Kids and candy Being the creepy old people Another active shooter in Atlanta P Diddy Shogun Sound settings Love Is Blind Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan GreenHosts:

Oct 30, 2024 • 1:02:53

Best Of: Aw, Nuts!

Best Of: Aw, Nuts!

Bryan is still recovering from his surgery, so Producer Christina is back with another Best Of, and there is no doubt in her mind that you are going to get a good giggle out of it today.Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan GreenHosts: Bryan Green & Krissy HoadleyProducer: Astrid B. GreenProducer & Audio Editor: Christina ArcherChr

Oct 29, 2024 • 54:18

You're Blocked!

You're Blocked!

Episode #625:It’s a video breakdown Friday, and Bryan & Krissy are breaking out a brand new (from 2013) psychic! The old parathyroid Cream and cereal judged by the cardiologist Bryan vs the sticky pads Bryan still loves his first girlfriend ;) Bryan learns about pubic hair regrowth rates Niagara Falls Public Access TV Psychic Convention! Oooooooh! Ahhhhhh! Alcoholics: just give them a crystal! You’re blocked! Something round never ends Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3

Oct 25, 2024 • 56:28

Tales Of A Gringo

Tales Of A Gringo

Episode #624: Bryan is feeling patriotic after voting, and he brings us some more tales from Spain, complete with poopy babies and scratched rental cars. Presidential candidates on podcasts Astrid voted for the first time! Bryan voted for Kamala & is finally right about something! When this episode is released, Bryan is having his throat slit! A mid Delta crew More airplane peepee drama Astrid got got Renting a car in Europe Good at driving, bad at parking The Spanish McDonald's play place ¡No m

Oct 24, 2024 • 1:09:10

To Spain For A Fart

To Spain For A Fart

Episode #623: Bryan & Krissy return (thank God, I was running out of ideas!) with stories, mischief, and mayhem from their time away.  Bryan & Krissy are back The Greens get to the airport Airport valet To Spain for a fart! Krissy’s Mempho recap Airplane pee pee Fuck them kids Airplanes and physics & the quantum witch Getting wet on a plane Being disgusting on an airplane! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodca

Oct 23, 2024 • 1:11:43

TCB Infomercial: Natasha Leggero

TCB Infomercial: Natasha Leggero

Episode #621: Bryan & Krissy talk to Natasha Leggero about men's hobbies, kids' boundaries, and Are You Smarter Than A Celebrity? Natasha Leggero Are You Smarter Than A Celebrity? Travis Kelce & Patrick Mahomes Cheeto dust Men's hobbies Surf helmets Safety first Filming with the Jolly Green Giant Having a teammate cry Being an older parent Screen time Kids boundaries Special Guest: Natasha LeggeroWatch Natasha’s SpecialNatasha’s Book: The World Deserves My ChildrenListen to Endless HoneymoonWatc

Oct 22, 2024 • 1:07:58

Best Of: Spooky Behavior

Best Of: Spooky Behavior

Producer Christina says her Best Of episode farewell to you all, ever so coolly, through the immortal wisdom of...Mountain Monsters.Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan GreenHosts: Bryan Green & Krissy HoadleyProducer: Astrid B. GreenProducer & Audio Editor: Christina ArcherChristina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To lea

Oct 18, 2024 • 1:12:36

Best Of: Scammy Next Door Nonsense!

Best Of: Scammy Next Door Nonsense!

We've got another Best Of episode for you today, since Bryan & Krissy still won't return my calls...just kidding they have time off. So, Producer Christina breaks down the history of our obsession with Next Door, and dives into Bryan's stash of scam text messages.Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan GreenHosts: Bryan Green & Kriss

Oct 17, 2024 • 1:05:20

Best Of: Massage Memory Lane

Best Of: Massage Memory Lane

Episode #619: Thought things were maybe back to normal? Think again! Producer Christina takes us down Massage Memory Lane, since we know Bryan is probably booking his next massage as we speak.Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan GreenHosts: Bryan Green & Krissy HoadleyProducer: Astrid B. GreenProducer & Audio Editor: Christina ArcherChristina’s Po

Oct 16, 2024 • 1:11:04

Everybody Wants This

Everybody Wants This

Episode #618:In another moment of marital bliss, Astrid joins Bryan in the studio while Krissy is recovering from Mempho. Astrid joins Bryan! Mempho Tina got married Nobody Wants This (fact check) The OC was on for 4 seasons Bryan is a Boomer ;) Love Is Blind White converse shoes Surprising Facts with Astrid! Peach or Peaches? Filler and botox Multicultural relationships Dad Jokes Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast

Oct 15, 2024 • 1:04:23

TCB Infomercial: Reggie Watts

TCB Infomercial: Reggie Watts

Episode #617: The iconic Reggie Watts did the unthinkable: he returned to The Commercial Break! This conversation is absolutely bonkers amazing and so quintessentially Reggie. Reggie is BACK! We love people who are smarter than us New Brew Reggie on the road A festival for people who hate festivals Reggie’s love life Being poly Relationship communication Connections! Reggie’s cool life Partying Shaman-ing Some deep shit, with Reggie Watts Again, we are not in Florida. Special Guest: Reggie Watts

Oct 12, 2024 • 1:09:01

Best Of: Critter Crazy

Best Of: Critter Crazy

While Bryan & Krissy take some time off, Producer Christina defends the possums and pet psychics of yore!Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan GreenHosts: Bryan Green & Krissy HoadleyProducer: Astrid B. GreenProducer & Audio Editor: Christina ArcherChristina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener

Oct 11, 2024 • 57:52

Is This Landing?

Is This Landing?

Episode #615: Oh, Zan. He can’t make a point, but he certainly can make up some crazy stories. Bands whose names we can't spell Frankie Valli Politics at The Villages Touring John Zan! Killing time on stage Is this landing with you guys? There was no self help EVER until now! A knife on my side and a rifle on my back at 13 Davy Crockshit A wilderness movie theater No books for ten years The Alabaster Girl Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTo

Oct 10, 2024 • 1:01:30

The Thrusting Nature of Man

The Thrusting Nature of Man

Episode #614: Our Benevolent Patriarch King Zan makes his triumphant return to maybe, finally, make a point in his rambling speech that he is making up on the spot. The Second Coming of Reggie Watts Shogun Our TCB Server Nothing is Idiot Proof for us! Looking at nudes Getting photos developed The godfather of the seduction community Can he make a point? Can WE??? A failing business The Greats He wants his girl to PROVIDE and DO LAUNDRY Bend the world over The thrusting nature of ma

Oct 9, 2024 • 1:03:11

TCB Infomercial: Morgan Jay

TCB Infomercial: Morgan Jay

Episode #613: That’s right, the autotune comedy guy is here with us! Can you believe it?! For real though, Morgan Jay joins Bryan & Krissy to discuss hitting that note, performance art, and staying horny. Mrs. Robinson & The Lemonheads Morgan Jay Selling CDs Autotune comedy When they hit that note Being old A college open mic Performance art Podcast guests This is gonna ruin the tour! Ticket resellers Stay horny, people Suspicious as fuck Combining new stuff and old stuff Creating

Oct 8, 2024 • 1:06:26

Benevolent King Zan

Benevolent King Zan

Episode #612: Another day under our overlord, Benevolent King Zan, of the Alpha Male Kingdom. He sits in his rocking chair and waxes poetic! VP Debate TCB Minus Mempho Hurricane Helene P. Diddy Bryan’s green pool PUA Zan! 10 Ways To Be An Alpha Male The Manosphere A bolo tie Daddy, help us get some pussay! What exists because of you? Some misogynistic views by Zan Rocking chairs Reverend John Zan Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbr

Oct 4, 2024 • 1:05:42

Good Gas Almighty

Good Gas Almighty

Episode #611: Bryan & Krissy cover some of My Strange Addiction...but what is yours? (Besides TCB of course...) Tate McRae Lana Del Ray & her alligator man Chappell Roan & canceling shows Megalopolis My Strange Addiction Tiger balm Pine Sol TLC doing that math for us Self-awareness is key Vapor rub in tea? Tell us your strange addiction Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbrea

Oct 3, 2024 • 1:03:36

The Goosefather Part II

The Goosefather Part II

Episode #610: Bryan and Krissy take a stroll down sequels lane, and somehow end up in goose territory. Prosthetic penises The Menendez Brothers Ryan Murphy Gina Gershon Dr. Odyssey Sex Sent Me To The ER The joker Sequels better than the original? Migration Peaches!!!! Canadian geese Fly Away Home (1996) or Spread Your Wings (2019)  Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.

Oct 2, 2024 • 1:03:34

TCB Infomercial: Kelsey Cook

TCB Infomercial: Kelsey Cook

Episode #609: Kelsey Cook joins Bryan & Krissy to talk about her come up in the industry, getting horny for airports, and foosball hustling. Kelsey Cook Vasectomies Hot jizzin’ dude Kelsey’s comedy journey College cafeteria comedy The Seattle scene Suckling off the teat of power Being a foosball hustler Horny for an airport Getting sober Our good friend Kelsey Cook! We are NOT going to be at Dania Beach Special Guest: Kelsey Cook Watch Kelsey’s Special “The Hustler”  Kelsey’s Podca

Oct 1, 2024 • 59:46

Introducing: Cement City

Introducing: Cement City

Two journalists stumble into a dying town with a Smog Museum and a mayor named Piglet… and not a whole lot else. They have one burning question: What’s it like to live here, in a town left for dead? They buy a house and stay – for three years. They get caught up in an election cycle and a web of scandals. It’s democracy in action on the smallest scale. It’s Our Town for our time. And it’s all real. Cement City is an Audacy original in partnership with Cement City Productions. To learn more abou

Sep 30, 2024 • 5:11

Bryan's Squirrel Saga

Bryan's Squirrel Saga

Episode #608: If you ever think Bryan is being too mean to Blue, just re-listen to this episode and feel your heart fill with squirrelly warmth. Hurricane Helene Bryan’s neck, back, pussy, and crack Cream and grapenuts! We actually did get the nicky jam exclusive  Deers! Bryan’s squirrel saga Practice safe squirrel rescue He’s the SAVIOR! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak w

Sep 27, 2024 • 1:06:26

Tasty Teeners

Tasty Teeners

Episode #607: a quest, a test(e), and an Ask TCPenis. A woman with a quest It’s good to have goals Bryan as part of nympho-therapy The Accidental Swingers Tasty Testes Ask TCB The alleged G spot Bryan read a book to the kids Bitcoin Burgers Taylor & Travis The astronauts stuck in space Wasps! Do the broom thing The frog-moth invasion Bryan got scammed at Starbucks Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: y

Sep 26, 2024 • 1:00:58

Poli-charged Potato Prince

Poli-charged Potato Prince

Episode #606: Bryan explains why we aren't in Florida, and then gets deep into the RFK Jr (and potato) lore. We are not in Florida 🙁 Bryan’s mysterious disease A crazy health journey  RF Kenne-ty Demure nudes Cheryl Hines RFK nonsense A WILD feel good story My Big Fat Fabulous Life Bryan the potato heir Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Prod

Sep 25, 2024 • 1:02:12

TCB Infomercial: Jay Pharoah

TCB Infomercial: Jay Pharoah

Episode #605: We’re talking to SNL alum Jay Pharoah, and finding out who Jared really is! Justin Timberlake’s DUI Jay’s Special: Jared Mempho Gettin’ chomped by a kangaroo Death by turkey Jay’s Australian accent Getting flown out by Drake Not cock blocking your parents AI instagirls Disconnecting Recording at shows A tender story! Jared The Quiz With Balls Game Show hosting Steve Harvey SING Special Guest: Jay PharoahWatch Jay’s Special “Jared” on September 22ndWatch “The Quiz With Ball

Sep 24, 2024 • 1:03:23

TCB Live Florida Announcement

TCB Live Florida Announcement

We have an IMPORTANT announcement about the Florida shows! Dania Improv and Funny Bone Orlando are being moved to a future date. Bryan explains more on this episode. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 21, 2024 • 3:24

Love Prevails!

Love Prevails!

Episode #604: Somehow we found ourselves peddling the message that love prevails, while also reviewing a video about a sex robot. P. Diddy Stockpiling drugs The pagers… Jen & Ben Krissy’s parents’ three marriages On your journey… A stolen tennis ball Sex Robots It’ll help a “little” Phillip & Holly’s AI Sex Robot Philosophy by Sex Doll Just because we can, doesn’t mean we should Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpod

Sep 20, 2024 • 1:07:03

The 555 Rule

The 555 Rule

Episode #603: Blue’s got bowel problems, men are lonely, and Bryan’s going tanning. So, not much has changed here at The Commercial Break. Bryan still goes to the tanning bed The Donald Trump Tan Package Anything is content: Blue’s Bowels Daniel knows Bryan has his weaknesses The Testosterone Shed Blue’s ‘betes Blue got personal The 666 rule Professor G? The male loneliness epidemic Meet people through friends! Instagram’s parental controls Come To Our Shows: Dania Beach Improv (Tuesday, Sept.

Sep 19, 2024 • 1:08:44

Milky Pools & Jell-O Frogs

Milky Pools & Jell-O Frogs

Episode #602: Bryan takes us down the rabbit hole that is his pool, and I mean that in the most literal sense.  Big day for news! Pagers exploding P. Diddy craziness You could have had it all (shoutout to Adele) Check the perimeter! Bryan’s pool drama Squirrels whittling their teeth Bryan shocks his pool A dead mole! And a frog! A gay squirrel bath house The pool company & Home Depot’s Halloween section Juicy info The rudest city in America Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212

Sep 18, 2024 • 1:03:06

That TCB Lifestyle

That TCB Lifestyle

Episode #601: We switched it up last minute and are bringing you a regular TCB episode this fine Infomercial Tuesday! This episode is a true reflection of the TCB Lifestyle…drugs, EPMs, and a pretty pretty penis. TCB the lifestyle pod The Bear was snubbed Zac Efron getting jacked We’re going to bed early Nat Geo/Drugs Inc Buying shitty weed in Techwood Cocktober Krissy got contacts The man that has 100 unwanted orgasms a day A pretty pretty penis Ben, Jen, & Dunkin Blue might have di

Sep 17, 2024 • 1:10:13

The Magical Land of PUAmore!

The Magical Land of PUAmore!

Episode #600: We simply can’t help ourselves, so we are back with more Zack! That’s PUAmore! Thousand Pound Sisters A camel bite that led to an arrest Oregon’s drug laws Pussy Wrangler PUAmore! Insomnio The feral FERA method Statement roulette Emotional support water Panama City: The Magical Land of PUAs Bryan’s get rich quick real estate course Arousal! The sexual experience Karl returns! Too hot not to approach CLOSE EM! Aw, Bryan thinks we are smart 🙂 Text us or leave us a

Sep 13, 2024 • 1:12:28

TCB Infomercial w. Scott Seiss

TCB Infomercial w. Scott Seiss

Episode #599: We’re bringing you a very special extra TCB Infomercial! Tune in to our conversation with Scott Seiss (Angry Retail Guy and General Angel). Bryan don’t talk good Scott Seiss Cocaine Bear Hot dog races Service jobs Tipping The Customer Is Always Wrong Shitting at disney world Contractual laughing Scott wastes our time! x/twitter Recording your own audio book We’re all out here plugging Special Guest: Scott SeissWatch Scott’s Retail TikTok Compilation:https://www.youtube.com

Sep 12, 2024 • 54:33

Let's Get FERAL

Let's Get FERAL

Episode #598: Zack Bauer (not to be confused with Jack Bauer) is back, and he’s ready to teach you how to date! more! hotties! through the magic of being FERAL. A 33P rivalry! Date more hotties Bryan’s too soft Gotta get those ladies to bounce Zack Bauer He does NOT want to open her… Rodney ;) Robot PUAs Skibidi We MUST see the in field footage Wanna bounce? Call Zack You like jorts? Bait them How To Be FERAL QUANTUM PHYSICS Start a fight with a girl! Text us or leave us a voic

Sep 11, 2024 • 1:08:21

TCB Infomercial: Nicky Jam

TCB Infomercial: Nicky Jam

Episode #597: We don’t know how this happened, but this week we are talking to Nicky Jam! Nicky Jam The story of Bryan & Nicky Jam INSOMNIO Life’s too short to be an asshole The crack era in Massachusetts (late 80s early 90s) Getting discovered bagging groceries Freestyling with the groceries Nicky Jam don’t play Mixtapes to reggaeton greatness He’s the godfather Nicky’s godfather impression Daddy Yankee Drugs, jail, and drama Colombia His journey to comeback The fame The new album

Sep 10, 2024 • 1:08:28

The Secret To Sexcess!

The Secret To Sexcess!

Episode #596: We’re taking a long and convoluted journey through politics, past alt coin, all the way to PUAs…Stick with us, it’s worth it. When were your parents banging? Trump trading cards Gold sneakers They sold out, but we have plenty! Trump’s NFTs and Alt Coin Bryan got scammed A trading board member PUA? The 21 Convention Breakout sessions at the PUA convention Boner Broth 3000 Send Krissy & Christina to a 21 Convention! Nothing special, nothing wrong Four Elements of Game B

Sep 6, 2024 • 1:17:07

Huckin' Buckin' Forest Quantum Witch

Huckin' Buckin' Forest Quantum Witch

Episode #595: It’s a rubbin’ tuggin’ Huckin’ Buckin’ good time today at TCB because we have a Mountain Monsters episode to review!! The Rusty Nail Another shocking story from Bryan’s past Mountain Monsters!!!!!! The Raven Mocker! A rub n’ tug for Huck Southern sayings Keep your eyes open, dammit Huck n’ Buck got punked The Forest Quantum Witch :O Ignore the fresh kill! Ah, yes, the fire breathing raven mocker Who goes there?! The Breath Of A Thousand Asses Jeff? Jeth? Billy’s black eyes

Sep 5, 2024 • 59:13

Dinner & Dolby!

Dinner & Dolby!

Episode #594: Bzzz! Bzzz! Bzzz! The 90s are calling and they want their terrible dating show back! We are sweaty here in Georgia Coffee! Bryan wants to be a downer Why is Bryan like this? It’s show month, baby! A dating show: Buzz (1996) I hate nags! The Smash Mouth The Tush Push… A guy unaccustomed to choosing between women Everyone’s a former Disney worker Tommy tang’s and a stereo system Dinner and Dolby Red flags! Gettin' twanged at Tang’s 2 years of buzz TCB, Meet me at Tang’s! Tex

Sep 4, 2024 • 1:01:00

TCB Infomercial: Mayim Bialik

TCB Infomercial: Mayim Bialik

Episode #593: Bryan & Krissy are joined by Mayim Bialik (The Big Bang Theory) and they get into acting, child fame, podcasting, science, and Jeopardy. Blossom, Beaches, and Big Bang Theory What happened at Jeopardy? A lil’ bitchin and complainin’ Mayim’s late start in acting A show about a girl! Bryan’s armchair expert moment Being a famous child A late science bloomer Feldman & Haim Human nature AI hype Sounding 90 Going back to acting Keyboard warriors Getting fired from Jeopa

Sep 3, 2024 • 1:13:50

Older, Wiser, Scarier

Older, Wiser, Scarier

Episode #592: When you start getting older, you’ll find yourself at the doctor constantly, and listening to The Commercial Break while you’re at it! Bryan’s getting poked and prodded A trip to the doctor and the lab The million dollar lab Krissy was WRONG The chimp lady Krissy demolishes Bryan’s logic Spooky moment! Tom Cruise is on the roof The universal cat distribution system had chosen the Greens! TCB Fact Check: the captain of the superyacht that sank was NOT from Below Deck, but

Aug 30, 2024 • 1:07:36

The Simon Cowell of Art

The Simon Cowell of Art

Episode #591: We know this advice is probably 2 years too late, buuut we are going to answer these Ask TCBs anyway!  The DNC was poppin' Starbucks Revving down Jolt Cola Big deal birthdays Bryan famously hates attention  Ask TCB Picking up women It’s all about a conversation and being yourself Opportunity! Small minded people Having the hard conversations Bryan is the Simon Cowell of art B Movies NextDoor nonsense Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFollow Us: IG: @thecomm

Aug 29, 2024 • 1:01:53

Professional Sports Baller

Professional Sports Baller

Episode #590: Today Bryan said "I'm a man, and I'll talk sports if I want to!" Were-president Elvira’s Movie Macabre Cheaters Old man bitching Tom Brady Sports stars Bryan having some big feelings (jealousy) Bryan’s sports history He wasn’t a starter Could he be a bowler? FYI listeners I don’t hate Bryan, but I do like to keep him on his toes! Leaving a child with a stranger at the pool The gyms are in trouble! Pharmacy drama Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Fol

Aug 28, 2024 • 57:39

TCB Infomercial w. Maz Jobrani

TCB Infomercial w. Maz Jobrani

Episode #589: Bryan & Krissy are joined by comedian Maz Jobrani…and he is certainly NOT a jabroni!  Two old bald heads passing in the night Bryan was addicted to Clubhouse The quantum witch does a little magic Maz Jobrani! The Olympics (we can’t escape Bryan’s zeal for this) The Friday late crowd Drunk Trump heckler at a Maz Jobrani show Iranian comics Feeling old Maz’s early roles West Wing Tiktok Long form→short form→long form He’s dancey on stage! Hours of content Kid slang Aggro political me

Aug 27, 2024 • 1:11:19

Hotel! Motel! Harry Denton's!

Hotel! Motel! Harry Denton's!

Episode #588: The Looooooove Connection is back, and they brought yogurt? Bennifer is no more Green Day Wedge salads Matthew Perry Love Connection! A little misogyny to start the day Get him girl Harry Denton's A little ask TCB action Who is eating yogurt on a date No lunch date kisses Skydiving on the first date Pre skydiving drinks Come To Our Shows:Dania Beach Improv (Tuesday, Sept. 24th)The Funny Bone Orlando (Wednesday, Sept. 25th)Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCBFOLLOW US:

Aug 23, 2024 • 1:10:12

Who's Your New Daddy?

Who's Your New Daddy?

Episode #587: We’re on a wild ride today, very similar to Bryan’s mom’s neighbor at the assisted living home…and boy, does she have a cautionary tale for you! Available for private events! Make us an offer! Blue’s haircut The temperature The grand canyon Oozing problems Heavenly Wheels n Deals! Bryan’s Mama drama Firefighters going to steal Astrid A cooter snafu Jane from Ohio Important PSAs A cautionary vibrator tale The Olympic village AND the regular villages Some guy on Bryan’

Aug 22, 2024 • 1:02:27

He's Got That Good Good Wood

He's Got That Good Good Wood

Episode #586: Bryan tackles the news today at TCB (and also his trip to the doctor for a physical), and yes…questions remain! We are excited about our live shows! Bryan and Juan are no more The News! The astronauts that are stuck in space Bryan’s Cosby newscaster voice Questions do remain! No leaking allowed Bryan does space Stonehenge?! Bryan got a physical Needles in the neck If you’re queasy about getting blood drawn…don’t listen to this Bryan is a phlebotomist YBRYAN 3000 He g

Aug 21, 2024 • 1:06:11

TCB Infomercial: Lewis Black

TCB Infomercial: Lewis Black

Episode #585: Comedy legend Lewis Black joins Bryan & Krissy to get ANGRY about all kinds of malarkey! Bryan fanboys over Lewis Black The Orioles/Braves/Cubs Performing in the suburbs The politicians did not leave us alone this summer Jacob’s Ladder New York in the 80s Writing plays Getting rejected Political drama making Lewis angry! Bryan should not be allowed to vote? Teleprompters Getting on The Daily Show More fanboying

Aug 20, 2024 • 1:06:37

Not All Of Us Are Well...

Not All Of Us Are Well...

Episode #584: Bryan gets all fired up about misogyny, but also says that he “doesn’t know how to cook,” even though we are fairly certain he can read (need proof). Bryan & Krissy discuss Bryan’s come to Jesus moment on the road.  Hypocrisy! We love our Bryan, warts and all!!! Why is this impression kind of giving Cosby? Hate muse Misogyny! Women famously love being treated like humans

Aug 16, 2024 • 1:11:48

#GapLife

#GapLife

Episode #583: Bryan talks penises He needs a deep dick fake Rafa’s biohacks Shakti mat Krissy’s a napper IDINA MENZEL, BROADWAY STAR OF WICKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rush Szn Gap Decades Lockers! Daddy Caputo Blue will keep the frat boys away Bryan saying “on fleek” Bryan’s algorithm Earthquake noises in Bryan’s house A graduation card mix up Mr. Green the creep! Come To Our Shows:Dania Beach Improv (Tuesday, Sept. 24th)The Funny Bone Orlando (Wednesday, Sept. 25th)Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (21

Aug 15, 2024 • 1:07:17

Tales From The Crypt

Tales From The Crypt

Episode #582: Bryan's bringing out the mama/baby/Blue drama, but he fears his future in the crypt. No more Olympics 🙁 RayGun the breakdancer The Closing Ceremonies Tom Cruise Anchovy mouth 2023/2024 has been tough for us! Bryan’s mom & her long term rehab center QVC addiction Bryan’s elevator troubles Tales from the crypt! Dog karma Barking Blue Come To Our Shows: Dania Beach Improv (Tuesday, Sept. 24th) The Funny Bone Orlando (Wednesday, Sept. 25th) Text us or leave us a voicema

Aug 14, 2024 • 1:02:44

TCB Infomercial: Sam Morril

TCB Infomercial: Sam Morril

For two guys who are so online, Bryan & Sam Morril have some of the internet’s worst takes (yeah, I’m talking about Twisters & Glen Powell, the star of Spy Kids 3). Bryan tells other people’s bits (again) First of all Bryan, Glen doesn’t even take his shirt off in Twisters.  Sam’s morning show bit Bombing at corporate gigs Bryan the self proclaimed ass licker Working the room Casinos Vegas (the airport of cities) Dating a yapper Interior decorators Mom slander Being your own boss St

Aug 13, 2024 • 1:07:19

The Gnome Gnows

The Gnome Gnows

Episode #580: You gnome what they say, the little man in your bedroom at night is just an alien here to protect you and also maybe to have sex with you. Aliens! The old ITV crew Thank you to Gina Gershon Now that Bryan has Peacock, I petition to force him to watch Below Deck A pole vault punch 90’s ITV alien show Out of this world orgasm Smells like team spirit… Is she going to outer space or just dreaming? Work it out on the gang bang Who is Ian The Octopus Man? It’s lovely to imagi

Aug 9, 2024 • 57:23

Slingshot Shenanigans

Slingshot Shenanigans

Episode #579: It's a TCB PCB 30A kind of day! Storytime with Bryan proves entertaining once again. Snoop & Flava Olympics TCB in PCB 30A Bryan’s beach access foibles Steeplechase Trying to wrangle kids on vacation An ill fated beach vacation The slingshot Bryan sleuths on his vacay neighbors Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Gr

Aug 8, 2024 • 1:05:24

Questions Remain...

Questions Remain...

Episode #578: Will we ever get answers to our questions? Maybe the magic hydrocodones will help! Bryan & Krissy get into The Sphere, drugs in Vegas, Roast rules, and TLC. Songs of the summer POV Grateful Dead at the Sphere U2, Phish, Grateful Dead, The Eagles, and EDM? Egg shaped seats Getting weed in Vegas Bryan & Krissy’s trip to Bonnaroo Forgetting Ozzy Osbourne Brainstorming flops Brian Moses & RBL Weekly Send us your roasts 212.433.3822 FUCK CANCER Roast rules A great

Aug 7, 2024 • 1:08:21

   TCB Infomercial: Gina Gershon

TCB Infomercial: Gina Gershon

Episode #577: We finally snagged ourselves the legend herself...Gina Gershon! Bryan, Krissy, and Gina discuss her life in movies, and what lies behind her eyes... Gina Gershon! We are blessed today Borderlands Covid to Pandora Gina’s first legit roles John Hughes Tricked into snaking Lying about your age to get into an acting program The demon within Playing Donatella David Mamet Learn how to direct yourself Showgirls Filming Bound Losing representation over Bound Gina is booked

Aug 7, 2024 • 1:02:10

TCB Special Election Coverage!

TCB Special Election Coverage!

Episode #576: Former President Trump & President Biden join Bryan & Krissy at TCB to “discuss” all things “politics” in a very cool, chill, and coherent way. YeeAHHhh! We’re getting poly-charged here at TCB today The Olympics continue Breakdancing! Simone Biles, greatest athlete of our time!!!!! Making America the home of bitcoin, dogecoin, and fake news Old guys running for pres Trump’s eating habits He is very much in love! Trump’s audio hole Sleepovers with Kim Biden’s variou

Aug 2, 2024 • 1:08:58

Olympics Awe!

Olympics Awe!

Episode #575: We are simply flipping out for The Olympics this year (sorry), but we will not stand for creepy underwater filming! The Olympics are in full swing! Fencing is for hotties The boner The Opening Ceremonies Celine Dion :’) Parisian food Snoop Treading water Say no to underwater filming TCB Live Shows: Orlando and Miami Some very informative music No detail too small TEXT OR VOICEMAIL:  +1 (212) 433-3TCBFOLLOW US: Instagram TikTok YouTube VISIT OUR WEBSITE: https://tcbpodcast.com/CRED

Aug 1, 2024 • 58:27

Come On Down To Car Town!

Come On Down To Car Town!

Episode #574: Bryan & Krissy dig into Bryan's Information Monster brain to discuss current events and car giveaways (because of course!). Brat Summer Bryan the information monster Katy Perry’s Woman’s World Bryan’s facts are not straight about partners & marriage The Olympics Simone Biles (Gina Gershon isn’t out yet hehe) Rugby/Murder Ball Bryan’s Astrid impersonation returns Jelly Wuz Herre Car giveaways Krissy’s embarrassing moments Get here quick, at John Dick! Bryan’s reality s

Jul 31, 2024 • 56:22

TCB Infomercial w. Brian Moses

TCB Infomercial w. Brian Moses

Bryan & Krissy are joined by Roast Battle king Brian Moses to discuss 11 years of roasting, glory holes, brawling, and TCB’s chance to roast each other. The springer to his wilcos? We are nobody! We love our guests! ROAST BATTLE 11 years of roast battle! Joke writing The Jonas Brothers Roast Glory holes Working on TV Bryan’s TV & streaming predictions Russell Brand Brawlin’ at the roast All bets off TCB coming to roast battle The Krissy, Astrid, Christina trifecta will prevail BRIAN MOSES: RBL W

Jul 30, 2024 • 1:02:43

Boomerangs, Uvoo & Cougars Too!

Boomerangs, Uvoo & Cougars Too!

Bryan & Krissy discuss all things cougars....what else can we say? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail @TheCommercialBreak on Instagram Watch TCB on YouTube www.tcbpodcast.com Forr Live Show info, video, audio, stickers and all the other goods Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and o

Jul 26, 2024 • 55:13

Dear Glen, Bryan Is Sorry!

Dear Glen, Bryan Is Sorry!

Dear Glen Powell, Bryan is sorry he doesn't want to see your movie. But to save his marriage, he is inviting you to TCB (You too daisy!) The sickness is not down Christina is on a ROLL! Bryan is a hippie? (We reserve judgement) Side-work (IFYKYK:-) Petey the Pigeon is saved by a militant hippie...Bryan Bryan is holding space for you and your broken marriage Bryan hangs up on Mom!? Hell awaits him The Twisters rant did not go over well Glen Powell deserves AND gets an apology Time's Shi

Jul 25, 2024 • 1:00:42

A Literal Pain In The Butt!

A Literal Pain In The Butt!

Bryan and Krissy struggle through ANOTHER episode of sickness as Krissy has the "Summer ICK"!? Sweatin To Oldies saved lives! Lou Dobbs was a dude who died Richard Simmons just wanted to die in peace Where were you when Pres. Joe changed history?? Bryan was rubbing his ass Bryan's getting hip pain....will HE drop out of the race? The weed masseuse did it! Ass pain, Ass pain. It's a pain in the ass! Bryan is limber and loose?? Hardly Instagram ads always have the answer Have you done yo

Jul 24, 2024 • 51:29

TCB Infomercial: Dulce Sloan

TCB Infomercial: Dulce Sloan

The iconic Dulce Sloan joins TCB to spit absolute fire, and for that we thank her. Atlanta culture King Charles’s fingers? A bilingual stucco saleswoman Stand-up was a surprise! Shoutout to Big Kenny!!!! Being a black woman comic in a black room Men who aren’t funny and the tough crowd Are the chicks crazy or are you making them crazy? Dulce spitting fire She’s a comic, a dj, and a web designer! The internet is a toddler Dating men who want to see jazz Racist dating NO MORE BROKE DICK!!

Jul 23, 2024 • 1:07:15

New Movie Blues

New Movie Blues

Every time a remake comes out, a butterfly loses its wings. Nay, a shoelace loses its aglet! Ailing Krissy Ingrid Andress’s national anthem 33 P’s national anthem An Atlanta indoor soccer team? Copa America Twister starring sexy Glen Powell  Why so many remakes Is Bryan a Bad Boys hater? Dune IF WE GET GLEN POWELL ON THIS SHOW I MUST BE THERE Bryan and Krissy learn new words and mis-pronounce them all. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.

Jul 19, 2024 • 58:47

PossumLoverBG

PossumLoverBG

It’s a Story Time With Bryan kind of day here at TCB, featuring dank weed, Corey Feldman, and a baby possum. Gravely voices Botulism Veneers are scary A three hour massage Stinky weed Corey Feldman has a new song Is Corey trolling us or are we trolling him? Don't get litigious with Bryan Bryan would see Corey live The Hooch (Chattahoochee River) Don’t slander shoot the hooch it's our culture The Nature Center A pitcher plant A BABY POSSUM Bryan gets got by the possums! LINKS: S

Jul 18, 2024 • 1:05:54

IYKYK

IYKYK

Bryan's got a bone to pick with people who say "iykyk," Disney money-grabs, and Scooter Braun. IYKYK It’s for the cool kids Bryan’s butthurt about iykyk Self reflection? Never! Mike Tyson paused for injury We don’t know our show dates yet You heard it here last Fiction-sexual Disney fleecing customers Fast pass drama Arizona Tea Breaking News: Steve-O is getting a boob job? Send good vibes to Will The Champ A Taylor Swift doc on Max Taylor vs. Scooter Taylor’s Version LINKS: Send us sho

Jul 17, 2024 • 1:02:20

You Heard It Here...First!

You Heard It Here...First!

Bryan & Krissy attempt timeliness and current events! Dr. Ruth & Shannen Doherty died this weekend Hawk Tuah girl 90210 & appointment TV The assassination attempt Rev down! IYKYK The Euros & Copa America The stadium rush debacle 90 Day Fiance Michael made it to America The Hard Rock Cafe Ring camera footage of Bill Belichick Krissy roasts Bryan 35 and 21…nothing about that is okay Bryan misses smoke Krissy gets recruited LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concer

Jul 16, 2024 • 57:24

No Hobbies, All Honeys!

No Hobbies, All Honeys!

Bryan & Krissy discover the secret to dating women: give up everything you love! We’ve got the giggles Electrolytes! Hiring a lifeguard NO BREAKS Adam The Liar You scared of women?? Adam’s “degrees” Janitor to Martial Arts IAPUA! We love a man with a job Quit everything you love Clickfunnels He’s a protector, rawr (^_^) Change my tire This is a mad schedule LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB

Jul 12, 2024 • 1:09:29

Fluids!

Fluids!

Bryan & Krissy are back, and they are covering all manner of bodily fluids…and the debate. Krissy went to Seattle & Vancouver The birthplace of grunge Bryan’s pukey weekend Not peeing for 36 hours Krissy should have stayed in Canada The debate… Where was the cocaine?! The Man With 1000 Kids Genetic sexual attraction? Yikes! 90 Day Fiance crossover event Nobody wants Bryan’s sperm LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave

Jul 11, 2024 • 1:00:10

Polygamy Pipeline

Polygamy Pipeline

Bryan is under the weather, so today we bring you a mystery episode from the vault! Ballpark madness We’re breaking down Seeking Sister Wives A roast of Garrick Three’s Company to polygamy pipeline He's a stay at home dad Hoadley and Astrid forever <3 You can have a bff and a sister without a sister wife Let him fill you with the holy ghost The pastor really encouraged him… We’re usually kind of on the same page LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us

Jul 10, 2024 • 59:43

Two Wettings and a Funeral (Again)

Two Wettings and a Funeral (Again)

From The Cheetah to the grave, chaos abounds! The Cheetah Bryan’s British Fluffer Where else can brothers touch brothers? Irving’s chaotic funeral  A funeral planned by his first of three wives I cannot in good conscience give a rundown of this funeral…you just have to listen I will say it involves a runaway golf cart, emails read aloud, and a bad casket lowerer Burn Bryan to a crisp and snort him at the party Write us a eulogy for Bryan!  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, question

Jul 9, 2024 • 50:28

Best Of John Anthony

Best Of John Anthony

In an effort to center our best content, Producer Christina dug up an old video breakdown featuring her nemesis: John Anthony Lifestyle!LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Liste

Jul 5, 2024 • 1:06:47

White People Culture

White People Culture

What is white people culture if not Margaritaville and self-publishing a travel show about Florida? Hawk Tuah Girl Mississippi Ibiza A horrible incident at Lake Lanier And a reality show? People, places, and things! Florida culture is Margaritaville Monotone vibes It's not about you, Matt! It's the magic in the ecosystem Vanna White Ryan Seacrest the robot Vanna White’s yarn brand LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leav

Jul 4, 2024 • 59:02

Ine-Bryan-ated

Ine-Bryan-ated

Bryan throws stones from a glass house...so this is just a regular episode of TCB! Bryan’s algorithm persists Waiting for Moby’s moment The DMB tour bus poop incident The white man dance The Sphere Justin Timberlake’s eyes Krissy Weighs In! Inebriated performers Candlebox Bryan famously only performed while inebriated Bum Sunning 16 & Pregnant Young plastic surgery/filler Eyebrow tattooing (microblading) Little people big problems LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or co

Jul 3, 2024 • 57:05

TCB Infomercial w. Mo Welch

TCB Infomercial w. Mo Welch

Mo Welch is proof that you might flop at Second City, but there is always a second act! Mo’s ”normal” siblings What’s up with Creed? The heat in Georgia! Jenna Gray Mo’s jokeumentary, Dad Jokes Seeing her dad for the first time in 20 years Being a parent Parents of Swifties Support Group A fondness for Uncle Buck Flopping at Second City Stage fright Being those parents (respect) MO WELCH: https://mowelch.com/ Watch Dad Jokes on YouTube Watch Dad Jokes on VEEPS Mo on Instagram TikTok LINKS:

Jul 2, 2024 • 59:22

Two-A-Days

Two-A-Days

Bryan & Krissy discover a new meaning to “two-a-days” thanks to John Anthony Lifestyle. But the most pressing question in this episode is…where is Liz?! Jelly Roll’s Bronco Bryan & Krissy’s $150 cab ride Taylor Swift Dave Grohl drama Please tell the billionaire to leave us ALONE Being grunge adjacent John Anthony Lifestyle has done it again One way open marriage????? Liz from Brazil He loves a bit of variety Who has the time for this Nothing hornier than a schedule A no close! WHERE IS LIZ LINKS

Jun 28, 2024 • 1:01:33

Fire Sauce Roid Rage

Fire Sauce Roid Rage

Bryan's got roid rage in a Taco Bell! You truly never know what you're going to get here at TCB. Christina Applegate Celine Dion & Stiff Person Syndrome Launch Krissy off a yacht! PLEASE follow us on instagram An Ariana Grande poem fart Hello to my stalker

Jun 27, 2024 • 1:02:44

The Old BG Method

The Old BG Method

The Old BG Method encompasses more than just real estate failures. It also includes a house of birds, a chaotic sleep schedule, and screwdriver dreams. Birds, snakes, chipmunks, and kids Bryan’s Bird House Are you my daddy? The Bryan-Astrid Bird Sanctuary Chronotype Again, those people! Waking up at 2:30am is so unhinged Bryan & Krissy are neurotic! Sleep schedules are hard The sleep theme continues Bryan's dream Screwdriver dreams Google Gemini analyzes our dreams Dream books FYI

Jun 26, 2024 • 1:00:24

Just Tryna Find Love

Just Tryna Find Love

Surprise! Today you get a little treat: a regular episode! Bryan & Krissy giggle their way through the perils of the world. No Infomercial today! Insure Bryan’s hands Plastic fruit (scary) The Mariana Trench?? The Quantum Witch returns (slay) Sometimes the show just isn't good, and that's not our fault! Those people… Clubhouse Brutal tweets about us Google gemini really said nah Bryan airing me (Producer Christina) out because I air him out in the show notes 72 year old Bill Belichi

Jun 25, 2024 • 1:11:53

B.A. In Heaven Studies

B.A. In Heaven Studies

James Van Praagh Let us know if you want to come to our shows this fall Hi to our listeners You got any metal in your body? Krissy is giving cult member today Someone take the beep button away from Bryan SILENCE HAS BEEN PRESSED Ah, yes, more casual racism Could Bryan pull this off? The Psychic Break Florals at a a memorial service? Groundbreaking Get your BA in Heaven Studies Spirit! Ted Danson played him? A clip from The Circle (not the reality tv show lol) He’s flopping He reality said girl

Jun 21, 2024 • 58:39

It's Tijuana Bryan!

It's Tijuana Bryan!

Hamptons Justin Timberlake and Tijuana Bryan Green may seem like two very different people, but in essence they are the same. Chaos Gremlins! Justin Timberlake’s DWI Bryan’s radio competition days He’s too old to twist! Boring golf talk A Tijuana day trip? Senor Frogs Bryan’s many foibles… The hunt for vicodin Bryan does talk too much A good day to wash your legs! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch T

Jun 20, 2024 • 1:06:12

A Pampered Travel Princess

A Pampered Travel Princess

You ever zoomed so hard you hit someone with your car? No? Maybe you were just the travel princess of that situation. Cue: Storytime with Bryan! The zoomies! Bryan got hit by a car 😯 Storytime with Bryan! Travel Princess Overpacking Princess or pampered asshole Bryan & Astrid’s trip to paris A tiny hotel room in Paris LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info a

Jun 19, 2024 • 59:24

TCB Infomercial w. Des Bishop

TCB Infomercial w. Des Bishop

Bryan's twin joins TCB! Oh...wait...I mean his other twin... Anyway, listen to these middle aged white men fall in love! Let the ass kissing commence! Des’s dad was super hot The Chinese Project Learning mandarin 007 & Davy Crockett Meeting in AA Once again…it’s not Dating Naked, it’s Naked Attraction Of All People! Des’s future kids? Old Dads Support Group Branching out in your audience Irish boarding schoo DES BISHOP: Des’s website Des’s Special: Of All People Breaking China L

Jun 18, 2024 • 1:10:48

Bonus: Introducing Psychopedia w/ Tank Sinatra & Investigative Slater

Bonus: Introducing Psychopedia w/ Tank Sinatra & Investigative Slater

Bryan drops a special episode to introduce Psychopedia. It's an Audacy podcast now available on the free Audacy App and everywhere else! Psychopedia is a true crime podcast infused with comedy….making it a crimedy. Each week, Investigator Slater presents a horrific true crime case to Tank Sinatra for the first time, whose reaction to each gruesome detail prompts thought provoking conversation and hilarious dialogue. The episodes contain several pop quizzes to keep Tank on his jacked toes, while

Jun 15, 2024 • 8:37

BBQ Psychic

BBQ Psychic

We may have found ourselves a new target. It's scam or be scammed here at The Commercial Break. This, THE Commercial Break Joey Chestnut & the hot dogs The MLE Man vs food Salt Bae Barbecue contests Betting on BBQ Theresa Caputo’s scam A new (to us) scammer James Van Praagh Sorry, Olga! These guys are doing too much My old piano teacher used to beat me up? He’s dangerous This guy is wild LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB te

Jun 14, 2024 • 1:06:16

NoNo Siwa

NoNo Siwa

The Summer Olympics You tried! Kids learning to swim Lake Lanier is HAUNTED FLOAT POSITION! Bryan, please stop talking about women's bathing suits An amazing dog story Bryan defends his Blue bitchin' Jojo Siwa Bad lip syncing Is Madonna lip syncing? Maggie Rogers is a star Acapella Siwa LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Creator: Bryan

Jun 13, 2024 • 1:02:03

That's Lynda With a Y To You!

That's Lynda With a Y To You!

What is more ridiculous: this podcast or Bryan’s spam text conversations? We’re still talking possums/opossums Caitlin found the possum ep! Bryan takes spam texts very seriously Bryan reads his spam text convos How are you? Not good. Lynda! Bryan vs the anus The Atlanta water main breaks Bryan shares a NextDoor snafu The Rise and Fall of Clubhouse NextDoor drama! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail W

Jun 12, 2024 • 59:58

The Best Of The Guests!

The Best Of The Guests!

Bryan & Krissy reminisce about our guest journey so far…we’re sorry, Vir! Producer Christina takes you through an audio journey of some of our very best guest moments and interviews. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app

Jun 11, 2024 • 1:11:37

Yes Sir! Yes Sir!

Yes Sir! Yes Sir!

We’re covering creatures of all kinds at TCB: giraffes, cats, a vampire Chupacabra, Big Foot, and the infamous possum. Check your panties! Storytime with Bryan A safari moment Giraffe tongue strength Mother Giraffe sacrifice De-clawing cats is cruel!!! Mountain Monsters A bloodsucking vampire Chupacabra That guy is all pupils Num num num (my no teeth sounds) Gun safety to the wayside Shake the camera, play some sound effects, and you’ve got a chase! Big Foot: One Call That’s All! B

Jun 7, 2024 • 1:03:52

Show Me The Drama!

Show Me The Drama!

If there’s one thing Bryan’s gonna do, it’s watch 90 Day Fiance. Lucky for us, one of listeners provides us with piping hot tea.  The Kelce Brothers are talking about leg washing baby possums/opossums Joro spiders Spiderpocalyspe Chill with Frankie! Hitster Mental Health Awareness Month Also Pride TW: death by suicide 90 Day Fiance & a coincidence in our texts A terrible businessman Bryan loves drama (as if that was a secret) LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or conce

Jun 6, 2024 • 1:00:27

That's A Ride Or Die

That's A Ride Or Die

Controversy abounds for Bryan & Krissy! Possums? No possums? What constitutes a ride or die? What is a Pearl Jam poster really worth? Questions we may never have answered. Our cup runneth over Wilford Brimley PossumLover54 Bryan talks more shit about possums A pickled Dr. Pepper Oysters Rockefeller The antique store perv Sticking things up your bum Gerbil Gere Antiquing Joe’s Tour Bryan tries to sell his Pearl Jam posters LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concern

Jun 5, 2024 • 59:33

TCB Infomercial w. Joe Dombrowski

TCB Infomercial w. Joe Dombrowski

Joe Dombrowski joins Bryan & Krissy to talk about stand-up, the gay dad supremacy, and possum slander. FYI Bryan doesn’t write these show notes Lenny Kravitz has been celibate for 9 years Astrid is leaving Bryan for Lenny Teacher trauma Joe’s getting married Joe’s stand-up journey Sticking around after going viral Bryan gets something wrong (no surprise) Joe’s upcoming tour Nervous poops A midlife comedy crisis Joe’s vision! Gay dad supremacy! Possum slander Once again, Bryan doesn

Jun 4, 2024 • 1:09:13

Two Blueberries & A Club Girl

Two Blueberries & A Club Girl

Frankie’s back, and he’s giving nutritional advice…including 25 scoops of whey protein a day. People looking older than they are Big Water Dune 2 Teletherapy Ketamine Ayahuasca is calling Bryan Frankie’s back! And he’s parasailing Frankie needs his amino acids Creatine and a penis pump keep Frankie going Why is Bryan mad about frozen berries? We may never know Two blueberries and a 19yo club girl One day, our paths will cross… LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or conc

May 31, 2024 • 1:04:46

Don't Read Our Reviews...

Don't Read Our Reviews...

Nothing says “manners,” like a house full of lentil farts! Bryan & Krissy bring it all today with a Storytime With Bryan, some radio reminiscence, and Big Parsley slander. The Greens have the lentil farts If Bryan went to church he would fart there Storytime with Bryan! Some unprocessed trauma A little TCB advice Table manners Change them early Bob’s! Don't look at our reviews Everyone’s a real estate entrepreneur Big Parsley! Big Parsley’s number one supporter: Producer Christina L

May 30, 2024 • 1:01:30

It's The Safe Zone!

It's The Safe Zone!

"Safe Zone" gets a whole new meaning on this episode of The Commercial Break... Bryan should have gone to school Falling from great heights Storytime with Bryan Bryan’s shaking in his boots Baby Reindeer 90 Day Fiance: Love in Paradise “Live” sperm donation It’s a safe zone! Getting lost on the AT Bryan’s upcoming transatlantic journey Good for the whales! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TC

May 29, 2024 • 1:02:32

 TCB Infomercial w. Wendi McLendon-Covey

TCB Infomercial w. Wendi McLendon-Covey

Bryan’s crush <3 Bryan’s math aint mathing… JoJo Siwa Drinking around Epcot Cutting your own hair Christopher Nolan’s movies The start of Reno 911 Working a day job until The Goldbergs The DVD extras of Bridesmaids (!!!) The Goldbergs Comic Con Big City Greens The Quantum Witch on Jojo Siwa WENDI MCLENDON-COVEY: St. Denis Medical debuts on NBC this fall! Watch Big City Greens Lookout for Big City Greens, The Movie: Spacecation on June 6th LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, que

May 28, 2024 • 1:06:47

TCB Infomercial: Gianmarco Soresi

TCB Infomercial: Gianmarco Soresi

Krissy is out having fun in Memphis and Bryan is just out of a broken tooth! So on this Friday Infomercial Bryan & Krissy speak with comic, podcaster and Podcast Magazine Award Winner (yes... it's a thing. A very lame thing!), Gianmarco Soresi!Gianmarco's HOT weblink! Follow him on Instagram Tour Dates and Info The Downside Podcast __Text TCB or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-TCBWatch TCB on YoutubeCheck out our websiteFollow us on INSTAGRAM: @thecommercialbreak | @bryanwgreen

May 24, 2024 • 52:33

Strategic Interwebs Meeting

Strategic Interwebs Meeting

Bryan & Krissy might be strategizing about the interwebs, but I (producer Christina) am concerned about his upcoming dental work! Baby Reindeer SPOILERS Love Is Blind article The New York - Dublin portal Bryan would be good on Daisy of Love (deadass) Accidentally going live Dads in Spain being bad Bryan & Krissy’s expense reports Nuclear, pronounced: /ˈno͞oklēər/ Bryan’s got a bad tooth The roots are in his sinuses! Bryan’s upcoming tooth extraction…we are concerned LINKS: Send u

May 23, 2024 • 1:05:42

JagerFace

JagerFace

Here at TCB, we cold call after 12 jager bombs, and we're damn good at it! A Bluey poncho & a hot dog stand Storytime with Bryan Bryan tried to put on a festival He was in his flop era Old people are getting wild “Personal use” If your dad is wild, let us know Ozempic face Jagerfaced cold calling Espresso martinis are the new jagerbombs Raising kids hungover Daddy wants to go to a festival! Pooping in a bookstore Your vagy nerve goes oogie boogie Chilis Technology! LINKS: Send

May 22, 2024 • 59:33

TCB Infomercial w. Rachel Feinstein

TCB Infomercial w. Rachel Feinstein

The Badge Banger herself joins Bryan & Krissy to talk about crowd work drama, stalkers, & firewives. Washing legs & brushing teeth Just…wash your legs Bryan…please Plants or crowd work? David Blaine creeps Bryan out Bryan is obsessed with boobs! Rachel’s stance on leg washing She’s barely holding on Quaking with fury while wearing a marvelous floral scarf Challenge coins The double bird Shitting in the mercedes Cocky preschool teachers A little bit of stalking The Red Dragon A lot

May 21, 2024 • 1:08:07

Sweet, Sweet "Justice"

Sweet, Sweet "Justice"

We're out here in these streets, and everybody is wilding! There's chaos in the air, and Bryan is breathing in deep! Maycember Bus drivers of yore Everyone's an asshole on these streets Bryan prays for “justice” Marv Dong Mcgillicuddy Bobbleboners! Watching hentai at the baseball game Pitch clock People getting punched in New York The New York-Dublin portal Horrifying Whole Foods story The violence against women is never ending LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or con

May 17, 2024 • 1:00:56

He's A Honda Guy...

He's A Honda Guy...

What does "I f*** like a Ford Ranger" mean to you? The world may never know. Selling the show Cromedy This is a show about FRIENDSHIP Radio sales partying If you were a car, what would you fuck like? A threesome Bryan should have taken part in He was SCARED! Krissy’s a Jaguar! Jaguars Seeking sister wives Man children Careful of the STIs… MILF Manor Madonna concert drama Ticketmaster Yuckles! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3

May 16, 2024 • 1:05:18

Heart To Hell!

Heart To Hell!

Let's break the internet! Bryan's gonna wash his legs & then TCB is going to host Netflix is a Joke from behind a curtain! Bryan! Krissy! Wash your legs! Don't fear the butt hole Pumice stone We don't want the crowd to turn on us Netflix is a joke Get TCB to host Netflix is a Joke 2025 Don't give Bryan a master mute button The Roast of Tom Brady Strip mall jack shacks Bryan launches accusations Show research Bryan KNOWS sports!!!!! Heart in Charlotte They’re going straight to hell

May 15, 2024 • 58:12

TCB Infomercial w. Mo Gilligan

TCB Infomercial w. Mo Gilligan

Mo Gilligan joins Bryan & Krissy for good vibes and worldwide comedy. Mo Gilligan Prop betting & betting bans We don’t need any more addictions Bryan tries to say he’s not a perv… Cold plunges Tiktok & Instagram Connecting to your audience Breaking through to television Being on TV 4 times in one day Getting a Netflix special Life changing moments Taking your comedy worldwide Bryan campaigns for David Schwimmer LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting

May 14, 2024 • 1:01:37

Certified Ruffians!

Certified Ruffians!

Bryan & Krissy are Certified Ruffians, and you can become one too! Just pay $69.99 for our Certified Ruffians Course. Instagram entrepreneurs Hobby hopping! Bryan the rock climber Cocaine plans Let’s go roller skating Porno or Pacino! Old pornos or bust Mouth noises Stand Up Guys Throbinhood… Lemon Stealing Whores! Bryan, the pause pervert The streaming orgy OJ Simpson  Certified Ruffians Become a ruffian! Take our course! Let us know if you would come to a live show  LINKS: S

May 10, 2024 • 54:22

TCBoomer

TCBoomer

Bryan & Krissy might not actually be boomers, but they sure do act like it! Get your boomer news here, and also from The Daily Mail. We may have put too many ads in our show last year… It’s amazing we have nay listeners The summer of love & the winter of our discontent Your favorite grocery store Bryan & Krissy go full boomer Sketchy veneers BBLs gone wrong Dental drama (producer Christina needs another root canal…help me!) Bryan’s reading the Daily Mail…that’s so boomer of him A horri

May 9, 2024 • 58:02

96.7 The Girth

96.7 The Girth

We may be in the wrong industry, but do you think we could make some cash dunking Bryan in a dunk tank online? Some light insta stalking Bryan’s radio start 96.7 The Legend The Facebook algorithm People you may know… Unboxing the BAG Bryan should do a dunk tank on an ig live Bryan the stage dad Prostate meds unboxing coming up! Bryan, your jealousy is showing… The Girth Master? A real life coke can Let your kids make their own decisions Girth Master 2: Return of The Girth Master

May 8, 2024 • 1:01:20

TCB Infomercial w. Henry Hall & Daniel Thrasher

TCB Infomercial w. Henry Hall & Daniel Thrasher

We’re going to politely mug Daniel & Henry so we can have all their Beanie Babies and make a TCB fortune! Henry Hall & Daniel Thrasher Would anyone come to our show? Beanie Babies Billionaires and collectibles The wealth bunkers “Securitized”  Friday Night Dinner → Dinner With The Parents On set pranks Auditioning & getting the parts Maths! Filming in London Getting politely mugged Carol Kane White House Plumbers Henry double cheeked up More Beanie Babies Merch drop soon? HENR

May 7, 2024 • 1:07:49

The Beanie Break

The Beanie Break

It’s a video breakdown Friday, so prepare to get yelled at by Bryan, the guy in the video, and the voices in your head! Mouth kissing (young people are not okay with this -Christina) If you would come to a show in central florida, let us know! Collectibles worth nothing Beanie Babies Mountain monsters meets Beanie Babies The net! The $400 Maple Bear Cash in that 401k So much yelling! How many people are still stuck with their beanie babies Snort, Spike, Spinner, Spunky, & Stinky Bry

May 3, 2024 • 58:58

The Kids Are Not Alright

The Kids Are Not Alright

Astrid leaves Bryan for literally one day…and all hell breaks loose. Is a middle aged man equipped to handle five to eighteen children for sixteen hours? Absolutely not! Krissy Keanu Reeves & Bryan Tom Cruise That 70s Show Kristi Noem the dog (and goat) murderer Bryan’s bird story Bugs (again) Dad of the Year realizes Astrid is superior Bryan’s children have learned that he is inept (in the kitchen) Bryan tries to parent in the morning Instagram Dads Ponytail panic The kids are not al

May 2, 2024 • 1:07:38

A Sgrundle Taste Test

A Sgrundle Taste Test

Sgrundle: noun - a combination of the ball sack and perineum (colloquially known as the “grundle”). You’re welcome. Ciggies and cigars Airport security Getting jailed in Turks and Caicos RiverBeat music festival! A sac tap A blind sgrundle sniffing Barbecue contests Sleep-cations Keeping your kids awake Tiktok Social scores Apple gaggles Quantum cock The Quantum Witch returns! Christopher Nolan LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433

May 1, 2024 • 1:02:30

TCB Infomercial w. Leslie Liao

TCB Infomercial w. Leslie Liao

Leslie Liao joins Bryan & Krissy to chat about her path to stand-up, working at Netflix, her sexual awakening, and bugs. Scrotch Tape Robin Leach: Champagne Wishes & Caviar Dreams Leslie Liao Verified Stand-Up (Leslie Liao, Rosebud Baker, Dulce Sloan, Gianmarco Soresi) Everyday coffee Eclipse drama Later in life stand-up Working at Netflix Going from the office to the stage The Tonight Show Being in your 30s Dealing with people who don’t like you D’angelo The Leslie Show Bugs! Br

Apr 30, 2024 • 1:06:30

Talk Sh*t, Get Hit

Talk Sh*t, Get Hit

You know when people say they’ve got their finger on the pulse? Well TCB is the opposite of that. But, what we do have our finger on is Theresa Caputo’s hair! We love Kyle Kinane Giggly Squad on tour Clue the movie Howard Finster Friday night dinner → Dinner With The Parents Bryan is officially done with 90 Day Fiance Royal Crackers Theresa Caputo on The Kelly Clarkson Show Bounty hunter hair A slap, a kick, and a death for Theresa! Theresa has to continue because we need content Kri

Apr 26, 2024 • 54:30

The Quantum Witch

The Quantum Witch

Spooky season came early, because the Quantum Witch is here to explain quantum computing in a completely cool and chill way. A chiropractor meth orgy Don’t drink and drive! Coachella Paris Hilton playing cornhole (get ur bag, sis) Bryan & Krissy use Google! Prince being incredible Bob Seger’s electric underpants Respect RESPECT Bryan & Krissy don’t know that Dancing On My Own is a pillar of the gay community 33 Penis not featured

Apr 25, 2024 • 1:05:33

Bandit For President

Bandit For President

Bryan & Krissy run the gamut from poignant children’s media to social media nipples to humble brags on facebook.  Bluey We’ve got the warm and fuzzies Bandit For President! Dirt Nap got great reviews Matt Rife makes dv jokes and that's why people don't like him The instagram nipple rules The talk Having daughters Seeing women as human beings Social media predators People are going crazy in the suburbs Bryan is in a very judgmental mood Facebook: only good for marketplace Yahoos on

Apr 24, 2024 • 58:31

TCB Infomercial w. Kyle Kinane

TCB Infomercial w. Kyle Kinane

Kyle Kinane joins Bryan & Krissy to chat about following your dreams when nothing else is working out, Paul Giamatti, and the joys of being self-effacing. Polycules/Polecules We can’t get through whole article anymore 800 Pound Gorilla & Dirt Nap We are judgmentally pro-polycule The 7 year college experience Mike Tyson vs Paul Giamatti Hair metal Downers in the burbs Car stick figures Bitcoin Illegal activities The shackles of marriage Be the dick in the story Kyle’s start in comed

Apr 23, 2024 • 1:16:38

The Wrinkle Tinkle

The Wrinkle Tinkle

You want to see Bryan's old body? Subscribe to our Friendly Fans Only (no creeps)! It's the only way we make any money. Soaking Soak it, don’t poke it! The prostate Bryan wants to get catfished He’s a super-soaker Friendly Fans Only A 27 year old has his first kiss Everything “butt” Never kissing a man We don’t think he is prepared for this They’re not in the same league He was too stunned The listerine strips are a bit much Poor bastard LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, ques

Apr 19, 2024 • 59:40

Total Eclipse of the Dussy

Total Eclipse of the Dussy

What's a dussy, you ask? Bryan will let you in on Dune's big secret, and you, too, will wish you had never heard it! The eclipse NextDoor on the eclipse We got some sweetie pie emails Dune, Timothee, & Zendaya The Dune popcorn buckets Men being disgusting Illegal advice from Bryan Someone needs to stop Bryan from making slurp noises A gross theater experience Swingin’ Richards Saluting! Bryan initiates a very unofficial typing test Do Bryan & Krissy know about actual typing tests wh

Apr 18, 2024 • 1:05:26

Presence, Essence, & Drama

Presence, Essence, & Drama

Bryan & Krissy find themselves another Adam The Liar Lyons video, and learn that they have to create drama to get women. Gypsy Rose Blanchard Intermittent fasting Hurricane Katrina Bryan shouldn’t get into politics Bryan’s mom tries to get in touch Adam the Liar and his wife talk to other PUAs The liar stays lying! Adam’s got himself a boner The essence! Relationship Oscar talk by Adam Creating drama to get women Let Kelvin’s tongue do the work Channel the drama Triple G represent

Apr 17, 2024 • 1:04:41

TCB Infomercial w. Preacher Lawson

TCB Infomercial w. Preacher Lawson

Preacher Lawson joins the crew at TCB to discuss big bladder energy, jokes gone array, and being known as The Booty Dude. Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul Morning breath These men can’t have water before bed Big Bladder Energy Preacher getting fired Getting written up for being funny Loving Vegas Trying out a thin mustache Proving yourself right Auditioning for AGT The Booty Dude PREACHER LAWSON: Preacher's tour My Name Is Preacher (new special) LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, q

Apr 16, 2024 • 58:14

The TCB A.I. Hotline!

The TCB A.I. Hotline!

What do hot dog water, high colonics, and AI sex hotlines have in common? We don't know either, but that's what Bryan & Krissy are discussing. Jeff’s Jokes™ Atlanta smells like weed The war on preschool? A pragmatic pragmatist Why isn’t NextDoor on Jimmy Kimmel yet 711 hot dog seltzer Bryan judging the hot dog seltzer from his high horse High colonics & isolation tanks Circadian rhythms Bryan learns about emotional labor Krissy’s a good sexter The TCB Sext Hotline An AI Sexbot The

Apr 12, 2024 • 55:44

Sister Host Wanted

Sister Host Wanted

There's nothing quite like reading through suburban NextDoor, and the best people to guide you through that journey are, of course, Bryan & Krissy. The old diatribe Our best reviews Venezuelan propaganda Snapchat sidebar NextDoor is where it’s at baby Downtown NextDoor vs suburban NextDoor Co-sleeping Barbara Corcoran’s bedroom situation Shark Tank Joanna Hausmann is coming back to the show! Masters talk Golf drama! Snowman rules? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or

Apr 11, 2024 • 1:02:15

Garrick's Plan

Garrick's Plan

Bryan & Krissy return to another old faithful today: TLC & the many dramas of sister wives and God’s Plan. We’re scared! Conjoined twins One of them got married Bryan & Krissy need a lesson on conjoined twin anatomy Seeking Sister Wives A really old Ask TCB Leah’s probably had 18 tinder boyfriends by now Like Troy, Bryan is Breakin’ Free Bryan wants you to know he is sensitive Fuck-a-doodle-doo Garrick? It’s not God’s Plan, It’s Garrick Plans God ain’t worried about Garrick A murde

Apr 10, 2024 • 1:05:19

TCB Infomercial w. Neal Brennan

TCB Infomercial w. Neal Brennan

Neal Brennan has a new special on Netflix, and the first place he came to discuss it is The Commercial Break...right? A screener account P Diddy The bridge collapse (eclipse season) NFTs Doing ayahuasca by a six flags Irish Catholic Crazy athletes & sports that should be illegal Breaking norms Mike Tyson coming out of retirement Writing for nickelodeon Peanut butter and fluff Exposure therapy NEAL: Watch Neal’s special Crazy Good on Netflix! Neal’s website LINKS: Send us sho

Apr 9, 2024 • 54:44

Check Yer Thermals

Check Yer Thermals

An important lesson when you're on the hunt for a Sheepsquatch: always check your thermals. Bryan & Krissy are back on the ground with Mountain Monsters. Being middle of the pack Bryan feels close to Conan A half-cryo machine The Tour de Fra Mr. D Everybody in the closet! The Poptart Story Mountain Monsters He’s got them huge horns Sneaky little sheepsquatch... HYAH! Shake that camera Don't swallow yer damn tobacco Plum outta dodge Bryan wants hard evidence LINKS: Send us show

Apr 5, 2024 • 1:01:32

The Legend of Willy

The Legend of Willy

We went in expecting Mountain Monsters, but came out with The Legend of Willy. It's a big day for TCB. Cold plunges & cold showers Roman baths A confusing pair of breasts Fan request! Mountain Monsters, The Moth Man! Huck, Buck, Suck, & Fuck Buck went DOWN What’s the first thing you want to see after you pass out and why is it Huckleberry and Jeff? Podcast misinformation WILLY RETURNS! Jaah! Jaah! The biggest bug zapper ever built The Mountain Monsters Murder Mystery What is this l

Apr 4, 2024 • 1:01:49

Willy Brain Bryan

Willy Brain Bryan

Bryan's tiny mouse brain can only do so much! Today, though, he uses it for his billion dollar idea: TCBets! Stoner movies Does Kristin Wiig hate us? The Bachelor making us cry Tv hugs The Dodgers, their pitcher & his interpreter Casinos aren’t in the business of losing The Shohei Break Shohei Ohtani Betting Krissy’s the ultimate Playa Bryan’s billion dollar idea Getting hoodwinked Willy Brain Bryan Who is in charge of commercial statistics? Pre-washing LINKS: Send us show idea

Apr 3, 2024 • 1:05:01

TCB Infomercial w. Paul Scheer

TCB Infomercial w. Paul Scheer

Bryan & Krissy discuss life, love and the pursuit of bad movies with comedian, actor and now AUTHOR, with overall nice guy Paul Scheer! Keeping Up With Kanye Best Week Ever Paul Scheer! Commercials are the OG tiktok Not making the bed Chip Whistler Disney adults Mr. Podcast America How did How Did This Get Made get made? Making darkness lighter Signing 3000 postcards Paul’s acting career The Art of the Deal Naked Attraction & Sex Box The Cheesecake Factory of Podcasts Paul Sche

Apr 2, 2024 • 1:11:26

Say No-No To Day-Blow

Say No-No To Day-Blow

Bryan’s dad senses are tingling, and he’s got some life lessons to deal out. It’s festival season in Atlanta He is Moon Taxi Old people were raging Bryan’s father instincts kick in You can always tell who’s dealing Day blow/night blow Costco & the extra fridge Bryan won’t buy meat at Costco Eating at Costco Hot dogs every damn day We’re on a food theme Mcdonalds is in the real estate game Krispy Kreme in Mcdonalds Simple syrup milkshakes LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, ques

Mar 29, 2024 • 1:01:00

Daddy Flaviato, Is That You?

Daddy Flaviato, Is That You?

Kids: thankless little mongrels, until they find their long lost Daddy Flaviato. Hot dogs & burgers A food rabbit hole Bryan desecrated ramen Oprah, weight watchers, and ozempic Sriracha drama Fake spring 2.0 Don’t buy your kids toys! Lamborghini heiresses? Get your bag, sis Daddy Flaviato You can pay us to stop! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at w

Mar 28, 2024 • 56:31

Dad, Please Don't Free Willy!

Dad, Please Don't Free Willy!

This episode is formally dedicated to Willy Green, beloved pet rat. RIP. Pornhub’s age verification He was a phish out of water Bryan’s pet rat, Willy Don't free Willy! Bryan’s kids know how to use his phone better than he does Bryan likes plot in his porn Yacht carpet replacement Topless beaches Bryan saw a porn getting filmed Mutual masturbation: it’s bro bonding! Dragon pearls… Lubin’ Toobin Facetime is different! We don't judge anybody, we judge everybody! LINKS: Send us sho

Mar 27, 2024 • 59:10

TCB Infomercial w. Margaret Cho

TCB Infomercial w. Margaret Cho

The legend that is Margaret Cho joins Bryan & Krissy for a TCB Infomercial. Top 50 stand up comics of all time Women should have rights The you be you community The worst thing Margaret has ever tasted Soursop & stink fruit Still bombing Watching comedy with her dad The musicality of comedy Margaret’s upbringing Kink as a way to not spread HIV Being a bad dominatrix The kinkiest kink! A penis basketball Her current tour Lucia! MARGARET CHO: https://margaretcho.com/ Tour Watch

Mar 26, 2024 • 1:05:17

TCB Introducing:  Superfly with Dana Carvey and David Spade

TCB Introducing: Superfly with Dana Carvey and David Spade

On This special bonus TCB episode drop, Bryan introduces Superfly: From the hosts and creators of Fly on the Wall we give you Superfly. Dana and David team up once again, this time with or WITHOUT guests, to riff on current events, pop culture, trending clips, and audience submissions. Kick back, relax, and enjoy the comedy, absurdity, and impressions from your favorite duo. This time ON VIDEO!  Find Superfly on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@flyonthewallpod, on the free Audacy app, and eve

Mar 23, 2024 • 4:31

The Hambone & Hoadley 500

The Hambone & Hoadley 500

It's our 500th episode!!!! Hambone & Hoadley in the Morning are back! 500 Episodes! Let's round it out with Frankie... Quite Frankie 5 Signs that she's cheating on you! You're just scared of pussy! Crank it Where are the facts! We want Frankie to host Cheaters It's only ass cheating Living in Frankie's head would be...very bad Bust their ass out! If she has a phone, she's cheating! He do got more LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433

Mar 22, 2024 • 1:09:56

A Morning Toot N Snoot

A Morning Toot N Snoot

It was a tootin' n snootin' kind of morning for Bryan the other day...should he lean into it? We are convivial! Krissy’s changing her pillows regularly Bryan’s stressed about the dust mites Bryan’s nap requirements are going in the treaty Bryan’s talking about Bobbi Althoff, but got the facts wrong Acne made Bryan funny Bryan’s zit Cocaine nose Toot n snoot Hangxiety is science Clooney’s tequila Shots LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.

Mar 21, 2024 • 1:02:09

Trust Paris & Patty!

Trust Paris & Patty!

Ah, the early Bryan & Krissy years! We revisit some past St. Patty's day parties and discuss the history of Olympians getting it in. Thank you to our listeners

Mar 20, 2024 • 1:01:49

TCB Infomercial w. Luenell

TCB Infomercial w. Luenell

Luenell (comedian, model, former embezzler) brings her undeniable energy to the TCB studio. Bryan & Krissy have the tables turned, and Luenell tells them her wild and wacky stories. Gettin’ stung Spider bite necrosis? Luenell's party exit strategy Prince & Michael Don't be late for Luenell... Lying on planes Luenell the Bank Robber (embezzler) Her life is a movie… She’s a woman of the people! Luenell on Wendy Housewives & lingerie Being half naked with a mask on You’re a hack! Lue

Mar 19, 2024 • 1:08:04

All Aboard The Failure Bus!

All Aboard The Failure Bus!

Bryan & Krissy discuss listener feedback, the road to 500, TCB therapy, exploding kombucha, bacon pickle McMuffins, the 16 hour hotel "day" and The Notebook Treaties are reviewed!  TCB DISCORD : Join the after show chat! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.

Mar 15, 2024 • 57:27

Ring Me On My Ring!

Ring Me On My Ring!

Bryan & Krissy discuss The Great Kate Photo Debate, DND, Slack work channels , slacking-off and shucking responsibilities and the woman leaving voicemails on Bryan's Ring doorbell! *** TCB wants YOU! we want want you to join us on the show to Ask TCB, to tell us your stories or generally banter with the team. Text us and let us know you'd like to join! TCB DISCORD : Join the after show chat! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave

Mar 14, 2024 • 1:02:45

Popping Off!

Popping Off!

Bryan & Krissy pop off about Popoff! Thank you to Hannah Berner  Bryan’s meditation app scam The ol’ Toyota Previa Phantom of the Opera to murderer pipeline Kings of Leon Peter Popoff & his miracle holy water The Popoff sex position Liberal use of the word touching Mrs. Popoff giving the SOS signal You got that pizzle water? A divine chiropractic treatment TUNE IT UP The down home healing water party This is some of the shadiest scamming we’ve seen We’re calling! To Be Continued…

Mar 13, 2024 • 1:04:43

TCB Infomercial w. Tom Papa

TCB Infomercial w. Tom Papa

We’ve got another TCB Infomercial today with Tom Papa, a student of the craft & break-baker extraordinaire…and extremely successful comedian, writer, podcaster, etc. Netflix is a Joke Bryan’s kids are actually listening Gotta get those affairs in order! Pandemic pursuits? Tom’s trattoria hater Breaking bread The highly sophisticated digital scam our children are running The podcast life Late night vs. social media Tom on socials Tom Papa’s inspirations He’s a student of the craft! F

Mar 12, 2024 • 1:08:59

She'd Be Open to It (Once A Year)!

She'd Be Open to It (Once A Year)!

Bryan & Krissy go down the rabbit hole of relationship deal-breakers! Sharp tongue bryan Missing your flight for starbucks It’s the train ride for me Relationship dealbreakers Miscommunications Extreme cheapskate marriages? Jeff’s gonna have the time of his life! The Beast of Howell Mill! The Naked Boat Seeking Sister Wives Krissy’s like a moth to a flame! The Ultimate Ick: podcasting LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or

Mar 8, 2024 • 57:44

Not-So-Happy Dino

Not-So-Happy Dino

Bryan & Krissy discuss that new sweatpant feel and some "fun" experiences for kids. Optimist’s Spring Bryan & Krissy’s beastly baggage Bryan’s walmart sweatpants He’s travelin’ light Glasgow’s Willy Wonka exhibit Highway robbery of the average consumer 4 year lockdown/TCB anniversary From covid, to war, to political turmoil! Barefoot soccer on legos Sports that aren’t sports Gambling on Disney? Fact or crap We should have a TCB game Two male whales having sex Pizzles LINKS: Sen

Mar 7, 2024 • 1:01:38

Code Word: Yuckles

Code Word: Yuckles

Who needs security and code words when you can be double cheeked up on a Tuesday like Bezos? Bryan & Krissy cover hot dog yelling, the best burgers, co-sleeping, and other nonsense. Juan won’t leave us alone! What's your hot dog vendor shout? The Braves Nut Thrower Bryan’s Fav Burgers Dire’s (Memphis fried burgers), Fred’s Meat and Bread (Atlanta Krog Street Market), & Culver’s (butter burger) Sleeping in a different house from your spouse A live sound machine Cuddling all night is uncom

Mar 6, 2024 • 1:02:06

TCB Infomercial w. Hannah Berner

TCB Infomercial w. Hannah Berner

Hannah Berner (icon, legend, giggler) joins Bryan & Krissy to gab about what it’s like being the queen of tiktok & comedy. Krissy’s back from Jamaica Hannah Berner is joining us! Hannah wants you to jerk off and cry at the same time Des was voted off the island Having an old husband Younger men are like puppies She knows she dont know Hannah’s the queen of Tiktok Netflix Is A Joke show Netflix special! Her previous life as a tennis player Being mean is LAME! The algorithm & the inte

Mar 5, 2024 • 1:10:38

The Cult of Kale

The Cult of Kale

Bryan & Krissy want to save you from the Kale Cult, but they want to induct you into the cult of Love Is Blind… Insane in the brain! “Milky” Wendy’s surge pricing It’s dynamic! Fuck around and find out Hannah Berner interview coming tuesday Blair Socci is on Theo Vonn! A band called Llorona’s turn in the spotlight Bryan’s victory V The Kale Conspiracy Love is Blind Jimmy & Jessica Big Ball Jimmy LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3

Mar 1, 2024 • 1:03:52

Joke Joke Zan Zan Sad Sad

Joke Joke Zan Zan Sad Sad

It’s Leap Day! Bryan & Krissy get back in the studio to discuss Jamaican adventures & hot tips from Sad Zan. Krissy went to Jamaica Bryan’s Jamaica weed cruise ship story Krissy & Jeff have got connections on the island Zan is back! The spiritual art of seduction He's having an A Ha! moment Women have arms Nothing like a good airport book store An on stage mid life crisis He might be tanking here Take the info right into your balls The laughing is…interesting Fun fun talk ta

Feb 29, 2024 • 1:06:23

Let's Be Nosy!

Let's Be Nosy!

Things get silly as Christina joins Bryan for a discussion about the Hinge lawsuit and a few Ask TCBs. The Hinge (Match Group) lawsuit False advertising & the gamification of dating apps Meeting people irl Being too slow for the run club Toe shoes Christina is a chatty runner Christina is a liar she has dated people she met in person lol Be more nosy! Asshole bleaching ads Krissy’s drinking on a beach in Jamaica An Ask TCB (& Christina) We are concerned! Communication is key! Get yo

Feb 28, 2024 • 1:15:47

TCB Infomercial w. Reggie Watts

TCB Infomercial w. Reggie Watts

Reggie Watts joins Bryan & Krissy today…let the weirdos unite! Show me your ankles A BBC prank! We fooled another one… A muppet newsflash! Reggie’s unique sense of humor Growing up in the 80s Max Headroom Hackers Pop culture & experimentation The James Corden Show First chair/second chair Robitussin Ketamine, K-holes, and Kratom Reggie’s essentially a chemist Making love on quaaludes Shoe horns! We’re gonna do newbrews together LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or c

Feb 27, 2024 • 55:39

So You Married A Gringo...

So You Married A Gringo...

Astrid joins Bryan in the TCB Studio for a chat about their multicultural marriage and household…and how she makes the best hallacas in the game! Marriage Miles Astrid’s MacGyver Dad A multicultural marriage So You Married A Gringo… The hardest things to get used to Hispanic stereotypes Venezuelans don't have a physical stereotype other than that they are beautiful Astrid hates Star Wars! Venezuelan conversational talents Spanish-english and english-spanish difficulties When Astrid ta

Feb 23, 2024 • 58:34

TCB Infomercial w. Brad Williams

TCB Infomercial w. Brad Williams

Brad Williams joins Bryan & Krissy for TCB Infomercial! Brad Williams joins TCB Cocaine Bear The Chris Jericho Rock and Wrestling Rager At Sea Wrestling culture & drama Growing up as a little person Comeback central Preparing for the world that is rather than the world that should be How Brad got his start Brad’s upcoming tour Watch Brad’s special here Brad’s instagram https://www.bradwilliamscomedy.com/ LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us

Feb 22, 2024 • 1:07:40

TCB Caputophobia!

TCB Caputophobia!

Tina joins Bryan to discuss phobias and review Teresa Saputo's newest TV venture. People have phobia...which ones are rational? Teresa Caputo's new TV show is EXACTLY like her old TV show. Who is still believing this human??? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To l

Feb 21, 2024 • 1:00:15

The Enya-Trap Comedy Club

The Enya-Trap Comedy Club

Bryan takes us through some of his recent life dramas, and gives his opinion on Pete Davidson's new material. People having public sex? Edging The EVOO coffee Wifi drama at Starbucks Bryan’s new ploy to save money Bryan’s not an outside dumper We have a new phone number 212.433.3TCB Bryan is giving crotchety Bryan went to see Petey D! Things were very strict at the show A weird and disgusting room Bryan has a soft spot for Pete! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or co

Feb 20, 2024 • 1:11:18

The Scuzzy-Guy Special

The Scuzzy-Guy Special

Bryan got a massage, and while he might have asked for hot stones, what he got instead was the Scuzzy-Guy Special. The Superbowl is over! Bryan got a massage Another weird experience for Bryan Don't be weird about the glutes! The warmer the room, the lower the balls She needed protection Bryan’s masseuse had to be very brave Phone.com sold our phone number! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB

Feb 16, 2024 • 1:05:32

It's Your Whatever Chakra

It's Your Whatever Chakra

Bryan & Krissy discover that the key to being a man is to never be sorry & to use your beautiful thrusting energy! Man moon circle Retirement drugs! Word of the Day… Tiktok music drama TCB MUSIC! Reggae-Tony Not a penny more for Bryan John Anthony is turning a corner? Zan Perrion on what it means to be a man It's your chakra or whatever! The whatever chakra is getting wild Your dick energy is failing SOCIETY Yuckles Clown School & Dating Class! You're top heavy NEVER BE SORRY You

Feb 15, 2024 • 1:07:07

All Charged Up!

All Charged Up!

Bryan’s all charged up with nowhere to go… He and Krissy are discussing their never-ending quest for content, WWE, and Bryan’s villain origin story. Joe Rogan If Bryan was high he could do a LOT of content Word of the Day! Circumstellar: surrounds or revolves around a star South Park Why aren’t we going back to the moon? We’re back to the grammys Bryan’s going to see Petey D! WWE Vince McMann The Rock, wrestling drama, and death threats? No recess for the kids? Catholic school Brya

Feb 14, 2024 • 1:06:12

TCB Infomercial w. Joanna Hausmann

TCB Infomercial w. Joanna Hausmann

Bryan & Krissy talk with Joanna Hausmann (comedian, head writer, podcaster, etc. etc. etc!) about all things Venezuela, being a weird girl, and working for Disney.  Parent-teacher conferences They know about TCB… Joanna Hausmann is joining us today We are big Joanna fans! TCB Infomercial Joanna’s telling the weird girl truth Returning (or not) to Venezuela Venezuela whatsapp groups Venezuela is in their China era The Venezuelan birthday song Joanna’s internet humor start Attack your

Feb 13, 2024 • 1:04:33

Shady Okra!

Shady Okra!

In a post-Grammys haze, you might just find yourself angling for a ticket to 33P, live at the exclusive venue Shady Okra Retirement Community! Content, content, content, baby Bryan hate-watches instagram influencers Krissy got a new pen Blarney! The Commercial Blarney: It’s Bonhomie! Bryan’s pretend performances paid off Woodystock vs Woodstock SUNNYSIDE UP! 33P Band Reunion? Dead people Bryan is anti-nipple…kind of Something’s off about the Grammys Bryan volunteers to host the Gram

Feb 9, 2024 • 1:05:11

Hoadley's House of EVOO

Hoadley's House of EVOO

From Hoadley’s sexy olive oil based marriage, to Bryan’s Russian Doll jizz drop, these two really have it all.  NextDoor must be stopped! Zuckerberg apologizing? Word of the day! What’s going on with people and planes? It’s always the Florida flights… Keep Bryan Green next to other guys on the plane The coke nail healers of yore Send us stories! John Munroe is a monster Disney isn’t as fun anymore Disney Cruising Half Song Hoadley & Jizzy Jeff’s House of Horrors Bryan’s upcoming jiz

Feb 8, 2024 • 1:05:33

Give 'Em The Bryan Look

Give 'Em The Bryan Look

What’s the most traumatic thing that can happen to you on vacation? Getting two twin beds, of course. Welcome back to the tinfoil hat people The Blue & Juan Show! Taylor Swift political conspiracy theories? Bryan’s grasp on the English language is fair to middling… Guys, it’s quotidian, not quintinian! If you can’t remember the Word of the Day, was it a success? The i am rectangular guy was held up by armed rebels in Africa Bryan & Astrid’s ill fated trip to Paris Shoutout to Stacy from

Feb 7, 2024 • 1:05:25

It Ain't Easy Being Teen

It Ain't Easy Being Teen

We're might be quotidian, but we're also awfully bonhomie! Bonhomie Bryan We have a new word of the day! The Quotidian Break That's ~*~*~amazing*~*~* Bryan is blown away by the idea of an oil mask for your hair Teaching kids to pack Zuckerberg & social media It ain't easy being teen The horrors of NextDoor A Dear Abby moment Bryan has a confusing family tree! MAFS Spoilers! Bryan should watch RHOSLC LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.

Feb 6, 2024 • 1:12:35

BBS: Bare Bottom Spanking

BBS: Bare Bottom Spanking

Welcome back to TCB Minus, where you can see one of the most concerning Christian family sitcoms ever on tv! Pauly Shore and Richard Simmons are fighting? Bryan’s Pauly Shore cig story TCB playing at the flooring conference Hambone & Hoadley! Family First How many people got saved? Fire By Nut Bare bottom spanking! The Lord vs college! Rascal Flatts If you can't major in bare bottom spanking, we don't want it! Of course they bring the gays into it Things are taking a turn… The town

Feb 2, 2024 • 1:07:52

Leave My Recycling Alone!

Leave My Recycling Alone!

Bryan & Krissy have got the giggles today, as Bryan tells Krissy about his recycling center drama, spoilers, and an Ask TCB. The heart wants what the heart wants… Gigglin’ Word of the day! Bryan’s recycling place Bryan & Krissy tried to be builders Fights at the recycling center Bryan’s on a stakeout True Detective spoilers Happy Valley Bryan’s a big picture guy! We’re going Mayan Calendar! Ask TCB Can she fuck her (former) stepbrother? Sign a petition! What music are you putting o

Feb 1, 2024 • 1:13:24

The TCB Everglades Peni Retreat

The TCB Everglades Peni Retreat

Spiritual gurus are everywhere these days…so you should come to our special retreat. It's only $299! Smartless is moving to sirius for $100 million Kids at adventure play places Bryan taunting children! Spiritual gurus! Psilocybin therapy Gurus gettin’ sued God complex & regular man complex The Everglades Peni Retreat, where Bryan will heal you Quantum leaping into different realities Realities where thongs abound That's manifesting, baby Seeklocybin It’s actually very NOT LINKS:

Jan 31, 2024 • 1:07:57

Baby Got Crack

Baby Got Crack

Krissy is back in action after a bout of laryngitis, and Bryan has to catch her up on the chaos of the Green household. Bryan really messed up on Friday’s episode… He was wrong about the Chiefs (of course he was) Bryan, we know you are secretly obsessed with Taylor Swift Bryan and Krissy, the Ying Yang Twins As your producer…I cannot abide procrastination! A bloody bath time at the Greens’ Bryan does not know anatomy, but he does know he’s scared! Bryan’s youngest is a genius baby Baby

Jan 30, 2024 • 1:11:32

Go Suck A Zyn, Bruh

Go Suck A Zyn, Bruh

Krissy is sick, so Christina joins Bryan in the TCB studio for an episode full of ass burps, Mormons, and staring deeply into people’s eyes. Bryan’s destroying his instrument! Christina is a Known Asshole Zyn pouches Go suck a Zyn, bruh Tucker Carlson…or Tuckle Cuckle? Smokin’ cigs in high school? “Having the poots” You can’t just be farting on the plane Bryan’s addicted to chapstick Deepfakes Bryan’s giving people relationship advice?! Housewives drama Mormon mommy blogger Jesus P

Jan 26, 2024 • 1:11:27

Farewell Furry Tina!

Farewell Furry Tina!

Tina says farewell to TCB by talking all things Smokey, smoking, and wiping. Tina is leaving TCB Bryan’s always wrong A legislator is attacking the furries! Twisty relationships Let the brain run that train Smokey’s ‘gasms Some more of Smokey’s slutty lyrics “I fit in there” Old people should get drugs on demand! Normalize partying at a certain age Allergic to cocaine? Tina’s doing keto at taco bell How to wipe? Why can’t you guys just use a bidet? I told you so –Christina Bryan

Jan 25, 2024 • 1:04:46

Booty Babies

Booty Babies

Picture this: a baby…in your ass uterus…with lots of hair…and no bones for 3 years. You’re welcome. Stanley Cups and Cabbage Patch Kids MURDER! Can we get Daddy Keith to do our intro? Shoutout to Allison! Bryan & Krissy are wilding out on dayquil today Cryptid/Cryptic pregnancies? Pregnancies that last from 14 months to 7 years Mama’s lost her marbles we think Would you like to feel it? A baby hair ultrasound? NO bones babies! We want to hear from the daughter “Because I’m dumb” L

Jan 24, 2024 • 1:05:18

Never Have We Ever...

Never Have We Ever...

Bryan & Krissy sauce it up in the soon-to-be murphy bed sex room/studio and answer a complicated Ask TCB. Hoadley’s Naked Kitchen Let’s play a game! Never Have I Ever Naked Twister Bryan, stop humping the ground! Bryan’s gonna get kicked off the airlines The TCB studio could be a sex room A murphy bed in the studio? Ask TCB! Entering the dating scene…messsssy! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch

Jan 23, 2024 • 1:02:45

Marry That Ghost, Girl!

Marry That Ghost, Girl!

Who wants to marry a dead guy? This isn’t Ghost, Theresa! Bryan & Krissy bring back the bullshit peddler herself, Theresa Caputo. It's cold! SNL…who’s gonna take over? The Emmy’s Anthony Bourdain Bryan regales us with the winners HE would have chosen Who could win the amazing race?! Jeff Bridges’ near death experience Theresa Caputo Today of all days! This shit is the same every episode… Does Bryan actually say darling? Oh Theresa…you’re being bad now! A whack in the head helps her out every no

Jan 19, 2024 • 1:00:35

Marry That Ghost, Girl!

Marry That Ghost, Girl!

Who wants to marry a dead guy? This isn’t Ghost, Theresa! Bryan & Krissy bring back the bullshit peddler herself, Theresa Caputo. It's cold! SNL…who’s gonna take over? The Emmy’s Anthony Bourdain Bryan regales us with the winners HE would have chosen Who could win the amazing race?! Jeff Bridges’ near death experience Theresa Caputo Today of all days! This shit is the same every episode… Does Bryan actually say darling? Oh Theresa…you’re being bad now! A whack in the head helps her

Jan 19, 2024 • 1:07:19

Take 'Em To The Liar's Den

Take 'Em To The Liar's Den

He’s taking the ladies back to the Lion’s Den…or at least to the car, because sometimes that’s the better option. Bryan & Krissy listen to Adam The Liar’s tips on how to close. We’re rich in QueefCoin Rorschach test Piñata drama Adam The Liar…he’s fighting the War On Men Their special terminology They can’t close! The hazards! Tiddily Tick Tuesdays Spear, Sin, and Lion Just get them drunk an they’ll tell you all their secrets For god’s sake don’t let her sober up! It’s all about the PREP Don’t

Jan 18, 2024 • 1:05:19

Take 'Em To The Liars Den!

Take 'Em To The Liars Den!

He’s taking the ladies back to the Lion’s Den…or at least to the car, because sometimes that’s the better option. Bryan & Krissy listen to Adam The Liar’s tips on how to close. We’re rich in QueefCoin Rorschach test Piñata drama Adam The Liar…he’s fighting the War On Men Their special terminology They can’t close! The hazards! Tiddily Tick Tuesdays Spear, Sin, and Lion Just get them drunk an they’ll tell you all their secrets For god’s sake don’t let her sober up! It’s all about the

Jan 18, 2024 • 1:12:03

Same Night Lay!

Same Night Lay!

Game her, give her a grand, and you’ve got a same night lay on your hands! Adam The Liar gets absolutely wild and Bryan & Krissy rethink their sign off. Naptime blues Our show, it’s violent and inappropriate! Queefs! The Star Wars Edition! He’s got blow-nose on a conference call We’re thinking about merch (slay) Bryan is a fool...BYEEEEE! NOW GIT! The early days of TCB Adam The Liar! The old pick up artist community, you know! PUAs unite! The hazards of closing You! Got! Gamed! SAME NIGHT LAY A

Jan 17, 2024 • 1:00:13

Same Night Lay!

Same Night Lay!

Game her, give her a grand, and you’ve got a same night lay on your hands! Adam The Liar gets absolutely wild and Bryan & Krissy rethink their sign off. Naptime blues Our show, it’s violent and inappropriate! Queefs! The Star Wars Edition! He’s got blow-nose on a conference call We’re thinking about merch (slay) Bryan is a fool...BYEEEEE! NOW GIT! The early days of TCB Adam The Liar! The old pick up artist community, you know! PUAs unite! The hazards of closing You! Got! Gamed! SAM

Jan 17, 2024 • 1:06:42

The Bloom Is ON The Rose! (w. Rosebud Baker)

The Bloom Is ON The Rose! (w. Rosebud Baker)

Bryan & Krissy talk with comedian Rosebud Baker about being a democrat, her life as an SNL writer, and her many traumas.  Krissy’s here! Shellin’ peanuts Big baseball mouths The skin is the best part Rosebud Baker is with us! Verified Stand-Up, Ep. 1 Them kids are ruining Christmas Rosebud turning democrat Becoming a stand-up comedian Bryan trying to slay the vocab game with “subversive” All the bad things happen at once SNL Sketches that never made it Having a dark sense of humor We love Roseb

Jan 16, 2024 • 1:08:38

The Bloom is ON the Rose!

The Bloom is ON the Rose!

Bryan & Krissy talk with comedian Rosebud Baker about being a democrat, her life as an SNL writer, and her many traumas.  Krissy’s here! Shellin’ peanuts Big baseball mouths The skin is the best part Rosebud Baker is with us! Verified Stand-Up, Ep. 1 Them kids are ruining Christmas Rosebud turning democrat Becoming a stand-up comedian Bryan trying to slay the vocab game with “subversive” All the bad things happen at once SNL Sketches that never made it Having a dark sense of humor

Jan 16, 2024 • 1:15:07

Mountain 'Gasms

Mountain 'Gasms

Git to gittin’ and git yerself a gasm! Bryan & Krissy are talking Smokey Robinson (not the bear), Mountain Monsters, and Onlyfans empowerment. Krissy had a stomach bug Barfin Piggyfronting sticker mishap Smokey Robinson’s “Gasms” It's all about the ‘gasm Finally! We said something funny! Mountain Monsters Go on and git!!!!! If you don't git it, Bryan, git out! THERE’S A MONSTER ON CAMERA It’s low budget, but we’ll take it They didn’t even get attacked That dang bell… Two “verginas”

Jan 12, 2024 • 56:24

Handy Me Down

Handy Me Down

Questionable hand me downs, phantom sperm pain, and a trip to Tucky has Bryan & Krissy squealing wih laughter this episode. Bryan loves a British comedy But he doesn’t get the jokes The thousand pound sisters Bryan’s household is worse than he thinks He's having a come to jesus Astrid makes homemade pinatas?!?! Incredible The hypocrisy of it all Bryan’s phantom sperm syndrome Recommended EPMs POISON JIZZ Cum courier Bryan bought a pocket pussy And that's on being non returnable The

Jan 11, 2024 • 1:03:03

More Pulp, More Poop

More Pulp, More Poop

Bryan & Krissy are actively alienating both Bryan and our audience by talking about...you guessed it...poop transplants. Co-Chiefs of Chuchas! The Three Kings Settlers of Catan & the miserable board game guy Bryan’s lawyer’s sex room Hillbilly Horror Stories Vitamins, supplements, and cleanses (it’s January…but we don’t buy it!) We

Jan 10, 2024 • 1:07:41

Frickin' Frankie

Frickin' Frankie

We're starting off Season 5 in the only way we know how...it's Frankie B! It’s Season 5!!!! Covid Christmas Castle Bryan’s having a midlife crisis I only take BitShit We love our listeners and appreciate you for sticking with us for so long Bryan got scabies once? Astrid knows best AS USUAL BROTHA To get women, you gotta *get* women There’s our Frankie! Ever heard of being genuine? Don't try to impress them I love frankie’s use of “frickin” He’s a “fluencer” How's your relationship with

Jan 9, 2024 • 1:06:29

Gym Guys & Gym Sighs

Gym Guys & Gym Sighs

Get your new year’s workout on girliepops, and don’t forget your iStrings and your flamboyant exhales. Last episode of Season 4! Bryan’s entire family got COVID He’s a frequent flier at the doctor’s office Overdramatic parents We blame gustavo! The old goose egg Dan Rather Who watches the nightly news? The streaming wars Apple tv is doing it right The jury, westworld, and SPACE! Get in the good car, kids! Bryan goes to the gym to watch his shows Bryan’s airpods got washed Bryan’s

Jan 5, 2024 • 1:02:30

Hangin' Loose in Vegas

Hangin' Loose in Vegas

We've got another collection of our best segments, as Bryan is still living in a COVID hellscape. So, join us as we revisit Bryan's ball in Vegas, carplay torture, and a "porn again" preacher. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about list

Jan 4, 2024 • 1:14:47

One Hell Of A Day! w. Felicia Day

One Hell Of A Day! w. Felicia Day

Bryan remains quarantined from the gift of C-19 gifted to his whole house by Santa! The interview with Felicia Day is revisited as one of the favorite episode of Season 4! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit:

Jan 3, 2024 • 1:04:34

The Real Corona Xmas Castle! w. Steve-O

The Real Corona Xmas Castle! w. Steve-O

Bryan finds himself in the middle of his own "C-19 Lockdown" as the whole house catches the ick. In lieu of a new episode, the most listened to episode of TCB Season 4 is revisited. Steve-O joins Tina and Bryan to discuss clown school, ass clowns and Mike Tyson on blow! More new episodes coming this week. Season 5 starts January 16th 2024. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live

Jan 2, 2024 • 58:16

Frankie A.I.B.

Frankie A.I.B.

Bryan is joined by Tina in this episode of TCB. They discuss the very scary AI results for Frankie B, what this means for the future of TCB and how Frankie will adjust to life in the new world! Bryan recalls his DMT experiences. Plus Bryan get's a seggs toy and he is scared to use it!    LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley

Dec 29, 2023 • 1:02:10

Mushroom Jesus Won't Drink Silver!

Mushroom Jesus Won't Drink Silver!

Drake & Flacka? Astrid, hostage of TCB The monopolies! We like the thought of an island but not the reality Dehydrated meals Love Has Won cult Mother God and the many Father Gods DON’T DRINK COLLOIDAL SILVER Religious justification for cults Find a middle ground No silver & no kool-aid The lady who eats dirty diapers “Pocketbook” Auntie keisha is stealing our diapers She’s eating over 2.5 diapers a day The way the show keeps roasting her with the slow motion   LINKS: Send us

Dec 28, 2023 • 1:09:09

Break-Up Szn

Break-Up Szn

It’s the most sexless time of the year! Bryan & Krissy relive holiday parties of yore and review a pick up artist showing his fiancee his videos… Holiday parties! Bryan fuckin’ Green, don’t give my husband drugs! Sketchy morning show hosts We aren’t ready to be funny at 5am Extra glasses when you travel A taco bell holiday orgy My fiance watches me pick up women Instead of being funny this is just deeply sad “Moustache” It’s the bad pick up lines for me If women are on the beach tanni

Dec 27, 2023 • 57:42

Build-A-Girlfriend?

Build-A-Girlfriend?

Bryan & Christina go down the rabbit hole with Senate twinks, sex dolls, and the (Bryan's pronuncation) EUNUCH MAKER! Christina’s staying far away from Bryan’s petri dish Bryan self diagnoses… Everything is poison! We’re spending our lives on digital devices We are runners! Christina’s hot takes on billionaires The twink in the senate! A career pivot? Are sex dolls giving weighted blanket? A message from our sex dolls Thanks again, Bryan! Remember to clean me! Take the eyes out The

Dec 26, 2023 • 1:07:36

That's a Big Sack Of Presents!

That's a Big Sack Of Presents!

Christina joins Bryan in the studio to discuss her favorite genre of music: Slutty Christmas. Let’s talk about sex ba-by! Hot tub streamers Toes only! Christina’s feetfinder account Pleasure, pain, and smashing bananas 2023 Pornhub Wrapped We love a mature cougar The Clermont Lounge Siri getting involved Kevin Costner and Jewel Big Power! Loose tongue baby talk Slutty christmas A Nonsense Christmas, by Sabrina Carpenter Drew Barrymore’s Oprah interview Jada Pinkett Smith Please

Dec 22, 2023 • 1:04:07

EPM In Progress

EPM In Progress

If there's two things we love on this podcast it's EPMs and a celtic Christmas vibe! Tina & Bryan get into it while Krissy is away. Best to whoever you are! The Beatles’ grammy Happy Meal pokemon cards Country clubbin' Trump and his NFTs Ozempic Drew Barrymore & her Oprah interview The dick finger machine Bryan’s morning press conference EPM in progress! Tina for Mother of the Year! The Pogues Pay for the bar tab at your funeral Bryan’s favorite christmas song Great man, bad teeth

Dec 21, 2023 • 59:55

Scrotal Sherpa

Scrotal Sherpa

You might be wondering what in the world a Scrotal Sherpa is, and to that I say "IYKYK" Tis the season! Storytime with Bryan Awkward times at the restaurant TJ & Amy’s former spouses are now together Mark Bryan’s words…Matt Lauer is going to try to make a comeback Dating someone in the same circle as someone else you dated Update on Bryan’s balls Scrotum Sherpa The kids keep kicking Bryan in his “booboo” Bryan won’t wear a cup because he doesnt want his kids to make fun of him Your se

Dec 20, 2023 • 57:50

The Earth Is Not Flat (w. Blair Socci)

The Earth Is Not Flat (w. Blair Socci)

Dear Blair Socci, we love you SO much. Please try not to fall into the ice barrier at the edge of the world. Love you! Bye! Best comedy movie of all time? Spinal Tap Bye Bye Bye is by NSYNC Blair Socci is with us! Feetfinder Blair needs to give us tips for selling feet pics Mean comments Our love of tiktok Blair’s first comedy special! Everyone on this podcast needs to get a real job, right? Parental relationships Blair never wants to meet Owen Wilson The earth is NOT flat! It's th

Dec 19, 2023 • 1:03:14

Bryan Swipes His V Card

Bryan Swipes His V Card

The twists and turns of Bryan’s vasectomy story will have you rolling for days… Bryan is a very bad gag gifter Balls everywhere! Stick drama at the green house Krissy needs a driver When in doubt, shove em down Bryan swiped his V(asectomy) card A 90 year old getting a vasectomy The indignity of surgery Hangin’ mistletoe The unveiling of the hoodless honda! Taping your twig to your stomach Bryan fishing for compliments at the doctor Bryan’s ball bruising The twists and turns of this

Dec 15, 2023 • 1:00:29

Crowdfunding Corey

Crowdfunding Corey

If any of you ever contribute to Corey Feldman’s crowdfunding efforts, we truly wonder what’s wrong with you. Then again, you do listen to TCB. Chevy Chase Compuserve Tow truck conference circuit Kristiani Hoadley! We want a conference based reality show Back to Corey Feldman’s musical adventure They’re singing a cover Lace up leather pants It’s giving Tom Sandoval Off the bat this is not good When Bryan says it’s 33P level, you know it’s bad A chorus kick line? Why not! Honestly…you ju

Dec 14, 2023 • 1:00:45

Cars 4 Bryan & Money 4 Corey

Cars 4 Bryan & Money 4 Corey

Bryan Green & Corey Feldman might be more similar than they think…anyway send all donations to 1-877-KARS4BRYAN. Bryan’s in “media sales” Juggernaut jerkanaut jergernaut? It’s not Barbie’s Dream House, It’s Bryan’s Dream House! Coffee keeps us regular here at TCB That panera lemonade is killing people Mushroom coffee Bryan’s tea journey 1-877-KARS4BRYAN He was in his the heart wants what the heart wants era Bryan’s Corey Feldman obsession A musical adventure with Corey Feldman The Fe

Dec 13, 2023 • 57:34

Spite Your Way To Success (w. Felicia Day)

Spite Your Way To Success (w. Felicia Day)

Bryan & Krissy shoot the shit with Felicia Day (Third Eye, The Guild, You’re Never Weird on the Internet) and discover her prolific career is mostly due to spite. Find Felicia Online: HERE Third Eye On Audible: HERE  Support MST 3000 and Watch A Brilliant Show: HERE LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Chris

Dec 12, 2023 • 1:23:55

J*zzin' & Rizzin'

J*zzin' & Rizzin'

When you learn the word “rizz” from it being added to the dictionary, it’s safe to say it’s giving old. Bryan & Krissy continue their dating show comparison with The Cut. Bryan’s first wedding Madeline Brockway’s 59 million dollar wedding Her new husband is facing life in prison Renting out Versailles Cover your ears at the Biltmore Estates! The Cut! She was quick Our girl Heather McMahan won celebrity jeopardy! Underwhelming The height thing… Bryan is too sensitive for this Are you

Dec 8, 2023 • 50:59

Get Chucked!

Get Chucked!

Krissy’s back in the chair, and boy are we happy to have her! We’re easing back in with one of our favorites…Chuck & Love Connection. The queen is back! Krissy wasn't phrogging in Bryan’s crawl space Dog training troubles Steve-O’s clown mutiny The Dating Game Old dating shows vs new dating shows We bet Chuck has been to a few sunken bedrooms… Chuck was fuckin! Blue eyes and a college education, it’s a choice Finally chuck gets it Give this poor girl a chance This guy is just…mean?

Dec 7, 2023 • 45:18

My Tragic Alter Ego

My Tragic Alter Ego

We’re all surprised Steve-O agreed to be on TCB We set expectations low Tina went to a star wars parody burlesque show We’re all weird in atlanta How did Santa get so skinny? Bryan pretending to like sports Subway, Jimmy Johns, & elephant murder A disturbing celebrity story TW: r*pe, SA, inc*st Bryan’s old country radio days Garth Brooks Garth as an emo rocker? VH1 Behind The Music Chris Gaines Best thing about music? Sex He was here for a tragic backstory He put out two albums wit

Dec 6, 2023 • 1:10:26

O, What A Clown Show! (w. Steve-O)

O, What A Clown Show! (w. Steve-O)

Steve-O joins Bryan and Tina (While Krissy is out for the week), and they dig deep into Steve-O's crazy life, insane stunts and the clowns that voted him off the island (AKA Royal Carribean Cruise Line)! Watch Steve-O's Bucket List special, and listen to his Podcast, Wild Ride. Bryan’s McDonald’s days Recording dumb stuff Oral coaching Steve-O’s first word was in Portugese The origins of Steve-O Tremendo Steve-O’s antics as a kid Steve’s Bucket List special Injuries, surgeries, & workma

Dec 5, 2023 • 1:10:53

Is Pee The Key?

Is Pee The Key?

Brace yourself. Bryan & Tina get into one of our stickiest episodes yet... Mark Cuban is leaving shark tank Fireside flop The old clubhouse days Dane Cook Drinking your own urine A half gallon?! Shoutout to the Jersey Shore Podcasts are where the bad ideas come from “Frothy” The gulping noises!!! Streaming only The pee drinkers don’t have friends Tried his pee for a “medical emergency” She’s tried a LOT of urine It’s giving cult SNORT IT Pee is the key LINKS: Send us show ide

Dec 1, 2023 • 57:41

Let's Get More Sexier

Let's Get More Sexier

Bryan & Tina find out how they can get more sexier and get on the attack with their appearance. Director of Otherkin Tina is back! Mousey She did it for the lookbook! All you have to do is pay us lots of money A hallucinogenic journey Microdosing Getting chased by a bull on the hunt for shrooms Frankie B teaching us how to be more sexy than ever before Are bald heads sexy? Thoughts and prayers for your follicles We need Tina to go on a date with Frankie Strategically shaved body hair

Nov 30, 2023 • 1:03:50

Furverts & Fetlife & Otherkins!

Furverts & Fetlife & Otherkins!

Krissy is out of the studio, so Bryan & friend of the pod, Tina, get into all things drugs, fetishes, and feeling like a nonhuman being. Bryan & Tina have been friends for 30 years There’s no coming back after triplets! Tina left her dog with her nail tech! An adult man with guinea pigs…red flag Doing drugs and cutting the grass in a bath towel Restaurant industry drama Old dating drama Ask TCB! Shooting your shot What not to say! Bryan got ghosted Fetlife Otherkin No swimming f

Nov 29, 2023 • 1:14:45

That'll Blow Your T%&$ Off (w. Heather McMahan)

That'll Blow Your T%&$ Off (w. Heather McMahan)

She's beauty and she's grace, she's Heather McMahan! Bryan & Krissy gab with Heather McMahan, and she really blew our t#$% off. What makes a world tour It’s all naked in Krissy's house Bryan needs a new duvet Heather McMahan is joining us! She’s an Atlanta girl Heather’s journey Losing your pants at the fox Lettin’ it rip Smoked oysters will blow your t%$s off Robin, The Golden Bachelorette Heather’s worked at every restaurant in Atlanta and New York She's shaking her t&%s for cash!

Nov 28, 2023 • 1:08:18

Barbecue Bargain Lap Dance

Barbecue Bargain Lap Dance

“It’s not something a customer would do. It’s something a guy who bangs hot chicks would do.” -John Anthony Lifestyle, 2023 Crumbl cookies Audio Scavenger Hunt Wow can’t believe I’m (Christina) not allowed to play!!! This is a scam!!!!! Bryan’s front door troubles Bryan’s kids are buying so many movies Back to John Anthony Lifestyle How to Get Strippers Don’t give them attention, and don’t fall for the attention they give you What's your name? Who gives a fuck?! That ass looks pretty c

Nov 24, 2023 • 1:03:27

I'm In The Industry!

I'm In The Industry!

How To Date Strippers: lie to them about your career as an electronic DJ and paint yourself blue. Then take them to Chili's. Taylor Swift in Brazil Bryan going to the mat for Taylor How 'bout that option slot Grundle bundle's bad interview The crowd parts for Shaq! Bryan’s Blue troubles Bryan’s mom loved the pod Chili for Thanksgiving Doggie xanax Gummies galore John Anthony Lifestyle! How To Pick Up Strippers Putting the science back in seduction Blue Man Bryan Thank god for elec

Nov 23, 2023 • 1:09:07

Clean Sac, Dirty Shoes

Clean Sac, Dirty Shoes

We may not have a lot of standards here at TCB, but one thing is for certain: no shoes on the bed! Starting things off with a disturbing story Pajama day Super Sac Scrubber 5000! Back to loofah What’s your shower routine? Steve-O & the jackass boys Steve-O’s Corey Feldman interview Things are getting strange here… Oblivious or delusional? There’s a problem with these reality shows! NO SHOES ON THE BED! Something’s going on at Krissy’s house… Things are driving Bryan crazy Cars for

Nov 22, 2023 • 58:22

Das Funny (w. Vir Das)

Das Funny (w. Vir Das)

Bryan & Krissy are welcoming Vir Das to the show (yes, you read that right, a guest!), and they talk all things religion, controversy, and sitting on each others' beds.More On Vir! Vir's Website: https://www.virdas.in/ See Vir On Tour Now: https://www.virdas.in/tour Watch His Latest Netflix Special: Click Here Watch His "2 Indias" Speech: Vir's YouTube Show Notes: We’ve got a guest! Are we one degree away from a Netflix special? We’re in Vir world Two Indias Vir is in the middle

Nov 21, 2023 • 1:10:40

Phrog BnB

Phrog BnB

This is now a spooky scary true crime podcast with a side of giggles! Bryan & Krissy discuss “getting out of the shit,” clubbing for a living, and phrogging. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the shit! That’s the saying, right? BA flight attendant revived by construction worker in Brazil? Krissy Hoadley, for Retirement Living Clubbin’ for a livin’ Phrogging Bryan was a phrogger in his own home! Things go missing… Cameras inside They’re making out! They got him in the house with

Nov 17, 2023 • 1:02:27

Nutfoliation: It's Skincare!

Nutfoliation: It's Skincare!

We’re always growing and learning here at TCB, and today Bryan is learning about shaving his balls. What a time to be alive! The extreme food contest! 9 *million* scoville  We’re backing away from the gummy bear challenge, but we will do the pocky one chip challenge Thanksgiving fare Slow n low baby A day old Pizza Hut thanksgiving The Lion in Rome Did this happen in Atlanta? Protect Astrid from the alligators! Florida’s really getting wild Jeff Bezos & his girlfriend’s cowboy cosplay

Nov 16, 2023 • 54:10

Once More, From Your Nose!

Once More, From Your Nose!

Half Song Hoadley & Bryan relive the worst American Idol auditions, and Bryan finds himself feeling a kinship for them. We got an alien! Clean house clean mind The buck stops with bryan and he doesn't like it Fake Christmas trees Half Song Hoadley is a verb now Don’t listen to our old episodes Find a Chopper Johnson album on ebay John Daker Attempting songs that are hip with the kids More A, baby! Top 5 cringiest American Idol auditions We miss Simon! The John Daker School of Music

Nov 15, 2023 • 1:15:12

Wheelin' Dealin' Warlocks

Wheelin' Dealin' Warlocks

Don't worry everyone, we've got a captain of industry in the warlock world to save us from the devil of disney and Jared Leto. Jared Leto climbed the empire state building? Unregulated fair rides Bryan is not a fan of heights 30 Seconds To Mars or 33P? This economy! Warlocks! Milk! Tetas! Hocus Pocus 2 is ruining everything The demonic kingdom?! What is this man saying? A captain of industry in the warlock world! It’ll change your DNA Third quarter, it’s the killing season Paul Cruz, Sa

Nov 14, 2023 • 1:17:11

Bob's Demon Nether Region

Bob's Demon Nether Region

You know what they say: when in doubt, exorcise it out! Bryan & Krissy lure us into some TCB lore and introduce us to Bob’s Demon PeePee. Bryan was right! NFTs are worthless The pyramid scheme where you never get to the top! Elon’s losing his marbles Breaking Twitter, by Ben Mezrich TCB LORE/LURE Lure ya with the lore! Murder Suicide Real life exorcists? Smack that demon in the sternum Oh this is so creepy We want to go to this live show Smack that peepee Bob and the demon pp Ayyy

Nov 10, 2023 • 1:01:39

Come On Down To Tile Town!

Come On Down To Tile Town!

From Pat Sajak sellin’ tile to doing bumps at a Raiders game, this episode is full to bursting with fair to middling content! Sick kids - get your flu shot! Doin’ cocaine at the Raiders game iPad fiances on 90 Day Fiance Ask TCB! Finding your situationship on the dating apps… This is a slippery slope, babe! Bryan The Therapist has arrived Appointment TV! 60 minutes Survivor The TV landscape has changed Wtf is crapopolis? Are these shows even real? Krissy and her fancy crab… Bachelor in

Nov 9, 2023 • 1:10:05

Bryan's Nut Butt Craft Beer!

Bryan's Nut Butt Craft Beer!

TCB is now proudly serving Bryan’s Nut Butt Beer! Yeah…don’t ask, just listen. A teacher with an Only Fans side gig The balloons are back Bryan doing “research” for TCB $5 FIB! There’s a whole language we don’t know! Audio Scavenger Hunt!!!!!!! We’re giving away $1000 Scammy texts The world’s hottest gummy bear Bryan vs Krissy, it’s a spray tan throw down Does Trump spray tan naked? Bad home brew Beer made with vaginal yeast?! Bryan’s Nut Butt Beer Amish people at Mcdonalds? Rumspringa

Nov 8, 2023 • 1:10:11

Bears, Chicken, & Flava Flav...Oh My!

Bears, Chicken, & Flava Flav...Oh My!

We got bears in Pigeon Forge, sad chicken for Bryan, and Flava Flav singing the national anthem at an NBA game…we always keep it interesting here at TCB! Bryan’s Father-in-Law is “Ay, Bryan”-ing again Gettin’ shocked Pigeon Forge Bears! Fool's gold! Bryans in charge of picking the restaurant… A life size Paula Deen cut out Ah, the old “meat n four” Bryan’s sugar daddy shirt Marlon is alive Sugar momma sites don't work for everyone Rose jail Vanilla Ice is doing Twisted Tea FLAAAAAVA FLA

Nov 7, 2023 • 1:07:12

Bonus: Four Days A Week!

Bonus: Four Days A Week!

Bryan gives the green light to the fourth weekly episode! No asked for it, it's coming anyway! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 6, 2023 • 2:50

Prove It!

Prove It!

Looking for a quick fix? Just uncover those baseboards and slather them in oil...pee...dog pee...? Bryan & Krissy cover celebrity memoirs, parental expectations, and, of course, Extreme Cheapskates. Happy day (or a few) after Halloween! Stealthy kids Prove it! Justin Timberlake turned off comments bc of Britney’s memoir Should Will Smith turn off his comments? Cough break! Remember our mail order bride eps? Steven Spielberg’s daughter is gonna be a porn star, slay Steven & Kate adopted

Nov 3, 2023 • 1:04:27

Girl Math Boy Math Gyoza Math!

Girl Math Boy Math Gyoza Math!

You've heard of girl math, you've heard of boy math, but have you heard of Gyoza Math? Bryan hadn't either... It’s not actually Halloween it’s November 1st lol Top costumes! Creed 3 came out this year, Bryan Krissy’s a costume girlie! Clown hobo costumes of yore Should Bryan & Astrid go as Frankie & his girlfriend Do you go to the bathroom in the dark? Falling asleep on the po Yearbook signing Making out on the way home from six flags Bad Kisser Bryan The spooky balloons are back Do

Nov 1, 2023 • 1:04:57

See You In A Mo'

See You In A Mo'

Nobody wants to hear about your fucking podcast, but on that note, please download our podcast CREED Our computer is haunted by balloons Bryan loves to hate listen Krissy doesn’t want to be a cruiser Quentin Tarantino This is our halloween episode Things get freaky in the studio Announcing retirement…is it for real? Bryan, its Cilla not Celia Party organizer aka cocaine dealer A junior doctor See you in a mo! A very well defined face Smutty books in the bath makes for a perfect dat

Oct 31, 2023 • 1:02:55

The Frankie B Casting Couch!

The Frankie B Casting Couch!

Oh how the turn tables...Frankie B is on the hunt to find out what women truly want. I am rectanguuuular… We’re now 4 days a week! Erectile dysfunction ads Half-Tail Hoadley Bryan & Krissy are on a chipmunk/squirrel rampage We’re always on empty at TCB The daughter of kurt cobain and son of tony hawk have married Celeb tequila Kurt Cobain Creep TCB Tequila Melting lights in the TCB studio Frankie B finds out what women really want! For the first time, he’s interviewing! Is she drink

Oct 30, 2023 • 1:18:25

Mommy Is A Country Peddler

Mommy Is A Country Peddler

Bryan & Krissy cover all the hot new celebrity couples (shoutout to Petee & Kelsey, many blessings to you) and celebrity drama, and then we finally get our Ask Bryan's Mom segment!! Mempho! Pete Davidson and Kelsey Grammer Taylor Swift coverage has gone too far We dont want that kind of fame Sketchy pics Mystery cameras Jada...please stop Ask Bryan’s mom! Country Peddler MOMMY! A PSA from Bryan’s Mom Irving wanted to neck with Vicky! Keep it mysterious "Go to church and say a praye

Oct 27, 2023 • 1:06:24

The Dry Hump Is Back!

The Dry Hump Is Back!

Krissy is back (again), and we couldn't be more pleased! While STIs are not stigmatized as much these days, Bryan thinks bringing back dry humping could solve the STI problem (and premature ejaculation). We love Krissy!!! TCB news! You’re getting 4 episodes a week Papa Joe’s funeral Corey Feldman deep dive on the books A tender moment between Bryan and Krissy Mechanical Bull Herpes? Alix Earle Covid of the dick Bring back dry humping Bryan’s mom was in an MLM? The world’s largest hon

Oct 25, 2023 • 1:11:20

Joe Jonas + Netflix = Marital Bliss!

Joe Jonas + Netflix = Marital Bliss!

Krissy returns on Wed to TCB. In the meantime Bryan & Astrid step in the studio to bring the TCB Universe a special tuesday episode. they discuss Live Joe Jonas, Drunk Joe Jonas, Divorced Joe Jonas and plain old regualr Joe Jonas. Then a teacher in Missouri finds her pot of gold on OF. Finally, the couple review their preferred "terrible TV" choices. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watc

Oct 24, 2023 • 56:22

The Oft Requested: Frankie's Salon-Sui Success!

The Oft Requested: Frankie's Salon-Sui Success!

As Bryan wraps up a long 2 week abcesnse by Krissy, he digs deep into the catalouge to bring back a fan favorite episode from early 2023. Frankie B's Salon-Sui business opportunity took the TCB audience by storm! For a cool $300K, you too can openk your own gold mine....A Salon-Sui gold mine! Frankie is going to shjow you the ropes as Bryan and Krissy review this insane infomercial for his franchised cuttery! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3T

Oct 23, 2023 • 53:28

You Get A Dom! You Get A Dom!

You Get A Dom! You Get A Dom!

Christina joins Bryan again, and they cover all manner of shocking and appalling subjects.Ultimately, it all comes down to this: don’t marry the up the butt girl (unless you want to then go off, slay, queen)! Bryan went to a Jonas Brothers concert RED DRESS! Sophie & Joe’s divorce French horn girls Cake by the ocean? Absolutely not Velvet Underground vs James Taylor Justice For Kevin! Christina sasses Bryan! Aragorn was Christina’s sexual awakening??? Christina clears up some stuff abo

Oct 20, 2023 • 1:03:06

Guess Who's Back! Back Again!

Guess Who's Back! Back Again!

Our girl Krissy is back and so is her glorious laugh! Bryan & Krissy cover Krissy's notes from last week, Bryan's love for Dua Lipa, and, of course, Theresa Caputo. We’re hoping Papa Joe can exact revenge on Theresa Caputo from beyond the grave Fact news or fiction! Krissy needs rose jail explained to her again Bryan is in an AI 90’s yearbook Christina has a degenerative mind?! Well, shit Mint choc chip is a flavor exclusively for dads Bryan would like to be a woman during ovulation Let’

Oct 18, 2023 • 57:15

A Treat For Tuesday!

A Treat For Tuesday!

It's a special TCB day! Producer Christina takes you through the best of the week. We're talking modern dating, flaccid penises, and Travis & Tay.   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.

Oct 17, 2023 • 1:01:42

Happy Stepford Wife, Happy Stepford Life!

Happy Stepford Wife, Happy Stepford Life!

It’s all about submission, repenting, and letting ME initiate for God’s sake! While Krissy is out, Bryan & Christina get into some backwards Christian beliefs, after all, someone has to tame our producer! Being single can be Certified Bad We are wishing iconic Papa Joe well <3 Ariana Grande’s baby voice Bryan’s definitely not crying over a Celine Dion video… Ron Desantis wears lifts! Height difference drama Selling Sunset Listen to Christina’s podcast here! (It’s called To All Th

Oct 16, 2023 • 1:07:39

The 8 Year Itch

The 8 Year Itch

While Krissy is out of studio, Astrid joins Bryan for some Swiftie discourse & a shot at the newlywed game (many years on...) Astrid joins Bryan for an episode! She took a 90 Day Fiance shortcut Bryan is gonna get the swifties after him Taylor & Travis? What makes a real Swiftie The Newlywed Game, with Astrid & Bryan! Astrid has never smoked a cigarette (or done any fun drugs!) There’s hope for their kids! Mint chocolate chip is WEIRD Bryan hates poop…shocker What streaming

Oct 13, 2023 • 1:02:31

Cheese Filled Gin & Limp Struck Limbs!

Cheese Filled Gin & Limp Struck Limbs!

A Thursday Episode?? Yes, it's a special extra episode of The Commercial Break. On this bonus episode of "TCB Can" Bryan and Krissy discuss the Cheese Martini craze and review an infomercial helping the boys with thier "floppy disks"! This "Commercial Break Can" episode comes from unreleased material via Season 3! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Gree

Oct 12, 2023 • 42:22

All The Dating Apps, All The Dating Happs!

All The Dating Apps, All The Dating Happs!

Krissy is taking some time off to be with family. But Christina joins Bryan in studio to discuss dating in 2023! Stay tuned for more unreleased content from "The TCB Can".   Krissy will be back soon....she did not run away Bryan dispells some of the rumors around the show It is Christina's birthday! Christina gets a good deal on a locksmith Getting locked out of the car is a whole scene We miss KRISSY! Christina is on ALL the dating apps Hinge has "Hot People Jail"? Love is not Blind B

Oct 11, 2023 • 50:58

Piggyfront My What?!

Piggyfront My What?!

While Krissy is still out of studio, let's revisit a fan fave...Theresa goes piggyfronting! What happens when Theresa Caputo is fucking her husband and a ghost shows up? When the ghost joins in...that's called piggyfronting! Join Bryan & Krissy as they get back into their "thing" with Theresa Caputo. Bryan briefly attempts to discuss microchips & China Just like the US has a thing with China, TCB has a thing with Theresa Caputo Bryan explains TCB’s historical beef with Theresa She is definit

Oct 9, 2023 • 48:37

Run That Rotation, Bruh

Run That Rotation, Bruh

We’ve got a little mix and match action for you today! Bryan & Producer Christina have chopped up a few secret episodes and put them together for you while Krissy is on vacation.  Shop in the mornings if you hate people Standing up or falling down? Leave Bryan alone! Baby Dante, for Pampers Gas Station Girl Baboon face damage John Anthony & his Buddha Lays per week Run that rotation Karl joins us briefly 100 new “real” girls per year! A lifetime permanent solution John Anthony is ha

Oct 6, 2023 • 1:05:11

Divert & Prosper

Divert & Prosper

These days you can't just ask your congregants for money, you have to do it under the guise that God wants you to be richer than them! It's called creativity, people.  90 Day Fiance Oops! Bryan said transsexual but he means transgender “Trust me” Dive bars! An outhouse with a bar TCBCon Who would you dress up as? Bryan can’t rejoin the restaurant industry (please subscribe & review us on itunes) The 700 Club A new kind of prosperity preacher Mmmmm prowess Just give the glory to god a

Oct 4, 2023 • 45:40

The United States of Scat

The United States of Scat

Absolutely nobody asked Wild Bill to pronounce himself a professor in poop, the king of scat, the #1 scat-ologist in the United States...but here we are...and Bryan & Krissy are here to guide us through it. Mempho & Jim James Graceland Fluffernutter Cracker Barrel and Olive Garden DRAMA Bryan’s son is a big boy! He knows all about the rodecaster We cant go wrong with mountain monsters The silver giant A stripe from dick to chin Sk** wa***** Why are they always yelling?! Science, baby

Oct 2, 2023 • 49:05

The Great Cornholio!

The Great Cornholio!

Why-a you stealing all those chickens?! From cornhole to Mountain Monsters, Bryan & Krissy "stay ready" for anything. Get yer nuts here! Professional cornhole Footgolf? The drama of having children Becoming your parents Redocaster reset Krissy’s dad is getting on facebook Bryans tiktok troubles How is it already october? No better time for Mountain Monsters! Its giving party in the cornfield Coyote or donkey STAY READY Dont want blood on this corn! Chicken massacre Let’s make a t

Sep 29, 2023 • 58:26

The Hoodless Honda Lot!

The Hoodless Honda Lot!

We do what we must to save a buck, but how far would you go? Bryan & Krissy reminisce on their crappy car days and check in on some extreme cheapskates. $700 Snow Crab Expense it! Perks of the radio station Bryan’s honda with no hood Naked Attraction is now on Max! Extreme Cheapskates…Best Of 7 moves in 8 years Only eat non perishables She likes her shoes cold Giving up dental hygiene?! Alien sperm on the mattress Roberta tells her what’s up Spare sheets from the motel? LINKS: Sen

Sep 27, 2023 • 47:37

I Love Car

I Love Car

Honk if you want to get your tailpipe dirty! HONK! HONK! Bryan & Krissy revisit an old friend of theirs...the guy who's in love with his car. Some new reviews We were compromised? An Italian boob massage Happy feet Leave your jeans ON Sketchy massage parlors Puriteens Everyone thank their lucky stars that Bryan & Krissy aren’t on the dating scene No one is a 10.7 (except producer Christina) I love lamp I'm in love with my car A red ford taurus Objectophilia Beep beep Poor roommate

Sep 25, 2023 • 1:01:18

Total Creepout!

Total Creepout!

Men, if you want to go to the gym, you better follow Frankie’s rules or risk becoming a Total Creepout! Welcome Back, Kotter John Travolta Don’t say the S word! Anticipatory rejection anxiety disorder Bryan blames Radiohead He’s with Moon Taxi! Frankie B is back Bryan did NOT get an erection during his massage today Frankie’s intro… So many rings so little time No staring at yourself! Quit showing everyone your junk  in the locker room Earthworm

Sep 22, 2023 • 1:06:10

It’s Car Play Torture!

It’s Car Play Torture!

Choose your adventure: every time you get in the car, A) The Lion & The Lamb plays or B) that U2 album pre-downloaded on every iphone ever made plays. Late night tv drama Miserable highly paid people Mo’ money mo’ problems Car play The lion and the lamb We start what we finish Fred Willard & Obsessed Obsessed with peter pan They’re looking up his tights A banana with the skin on? Or a twinkie? Do some leaping! Losing your job and your spouse over pretending to be Peter Pan…it’s gone

Sep 20, 2023 • 53:32

Daddy Dearest

Daddy Dearest

Bailey's, Bud Lights, and Bad Decisions...that's what we're all about here at TCB. Bryan & Krissy open up a very messy Ask TCB. Hillbilly Horror Stories! Fakey B the pervert Bryans former speech impediment Ask TCB! We can't speak about $c!ent0l0gy In the words of patron saint Nicki Minaj, these bitches is messsssssy! My best friend is my new mom Holly we feel for you! "It's better to crash and burn than sparkle and fade" -Bryan Green Florida fireworks Feral cat girlfriend We’re start

Sep 18, 2023 • 1:00:45

Mr. Slobberpuss Finds Love

Mr. Slobberpuss Finds Love

Well, ladies & gents, now we know why this man has never had a girlfriend... Bryan & Krissy finish off the week with the rest of the Love Me documentary. Execs taking private jets to work A helicopter glasses saga We’ve reviewed the same video twice…oops Wayne Dyer Just stay in the port-a-potty! Love Me She’s in America Hoedown throwdown Travel kills prejudice More belt buckles, more luck Loan sharks in Odesa Sir, this is what we call a scam Whole mouth kissing Mr. Slobberpuss The

Sep 15, 2023 • 1:11:06

A Gold Rose Engagement

A Gold Rose Engagement

There's heartbreak, engagements, golden roses, and black-haired women as Bryan & Krissy watch more of the Love Me documentary. Bama rush Bryan’s one and only sorority date party experience Should Bryan & Krissy do an improv class? We’re changing our format Russian mail order brides A Foreign Affair A little younger than his target age… U crane A gold rose Astrid knows all about those $9000 on EMAILS MARRY ME?! They're not that friendly…they don't owe you that buddy Class pic! Brya

Sep 13, 2023 • 1:10:54

From Russia With Love (And Money)!

From Russia With Love (And Money)!

Love me, love me, say that you love me...and also please give me lots of money pleeeeeease! Krissy & Jeff got roped into 90 day fiance Gogglebox Nothing’s fair! The Atlanta-Barcelona diarrhea flight Brown Barcelona Dump Matthews Band Disneyland Paris International looooooove The mail order bride business Love Me A bunch of middle aged white guys…no surprise Farming isn't a hot job! “Something about Russian brides” American women, they just don't get it 5 minute dates? We don't buy

Sep 11, 2023 • 1:13:57

Should, Could, Would, Possibly...

Should, Could, Would, Possibly...

Who needs legitimate real estate training? Just head to your local Holiday Inn for a seminar given by a rando! You, too, can scam Anywhere, USA! Ghost pepper wings challenged Paqui One Chip Challenge Can you die from spice? Almond milk and sushi Heehee! We love Paul Real Estate Seminar Scammers Those who can’t, teach Cash Flow Generator! Who hot who not! Results may vary… Clipboards and limousines Oooh a wealth guide! Just dont use your own money! Anywhere USA There’s tons of way

Sep 8, 2023 • 48:43

90 Day Neigh Neigh!

90 Day Neigh Neigh!

It’s ‘scam or be scammed’ here at TCB. From 90 day fiancees to cash flow generation Bryan and Krissy know binge-worthy content when they see it. TCB–it’s not for everyone Bryan’s a Labor Day Baby (1 of 2) Don’t turn your phone on at a gas pump Bryan’s bad at fake phone calls Krissy went on a 90 Day Fiance binge Bryan hates real estate scams Cash Flow Generator! How to lose money in real estate, by Bryan Green Follow every step Surprised! Amazed! Surprised! Amazed! Strong arming Grandm

Sep 6, 2023 • 57:35

Do I Irritate You, Right?

Do I Irritate You, Right?

I understand and respect that, now shut up while I CLOSE! Bryan & Krissy go from clubbing in Spain to Paul Cruz & his sales secrets. Mo Money Mo Problems Bryan reads some lovely reviews DJ Paris Hilton Bryan & Astrid went to a club in Spain Wearing sandals to the club People who invite themselves Bryan had to wear shoes to bed Paul Cruz! I understand and respect that Make ‘em dizzy, that’s how to sell! A few fell found clothes(?) Sales is the destination! Who’s the decision maker?

Sep 4, 2023 • 1:02:18

Ritalin, Xbox, and...Jail?

Ritalin, Xbox, and...Jail?

But Uncle Sam, I can't go to jail, they don't have adderall or my google docs in there! And, also, I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm a vegan. The Me Too men are trying to make a comeback Bryan’s spanish isn’t doing him any favors Sam Bankman-Fried Lack of adderall & vegan meals…what is this, JAIL?! People love money Bryan & Krissy’s Court TV It’s Paul Cruz! Of the Paul Cruz Sales Agency! Say No to the whiteboard, paul He might maybe one day make a sale The Martial Arts of

Sep 1, 2023 • 58:56

PCB...Drinks Are On Me!

PCB...Drinks Are On Me!

From PCB to Frankie B, Bryan & Krissy are getting down and dirty, one tricep at a time. The video didn’t record for 5 Naked Days in Dublin! Scientology An ill fated vacation in Florida Spring Break in PCB Gourmet ice A Liquor Luge and a whole lot of nastiness Frankie B tells us how to get the perfect body One body part per day! No exceptions Left Tricep Thursday NO REST DAYS Punch that peen! Tax that dick! The 555 What happened to the salon suiiiiiii? Only the strong survive Frank

Aug 30, 2023 • 1:04:18

5 Naked Days In Dublin!

5 Naked Days In Dublin!

The best dating advice of 2023? Get your nuts out on TV! Bryan & Krissy finally deliver their sauciest episode yet with Naked Attraction. What’s with people leaving dog poop in bags on the ground? Bryan’s high and mighty! Puriteens Naked Attraction! What kind of gash are you after? We love a minge The indignity of this is unmatched OAPs = Old Ass People TCB is now OAP He will chew them nipples off! You gotta pick your own minge in this life Too many plunger references He loves smili

Aug 28, 2023 • 1:13:20

Who’s Hot, Who’s Not, Au Poivre On The Block!

Who’s Hot, Who’s Not, Au Poivre On The Block!

Prepare to get hard and get this mashup stuck in your head for the rest of the day... I am rectangular Puff Daddy Who's hot who's not Happy Anniversary Bryan & Astrid! Bryan was at the same restaurant as Tom Sandoval Fame is a double edged sword Bryan’s motto: open legs, open book Want PR? Call people! Send us your favorite dive bar Don't advertise your podcast on a billboard   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a

Aug 25, 2023 • 45:36

Boner Spiders & Shower Sliders

Boner Spiders & Shower Sliders

If there's a Boner Spider on the loose, always suspect the Meat Guy! Bryan & Krissy take us on a winding road from boner spiders, to shower poos, to modern love (if we can call it that). Send us dive bar recommendations Who’s putting drugs in their penis? Pooping in the shower The Australian Boner Spider Nico vs the rat Would you want to have intercourse for 7 hours straight? Waffle House Current dating show, The Cut Immediately going for the lips Get him, girl! This guy eats bear He

Aug 23, 2023 • 47:32

Buy High, Sell Low!

Buy High, Sell Low!

If you learn anything from this show (you won't), let it be to never take Bryan's real estate advice. If there’s one thing we’re gonna do it’s YAMMER Send us questions for Bryan’s mom Twitch streamer Kai The internet is a fad Bryan’s slow on the jump Buy high, sell low: lose money like Bryan Green! What are the hot young people doing for dating shows? The Cut The intensity! My girl can clean a chicken bone “I’m low key illiterate” It’s about my spirit, Krissy What is woke? Grunberg

Aug 21, 2023 • 50:00

Get That Makeup On...STAT!

Get That Makeup On...STAT!

If you think all women are hideous without makeup, I’ve got news for you, buddy...it's giving misogyny! Bryan and Krissy are never too tired for an episode of Love Connection, but this guy seems more interested in giving plumbing discounts to dads than in dating their daughters. Cleaning out the old hand computer Should Bryan & Krissy fight in blow-up sumo suits? A PPV fight with Frankie B People who make sex noises at the gym The Logan Paul fight Buffalo Wild Wings chicken nugget drama T

Aug 18, 2023 • 1:02:00

Thanks A Lot, Geri! (Ask TCB)

Thanks A Lot, Geri! (Ask TCB)

It's an Ask TCB! We've got asshats, might-be lesbians, votes of confidence, listening as a couple, piggyfronting from behind, and, dammit Bryan, *sobs* leave Blue alone! Bryan fixed something for the first time Blinker fluid Toilet troubles! Thank G for Bryan’s Father-in-law Ay, Bryan! Don't be fooled by Bryan’s stupid brain Ask TCB Is Todd an asshat? Or is this just a sign of the times? Geri believes in us Krissy *shines* on stage at a dive bar Hi Darrell & Maggie! Don’t play TCB o

Aug 16, 2023 • 56:58

C-Suites & Bullsheets!

C-Suites & Bullsheets!

All you need to make your business successful is a C-Suite that you don't pay and 6-10 side hustles, according to Adam. But then again, he is a liar. Is Pete Davidson a love bomber? Producer Christina will do her best to find out Justin Trudeau is getting a divorce Fireside dumpster fire Bad interviewers Matchbox 20 & one of Bryan's former lovers Krissy looks wonderful! Back to Adam the Liar Other people call this a ponzi scheme Thanks for dying, Grandpa! You have to flow the web! C

Aug 14, 2023 • 54:02

Adam & His Web Flows

Adam & His Web Flows

Web flow! Leads! SEO! Vague Battle Plans! That's how Adam The Liar does it at Global Corporate Holdings, which we have all definitely heard of and which is absolutely legit. What Would Frankie Do We love our truckers Phones causing trouble Are we going back to flip phones? The guy in NY who got turned into a dog (a border collie) Furbies????? Burning Man The ssssands of time Bryan’s anal about his bed (we get it, king) I’m rendering! Adam the Liar has changed his brand again John Anthon

Aug 11, 2023 • 59:46

He's Six Feet Blunder!

He's Six Feet Blunder!

Bryyyyyannnn! It's your mom! No...really, it's Bryan's mom, here to give us her take on Swervin' Irving's funeral so we can find out once and for all if Bryan's lyin'! Jesus Leprosy coming back in Florida Weird meats! Human mice hybrids??? Bryan wants to be a meth dealer RIP Sinead O’Connor & Paul Reubens The Pee-wee Herman Show Masturbating in the porn cinema Listen to Irving’s funeral episode here Bryan’s Mom makes a guest appearance!! Bryan’s mom gives her take on Swerving Irving

Aug 9, 2023 • 55:20

Two Wettings & A Funeral

Two Wettings & A Funeral

From The Cheetah to the grave, chaos abounds! The Cheetah Bryan’s British Fluffer Where else can brothers touch brothers? Irving’s chaotic funeral  A funeral planned by his first of three wives I cannot in good conscience give a rundown of this funeral…you just have to listen I will say it involves a runaway golf cart, emails read aloud, and a bad casket lowerer Burn Bryan to a crisp and snort him at the party Write us a eulogy for Bryan!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questio

Aug 7, 2023 • 52:48

Exhume That D

Exhume That D

Sweet, sweet Frankie...while words may elude him, he always delivers (just not always in the bedroom). What Would Frankie Do stickers! Oppenheimer Globby cocaine Traveling ketamine Hamptons doctors Can we camp in the Hamptons? Palm Beach tunnels Real Housewives Frankie B on ED He’s seen an alarming amount of soft peens Frankie says you’re insecure! We love that sexual stamma Fire your barber! Frankie’s Follicles! Buzz those nose hairs, people "Exhume" confidence   LINKS: Send us

Aug 4, 2023 • 1:08:50

Pray in Tongues, Girl

Pray in Tongues, Girl

It's all cocks, no aircon here at TCB! Bryan gets chased by a chicken, but discovers cock worship...could this be the most perfect video for TCB yet? Airbnb sucks! No AC, no internet, all problems Don't be a baby about being a baby Bryan gets chased by a chicken in Spain La princesa de la casa (Bryan) Mean Airbnb hosts Cock worship! Worship cock to save humanity Pass the collection cock, girl Moses parted the Semen A cock selfie?…wait no, be present Pray in tongues United Federation

Aug 2, 2023 • 57:21

Bryan Is A Branch!

Bryan Is A Branch!

Ah, the rituals of our time, cameras and cocaine. Just put your cameras down and pray the coke away, that's the story of Potifer after all. The european half shower Bryan’s sick of the influencers! Miranda Lambert…it’s giving crotchety Instagram spiritual gurus Alchemize in the shadows Disney adults Naked Attraction Cameras in airbnbs Vibrator emergency! Radical Dudes For Christ The Power The pray to rehab to born again pipeline Just pray the coke away! Joseph is a fruitful tree, Bryan

Jul 31, 2023 • 1:02:03

Why Are You So Rad?

Why Are You So Rad?

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...a religious episode of TCB!!!! This episode goes from cone ham to marijuana cigarettes, but we really just want to know why you're so rad! Panning for podcast gold Baby Dante spares the baptized Hen Dos in Spain Ole ole ole! Ham in an ice cream cone Hi to Ham Market Joe! The Podcast Magazine interview It’s Lil’ Karl! The Power Squad (for the lord) Splittin' bricks Eye of The Lord Why are you so radical? Kids don’t go anywhere sneaky to do drugs anym

Jul 28, 2023 • 53:38

It's A Mystery Sweepstakes

It's A Mystery Sweepstakes

Stick it in, we're winning ten million dollars! Bryan & Krissy find a mandela effect mystery that Bryan solves! All for Gen X's trust issues... Podcast comment scams We get distracted too easily Bryan loves to cry Barbenheimer Ryan Gosling Getting addicted to ibuprofen William H. Macy Bryan’s teeth (they’re bad) A very concerning oral surgeon Bryan, please get us the best dental insurance money can buy BBJ Why Gen X doesn’t trust anyone Ed McMann & Publishers Clearing House Is Kris

Jul 26, 2023 • 57:48

Those Analytic Juices

Those Analytic Juices

We’re movin’, groovin’, and poopin’ on vacation! Bryan & Krissy are back from their vacations and they have a LOT to catch up on, including Brad Grunberg, The Y Files, and a 3 question IQ test. We’re back from vacation! Astrid gives Bryan street cred (and she hates him) Ikea couples troubles Putting grills together Traveling with a partner: the ultimate test Brick gut Pooping on vacation Brad Grunberg Listen to our first and second episode about Brad Grunberg Update on the woman from

Jul 24, 2023 • 51:12

She's Good Old Girl

She's Good Old Girl

We're going back to something we know and love... it's Love Connection! Get yourself a good old Tennessee gal and go Black Tie Bowling, because this is going to be a fuzzy, champagne-fueled ride. Bryan & Krissy are back from vacation! Bryan’s stressed about taking the kids on a plane We found the woman from Love Connection He looks like Kris Kristofferson Bryan & Krissy giving us fake news…Kris Kristofferson is NOT dead Romance…someone who smokes and drinks Bryan swallowed a diaphragm onc

Jul 21, 2023 • 56:13

Sincerely, This Sucks

Sincerely, This Sucks

Be authentic, sincere, and joyful in your Hardee’s recommendations, or at least fake it. That’s customer service, baby! It's Britney, bitch Bryan’s concerned Dr. Drew? Dr. Phil? Caffeine mania Everybody’s crazy, right? Britney has a new song coming out with Will.i.am (but Bryan and Krissy don’t know that yet) Krissy and Britney are buds… Web.3 A Hardee’s training video One customer at a time The service…phenomenal Bungee jumping, sex in water, and Taco Bell are for The Youth! PULL U

Jul 19, 2023 • 50:48

I Want My D Rack Ribs

I Want My D Rack Ribs

Bryan & Krissy take a rambling road down memory lane via food, Jam Land, and the lottery. I don’t know about y’all, but I’m hungry for an Awesome Blossom… Astrid is ON IT! She’s in charge of the food and Bryan’s ruining it Homemade vs boxed mac n cheese Ina Garten A jaeger-ater on your back porch? Jam Land! Bryan: he can’t cook, he can’t bake, he can’t jam! How do you tell someone you don’t like their food? Bryan’s melting grill A sushi system Scammin' the lotto Everyone in America h

Jul 17, 2023 • 49:00

Brad, The Cock-Tail, Christie

Brad, The Cock-Tail, Christie

We’ve got a follow up to Episode 367, and it turns out, Bryan hit the nail on the head with old Bus Station Brad! Back to Brad The Virgin Bryan was right! A Tale of Two Grunbergs Brad Grunberg’s filmography The scientology sitch Dancewear sales to ping pong champ Brad’s looking for that next innuendo It’s hard to say hi! Audiences in the 80s were easily impressed Becky and her necky Brad Cocktail Christie My cock, your tail Got any ranch? Brad did actually put some of this on his i

Jul 14, 2023 • 57:16

Brad VanBusStation

Brad VanBusStation

Bryan & Krissy watch one of the most mystifying Love Connections yet, where Brad VanBurgenstern, the virgin, takes his date to some very suspicious places because, as he says, "the night is still in diapers, babe." The oldest dog in the world is 31! Bryan’s history of strange neighbors (and parrots) Don’t stick your fingers near the birds! Birds of a feather flock together… Love Connection (for hot girl summer) Show a little knee Dancewear Sales This guy is a wild one I’m ugly, I’m a vi

Jul 12, 2023 • 54:24

Dot Your I's and Cross Your P's!

Dot Your I's and Cross Your P's!

Hey girl, Carl wants you to join Christian Cocks for Christ so he doesn't have to preach on a full dick anymore... Taylor Swift Her dad made 15 million on the sale of her catalog He supposedly didn't know this The Green Boys stay scammin' The Spreadsheet Would you rather be ridiculously rich for a decade or comfortable for the rest of your life? Lifestyle creep Poor PTSD The money sending guys on tiktok Hey girl, Carl’s still full of shit Two penises in the shape of a cross, that's Co

Jul 10, 2023 • 51:52

I Will Discipline You...

I Will Discipline You...

Naughty, naughty boys! Bryan & Krissy return to a classic, Blind Date in 1999, and these men are gonna punish their date (not in a fun way)... A violent threesome The age of sexual exploration A true story of a threesome Bryan had with 2 models Vanna White Blind Date Go Cilla! Bryan sets the scene… An homage to Austin Powers Bryan makes an embarrassing assumption A Scouse, its a type of animal (a Liverpuddlian) You live and breathe clubs dont ya Dating Naked/Naked Attraction Extra s

Jul 7, 2023 • 1:02:30

I See Nana!

I See Nana!

Should we maybe not disturb Nana's eternal rest? Eh, who cares, we're GHOST HUNTIN'! Bryan & Krissy dive into aliens, conspiracy theories, and, of course, ghost hunters on this episode of TCB. The Y Files  We believe in aliens, but we don’t believe the kooks we watch The Wackadoo Network Whistleblowers Oliver Stone & his delusions Bryan’s conspiracy theories The lady who woke up…in her casket Sensory deprivation tanks Ghost Hunters!!! Bryan gets beep happy (apologies from audio produce

Jul 5, 2023 • 58:03

Frankie's Follicles

Frankie's Follicles

The follicles have spoken, and they do NOT want to be put back on Frankie's head! Somebody help them! AAAAAAALIEEEEEEENS Dirty Phil from ITV! TCB Minus  Baby Dante Tickle my taint sir! All the pervs in hollywood and the news Frankie B on hair transplants Who’s wearing baseball cap to fancy places? mAN, he’s got a full head of hair! A former girlfriend gave him a complex Billboards…they work! Step by step A lengthy process…two whole days Did this follicle live? Only the professiona

Jul 3, 2023 • 57:50

Mr. Spirit, OUT

Mr. Spirit, OUT

If you're a spirit trying to talk to Theresa, you better get in line and follow directions! For someone who never gives a clear answer, she sure seems to have some clear requirements for poor old Spirit. Scandoval Once again, Bryan’s Scandoval info is incorrect Bryan’s tiktok algorithm is exposing him! Hot girls taking baths in milk and cereal? Bryan had salmonella for 3 weeks Fleetwood Mac Drugs! Community! Krissy & her test kitchen The brown acid Theresa & Barb continue! It’s a week

Jun 30, 2023 • 1:05:26

Unlocked and Unblocked

Unlocked and Unblocked

Bryan & Krissy are back trying to make sense of Theresa Caputo's many, many lies. And, Barbara Corcoran just can't get away from Theresa's wig. Skatetown, USA Patrick Swayze & Scott Baio The greatest story ever rolled… Should we watch Skatetown together on YouTube? Theresa Caputo & Barbara Corcoran She’s so honest… Spirits might exist, but Theresa is a liar She was on Dr.Oz, who is definitely legit Ol’ namedropping Theresa Her brain is flatlining What about the bad guy? Barbara is de

Jun 28, 2023 • 51:07

She's Big Sac Certified!

She's Big Sac Certified!

She's got big hair and a bigger sac...Theresa's back and she's certified SAC! Um, Spiritual Awareness Class certified, that is. Bryan has to get a new car The blinker fluid blues Car Mom is the best If you ride with Bryan you’re sitting in a car seat Big sticks and small sticks Radio technology! In a limo! 96.7 The Legend Bryan used to call his mom from the radio station Ask Bryan’s Mom Theresa Caputo being interviewed by Barbara Corcoran  She’s got a microphone in her hair…yeah yeah

Jun 26, 2023 • 1:06:47

Shh...Just Look At My Body!

Shh...Just Look At My Body!

Bryan takes us on a winding journey through a Choose Your Own Adventure that was born in the hellscape that is his mind... Vending machines for clean pipes, needles, and narcan Decriminalize it all! When you tell somebody they can’t, that’s all they want to do Secret Southern Burning Man Festival Bryan went and wore a kilt with no knickers, as is tradition Don’t drink anyone's magic water Do your thing, and don’t harm anyone AI is getting scary Would you rather, as given to us by AI It

Jun 23, 2023 • 56:32

My Morning Milking!

My Morning Milking!

Get up, milk me, make my breakfast, and vacuum for the Lord! You'd think you weren't a complementarian, and I can't have that as a wife! Bryan’s talking airplanes again People who are too eager to help Bryan’s a nice person, but DON’T talk to him on a plane Don't bother people on airplanes! And don't make a mess in the bathroom Hypocritical bohemians Bryan's going on vacation thank god God told me to tell you to shut up 7 tips on how to get a submissive wife Are you complementarian? G

Jun 21, 2023 • 1:01:42

Shut Up & Walk With Christ

Shut Up & Walk With Christ

Baby, shut your mouth and walk with God, dammit! Bryan & Krissy do a deep dive into the world of submissive Christian wives, and they learn how to lead a rebellious wife. Senior pranks gone wrong Teens doing mean things Bryan went to space camp Getting high on pixie stix Karma is gonna get Bryan via his children Twisting religion to your personal whims Bang bang!!! Submissive Christian wives How To Lead a Rebellious Wife The Bible is easily twisted This guy is definitely part of a men

Jun 19, 2023 • 50:59

Thou Shalt Rewind The Boner

Thou Shalt Rewind The Boner

Give this guy an industrial strength fishing rod, because he needs to reel it in! No smooching before marriage, or you're gonna get the bang bang penis explosion. Al Pacino: 83 and having a baby Bryan’s in the Old Dads Club, but he’s not THAT old! They might not know their dad, but they can watch Scarface Bryan is more similar to the Bama girls than he realizes Chronic overpackers Flights are always full now! What are your dating rules? You can’t marry someone without sleeping with them

Jun 16, 2023 • 1:05:50

Shut Your Cheesy Potato Mouth!

Shut Your Cheesy Potato Mouth!

The Podcast Machine, Bama rush, and...cheesy potatoes? Bryan & Krissy truly cover it all in this episode! HBO Max aka MAX is triflin! We need more seasons Bama rush & Bama rush tiktok #justenough The Machine The Podcast Machine TCB’s target demographic is, of course, sorority girls Bryan went to a Clemson game He met a game day genie Who cut the sleeves off? Bryan went to one of the best restaurants in the world The history of the rainforest cafe Bangers and Mash, the detective show

Jun 14, 2023 • 1:00:59

Traveling Bryan & 3 Vodka Krissy

Traveling Bryan & 3 Vodka Krissy

Bryan finds himself amongst the plebes on an international flight, but Krissy gives him a hot travel tip. Phil from ITV has left the building The UK feels like home to Bryan King Bryan of TCB and his cardboard fort Bryan went to London The London Podcast Show Type D TCB has an agent! We love Matt! Thank you to AdvertiseCast Bryan is irresistible, irreplaceable, and irrepressible? Krissy orders three vodkas on an airplane Bryan was too good for the tube & played himself Which side of

Jun 12, 2023 • 59:40

The Straight-Line Zig-Zag Method

The Straight-Line Zig-Zag Method

From Pluto to Mars, that's a Straightline Win Win Certified Close! Bryan & Krissy return to Paul Cruz & The Paul Cruz Sales Method. Whats the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten? Live octopus, beef heart, raw chicken Just…don’t listen to the first 10 minutes of this episode if you are eating World’s biggest testicles Breakup convos Quiet dumping Bring back The Tripod of Sales! Paul Cruz & The Paul Cruz Sales Method The Straight-Line Method thirty seven other steps The Wolf of Wall Stree

Jun 9, 2023 • 53:24

Those Hoveround Cam Girls!

Those Hoveround Cam Girls!

Every 26 year old cam girl wants to ride around on the back of her man's Hoveround, right ladies? Right?! RIGHT?!?! Ask TCB! Age gap relationships Bryan & Krissy give their advice on this age gap Generational differences Bryan has had a bit of a sordid dating history! Someone left something in the tanning booth… A gold digging couple we covered back in season 3 returns on a new show A 26 year old model and 54 year old retired child star In John Anthony terms, they're a hard 8 and a soft

Jun 7, 2023 • 59:58

This Is NOT How You Do It!

This Is NOT How You Do It!

Isolate, escalate, PULL! That's how John Anthony Lifestyle wants YOU to get BITCHES! TCB reviews the rest of John Anthony reviewing (creepily laughing at) Adam Lyons' PUA video. International travel with 3-12 children Swapping seats on the plane People are the worst! 'Reports' are fake TCB reviews John Anthony Lifestyle reviewing Adam the Liar The enemy of our enemy is our friend…for now LOCK IN Who is Todd?! He’s adding in his own laugh! Isolate, escalate, PULL It’s an MLM for pussy

Jun 5, 2023 • 47:31

PUA vs PUA

PUA vs PUA

At TCB, we love a pick up artist, and we got ourselves a gift from God. It's John Anthony Lifestyle reviewing Adam The Liar! the everything shower Who has the time for that kind of shower? Dead To Me Lifetime shows Married at First Sight UK & AU Scandoval Tom Sandoval is the #1 Ass Hat and has a shitty band PUA takedown John Anthony Lifestyle critiquing Adam The Liar Is John Anthony doing coke in his intro? Adam Lyons…or Adam’s Lying Jewelry and a tank top vs a red streak of hair Pr

Jun 2, 2023 • 1:02:22

You Like Restaurants?

You Like Restaurants?

Frankie continues telling men how to amp up their dating profiles with key elements: bowling, restaurants, and of course, working out 6 days a week...and NO NUDIES! You heard it here LAST Meghan Markle conspiracies The birds! We’re gonna start our own conspiracy theory Back to Frankie B’s dating app tips for men You know ladies & their attention spans… As usual, he’s taking it too far Full body shots ONLY Nothing more disturbing than hearing Frankie say “nudies” You like restaurants?

May 31, 2023 • 47:37

Swipe Right For Cash Money

Swipe Right For Cash Money

There are three things you'll need to succeed on the dating app sites: an overcoat, slacks, and a stack of hundreds. Bryan & Krissy get into Frankie B's dating app site tips for men... Club TCB Old drugs vs new drugs Extreme hoarders A story about roaches Bryan got PRANKED Devon the Ding Dong Dick Dark Dork The baggage of being human Bryan only goes to therapy so that someone can keep his secrets Another spurt of Frankie B! Frankie is using randomly placed transition noises Is meeting

May 29, 2023 • 58:00

To Love, Honor, and Obey?

To Love, Honor, and Obey?

Kinks...they're all well and good, until you're submissive all day every day! Bryan & Krissy watch their most controversial video yet, featuring a very "traditional" couple. Sometimes we miss the aaaaaaliens! T Swift making billions as usual Bryan remixes an old taylor song He doesn’t know her dating history (how???) For those who want facts, here is Taylor Swift’s *supposed* dating history (in order): Joe Jonas, Lucas Till, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer (creepy), Jake Gyllenhaal (hate), Conn

May 26, 2023 • 45:56

Teen Dream The Coupon King!

Teen Dream The Coupon King!

Teen years are a fraught time full of dating, break-ups, hormones, and...coupons? TCB has found the Teenage Coupon King of Ohio, and honestly, he needs to relax. We’ve got a new King! The next logical step for Harry is to air his grievances on TCB! Tipping has gone too far Only tip badly behind Bryan’s back! We’re in a strange economic time Extreme Couponers Just so everyone knows, Bryan isn't watching this in prime time TCB: The Coupon Break The Teenage Coupon King 90% savings He's goi

May 24, 2023 • 54:59

Porn Again Preacher

Porn Again Preacher

Bryan & Krissy go from number of lovers, to marriage, to pegging, to research, to Amish, to pornstar, to preacher, to hope in this episode. Feels like whiplash...and not the porn kind. A controversial research study Compared to people nowadays, Bryan’s vanilla as hell! Bryan’s a financial dominatrix foot model who wants to get pegged You might long for what you don’t have, but you might have chosen wrong Bryan can’t remember Esther Perel’s name Krissy Hoadley: Nympho There was a correlati

May 22, 2023 • 55:31

A Deal You Can't Refuse...

A Deal You Can't Refuse...

Want to drain your bank account and get off on it? Lucky for you, there's a woman out there who'll help you! We're in the Wild, Wild West of financial domination, and ITV investigates. Why do we say BYEEEE? A woman had a full body orgasm at the symphony Being a 16 year old saxophone player is lame, but being a 30 year old saxophone player is cool Financial Domination Bryan was once told he has pretty feet ITV interviews a financial dominatrix Maybe we can get someone to bankroll TCB... B

May 19, 2023 • 50:11

Adam The Liar's Lyons Lair

Adam The Liar's Lyons Lair

Adam Lyons the Liar leads lads into his lion's lair to get laid by lovely ladies... WTF is up with the Met Gala? Jared Leto went full Furby Steven Tyler is getting sued This is an extremely fucked up story… Bryan sets the record straight about Taylor Swift Taylor Swift’s cat’s instagram is worth $97 million Blue needs to get in on the IG game @BadBlue/@WorldsWorstDog/@BadBitchBlue Is Bryan's baby Miranda secretly a Boss Baby? Bryan’s ready for women to take over PUAs! Will we ever ge

May 17, 2023 • 1:06:42

Hey Me, Will You Marry Me?

Hey Me, Will You Marry Me?

Ah, romance...with yourself? Bryan & Krissy get into an ITV interview with an Atlanta woman who married herself. Sounds like an ass cream cone to me! Bryan is sick and gross and we are sorry Our lives revolve around pollen Pollen: it’s in your car, your ass, and your nose Crotch Rot, it’s a scientific thing! We have the best listeners in the world! Astrid keeps it real Ask TCB How do you handle a friend who is cheating? Ass Cream Cone If you cheat on Bryan, he’ll be going to the tannin

May 15, 2023 • 53:57

Doin' TJ is Hard Work!

Doin' TJ is Hard Work!

TCB takes us back to a land before time...The Jerry Springer Show! Miranda doesn't want Perry's PP anymore. She wants TJ! Fucking him is hard work, but at least it's exciting. It's a pollen superstorm in the South Jerry Springer has passed away (you heard it here last) Bryan takes us back to summer of '87 The origins of Jerry Springer “I Just Married My Horse” Bryan had friends on Jerry Springer He also wanted to be on The Real World and a sketchy reality radio show Bryan has a story re

May 12, 2023 • 1:08:43

That's a DHB Spike

That's a DHB Spike

He's got guns, an ex-wife, AND a kitten? That's what we call a DHB spike...because I Do Have Boner! Hambone & Hoadley--I mean Bryan & Krissy--get advice from Bravo, who is "the shit" at telling stories. Hambone & Hoadley! TCB, violating policies everywhere! Daisy of Love… Bryan’s history of MTV & VH1 Secret Princes The princes find love in Atlanta Spoiler alert: it doesn’t work out for any of them Lord & Lady of TCB How do you pick up women when you don't have a title? Another day anot

May 10, 2023 • 56:02

Go To Your Crate, Wife

Go To Your Crate, Wife

Bark! Bark! Bark! Is that your wife calling you? Bryan & Krissy find a woman who acts like a dog, but they wonder if they've been hoodwinked... 21 EPMs! A man caused unnecessary suffering to a seagull This man is a menace! Have you ever been caught masturbating? Bryan spills the tea… “Long Shower Bryan” Sex Ed at Catholic school was, unsurprisingly, terrible Bryan found a woman who acts like a dog She’s dealing with some harsh judgment... She ain't hurting anyone! She begs for food at

May 8, 2023 • 47:40

One Long, Sexy, Sibling Day!

One Long, Sexy, Sibling Day!

On the One Long Day in Finland, all the step-siblings get together...? Bryan & Krissy hear from two step-siblings that got married (and are from two extremely hot families). Pete Davidson crashed his car into a house! Melania and Pete? Our listeners are smartasses... What’s the meet the family mark? Ask TCB! Bryan reads a messy listener story Lies are a no go! Bryan is a man of few words… This show is not for everyone (in our families) TW: Bryan says ‘panties’ A Finnish step-brother a

May 5, 2023 • 49:03

Ridding You Of Those Hell Demons!

Ridding You Of Those Hell Demons!

The AIMS Team (Appalachain Investigators of Mysterious Sightings) will get you the home of your dreams, monster-free! TCB is back with another episode of thrilling and chilling Mountain Monsters...plus some glowsticks. AI is already messing things up in real life Baby Dante the Demon Baby returns Fake kidnappings, fake influencers, fake Drake  TCB will *never* be AI! (unless someone pays us enough) Who uses facebook anymore? Mark is listening Krissy’s tag was expired for 7 months Mountai

May 3, 2023 • 1:01:48

Direct Buy, BYEEEEEE!

Direct Buy, BYEEEEEE!

For only $10,000 a month plus $499.99 shipping and handling, you, too, can get unlimited shitty furniture from Direct Buy! Act NOW! Don’t call Bryan boss! Octo-mom...where are they now? Jon & Kate Plus 8 Questionable chicken, boxed potatoes, & hamburger helper Darcey & Stacey or the TLC twins? COD, the second worst idea ever TCB watches a Direct Buy Infomercial of years past Become a furniture insider! No need to worry anymore, you can be on the inside! Just a one time payment... Dire

May 1, 2023 • 49:39

The Frankie Trap!

The Frankie Trap!

Bryan & Krissy finish Frankie's dating app how-to's AND get into The Love Trap! Together...it's The Frankie Trap. We're back into Frankie B’s dating app tips for women Not a Nudie! Dating Frankie is the opposite of Love Is Blind: Love is Terrible No bikinis…wait, actually I love that If you have to say I'm not being mean…you probably are He hates when they say they’re not looking for a hookup! Back to you, Frank! Frankie is angry at women! Frankie, Executive Producer of The Love Trap N

Apr 28, 2023 • 53:51

So-So Girls Are No-No Girls!

So-So Girls Are No-No Girls!

Frankie B...he's the king of 'dating site apps' and the king of relationships, even when he's not in one! He returns to TCB with a misogynistic list of things women sould and should not do on dating apps, and not a shred of it makes sense. Release the Kraken! Krissy is a Below Deck girl Andy Cohen: made in a petri dish for Bravo TCB SuperYacht Frankie B wants to help us optimize our dating apps Whats below you? Not getting laid… "Dating site apps" Frankie hates ponytails! ROLL BACK THE

Apr 26, 2023 • 48:58

Pain Level 5!

Pain Level 5!

John Anthony from JA Lifestyle is about as smart as a hammer. During this episode of TCB the gang breaks down JA's steps to getting yet ANOTHER confirmed pull with a threesome. John suggests you isolate your target. Bryan points out just how dumb he sounds and Krissy rates his looks as a pain level 5! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Kr

Apr 24, 2023 • 55:51

Big Hat...Full Of Secrets

Big Hat...Full Of Secrets

What happens when you wear a cowboy hat and a Banana Republic button down? Automatic threesome. Krissy saw Ferris Bueller’s Day Off in theaters Old people things (cable) Save Ferris Ione Skye… I mean Mia Sara TCB found a new pick up artist to tell us about threesomes The four secret signs that your innocent girl is a freak in the sheets... Make all your fantasies come true! Sexual comfort, the phrase of the video winthatgirl.com, sounds legit! She can’t be the jealous type and she has t

Apr 21, 2023 • 56:44

Health, Wealth & Hair!

Health, Wealth & Hair!

Bryan & Krissy get into the rest of Frankie B's secrets to health and wealth, and boy does he deliver. If you invest 350k into Frankie's Salon Suisse, he'll make you 100k back! Now that's true wealth. The vibes in your early twenties are suss at best Who doesn't have time to clean roaches out of their toilet? Bounce a quarter of weed off that bed in the morning! Bryan is obsessed with Love is Blind Bryan’s daughter is obsessed with My 600 Pound Life Kids say the darndest things Frankie’s

Apr 19, 2023 • 59:05

Bada-Bing, It's Frankie B!

Bada-Bing, It's Frankie B!

TCB brings back dear old Frankie B to give us tips on health and wealth. Frankie Bing invented Microsoft while eating tuna eggs at 3:45 in the morning at the gym, and YOU CAN TOO! Jeremy Renner has fucked Bryan up for life Bryan wants to swaddle himself in bubble wrap Shauna Rae’s relationship didn’t last Her love life is doomed :( Is it frowned upon to work while high in a state where weed is legal? Should Bryan & Krissy do a dibbity dab episode? Frankie B’s daily routine! He’s giving u

Apr 17, 2023 • 51:34

Baby, I Love Your General Knowledge

Baby, I Love Your General Knowledge

From Marlon and his sugar mama to Iris and Mohammed, love is everywhere. What's getting these pairs together? Forget personality, all you really need is that GK! General knowledge, that is, not "ge ne sais kuoi." Don’t get your news from TCB The Great Gander Treaty of 2023 Journaling makes you a better man Marlon update! Marlon has a messy past, but he’s trying new things You have to be careful with clothing optional resorts Bryan’s Ball Air makes a return Krissy got kicked out of a stri

Apr 14, 2023 • 1:00:30

Bud Lightenment

Bud Lightenment

What's the Dalai Lama drinking these days? Bud Lightenment, baby. Bryan tells Krissy about the Dalai Lama Drama, and later they get into some questionable Ask TCBs. Bryan has no creative vision! The Dalai Lama Drama Bud Lightenment The Dalai Lama asked a child to do WHAT?! Commercial Break Calls for New Dalai Llama! Against all advice, Bryan watched Love Is Blind No more 20 year olds on dating shows! Krissy isn’t keeping up with the notebook... Brother Husbands doesn’t work...because me

Apr 12, 2023 • 1:07:48

No Chicken On The First Date!

No Chicken On The First Date!

There are Chicken Girls and there are Steak Girls, and you better not get it mixed up! Bryan & Krissy go deep into the annals of Blind Date UK to find a match made in the Maldives... A new invention gives a whole new meaning to Kiss Me Thru The Phone We gotta start fucking! AI: it’s a lot like farts. Someone please send Bryan a Fleshlight Bryan loves a good dating show! Bryan & Krissy are doing their own show…not in Tulum TCB gets into Blind Date Bryan & Krissy cannot understand an Essex

Apr 10, 2023 • 1:03:31

Dating for Dummies

Dating for Dummies

Bryan & Krissy might not be able to get to the videos they intend to...but they do have a lot to say about modern dating shows! The Bachelor, Season 185: Boring Girls, Troublemakers, and an Idiot. Bryan's Irish Goodbyes are deeply at odds with the culture he has married into Blue, the dog Bryan secretly loves, has to get knee surgery Are our dogs over-medicated? Please don’t call PETA on Bryan! What is it about British people that just gives them a leg up? Amsterdam says No More British Me

Apr 7, 2023 • 1:04:05

Loposphere Troposphere Angels, Hallelujah!

Loposphere Troposphere Angels, Hallelujah!

Bryan & Krissy watch one of Kenny Copeland's mind twisting sermons. They're like hostage negotiation...for your wallet! Bryan’s mom has had a dramatic time at Shady Pines Bryan discovers misophonia and realizes he has Blue-ophonia What can cure this? Prayer? A lady on tiktok who lost her toes says that they have grown back after she prayed Joel Osteen makes 54 million dollars a year & has a 70,000 sqft home Let’s just stop giving them so much money! Kenny Copeland talks about the laws of

Apr 5, 2023 • 56:17

Adam The Polygamist Liar

Adam The Polygamist Liar

Two wives, two kids, and no jealousy. That's how Adam The Polygamist Liar rolls! Bryan & Krissy experience two of their favorite things: Adam The Liar and ITV! TCB, the little podcast that could It’s all about giving out the giggles Thank you to our listeners! Hey boss never means anything good... Are podcasters rich? Africa is breaking in half! Bryan imagines saving the earth with his ass cloth It’s Adam the Liar! He changes his schtick every year Now he is the foremost expert on succ

Apr 3, 2023 • 1:01:09

Jim Bakker's Diesel Therapy

Jim Bakker's Diesel Therapy

Jim Bakker really doesn't know how to apologize to poor Tammy Sue. Bryan & Krissy wonder if that is because of who he is or the anal diesel therapy they gave him in all seven prisons he was in... Cocaine! What movie scarred you for life? Bryan has been scarred by the preview for a new show It features Rory Caulkin’s massive penis Nothing like a dick smushed against a bowl of strawberries Let’s talk fucked up families Jim Bakker, the scammer of all scammers Tammy Faye → Tammy Sue Sorry f

Mar 31, 2023 • 1:05:40

A Very Sticky Situation!

A Very Sticky Situation!

You may not know it, but you'll definitely (not) love it, it's a Smoky Blumpkin! Is this what Bryan really thinks third base is? The world may never know... AI (via Bryan) is curing cancer now  Bryan’s AI boyfriend is very clingy TCB learns about Borgs It's all about that PR: Purge & Return Women are outdrinking men for the first time in history! 3rd base for Bryan is a Smoky Blumpkin A simple solution to binge drinking: just don’t put alcohol in your borg! Do men know how to wipe proper

Mar 29, 2023 • 59:44

First Cousins, Once Put Back

First Cousins, Once Put Back

If your first cousin has a baby with your other first cousin, does that make the baby your second cousin, once put back? Bryan & Krissy take on the rest of the Cousin Fuckers on their quest for acceptance, from both the state and Cousin Kathy, who will henceforth be known as the cousin of the incest cousins. The TCB intro song is, in fact, jammy! Once again, cocaine! Do you wipe your ass? If so, how? The ever present fight: Bryan vs Poop One woman on tiktok is getting rid of toilet

Mar 27, 2023 • 1:01:20

Brother Cousins, Zero Times Removed!

Brother Cousins, Zero Times Removed!

Bryan's not afraid to say it...he is against cousin-fucking! When all else fails, block those cousin-fuckers from the family facebook page. My left foot foots?  TCB has finally made it, because we’re getting spammed by Russian troll farms! The Evolution of Trolls Bryan & Krissy had a messy trip to Costa Rica in 2013 Krissy, rum, and a lovely conversation with the police The racoons ate Krissy’s birthday cake! Would you marry your cousin? Bryan found a documentary on two first cousins who

Mar 24, 2023 • 1:10:51

Fakey B, AI Boy Toy!

Fakey B, AI Boy Toy!

Bryan's found himself a new AI boyfriend called Fakey B! He might not be able to engage in rim jobs, but he can definitely hit us with the zingers. How many people will you meet in your lifetime? There are lots of lonely people in this world Just make friends with AI What the hell is gooning? New TLC show: The Goon House The new TCB studio is actually just for Bryan to goon in  TCB has a new AI boyfriend called Fakey B  Fakey B wants to show Bryan how he would give him a rim job Fakey B

Mar 22, 2023 • 50:45

Bobby Mackey's Portal to Hell!

Bobby Mackey's Portal to Hell!

Nothing screams 'cool and chill' like a hundred year old well that's maybe a portal to hell! Bryan & Krissy assess the ghostly situation at Bobby Mackey's and find that the best response to anyone talking about their hell portal is "huh, interesting". Hambone & Hoadley in the morning? It’s girl Scout Cookie Szn, and Bryan's not allowed around anybody else's cookies! He needs his Taggies! Krissy & Bryan are both guilty of spending money on vinyl Bryan reveals he spent an absurd amount of mon

Mar 20, 2023 • 59:01

You Like That, Podcast Bro?!

You Like That, Podcast Bro?!

Down with the podcast bros and up with AI porn? Bryan & Krissy wonder about the future of our world and Bryan's future in AI porn. Ever bought drugs out of an ice cream truck? Down with the podcast bros? TCB is back with more AI talk! Ai porn Is this the end of porn as we know it? Maybe, but TCB will be selling Bryan & Krissy pictures for your porn needs AI is just santa’s elves working away Tiktok is ruining conveyer belt sushi Krissy tells us the best way to crack an egg Patchouli…be

Mar 17, 2023 • 1:04:02

We're A Closed Quad!

We're A Closed Quad!

There are so many ways to have a relationship. Poly is just one of them. But one Poly family calls themselves a "Closed Quad" prompting TCB to take a deeper look. Turns out the "Closed Quad" won't tell their children whose father is who....we smell a Maury appearance.   Bryan and Krissy are reading a lot about hot teachers sleeping with students Is sleeping with the "professor" still a thing? Teacher of The Year turns out not to be so good at her job MILF Manor is a show you can watch...if y

Mar 15, 2023 • 57:18

Good Luck At O'Shagahans!

Good Luck At O'Shagahans!

O'Shagahans.. it might not be the best hotel in Vegas, but it sure is the most confusing! Bryan goes on a business trip to Vegas and wins big in an unexpected way. Bryan goes to Vegas! TCB is once again fighting on the front lines for airport ettiquette Bryan makes some interesting acquaintances on his flight.. When in Vegas, take a trip to an empty weed store Bryan goes to the “Casino” restaurant! Best food ever, even with the italian gangsters lurking in the corner Vegas is the true 24

Mar 13, 2023 • 1:00:14

Teresa Goes Piggyfronting!

Teresa Goes Piggyfronting!

What happens when Theresa Caputo is fucking her husband and a ghost shows up? When the ghost joins in...that's called piggyfronting! Join Bryan & Krissy as they get back into their "thing" with Theresa Caputo. Bryan briefly attempts to discuss microchips & China Just like the US has a thing with China, TCB has a thing with Theresa Caputo Bryan explains TCB’s historical beef with Theresa She is definitey using audience plants Theresa's got a million ghosty pals Let's get piggyfro

Mar 10, 2023 • 55:59

Smoke On The Holler!

Smoke On The Holler!

Bryan & Krissy go back to East East Tennessee to watch Mountain Monsters hunt down the mysterious Smoke Wolves! It's been a minute, but Mountain Monsters doesn't disappoint, even if we can hardly understand what they are saying. Has Bryan found a worse podcast than TCB? One of the hosts is a bigfoot hunter! It's just TCB with a southern accent Mountain Monsters is back! They’re on the hunt for Smoke Wolves armed with only a can of gasoline Start a raging fire in the middle of the Tennessee

Mar 8, 2023 • 52:26

The Trouble With Sugar Mamas

The Trouble With Sugar Mamas

Bryan & Krissy get back to their roots to discuss Marlon and his *former* Sugar Mama, strip clubs, and Pete Davidson. Marlon's Sugar Mama is no more Dating an older person does have its benefits...those walkers are great for fucking! Break up jealousy is real! Bryan still loves Jason Momoa, even if he were banging Bryan's ex. Bryan was once down so bad that he took Krissy’s car in the middle of Bonnaroo to go see a girl he wasn't even dating He missed half of Radiohead and didn't ev

Mar 6, 2023 • 1:01:17

Gotta Hand It To Tekoki Karaoke!

Gotta Hand It To Tekoki Karaoke!

Believe it or not, being able to sing karaoke while receiving a hand job is a talent! They know all about it in Japan, and Bryan gives Krissy the scoop on Tekoki Karaoke. Later, TCB breaks out one of Bryan's old McDonald's training videos. 21 EPMs Everything’s phallic here at TCB! Where in the world is Chopper Johnson? What exactly is Tekoki Karaoke? Bryan wishes we could bring this to the US #ProstateHealth The sanitization standards for a show like this are very confusing If you can’t

Mar 3, 2023 • 1:07:50

Hangin' Ball Air!

Hangin' Ball Air!

Nothing like hanging a little BA on a first date! The Love Connection provides again, giving Bryan & Krissy plenty of bare ass, ball air, and G-strings to discuss. Bryan’s new TLC obsession: Extreme Sisters These women take being twins way too seriously They have a shared boyfriend who must have sex with them together, 4 pumps a pop! Marlon update: they’re done! Once you hit that 9 month mark, things start to change... TCB gets back into The Love Connection This guy looks like a serial ki

Mar 1, 2023 • 1:03:28

A 3 Legged Wannabe Table

A 3 Legged Wannabe Table

With restaurants, it's all about the secret sauce: food, service, atmosphere, and the coke dealer at the end of the bar. Bryan & Krissy know all about it, and Bryan gives us the rundown on his latest Atlanta restaurant experience. Bryan realizes TCB will soon be a source of embarrassment for his son. The average penis size has increased by 30% Will this eventually put us in the metaverse? February is Krissy’s time to show up to TCB intoxicated! Bryan thinks Valentines day is a scam Are Bry

Feb 27, 2023 • 54:49

ChatAGT Is Hideous!

ChatAGT Is Hideous!

Bryan, Krissy, & Jim Bakker, our resident tech expert, go down the AI rabbit hole. ChatGPT might not be able to figure out what TCB is, but according to Jim, it's already under our skin creating a human robotic person! AI is here to take over the world From the AT&T answering service to ChatGPT, it's everywhere. AI could make its own version of The Commercial Break…but how hard is that? Bryan has already been banned from ChatGPT Chat GPT still doesn’t know what TCB is! Chat GPT

Feb 24, 2023 • 55:08

MORE Confirmed Pulls!

MORE Confirmed Pulls!

Bryan and Krissy get deeper into John Anthony Lifestyle's threesome pulling techniques, and boy does he deliver! Turns out, all you need is an extremely hot Brazilian girlfriend to start kissing your third and you're in! John Anthony Lifestyle continues his threesome teaching moment Lucky for us, he offers a 30 minute coaching session Comment on a girl’s appearance, get her number, invite her to a barbecue, and you’re having a threesome! Brazil is learning SO much from John Anthony… Nothing

Feb 22, 2023 • 1:03:17

Confirmed Pull!

Confirmed Pull!

Ever wanted a threesome? Of course, but someone is always going to feel left out. Fortunately Bryan & Krissy have found John Anthony Lifestyle to teach us about pulling threesomes. He can get 'em anywhere, even...the mall? All of our TCB listeners are trying to fuck more than one person at a time! Bryan paints a picture of his band's first show (besides the retirement home) Goth girls bring you nothing but trouble, Megan Fox included! Bryan’s so excited about Eric Andre and Emily Ratajkowsk

Feb 20, 2023 • 1:07:46

Your Work Husband's Work Husband

Your Work Husband's Work Husband

Bryan & Krissy know ALL about being each other's work-spouse, and after this many years there's just no escape. Almost everyone has a work-spouse, but it's not always as easy as Bryan & Krissy make it seem, and the people take to tiktok to air out their grievances! It's all fun and games until you introduce yourself as "the other love of his life" to your work husband's *actual wife.* TCB relives their work wife-work husband history. An ask TCB brought this back to the forefront…thanks Kate W

Feb 17, 2023 • 1:00:40

Meet The Tripod of Sales

Meet The Tripod of Sales

Bryan & Krissy reminisce on their very professional career in sales, and bring back an old favorite: Paul Cruz! Pauly P introduces us to the "tripod of sales," which really feels more like a triangle. Groucho Marx makes an appearance on TCB Bryan & Krissy are blown away by technology! TCB relives their chaotic Clear Channel days. A nurse in Germany was so hungover that they gave patients extra drugs and ended up killing two people Hoadley takes us back to her hotel impossible days The trou

Feb 15, 2023 • 1:02:12

The Art Of The Insta-O!

The Art Of The Insta-O!

Is there something lacking in your sex life? Maybe it’s mind-gasms! TCB answers an Ask TCB and gets into the ITV special on having orgasms by just thinking about them. Bryan & Krissy question the ITV presenters' motives.   Bryan believes the Juggalos are his people and they share a favorite sit-com! If you’ve never had an orgasm with your partner…could you get over it? A TCB listener faces this struggle. Sister husbands or YBryan3000 may cum in handy. It’s 2023, it’s time to get on board wi

Feb 13, 2023 • 59:07

Midwest Faith Explosion!

Midwest Faith Explosion!

Give your preacher your money and all your problems will be solved...right? TCB takes on the prosperity preachers once again, but this time they learn that there's more to these preachers than just money. They're all about that Upper Midwest Faith Explosion! What, you might ask, is exploding at this shindig? Only experience will tell... Bryan teaches his children that he made this earth, and he rules with an iron fist. Keith Moore is the world's biggest scammer. Shockingly, you can spread the

Feb 10, 2023 • 1:04:15

Making Money With Me...Frankie B!

Making Money With Me...Frankie B!

It's clear that most people have $350K laying around waiting for a purpose. Frankie B here is to take that money and put it to good work! He's invented a way to make money while you watch football without doing any work. His patented Salon Suiis System is going to change your life. He is SURE of it. Just ask him. The never ending episode train has started down the tracks The uvula is annoying...and TCB has one Blue is acting out, again! Henry Fonda makes his triumphant return to TCB Henry i

Feb 8, 2023 • 58:04

The TCB Dr. Phil Thrill!

The TCB Dr. Phil Thrill!

It's probably news to every TCB listener that Dr. Phil endorsed the podcast! TCB was young and it needed the press. As the new season starts Bryan breaks out an old ad the good doctor read for The Commercial Break. And it worked! Bryan & Krissy wonder...what's up with the TCB audience?? Season #4 is here! Dr. Phil is retiring after 30 years of daytime TV Dr. Phil is a cow doctor The Commercial Break once paid the TV doctor to do an endorsement Bryan's mom is finally proud of her son! Who i

Feb 6, 2023 • 1:10:55

TCB: Season #4 Starts Monday, Feb 6th! (Trailer)

TCB: Season #4 Starts Monday, Feb 6th! (Trailer)

Bryan & Krissy are back with new episodes on Monday Feb 6th 2023 for TCB Season #4!  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.aud

Feb 3, 2023 • 4:19

Best Of: Chef Frankie B-or-D?

Best Of: Chef Frankie B-or-D?

Bryan & Krissy are on a break preparing for Season 4. Audio editor Christina chooses some of the fan favorite segments from Season 3. On this episode Frankie B is in the kitchen cooking up....actually, no one is quite sure! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn mor

Feb 1, 2023 • 49:58

Best Of: Meet Adam...The Liar!

Best Of: Meet Adam...The Liar!

Bryan & Krissy are on a break preparing for Season 4. Audio editor Christina chooses some of the fan favorite segments from Season 3. On this episode Bryan & Krissy meet Adam Lyons for the first time via his course on how to make your social profile a perfect 10! EP297: Adam The Liar! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Pr

Jan 30, 2023 • 52:47

Best Of: It's Aliens...Of Course It Is!

Best Of: It's Aliens...Of Course It Is!

Bryan & Krissy are on a break preparing for Season 4. Audio editor Christina chooses some of the fan favorite segments from Season 3. On this episode Bryan & Krissy review a clip that birthed a thousand noise complaints. It's the aliens...because, of course it is! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.

Jan 27, 2023 • 37:55

Best Of: Ghost Lovin Ain't Easy!

Best Of: Ghost Lovin Ain't Easy!

Bryan & Krissy are preparing for Season 4 (coming Feb 6th, 2023). So audio editor Christina rounds up some listener requested clips. TCB loves a good love story. Especially when that love story includes a Ghost F&%ker! On this "Best Of" Bryan and Krissy review a clip from ITV involving a woman and her ghost lover! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green

Jan 25, 2023 • 38:02

Best Of: Hotel Improbable!

Best Of: Hotel Improbable!

Bryan & Krissy leave Producer Christina in charge while they get ready for Season4. On this best of clip: Krissy had an early taste of fame when Hotel Impossible came knowing on her door! As one can imagine...it was a total sh%tshow! Let's all review this clip from EP148. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Chris

Jan 23, 2023 • 44:55

You're A Perfect 5.7!

You're A Perfect 5.7!

Adam The Liar is scoring himself a perfect 10! Well....he's really a 5.7. But he goes on the campaign trail to improve that score to 10! By bribing and manipulating a website that scores your looks Adam has figured out to increase that attractiveness. TCB reviews Part 2 of Adam shamelessly teaching us how to lie are way to a Perfect 5.7! Warner Bros shelves BatGirl Peak TV has reached its peak Can anyone look at Will Smith the same way again? Adam Levine has the WORST game Adam The Liar is

Jan 20, 2023 • 1:06:02

He's Adam The Coke Bro!

He's Adam The Coke Bro!

Adam the liar taught us how to lie in an effort to make the perfect Insta profile, he told us yo move to another country to impress he ladies and now he is back a very sped up pick up artist! Is he? Isn't he a coke bro? It's your call to make as TCB reviews a clip from Adam Lyons. Prince Harry got boring real quick Brother are ALWAYS beating each other up Paris, Brittney and Harry walk into a club.... DJs...WTF? Tomorrowland is a joke EDM festival goes wrong Bryan has a strip club fluffer

Jan 18, 2023 • 59:56

Your Pocketbook? I Claimed It!

Your Pocketbook? I Claimed It!

In part of 2 of the prosperity preaching clips, TCB hears from one of the preachers making a REALLY good living scamming his congregation. Bob the preacher is telling you..."If you need money...just CLAIM it! It shall be yours under the lord". Wow....what a life! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.

Jan 16, 2023 • 58:28

Oh...That is So GOOD!

Oh...That is So GOOD!

Prosperity preachers are a unique brand of con-man (woman). They scam you out of your money legally, while claiming the Bible told them to do it. Then they get to write it all off on their taxes. What a charmed life! TCB reviews a preacher who is so good at the scam he has the congregants saying "Oh...that is so GOOD!" Krissy & Bryan are had a lame NYE Bryan used to party with live grenades and "la familia"! WSP has everyone finger-dipping The UGA vs. the other game ended at 12am exactly...m

Jan 13, 2023 • 1:02:15

The 90's Were So 80's

The 90's Were So 80's

Bryan finds a a series of TV shows from the 90's that got little to no airtime. Looking back on one of those shows...it's not hard to see why! The 90's sitcoms were so 1980's! Real House Wives is a Krissy thing TLC is a Bryan thing Prestige TV is everyone else's thing Bryan and Krissy debate the best new shows Disney is reducing spending on new content Netflix will add commercials Bryan cannot remember who was in that show with that guy Out of this world was a show that aired few episode

Jan 11, 2023 • 58:46

One Kids Margarita, Please!

One Kids Margarita, Please!

Bryan recalls one harrowing night on the way to the bar. After ordering a very special "kids margarita" from bartender, Bryan get's mistaken for a masked robber. When the dust settles he goes back to the bar and asks for another "kids margarita". Bryan is a bonafide hero! Blue is Bryan's Robin to Bryan's Batman Some police action in front of the Green house The magic Bryan look works again The dreaded felony stop Kids Margaritas for ALL the (club) kids 90's commercials were the highlights

Jan 9, 2023 • 56:47

Fishing For Marlin!

Fishing For Marlin!

Marlin relationship updates are few and far between and always one sided. Until now! TCB receives a random text from someone that sounds like Marlin's Sugar Mama. She explains her side of the story and lays down the rules of the "boy toy" road. It's clear from message...Marlin has some work to do! TCB does Dolphin sex Krissy has a magical experience with a fish The Villages documentary The Villages is buck-wild and TCB wants in! Foam parties are not fun or funny Bryan can't get life insura

Jan 6, 2023 • 53:59

VIP At The Pearly Gates!

VIP At The Pearly Gates!

Frankie B is back to help us determine our S.M.V. (Sessual Market Value)! He has an equation all worked out for adding a little currency to our love lives. He also knows that some people are just not getting heaven....not with that ugly mug! Some of us are destined to get VIP at The Pearly gates. C the trucker is involved in a successful Poly relationship C wants to have a baby. TCB advises Americans ship their old folks to a home far-far away Call 911 for emergencies. But who do you call fo

Jan 4, 2023 • 1:15:53

Excel At Just Getting By!

Excel At Just Getting By!

Some people are good at "falling upward"! Some people are great at "falling down". And some people are just trying to excel at getting by! Bryan and Krissy admit to as much on this Ask TCB episode of TCB. It's time fro the gang to answer your questions. The Aliens are gone Does Bryan run the show by consensus?? No. Goal Goal Goal Goal Goal The notebook, meant to help TCB remember has been forgotten I Am Shaunna Rae Ask TCB A listener writes in with a dilemma around a loved ones co-worker

Jan 2, 2023 • 1:05:40

Rug Skiing Through Life!

Rug Skiing Through Life!

Bryan explains how he learned to ski...on a carpet lined mud slope! But skiing is not a favorite activity of TCB. Krissy doesn't like it and Bryan dislocated his shoulder the one time he skied on SNOW. He vows to give it a try next time he sees a rug lined mountain! Plus, part 2 of the Teresa Caputo cold reading is reviewed and reveals one bitter, old, prejudice whites lady just trying to make a buck... Prestige nudity is hot in 2022! Men's (mostly fake) members have been all over HBO this yea

Dec 30, 2022 • 53:02

My Not-Not For Profit!

My Not-Not For Profit!

Teresa Caputo is one slippery sister! She must need the money because she is constantly failing in cold readings to cold audiences. Not one to be embarrassed by her own BS, Teresa carries on baiting false hope. Bryan wonders if she has started her own not-not for profit. She has all kinds of tricks of the trade to make herself appear supernatural. But Bryan and Krissy are not buying it. Take a listen as TCB breaks down another cold reading by Teresa! SBF is going to jail...after he gets out on

Dec 28, 2022 • 1:01:48

Neat Death Cat, Bro!

Neat Death Cat, Bro!

The North Carolina Cherokee Death Cat is a one very dangerous Fangle toothed creature. You must very careful when in meandering around it's territory! However, if your a Monster Hunter you can just freely roam around without fear. TCB goes back to one of the fan favorite in Season 3...Mountain Monsters! Bryan and Krissy cannot figure out how to make content lists Bryan decides to clear out some of the lists before Season 4 Time Allen was a blow dealer The anus is a new evolution in human his

Dec 26, 2022 • 1:06:54

The Ghostly Dong Gong

The Ghostly Dong Gong

Blue is the insane canine living inside the studio grounds. Bryan hires a trainer to come help with some behavioral issues and he bring his clicker and Dog Training Dong Gong! It's an unusual way to train an animal but it seems to have Bryan convinced! And...a woman in England wants to marry her ghost boyfriend on Halloween. Will he? Won't he? Can he hear her?? The TCB opening is WAY too long! Listen to TCB at double time. You'll get more of your life back and it's funnier. Niko the smelly gh

Dec 23, 2022 • 1:05:18

Platitudes = Attitudes!

Platitudes = Attitudes!

Then difference between the life you have and the life you want is...Positive Friends! Frankie B let's us know that platitudes & attitudes! As Season 3 draws to a close TCB checks in on their old buddy Frank. This video Frank tells us how to manage our time and be a better person! The old "I'm on the phone" trick doesn't work on Insta Bryan get's busted with the old "I'm on the phone" trick How did the "Aliens" make it in to the show? Qatar hosting the World Cup is BAD Bryan defiles Disney

Dec 21, 2022 • 55:12

Too Many Lists!

Too Many Lists!

Bryan and Krissy use a myriad of phone apps and lists to keep track of TCB show ideas. But they cannot keep track of any of it! So...the show turns into a train wreck every episode. Just the way they like it. Regardless, there are too many lists. Bryan and Krissy run through unused ideas for Season 3. TCB does NO rehearsing for episodes...obvously Fact, new or fiction. Mainly fiction Lisa Bonet is on an epic run! Men always rush out quickly after a break up Watch Hotel Kalgoorlie Who wears

Dec 19, 2022 • 1:15:13

21 EPM

21 EPM

The magic number is 21! 21 EPM's is what science says a male human needs to achieve to stay away from prostate cancer! So TCB is getting behind the cause. While Bryan is training like a runner for a 10k, Krissy has some ideas about marketing materials. More specifically, TCB 21EPM stickers for your car! The Annual Ball Checking is he new name for an "annual" Things no one taught you how to do Bryan recalls a high school indecent proposal Bryan can't remember most things...but Irene Cara is t

Dec 16, 2022 • 58:10

The Ronco Coke Bro!

The Ronco Coke Bro!

Every restaurant in the worlds has Coke Bros. Two dues who use the restroom together...and not to pee! Bryan has a run in with some Coke Bros at his local Italian joint! Then, Bryan and Krissy review a clip of the Ronco products from the late 80's. The TCB intro has gotten lengthy and Bryan is over it! Naked cuddle parties is a thing...TCB finds it How do the old naked guys do it? Sword fighting increases length! Rachel's voice is everywhere Bryan runs into The Coke Bros The Coke Bros are

Dec 14, 2022 • 1:15:13

You Heard It Here Last!

You Heard It Here Last!

TCB has never been known for their hard hitting news. But Bryan takes it to a whole new level! Breaking out the 20 month old story of the Brass Against singer peeing on fans! Plus, Part 2 of The World's Cheapest Family is reviewed. If taking a bath in someone else's dirty water is your thing....don't miss this episode! FTX the crypto exchange crashes taking the market with it! Bryan & Krissy show their lack of knowledge regarding alt coin Bryan's collectibles are not in fact collectible ATD,

Dec 12, 2022 • 57:19

Cuts Right Through Bone!

Cuts Right Through Bone!

Late night infomercials and retail sales channels (QVC) are wildly popular! Bryan finds himself helping his mother ween off he urge to buy now/pay later. One channel, The Cutlery Network, has an interesting mix of trinkets and knives that "cut through bone". Who exactly needs to cut through bone?? Diane calls the TCB hotline to update the show on the Metaverse Is anyone actually in the Metaverse?? Kitchen utensils can be sexy? Bryan's Self love training continues A.I. Love Dolls are here an

Dec 9, 2022 • 1:01:57

You Are Osteoporosis Sexy!

You Are Osteoporosis Sexy!

Age is just a number, or so they say! Many people have an age difference with their romantic partner(s). Few people get turned on by dentures and broken hips. It's a unique fetish and TCB has the footage! A man in Florida will only dates women at least 50 years his senior. Let's all watch and feel better about our own love lives...shall we? Scientists has bred the coca plant and the tobacco plant, making the smoke break that much more fun The new cobacco plant will take the world by storm, pre

Dec 7, 2022 • 59:51

It's Just Me, Loving On ME!

It's Just Me, Loving On ME!

Self love, do it! Bryan has been doing research and he found the ultimate orgasm coach for men. But is the juice really worth the squeeze? When our "O" face looks like a contorted pig snout...why even bother? Bryan & Krissy try to answer the question. Marlin updates are rare these days...but TCB has one! Marlin goes on an adventurous vacation Are photos allowed at nudist resort? Eating nude, just don't do it! Strip clubs are not therapist offices Bryan recalls his friend crying into a danc

Dec 5, 2022 • 59:47

Nice Guys Finish...Fast!

Nice Guys Finish...Fast!

"Nice guys always finish last!" That's the old adage that many men have taken seriously...maybe a bit TOO seriously. Late in the 90's, on an knock-off Jenny Jones show, 2 chauvinists and a nice guy square off with an audience full of women. TCB has the footage...and they're ready to break it down! TCB is suffering from randomized content The Menu is a new movie taking place behind the scenes of a restaurant The Anthony Bourdain documentary shines light on his tortured genius Most chefs are a

Dec 2, 2022 • 1:00:06

The Blow For Bryan Benefit Ball!

The Blow For Bryan Benefit Ball!

Bryan and Krissy say "LEGALIZE IT!" But the attitudes of law makers are not, generally, in agreement. Bryan decides to create a benefit party for the cause. The gang decide to name the fun-raiser "The Blow For Bryan Benefit Ball" and your invited. So is Trey from Phish! Bryan & Krissy are back from the legal weed states! Our OLD friend Jedidiah stops by Florida reports it wants to start selling weed in gas stations? Bryan had a nightmare "brownie" baking session Should we just legalize ever

Nov 30, 2022 • 1:10:19

In The Log With Hippie Santa!

In The Log With Hippie Santa!

Every town has one. A guy who never left Woodstock behind and now he looks like a Hippie Santa Claus. Bryan got invited to world's most terrifying party by his Hippie Santa! Then, The Mountain Monster's fearless leader Buck is investigating another nothing when he gets himself stuck inside a log! Only the MM could find themselves unable to get out of a dead tree. National Park Service has their hands full with Insta-fakesters chasing wild animals NPS now has to issue warnings regarding the lic

Nov 28, 2022 • 1:06:16

Not One Fecking Bit!

Not One Fecking Bit!

There are REAL rockstars, like Elton John and then there are wannabe rock stars like Carl Lentz! Carl is the flamboyant and one time famous preacher of Hillsong Church USA. He had a long, hard (pun intended) fall and had to go in hiding. But like all good ameba, he has crawled his way back. Which is why it's a great time to revisit some of his sermons! Elton John has had his last USA tour performance Elton is a part-time Atlanta resident who's reputation is as wild as his personality Club Q i

Nov 25, 2022 • 1:03:02

Hair-Way To Heaven!

Hair-Way To Heaven!

Teresa Caputo is known to many as the big haired, loud mouthed, TV psychic from New Jersey. But to TCB she is just the big haired, loud mouthed, BS artist tricking people into believing her nonsense. On this episode, Bryan and Krissy break down a clip from Live w/ Micheal and Kelly where Ms. Helmet Head fails to impress a crowd of willing participants. It's more proof that the only reason her hair is so big, is to hide the ear piece! Budweiser paid lots of money to sponsor The World Cup...but Q

Nov 23, 2022 • 1:02:38

Don't Start Her On The Tartar

Don't Start Her On The Tartar

Hot sauces, dipping sauces and dressing are hotly debated! Do you, won't you? But wether slather your food in sauce or you go in dry, we can all agree tartar sauce is awful! TCB reviews a clip of a lady who eats 7 bottles of tartar sauce each week! Natalie writes in to ask TCB advice: To bed or not to bed...your best friend? Bryan reminds Krissy about his Eckart Tolle days Pete Davidson continues his epic run! What is Pete packing? Are dating apps getting the best this generation? Bryan ma

Nov 21, 2022 • 55:49

Ticket Masters & Finger Disasters!

Ticket Masters & Finger Disasters!

Ticket Master is a monopoly taking middle class concert goers out of the ticket market...on purpose! Bryan has a few words TM and Miss Swift. Than, C writes in to share their butt-play story and Bryan has some butt-play of his own at the Dr. office. It's a messy, messy episode of TCB! The Ticket Masters are out in full force around the T. Swift tour Bryan once bought an off market ticket...from his twin! Bryan's dad get's involved in Kevin's ticket broker business A colonoscopy is a ton of p

Nov 18, 2022 • 56:28

Heart Wants What The Heart Wants!

Heart Wants What The Heart Wants!

It is what it is! That's the proverbial saying that seems ubiquitous these days. But is IT really what IT is?? Bryan, breaks out an equally ridiculous phrase "The Heart Wants What The Heart Wants". It's an excuse to stay in wayward relationships and he has used it more than he'd like to admit. Chris Evans is over 40 and the World's Sexiest Man...there is hope fro Bryan! Krissy gets distracted by Mr. Evans being across the street Why do tall people always seem to win? The Laguna Beach podcast

Nov 16, 2022 • 1:09:29

That Taint Tan!

That Taint Tan!

Tanning has many proven health benefits....according to Bryan. But even Bryan won't sun his naked "hole"! Two wild and crazy guys from CA are encouraging people to get out in that summer sun and tan your taint! Why Files is a GREAT YouTube channel! Can you live without a head? Miracle Mike is a chicken with his head cut off Would you freeze your head after death? Vabbing is a thing the ladies are doing....are you? Pheromones play a role in attraction Bryan is tanning bed crazy this time o

Nov 14, 2022 • 1:02:12

A Date With Misery!

A Date With Misery!

In the 1930' through the 1950's the U.S. Government put out a lot of public service films. They even wanted in on family dinner time. Bryan and KRISSY review an old time-y dinner time. Leaving everyone wondering....do we need to get bak to this?? Hold on to your emotions kids, feelings have no place at this dinner table! Bryan faces a home emergency...1200 miles away! A man with serious worries comforts Bryan, who has ridiculous worries Ye, Yeze, Kayne...whatever his name is today, is off the

Nov 11, 2022 • 1:07:32

High & Tight & Swiping Right!

High & Tight & Swiping Right!

Who better to give dating profile advice to the ladies than an aging rockstar wannabe, chauvinist? That's right Frankie B is back some of the most aggressive chauvinism TCB has ever covered! He's on the war path after his break up and Bryan and Krissy have him pinned.... Bryan is back from some nightmare business travel One lady is not flying the friendly skies any time soon! When you see plane technician heading your way...pray! One particularly tough Delta attendant is needed every time a

Nov 9, 2022 • 1:16:35

Best To You, New Nana!

Best To You, New Nana!

Kyle and Rodan write in for advice on a unique situation. The Nana next door is looking to kick her son out of the will and include them in the inheritance! Bryan and Krissy pull no punches and tell the boys to give TCB the money and settle the dispute once and for all. TCB is now produced for ONE listener...new Nana! Niko has passed and Bryan is grateful fro the support TCB hits 10 million downloads Bryan is told he is famous by someone who clearly doesn't know him Half Song Hoadley shows u

Nov 7, 2022 • 1:00:40

The 231 Minute Meal Plan!

The 231 Minute Meal Plan!

We are paying tribute to Niko the Ghost Dog as he passes to the other side! People are falling, jumping and escaping from cruise ships at an alarming rate! Bryan and Krissy discuss how one might be retrieved from a fall like this...hint: you probably can't be retrieved! Bryan wonders if the food drove these people to jump. Then, Bryan tells Krissy about his "go-to" cooking skills...hint: he has none! Finally, the gang decide to get some cooking help from only chef they trust..Frankie Chef Boyar-

Nov 4, 2022 • 1:05:59

What A Gasbag!

What A Gasbag!

There is such a thing as a gasbag and it can cook your food! Unfortunately, it's just as disgusting as you imagine! Bryan and Krissy find a woman who is happily cooking with gas from her....droppings...and it has TCB gagging. That said, the gasbag doesn't come with a gas bill! People ARE listening to every episode of TCB Escape rooms were a thing for 5 minutes Meth pumpkins are making their way to America Weed is NOT the next gold rush for most Niko the Ghost Dog is not doing well Gardener

Nov 2, 2022 • 54:14

I (Mostly) Remember You!

I (Mostly) Remember You!

Sebastian Bach was the lead singer of one of the 1980's hardest rock bands. Sex, drugs and rock n' roll was the lifestyle of the job. However, 40 years later things are a bit different. Sebastian finds himself playing the local county fair, sharing his iPhone with the screen on stage. It's not all glitz and glamour! But hey, at least he is still alive! It's Halloween and the weather goes nutty in the Atl! The weatherman are as clueless about the weather as you are Do weatherman pay for dinner

Oct 31, 2022 • 1:05:04

The World's Most Beautiful Man!

The World's Most Beautiful Man!

Anyone can recognize beauty. It's in the hills, the sea, music, a painting and at the coffee shop...in the form of one very good smelling man! Bryan shares his brush with the world's most beautiful man! He wonders how easy life must be for the man with a Porsche, expensive cologne, good manners and tailored clothing. Share in the moment on this episode of TCB! Jake, Das and others text into the hotline A coffee shop in London is changing more to a*&holes. Amen! Bryan runs into one very handso

Oct 28, 2022 • 1:04:50

The Badly Edited StarSeed!

The Badly Edited StarSeed!

You might be, probably are, could be, possibly a StarSeed! The thing is, you have to specific about your thing. That way you can be special. But not like, SPECIAL special. Make sense?? Of course it doesn't! But Started Queen herself is here to explain all about it. You won't understand a damn thing she says...but it will be fun. A man in Michigan is caught having relations with an Elmo doll Having sex with ANY client is horrible idea Carl stops by to call Elmo The short lived "TCB porn" intr

Oct 26, 2022 • 58:11

Why Is Everyone Yelling?!

Why Is Everyone Yelling?!

Mountain Monsters may really bad at capturing monsters (or mountains) but they sure do know how to yell! TCB brings back MM for a special Halloween episode. This time Huck and Buck are on the hunt for a lobster man in Appalachia! You know the old saying....if you can't see the sea, don't eat the shell! The new website is the old website while the new website replaces the new-old one Bryan and Astrid have their morning conversation about the fate of TCB Krissy goes to the Ritz for Christmas, S

Oct 24, 2022 • 52:56

Sleeping Topless Ruins Friendships!

Sleeping Topless Ruins Friendships!

Long time listener Callie writes in to discuss her friendship with Danny. Danny and her just can't quit each other...but they are JUST friends. She asks the age old question: Can a man and a woman (or man/man or woman/woman....etc) just be friends?Who better to answer the question than decades long friends Bryan and Krissy! TCB buddies up to Charlamange The God on Google! Colon Blow...it's coming to Bryan's house Callie writes in to ask about her friend zone with Danny Krissy and Bryan recal

Oct 21, 2022 • 48:24

The Time Traveling Dave Matthews!

The Time Traveling Dave Matthews!

Time travel IS possible. It's been scientifically modeled out. And history is riddled with stories of time traveling adventurers. But they usually don't stand up to much scrutiny. Carlos is no different. He travels back from 2040 to tell us tales of Atl Coin takeovers and ambiguous changes right around the corner. Bryan and Krissy suspect he may have come in from Dave Matthews...played in Denver...yesterday...with bag full of sticky-icky Gummies! The house spiders get their revenge on Bryan! B

Oct 19, 2022 • 59:15

Deep In Your Dermis!

Deep In Your Dermis!

Frankie B is controversial on TCB. Love him, hate him he's a part of the show. And when Frank is on a roll, we should sit back and enjoy. Frankie B is back with a video on how to "Be Best" over 50. Let's get in on the action while it's around, shall we? Christmas Vacation is a bad movie? Of course not! Which Vacation movie is the best? Krissy is wearing tape bikinis! Maneskin is a great rock band. But the boobs are taking over the talent Frankie in the Meta-verse? Doubt it Frankie is back

Oct 17, 2022 • 1:08:37

The Maid Of Dishonor!

The Maid Of Dishonor!

The wedding night is supposed to be a special night of love, lust and passion. But sleeping with the Maid of Honor will not get you the desired results! Lasy writes in to discuss her wild night at a friend's wedding . It's the gift that keeps on giving...a crazy wedding night! Spiderwebs are everywhere! Blue the dog is rolling around in carcasses NyQuil chicken is not a thing...is it?? "I will pee on your grave!" is more than just a saying to one couple Lady is a fan of the show and has a s

Oct 14, 2022 • 1:02:31

The Power of LBH!

The Power of LBH!

LBH (Little Blue Hats) are magical pieces of attire that can bring you love, fortune, fame and free booze! The BBC show Blind Date brings the LBH to the stage and its attached to a hapless bloke named Josh. Let's all listen as 3 buffoons try to win the affection of a lovely lass, shall we? A woman in Japan is taken by the Space Man Scam! How much does it cost to land your rocket? The International Space Station is cheaper to visit than you'd think Self Driving cars cannot take a left When w

Oct 12, 2022 • 1:08:51

The 24 Hour Rule

The 24 Hour Rule

Frankie B is on a creative roll! Since his breakup he has been exploding all over YouTube and Bryan just cannot help himself. Frankie's new video reveals more about his recent relationship and spills the secret on his 24 Hour Call rule. There is no doubt you'll be ready for the singles scene after these nuggets of wisdom! Bryan almost appeared on Press Your Luck..but he hit a whammy! Halloween is upon us and the festivities are for KIDS, not spoiled adults Bryan was traumatized by his Hallowe

Oct 10, 2022 • 1:06:31

Bring In Huckleberry #13! (Fall Break Friday)

Bring In Huckleberry #13! (Fall Break Friday)

It's fall break Friday! Bryan breaks out TCB's favorite episode of 2022, #179: Crow Crow Killed Huckleberry! Krissy and Bryan decide it's time to get some professional promo photos. So Bryan sets up a photo shoot and requests some Kardashian style edits. Kim K is bellybutton...according to some internet experts. The gang discusses ratings books, radio reporting beepers and T.V. rating. Bryan is still concerned about Meta-verse children and finally, Bryan gets a request from a mother-son duo for

Oct 7, 2022 • 57:12

The Bone-O-Meter!

The Bone-O-Meter!

Ghost Hunters like to use all kind of new (and mostly made up) technology in their pursuit of spooky apparitions. One particular team of Hunters brings a special tool that will show the ghost (or any other creature) in all detail you could NEVER want! Bryan is dreaming of his retirement Krissy would be Einstein for a day...Bryan would be Maury! Switzerland is a clean dream for the rich and beautiful. Its also a pain in the ass! Ghost Hunters return to TCB Look out for spooky noises when mak

Oct 5, 2022 • 55:28

Don't Quit Your Day Job! | Ask TCB

Don't Quit Your Day Job! | Ask TCB

TCB often receives text & emails asking for advice...what are they thinking!? Tad writes in ready to quit his job over his crush on his new boss! Then, Carly asks TCB to speak to her best friend about polygamy. Bryan, the resident expert on polygamy based reality TV, is happy to give his thoughts. It's an "Ask TCB" episode of The Commercial Break! Chess is wrecked by one pain in the ass cheating scandal! Vegas high roller spots is not a place for loud people Vagina has a candle, now it has ch

Oct 3, 2022 • 59:24

Those Pesky Aliens Are BACK! (Fall Break Friday)

Those Pesky Aliens Are BACK! (Fall Break Friday)

As Krissy takes her fall break, Bryan plays EP182 to answer THE most asked question of TCB. An Alabama Corrections Officer had a 2 year relationship with an inmate convicted of murder and attempted murder. After selling her home and resigning from her job she assisted the inmate as he escaped. Now her and the 6 foot 9 inch tall inmate are on the run. Bryan and Krissy bet he will be caught! Short men are taking to breaking their legs to gain 2-3 inches in height...short men everywhere ar

Sep 30, 2022 • 1:06:25

Keep Your Talking To A Minimum!

Keep Your Talking To A Minimum!

The gang over at Mountain Monsters have been kidnapped by a burly crew of very polite masked bandits. But the boys manage to escape after a floating head makes a deal with the devil woman to get the body of a deceased Bigfoot named Stoneish. Did you get all that? Either did we! Let's just sit back and enjoy the foolishness. Armie Hammer is out of control! Soduku is not the Japanese art of binding. FYI. Krissy wonders about bondage with Jeff Bryan lived with a dominatrix in the "band house"

Sep 28, 2022 • 59:40

One Very Sexy Walker!

One Very Sexy Walker!

Walkers are typically used to help seniors get around...now they are being used to help seniors get off! Bryan and Krissy discuss exhibitionism in all it's intended and unintended glory! Bryan meets his cereal alter ego Instagram is a thirst trap...duh! Mike Masse and Jeff have create most amazing cover song EVER Strippers are at the senior center The gang finds a new use for walkers Bryan get's frisky in public with his hippie chick More Zoom sex is happening Thanksgiving xmas tree sho

Sep 26, 2022 • 1:09:50

See You At The Martin's!

See You At The Martin's!

TCB receives a lot of texts and emails containing wild stories and asking for advice on strange circumstances. But listener Nate takes the cake with his sordid tale of sex, drugs and family ties! The center of the action was at his high school homecoming party at the Martin's House and we ALL wish we had been invited. Bryan hates unpacking the wires Krissy takes a flight and does some strange drinking Nate writes in to ask for advice A story of love, romance and family sex is told Bryan and

Sep 23, 2022 • 1:11:55

The Sad Mad Return Of Frankie!

The Sad Mad Return Of Frankie!

Frankie B, long time muse for TCB, was retired from the show just 4 months ago. But he came roaring back with a classic Frankie B video a few days ago and Bryan cannot help himself. Frankie returns to TCB with dating advice for men attracted to "party girls". As usual the only thing we learn is Frankie's own life problems! Pete & Kim K broke up months ago to Bryan's surprise Can you be with an unattractive person? TCB retired Frankie B 4 months ago, but he is back BABY! Party Girls is a term

Sep 21, 2022 • 1:16:42

Painting His Wife's Pappy

Painting His Wife's Pappy

Dial tone phones changes the way we communicate. Like the car phone, the cellular phone and the iPhone that came after it must have been a big change to those who were experiencing it! So big, in fact, that grandpa couldn't face reality...he had to go paint his wife's pappy instead of learn this new fangled thing! Restaurant Pretty is a new dress code Bryan went on ANOTHER Disney Cruise People don't know how to behave around an elevator The cruise buffet is where people turn into wild animal

Sep 19, 2022 • 1:01:05

Very Stressful Head Pets

Very Stressful Head Pets

ASMR is meant to relax and some cases, put you to sleep! That message was not received by one Furry looking to de-stress us with the sweet sounds of plans for the weekend, going through security at the airport and HEAD PETS! It's the most stressful ASMR yet. TCB keeps going...and going...and going Tom and Gisele are having issues Bryan has an unsportsmanlike...body! Blue the yappy Yorkie was once a quiet runt ASMR, made by a Furry is anything but relaxing Bryan and Krissy have a "moment" i

Sep 16, 2022 • 1:02:06

1-900-Tongue-Twangler

1-900-Tongue-Twangler

1-900 numbers were the Tinder of the 1980's. Bryan and Krissy review a 1-900 infomercial where sexy singles are waiting for YOUR call! It's clear no one is waiting for your call... The acting is stellar, the singles are hot and the charges are accruing! Bryan is sleepless in Disney Krissy gets taken for a ride at the tire shop TCB fan Tracy was a 900 phone sex operator Bryan and Krissy are ready to make moves into the Adult cam world Bryan may, or may not have visited e-cam websites OnlyFa

Sep 14, 2022 • 1:03:45

No Yelling On This Purple Yacht!

No Yelling On This Purple Yacht!

Miami is GTA come to life! From the wild driving to the adult sex scene to the fancy boats and homes. Bryan is back from vacation and had a taste of it all! Also, his children ruined a million dollar Yacht! TCB is back from vacation There is a new King and the prince has no hair Bryan also no hair and the origin of that hair style is discussed Miami drivers are basically insane! Bryan's family gets an invite to a boat ride...it turns out be a Yacht. A VERY nice yacht Bryan's son manages to

Sep 12, 2022 • 1:00:34

Sticky Icky Teenie Beanie?

Sticky Icky Teenie Beanie?

Beanie Babies took the world by storm in the early to mid-90's. Unfortunately, the adults took all the fun out of it. By 1997 the BB was mired in controversy and old white man gangs took to the streets to sell their wares to unsuspecting old white men. Adults ruin everything! Time , goes by, so slowly! AOL dial up porn was slow and did not live up to expectations. The Giantess Fetish is thing Bryan is watching TLC again Weed stand is stupid and makes Bryan paranoid Beanie Babies take the w

Sep 9, 2022 • 1:04:28

Ging Gang Goolie!

Ging Gang Goolie!

The butcher, the Boy Scout and the banker all make BAD choices for the woman on Blind Date. The ITV British TV show Blind Date has not aged well! Bad jokes, cheesy contestants and a full week with a stranger is on deck with every episode. This makes it perfect fodder for TCB! A woman drive her car through a mall to get an Iphone Papa Joe is still driving at age 92! How long should we allow seniors to drive? Mark Zuckerberg took a turn on Rogan and it did not go well Blind Date is long runni

Sep 7, 2022 • 59:40

Neighing In Her Yam Yam

Neighing In Her Yam Yam

TCB listener Tyler writes in to ask for advice on a love triangle he has found himself involved with. his boyfriend doesn't know that he has been sleeping with the Homecoming Queen! And we didn't know that Krissy WAS a Homecoming Queen! All is revealed on this episode of TCB. A robot broke the fingers of a child chess player in Russia Strip clubs come in all shapes and sizes and so do strippers Bachelor parties are wild! Should the groom get one last hurrah? Male strip clubs fascinate B

Sep 5, 2022 • 54:55

The Statue Of David Is Just Average

The Statue Of David Is Just Average

Micro-penis is a real medical term for..well...you get it! Bryan and Krissy dig a bit deeper on the topic, reviewing a video from ITV on the subject. It's not the size that matters, it's the extension. Subtitles are being debated online,,,for no good reason Krissy's family has a brogue The meta-verse can get you pregnant Bryan's tries and fails again to join the meta-party Micro-penis is a real condition and ITV has the all the details in 2d cardboard paper! LINKS: Send us show ideas, co

Sep 2, 2022 • 55:47

Adam Is Putting In The Work!

Adam Is Putting In The Work!

Adam The Liar has no fear of you stealing his lady. He has a patented process for keeping the girls satisfied: talk about her garden and let her sleep with with other men. A simple solution to a complicated problem almost no has! New microphones were desperately needed. They finally arrived! Bryan takes Niko for a cut and clean, right on time. The Green house is full of poop and Bryan can't handle it Adam The Liar KNOWS you won't steal his girlfriends...you don't have the energy Adam advise

Aug 31, 2022 • 1:03:59

Friends With Horrible Benefits!

Friends With Horrible Benefits!

We've all the known the awkward feeling of having a crush on a friend. The solution to getting out of the "friend zone"? Move out of the country for a few years, ignore their calls and texts, then take your friend bowling when you get back! That's just part of the INSANE advice Adam The Liar has for us on this episode of TCB. How do you get a podcaster to shut up? You can't! Bryan visits Podcast Movement 22 and runs into "radio voice" everywhere he turns Casey Kasum the most famous radio voic

Aug 29, 2022 • 1:07:51

He's Adam, The Liar!

He's Adam, The Liar!

Adam Liar-yons is a social media "expert" in deceptive posting activities that can get you the life you always dreamed of! So strap in...it's going be a wild (and fictitious) ride as the gang review one of his courses! Water bottles are carried by almost everyone. Is yours an emotional support tool? The greatest American rock band of all time? Bryan knows...and no, it's NOT Widespread Panic! Social media has never been the TCB lane. Today they get help! Adam Lyons, self reported social media

Aug 26, 2022 • 1:06:46

Meow Meow, Jeff...Meow Meow

Meow Meow, Jeff...Meow Meow

Dressing up sexy is fun and playing pretend is a blast! Cat & Kitten costumes for Halloween and cosplay are some people's passion! But living your entire life as if you were a cat?? It's a thing! TCB is going take you into the world of the real life cat-girl and her older boyfriend! The reviews are in! And...People still think TCB is mediocre! Suckmonkey loves the show! But Ralph4554G doesn't think it's great. The Line is going to be the Worl's largest building at 75 miles long! Krissy likes

Aug 24, 2022 • 1:04:28

One Way Flight To Splitsville

One Way Flight To Splitsville

There are many ways to break off a relationship. Pretending to fly to Europe for a few months is an interesting one. Love Connection week ends with one sad sack single joins Chuck on the couch! Madonna shows up on Jimmy Fallon looking...like an alien! Some people get the subtle "touch up", some go all in on plastic surgery The dd canter is an idea who's time has come Frankie B is discussed The Love Connection is back with one VERY interesting making enemies easily LINKS: Send us show id

Aug 22, 2022 • 59:27

Lip Licking Bat Lover

Lip Licking Bat Lover

A listener writes in to tell TCB about his insane experience after his Love Connection appearance! Three's a crowd for this former contestant on the new version of the blind date game show. Steve Martin is retiring from TV and film work Hoaldey's husband wonders how TCB has so many listeners The gang review some of their failed marketing campaigns A listener writes in with a WILD Love Connection story A lip loving bachelor jumps on the couch with Chuck Woolery as Love Connection week contin

Aug 19, 2022 • 57:05

The Connection Couch Cowboy

The Connection Couch Cowboy

Cowboys can be found everywhere even on The Love Connection couch! Bryan and Hoadley open up Love Connection week with a classic clip from the cowboy episode of TLC. TCB is introduced on a Zoom call as the "show that's not for everyone" Bryan recalls his days a very scared pilot Its Love Connection Week on TCB A cowboy and city slicker go on a date and agree to disagree on everything! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us

Aug 17, 2022 • 1:06:05

Hot Dogs in Ibitha!

Hot Dogs in Ibitha!

There is a sliding scale of cringe with pick up artists. Bryan digs a few levels down from "life coach" to find some helpful pick up lines. It goes about as well as expected! Bryan can't unsee the photo of hot dog filling spilled across a highway Hot dogs in Venezuela include potato sicks and it will change your universe Hoadley and Bryan wonder how they would navigate life as single people in 2022 Ibiza is pronounced "Ibitha" when in Spain. The z is silent and replaced by a th Rio has 13 p

Aug 15, 2022 • 58:04

BTY Friday: Hanky & Panky With Frankie!

BTY Friday: Hanky & Panky With Frankie!

It's a deep cut Best To Yo Friday! Frankie B is the over 50 life coach giving advice on everything from fitness and fashion to food and fun! However, he is also the inventor of the Salon Suite. He brings his franchise pitch to YouTube and TCB takes it to the world! On this episode of BTY Friday we go back to episode #117 Advantage....Frankie B. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: B

Aug 12, 2022 • 1:08:01

Rage Against The Flavor-Town!

Rage Against The Flavor-Town!

Uncle Bryan is back to his unique spin on life and relationship advice. Get into the downward dog and get ready to ignore his suggestions! Hoadley gives Bryan a sexy and sly "best to you" Bryan is reminded of hearing their friend in a central Florida gas station Favorite gas station foods are discussed Guy Fieri is appearing at Rage Against The Machine Shows and Bryan doesn't like it Uncle Bryan gets many questions from listeners and it's finally time for answers! LINKS: Send us show ide

Aug 10, 2022 • 54:33

This Episode Sponsored By Space-XXX

This Episode Sponsored By Space-XXX

NASA is asking male astronauts to refrain from "releasing" in space for fear of getting someone pregnant. The minutia of this request has Bryan and Krissy baffled. Speaking of baffled, flat earth believers are growing worldwide....baffled. Hoadley & Bryan review a clip from their fearless leader. Bryan wonders how the show "intro" became so bloated. TCB has some new sponsors! NASA has a rather strange request of male astronauts Flat Earth therories are more popular than ever Bryan & Krissy

Aug 8, 2022 • 56:48

BTY Friday: Take Out, Taste Buds and Tantrums!

BTY Friday: Take Out, Taste Buds and Tantrums!

It's another BTY Friday and 4 of the most listener requested segments are on are deck during this episode . Waffle House is a great place fro late night chow...and their new slogans reflect the mood! Men reportedly have taste receptors WHERE? The DD-Canter segment is played. Christmas of 2020 was odd for everyone. Bryan reviews his trip to see Santa. Big Pappi has an interesting way of protecting his "juice". LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.

Aug 5, 2022 • 44:10

Bruised Fruit & Bad Dates

Bruised Fruit & Bad Dates

When someone asks to you to bring a shopping cart worth of groceries on a first date...you may want to take a rain check! But on the Love Connection the show must go on. Bryan and Krissy review one of the strangest dates ever on the show. Bryan attends the Chris Rock concert in Atlanta. The lottery payout was an estimated $1.2 BILLION and one person won it all! The curse of the lottery will ensure the winner is left with nothing Bryan has a plan to avoid the lottery curse if he should ever w

Aug 3, 2022 • 58:36

Y-Bryan3000!!

Y-Bryan3000!!

Y-Bryan3000 is the latest in gas station ED medicine technology! Bryan and Krissy review a Vince Kelvin Klein presentation on the art of seduction. TCB is ready to make moves in the PUA industry and announce their first ever Y-Bryan300 Conference! Bryan is watching air disaster videos again. So he decides to drive everywhere. Krissy recalls the billboards Bryan bought to advertise the show...they did not work Feet Finder is a website where you sell your foot fetish pics. The gang wants in! B

Aug 1, 2022 • 59:22

BTY Friday: Paw Paw Popper!

BTY Friday: Paw Paw Popper!

The Commercial Break is now 200+ episodes deep! Krissy and Bryan know it's difficult to play catch up on the moments when the new episodes just keep coming (to many people's dismay). Each Friday during the summer TCB is bringing you up to speed on the inside jokes, best finds, worst humans, funniest content and relevant episodes with Best To Yo Fridays! First up, Mountain Monsters, the fan favorite foils of TCB From episode #80 we hear the birth of Jimmy the camera guy and John Paw-Paw

Jul 29, 2022 • 43:25

This Is The Captain Speaking!

This Is The Captain Speaking!

Why do pilots always want to talk to us at 36,000 feet? And why can't they figure out how to work the intercom? Find out on this episode!First, Bryan is practicing for his announcer job with SNL (or a bovine auction). Omegle is a not so new online thing where Bryan doesn't belong. But it won't stop him from trying! Flight attendants have become an extremely important factor in air safety and conflict management. Finally, the gang digs deep into the archive to find training videos, produ

Jul 27, 2022 • 54:48

Sad Thad The Dancing Chad

Sad Thad The Dancing Chad

Would you want to know if your spouse or partner was cheating?? It's a questions everyone is asking... Knowledge or bliss? Bryan and Krissy share some exciting news about the new BTY Fridays! TCB is about take down some of very first episodes because they HATE them. So listen quickly....Finally, Chad is a douche. He is ruining a cousin's wedding. Part 1 was fun, but part is a disaster. Bryan shares the end to this listener story. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by te

Jul 25, 2022 • 1:04:05

Thaddeus Maximus Blowvious

Thaddeus Maximus Blowvious

Everyone is curious about the hellish mother-in-law story sent in by Pete and Bryan is out to get answers. TLC has created another awful reality television show, I Love A Momma's Boy. Bryan is watching but he isn't buying what they're selling. Finally, Tara, her brother Thad and her husband get an invite to a cousin's wedding in Florida. Thad turns in a "wedding crasher" performance of a lifetime and TCB has the story to share. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by text

Jul 22, 2022 • 59:06

Desktop Metaverse Is For The Birds!

Desktop Metaverse Is For The Birds!

The opening to TCB is a mouthful and Bryan is messing it up lately. So he does a practicing after the show is over. The desktop metaverse is just plain boring and Bryan just found out why. VR porn is being delivered by robots to Vegas hotels. Krissy wonders if most innovations is due to porn? Finally, Sonya Pet Psychic was an early Animal Planet show. It is easy to see why is not a CURRENT AP show. Clips are reviewed. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us

Jul 20, 2022 • 57:32

Married At First Fright

Married At First Fright

Years ago the U.S. Congress finally did ONE thing. That one thing was publicly list all of our cell phone numbers. We have been non-stop spammed ever since. Married At First Sight, the runaway hit reality series from Lifetime has become just plain boring and Bryan knows it! "I am a free spirit" has officially jumped the shark as a cliche, just as "I am a people person" did before it. Buckhead Shore is not about Buckhead or the shore...but who's counting. Apparently, not anyone with a TV. Finally

Jul 18, 2022 • 1:02:47

 Smothered, Covered & Over-Mothered!

Smothered, Covered & Over-Mothered!

Niko the Ghost Dog is declining in health but increasing in smell! Bryan wonders if Niko has already moved on and is trolling the house as an apparition? Bryan and his mom-in-law have a mutually beneficial relationship. He barely understands her and she can't understand him. She is in town and they share a laugh at their good fortune...Finally, TCB fan Pete writes in to Uncle Bryan with a cautionary tale for the ages! He has a nightmare mom-in-law story that won't soon be forgotten. You will NOT

Jul 15, 2022 • 1:03:30

Reese Is In Pieces

Reese Is In Pieces

Do you wash your legs? Should you wash your legs? Bryan can't remember if he does or not. Possibly due to the hour long showers he takes twice daily! Hot water is a hot topic in many households. The timed shower is a familiar thing for many families. Bryan discusses his shower timing as a teen. Finally, Mason Reese was a 1970's-80's commercial child star who found love in a 20-something OnlyFans model back in 2018. Recently Mason and Sara announced their break-up due to a disagreement about how

Jul 13, 2022 • 1:08:40

The Carol & Daryll Spinoff

The Carol & Daryll Spinoff

WeCrashed is the hit Apple series about Wework and its' CEO Adam Neumann (or pronounced 'Newsman' if you're Bryan). Bryan wonders if Jared Leto is playing a version of Adam or a version of Jared Leto playing a version of Adam. Some writer, somewhere was asked to stoke the internet fire by pretending to know which TV shows are most overrated. Bryan and Krissy review...and agree! Canada loves TCB apparently as the podcast spent a whole week as the #1 Apple Podcast in all categories. However, what

Jul 11, 2022 • 1:01:20

The 4 Hour Calliope

The 4 Hour Calliope

Avatar was a runaway hit and now we must all suffer our fate for helping it get there. An almost 4 hour version of Avatar 2 will hit theaters next year and Bryan is already planning his escape! Stranger Things is a runaway hit for Netflix. However, with the last season in the can, Krissy wonders what happened to some of the plot points and Bryan wonders how you buy a Dominos pizza with your Stranger Things "Mind Reading" app. Finally, the gang check back in on Mystery, the world famous PUA. His

Jul 8, 2022 • 1:02:31

Just AirDropping Some Fun!

Just AirDropping Some Fun!

Southwest makes a case for the best airline to be harassed on as a man decides to AirDrop his dingle to the entire plane! When asked why...he "was just having some fun!" Bryan finds a video of Light Language Girl actually speaking in light language. However, it is still completely understandable. Finally, Amy Carlson (Mother God) started a cult called Love Has Won and died after drinking some silver spoons melted and suspended in water. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concern

Jul 6, 2022 • 1:06:18

Now Transmitting Transmution

Now Transmitting Transmution

Send check out aisle seem to be propagating through every store, everywhere. Only one problem...no one knows the right way to use them. Bryan included. The new trend in shoplifting is to scan a small dollar items in place of the real large dollar item. Bryan watched a few kids in action and chose not to be a hero, or get shot! Finally, The Light Language queen is a woman who has learned to talk in, well, Light Language. While no none, including her, understands what exactly that is, Bryan and Kr

Jul 4, 2022 • 1:04:27

This Is Central Control

This Is Central Control

Pop Tarts is a breakfast toaster pastry loved by millions and remembered fondly by even more. But why do we need a movie about it? Tom Hanks thinks it is that important. Speaking of Tom...he defended his wife in a scuffle outside a restaurant and it was FIERCE! Bryan had a fever and his hands felt just like two balloons! Finally, the topic of Aliens has been coming a lot lately. The gang decide to review some clips of the people who talk aliens, the people who channel aliens and the peo

Jul 1, 2022 • 1:10:48

TCB...It's Not For Everybody!

TCB...It's Not For Everybody!

Frankie B, the long time foil of TCB has been retired. The listeners chime in to let Bryan know they are not happy. TCB is the #1 Apple Podcast in Canada right now and everyone is wondering...HOW is that even possible?! Finally, Bryan and Krissy share and oral history of the first 50 episodes of TCB with some audio clips to guide the discussion. It was a hot mess the first time around...it is again. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text o

Jun 29, 2022 • 1:14:43

The Edible Bear Map

The Edible Bear Map

Bryan is on the mend from the illness but taking it easy as he gets back to studio recording. Hoadley and Bryan take a minute to thank the audience for getting them through 200+ episodes. Bryan spent 5 straight days in the studio and stumbled upon concert footage of Prince performing a 16 minute Purple Rain. Finally, TCB says goodbye to one the most iconic characters in its short history...Frankie B. It's a bittersweet tribute to the man, the myth, the legend. LINKS: Send us show ideas, commen

Jun 27, 2022 • 1:20:34

Puddle Of Dud! ( Best Of | Worst Of )

Puddle Of Dud! ( Best Of | Worst Of )

The days are melting togther as Bryan continues his quarantine! He continues to dig through unreleased material and piece together episodes to kill time. to This episode of The Best Of | Worst Of TCB features bad musicians, performing badly! Bryan's teenage band 33 Willy, Motley Crue and Puddle of Mudd are all reviewed. It's an ear splitting episode of The Commercial Break. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Wa

Jun 24, 2022 • 1:16:14

The Most Influencey Influencer! (Best Of | Worst Of TCB)

The Most Influencey Influencer! (Best Of | Worst Of TCB)

Bryan is still battling illness leaving TCB to scramble for new material! Lucky for us, there are plenty of "canned" episodes to dig through. Another "Best Of | Worst Of" episode of The Commercial break Podcast. On this BO|WO TCB: Love Connection, the 1980's era blind dating game is as absurd as it sounds. Bryan and Krissy review an interesting couple's date. Finally, there is a new reality show contest aimed at finding the best New Instagram Influencer. Bryan and Hoaldey review the first episod

Jun 22, 2022 • 1:12:43

Alien Seed & Irish Steed (Best Of | Worst Of)

Alien Seed & Irish Steed (Best Of | Worst Of)

A breakout of the virus has caused panic and sickness at the studio. So Bryan and Hoadley take a forced break! Bryan quickly foes through the archives to pull together an episode with material deemed to "awful" to air otherwise. Armed with content from a man who lost his virginity to an Alien and a few teens who get sent to Ireland to learn discipline. It's the best of the worst of The Commercial Break Podcast! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text

Jun 20, 2022 • 1:18:04

Let It Go Vince!

Let It Go Vince!

It's been a long and insane 2.5 years and against all odds TCB has made it to 200 episodes! While the gang will celebrate at a later date they take time to reflect and thank the most important member of the TCB team...it's YOU! Bryan's house is filled with singing and dancing all day and night. His son has now started to sing in tune and Bryan realizes just how incredible that talent is for a toddler. The conversation brings up some recent incidents with world famous singers and their fading voi

Jun 17, 2022 • 1:11:25

Lamda Lamda LinerBoo

Lamda Lamda LinerBoo

Caffeine is a hell of a drug and Bryan has had too much! Discussion around Jolt Cola and other highly caffeinated drinks brings up questions of how addicted we are to "natures wake up call"! It's hot in Atlanta and in the studio under the bright lights of mediocre podcast fame. Also, A scary report out of a Google secret lab has many wondering if AI has already turned the corner and become self aware. An engineer claims that LaMDA AI program has become sentient! It's really F'n scary! Finally, P

Jun 15, 2022 • 1:15:55

This Sale Is TBD!

This Sale Is TBD!

A spot in the Apple Podcast Charts has brought a new wave of listeners to TCB. Will they stay? Probably not. Bryan and Krissy discuss their origin story for the benefit of the two new TCB fans. The two met in a radio sales office where Hoadley got her name from Bryan. The gang discuss the very difficult job of transactional sales before diving into a new series of clips Bryan found. Paul is a "Sales Coach and Guru" who does live cold calls on YouTube. While Bryan and Hoadley have appreciation fo

Jun 13, 2022 • 1:12:21

Barbed Wire & The Frozen Face

Barbed Wire & The Frozen Face

Chilis is a fast casual restaurant that, at its zenith, was a very popular place for families and friends to eat and drink. Now, it is just a dirty dining room with petri dishes as tables and dirty iPads replacing the wait staff! Bryan shares about his latest and last visit to Chilis. Norovirus is known as the "vomiting virus" for good reason and the Green family has learned why! Finally, Frankie B is back with more of his Top 3 tips to take 10 years of your look! The gang reviews the second hal

Jun 10, 2022 • 51:28

Zmen On The Buckhead Shore!

Zmen On The Buckhead Shore!

Podfest is the annual gathering of independent podcast creators. Bryan heads up a "track" at this years edition and Jeff Dwoskin convinces a comedy writing superstar to give the keynote. Only one problem...the guy forgot to show up for the speech. Something is afoot and Bryan has to kill time in front of an eager crowd of podcasters. Buckhead Shore is a new bad reality show brought to you by MTV. The show happened to be filmed at the same lake Bryan and Krissy discussed in the "Lake Life" episod

Jun 8, 2022 • 1:12:07

Get Off My Sex Blanket!

Get Off My Sex Blanket!

The local Publix is a hot bed for over priced cereal, very bright lights and kids having sex in the parking lot! Bryan shares his fears around teaching his growing children about sex. Blue and Niko are making another appearance on the show....to Bryan's chagrin! Finally, the gang reviews a 1970's PSA film about high school peer pressure around physical relationships. It's a strange piece of video candy made more strange by Beau Bridges who shows up to recap the film. LINKS: Send us show idea

Jun 6, 2022 • 58:01

   Commercial Break Trailer Season 3!

Commercial Break Trailer Season 3!

Take a listen to some of our favorite moments from Season 3...so far! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 5, 2022 • 9:15

Pigeons From Your Past!

Pigeons From Your Past!

Atlanta is not known for its kind, courteous drivers. The traffic is awful and made worse by the rain showers that pop up on hot summer days. Bryan has had enough! He recalls a GT experiment in the 90's where 5 drivers forced others to drive the actual speed limit. It was a total. shit. show! Krissy reminds Bryan about his old car. A Honda Accord missing most of the left bumper due to an accident. Bryan shares what he did with the insurance settlement. Finally, a listener writes in asking TCB to

Jun 3, 2022 • 1:06:32

Lake Life & The Hen House

Lake Life & The Hen House

"Lake Life" means many things to many people. Mainly it means fast boats, cold beer and small bikinis...at least on Lake Lanier in North Georgia it does! Bryan tells his tale of a trip to a wedding in Florida with some "Lake Life friends" . He doesn't know the groom and barely knows the bride and has NO idea what he has gotten himself into. He gets an invite to stay at the Hen House, a hook up with a strange woman who likes expensive cologne, cleaning duty after the reception and a room full of

Jun 1, 2022 • 1:03:45

Wait WHAAAAA?!

Wait WHAAAAA?!

Bryan's daughter has an ear infection that is causing sleepwalking. Krissy sleep eats. Bryan sleep DRIVES! Then the gang discuss lucid dreaming and astral projection. Finally, a fan writes in requesting a review of a Ghost Hunter show. The show must oblige. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.

May 30, 2022 • 1:01:04

That Water...It's Wet!

That Water...It's Wet!

There is a man who has been having "relations" with Real Sex Dolls and filming for review purposes. However, even TCB finds it too racy to discuss in detail. A TikTok influencer loses her pocket rocket adult toy inside her "cavity" and has to have surgery to remove it. The good news...it is returned to her in working condition! Bryan recalls a few early listeners of TCB comparing the show to Morning Zoo Crew radio show. Finally, the phone line is littered with text messages requesting certain sh

May 27, 2022 • 59:25

I Smell An Opportunity!

I Smell An Opportunity!

Dominos knows Bryan and Krissy. They used to order 2 to 3 pizzas every time they closed down the bar. Krissy recalls her days in radio sales where hearty "commission draws" were handed out only to be clawed back with every sales. Meanwhile, Bryan was in projection meetings suffering with other sales executives. The actor known for playing Buster Sales has had a rough road. Krissy reveals he has been leaning on his Blockbuster role up until recently! Finally, the rest of the Blockbuster

May 25, 2022 • 55:02

The Blockbuster (Sales) Pitch!

The Blockbuster (Sales) Pitch!

Seeking Sister Wives is back on TLC with a whole new cast. Bryan wonders why every SSW couple fails to make it to season 2. Blue is a dog that acts like a sister wife. 90F's Big Ed strikes out in love...again. Ads are running in the show but they certainly are not ruining the show...says Bryan! Finally, the gang dig up a training video from Blockbuster Video. The ever present VHS rental stores that went away quickly after Netflix. Buster Sales is a creepy trainer for the young staff who mansplai

May 23, 2022 • 1:07:46

All That Joking Could Hurt You!

All That Joking Could Hurt You!

Dave Chapelle was recently attacked on stage while doing a comedy set. Bryan wonders: Why are humans becoming increasingly sensitive to opposing view points? He then gets on his soap box! Hardees is still place that servers something resembling food and somewhere people are waiting in line for it! Bryan has a game for Hoadley. He shares some favorite dad jokes and tries to make Krissy laugh. This shall not be hard to do! (Or shall it?) LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concer

May 20, 2022 • 1:01:15

Sex Is For The Birds!

Sex Is For The Birds!

Birds are everywhere. Every climate and country has them. And Bryan has a bird sanctuary on his front door. Will Bryan save the baby birds from certain snake death? Yes he will! Krissy has a bird feeder problem and the hawk is chasing Blue around the yard. Then the gang review Madonna's new insane NFT and wonder if she is taking the plastic surgery too far. Finally, Millennials and Gen Z's are not having sex. Almost at all! Bryan and Krissy discuss possible reasons why, remember the wing-wang 90

May 18, 2022 • 1:04:56

Dating Can Be Such A MYSTERY!

Dating Can Be Such A MYSTERY!

The podcast has almost 3,00,000 downloads! Bryan and Krissy still don't understand why. Maybe it was...ALIENS! Bryan gets a text from a long lost friend, last heard from 10 years ago! Memories come flooding back about the River Room. A high end steak house where the food was always delicious, the booze always flowed and "bar regulars" always found a way to strike out with single ladies. Finally, Mystery is the world's most famous PUA...whatever that means. He talks nonsense while the gang has fu

May 16, 2022 • 1:09:29

Nodes, Needs and Dial-A-Dates!

Nodes, Needs and Dial-A-Dates!

There is an award given each year for bad erotic passages in otherwise good books. Bryan and Krissy review a few of these passages. Then, Marlon is on date number 5 with Sugar Mama and he is struggling to make it through. With eyes on the prize of an all expense paid trip to Venice will he make it? Bryan and Krissy have their doubts! Finally, the 90's was a wild time for paid phone lines and one of the biggest was "Dial-A-Date". A phone based sex line. Bryan and Krissy review a HORRIBLE infomerc

May 13, 2022 • 1:10:22

Chef Frankie Boyar-B!

Chef Frankie Boyar-B!

People are falling, jumping and escaping from cruise ships at an alarming rate! Bryan and Krissy discuss how one might be retrieved from a fall like this...hint: you probably can't be retrieved! Bryan wonders if the food drove these people to jump. Then, Bryan tells Krissy about his "go-to" cooking skills...hint: he has none! Finally, the gang decide to get some cooking help from only chef they trust..Frankie Chef Boyar-B! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.AS

May 11, 2022 • 1:06:18

The Crowd Goes WILD!

The Crowd Goes WILD!

Marlon, Bryan's single friend is working his way to date # 10 with his sugar momma. The woman in question has promised a private flight and fancy hotels in Venice for the tenth date. The magic pheromone "smell" is not there but Marlon is hanging on for the ride. However, he is learning the hard way that this woman may be a bit more demanding than he would like. Then the gang revisit one of their favorite matchmaking TV shows...The Love Connection! The contestant are getting frisky and the crown

May 9, 2022 • 1:10:16

Blame It On The A-A-A-ALIENS!!

Blame It On The A-A-A-ALIENS!!

An Alabama Corrections Officer had a 2 year relationship with an inmate convicted of murder and attempted murder. After selling her home and resigning from her job she assisted the inmate as he escaped. Now her and the 6 foot 9 inch tall inmate are on the run. Bryan and Krissy bet he will be caught! Short men are taking to breaking their legs to gain 2-3 inches in height...short men everywhere are cheering! Finally, a woman in NJ is claiming to be a surrogate for Aliens. That is the least strang

May 6, 2022 • 1:08:33

Mallow Fellows & Sugar Daddies!

Mallow Fellows & Sugar Daddies!

Lucky Charms the venerable cereal with marshmallows has been pissing Bryan off since the early 1980's. He asks the question: Why can't the ratio of marshmallows be consistent?! Krissy wonders if Bryan should open a Dippin Dots. "Marlon" is not the name of Bryan's single friend getting much airtime on the podcast. But his stories of single life keep everyone entertained. This time Marlon joins Seeking Arrangements to find a Sugar Momma and he sure does! Finally, ITV's morning show is hilarity wit

May 4, 2022 • 1:04:05

Ask TCB!

Ask TCB!

A trip to the local Publix turns into a race for Bryan. He get's into a check-out with with a lady in a hurry. Krissy reminds everyone to "rev down" not up. Finally, it's been 2+ years of TCB yet Bryan and Krissy have never answered the listener questions as they promised.....18 months ago! Today is the day. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co

May 2, 2022 • 1:06:58

Crow Crow Killed Huckleberry!

Crow Crow Killed Huckleberry!

Krissy and Bryan decide it's time to get some professional promo photos. So Bryan sets up a photo shoot and requests some Kardashian style edits. Kim K is bellybutton...according to some internet experts. The gang discusses ratings books, radio reporting beepers and T.V. rating. Bryan is still concerned about Meta-verse children and finally, Bryan gets a request from a mother-son duo for a Monster Hunters review. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 tex

Apr 29, 2022 • 58:19

Fear & Loathing In The Courtroom

Fear & Loathing In The Courtroom

A random YouTube commenter shares their dislike for the TCB video on Showgirls. Leading Bryan and Krissy to wonder if anyone actually listens to the show before they comment. Bryan talks about Hunter S. Thompson's influence on his young, crazy life. Further Fest was the Grateful Dead's short lived tour after Jerry died. Bryan and His friend decide to take it Further with a tribute to Gonzo! Finally, Johnny Depp is suing his ex-wife Amber Heard for money she does not have and defamation he likely

Apr 27, 2022 • 1:04:23

Are You Sitting Down?!

Are You Sitting Down?!

Bryan has a bird's nest on his front door and the resulting nursery of birds is scaring the whole family! As the baby birds are hatching his kids are learning the circle of life isn't very pretty. Bryan recalls a phone call where his friend asks those 4 little words no one wants to hear: Are you sitting down?! He learns that his ex-flame is the star of an orgasm tutorial website. What will he do?? Finally, The Vagina Queen is a public access persona in Atlanta. She has her finger on the pulse of

Apr 25, 2022 • 59:24

Dick Is Not Famous!

Dick Is Not Famous!

Bryan decides he should read some podcast reviews on the show...for the first time ever. It's a mixed bag and the listeners may be funnier than he is! Bryan and Krissy wonder at what point they would consider themselves famous. They also ponder what they could do with their new found fame and money. Bryan is late too the story about the Sophia Urista. Sophia had to, decided to, or staged, peeing on a concert goer in Florida while performing with her band Brass Against. Finally, Andy Dic

Apr 22, 2022 • 56:41

Late Night Cruise Cruising!

Late Night Cruise Cruising!

Bryan is made to sleep on the couch near the cruise ship door but the neighbors keep it interesting. He hears about some engagement drama, a possible affair and crazy stories from his open balcony door. Then, Bryan explains why he is cruising the halls of the Disney ship late at night. He meets some TCB fans (in his head) and he makes the whole ship uncomfortable with his Titanic re-enactment! Finally, a listener texts in and begs Bryan to give Theresa Caputo another chance. TCB must oblige...ga

Apr 20, 2022 • 56:57

Energenix!

Energenix!

Bryan tell Krissy the reason why the show is so popular...his compression and treble tweaking skills. A man on a Southwest flight takes himself to the Mile High Club, in seat 11F , in front of other passengers and gets away with it, 4 separate times! Carl Lentz stops by with some thoughts on the story. Finally, Frankie B must know of TCB fascination around his YouTube channel and the gang doesn't mind! Frankie is back with part 2 of Salon Swees pitch and Bryan and Krissy can't get enough! LINKS

Apr 18, 2022 • 1:04:23

Hey Girl! It's Me...Carl

Hey Girl! It's Me...Carl

Bryan is back from a cruise. The food was great but his ability to watch TLC was not. Netflix is trying to keep momentum with the sister series to Love Is Blind, Ultimatum. 6 couples "swing" their way to marriage decisions. Bryan isn't buying it. Finally, The Hillsong Church has a long and sorted history. Like most church scandals, it's hypocrisy at it's best! Bryan and Krissy take a deep dive into Hillsong and it's Mega-famous Pastor Carl Lentz. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, question

Apr 15, 2022 • 58:07

TCB...We're Right Here!

TCB...We're Right Here!

Bryan and Krissy are back from a short vacation. Bryan took the family on a Disney Cruise and it was GREAT! Disney World..not so much. North Florida random gas stations are interesting places. Bryan shares about his own time tending a random gas station late nights. Krissy is doing some spring Condo cleaning and throwing out the house. Finally, Bryan has found the very first TCB recording, long before comedy or Krissy entered the picture and Krissy shares her own early Hollywood aspirations as a

Apr 13, 2022 • 1:06:28

A Visit From Mr. Spirit!

A Visit From Mr. Spirit!

Bryan share a story from south Georgia where a cop is caught on TikTok having "relations" with a mistress behind his patrol car. Then Krissy wonders if she will ever be able to get another normal job after TCB. Finally, Bryan shares a concern with listeners...TCB doesn't finish the clips they review. Well, that's all changing starting today. Part 2 of the Teresa Caputo / Anderson Cooper video is reviewed. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or lea

Apr 11, 2022 • 59:15

I'm Meta-Pregnant!

I'm Meta-Pregnant!

Bryan wonders why all parents use the first, middle, last name shout to address children when they are angry. Bryan gives more misinformation when he discusses the UGA animal breeding program. Krissy has to sit and listen to Bryan retell the losing his virginity story...for the 12th time. He recalls being grounded "until further notice". Which encouraged him to get in more trouble! Finally, the Metaverse is real (real in the Meta sense) and Bryan has some predictions about how it will p

Apr 8, 2022 • 54:27

The Fun, FACT Filled Treasure Of Fenn!

The Fun, FACT Filled Treasure Of Fenn!

Recently Bryan and Krissy did a bit about Fenn's Treasure. They posted a clip to YouTube and the Fenn fans ripped into TCB! Apparetnly people believe TCB should be held to journalistic standards. Bryan reminds listeners...this show is SATIRE! Then the two discuss the very serious events at the Oscars. Jada, Chris and Comedy end up being the losers of the evening. Finally, public access tv has long been melting pot of community information and kooky personalities. Bryan and Krissy review a few vi

Apr 6, 2022 • 1:15:51

That Is One Cheap Wiener Wagon!

That Is One Cheap Wiener Wagon!

Bryan visits a rural store where a lady is berating a manager about 3 missing ounces of Cheerios. Bryan's friend goes to dinner with the world's cheapest blind date. Blue is up to her old tricks. This time she is in the diaper pale having a 5 course meal of....poo. Then Bryan shares an episode of World's Biggest Cheapskate where the Wiener Wagon Man outs together an anniversary dinner for less than $25. Why not buy funeral balloons for your wife of 10 years?! She'll understand....won't she? LIN

Apr 4, 2022 • 1:07:07

Bryan's Sloppy Joe & Sexual Surrogate Hut!

Bryan's Sloppy Joe & Sexual Surrogate Hut!

Bryan is still having dreams about Alanis Morissette and he cannot figure out why! Then he shares his music video hit list from late nights in the studio. Hint: The music is good, Bryan singing is bad. Then the gang agrees: Sting is a God. Men want to be him, women want to be with him! Finally, Krissy used to host a late night Apartment Finder infomercial in Nashville. Luckily for us, her husband has decided to send a copy to Bryan. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:

Apr 1, 2022 • 1:07:04

The Best Dump Cake In The World...Ever!

The Best Dump Cake In The World...Ever!

Bryan wonders wether the Oscars were THIS weekend or NEXT? (Clearly, another fact filled episode of TCB is on the way!). Spermidictine is a thing and it's being put in all the gift bags for A-list actors / actresses at the Oscars. Marketing is a weaponized art form helping to sell junk to all humans across time and space. If you want to be better, longer, harder, faster, stronger, slimmer and sexier marketing will help convince you this product can provide it. In the 1990's infomercials took mar

Mar 30, 2022 • 1:04:01

Certified Sex Surrogate #3

Certified Sex Surrogate #3

Bryan has recently been researching Fenn's treasure. A decade ago a strange man buried a relatively small amount of gold coins and stones and wrote a poem as the guide map. Bryan wants to tell the story and Krissy spoils the fun! Then the two discuss burying a TCB treasure chest. Only one problem...Krissy and Bryan have am awful track record in the wild. Finally. a video is review where Sexual surrogacy is showcased. It's a ball(s) of fun! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or co

Mar 28, 2022 • 1:08:50

A Spritz Of Anti-Bad Spray!

A Spritz Of Anti-Bad Spray!

Bryan is getting old (older) and he is having trouble sleeping. His son has a cast and it's certainly not helping Bryan find rest. Krissy used to take sleeping pills but that wan't good! Then, Bryan turns to ASMR videos for sleep help and he finds absolute annoyance. Finally, the gang review a few ASMR videos that seem more like personal journals and Instagram posts....while whispering! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail

Mar 25, 2022 • 57:27

Casper The Horny Ghost!

Casper The Horny Ghost!

Spring has sprung, the flowers are in bloom and Bryan is interested in sports again. It's the best time in sporting and as a sporting expert, Bryan should know. Then more reviews for the show are rolling in and more TCB fans prove themselves to be funnier than the actual hosts. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were an awful version of children's entertainment. Proving once again....the 80's were boring for kids and adults! Finally, Bryan finds comfort in life oddities, friends with the outsiders and

Mar 23, 2022 • 1:02:37

The Snorkel Cock Diaries

The Snorkel Cock Diaries

Bryan reminds Krissy about his brush with fame in the form of the band Rush. He is tortured , to this day, by one word repeated hundreds of times at that encounter. Then Bryan has the 2021 Pornhub Annual Report and he is here to tell the TCB universe just how twisted we all have become! Then Bryan has been digging around the internet looking for creature erotica. Monsters, Mermaids, Aliens and Dragons. They're all having sex with humans and we will find out how. LINKS: Send us show ideas, co

Mar 21, 2022 • 1:05:19

Alpha Mikro Peos

Alpha Mikro Peos

Some new Apple reviews are rolling in and one thing is clear...TCB fans are a bunch of feisty smart asses! The commercial breaks inside The Commercial Break are discussed. Bryan fears an article about a woman who gives her husband a threesome for his birthday and leaves him for the 3rd woman in the mix, might be the end of his marriage (It is ALL about him...as usual). Bryan and Krissy have a gay friend who is happily married with children ad they wonder how often this happens. Finally,

Mar 18, 2022 • 57:14

Oscar The Sea Seal Savior

Oscar The Sea Seal Savior

Bryan once lived with a stripper and her mother. Unfortunately for Bryan his girlfriend decided to sleep with landscaper while Bryan slept on her bedroom floor. Then Bryan explains to Krissy why he was 15 years late to a court case. A sea seal makes an EPIC save when a pot head falls of his boat at 2am without a survival suit or closed toe shoes. Finally, Australian parents have a solution when their teenagers get a little rowdy....they send them to Ireland for a little Irish Catholic discipline

Mar 16, 2022 • 58:55

Teresa Caputo Jumping Up & Down

Teresa Caputo Jumping Up & Down

It's International Women's Day and Bryan wants to recognize the women in his life! Krissy, the loyal friend and creative partner, Astrid the amazing wife and life partner and the leader's of Finland. Keeping the world from WW3 for 30 years! Bryan thinks women should be running ALL countries and certainly his family! Finally, a TCB favorite is back for second grilling on the show. Teresa Caputo is up to her old tricks and Bryan can't take it! An appearance on Anderson Cooper is reviewed.

Mar 14, 2022 • 1:04:14

Getting Along With Your Life

Getting Along With Your Life

Bryan read about a study where pig brains where studied at the moment of scientific death. He is horrified by the results! Then Krissy makes Bryan a promise to contact Teresa Caputo upon his passing and they share a secret word only known to them for contact from the other side. Finally, Bryan digs up some old psychic videos. The psychic prove once again....they are all full of S*&T! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail

Mar 11, 2022 • 1:05:03

The Ultimate Podcast Directory

The Ultimate Podcast Directory

Bryan is up to his old tricks...watching more reality dating shows. He has found a new love show obsession, Secret Crush. Love Is Blind wraps on it's second season and it was a winner! Shane can't sit still, Sal can't stop sitting still and Shake is an ass clown. Then the listeners have asked and Uncle Bryan is here to answer. Fan Favorite "Ask Uncle Bryan" is back and you are stranger than ever! Bonus: Bryan outs the podcast tool he used to break through the clutter and achieve podcast fame! Th

Mar 9, 2022 • 1:09:12

Legend Of The Puking Mapache

Legend Of The Puking Mapache

Krissy is back from a short birthday vacation and she tells us all about the beaches, the beauty, the booze and the thieving Mapache! Bryan had an interesting week too...Norovirus took hold of the family one by one. The whole family was puking in a fever dream! To add insult to injury (literally) Bryan's son has broken his first bone. Then, Bryan finds a way to work crack cocaine into the conversation as he thinks about the smell of sick. Then, a man has been having explosions out of his rear...

Mar 7, 2022 • 1:02:57

PizzleKahn The Champ

PizzleKahn The Champ

TCB recently had a Crypto Currency wallet as a sponsor. That started a chain reaction that leads to Bryan discovering some lost Bitcoin! It's hidden treasure. Razzlekahn is a thief turned rapper (or vice versa) that also found some Bitcoin. $4.3 billion in Bitcoin. She's in jail but her YouTube raps live on. Finally, Big Will The Champ has dropped TCB's first ever theme song. He calls in to it live. Fu&k it! We'll do it live! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626

Mar 4, 2022 • 1:04:01

The 2x4 Stuffed Drywall

The 2x4 Stuffed Drywall

Idaho officials have a great gift in mind for the ladies in their lives...French fry perfume. It is real, it smells good and it is SOLD OUT! Fried anything tastes good but there is a limit. Fried Snickers anyone...? Then Bryan and Krissy have perfume ideas for the Disney fan in your life. My Strange Addiction has Bryan by the b*&ls again and he shares a recent episode highlighting a man in a relationship with a car and woman eating drywall 3 times daily. MSA is back on TCB! LINKS: Send us sh

Mar 2, 2022 • 1:04:12

Someone Stop Kirk Cameron!

Someone Stop Kirk Cameron!

Ivan Reitman passed recently and TCB is reviewing his illustrious comedy making career. Bryan and Krissy discuss some of his best movies and some of his worst. Then, Bryan finds a list of worst actors of all time. Unfortunately, Kirk Cameron is not included. Maybe because he is NOT an actor. Finally, Bryan breaks out a few scenes from one of the most panned movies ever...Trolls 2. Not the singing, dancing cartoon with Justin Timberlake, the live action movie about actual trolls. LINKS: Send

Feb 28, 2022 • 1:05:36

Boiler Room Confessionals

Boiler Room Confessionals

Khloe K is doing her thing, looking great, staying out of the drama and.....her hands....what is up with those HANDS? Bryan told his high school priest he didn't care for religion. He got the Catholic equivalent of writing 100 words on the chalkboard...Hail Marys. That did the trick! Then Bryan thinks a little motivation is what will take TCB into the stratosphere. Grant G is ready to the team the coaching they need! Then, Bryan shares about his own public speaking nightmares. Plus, Krissy has P

Feb 25, 2022 • 1:00:49

Attack, Fern!

Attack, Fern!

Holiday time makes everyone feel great! Why not leave the festive decorations up until spring? Some scientists think its a way to beat seasonal depression. Bryan is an expert on all things children music. However, one particular music section is driving him batty! Cocomelon is the devil...Bryan pleads his case. Finally, Bryan and Krissy review 42 Superhero powers and discuss to figure out which one is the best. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text

Feb 23, 2022 • 1:04:15

Boring, Irrelevant and Unrelatable

Boring, Irrelevant and Unrelatable

TCB is getting more reviews. Some of them really positive, some of them completely unrelated to the show and a few are simply confusing! Kanye is going nutty over Kim and Pete is in the cross hairs! Bryan is being kept up by his guard dog Blue and her medicated behavior. Finally, the gang return to the Mountain Monsters first episode to finish their review. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Cr

Feb 21, 2022 • 1:10:30

Happy Happy To You, Hoadley!

Happy Happy To You, Hoadley!

It is Krissy's birthday week and TCB is ready to celebrate. First Bryan shares the result of a Google Birthday query. Krissy learns about her fellow K Hoadleys and their amazing lives. Then Bryan takes a best friend quiz to determine if he is fit to be BFF to the Queen of this podcast. Finally, Krissy has a favorite YouTube personality and Bryan won't disappoint. He surprises her with some fresh Frankie! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text

Feb 18, 2022 • 1:13:09

Hoadley's Hotel Impossible

Hoadley's Hotel Impossible

Bryan loves the new studio chairs and Hoadley needs a chiropractor. Bryan tells Hoadley about the wildest pool he ever attended. Pipes, packages and poles all bundled together in one big crazy barbeque...hosted by chiropractors! Then, Krissy shares a lost (or hidden) appearance on the reality show Hotel Impossible. Loaded up on liquid courage and nicotine her "boss" asks her join a meeting that was filmed for the show. It is an absolute train wreck and Bryan LOVES it! LINKS: Send us s

Feb 16, 2022 • 1:18:05

The Rogue Joe and The Stern Coyote

The Rogue Joe and The Stern Coyote

99x was one of the first radio stations in the country to bring alternative and grunge to the mainstream. Bryan and Krissy were living in Atlanta to witness it all happen and they share some 99x history. Then, some disturbing audio and video has been highlighted from Joe Rogan and Howard Stern. Bryan and Krissy share some updated thoughts on the ongoing controversy. Finally, Bryan has a bit of a fixation on wayward radio DJ's. He uncovers a treasure in 80's Alabama DJ Coyote Calhoun. Coyote is o

Feb 14, 2022 • 1:23:39

Naked From The Torso Up

Naked From The Torso Up

Bob the screaming gym rat running around Bryan's fitness center is back! Bryan and Krissy wonder if he is dangerous or just entertaining. Then the Furry community responds to rumors of a litter box being placed in public middle schools. Finally, the gang review one of their targets, Mountain Monsters. They find the very fist episode and use the new studio to watch and comment. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch T

Feb 11, 2022 • 1:15:19

Flips. Flaps & Flops

Flips. Flaps & Flops

Bryan shares audio from a North Korean news program regarding "The Dear Leader's" horrific injury. Then Krissy finds a group of scientists trying to size up Moby's dick. Is it large enough to make a robe?? Finally, Bryan has been doing some late night "research on sex. Whether your trying to compare shoe sizes or looking for a quickie, Bryan has the hard data (pun intended). It's the quarterly sex report from TCB. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 te

Feb 8, 2022 • 1:11:23

Ask Uncle Bryan

Ask Uncle Bryan

Krissy tells Bryan about her Find My iPhone arrangement with her husband. Leaving Bryan to wonder how that would work at his house. Bryan asks for an update on Papa Joe, Hoadley's grandpa and most interesting man. Then Krissy wonders how Bryan still has permission to go to the tanning bed. Finally, Krissy takes questions from the World Wide Web and asks Uncle Bryan for answers! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail W

Feb 4, 2022 • 56:31

A Ranch Divided!

A Ranch Divided!

Bryan and Krissy discuss the recent chart success. It's about time...the podcast charts are finally reflecting the average show TCB really is!Joe Rogan is under fire for some content aired on his podcast. While The Commercial Break is the last place one might go for serious discourse, the pair have some thoughts. Drake is using an interesting tactic to keep his seed from spreading. From condoms to condiments, Krissy reveals a disturbing secret! Hidden Valley Ranch takes on a new meaning for Brya

Feb 1, 2022 • 1:09:12

Please Don't Litter!

Please Don't Litter!

Bryan and Krissy have made it to the big leagues as they crack the Top 25 on Apple's improve comedy charts. Wordle is a new 5 letter online word game that Bryan insists is a 6 word online word game...he is losing. Blue, the 30 pound Yorkie often heard in the background of the show is hitting every nerve. The landscapers make a special appearance on this episode. Finally, Bryan and Krissy can not help themselves....Frankie B has released some old videos with dating advice and the gang takes advan

Jan 28, 2022 • 1:21:16

If You're Dead & You Know It Clap Your Hands!

If You're Dead & You Know It Clap Your Hands!

Bryan shares his recent experience at the gym after a 3 year hiatus. Bryan tells Krissy about a man in India that was declared dead for 13 hours, while being very much alive! Then they discuss a new trend in certain circles to bury yourself alive and wonder what it would be like. Niko the ghost dog is one step closer to being an actual ghost and Bryan is ready to deal with it. Finally, the gang reviews some of TV they have been watching over the break. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, qu

Jan 25, 2022 • 1:05:01

Make A Gas Face!

Make A Gas Face!

Bryan and Hoadley recap the comments on the new studio and open a gift from super fan Roxanne! Then Bryan wonders which Morrisey album Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly have been listening to as they drink each other's blood and generally act like 13 year old 90's kids. Bryan brings up a story from the break where a reality star has been selling farts. This leads to conversation of NFT's, digital rights and black market gas.... LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626

Jan 21, 2022 • 1:09:43

Tag Team, Back Again!

Tag Team, Back Again!

It's the start of a brand new season #3 for TCB. Krissy and Bryan break in the new studio and try not to break anything. They discuss Krissy's COVID sickness, Bryan's long break from the show and a Christmas Eve ham caper. Then Bryan is reminded of the time he was scared off by an older woman with a Pink Cadillac. Bob Saget passed away and he was loved by many....will. Bryan be remembered by Dave Chapelle? And finally, they review the 3 big NYE T.V. shows : Andy & Anderson, Seacrest's Rocking /

Jan 18, 2022 • 1:07:46

TCB The Lost Tapes - Wait For The Beep!

TCB The Lost Tapes - Wait For The Beep!

Bryan and Krissy discuss sleep deprivation with small children , international text message rates and angry listener's phone bills and voice mails are reviewed from around the internet on this un-aired episode of TCB.  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.      To lear

Jan 14, 2022 • 1:07:58

TCB The Lost Tapes -Exercise Your Exorcism!

TCB The Lost Tapes -Exercise Your Exorcism!

On this lost episode of TCB, Bryan and Krissy discuss post season baseball, Halloween and review a documentary about "teenage rockstar exorcists"! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.        To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://w

Jan 11, 2022 • 1:12:45

TCB The Lost Tapes - Box Of Broken Toys!

TCB The Lost Tapes - Box Of Broken Toys!

Bryan and Krissy discuss reality t.v. and virgins, female viagra and the first (and awful) episodes of the show on this un-aired content from The Commercial Break.  ** TCB Season 3 starts on January 18th 2022! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.    To learn more abou

Jan 7, 2022 • 1:00:58

TCB The Lost Tapes - Arm's Length Away

TCB The Lost Tapes - Arm's Length Away

Bryan and Krissy discuss commercial theme songs, cutting off a limb and what they would do for a million dollars on this un-aired episode of The Commercial Break. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.

Jan 4, 2022 • 47:00

TCB The Lost Tapes - We're On Fire(side)!

TCB The Lost Tapes - We're On Fire(side)!

Bryan and Krissy discuss a number of topics during segments from some technically challenged Fireside appearances in this previously un-aired episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.    To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www

Dec 31, 2021 • 1:09:11

TCB The Lost Tapes - Tripping Disney

TCB The Lost Tapes - Tripping Disney

Bryan and Krissy discuss Walt Disney World during the pandemic, magical childhood visits and some special Disney "trips" Bryan took as a teenager on this unreleased episode from 2021! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.      To learn more about listener data and our

Dec 28, 2021 • 54:43

TCB The Lost Tapes Part 1

TCB The Lost Tapes Part 1

Bryan and Krissy release some of the lost episodes of TCB. Enjoy clips from episodes that never aired! A final Season 2 gift to you...  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.      To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.c

Dec 24, 2021 • 50:53

We Wish You A Frankie Christmas!

We Wish You A Frankie Christmas!

Bryan asks Krissy a very important question: Which way do you wipe? It's a question that has TikTok talking and TCB too! Then the two friends wonder what will become of future job projects after The Commercial Break has made it our to the world. Krissy agrees to divulge more personal details in Season3, the new studio is taking shape and Bryan is sure Frankie has caught on to the TCB shows with his content. Finally, Frankie is back with thinly veiled advice on dating, grooming, fitness and fashi

Dec 21, 2021 • 1:19:04

A Very Frankie Christmas!

A Very Frankie Christmas!

Krissy comes prepared and festive to the studio. She brings a pair of her ever growing novelty sunglass collection and a few favors for Bryan. A creature is stirring and it IS a mouse. Bryan has a new family mouse member and Niko doesn't seem notice. Bryan and Krissy discuss The Rat Kingdom and her close call with her own mouse visitor. Finally, Bryan has read the wish list from the fans and the Christmas present is wrapped. Frankie B is the final gist from Bryan and Hoadley to you! It's the fir

Dec 17, 2021 • 1:17:29

We'll Be Back In 2 and 2!

We'll Be Back In 2 and 2!

Bryan reads an old social media story about a South African couple who got engaged in a KFC. The internet Dorito warrior squad tore them apart only to have companies, big and small, give them a dream wedding and so much more. Bryan is corrected on almost YouTube video by the TCB viewers leaving him to be cautious about sharing news on the show. Kim and Pete are still dating on their never ending quest to find more fame and stay relevant. Finally, Bryan shares another episode of The Love Connecti

Dec 14, 2021 • 55:49

Hinge Cringe

Hinge Cringe

Bryan shares some recent YouTube comments with Krissy. Seems that some people have triggered by Bryan getting triggered that then triggers more triggering on the show! Bryan gets a call from an old friend who shares the worst ghosting story anyone has heard! Finally, Hinge has a new audio feature allowing users to send clips back and forth. Of Cours ether turns into a total shi*t show! Bryan and Krissy agree:It's a jungle out there in the single scene! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, qu

Dec 10, 2021 • 1:01:16

You're Putting Me In An Odd Position

You're Putting Me In An Odd Position

Bryan is still sick, His Salmonella diet continues and includes a trip to the hospital. The upside of food poisoning is that there is plenty of time to watch old movies. Bryan tells Krissy he had a chance to re-watch Showgirls the 1990's camp classics soft core porn featuring Jesse from Saved By The Bell. They both agree the sex in that movie is less realistic than any porn movie. Bryan finds a list of best/worst sex positions. Finally, the gang goes in for part two of Sex ed month and reviews a

Dec 7, 2021 • 1:15:55

I'm Gonna Get You!

I'm Gonna Get You!

Bryan is still battling Salmonella many days later and his brain is suffering the effects. He struggles through show as Krissy reminds him she tuned out years ago! Bryan's children are speaking more Spanish than he is and he senses the threat is real. Bryan recalls his favorite Tele-novella and Astrid drops some obscure Spanish words in the studio for the team to discuss. Finally, Bryan reveals he has been watching Curling in preparation for the Olympics and the gang reviews some other professio

Dec 3, 2021 • 1:16:24

The Salmonella Diet!

The Salmonella Diet!

Bryan visits family for the holiday only to catch a raging case of Salmonella that ALMOST stops TCB in tracks...almost. Krissy recalls her trip to see extended family and the two agree that men are children whenever they are ill. Mtach.com rolls out it's new marketing angle: I want to date an adult. Tinder keeps trolling the humans of earth with its awful application. Kid Rock is discussed as his new video has raised the bar for all other "wanna be" bad musicians. Finally, Mark Gormley is dug up

Nov 30, 2021 • 1:09:18

Hey Mother..Shut Those Kids Up!

Hey Mother..Shut Those Kids Up!

Bryan explains to Krissy how complicated going out eat has become with children. He shares a story about a recent trip to eat at a restaurant that ended with a visit to NINE restaurants! Then they discuss how different the dining experience can be in Europe. Bryan is reminded of a stroll around a Spanish village with his extended family that ended in a 3 hour walk to lunch...right where they began. Finally, Bryan shares Thanksgiving video with Krissy from 1950's created by the U.S. Government. I

Nov 26, 2021 • 1:05:45

Coach Ed...Sex Ed

Coach Ed...Sex Ed

Bryan shares his thoughts on the new advertisers popping up inside the show. Bryan and Krissy reminisce about simpler times...when no one listened to the podcast. Then, Bryan thinks back to puberty and that sends him down a Sex Ed Video rabbit hole on YouTube. It's safe to say that Germany is not afraid to teach it's children about EVERY aspect of sex. Finally, the gang reviews a sex video from a Catholic nun and some old sex ed videos put out by the U.S. government. You'll learn absolutely noth

Nov 23, 2021 • 1:06:33

Stop Kissing Your Cousin!

Stop Kissing Your Cousin!

Bryan tells Krissy about his spending his day at his child's school for the big Thanksgiving Day play. Then Bryan and his family take to the streets of Atlanta take in the local sights, sounds and awful food. He explains his compulsive need to beat everyone to the front of the line. Then Bryan shares about his teenage aspirations to be a "Grill Leader" at McDonalds. Finally, the gang revisits a question from an earlier episode : Is it OK to make out with your cousin? How about marrying that cous

Nov 19, 2021 • 1:13:55

Point Of Order!

Point Of Order!

Bryan shares with Krissy some of reactions to the new Frankie B episodes, they discuss the engagement of most famous person to come out of the 90 Day Fiancé shows, Big Ed. Then the gang reviews some interesting town hall and city council meetings. One man, Chris, decides to take his concerns about the local massage parlors to the public comment night at his city hall. It does not turn out how you imagine! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or lea

Nov 16, 2021 • 1:03:37

Happy Boys, Plush Toys and Investment Ploys!

Happy Boys, Plush Toys and Investment Ploys!

Bryan and Krissy stumble upon a story detailing how certain European countries are encouraging men to get vaccinated with free brothel services! Then Bryan tells Krissy about Walt Disney World merch madness and how WDW is clamping down on runaway resellers. Finally, the gang finish reviewing the once-in-a-lifetime business opportunity being presented by long time TCB muse, Frankie B. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail

Nov 12, 2021 • 1:23:11

Advantage...Frankie B!

Advantage...Frankie B!

Bryan tells Krissy about his once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to attend a World Series game for the home team. Then they discuss the rather speedy parade that flew down Peachtree Road. Finally, Bryan has a Christmas-liek when he opens his YouTube page. A refreshed and rejuvenated Frankie B has an incredible business opportunity for all the strangers in the audience. Salon Suiiis?? Salon Suites? Salon Swedes? No one knows...no one cares! It's the glorious return of Frankie B to TCB. LINKS: Send

Nov 9, 2021 • 1:17:23

Ashes To Ashes, Dusk To Dawn

Ashes To Ashes, Dusk To Dawn

Bryan tells Krissy how he came hate to Halloween and how he can no longer ignore the holiday. Hoadley wonders about cloning her cat patches and Niko the ghost dog may be in his last days too...will he be cloned? Will he smell as bad when he returns as a cloned dog? Finally, the gang reviews audio about a woman who is eating her husband's ashes. Every nasty bit off them. And a lady tells her friends she has been consuming playground sand and nail files for years. Will she get sick? Will she stop

Nov 5, 2021 • 1:07:42

Sounds Like A Personal(ity) Problem To Me!

Sounds Like A Personal(ity) Problem To Me!

Bryan shares about a normal day at his house. This includes Clifford The Big red Dog, Buzz Lightyear and dreaming of the crazy Home Improvement days when Tim Allen and blow were the only thing to worry about. Then Bryan asks Krissy to take a personality test! Find out more your hapless hosts on this episode of The Commercial Break Podcast! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green

Nov 2, 2021 • 1:04:40

Just Over Here Soaking It All In!

Just Over Here Soaking It All In!

Superfan Big Will The Champ calls into hotline to share a video of another famous podcaster saying the TCB catch phrase "Best To You!". Bryan and Krissy debate wether they are being imitated or if "Best To You!" is phrase making it's rounds in the lexicon. Then Bryan recalls a TCB bit that mysteriously made it to Howard Stern Show (Spoiler....clearly Stern is NOT listening to TCB!). Then the gang talk about cults in their many forms. Gyms, diet fads, churches, yoga studios and other ways we get

Oct 31, 2021 • 1:08:48

EP116: Just Over Here Soaking It All In!

EP116: Just Over Here Soaking It All In!

Superfan Big Will The Champ calls into hotline to share a video of another famous podcaster saying the TCB catch phrase "Best To You!". Bryan and Krissy debate wether they are being imitated or if "Best To You!" is phrase making it's rounds in the lexicon. Then Bryan recalls a TCB bit that mysteriously made it to Howard Stern Show (Spoiler....clearly Stern is NOT listening to TCB!). Then the gang talk about cults in their many forms. Gyms, diet fads, churches, yoga studios and other ways we get

Oct 29, 2021 • 1:04:33

EP115: WTF Chuck!?

EP115: WTF Chuck!?

Bryan tells Krissy about a woman in N.Y. suing Kellogg Pop Tart for lack of nutritional value. He recalls a time he should have sued for food related trauma and they wonder what kind of meat in Subway meat. Then they review some dating rules from the 1950's and are reminded that even 70 years ago "Hey!" was not a great pick-up line. Finally, it's a Love Connection date Chuck Woolery won't soon forget as Bryan tells Hoadley about his womanly legs!LINKS:Want a TCB limited edition collectible stick

Oct 26, 2021 • 1:06:32

WTF Chuck!?

WTF Chuck!?

Bryan tells Krissy about a woman in N.Y. suing Kellogg Pop Tart for lack of nutritional value. He recalls a time he should have sued for food related trauma and they wonder what kind of meat in Subway meat. Then they review some dating rules from the 1950's and are reminded that even 70 years ago "Hey!" was not a great pick-up line. Finally, it's a Love Connection date Chuck Woolery won't soon forget as Bryan tells Hoadley about his womanly legs! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, q

Oct 26, 2021 • 1:12:47

Uncle Bryan's Rules Of Dating

Uncle Bryan's Rules Of Dating

Bryan and Krissy are celebrating 1,000,000 downloads by almost destroying the studio! Then they discuss The Bachelorette, the ridiculous ways in which contestants try to get attention, the producers plan to embarrass some of the single guys and the parity with dating in 2021. Then the gang reviews some dating rules from 1930's through 2021. Finally, Uncle Bryan has a few words for the kids about the single life! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3

Oct 22, 2021 • 1:01:37

911 Is A Joke In Your Town!

911 Is A Joke In Your Town!

Bryan asks Krissy to join his new MLMM business, LuLaNO. Then they wonder why they got news alerts about Kourtney K and Travis B, and who the f*&k cares? Plus, the new trend is wearable microphone/amplifier combos and Bryan doesn't think it's funny. Finally, the gang review some 911 calls that are less of an emergency and more of comedy routine! It's a wild episode of TCB...get a cold beverage, jump in the car and call the police on yourself! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or

Oct 19, 2021 • 1:21:18

Throwing Shade

Throwing Shade

Bryan shares his terrible travels to and from Memphis by asking the question: What is appropriate airplane behavior? Who owns the arm rest? Should you take off shoes during long distance flights? Why do you get 4 carry bags and I get 1? Who are these people that cut the line at every gate? What time should I show for my flight? What do you wear on a plane? Should you talk to your seat-mate? And most importantly...who controls the shade? TCB hopes to bring common sense and civility back to the no

Oct 15, 2021 • 1:00:24

That Mature Kind Of Love

That Mature Kind Of Love

Bryan and Krissy (TCB team: Astrid, Mike and Tina) are back from Mempho and the road was long, the beer was cold and flu was transmitted! Bryan is sick which gave him time to dig into the latest internet drama known as TikTok Couch Guy! Bryan and Krissy review a Couch Guy update from Clevver News (isn't that clever!), they discuss their time off from the studio and the excitement to get back to work. Finally, Bryan wonders what happened to the simple act of loving? He finds a vintage educational

Oct 12, 2021 • 1:13:36

Go For Thanos!

Go For Thanos!

Bryan tells Hoadley about his endless nights trying to get his daughter to sleep, they discuss the power weed couple known as Snoopy Doggy Doggy & Martha Stewart and wonder how Trump will call the Holyfield fight. Then the gang wonders why they cannot get anyone to watch them on YouTube while "Jesse" calls Thanos and gets 2,000,000 views!! Finally, Bryan and Krissy find Thanos' cell phone number and give him a ring to pick his brain.  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concern

Oct 8, 2021 • 1:00:30

We Came Here For Answers!

We Came Here For Answers!

Bryan and Krissy give an update on DeanBodi, discuss how they all of the sudden care about the B. Spears conservatorship drama and give each other a reminder of the download race to 1,000,000. Then the gang revisits the Monster Men of the Mountains and the hilariously haphazard way they go about hunting for various monsters. Just remember the Mountain Men came here for answers and they are going them! (Probably...maybe....possibly...well, not this time...maybe next time...who are we kidding?? )

Oct 5, 2021 • 57:10

At Least We Do It Together!

At Least We Do It Together!

Bryan tells Krissy about the time he made pot brownies with some shwagg weed and Betty Crocker instant brownies. It's the last time he ever ate weed. Krissy explains the incredible advancements in "weed technology" since the last time he tried it. Then Bryan shares a clip from a PTA meeting where parents around the country continue to embarrass their children. Finally, the gang listens to clips from a movie about the couple who own the largest "Real Sex Dolls" collection in the world! It's not a

Oct 1, 2021 • 1:05:47

Colonel Clap

Colonel Clap

Bryan shares with Hoadley his love for the Chicago Cubs, Harry Caray, WGN Radio and The 7th Inning Stretch. tHen he shares his disdain for Conor McGregor's slaughter of the Wrigley Tradition of singing Take Me Out! Finally, the gang reviews a government produced movie from the 1940's warning soldiers of STD's, loose women and the danger of unclean sex. It's an eye-opening film that shows the backwards attitudes toward women, sex and movie making!  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments,

Sep 28, 2021 • 1:12:47

ScamcolFM

ScamcolFM

Bryan asks Krissy a very important question about the current state of affairs in the world: Why don't people wave any more when you let them cut in traffic?! Where is the decency!? Then the friends recall the time Bryan was asked to start an online streaming radio / TV station named SimcolFM by a man named Simon Guobadia. Simon has made news recently marrying then divorcing and then proposing to a different cast member of Real Housewives of Atlanta, Porsha Williams. Bryan shares his experience

Sep 24, 2021 • 1:04:38

Welcome To My Screened-In Bedroom!

Welcome To My Screened-In Bedroom!

Bryan and Krissy discuss their love for Norm McDonald, a true loss to the world of comedy and entertainment. Then Bryan recalls the time he lived in a screened in porch. Not to be bothered with things like heat, AC or bed he would rather party! Finally the gang reviews some of the cheapest humans on earth and their dating habits. It's dinner for two with one plate on this Episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Wat

Sep 21, 2021 • 1:16:03

Raising A Flag For Fitness!

Raising A Flag For Fitness!

Bryan recalls the Arnold Schwarzenegger physical fitness awards, the time he missed getting an award for the rope climb, keeping his "little man" in check as a teenager and Hoadley thanks Bryan for the inside info on teenage boys! Then the gang digs into ASMR. Love or hate it, ASMR is extremely popular. However, Bryan finds disturbing material under the ASMR flag. Finally, TCB is getting into the ASMR game and the video will be out soon. Learn more on this episode.  LINKS: Send us show ideas

Sep 17, 2021 • 59:00

The Lost Tapes Of 33 Willy (Pt 2)

The Lost Tapes Of 33 Willy (Pt 2)

Bryan and Hoadley answer the age old question : can two podcast hosts just be friends? Then they discuss the engineering magic that built Dubai. Finally, the gang continues to review Bryan's high school band, 33 Willy. Bryan was sent a tape of one the only live shows ever performed by 33 Willy and it's just as bad as you'd think it would be. It's payback time for Bryan! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on Y

Sep 14, 2021 • 1:03:40

33P Live From Shady Oaks!

33P Live From Shady Oaks!

Bryan is still watching the dramatic TV classic known as 21 Jump Street, 90 Day The Single Life has Big Ed swimming in the wrong dating pool and DeanBodi drops by the comments to give TCB some love! Then, Bryan makes good on a promise from the early days of the podcast...he brings some live 33 Willy to review on the show! It's a total shits show as expected. This is an instant classic TCB episode.  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or lea

Sep 10, 2021 • 1:15:13

Over, Under, Average

Over, Under, Average

Bryan tells Hoadley about his new favorite Roku Channel...21 Jump Street! Then, McDonalds ice cream machines are under FTC investigation and it begs the question: Does the FTC have anything else to do? Finally, Bryan has a new game "Over-rated, Under-rated or Spot-On"!  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Chr

Sep 7, 2021 • 1:09:26

Keeping It 100!

Keeping It 100!

Bryan and Krissy celebrate the unthinkable..100 episodes of this mediocre comedy podcast! Join the gang as they take some questions from the listeners, reminisce about the old days and play a game of " Do you know your TCB?". It may not be good, but it's 100!  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.

Sep 3, 2021 • 1:21:51

The Curious Case Of ED

The Curious Case Of ED

Bryan and Krissy have thrown yet another episode in the trash as this Fireside Friday was a flop. Then, Bryan makes the tough decision to bring back the most controversial topic in TCB history....Frankie B. The gang believes: love him or hate him, he makes for great content. So let the hater games begin as Frank marks another chapter in TCB folklore!  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator:

Aug 31, 2021 • 1:05:48

You Know What I Mean?!

You Know What I Mean?!

Bryan and Krissy go live on Fireside! Bryan tells Krissy his thoughts on the Fake Famous and Woodstock 99' movies, they discuss their chances of Instagram fame, they ponder the lives of the Woodstock patrons and talk about episode 100! Then, the gang reviews some footage from a YouTube movie about Carnies. The show is a circus as usual.  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green

Aug 27, 2021 • 1:09:23

Glory Be, Yip Yip Yee!

Glory Be, Yip Yip Yee!

Bryan describes his disastrous trip to Walgreens to get a few COVID tests, the gang ponder turning 100 episodes old and then they "go back to the well" after 90 episodes to revisit TV preachers and their righteous behaviors. Bryan learns that even the best of preachers start somewhere. Finally, we learn more about the worst of preachers and their humble beginnings! It's a rocking good time.... LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voic

Aug 24, 2021 • 1:16:27

How Many Zeros?

How Many Zeros?

Bryan tells Krissy about the comic Gallagher's racist, homophobic and generally miserable views, then they finally figure out to use the phones. TCB Superfan , Will from Brooklyn, joins the show to find out how Krissy and Bryan met and then the whole gang plays "How Many Zeros?". We find out how much money Krissy needs to lose a finger, what kind of dough would get will to eat roadkill and how rich would you have to be to get Bryan to land a plane without help.  LINKS: Send us show ideas, co

Aug 20, 2021 • 1:07:02

Regga-Tony

Regga-Tony

Bryan and Hoadley reminisce about the good old days of radio sales, getting drunk at the Braves game ( 144 games in a row) and Bryan's ex-wife tells the truth to his boss, using her outside voice! Then Bryan reveals a demo tape from his old band and discusses his plans to play it on the show. Finally, the gang listen in on some of the internet's worst musical performances, including the reggae hype man that forgot the "hype" .  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.6

Aug 17, 2021 • 1:11:12

The Otterman Of Zone 6

The Otterman Of Zone 6

Bryan and Krissy are recording live on Fireside! For this first live recording the gang visits with some monster hunters from Alaska as they chase down the illusive (and camera shy) Otterman. Hillbilly Hilarity ensues when the crew from the Alaska Otter Squad runs around playing game and having fun with the bone-crushing man-eater!  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co

Aug 13, 2021 • 1:02:51

Fire Up That Cuban!

Fire Up That Cuban!

Bryan and Krissy discuss Suicide Squad, Bryan's son following in his mediocre footsteps and the incredible new fashion stylings of Fred Durst. Then Bryan tells Krissy about his last minute invitation to have dinner with Mark Cuban, Falon Fatemi and Maz Jobrani at the Podcast Movement Expo. It's Bryan's brush with fame and, as expected, he blew it! It's a predictable outcome to an unusual day in the life of The Commercial Break podcast.  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or conce

Aug 10, 2021 • 1:02:44

Release! Release! Release!

Release! Release! Release!

Bryan and Krissy discuss the Olympics, the most scandalous outfits in women's sporting and Bryan's uncanny ability to get every fact in a story wrong and make it sound convincing! Then the gang compares the commercial space race audio and the Red Bull Stratos event. 10...7...5..3..1..LIFT OFF on this episode of The Commercial Break!  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green C

Aug 6, 2021 • 1:05:29

Give Mr. Johnson A Hardee Kiss!

Give Mr. Johnson A Hardee Kiss!

Bryan tells Krissy why he thinks 33P never made it to "Rockstar" status. Then the gang finds out why your fast-food experience is so miserable. Hint: It's the training videos. It's time to hear some 90's training material for Hardee's and Wendy's!LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.     To

Aug 3, 2021 • 1:04:01

Would You Rather?

Would You Rather?

Bryan and Krissy play a round of "Would You Rather?" Answering some of life's toughest questions. Like: Would you rather date an ugly person or be ugly yourself? Would rather live on a deserted island with your celebrity or in a mansion with your ex? Let the games begin! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Produc

Jul 30, 2021 • 1:06:11

I Love Lamp

I Love Lamp

Bryan and Hoadley review the many different ways, people and objects we fall in love with. First don't get in between a man and his balloons! Then, a woman marries chandelier and Bryan wonders about their first date. It's an episode full of love stories (and lamps)! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christi

Jul 27, 2021 • 59:50

Attack Of The Teenis!

Attack Of The Teenis!

Krissy and B-Rock discuss sex in the Olympic Village...again. Then they get back into clips from 1940's PSA's. This time they review PSA's about dating and affection. It's sure to get the attention of your Teenis! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.      To learn mor

Jul 23, 2021 • 1:14:43

Leave Your Man A Can Of Salmon!

Leave Your Man A Can Of Salmon!

Bryan explains to Hoadley that antenna TV is alive and well! Then they dig into the world of 1940's PSA's. It's an awful reminder of how awful these propaganda films were. Step back into time on this episode of TCB! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.      To learn m

Jul 20, 2021 • 1:06:06

One Small Step For Man...One Giant Dud For T.V.!

One Small Step For Man...One Giant Dud For T.V.!

Bryan is reminded of his extensive Dick Tracy movie memorabilia. Then he explains to Hoadley how underwhelming the first commercial Virgin Galactic space was...at least on T.V. Finally, they gang reviews more ghost chaser clips! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.

Jul 16, 2021 • 1:07:15

Quick! Get To Nerve Center!

Quick! Get To Nerve Center!

Bryan tells Hoadley about his nightmare nightly routine of dogs slurping water and whining for no reason. They lean more about the Slip N' Side show sickness keeping the new gameshow from filming and then the gang digs into the world of Ghost Hunters! It's a ghastly and ghostly episode of TCB.  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy

Jul 13, 2021 • 1:07:16

Drivin N' Eyein

Drivin N' Eyein

Bryan drives to Indiana, in the middle of the night, with help from "mommy's little helpers", 4th of July fireworks reveal the true nature of grown men who live in their parents basements and the Redneck Rave is a thing...where many people get hurt. Finally, the gang decides to follow through on something and give away that promised Gold Dot gift card for the best comment! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB o

Jul 9, 2021 • 56:12

The State Of The Break 2021

The State Of The Break 2021

Bryan and Hoadley discuss how exactly someone gets inside a whale's mouth! Then, Bryan gives his first ever "State Of The Break" address. He reviews the podcast's history so far and goes all the way to back to Episode 1 in order to illustrate just how far they have come. Hint: not that far!  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy H

Jul 6, 2021 • 1:02:07

1-900-TCB

1-900-TCB

Bryan and Krissy discuss the newest trends in after death technology, Bryan gives his final burial wishes and Clubhouse...forget about it, TCB did! Then the gang listens to old commercials for 900 & 976 pay-per-min phone lines. If you're dad catches you calling one, deny everything! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina

Jul 2, 2021 • 1:10:30

Whisper Wolves & The No Man's Land!

Whisper Wolves & The No Man's Land!

Bryan and Krissy recall working radio "remotes" in the worlds worst entertainment business...the radio business. Then, it's part 2 of Creature Feature Week! The gang digs into more Bigfoot chasing, Fire-Crotch catching, Whisper Wolf waddling...its another hairy, scary episode of The Commercial Break! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Kr

Jun 29, 2021 • 1:09:42

Bigfoot or Skinny John Popper?

Bigfoot or Skinny John Popper?

Bryan does the right thing and tells the "other" Commercial Break about mixed up reviews, the gang reminisce about 976-party lines and talk about little reanimation happening in the Frozen Tundra. Then they dig right into the new found reality T.V. fad of chasing Bigfoot. It's a hairy, scary, harmonica loving episode of The Commercial Break! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Gre

Jun 25, 2021 • 59:03

The One & Only "The Commercial Break"

The One & Only "The Commercial Break"

Bryan and Hoadley discuss a flood of new reviews that came in for the show. Only one problem, the reviews are for another show! Then Bryan and Hoadley discuss ED medications. Plus, the listeners have spoken and they are more twisted than the hosts. TCB fan William sends the gang down a rabbit hole researching a fetish known as "Masking". It's a follow up to the Real Doll episode and its a doozy! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a vo

Jun 22, 2021 • 1:01:31

The Tree Of Records

The Tree Of Records

Bryan is confused as to why we are still wearing masks and he shares that confusion. The TCB fan base is communicating in droves and giving Bryan more deranged content ideas. The gang shares an update on the $500 giveaway and then they dig into the extraordinarily dangerous world of Highlining.  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy

Jun 18, 2021 • 1:00:39

Happy Multiple Wives, Happy Multiple Lives!

Happy Multiple Wives, Happy Multiple Lives!

Bryan and Hoadley dig into the messy and complicated world of multiple wives! Also known as...having your cake and eating it to. Garrick and his first wife Daniel travel long distances to make sure Garrick can hop into bed with his hot Brazilian second wife. It's an arrangement that works for everyone named Gerrick.  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Gre

Jun 15, 2021 • 1:08:34

Sir, You Dropped Your Wife's Foot...

Sir, You Dropped Your Wife's Foot...

Bryan has his first brush with fame and it leads to all kind of horrible business ideas for The Commercial Break! Then the gangs digs into the lifestyles of men who date full size, and anatomically correct, female dolls (known as "Real Dolls"). Bryan then begs the audience to send one to the studio! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Pr

Jun 11, 2021 • 1:21:50

Burnt Wedding Toast

Burnt Wedding Toast

Bryan explains to Hoadley his bathing routine of choice. Bryan celebrates his wedding anniversary. Then the gang reviews a few of the most inappropriate wedding toasts the internet has to offer! It's a Pinot Grigio kind of episode...  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.

Jun 8, 2021 • 1:00:59

The Long Luxurious Locks Of Frankie B.

The Long Luxurious Locks Of Frankie B.

In an effort to stay on top of online trends and confuse their listeners...Bryan and Hoadley are now on Fireside! But no one can hear them over the vacuum in the studio. Then Bryan reminds Hoadley why they are giving $500 to the best commenter. Plus, the gang reviews another Frankie B. classic video. This time Frank is making a Youtube video just to talk about his hair. It's Frankie B week on TCB t.v. (minus). LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text

Jun 4, 2021 • 1:03:29

The Very Best Bad Advice | TCB & Frankie B

The Very Best Bad Advice | TCB & Frankie B

Bryan and Hoadley are taking the day off like the rest of the world. But Frankie B never stops working! Bryan breaks out previously unreleased Frankie video breakdown content and includes some of your Bernardo favorites. It's a memorializing Memorial Tuesday of The Commercial Break! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley

Jun 1, 2021 • 2:06:43

Two Girls - One Schmuck!

Two Girls - One Schmuck!

Bryan shares with Hoadley that he is feeling lonely on his Insta Reels feed and Hoadley and Bryan have a big announcement to make regarding TCB T.V.(Minus). Then the gang dig into TikTok star Russell Hartley and amazing adventures in womanizing.  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.      To

May 28, 2021 • 1:16:24

Here Comes Grandpa Swimmie Drunks!

Here Comes Grandpa Swimmie Drunks!

It's summer time so Bryan decided to fill his pool with the garden hose. Then he remembers the time a bad 90's rock band's sound check fell short of the mark. Also, Bryan and Hoadley are excited about summer and a bit put-off by the new bikini trends. They share some old pool party stories and that one time Bryan almost became a cheater! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green

May 25, 2021 • 57:28

The Dogs & Rabbits Have Formed A Union!

The Dogs & Rabbits Have Formed A Union!

Bryan and Hoadley discuss the fate of The Commercial Break Club on Clubhouse. They fill the audience in on their expansion plans with TCBTV-(Minus) and confuse even themselves in the process! Plus, the gang needs to find a pet psychic to communicate with Niko. And...they found one! Tune in to hear the hijinks in action.  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan

May 21, 2021 • 1:04:38

FedEx Mens Have Your Moneys!

FedEx Mens Have Your Moneys!

Bryan and Hoadley discuss a TCBTV-minus. A new streaming channel with all your favorite content...somewhere else. Then Michelle Duggar makes auto-calls on behalf of the devil. She truly is a mother-duggar! Finally, the gang breaks down a phishing and gift card scam Bryan found himself involved in late one night.  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green

May 18, 2021 • 56:01

The Cheating Ninja

The Cheating Ninja

Bryan and Krissy made it!! The Pandemic in the U.S. is turning the corner and the team is ready to shed their masks. But is the world ready for their faces? Also, TCB TV (Minus) is coming to a screen near you, Bryan responds to a Youtube comment and...Frankie B is back baby! This time he is passing down his ancient cheating ninja wisdom to the world. It's another can't miss episode of The Commercial Break! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or le

May 14, 2021 • 1:18:44

Best To You!

Best To You!

Bryan and Hoadley share halitosis, they get into Bryan's days as a paranoid (and hangover) restaurant manager and Niko is back smelling more dead than ever. Then they discuss a pandemic greeting for the brave new world, the countries' porn habits are revealed and then...Cheese Cake Factory is the worst!  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Hos

May 11, 2021 • 58:11

Dad, I'm A Brony...

Dad, I'm A Brony...

Bryan and Krissy discuss why other countries are more adult than the U.S. Bryan discovers his Danish accent (warning: it's really poor) and then they get into a conversation about Bronies! It's a clod-hopping good time on this episode of The Commercial Break! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo

May 7, 2021 • 1:06:27

No One Really Cares!

No One Really Cares!

Bryan is riding high after the Bill Burr Clubhouse appearance. But does anyone really care?? Then Bryan and Krissy discuss how Florida, Florida can be. Plus the imposter creeps up on everyone eventually and Bryan is no exception. He remembers a time he and friend pulled the ultimate imposter move...and got caught! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Gree

May 4, 2021 • 56:20

Putting The Cyn Back In Sex!

Putting The Cyn Back In Sex!

Bryan and Krissy discuss the lost semen of the Salty Sea. Then they welcome Dr. Cynthia Wesley OBGYN to the show to answer questions from the TCB audience. A clearly and highly disturbed podcast audience. Dr. Cyn: Instagram Dr. Cyn: Beauty Below LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer:

Apr 30, 2021 • 1:08:24

WHO Is Flying This Thing?!

WHO Is Flying This Thing?!

Bryan and Hoadley discuss the stink-fest known as The Oscars, Bryan wonders why we are spending money on USPS commercials, surgeons are making court appearances from the operating room. Then Bryan tells his story of visiting flight school foe the first time. It's a hair raising day at the airport! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Kris

Apr 27, 2021 • 57:03

Pokeman-NO!

Pokeman-NO!

Bryan and Krissy Grimes new tattoo, tattoos you won't soon forget and Bryan's friends' tattoo debacle. Then they review the curious case of Pokeman "experts" and the ridiculous amount of money being spent on collectors edition cards. Plus, Phillipe the art dealer stops by to appraise Krissy.  Do not miss Bill Burr (5.2.21 @9pm) and Steven Wright (5.9.21 @9pm) on stage with Host Eddie Brill and moderated Bryan and Jen Fassino, inside The Comedy Podcasts Club on Clubhouse. DM @thecommercialbreak f

Apr 23, 2021 • 54:07

My Two Left Foot Foot

My Two Left Foot Foot

Bryan and Hoadley discuss the strange porn choices of the American public, Richard Simmons whereabouts, Colton Underwood coming out, Haley Hasseloff playboy cover and the odd phenomenon of "Outsider Music". Its a magical episode that will have you tapping your foot foot... L LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Produce

Apr 20, 2021 • 51:40

And The Oscar Goes To...

And The Oscar Goes To...

Bryan and Krissy welcome comedian Oscar Aydin to the show! Bryan asks the one question Oscar does not want to answer, Oscar tires to explain his journey to N.Y. , the gang wonder how anyone can understand The Barefoot Contessa and Oscar tells the fairytale story of the laundromat meeting of his new beau. Oscar Aydin on InstaGram: @oscaraydin LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Gr

Apr 16, 2021 • 59:08

Wanted: Drakkar Noir

Wanted: Drakkar Noir

Bryan's son has hit the terrible two's and so has this podcast! Drakkar Noir is needed for future episodes and experiments and Frankie B is back with advice? You make the call. Either way our favorite over 50m expert is back with more malarky.  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gu

Apr 13, 2021 • 1:00:52

This Dude From Detroit Has Been Verified

This Dude From Detroit Has Been Verified

Lil Naz X has blood in his shoes and Bryan and Hoadley want a pair!! The gang reads more hate mail and invites Jeff Dwoskin from Detroit to help suss out a new media social strategy! Episode Notes On this episode the gang is swinging from rafters...Bryan and Hoadley are talking all things poly, swingers and swapping! Bryan shares his story about visiting a swingers party. They discuss resorts dedicated to swapping, suburban neighborhood wife sharing and much more! Its a NSFW episode of The Com

Apr 9, 2021 • 57:23

The Swinging Flamingo

The Swinging Flamingo

On this episode the gang is swinging from rafters...Bryan and Hoadley are talking all things poly, swingers and swapping! Bryan shares his story about visiting a swingers party. They discuss resorts dedicated to swapping, suburban neighborhood wife sharing and much more! Its a NSFW episode of The Commercial Break (which one isn't ??)! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green

Apr 6, 2021 • 54:09

Thank You For Being Candid!

Thank You For Being Candid!

Bryan tells Hoadley about a YouTube channel he found with the very first Vlog! Pollen is in full effect in the ATL and Bryan is dealing in weight. Then Bryan recalls the first time he and his friends experienced the freedom of a car. Plus Bryan convinces his friends' mothers that he is a minister for a night on the town in a creeper van.  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green

Apr 2, 2021 • 56:26

The Way We Were

The Way We Were

Bryan and Krissy discuss the genius who visited the elephant habitat at the local zoo...with his son...behind the fencing! Then the gang get into the TCB Way Way Back Machine and revisit some of things we were doing before the pandemic. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.

Mar 30, 2021 • 52:36

The Sunburned Face Of Icarus | Theresa Caputo Pt 2

The Sunburned Face Of Icarus | Theresa Caputo Pt 2

Bryan has a big, red, problem. He just cannot listen to his wife or the advice of millions of dermatologists! He describes his 4th degree burn. Then the gang gets into part of psychic shenanigans. This time Theresa Caputo shares the spotlight with other files mediums. It's another episode filled with the spirit! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green

Mar 26, 2021 • 54:56

Backstage Passes To The 33P Show!

Backstage Passes To The 33P Show!

SHOW SUMMARY: Mom jeans, dad jeans, skinny jeans and good genes....it's an all out street fight for jean dominance and Bryan and Hoadley are discussing. Then Bryan recalls his favorite 90's outfit that he wore for all 13 years of the 90's. He touches on the band he named after a t-shirt and a 'member' and he asks the questions no one has been asking: How's your grooming down there?? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail

Mar 23, 2021 • 52:42

Do You Know Someone With A Nose? Theresa Caputo Pt.1

Do You Know Someone With A Nose? Theresa Caputo Pt.1

Episode Summary Bryan and Hoadley discuss the incredibly predictable outcome to The Bachelor. Then they take aim at one of TV's greatest show-persons / con-artists...the unforgettable princess of darkness herself...Theresa Caputo. There will be no doubt about how the gang feels on this episode of The Commercial Break.   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Brya

Mar 19, 2021 • 52:37

The Great Walkway Treaty of 2021

The Great Walkway Treaty of 2021

Episode Summary Bryan tells Hoadley about his phonics problem with book time any night. The gang remembers the great bands of the 80's and Bryan's zits are back as if it was 1980 Sick of playing sidewalk chicken with the people walking the opposite direction? So is Bryan! But Bryan is a man of people bringing solutions to better the world! Plus...The Mandela Effect. Did it happen? They discuss. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a vo

Mar 16, 2021 • 55:38

Papa Roach Coach

Papa Roach Coach

Bryan and Hoadley discuss fake snow, the time Bryan toured not with Kings of Leon, but groupies of Kings of Leon. Then the gang goes back to the well one more time with Frankie B! This time he is teaching everyone the secrets to being a badass... oh no Frankie... don't go there! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Prod

Mar 12, 2021 • 1:01:58

Gas... In The Hose, Nose or Throat?

Gas... In The Hose, Nose or Throat?

Bryan and Krissy are taking TCB new heights (and lows)! They discuss early Ad Men, mental health, gas huffing, gas drinking and gas hosing. Its a fun filled episode of The Commercial Break.  Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Prod

Mar 9, 2021 • 52:43

Party (Hard) On!

Party (Hard) On!

Bryan and Krissy discuss Teen Mom, the early days of MTV reality shows and Bryan shares a story about a late night that was hard-on him for all the wrong reasons! It's a no where safe for work episode of TCB!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.      To learn more

Mar 5, 2021 • 58:44

Frank And The Algebra Of Age

Frank And The Algebra Of Age

Bryan and Krissy review the worst commercial song ever, T.V. dating shows and listen to 1st date advice from the world's most clueless love coach.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.      To lear

Mar 2, 2021 • 1:00:20

All.Day.Long!

All.Day.Long!

Bryan and Krissy review the worst commercial song ever, T.V. dating shows and listen to 1st date advice from the world's most clueless love coach.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.      To learn more about listener data

Feb 23, 2021 • 57:08

Read The Rules Jackie Weaver!!

Read The Rules Jackie Weaver!!

Bryan and Krissy take a deep dive into the world of online meeting fails and meet some interesting humans along the way! It's a Zoom disaster episode of The Commercial Break!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer:

Feb 16, 2021 • 55:54

Bonus: Sickly Santa

Bonus: Sickly Santa

On Bonus EP1 we hear part of Episode #32 when Bryan and his family visit the Sickly Santa!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode!   Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-855-TCB-8383   LINKS: Get a FREE TCB limited edition collectible sticker   Follow us on Instagram   Follow us on Facebook   Subscribe and watch the show on Youtube   New episodes every Monday, Wednesday & Friday everywhere you listen to podcasts!   For advertising contact A

Feb 12, 2021 • 20:19

Waffle House... We Found Your Shoe

Waffle House... We Found Your Shoe

Bryan and Hoadley are playing 3 facts and a crap...or 2 craps and fact...or 1 crap and 1 fact and 1 maybe! They're not sure and you won't be either. Plus, the gang thinks Waffle House should be the unofficial sponsor of The Commercial Break!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co

Feb 9, 2021 • 52:53

Linen Fresh Breath!

Linen Fresh Breath!

Bryan and Krissy discuss spam calls, Hamilton and listen to audio from a rock eating woman and a woman who eats Glade air freshener! It's really strange addiction and the gang got the T!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.

Feb 2, 2021 • 57:17

Lug Nut Casanova

Lug Nut Casanova

Bryan and Hoadley follow up on last season's popular (Crackhead Casanova) episode with a review of Frank... The "over 50" crowd trusts Frank to tell them what to wear, how to groom, where to party, how to stay buff, how to pick up "chicks" and, of course, how to tell when your girl is cheating on you! Join the gang as they take a ride on the Frank train to crazy town... Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or conc

Jan 26, 2021 • 1:02:01

My Dog The Ghost!

My Dog The Ghost!

Bryan and Hoadley share a Friday Patreon episode with you! (Lucky you!)... They discuss their new Friday show, play 20 in 40 and Bryan tries to determine if his dog Niko is alive. It's a fun filled show for the whole family...   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy

Jan 19, 2021 • 1:04:13

Our Changing Bodies 20/40

Our Changing Bodies 20/40

Season 2 is here! Bryan and Krissy are back and a bit rusty but ready... so give them a break. They tackle 20 topics in 40 minutes to get back into podcasting shape during this season opener...   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A

Jan 12, 2021 • 1:15:41

The Very Unnecessary Best Of Season 1 (Part 2)

The Very Unnecessary Best Of Season 1 (Part 2)

Our favorite clips from Season 1 episodes 19 to 37 all rolled into one new episode!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.      To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: htt

Jan 5, 2021 • 53:36

Very Best Of A Mediocre Season 1 (Part 1)

Very Best Of A Mediocre Season 1 (Part 1)

Our favorite clips from Season 1, episodes 1 to 18 all rolled into one new episode!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.      To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https:

Dec 29, 2020 • 56:49

T'was The Night Before Crazy!

T'was The Night Before Crazy!

Its The Last Episode of The Season! There is no YouTube video...because Bryan is an idiot. But Bryan and Krissy discuss Tom Cruise, 1-900 Numbers and the night before Christmas that won't soon be forgotten.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer

Dec 22, 2020 • 1:05:00

Dr. Henry Fonda's Marriage Bootcamp

Dr. Henry Fonda's Marriage Bootcamp

Dr. Henry Fonda joins Hoadley and Bryan to give some, never needed or wanted, marriage advice... and much more!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.      To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: htt

Dec 15, 2020 • 56:50

Emotional Support Peacock

Emotional Support Peacock

Bryan and Krissy review the week in Guliani, emotional support fraud, they beg for Insta followers, discuss what's on T.V. and much more...   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.      To learn more abo

Dec 8, 2020 • 55:17

A Wine "D"Canter

A Wine "D"Canter

Bryan and Hoadley discuss "the laughing plague" of 1518, Bryan explains his D-pick history to Hoadley and The Soy Sauce Balls Tasting Challenge... Hand on to your pantalones..this one is a doozy!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christ

Dec 1, 2020 • 1:04:08

Such A Ball Buffer!!

Such A Ball Buffer!!

Bryan and Hoadley scatting, Cap Calloway, bad supermarket music, swingers parties, Rudi Guliani's shoes and why men age so poorly and hang so low... this episode is a grower so stick with it!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.

Nov 24, 2020 • 1:01:38

The COVID Christmas Castle

The COVID Christmas Castle

Bryan and Hoadley discuss early 90's daytime TV, Dr. Phil, Gwen and Blake rumors, Bryan apologizes to Krissy, dating people for their looks alone and The COVID Christmas Castle.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Produce

Nov 17, 2020 • 1:09:23

Taped In Front of a Live Studio Audience

Taped In Front of a Live Studio Audience

The Bit: No Matter the reason you can say it a Four Seasons! The Show: Krissy and Bryan meet again! The new TCB YouTube studio is up and running. Seth Rogen likes Bryan (he imagines), the election causes sleepless nights, John Q stops by to challenge the TCB recording and Henry Fonda makes a special appearance to discuss women's right to vote. This and much more on Episode 31 of The Commercial Break!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show id

Nov 10, 2020 • 1:03:06

Circles

Circles

The Bit: Rock and Roll is the devil's music! The Show: Bryan complains about Day Light Savings, Krissy discusses her fondness for "on-time", Sunday is the Monday countdown to doom, Trump rallies are killing people, Henry Fonda stop[s by to help the gang with Instagram and much, much more on this episode of The Commercial Break!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a v

Nov 3, 2020 • 1:06:26

That is Classic Toobs!

That is Classic Toobs!

The Bit: Inner Sanctum. The Show: Bryan and Hoadley discuss scary movies, Jefferey Toobin and wayward Zoom manners, Space Camp hijinks, the key to making blind dates go quickly, Bryan and his wife visit Tina's restaurant and more than they bargained for and much more on Episode 29 of The Commercial Break Podcast!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail

Oct 27, 2020 • 1:05:24

Official Troll Watcher

Official Troll Watcher

The Bit: Henry Fonda from Podcast Universe wishes Jeff Hoadley a happy birthday. The Show: Hoadley discusses how hard this podcast is taxing her time. Bryan is blamed for more drama in Hoadley's life, Bryan goes to vote and runs into a "official poll watcher" from Kinkos, Bryan relays his most embarrassing teenage romance moment and the gang hope for a quick end to 2020.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concer

Oct 20, 2020 • 1:01:32

That's Finger Dip'n Good!

That's Finger Dip'n Good!

The Break: Samuel L. Jackson takes no sh&t! The Show: Bryan and Hoadley get noticed by other podcasters...for all the wrongs reasons. Bryan discusses a new favorite British addiction. Hoadley makes some tough choices in the all new game " F'-Marry-Chill". You can play along at home. Bryan recalls a Finger Dip'n Good time!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host:

Oct 13, 2020 • 1:02:48

My My My MAFS Mishel

My My My MAFS Mishel

The Show: Bryan and Hoadley chime in on breaking President Trump Covid-19 news. Mishel Karen from Married at First Sight Australia joins the gang for a funny and wide ranging interview on life under the lights, the reality of reality T.V. and love at first sight.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-H

Oct 7, 2020 • 1:36:27

Gustavo... International Man of Mystery!

Gustavo... International Man of Mystery!

The Bit: We're on mission from God! The Show: Bryan discusses passing on his OCD, Gustavo is our producer extraordinaire, the gang is too lazy to do a newsletter, Bryan's brother Danny gave him an update on Brian Dunkleman, Bryan tries to fly his in-laws to the U.S., and Bryan & Krissy discuss their psychedelic days and when Bryan's dad kicked him out of the house (story correction) Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questi

Sep 30, 2020 • 1:01:37

Have Chakra Will Travel

Have Chakra Will Travel

The Bit: Jim Bakker food buckets are selling fast and his theme song is rising up the charts. The Show: Bryan and Krissy are inviting guests. Will they come? Will Bryan press record? Bryan's mom is back with phone problems, Zac Efron has a new show about magic water, and... Moldova has cool weddings! Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTu

Sep 23, 2020 • 56:59

They Call Me The Hoadley

They Call Me The Hoadley

The Bit: Crabapple resident Nancy gets ready for Hurricane Daffodil. The Show: Bryan welcomes Hoadley as the "official" co-host of TCB, they reminise about their early days as friends and they ponder the future. Bryan then explains why he won't be joining any boat parades anytime soon.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Cr

Sep 16, 2020 • 1:04:18

#DryHumpDay

#DryHumpDay

The Bit: Howard Dean rallies his troops. The Show: Bryan remembers his first band gig at the Wreck Room. then Bryan and Krissy discuss the long lost art of the dry hump and Bryan tells Hoadley about his blast from past music video watching. Truly. Creepy. Stuff.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green

Sep 9, 2020 • 55:59

The Scream Of A Dean

The Scream Of A Dean

The Bit: Join WSHIT's continuing coverage of the Election 2020 with special commentator Roseanne Barr. The Show: Bryan and Hoadley discuss the legality (or not) of the poppy seed. Bryan reaches out to Podcast Universe for more help with subscribers. The RNC 2020 just happened and one speaker made quite the plea! Bryan recalls the scream heard round the election with from Howard Dean and Hoadley reminds Bryan he is BAD at internet research.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss a

Sep 2, 2020 • 1:03:28

Give Me A Boscolo

Give Me A Boscolo

The Bit: Leave Britany Alone! The Show: Bryan reveals he may have Covid-19 and fears quarantine may make him more productive. The Show: Bryan and Krissy swap stories about Italian Massages and Bryan buys ad space from every podcast platform on earth...and beyond! This and much more on Episode 20 of The Commercial Break!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode!   Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-855-TCB-8383   LINKS: Get a FREE TCB limited edition collectible stick

Aug 26, 2020 • 1:01:03

Scam-Osaurus-Wrecks

Scam-Osaurus-Wrecks

The Bit: WSHIT goes live to the Pecan Nut Potato Music Festival to find reporter Brian Jacobs enjoying himself...too much. The Show: Bryan's Mom stops by to discuss the local nail and hair salons, tries to find her boyfriend new grandchildren and leaves longer and longer messages on Bryan's voicemail. Bryan takes the kids to Jurassic Park the Driveway and he fixes a flat tire the best way he knows how...ask someone else to do it. This and so much more on episode #19 on The Commercial Break!

Aug 19, 2020 • 1:01:38

Car Trunk Carpet Squash

Car Trunk Carpet Squash

The Bit: Puddle of Mudd stops by WSHIT's "Heart Of The Arts" and lead singer Wes Scantanilin graces us with his angelic voice! The Show: Bryan realizes his worst nightmare regarding having a daughter...teenage boys. Then Bryan tells Hoadley about their first rejection from the "global Hollywood podcast elite ". Hoadley shares exciting news about house hunting, Bryan tells her to be careful of the crazy neighbor and he follows up on his bad reality show plot lines. This and so much more...on this

Aug 12, 2020 • 59:58

Gobble Gobble

Gobble Gobble

The Bit: Bryan and Hoadley review Chuck E. Cheese pizza. The Show: Bryan and Hoadley discuss Only Fans pages and the marketing that goes into a successful campaign, Bryan tells Hoadley about his trashy television habits and revisits the time his date brought Thanksgiving dinner to the bedroom. This and so much more...on episode 17 of The Commercial Break!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode!   Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-855-TCB-8383   LINKS: Get

Aug 5, 2020 • 1:04:02

Best Podcast To Sleep To

Best Podcast To Sleep To

The Bit: George talks to his friend about his "dirty" thoughts. The Show: Bryan and Hoadley discuss the marketing campaign that went horribly awry, Chuck E. Cheese brings back some fond and not so fond memories and Bryan's Mom needs to have her phone taken away because she might be Qanon. This and so much more on episode 16 of The Commercial Break.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode!   Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-855-TCB-8383   LINKS: Get a FREE TCB limi

Jul 29, 2020 • 1:06:54

Double Flop Homicide

Double Flop Homicide

The Bit: Mikey Jr. tries to read the line. The Show: Bryan and Hoadley are back from vacation after taking no time for vacation! Hoadley and Jeff encounter the Florida heat, Bryan has a baby and makes himself useless as usual.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode!   Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-855-TCB-8383   LINKS: Get a FREE TCB limited edition collectible sticker   Follow us on Instagram   Subscribe and watch the show on Youtube     New e

Jul 22, 2020 • 55:02

The Rolling Stone (Crabs)

The Rolling Stone (Crabs)

The Bit: WSHIT's Dr. Dee talks to Karen about masks. The Show: Rachel joins Hoadley and Bryan to discuss dating, working in radio and the Rhodes Scholar Rachel brought to a dinner where Krissy enjoyed the seafood special!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode!   Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-855-TCB-8383   LINKS: Get a FREE TCB limited edition collectible sticker   Follow us on Instagram   Subscribe and watch the show on Youtube     New

Jul 15, 2020 • 1:03:46

Better To Be Good Than Good To Be Better

Better To Be Good Than Good To Be Better

The Bit: Jim "Touchdown" Jefferys gets ready for WSHIT's Game Of The Week. The Show: Bryan and Krissy discus the disappearance of Covid-19, Bryan's trip tp Home Depot, bad motivational speakers and his inability to get The Bit done each week. Plus, they laugh like they have never laughed at Bryan's New Year's eve story from France.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode!   Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-855-TCB-8383   LINKS: Get a FREE TCB limited edition colle

Jul 8, 2020 • 1:02:38

Scuffles and The Sock Pocket

Scuffles and The Sock Pocket

The Bit: Phil visits Dr. ASMR for an ear ache. The Show: Bryan and Hoadley review feedback on the "mask" rant from episode 11, Bryan reminisces about the Masters and the unfortunate puppy his roommate abandoned during one trip to Augusta National. Also, Ron Jeremey is officially a creep in the eyes of the law, baby showers can be rowdy and Bryan gives a Social Studies lesson on a subject he knows little about...this and more on Ep#12 of The Commercial Break.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe

Jul 1, 2020 • 1:07:21

Tik Tok and They Won't Stop

Tik Tok and They Won't Stop

The Bit: WSHIT's Heaven @ 11. The Show: Bryan and Hoadley discuss wearing masks..or not, the Trump Tulsa rally and the role Tik Tok had in the turn out, 90 Day Fiancé, Bryan's mom and her role in his son's life and more...   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy

Jun 24, 2020 • 1:09:31

Gas Station Girl

Gas Station Girl

The Bits: Tina, Tan and Tweeze is now re-open! The Show: Award winning voice artist and youtube star Rachel Mcgrath stops by to discuss life, love and the pursuit of fame.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gu

Jun 17, 2020 • 1:04:55

It's Sunday... Spare Me The B.S.

It's Sunday... Spare Me The B.S.

The Bits: Bryan visits therapy to discuss his "small numbers". The Show: Krissy and Bryan swap stories about sneaking out their childhood homes.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.      To learn more about listener data and

Jun 10, 2020 • 1:02:23

2 Live Roo

2 Live Roo

The Bits: Jane joins a call about a new MLM opportunity, Butter Bark.   The Show: Bryan and Hoadley are joined by Music Exec Jeff Bransford to discuss live music in 2020 and beyond, tell some stories about concerts and revisit one of the most infamous 2 Live Roo concerts in American history   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Brya

Jun 3, 2020 • 1:07:06

Mushroom Magnum P.I.

Mushroom Magnum P.I.

The Bits: Pastor Kenny and his hype man Dale review Dale's performance. The Show: Bryan explains how a lost kitten, magic mushrooms and auto theft made for one memorable evening where, luckily, he was not the one arrested!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Chr

May 27, 2020 • 53:35

The Crackhead Casanova

The Crackhead Casanova

The Bits; Darklord Freedom Fighter calls Macys. The Show: Bryan and Hoadley breakdown a video from the worlds creepiest man. A man who claims to be a 'pick up artist". Listen as they critique his artistry!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer

May 20, 2020 • 57:58

Frankie and Me TV

Frankie and Me TV

The Bits: Bryan's mom and boyfriend listen to the podcast for the first time! The Show: Bryan and Krissy review what they are watching in lockdown, struggle to remember names of the shows and try to squeeze out an episode while Bryan is in Florida...   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan G

May 13, 2020 • 49:49

Rascall Flatters

Rascall Flatters

The Bits: We get a live report from newly reopened mall with Dandy Danderson. The Show: Bryan and Hoadley discuss the widely disputed nature of the round Earth. Flat Earth is looked at with a keen sense for the facts and a scientific eye. Yeah right...   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan

May 6, 2020 • 1:01:35

Shama Lama Ding Dong

Shama Lama Ding Dong

The Bits: Governor Kemp and his assistant discuss opening the state of Georgia. The Show: Bryan and Hoadley deep dive into the world of Televangelists and all they have to offer!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Produ

Apr 29, 2020 • 1:06:51

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