The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls sitting on chairs, holding microphones, and discussing their fabulous lives in Tinseltown. (featuring occasional forays into movies, television shows, and air-conditioning) The New York Times called them models, moguls, actors, influencers, drag queens, RuPaul's Drag Race contestants, and even humanoids. If one thing can be said about these two preternaturally gorgeous queens' podcast, it's that Trixie and Katya find the sheer, unadulterated beauty of pure insanity. Tune in every week to experience the auditory pleasure that is The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie a...

The Bald and the Beautiful: Tokyo Drift with Trixie and Katya

The Bald and the Beautiful: Tokyo Drift with Trixie and Katya

From the makers of The Fast and the Furioustest and 2 Fast 2 Fastiest comes the highest-octane installment of the hit movie franchise ever! When convicted felon and secret drag queen Jonathan "Turbo Titties" Callahan (Trixie Mattel) tries to start a new life on the south side of Milwaukee, his obsession with street racing sets him on a collision course with the head of the Wisconsin criminal underworld, Brian "Boo Boo Butterfinger" Baker (Katya Zamo). To survive an icy crash in his Dodge Intrepi

Feb 25, • 59:42

All Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster with Trixie and Katya

All Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster with Trixie and Katya

I believe in one god,the Noodle Almighty,maker of marinara and meatballs,of all pasta visible and invisible,born of the semolina before all ages,fettuccine to fusilli, ravioli to rigatoni,bucatini to capellini,begotten, not overcooked, perfectly al dente,topped with parmesan for our salvation,he came down from heaven,and by the spirit of a stripper,touched his noodly appendage to her,thereby creating a beer volcano, in accordance with the scriptures.He ascended into heaven,and is seated at the r

Feb 18, • 50:41

Employing Pillow Talk to Build Intimacy with Trixie and Katya

Employing Pillow Talk to Build Intimacy with Trixie and Katya

Do you ever glance over at your partner and feel like they're a million miles away, both physically and emotionally? While we all know that building a connection is hard work, it also requires vulnerability and a willingness to accept your partner as they truly are. But with your weekend already full of buying groceries for Jenny's scouting jamboree, carpooling to Michael's Taekwondo steamed vegetable social, and making sure little Damien stops pinching the dog's privates lest Spot rip his cheru

Feb 11, • 59:28

Finding Balance Through Dialectism & Chicken with Trixie and Katya

Finding Balance Through Dialectism & Chicken with Trixie and Katya

The opposing forces of the yin and the yang are alive and well in 2025: Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni; TikTok and the Absence of TikTok; Emilia Perez and Good Taste. With the dizzying start to the year that has many of us stress-eating Thin Mints and Taco Bell while practicing scream-therapy techniques into our pillows, we'd like to devote this week's episode to helping you cast off 2025's discordant yolk of asymmetry and find the true inner balance that was previously only achievable with vag

Feb 4, • 52:24

Hot Loads Delivered Straight to Your Door with Trixie and Katya

Hot Loads Delivered Straight to Your Door with Trixie and Katya

It's that time of year yet again! Are you ready for the big sports game? If you have lots of manly men coming over to root for their favorite athletic team, you're gonna need quite the spread, Jack! Introducing scratch-cooked, ultra-fresh, hand-made hot loads made from quality ingredients and spices, crafted daily to nourish more than just the body, Deborah. Trixie and Katya's Bald 'n Fresh Hot Loads offers community-inspired dishes crafted with ingredients, flavors, and viscosities that we all

Jan 28, • 55:40

Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!

Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!

From executive producers Trixie & Katya comes the absolutely brilliant, gloriously gonzo, and extraordinarily entertaining The Kelly Mantle Show! Each week, Kelly Mantle invites special celebrity guests to endure the most divinely bizarre and uncomfortable interview you've ever witnessed. Kelly believes that laughter is life's lubricant, and these hilarious deep dives are a guaranteed good time that will leave you thirsty, hungry, and begging for more. New episodes release weekly every Wednesday

Jan 23, • 27:24

The Queen Mary's Evacuee Jerk Game with Trixie and Katya

The Queen Mary's Evacuee Jerk Game with Trixie and Katya

All aboard! This year, book a tantalizing stay on The Queen Mary as you evacuate any one of Southern California’s various natural disasters. Our arousing accommodations await in your very own Self-Love-Stateroom, offering the perfect atmosphere for an auto-erotic experience while you watch KTLA’s 24-hour local news forecast. Self-Satisfaction is virtually guaranteed, with packages that include horny goat weed cocktails, personal massagers, perfumed body oils, and many other scintillating ameniti

Jan 21, • 54:26

Escaping L.A. with Six Wigs and a PS5 with Trixie and Katya

Escaping L.A. with Six Wigs and a PS5 with Trixie and Katya

Our hearts go out to all those affected by the catastrophic wildfires in Los Angeles County. We hope that this week's episode, recorded in our car as we evacuated Hollywood due to the Sunset Fire, offers a brief respite from the ongoing devastation in Southern California.If you would like to support Angelenos affected by the fires, please visit this link for various ways to donate: https://laist.com/news/climate-environment/how-to-help-la-fire-victimsNew customers GET 15% ALL Lume products with

Jan 14, • 42:16

Kelly Mantle's Trixie the Cable Girl Nightmare with Trixie and Katya

Kelly Mantle's Trixie the Cable Girl Nightmare with Trixie and Katya

'Twas a dark, menacing Los Angeles winter's eve, with nary a soul walking the deserted streets of West Hollywood. A strong, dry Santa Ana wind blew down from the mountain passes to make one's skin itch and nerves curl. On nights like this, anything can happen. Even a sudden knock at the door of Kelly Mantle's palatial mansion as the clock strikes twelve. What is waiting on the other side? Why, it's Trixie the Cable Girl, wearing overalls and threatening to climb the gutters to sabotage your cabl

Jan 7, • 54:57

Men Lie for It, Women Cry for It:“Noodle Madness!” with Trixie and Katya

Men Lie for It, Women Cry for It:“Noodle Madness!” with Trixie and Katya

The dawning of a new year is a time for fun and jokes and ice cream cones. It's a time for Q&A podcast episodes and trips to the West Hollywood Gateway Shopping Center for a chocolate malt with your steady gal or guy. But behind the innocence of those youthful improprieties lies a menace. A menace made of wheat flour, rice flour, and mung bean starch. A menace known as authentic Chinese noodles. You'll travel from a momentary pleasure to a prison of your own making with Satan's sizzling spicy be

Dec 31, 2024 • 53:17

A Holiday Sausage Express Delivery with Trixie and Katya

A Holiday Sausage Express Delivery with Trixie and Katya

Don't miss The Hallmarque Channel's newest Christmas classic, "A Very Special Holiday Sausage," premiering Christmas Eve! When the gorgeous neighborhood delivery guy, Lance, turns his attentions to recently-divorced Katya, she brushes it off as mere flattery. But when she sees the look in Lance's eyes as he hands her the bulk delivery of anal lube she orders every Christmas, it's clear he wants to give her more than just a cardboard box. As he turns to leave with a mischievous wink and

Dec 24, 2024 • 56:38

Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie

Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie

What happens to a dream deferred? A dream filled with tight outfits, latex boots, and furs? A dream saturated with showmanship, physicality, and wholesome recreation for both him and her? A dream of Bob: "Bob the Professional Wrestler". Does a dream deferred dry up like a raisin in the sun? Or fester like a sore—one that you caught last weekend from that hot Belgian? Does it stink like rotten meat? Or smell like Katya after a long show—like a sweaty, pickled beet? Maybe it just sags and squelche

Dec 17, 2024 • 58:13

Bruce Vilanch's New Hyundai Has a Blind Spot with Trixie

Bruce Vilanch's New Hyundai Has a Blind Spot with Trixie

If one were to print out all of Bruce Vilanch's writing, acting, and producing credits on a dot-matrix printer and lay that continuous piece of paper on the ground, it would encircle the world approximately one hundred and eighty seven times. From The Brady Bunch Variety Hour to the famously infamous Star Wars Holiday Special starring Bea Arthur and Harvey Korman to too many awards shows to count, two-time Emmy-Winner Bruce Vilanch is a walking, talking encyclopedia of Hollywood history. Come jo

Dec 10, 2024 • 49:18

Repressed Theater Gays with Joe and Andrew from the Good Children pod with Trixie

Repressed Theater Gays with Joe and Andrew from the Good Children pod with Trixie

As we struggle to recover from the annual ritual of shoving Aunt Grace's bone-dry turkey and lumpy mashed potatoes down our gullets while listening to Uncle Billy yell at the TV about the Chicago Bears' wide-open tight-ends, let us raise a glass of Alka-Seltzer and propose a toast to Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella from the Good Children podcast. Here's to two shockingly likeable childhood friends from Long Island chatting about dropping their pants for views, shooting a low-budget iPhone camer

Dec 3, 2024 • 1:02:32

Gretchen Felker-Martin's Cornucopia of Horror with Katya

Gretchen Felker-Martin's Cornucopia of Horror with Katya

Author, Film & TV Critic, and all-around Horror Sommelier Gretchen Felker-Martin joins Katya from the wilds of Worcester for an in-depth review of the best horror films of 2024, the must-read horror novels out now, and some absolutely amazing news about Gretchen's blockbuster novel, Manhunt.This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self!Join the 17 million members who are already saving! Start all of y

Nov 26, 2024 • 36:17

Megan Stalter & the Hotness of Kindness with Trixie and Katya

Megan Stalter & the Hotness of Kindness with Trixie and Katya

Good morning, and welcome to the annual meeting of the National Association for Supporting The Yuck, (N.A.S.T.Y.), where certified uggos from all over Southern California come to the Burbank Holiday Inn Express to embrace our beady eyes, crooked teeth, bulbous noses, and horrible skin. If you got up this morning and thought to yourself, "I don't think I'm a very attractive person," you're 100% correct. But please, as a favor to me, do not dwell on the fact that you're aesthetically defi

Nov 19, 2024 • 1:03:04

Timothée Chalamet: An Alien Who Lives Amongst Us? with Trixie and Katya

Timothée Chalamet: An Alien Who Lives Amongst Us? with Trixie and Katya

Have you ever stared up at the stars, considered the shocking vastness of space, and asked yourself, "Are we alone in the universe?" A recent analysis from the Bald Center for Ludicrosity Studies may have your answer. As the government releases more information about Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena, or UAPs, there seems to be a growing consensus amongst podcast co-hosts that there is an earthly explanation for the UAP/UFO sightings. Dr. Kenneth Zomoldhikova, of the vaunted West Hollywo

Nov 12, 2024 • 57:56

Nicole Kidman Presents: The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Nicole Kidman Presents: The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

We come to this podcast…for magic. We come to Bald to chortle, to weep, to soil ourselves, to hear about Demi Moore's commanding yet disgusting performance in The Substance. Because we need that, all of us, that indescribable feeling we get when the theme music begins to fade, Trixie and Katya's angelic voices materialize, and we are transported to an enchanting place we've never been before; like an inane story about exercising with butt plugs or a trip to Costco to buy forty-eight raz

Nov 5, 2024 • 55:45

The Bitch is Back and She's Got Cake with Trixie and Katya

The Bitch is Back and She's Got Cake with Trixie and Katya

After nine guests and eleven episodes' worth of meandering stories about historical colon blockages, mermaid genitalia, and cosmic boreworms, prepare your grey matter for even more meandering stories about dental care imposters, chastity device technology, and acceptable dildo quantities, but this time delivered by the one, the only: Trixie mother-effing Mattel. From all of us here at Bald, LLC, especially Cheryl from Accounts Receivable, we want to say welcome the f*ck back, Trixie.This episode

Oct 29, 2024 • 56:27

Joel Kim Booster's Atlantis Cruise Matinée Nightmare (Part 2) with Katya

Joel Kim Booster's Atlantis Cruise Matinée Nightmare (Part 2) with Katya

It's the 4th day of your all-gay Atlantis Cruise. You just left the Bahamas and the bed of a sexy Nassau scuba instructor. You're tired. You're hungover. Your stomach is full of rum, waffles, and passionfruit-flavored lube. The hot Caribbean sun is baking your pale-ass to a crisp. Do you know what you need? You need to go directly to your cabin, drink a bottle of Pedialyte, and take a 4-hour nap. But do you listen to me? Of course not. What do you do instead? You attend Joel Kim Booster's twenty

Oct 22, 2024 • 48:54

Joel Kim Booster Loathes Katya's Movie Recommendations (Part 1) with Katya

Joel Kim Booster Loathes Katya's Movie Recommendations (Part 1) with Katya

Since the debut of The Bald and the Beautiful in October of 2020, Katya Zamolodchikova has tickled your ears with full-throated recommendations of tens of hundreds of films; many of which are great, most of which are not. As we approach the zenith of the Halloween season, be prepared for Joel Kim Booster to be utterly at odds with Katya's positively shining endorsement of Terrifier 3, with Miss Zamolodchikova describing it as what would happen if Ingmar Bergman decapitated Stanley Kubrick while

Oct 15, 2024 • 54:15

Jimbo Interprets Katya's Dreams with Katya

Jimbo Interprets Katya's Dreams with Katya

What does it mean if several drug-addled hopheads break down the door of your beautiful three-story New York City townhouse, lick your face whilst whispering sweet nothings in your ear, steal your valuables, and they do it all in the service of their kingpin crime boss: singer, songwriter, actress, & legendary pop icon Madonna? All this and more will be discussed at length in this very special episode of Bald featuring Canada's greatest cultural export since poutine: Jimbo. This Fall, get your g

Oct 8, 2024 • 1:05:20

Sapphira Cristál's Chicken Carbonara For Two (Part 2) with Katya

Sapphira Cristál's Chicken Carbonara For Two (Part 2) with Katya

Step 1: Locate an impossibly gorgeous man in South Boston who's family owns an Italian restaurant. Follow him home and heat extra virgin olive oil in a heavy frying pan over medium heat. Add pancetta and garlic and saute until the pancetta is brown and crisp, and you're hard as a rock, about 8 minutes.Step 2: In a large bowl, whisk together the cream, cheese, yolks, basil, and penis to blend. When ready, proceed to insertion into said gorgeous man.Step 3: Bring a large pot of salted wat

Oct 1, 2024 • 1:01:24

Sapphira Cristál's Mermaid Erotica (Part 1) with Katya

Sapphira Cristál's Mermaid Erotica (Part 1) with Katya

MEN SEEKING MERMAID/MERMAN (Pacific Ocean Adjacent): Here for a naughty-cal time with sexy sirens of the sea. We are two fit & fabulous drag queens, one folically-challenged (Katya) and one with a glorious mane (Sapphira), seeking wet and wild night with sensual seafarers turned on by promiscuous pirates. Must have functioning fish genitalia and be DTF with land-dwelling homo sapiens. Tolerance for fish badussy strongly recommended. (ability to speak on land a plus) Please send juic

Sep 24, 2024 • 1:01:55

Raja Gemini: The Elusive Chanteuse with Katya

Raja Gemini: The Elusive Chanteuse with Katya

This week, the Loch Ness Monster of drag herself, Raja, visits the studio to discuss love, yoga, and wistful nostalgia for physical media porn. Many questions are posed and even fewer are answered. Does Raja exist? Do you exist? Is free will available to humanity in our desperate search for some semblance of personal and/or societal development? Or is it all an illusion, a minute portion of the complex ruse through which we spend every waking moment of our lives? I ask you this one question: doe

Sep 17, 2024 • 1:01:07

Jinkx Monsoon & Silencing One's Mind with Bebe Neuwirth with Katya

Jinkx Monsoon & Silencing One's Mind with Bebe Neuwirth with Katya

It's 1am as you stare at the crack in the ceiling. The wind rustles through the oak tree outside as you hear Jim next door drag his garbage can down the driveway. Pam's staying at her sister's because of her divorce, the kids get up at 6, and Katherine demanded chocolate chip pancakes with whipped cream and sprinkles. You have to catch the train at 7, and on top of that the big meeting is at 9am sharp and the Jenkins file isn't even done yet! How are you supposed to fall asleep when making your

Sep 10, 2024 • 1:07:07

Courtney Act's Fall Rhinestone Jackaroo Fashion Tips with Katya

Courtney Act's Fall Rhinestone Jackaroo Fashion Tips with Katya

This Fall, buck the hackneyed trends that ooze like a puss-filled pimple from the runways of Milan and Paris. Instead, embrace the effortless style that comes from the classic down-under fashion of the extraordinarily ebullient and embarrassingly eloquent Courtney Act. Whether you're channeling your inner Crocodile Dundee or the cowboy sleaze of John Wayne's 40 lbs of impacted colon feces, look no further for your comprehensive Fall Fashion Guide! From Miss Act's sparkly rhinestone Dr.

Sep 3, 2024 • 1:14:06

Scarlet Envy's Mapquest to Fire Island with Katya

Scarlet Envy's Mapquest to Fire Island with Katya

It's almost Labor Day Weekend and I know what you're thinking to yourself: I need a sun-soaked, sand-covered gay resort town and I need it RIGHT NOW. Well, you're in luck. Scarlet Envy would like you to know that if you've never been to Fire Island, getting there is half the fun. What you're gonna want to do is take the Long Island Rail Road to Sayville, then a shuttle bus to a 30-minute ferry ride, and then you're going to have to walk that perky little ass because there are no cars on the isla

Aug 27, 2024 • 1:00:24

Ts Madison and the Art of Bore Worm Seduction with Katya

Ts Madison and the Art of Bore Worm Seduction with Katya

If you happen to find yourself in the unenviable position where your planet is being attacked by hot hail from a mustache-twirling space despot named Ming the Merciless, Ts Madison thinks it's best to grab a sexy travel agent with amazing bangs, a football star from the New York Jets, and ride a rocket cycle to the planet Mongo where you enlist the help of a friendly race of Hawkmen to destroy Ming, bed his hot daughter, and have an interstellar orgy with a slew of bore worms. As one does. Go to

Aug 20, 2024 • 1:07:45

Kristen Schaal Is Lost in an Abandoned Warehouse With Katya

Kristen Schaal Is Lost in an Abandoned Warehouse With Katya

Please join us in our deserted power station under the 110 overpass as we welcome legendary actress, comedian, author, and animation megastar: the inimitable Kristen Schaal! Ignore the lack of bathrooms and that low hum as we steal electricity from the rusty lamppost on the corner, and simply enjoy the effervescent conversation about creative head holes, public poo etiquette, historical colon blockages, and harlot makeup trends. As a favor to us, please don't walk to your car alone after the int

Aug 13, 2024 • 1:01:56

Boofing a Sangria in Anaheim with Trixie and Katya

Boofing a Sangria in Anaheim with Trixie and Katya

It's August! As the oppressive humidity sets in and the mosquito bites multiply exponentially, why not shove little Billy and Jessica in the backseat of the 'ol family station wagon and head to Orange County to experience the magical enchantment of the happiest place on Earth! Pay gobs of your hard-earned cash for for the privilege of dodging strollers and participating in the crass commercialism of late-stage capitalism, all to the calming soundtrack of babies crying and children screaming! And

Aug 6, 2024 • 55:52

How to Successfully Converse with Gen Alpha with Trixie and Katya

How to Successfully Converse with Gen Alpha with Trixie and Katya

Do you goon on BookTok? Are you rizzing after peeping a gyatt at Taco Junk while reading Colleen Hoover? Do you spend your Saturdays being chalant while flicker gooning and running duos with the GOAT? If you didn't reply to those questions with, "I'm doing W, honestly. On skib," then you are in desperate need of "Trixie and Katya's Guide to Hawk-Tuah'ing One's Drake." For just $99 plus shipping and handling, you will never feel L again, and finally be the glizzy-glazing Sigma you always

Jul 30, 2024 • 55:14

Bob the Drag Queen's Comprehensive Guide to Chicken Wing Etiquette with Katya

Bob the Drag Queen's Comprehensive Guide to Chicken Wing Etiquette with Katya

As we approach the peak summertime Bob-B-Que months (zing), we'd like to share Bob the Drag Queen's 8 tips for a successful chicken wing soiree, which will ensure that your fowl party is anything but foul: 1) Send your dinner party invitations by Pony Express or personal messenger at least 10 days in advance. Include a cooked goose or snuff box for extra enticement. 2) Select an appropriate color scheme and harmonize everything on the table within that palette. If an invited guest passes from co

Jul 23, 2024 • 1:05:08

Sasha Colby Eats a Steak Diane Nude on the Amalfi Coast with Katya

Sasha Colby Eats a Steak Diane Nude on the Amalfi Coast with Katya

Feeling down? Need an escape from the grind? Just committed a crime and need to lay low? Captain Sasha Colby and the crew on The Bald & the Beautiful's new cruise ship, "Gettin' Nauti", will whisk you away to melt into the pastel-hued villages that dot the rocky shoreline of Italy's picturesque Amalfi Coast! Like a painter’s palette providing a resplendent contrast to the undulating sea of cobalt blue and the verdant mountains that rise up amongst the mist, join us for a clothing-optional frolic

Jul 16, 2024 • 51:23

A Sonic Boom Personified with Drew Afualo and Trixie

A Sonic Boom Personified with Drew Afualo and Trixie

In the grand pantheon of lusciously loud cackles, there exists two gorgeous human specimens for whom the rules of physics do not even remotely apply. These two auditory angels, known colloquially as Drew Afualo and Trixie Mattel, fly right up to the sonic barrier, spit in its face, and emit laughs at such an octave that only the gods atop Mount Olympus can hear without permanent hearing loss. So close your windows, crank your speakers up to 11, and prepare yourselves for a blisteringly beautiful

Jul 9, 2024 • 1:01:36

The Best of Us for the Rest of Us with Trixie and Katya

The Best of Us for the Rest of Us with Trixie and Katya

As we gather together this week to celebrate America's 248th birthday on rooftops, in backyards, and on sandy beaches, let us indulge ourselves with highly processed, nitrate-filled beef rods, sun-baked mayonnaise-soaked potato salad, and luke-warm hard seltzers. In the true spirit of our nation's independence, we are presenting a carefully curated collection of clips that cover the broad spectrum of important topics we routinely cover on the pod. From rimjobs to fisting to combination rim-fist-

Jul 2, 2024 • 45:29

Queen of the Amazons with Naomi Smalls and Katya

Queen of the Amazons with Naomi Smalls and Katya

This week on KBLD's Schlock & Beautiful Masterpiece Theater, we bring you the preeminent 1973 sexploitation film, Queen of the Amazons starring the one, the only, Naomi Smalls! In the far-away island Hermythia off the coast of Papua New Guinea, there lives a tribe of Amazons who are the epitome of primal power, sexual desire, and goddess-like grace. For centuries, men were kept by these Amazons as sex slaves, used solely for breeding purposes and menial labor. Now, as a cruel band o

Jun 25, 2024 • 1:09:16

A Sizzling Summer Reading List with Sarah Schauer and Katya

A Sizzling Summer Reading List with Sarah Schauer and Katya

As the days get longer and the jean shorts shorter, images come to mind of lazy, breezy days on the beach with merlot in a can and a juicy paperback that you simply can't put down. Within this very special episode of Bald with the inimitable Sarah Schauer, resides a collection of literary gold for all manner of readers from young to old and everywhere in between. Running the gamut from erotic worms to Mama Cass to non-fiction to other-worldly fantasy, there is something here to fill every litera

Jun 18, 2024 • 55:51

How to Increase Your Length and Girth in Minutes! with Katya and Fena Barbitall

How to Increase Your Length and Girth in Minutes! with Katya and Fena Barbitall

According to a 2023 Rand Corporation study, 88% of romantic partners have searched for adult videos online or fantasized at night about hot, hunky men with bigger, thicker, more luxurious penises. Has your partner lied awake at night wishing that your pork sword was unbelievably massive? Do you find yourself lacking self-confidence because of that frightened little turtle between your legs? If so, we here at Bald Supplements, Inc. have absolutely wonderful news for you. Introducing: Fena Barbita

Jun 11, 2024 • 58:46

Truckstop Trysts and Bushwacked Behinds with Trixie and Katya

Truckstop Trysts and Bushwacked Behinds with Trixie and Katya

It was a steamy mid-August night outside of Bismarck, North Dakota. My cherry-red 1987 Yugo got a flat on Route 94 and I had to hoof it through the darkness to a truckstop. It was the kind of place that was stuck in time, like your Uncle's wood-paneled fishing cabin in Minnesota. After a quick meal of a lifeless burger on a soggy bun and even soggier fries, I made my way to the parking lot to see if I could hitch a ride to a local garage. While wandering the rows of trucks that sat beneath the p

Jun 4, 2024 • 49:09

We are the CEOs of Fierceness with Trixie and Katya

We are the CEOs of Fierceness with Trixie and Katya

Are you the patient zero who caused the epidemic of fierceness? Is your self-confidence and mettle, like chlamydia, insanely contagious and as deadly as your icy-blue determination? When people are in dire need of inner-affirmations, do you transform like Superman into the magical Courage Guru? Do you eat a steaming bowl of tenacity every morning and poop out self-doubt before leaving your home and exposing the world to your Chernobyl-like radiation of fearlessness? Are you the living embodiment

May 28, 2024 • 54:58

The Modern Farmhouse Aesthetic with Trixie and Katya

The Modern Farmhouse Aesthetic with Trixie and Katya

Harnessing the quaint, country elements of middle America but with a contemporary spin, "Modern Farmhouse Decor" blends clean lines, muted color palettes, and textured materials to give birth to a timeless look bursting with both joie de vivre and sliding barn doors that offer absolutely no privacy or sound-dampening whatsoever. Whether you and your flatulent husband Gary are in search of a light, bright farmhouse kitchen or a warm, cozy great plains-inspired living room, the modern farmhouse st

May 21, 2024 • 53:38

Tammie Brown & Ding-a-Lings in Shampoo Bottles with Trixie and Katya

Tammie Brown & Ding-a-Lings in Shampoo Bottles with Trixie and Katya

As part of our annual Pre-Pride Kink Safety Awareness Month, we'd like to offer you this episode featuring the iconic multi-hyphenate and eminent enfant terrible, Tammie Brown! The hour of magical audio and video you are about to consume shall serve as a helpful resource for safely integrating a shampoo bottle into your regular sex-tool-rotation. It's important to remember that while incorporating everyday objects into one's erotic endeavors, safety and preparation should be your guiding factors

May 14, 2024 • 1:00:39

Kelly Mantle & Two Space Heaters to the Face with Trixie

Kelly Mantle & Two Space Heaters to the Face with Trixie

Like a phoenix rising from the ashes of Sandy's ghost that was left in a frigid backstage green room on the Trixie and Katya Live tour, the exquisitely gorgeous, explosively hilarious, and effortlessly charming icon of stage and screen Kelly Mantle explodes into the studio like a jubilant grenade, spewing merriment into the faces of every human in the room. Close your shades, dim the lights, pour a pint of your favorite box wine, and slide into those special-occasion satin underwear for more tha

May 7, 2024 • 59:54

Monét X Change & the Subtle Levels of Crazy with Trixie

Monét X Change & the Subtle Levels of Crazy with Trixie

Prepare yourselves to be regaled by tales of the magical, the mysterious, and most of all the memorable, as we welcome to the pod the Queen of Commerce, the Princess of Payments, the Baroness of Bankrolls, the Countess of Capital, the Duchess of Debt, the one, the only...(She is the MOMENT): Monét X Change! There’s no more shame in your gut game! Synbiotic+ and Ritual are here to celebrate, not hide, your insides. Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at https://Ritual.com/BALD This ep

Apr 30, 2024 • 1:05:10

Welcome to the Golden Fountain of Vitality with Trixie and Katya

Welcome to the Golden Fountain of Vitality with Trixie and Katya

From ancient Indian yogic texts to brittle Chinese scrolls to the age of Egyptian Pharaohs when gods walked amongst us, Urine Therapy has been the secret, golden-hued cure for ailments both minor and severe. The miraculous results of Urophagia are almost too numerous to count. Whether you're drinking it, massaging it on your skin and gums, or completely submersing yourself in the sweet, golden waters of Urinaville, we at Bald, LLC are here to answer all your questions about the biggest, most ear

Apr 23, 2024 • 47:36

Nellie the Potato-Faced Humpty B*tch with Trixie and Katya

Nellie the Potato-Faced Humpty B*tch with Trixie and Katya

This week on Little Bald on the Prairie, tune in for a very special episode that the whole family will enjoy. When lying-ass Nellie falls from Laura Ingalls' beloved horse Bunny, that little potato-faced humpty b*tch fakes paralysis rather than simply admit that she's profoundly bad at riding a horse. When Bunny is scheduled to be destroyed at the local glue factory, little Laura Ingalls assumes the hero's mantle and shoves Nellie's wheelchair down a friggin' mountain! In the end, Laura shows th

Apr 16, 2024 • 49:32

No Loads Refused: Live in Richmond, VA with Trixie and Katya

No Loads Refused: Live in Richmond, VA with Trixie and Katya

Recorded live in the famed "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death" capital city of Virginia, please join us for a cordial evening of spirited conversation about art, politics, and culture. After the dessert course, we shall retire to the parlour for a snifter of cognac and a lively debate about the finer points of testicular-grooming, Timothée Chalamet's bird-like features, and wired nipples.To try America's #1 Meal Kit, go to https://GreenChef.com/BALD50 and use code BALD50 to get 50% off,

Apr 9, 2024 • 1:31:00

Plane Jane and Lieutenant Brigadier General Cuhntalina Badussy with Katya

Plane Jane and Lieutenant Brigadier General Cuhntalina Badussy with Katya

Behold, everyone's favorite Drag Race Season 16 faux-villain: Plane Jane! With her shared Boston roots and actual Russian ancestry, she is essentially the little sister of Katya everyone loves to faux-hate. From hot takes on Dune 2 to an affinity for Eastern European glam-pop, get ready for a Bald interview filled with tense smiles, deliciously-awkward pauses, and eventually a genuinely heart-warming bonding experience that will leave you with a restored faith in humanity. There’s no more shame

Apr 2, 2024 • 49:10

Heels and Meals with Trixie and Katya

Heels and Meals with Trixie and Katya

In a world where fashion knows no boundaries, comes a story of self-discovery, unexpected transformations, and erotic culinary adventures. When Jack Huntley is about to lose his old-school diner to a landlord who wants a fancy new restaurant led by a celebrity female chef, he decides to take things into his own hands and become that female chef. With a blonde bouffant wig, 6-inch stilettos, and eyelashes as long as the Florida panhandle, Jack transforms into Jacqueline, the hottest chef in the t

Mar 26, 2024 • 48:06

Paul Blart: Mall Carp with Trixie and Katya

Paul Blart: Mall Carp with Trixie and Katya

When a Paramus, New Jersey Van Heusen factory outlet is taken over by a vicious gang of black-market avocado dealers from British Columbia, it's up to a mild-mannered security guard to stand up to the criminals and save those business-casual khakis! This Summer, robbing a boomer sportswear company isn't going to be as easy as shooting fish in a barrel. It's Paul Blart: Mall Carp to the rescue! There’s no more shame in your gut game. Synbiotic+ and Ritual are here to celebrate, not hide, your ins

Mar 19, 2024 • 53:58

A Massage That Lives Happily Ever After with Trixie and Katya

A Massage That Lives Happily Ever After with Trixie and Katya

Welcome to Trixie & Katya's Le Poupée Spa, located in a gorgeously-restored halfway house in the beating heart of urine-soaked Hollywood. Forget your hideous spouse, your under-achieving children, and that rash on your inner thigh that simply won't go away, and let yourself slide into blissful relaxation with a massage that was created by six of Moldova's top massage therapists (including eight-time Eastern European Gluteus Maximus Massage of the Year champion Tatiana Svetlana Svetlaskabagoya).

Mar 12, 2024 • 46:37

You Are More Than Your Phone with Trixie and Katya

You Are More Than Your Phone with Trixie and Katya

We are proud to partner this week with the Anti Phone-Shaming League of North America to bring you a very important message: you, dear listeners, are so much more than your phone. Do you have an iPhone X? An iPhone SE? Or even an Android? You're not alone. We are here for you. We want you to know that you are loved, appreciated, and your self-worth is about so much more than that thin piece of glass and aluminum in your pocket. As you lay down tonight in your parents' basement on your tear-stain

Mar 5, 2024 • 48:26

It's a TWISTER! with Trixie and Katya

It's a TWISTER! with Trixie and Katya

We here at BALD, LLC, including our main counsel Henry Z. Winkleschmiggens IV, Esq., would like to take this opportunity to clear the air regarding the rampant online rumors surrounding Trixie Mattel and Helen Hunt's fictional father in 1996's epic action movie Twister. Is Dr. Jo Harding's father, who was literally sucked into a massive tornado whilst trying to hold a makeshift shelter's door closed in 1969, actually Trixie Mattel's father? If true, that would mean that Trixie is Helen

Feb 27, 2024 • 52:23

Does Our Art Threaten You? with Trixie and Katya

Does Our Art Threaten You? with Trixie and Katya

Does our art threaten you? Does it make you completely reconsider your physical existence? Does it make you stop and question the status quo and stop sleepwalking through life like a sheep? Does it make you feel weird and nervous and uncomfortable and unsure if your houseplants want to murder you? Does it set fire to your neat little sphere of influence to the point where you cease knowing what is real and imagined? Good. Sit in that discomfort and let your soul marinate in the chaotic

Feb 20, 2024 • 50:32

The Official "The Dolls are the Dolls Fan Club!" with Trixie and Katya

The Official "The Dolls are the Dolls Fan Club!" with Trixie and Katya

Do you love Trixie and Katya with all your heart? Would you like to find a club of other humans who share your affinity for these two remarkable queens? Well now you can! Sign up for the official "The Dolls are the Dolls Fan Club" to join an elite group of fabulous individuals who are super-duper extra special! Exclusive membership benefits include: An official non-laminated "I'm a Doll" Membership Card that could arrive in the mail, or maybe not! An annual newsletter written not by Tri

Feb 13, 2024 • 55:34

Coitus With a Waffle with Trixie and Katya

Coitus With a Waffle with Trixie and Katya

As the morning sunshine warms my bare bottom and my feet feel the cool chill of the kitchen tile, I reach into the freezer. A blast of cold air greets me, turning my nipples so hard I could dial an iPhone. As a shiver pleasantly travels south from my torso to my abdomen to the very tip of my sheathed sword, I saunter to the counter where I insert a blueberry-kissed waffle into the tight, dark, chrome-covered hole of my toaster. A gentle cloud of warmth emanates from the glowing steel rods within

Feb 6, 2024 • 54:40

Higher Than Giraffe Genitalia with Dulcé Sloan and Trixie

Higher Than Giraffe Genitalia with Dulcé Sloan and Trixie

Please prepare your mind, body, and soul for Trixie's delightful chat with stand-up comedian, actress, makeup mogul, and Daily Show correspondent; the eminently-hilarious Dulcé Sloan! From plane-travel safety tips to in-depth kimchi reviews to African mammal facts, this episode is a once-in-a-lifetime journey through an enchanted forest populated solely by colossal smiles and rapturous glee. Follow Dulce: @Dulce Sloan and head to https://www.dulcesloan.com for tour dates! Start all your shopping

Jan 30, 2024 • 58:40

Christmas Dinner at Judi Dench's House with Bianca Del Rio and Katya

Christmas Dinner at Judi Dench's House with Bianca Del Rio and Katya

'Twas the night before Christmas, and the house was filled with holly berry stench. Bianca Del Rio was headed to Surrey, to have dinner with Dame Judi Dench. The car service was booked, excitement hung in the air, but little did she know, a tiny airborne virus was also there. As the Covid test came back positive, and she had to cancel her trip, all she could murmur was, "Well this is some utter bullsh*t." To check out Bianca's Dead Inside tour dates, go to: https://www.thebiancadelrio.com FX’s F

Jan 23, 2024 • 53:33

Circling Back for a Touch-Base to Close the Loop on the Deliverables with Trixie and Katya

Circling Back for a Touch-Base to Close the Loop on the Deliverables with Trixie and Katya

Hi, Deborah. Thanks so much for taking the time to have a one-on-one with me this morning. I know that 8am Zooms can be logistically difficult, but Sheila from accounting pinged me yesterday, and per our post-mortem with Ted from the regional office, I wanted to stop herding cats and prevent this whole team from becoming a dumpster fire. As it turns out, we've identified multiple pain points in regards to your core competencies, and we simply can't see a clear route to going-to-market with so mu

Jan 16, 2024 • 50:04

This Episode Produced & Directed by Simone Biles with Bob the Drag Queen and Katya

This Episode Produced & Directed by Simone Biles with Bob the Drag Queen and Katya

As the world prepares for the beauty, grace, and raw athleticism of the 2024 Summer Olympics in Paris, we are so proud to have had the honor of working with talented Los Angeles director, cinematographer, and exotic animal trainer Simone Biles. She has graciously taken a little bit of time off from her life as a Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright and 57-time Academy Award-winning costume designer to help produce this episode of Bald with the unadulterated embodiment of joy that is Bob the Drag Qu

Jan 9, 2024 • 50:40

The Sorta New Year's Episode? with Trixie and Katya

The Sorta New Year's Episode? with Trixie and Katya

Is this an extra-special quasi-Holiday/New-Year's episode where Trixie and Katya talk about decorating a tree? Perhaps. Is this an episode where they confront a deep, yearning desire for a miniature ceramic holiday village? Maybe. Is this an episode where Trixie and Katya wish you and yours a wonderful holiday and a prolifically-prosperous new year? You better fu**ing believe it. From all of us here at the show, here's to a 2024 filled with nothing but 365 days of pure, unadulterated joy and jub

Jan 2, 2024 • 51:19

Soaring Like a Fabulous Bald Eagle with Trixie and Katya

Soaring Like a Fabulous Bald Eagle with Trixie and Katya

There are no endings, Baldies. Just events that precede a new beginning. As we rapidly approach the conclusion of 2023, let us close our cold, darkened hearts to the old and open them to the new. We all get the same 365 days in the new year; the difference, you magnificent bastards, is what you do with them. From all of us here at the underwater volcano headquarters of Bald, LLC, we wish you and yours a Happy Holiday and a Gloriously Gaggy New Year. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give

Dec 26, 2023 • 43:24

The Darkest Night of the Soul with Trixie and Katya

The Darkest Night of the Soul with Trixie and Katya

As the days grow shorter and the nights longer, may all of us in the Northern Hemisphere prepare ourselves for December 21st. It is the day we commemorate the Winter Solstice and honor the darkest night of the year. Please pause what you're doing, bow your head, and honor the shadows by journeying deep within to reflect, restore and nourish your spiritual cores. Though a rose is beautiful when in full bloom, lest we forget that its shriveled death is but a few days away. Like the evergreens we b

Dec 19, 2023 • 49:40

It's a Tumescent Holiday Miracle! with Trixie and Katya

It's a Tumescent Holiday Miracle! with Trixie and Katya

As the holiday season rapidly ascends to the apex of yuletide cheer, you may find yourself experiencing a warm, tingly sensation deep within your abdomen. It's a condition known as "Merry Malady" and it affects .000001 % of the population. Side effects include dry mouth, erotic internet searches containing the phrase "Candy Cane," consumption of Trimix-spiked eggnog, and unexpected dating propositions in local big-box retail stores. Nine out of ten doctors agree that taking 70mg daily of Noëlvy

Dec 12, 2023 • 46:39

Peri-Care for Your Derrière with Trixie and Katya

Peri-Care for Your Derrière with Trixie and Katya

As part of our ongoing Public Service Announcement Series here at Bald, LLC, this week we'd like to focus on proper perineal care. If you didn't already know, managing the cleanliness of your bottom is a vital part of everyone's daily hygiene regimen. As one posterior hygienist told us during a recent cleaning, you should recite the following several times a day to the beat of your favorite 90's hip-hop song: Always Wipe Front to Back, Wet Wipes are a Perfect Hack, Cotton Breathes For Your Sack,

Dec 5, 2023 • 51:46

Live & Leather Clad in New Orleans with Trixie and Katya

Live & Leather Clad in New Orleans with Trixie and Katya

From the land of jazz, gumbo, public drunkenness, and second lines at Delta's baggage claim, Trixie and Katya bring you an auditory experience of such unabashedly sultry sexiness and salacious prurience that your ears will climax long before you do. Start building your credit up today! Open a Chime Checking account with at least a $200 qualifying direct deposit. Get started at Chime.com/BALD or click on: https://www.chime.com/apply-debit/?ad=podcast_bald Synbiotic+ and Ritual are here to celebr

Nov 28, 2023 • 1:28:07

Kathy Griffin & Her Triumphant Journey From the D-List to the PTSD-List with Trixie

Kathy Griffin & Her Triumphant Journey From the D-List to the PTSD-List with Trixie

Comedian, actress, host, Emmy Award-winner, and absolute fu**ing legend Kathy Griffin stops by the Bald studio to chat with Trixie about My Life on the D-List, a certain infamous picture from 2017, and her wildly-anticipated return to touring with 2024's My Life on the PTSD-List stand-up tour! Get your tickets now at https://kathygriffin.com! Start all your holiday shopping trips at https://Rakuten.com or get the Rakuten app to start saving today! You can stack Black Friday & Cyber Monday deals

Nov 21, 2023 • 51:05

A Dazzling Woodland Sprite Dinner Party for Forest Faeries with Trixie and Katya

A Dazzling Woodland Sprite Dinner Party for Forest Faeries with Trixie and Katya

What better time of year to entertain your friends and throw a mesmerizing Fall fête than the week after we turn back those George Nelson Mid-century Modern clocks! Welcome your guests with an eye-catching and sphincter-tensing tablescape of such vibrant autumnal colors that they stop, gag, and immediately make plans to burn that oh-so-boring-2022 gourd centerpiece that's been adorning their dining room table since All Hallow's Eve. This Fall, bring out those jade chargers that perfectly match y

Nov 14, 2023 • 48:08

Listening to Swedish Acid Jazz in a Spaceship at Dusk on April 2, 1971 with Trixie and Katya

Listening to Swedish Acid Jazz in a Spaceship at Dusk on April 2, 1971 with Trixie and Katya

If you're into listening to German Vaporwave while crying about the mean things Brad said in a note to your best friend Allison in Biology class as you sit in the backseat of your Aunt Marilyn's 1992 Buick LeSabre on the way to the dental hygienist who vaguely resembles Bea Arthur, all the while thinking about that really good pizza bagel you had for lunch as a piece of pepperoni becomes dislodged from your braces, then this week's episode is 100% for you. Enjoy. Start all your shopping trips at

Nov 7, 2023 • 48:47

Boopity Boop in Your Doopity Doop with Trixie and Katya

Boopity Boop in Your Doopity Doop with Trixie and Katya

As we reach the zenith of Spooky Season tonight, we must keep you apprised of a new horror recently birthed unto the world. It is an abomination so anathema to all that is good and pure in the world, that we suggest you lock your doors, turn out the lights, and hide under the covers this Hallow's Eve. Beware, for there is nothing more frightening, more hair-raising, or more utterly nightmarish than that of a TikTok Carrot Hot Dog. Oh, the humanity... Start building your credit up. Open a Chime C

Oct 31, 2023 • 45:19

The Price of Yoni Eggs is Finally Falling with Trixie and Katya

The Price of Yoni Eggs is Finally Falling with Trixie and Katya

We here at BALD, LLC would like to extend our deepest sympathies for the pitiful state of your pelvic floor. Just as maintenance of our sphincters is always in the front of our minds, so too should be the functional, sensual, and magical properties of your downstairs foof. As such, we wholeheartedly endorse the regular application of our signature pink yoni eggs for the health, wealth, and overall state of your being. Start building your credit up. Open a Chime Checking account with at least a $

Oct 24, 2023 • 47:13

From the Equator to Your Posterior with Trixie and Katya

From the Equator to Your Posterior with Trixie and Katya

This single-origin, unapologetically bold (and bald) podcast goes down smooth with white chocolate undertones and lusciously complex flavors. Brimming with a rich, full piquant finish, your morning routine will be the perfect start to a dark journey through the wonderland that is Trixie and Katya's grey matter. Pairs beautifully with morning wood, your derrière, and a thick, milky bowl of steel-cut oats drenched in honey from the island of Dr. Moreau. Check out SquareSpace.com for a free trial,

Oct 17, 2023 • 43:58

The Majesty of Live Theatre with Trixie and Katya

The Majesty of Live Theatre with Trixie and Katya

If you count yourself amongst the lucky few who have attended a live theater performance, you fully understand that tingly feeling you get inside as the lights dim and the curtain goes up. That beautiful moment of silent anticipation before the actors appear onstage and the performance begins. Live theatre is spellbinding. Live theatre is pure magic. But most of all, live theatre is the perfect place to do hand and boob stuff on a first date. Start shopping at https://Rakuten.com or get the Raku

Oct 10, 2023 • 45:32

We Accept the Love We Think We Deserve with Trixie and Katya

We Accept the Love We Think We Deserve with Trixie and Katya

As the great 19th century poet Silas T. Shinckenpoople once said, "To love is nothing. To be loved is something. But to both love and be loved? That is everything. Actually. May you please excuse me for a moment? Matilda! My weekly package at the apothecary is ready for you to pick up! If I don't administer our morphine suppositories by 5pm, you won't be ready for your 9pm Laudanum tincture in your mint julep! And if you miss both, my dear, your female hysteria may return and our passionate love

Oct 3, 2023 • 47:20

Theme Park Phobias & Home Decor Tips with Brittany Broski and Trixie

Theme Park Phobias & Home Decor Tips with Brittany Broski and Trixie

Everyone's favorite human Brittany Broski joins Trixie for a heart-to-heart about irrational fears of yetis, the natural beauty of Marty Feldman, and in-depth reviews of every roller coaster in Southern California.Follow Brittany: @Brittany_BroskiWatch Broski's Royal Court: https://www.youtube.com/@Brittany_BroskiStart building your credit up. Open a Chime Checking account with at least a $200 qualifying direct deposit. To get started head to Chime.com/BALD or click this link: https://w

Sep 26, 2023 • 48:31

Steam Room Karens & Pickle Juice Nightcaps with Justin Martindale and Trixie

Steam Room Karens & Pickle Juice Nightcaps with Justin Martindale and Trixie

Comedian, writer, actor, and host of the podcast Just Sayin', Justin Martindale, joins Trixie for an extraordinarily engaging chat about the perils of covid car comedy, serving Kim Kardashian a valley latte, and preventing a significant portion of West Hollywood from falling deeply in love in a steam room. Follow Justin: @JustinMartindale Listen to Just Sayin' with Justin Martindale: https://link.chtbl.com/YeU4e0Qz Check out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go

Sep 19, 2023 • 55:36

You Must Be This Tall to Ride Bald Mountain with Trixie and Katya

You Must Be This Tall to Ride Bald Mountain with Trixie and Katya

Welcome to southern California's best-kept gay amusement park secret, Bald Mountain. Please keep your hands, arms, legs, and other anatomical protrusions inside the ride at all times. Keep your safety harness tightly fastened, and please remember that severely unflattering flash photography is strictly forbidden. Lastly, please remember that when you signed that legal waiver upon entry to the park, you've released us of all liability in the event of your grisly and untimely death. Enjoy the ride

Sep 12, 2023 • 37:41

Lost In Scott's Eyes with Trixie and Katya

Lost In Scott's Eyes with Trixie and Katya

Hi Scott. Thanks so much for coming into the office today. Would you mind sitting down? Great. It's rather hot in here, don't you think, Scott? That shirt you're wearing looks awfully thick and warm. Wouldn't you be more comfortable if you took it off? Perfect. Now isn't that better, Scott? Come to think of it, we're a bit warm, too. Shall we all take our shirts off, Scott? Yes? Excellent. To get the #1 meal kit for eating well, head to https://www.GreenChef.com/60BALD and use code 60BALD to get

Sep 5, 2023 • 45:19

The Exceptionally Erudite Courtney Act (Part 2) with Katya

The Exceptionally Erudite Courtney Act (Part 2) with Katya

If you've been waiting with bated breath for Part 2 of the epically excellent interview with Australia's best export Courtney Act, you can finally breathe again. Here is part 2 of their fabulous conversation about the evolving definition of femininity, the marvels of meditation, and the exorbitant number of downsides of widespread child literacy.Start building your credit up. Open a Chime Checking account with at least a $200 qualifying direct deposit to get started. Head to: https://ww

Aug 29, 2023 • 39:04

The Eminently Effervescent Courtney Act (Part 1) with Katya

The Eminently Effervescent Courtney Act (Part 1) with Katya

Katya welcomes the ever-so-engaging Courtney Act to the pod for part 1 of a lengthy conversation about the beauty of braces, the positivity of pool-dancing, and the innate silliness of the gender binary. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.Betterhelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self! Get Factor and enjoy eating well without the hassle! Head to https://www.FactorMeals.com/BALD50 and use code BALD50 to get 50% off! Start shopping at

Aug 22, 2023 • 42:21

The 7 Disks of Spinning Energy Inside You with Trixie and Katya

The 7 Disks of Spinning Energy Inside You with Trixie and Katya

As you slowly open your eyes to face yet another day in this wild, godforsaken world of ours, please remember to take good care of the 7 disks of spinning energy that reside within your spine. Whether it's the Crown, Third Eye, Throat, Heart, Solar Plexus, Sacral, or Root, your chakra can help you stay open, aligned, and most importantly: #GRATEFUL. Yes, Deborah...this Bald & Beautiful message of peace, chai, and love even includes you.Start shopping at https://www.Rakuten.com or ge

Aug 15, 2023 • 49:31

A Luxurious Stay at North Hollywood's Famous Shateau Marmont! with Trixie and Katya

A Luxurious Stay at North Hollywood's Famous Shateau Marmont! with Trixie and Katya

You and a companion will enjoy an opulent round-trip coach flight to sunny Los Angeles, featuring spacious seating and a delectable in-flight dining experience from Spirit Airlines! Once you arrive in Tinseltown, you'll stay 3 nights and 4 days in a mildly haunted bungalow at the world-infamous Shateau Marmont, the slightly odorous sister hotel to the Chateau Marmont. Located in an industrial area bordering Van Nuys and North Hollywood, you'll awake every morning to water-stained popcor

Aug 8, 2023 • 42:45

Twirlina Marie Poukette feat. Drinklina Turlington with Trixie and Katya

Twirlina Marie Poukette feat. Drinklina Turlington with Trixie and Katya

In this corner, wearing pink, weighing in at a stunning 62 lbs, the reigning BYOB World Featherweight Cosmetics Mogul Champion, the undefeated Skinny Legend, TRIXIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And in this corner, wearing faded Soviet Bloc vermilion, weighing in at a staggering 278 lbs, the EWWW Eastern Massachusetts Participant Trophy Winner, the "mostly" defeated 2009 Cillian Murphy Lookalike Contest 4th Runner-Up, the Slavic Siren, KATYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your credit’s a big deal. So build yours up

Aug 1, 2023 • 42:43

Microphones Are Cameras for Sound with Trixie and Katya

Microphones Are Cameras for Sound with Trixie and Katya

Dynamic microphones are constructed with small magnets that oscillate inside a metal coil attached to the diaphragm. When a sound wave causes the diaphragm of the microphone to vibrate, the relative motion of the magnet and coil creates an electrical signal by magnetic induction. From this magical, fantastical process, we arrive at the auditory eargasm that is The Bald and the Beautiful. Need we say more? We need not. Check out https://Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to l

Jul 25, 2023 • 38:50

I'm on Ozempic and I'm Blowing Ass with Trixie and Katya

I'm on Ozempic and I'm Blowing Ass with Trixie and Katya

Please consult your doctor before listening to this podcast. Common side effects of The Bald and the Beautiful include nausea, stomach pain, diarrhea, vomiting, superfluous third nipples, increased viewings of Ken Burns documentaries, compulsive tax preparation, and a deep yearning for golden showers. Remember: Higher quality ingredients mean a healthier and happier life for your kitty. So, head to https://Smalls.com/BALD and use promo code BALD at checkout for 50% off your first order PLUS free

Jul 18, 2023 • 56:31

Diving for the Hopeless Diamond with Trixie and Katya

Diving for the Hopeless Diamond with Trixie and Katya

The midnight hour is close at hand. A lonely ghoul looks out across the land. It's the typical scene with the usual suspects. Frightening creatures roaming around in search of sex. Tonight, it's a veritable smorgasbord of glorious smut. Don't delay, as it's time to prepare and place that bejeweled item directly in your butt. Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://Squarespace.com/BALD to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! This ep

Jul 11, 2023 • 54:19

Straight People Having Sex & Drinking Eggnog with Trixie and Katya

Straight People Having Sex & Drinking Eggnog with Trixie and Katya

While it's a scientifically-proven fact that humans require food, water, air, and shelter to survive, it is not yet widely known that straight men also require eggnog post-coitus in order to continue existing in this wild world of ours. So this summer, please don't bring a six-pack of beer to your neighbor's barbecue. Instead, tell him that you value his post-intercourse survival and bring him several cartons of refreshing, summery eggnog. His life may just depend upon it. Follow Trixie: @Trixi

Jul 4, 2023 • 45:45

I Need Everyone to Know That I Only Like Girls with Trixie and Katya

I Need Everyone to Know That I Only Like Girls with Trixie and Katya

One day, in a not-so-distant future hellscape utterly ravaged by water wars and interstate battles over depleted natural resources, there will come a time when a person's sexual preference is so low on the list of things to care about that we will all be queer. Start building your credit up. Open a Chime Checking account with at least a $200 qualifying direct deposit. To get started, head to https://Chime.com/BALD This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Find more balance, with BetterHelp! Visit

Jun 27, 2023 • 48:07

Bottoming Ain't Easy with Trixie and Katya

Bottoming Ain't Easy with Trixie and Katya

As part of Pride, we'd like to remind everyone about the 4 P's for bottoming: Practice, Preparation, Protect, and Pray: Practice on weeknights, at lunchtime, or even during your commute. Prepare by using an enormous amount of lube from that economy size bucket you purchased for the April 2020 orgy that never happened. Protect by always wearing a prophylactic, even if it's one that was thrown at you during a Pride parade. And lastly, pray to the pagan god of bottoming Assilopochtli, for

Jun 20, 2023 • 49:30

We Have a Problem and Etsy is the Solution with Trixie and Katya

We Have a Problem and Etsy is the Solution with Trixie and Katya

We are so excited for you to shop our Trixie and Katya Curated Collections on Etsy! Visit https://etsy.me/trixieandkatya to see all our favorite items!New to Etsy? Use code BALD10 for 10% off your first purchase. Maximum discount value of $50. Offer ends June 30, 2023. See terms at https://etsy.com/terms for more details. Valid only for US customers.Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscr

Jun 15, 2023 • 20:26

What Have You Done Today to Feel Proud? with Trixie and Katya

What Have You Done Today to Feel Proud? with Trixie and Katya

It's that special time of the year, so unfurl your flag, secure your sex swing to a weight-bearing ceiling stud, and prepare your vocal cords to sing the absolute hell out of the body electric. It's Pride, bitches! From all of us here at the underground desert Bald bunker, we wish you and yours the hap-hap-happiest of Prides. To try America's #1 Meal Kit, go to https://GreenChef.com/BALD60 and use code BALD60 to get 60% off plus free shipping! Check Out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and whe

Jun 13, 2023 • 53:19

Philosophers Watching Car Crashes with Trixie and Katya

Philosophers Watching Car Crashes with Trixie and Katya

The kids are finally in bed, the dishes have been washed, the clothes have been folded, and the dog has been walked. It's finally time to pour yourself a nice glass of chilled sparkling rosé, open up TikTok, and settle into that comfy little nook on the sofa to be magically whisked away to a world of Costco fights, misbehaving Karens, and dash-cam car crashes. Enjoy yourself, girl. You've earned it. Angi has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your home proj

Jun 6, 2023 • 52:26

At a Taco Bell with Mario Lopez & O.J. Simpson with Trixie and Katya

At a Taco Bell with Mario Lopez & O.J. Simpson with Trixie and Katya

The sky is a fiery auburn red as the sun sets over a bustling Taco Bell on La Cienega Blvd. Harried Angelenos make the nightmarish commute home as offices close and street lights turn on. Through a decal clinging to a Taco Bell window advertising the return of the Mexican Pizza, we see three lonely souls sitting in a booth, silently munching upon tacos and burritos filled with beans, beef, and shattered dreams. It is a Springtime weekend in the city of angels, a town where the sight of

May 30, 2023 • 49:13

An X-Rated X-Ray with Trixie and Cyborg Katya

An X-Rated X-Ray with Trixie and Cyborg Katya

We have the technology. We can make her better than she was. Better, stronger, faster.Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, tellin

May 23, 2023 • 51:13

Bringing Back Early 2000's Gay with Trixie and Katya

Bringing Back Early 2000's Gay with Trixie and Katya

For a brief, shining moment in the early aughts, every romantic comedy had a female protagonist with an exceedingly gay best friend that existed to do exactly three things: 1) Help the protagonist make wild wardrobe choices 2) Critique shoddy makeup applications while simultaneously fat-shaming the protagonist 3) Be excessively grossed out by vaginas and constantly talk about penises. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.BetterHelp.com/BALD to get 10%

May 16, 2023 • 48:57

A Cup of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 8 Tea with Trixie and Katya

A Cup of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 8 Tea with Trixie and Katya

It's Drag Race All Stars Season 8 tea time! In preparation for the May 12th premiere, Trixie and Katya wax poetic about all the contestant's looks, chat about past seasons, and then prognosticate about everyone's chances for what is sure to be an absolutely amazing season. Sit down, make yourself a fancy-ass cocktail, and let's talk about All Stars Season 8!Collaborate with CANVA for Teams! Right now, you can get a FREE 45-day extended trial when you go to https://Canva.me/BALDThis week

May 9, 2023 • 44:56

A Rumspringa Spring Break with Trixie and Katya

A Rumspringa Spring Break with Trixie and Katya

It's that time of year, you horse & buggy-riding, butter-churning, hat-and-bonnet-wearing queens! Put away your Froschauer bible, take off your mutza, and ignore every rule you've ever learned from the Ordnung! It's Rumspringa time, bitches! A time to drink copious amounts of Mad Dog 20/20 Orange Jubilee, dance the night away to the devil's deep house beats, and ingest every recreational drug known to humankind! IT'S RUMSPRINGA!!!!!! Check out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re re

May 2, 2023 • 44:04

A Ghost with a Goatee with Trixie and Katya

A Ghost with a Goatee with Trixie and Katya

As darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand. Creatures squirm and snore in bed, while something lurks that is certainly dead. As it stands in the doorway rotting in its shell, sporting facial hair that could only originate in hell. A grizzled ghoul has escaped from its tomb, lingering in their bedroom to seal their doom. It is Trixie Mattel who is cursed with the shine, but have no fear, this goatee'd phantom is fortunately benign.To get the #1 Meal Kit for Eat

Apr 25, 2023 • 50:56

Proper Posterior Grooming Techniques with Trixie and Katya

Proper Posterior Grooming Techniques with Trixie and Katya

As you might imagine, ridding your bottom of pesky hair follicles is not just a laborious task, but can also require extensive acrobatics and a bit of body contortion. We here at Bald, LLC recommend a multi-mirror system to achieve full visibility upon spreading your cheeks. Additionally, we also advocate for the use of a teammate if possible, because as with most things, the more hands involved in this process the better. Once you have achieved excellent sight-lines, apply a moisturizi

Apr 18, 2023 • 40:59

The Dock of Dreams with Trixie and Katya

The Dock of Dreams with Trixie and Katya

When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go to the Dock. When you've got that warm feeling and all the noise and the hurry seems to help, you can go to the Dock. Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city, linger on the sand where everyone is pretty. How can you lose? The lights are not brighter there so you can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares, and go to the Dock. Things will be great, there's no finer place, everything's waiting for you at the Doc

Apr 11, 2023 • 1:00:00

When You Need the Endurance to Persevere, It’s Trimix! with Trixie and Katya

When You Need the Endurance to Persevere, It’s Trimix! with Trixie and Katya

Did you know that the average male lasts between 5 and 7 minutes when engaging in "fun-time" between the sheets? While this is more than acceptable for that post-Succession Sunday night quickie before the work-week starts, 5 to 7 minutes during a Saturday night carnal marathon of erotic delights is not just pitiful, it's fixable! All because of Trimix! With just three tiny injections of synergistic drugs directly into your little wiener schnitzel, your flaccid firehose will magically transform i

Apr 4, 2023 • 55:35

Artificial Phallus Safety in the Shower & Beyond with Trixie and Katya

Artificial Phallus Safety in the Shower & Beyond with Trixie and Katya

This episode of Bald is proudly brought to you by the National Bathroom Sex Toy Safety Council, reminding you to always follow the three W's before your wet 'n wild adventures: "Wash, Warm-Up, & WERK." As winter stretches its legs for one last sprint before Spring arrives, we'd like to remind our listeners to follow the most important rules of the Bathroom Dildo Doctrine: 1) Always test the suction of the dildo on your shower wall prior to use, in order to properly gauge the strength of the suct

Mar 21, 2023 • 52:38

Live in Chicago from the Historic Auditorium Theatre with Trixie and Katya

Live in Chicago from the Historic Auditorium Theatre with Trixie and Katya

From the windy city famous for its decadent Deep-Dish Pizza, dill pickle-laden Chicago Dogs, and the local spirit Malort (which can best be described as "What would happen if a pungent overripe fruit had a drunken threesome with a can of gasoline and a pile of herbs,") comes over eighty minutes of auricular ecstasy sure to satisfy even your biggest hunger pangs for both Chicago and the two fabulous drag divas who bravely and boldly sat in comfy chairs and spoke into microphones for a bi

Mar 7, 2023 • 1:25:00

Have a Smile for Breakfast and You’ll Be Pooping Joy by Lunch with Trixie and Katya

Have a Smile for Breakfast and You’ll Be Pooping Joy by Lunch with Trixie and Katya

Open now in beautiful West Hollywood, CA, it's The Brians' Breakfast Shack! It's like the Love Shack, but with less sex and more superfluous orange blossom plate garnishes! The Brians' Breakfast Shack Menu includes all your favorite hearty, wholesome breakfast foods! Featuring items as varied as our Flying Firkus Pancake Platter to our Egg McCooken Sun-Dried-Chicken Legs Breakfast Sandwich to our world-famous Griddled Brian Toast™, which Oprah's Book Club referred to as, "A honey-cinnamon-tinged

Feb 21, 2023 • 51:44

The Intoxicating Power of Desire for Our 100th Episode with Trixie and Katya

The Intoxicating Power of Desire for Our 100th Episode with Trixie and Katya

On the brutal, kill-or-be-killed plains of the Serengeti, power is determined by sheer brute strength. It is measured by the breadth of one's chest, the size of one's claws, and the length of one's incisors. But in the stiflingly hot concrete jungle of Los Angeles, power is determined by the ability to sit down in very comfortable chairs, hold microphones, and talk about life's daily minutiae for approximately 45 to 60 minutes while glorious air conditioning washes over you like a cool

Feb 7, 2023 • 1:05:23

Langoustes Avec Serviettes Assorties Avec Trixie et Katya

Langoustes Avec Serviettes Assorties Avec Trixie et Katya

Next to the shimmering turquoise waters of the Côte d'Azur, on the picturesque beaches of Saint-Tropez, sits the Shack D'Amour: a delectable, debaucherous nightclub teeming with music-loving crustaceans, boys in bikinis, and girls on surfboards. Come for the baked potatoes and tanning butter, stay for the non-stop fruggin'.Check Out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://Squarespace.com/BALD to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or doma

Jan 24, 2023 • 56:12

Freestyling From a Bathtub in the Desert with Trixie and Katya

Freestyling From a Bathtub in the Desert with Trixie and Katya

Nestled amongst saguaro cacti like a majestic mirage in the arid sands of Palm Springs, we welcome you to the glistening, pink-hued motor lodge that is the Trixie Motel! This amazing inn features seven themed rooms expertly prepared for only the finest desert debauchery. Amenities galore await you, like our sparkling pool, perfectly fit for your sun-dried hot dog legs and pale, bald dome. And if you're extraordinarily lucky, two gay goblins may be relaxing poolside on chaise lounges, shoving hom

Jan 10, 2023 • 48:06

A Special Holiday Sale for Garbage B*tches Only with Trixie and Katya

A Special Holiday Sale for Garbage B*tches Only with Trixie and Katya

As we make the annual trek back to our hometowns to visit family, consume desicated turkey, and meet gross Uncle Rich's 22-year-old girlfriend with a dead tooth, let us take a moment to reflect on the past year and all the wondrous gifts that it has bestowed upon us, including that holly berry-hued eczema that appeared out of nowhere. From everyone at Bald Headquarters here in beautiful Gomorrah, California, we wish you and yours a happy, healthy, and prosperous new year. PS - the new

Dec 27, 2022 • 59:26

Live in London at The Troxy with Trixie and Katya

Live in London at The Troxy with Trixie and Katya

A'lo, guv'nor! Grab a steaming cup of PG Tips, take your place in the queue, stuff your face with bangers & mash, and use the trusty National Health Service to check up on that rash that simply won't go away! Come and join Trixie and Katya as they travel to merry 'ol England for a live show at the historic Troxy theater! From insulting the locals for their consumption of blood sausage to detailed stories of hand-based romantic acts, this episode has it all! Happy Holidays to one and all! Head to

Dec 13, 2022 • 1:22:54

Trimming the Tree with Ropes of Milky Goodness with Trixie and Katya

Trimming the Tree with Ropes of Milky Goodness with Trixie and Katya

A dusting of snow gently kisses the needles of a vividly green six-foot balsam fir, all alone in a small forest meadow. Nothing captures nature's majesty quite like a pine-scented solstice soldier, standing guard against the cold; a stark contrast against the pallid December sky. The time has finally come. The season of Krampus is officially upon us. Lock your windows, bolt your doors, and gird your loins for the long, dark, bone-chilling embrace of winter. This episode is sponsored by BetterHel

Dec 6, 2022 • 55:49

I Left My HVAC Heart in Florida with Trixie and Katya

I Left My HVAC Heart in Florida with Trixie and Katya

Looking for a last minute gift? Go to https://establishedtitles.com/BALD and order a digital title pack certificate to print today! They are running a massive Holiday Sale, plus 10% off on any purchase with code BALD. Thanks to Established Titles for sponsoring this video! With a richly tapestried history spanning nearly two millennia, London is the jewel of the Thames with its cobblestone streets, priceless museums, and trendy boutiques. As the official seat of the once-powerful British Empire,

Nov 29, 2022 • 49:57

An American Turkey in Paris with Trixie and Katya

An American Turkey in Paris with Trixie and Katya

As the sun fades and day turns to dusk in Paris, the beautiful Champs-Élysées becomes a twinkling thoroughfare filled with the comings and goings of sharply-dressed Parisians, bustling to and fro beneath the majestic Arc de Triomphe. In a small, nameless cafe, Trixie and her family open a fourth bottle of Châteauneuf-du-Pape as they laugh and smile over a table filled with escargots de bourgogne, couilles de mouton, and tarte tatin. As the warmth and fellowship from this intimate Thanks

Nov 22, 2022 • 45:19

Living It up for the Next Two Years Before It’s All Over with Natasha Leggero & Katya

Living It up for the Next Two Years Before It’s All Over with Natasha Leggero & Katya

The effervescent, enchanting, & ever-so-ebullient Natasha Leggero stops by the house to chat about her new book, "The World Deserves My Children". She and Katya have a sparkling conversation about such disparate topics as pediatric caviar, mid-life-crisis-techno-DJs, and brainless gutter people having relations with robots in a post-apocalypse hellscape.Natasha's new book "The World Deserves My Children" comes out today, November 15th! Go to: https://bit.ly/NatashaLeggeroBookCancel

Nov 15, 2022 • 1:15:15

30 Ways to Use Lava to Incorporate a Boyfriend Into Your Toilet with Trixie and Katya

30 Ways to Use Lava to Incorporate a Boyfriend Into Your Toilet with Trixie and Katya

Behold, Tik Tok judgement day is nigh! As the soiled masses scroll through prosaic videos of cats, choreography, and cleaning materials, do not pretend you are free from fear. When the end comes, it shall arrive with righteous wrath and fierce anger, darkening the sun, cloaking the moon, and causing the stars to fall from heaven. Tik Tok shall pass judgement upon you and all whom you know, causing the desolation of the land and crushing all social media sinners to dust. We have spoken! Let it be

Nov 1, 2022 • 1:02:31

Nothing Is More Terrifying Than Diane Lane Under the Tuscan Sun with Trixie and Katya

Nothing Is More Terrifying Than Diane Lane Under the Tuscan Sun with Trixie and Katya

The fog has settled in, surrounding the dark soulless condo nestled amongst the broken dreams and shattered souls of Hollywood. High above the urine-stained street, a lamp flickers dimly in a window. Faint shadows on the walls can be seen from below, giving only a tiny glimpse into the horrible monstrosities that dance within. Two hairless, beady-eyed incubi sit opposite each other, their bony claw-like hands holding microphones as they laugh and jest and mock humanity between ads for underwear

Oct 25, 2022 • 42:57

We All Need a Necklace That Says “Winner” with Trixie and Katya

We All Need a Necklace That Says “Winner” with Trixie and Katya

After two years of wearing easy cheese-stained sweatpants and that vintage Cher 'Do You Believe?' tour t-shirt, it's time to re-visit your closet and break out those accessories. While dainty chains, layered strands, and zodiac trinkets have been en vogue this past summer, it's time to step out into the crisp, fall air with some bold bijoux that tells everyone around you, "I'm a Winner." Made from only the most affordable raw copper on the market, the "Winner" necklace is the must-have accessory

Oct 18, 2022 • 49:36

Live at Just For Laughs Toronto with Trixie and Katya

Live at Just For Laughs Toronto with Trixie and Katya

Grab a piping hot mug of Tim Hortons, turn on the NHL, hide your Royal Canadian Mounted Police porn VHS, pour a shot of pure Canadian maple syrup, and bury your fat face in a pile of steaming poutine. The dolls have invaded the great white north for a live show at the Just For Laughs Festival in beautiful Toronto. Join us as we both marvel at their universal healthcare and mock them for their smorgasbord of crazy accents. A special thank you to Duncan and all the staff & crew at Just For Laughs

Oct 4, 2022 • 1:03:31

A Beginner's Guide to Comic Books, Butt Stuff, & Homemade Limeade with Trixie and Katya

A Beginner's Guide to Comic Books, Butt Stuff, & Homemade Limeade with Trixie and Katya

We here at Bald Headquarters would like to use this week's episode to introduce our listeners to the mostly-unknown art form of comic books, the even more obscure phenomenon of superheroes, and the finer points of the opening of the rectum on the body's surface, colloquially known as "the anus". And while you're listening, please enjoy a wonderfully-refreshing early-Fall beverage recipe from our Myspace page: "Katya's Eat the Poor Limeade." A spoonful of sugar and a dash of love is all

Sep 20, 2022 • 1:00:06

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Cockroach Scorned with Trixie and Katya

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Cockroach Scorned with Trixie and Katya

This sexy little minx was like nothing I'd ever seen before. Her legs, of which there were six, went on for days. The jelly in her prothorax, mesothorax, and metathorax jiggled like a jar of freshly opened blackberry jam. There were so many segments in her abdomen that I couldn't decide which one to focus on as I salivated at the sight. I was lost in the ocean of her compound eyes, sitting just below her antennae that were themselves doing an age-old dance of seduction as she waddled ac

Sep 6, 2022 • 53:04

Revisiting Glory Holes & Catsup with Jeff Maccubbin & Ron Hill

Revisiting Glory Holes & Catsup with Jeff Maccubbin & Ron Hill

As summer comes to a sweaty, malodorous end and you attempt to enjoy a few solitary moments of seasonal joy, take a minute to dry your swamp-ass in the air-conditioning, put on some clean underwear, and chill that special box of wine you've been saving for a special occasion. This week, we're revisiting an amazing chat with the co-editors of UNHhhh, Jeff Maccubbin & Ronald Hill. Come join the girls and guys in the studio to talk about creative porn scenarios, soul-devouring rockabil

Aug 23, 2022 • 1:11:21

TikTok Monkeys Saved My Life with Trixie and Katya

TikTok Monkeys Saved My Life with Trixie and Katya

The harvest moon shone bright in the Hollywood sky, illuminating the shattered dreams and stained casting couches below. I was back from tour and more tired than the plot of Morbius. As I settled in for a solitary evening of Netflicking and Green-Cheffing, I took a few too many puffs of the 'ol Green Unicorn Kush. As my mind raced and the synapses in my brain accelerated to the point of near-insanity, I retired to the safety of my bedroom, with only my iPhone in hand. As luck would have it, whil

Aug 9, 2022 • 45:21

What We Do in the Shadows is Back, Baby! Revisiting Our Chat with Harvey Guillén

What We Do in the Shadows is Back, Baby! Revisiting Our Chat with Harvey Guillén

To celebrate the premiere of Season 4 of What We Do in the Shadows, we're revisiting one of our favorite episodes ever with the one, the only, Guillermo from What We Do in the Shadows, Harvey Guillén! Listen as Trixie and Katya fan-girl the f**k out in an amazing interview with everything from Harvey's magical audition story to the show's countless running gags to the ever-expanding set & genius costume design. Don't miss Season 4, now available on FX and Hulu!Follow Harvey: @Harvey

Jul 28, 2022 • 1:03:25

Bald, Blue, Glowing-Dong Representation on TV with Trixie and Katya

Bald, Blue, Glowing-Dong Representation on TV with Trixie and Katya

MEN SEEKING MEN (Los Angeles Metro Area): Just watched HBO's 2019 series Watchmen. We are two fabulous, bald drag queens seeking omniscient, radioactive, nuclear physicist with massive, luminous blue genitalia for casual sex and future-telling. Monkey pox vaccination preferred but not required. (Time-travel capabilities a plus) Please send pics of your cerulean phallus to "totally_not_trixie_and_katya@lay_me_out.sex".Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the pod

Jul 26, 2022 • 1:02:21

Nobody's Snowballing in This Economy with Trixie and Katya

Nobody's Snowballing in This Economy with Trixie and Katya

In a world where one's public image is everything, we here at Bald, LLC would like to propose a different route: that of radical honesty. Have a small penis? Wear it like a tiny, proud badge. Hairy in all the wrong places? Include that despicable rat's nest in your nude pic. What we're trying to say is stop trying to be something you aren't, and live your life as the disgusting, disfigured, and completely unlovable quasi-human-being that you've always known yourself to be. Follow Trixie: @Trixi

Jul 12, 2022 • 1:03:20

A Hot Masseuse Has Sex with Freddy Krueger with Trixie and Katya

A Hot Masseuse Has Sex with Freddy Krueger with Trixie and Katya

Do you find yourself frequently having dreams about a burned, disfigured man wearing a dirty red-and-green-striped sweater and brown fedora? In these dreams, does said man make pun-based jokes and threaten to kill you? Has your bed recently tried to eat you? If so, you may have unintentionally roused the ire of a certain "Mr. Frederick Krueger." While a horrific death may be in your future, we offer the following option: propose a mutually-agreed-upon sexual romp with Freddy in exchange

Jun 28, 2022 • 49:33

Happy Pride!  Make America Gape Again! with Trixie and Katya

Happy Pride! Make America Gape Again! with Trixie and Katya

Do you frequently experience an itching or burning sensation? Is discomfort in your posterior region a regular occurrence? Do you have night terrors involving killer clowns & bed-wetting that may have led to a divorce? Trix Pads™ with cooling Katyamine lotion are here to save your marriage, ease your discomfort, and soothe that burning ass. Side effects may include chronic perspiration, sudden-onset bilingualism, and the sprouting of a superfluous third nipple. Happy Pride, Everyone! Follow Tri

Jun 14, 2022 • 53:04

A Heavy Pour & Three Oscillating Fans with Trixie and Katya

A Heavy Pour & Three Oscillating Fans with Trixie and Katya

We here at Bald Headquarters, LLC are thrilled to announce our new collaboration with Fleügghendorfen Air Conditioners! Straight from a snow-drenched chalet in the Bavarian Alps comes Europe's oldest and most-respected HVAC specialist, Fleügghendorfen Air Conditioners. As Trixie deals with the vocal cords of an 80-year-old cigar smoker and Katya is finally on the road to recovery after quadruple hip-replacement surgery, the one thing that brings both of our esteemed hosts a respectable degree of

May 31, 2022 • 54:41

Eating Cheetos on the Floor of the Met Gala with Kelly Mantle and Katya

Eating Cheetos on the Floor of the Met Gala with Kelly Mantle and Katya

Actor, drag queen, comedian, & musician Kelly Mantle visits Katya in her dark layer of sewing and sequins! They discuss Kelly's experience on the Trixie and Katya Live tour, her ridiculously long IMDb page, and the self-confidence perils of acting alongside genetically-perfect Hollywood a-listers. You can currently see Kelly on the Trixie and Katya Live tour and starring as Sheila on the OUtTv/Amazon Prime sitcom, The Browns. Follow Kelly: @KellyMantle Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya:

May 17, 2022 • 1:07:34

Sun-Dried Hot Dog Legs with Trixie and Katya

Sun-Dried Hot Dog Legs with Trixie and Katya

Some of us have gams that appear as if they were sculpted by the gods themselves on the apex of Mount Olympus. Others, however, have legs that seem like they were dry-cured in the basement of a French farmhouse next to a beautifully-marbled Andouillette sausage. We'll let you decide if this episode is about the former or the latter. To learn more about microdosing THC, just do a quick search online or go to Microdose.com and use code: BALD to get free shipping & 30% off your first order. To pre

May 3, 2022 • 58:38

Live from the Moontower Comedy Festival with Trixie and Katya

Live from the Moontower Comedy Festival with Trixie and Katya

To celebrate our 75th episode of the auditory smegma we call The Bald & The Beautiful, we were planning on either making out with strangers underneath the 101 overpass or recording a live episode at the beautiful Paramount Theatre in Austin, TX as part of the Just for Laughs Moontower Comedy Festival. We opted for the latter. Enjoy the utter exquisiteness that is the next 60 minutes of your life, you disgusting heathens. Special Thanks to: Dustin S. and everyone at the Par

Apr 19, 2022 • 1:15:09

How to Properly Wash Your Genitals with Trixie and Katya

How to Properly Wash Your Genitals with Trixie and Katya

As the Trixie and Katya grand tour exits the green, moist forests of the Pacific Northwest and meanders east towards the lumps and bulges of the Rocky Mountains, we check in with our favorite role models to learn about penile hygiene, flatus consumption, and how to make a real difference in this crazy thing we call life. If you aren't properly motivated to better yourself, spread love to others, and join a cult after this episode, then perhaps you should stop listening to this podcast. Follow T

Apr 5, 2022 • 51:02

Revisiting the Art of Dating: "Fisting is the New Kissing" with Trixie and Katya

Revisiting the Art of Dating: "Fisting is the New Kissing" with Trixie and Katya

As the massive Trixie and Katya Tour starts its journey to a destination filled with tears, sweat, and a ton of dirty underwear, we revisit the low-stress times of 2021 where we gathered in a small studio to chat about Cheesecake Factory's Skinnylicious Menu, wigs in movies, and our unadulterated love of Panda Express's orange chicken. This episode begs the question, "Will Trixie and Katya survive a months-long live tour together?" Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watc

Mar 29, 2022 • 54:21

The Face Giveth and the Face Taketh Away with Trixie and Katya

The Face Giveth and the Face Taketh Away with Trixie and Katya

As the sun sets and twilight arrives, the ghosts of magic hour appear on the horizon. Your callused hands work furiously to finish attaching the buttons to a new pair of slacks that hide your tiny calves while simultaneously accentuating the hills and valleys where the boys reside. As you take a break to demand that the lotion be placed into the basket, you place your new face on top of your own, marveling at the gentle beauty and the exquisite cheekbones. Your breath is momentarily lost as you

Mar 22, 2022 • 1:07:34

Bald, Fat Silly Putty with Googly Eyes with Trixie and Katya

Bald, Fat Silly Putty with Googly Eyes with Trixie and Katya

As the sun rises over a stark, barren desert landscape, you open stained hotel blinds and squint your eyes as they adjust to the sudden brightness beyond the glass pane. You catch a slight whiff of your heinous morning breath, careless about its effect on others as it's been nine days since you last saw another human being. The difference between day and night has begun to blur, as time has ceased to exist. Has this Christopher Nolan movie been on for two hours? Four hours? Six hours? D

Mar 8, 2022 • 57:58

Holding a Large Fish on Machu Picchu with Trixie and Katya

Holding a Large Fish on Machu Picchu with Trixie and Katya

There are times in life when it seems as if the entire world is against you. Nothing is going right, everything feels a bit off, and you just want to crawl into a hole and disappear. In those times of despair, don't fret, honey. Everything you need to live your most glorious life is neatly and efficiently contained in today's episode of Bald. From serial-killer dating tips to useless trivia to cleaning advice for gentleman's relish stains, the following hour of audio will brighten your smile, yo

Feb 22, 2022 • 52:34

A Coat-Hanger Encased in a Hot Dog with Trixie and Katya and Matthew

A Coat-Hanger Encased in a Hot Dog with Trixie and Katya and Matthew

The steady advance of technology marches on, continuous and unceasing. In 1900, less than 10% of families owned a stove, a phone, or had electricity. Fast forward 122 years, and through the real-life miracles of latex, hair implants, and 3D scanning, sex dolls are ready to take their rightful place at the throne of humankind. Let us be the first to give a warm welcome to our squishy, clammy overlords. Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch our podcast on YouTube: http

Feb 8, 2022 • 47:10

Gorgeous Devours Cute with Trixie and Katya

Gorgeous Devours Cute with Trixie and Katya

The low hum of The Macarena wafts into your one-bedroom apartment, the source of the 90s earworm a vague mystery. Dusk is slowly dawning on the other side of the thin, sun-rotted curtains. Murder She Wrote is just concluding on The Hallmark Channel as you turn off a dusty lamp and grab a chilled Ensure from your mostly-empty refrigerator. After your wig is safely ensconced on a styrofoam bust on the vanity, you struggle to open your blood-pressure pills with arthritic fingers made all the more s

Jan 25, 2022 • 53:12

Building a Fake Hospital in Your House with Alexis Stone

Building a Fake Hospital in Your House with Alexis Stone

The sun is beginning to set behind a rusty white sign made of corrugated metal on top of a barren hill. A crisp breeze meanders through the "HOLLY", past the "WOOD", and down through the fetid streets of Tinseltown, carrying with it the scent of concealer, latex, sadness, and the sudden realization that Los Angeles is built upon an inherently-ridiculous foundation of misplaced hopes and dreams. It is within this setting that makeup artist, model, and visual chameleon Alexis Stone joins

Jan 11, 2022 • 59:22

The RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 14 Premiere Extravaganza with Trixie and Katya

The RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 14 Premiere Extravaganza with Trixie and Katya

With the season 14 premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race only days away, Trixie and Katya take a stroll down memory lane to discuss the highlights, the lowlights, and everything in-between from the entire history of Drag Race. All from the comfort of a balcony at dusk. Don't miss the season premiere on Friday, January 7th at 8/7c only on VH1! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo Big thank you to @Phoebe_Bing_Bong for the exhaustive RuPaul's Drag Race research! To list

Jan 5, 2022 • 51:16

Perfect Don't Need No Polish with Trixie and Katya

Perfect Don't Need No Polish with Trixie and Katya

As 2021 comes to a not-so-glorious close, let us reflect upon the things that matter most to us in a world filled with death, destruction, and chaos: reupholstered couches, scathing movie reviews, and the solemn act of cancelling otherwise-amazing New Years Eve plans in favor of binging TV whilst wearing a popcorn-dispensing hat. From all of us here at the Bald & Beautiful headquarters, Happy New Years you filthy troglodytes. Believe it or not, we'll see you in 2022.Follow Trixie: @

Dec 28, 2021 • 49:01

A 2014 Hyundai Elantra for Christmas with Trixie and Katya

A 2014 Hyundai Elantra for Christmas with Trixie and Katya

'Twas four days before Christmas, and all through the club, not a single bear was stirring, not even a cub. The fishnets were hung, by the faux fireplace with care, in the hopes that Trixie and Katya, would magically sprout thick, luscious hair. They were comfy and nestled, all snug in their beds, whilst questions of "Who would play her?" danced through their heads. When out on the boulevard, there arose such a clatter, it was their crazy neighbor Andre, dressed like the Mad Hatter. He yelled up

Dec 21, 2021 • 51:00

Sniffin' for Coq Au Vin with Trixie and Katya

Sniffin' for Coq Au Vin with Trixie and Katya

The fragrant garland has been lovingly hung, a faint scent of Douglas fir is carried on the breeze, and a nip is clearly in the air. As the decorative gourds from Thanksgiving slowly decay in a rusty dumpster next to the backdoor of a shady Thai restaurant, it's impossible to ignore: the holiday season is upon us. And what better season than the winter solstice celebration to discuss the best local Sniffies stairwells & parking garages, memorable visible p*nis lines, and the definit

Dec 14, 2021 • 53:32

Little-Known Michelle Branch Facts with Michelle Branch

Little-Known Michelle Branch Facts with Michelle Branch

From music stardom as a teenager to a Grammy win with Santana to numerous appearances on TV and Film, Michelle Branch has been an icon of rock and pop music for more than two decades. This week, the insanely talented singer and songwriter joins Trixie to discuss her illustrious career, her family life, and everything in between. Follow Michelle: @MichelleBranch Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forge

Dec 7, 2021 • 1:04:49

A Baby in an Asbestos Bag with Trixie and Katya

A Baby in an Asbestos Bag with Trixie and Katya

The city is silent. The streets are empty. As a grizzled gay ghoul sits alone in a dimly-lit apartment, his belly warmed from a 12-year-old Scotch, he looks down at his crotch. It might be the booze or that ill-advised 2am bean burrito, but his little friend down south begins speaking. He strains his ears to hear what the little guy is saying: "Come closer. Put on some headphones. Henceforth, you will be known as DJ Crypto Meth." Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To liste

Nov 30, 2021 • 47:29

"If I'm Not Laughing, I'm Having Fun" with Trixie and Katya

"If I'm Not Laughing, I'm Having Fun" with Trixie and Katya

As trees across the nation cease the production of chlorophyll and we celebrate the slow, agonizing death of leaves, let us pause for a moment and reflect on the little things we mistakenly deem important in our tiny, inconsequential, ultimately meaningless lives: random voicemails from 2019, Wife Swap marathons, and the image of Lady Gaga eating a cannoli whilst dripping mascarpone all over her Oscar statue.Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast

Nov 23, 2021 • 46:29

All Vampires are Queer with Harvey Guillén from What We Do in the Shadows

All Vampires are Queer with Harvey Guillén from What We Do in the Shadows

Close the sashes, draw the curtains, light some candles, and let's welcome the one, the only, Guillermo from What We Do in the Shadows, Harvey Guillén! Listen as Trixie and Katya fan-girl the f**k out in an amazing interview which covers everything from Harvey's magical audition story to the show's countless running gags to the ever-expanding set & costume design in subsequent seasons. If you've ever seen this shockingly funny show, today's episode will hit you like a migraine of joy with a side

Nov 16, 2021 • 1:03:25

A Teeny Weeny Tot Foundation Donation with Trixie and Katya

A Teeny Weeny Tot Foundation Donation with Trixie and Katya

As Trixie continues her convalescence in a rustic chalet in the heart of the Swiss Alps, Katya joins her for an education on the health benefits of red wine and fondue when consumed at high altitudes. Eventually, the two touch upon such weighty topics as thermometer technology, hetero-societal wedding norms, micro-penis charities, and the perils of porn fasts.Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t for

Nov 9, 2021 • 41:47

"Walking Dead Hotness" in a Hospital Gown with Trixie and Katya

"Walking Dead Hotness" in a Hospital Gown with Trixie and Katya

Fresh off a semi-successful back-alley appendix surgery in the frigid Midwest, Trixie joins Katya to talk about her end-of-life epiphany: from here on out, it's goodwill, love, and charity forever! Or, in reality, they talk about painful diarrhea, airplane breakfasts, and yeast infections. Either way, here's some brand-spanking-new Bald content for you filthy peasants. Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don

Nov 2, 2021 • 40:36

Beauty Tips, Bathroom Raccoons, & Talking Tumors with Trixie and Katya

Beauty Tips, Bathroom Raccoons, & Talking Tumors with Trixie and Katya

This week's episode is a special occasion, you filthy animals. So trim your nose hair, shave your shoulders, and slather on some Drakkar Noir to cover up your disgusting musk. Trixie and Katya explore such weighty topics as traveling toddlers, murderous maladies, and automotive intercourse. So dim the lamps, light the jack-o-lantern, and settle in to experience the most terrifying tales of mung-diving you'll hear this entire Halloween season. Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Za

Oct 26, 2021 • 53:13

Revisiting the Comedic Genius of Macy Rodman

Revisiting the Comedic Genius of Macy Rodman

As Fall finally arrives and brings with it the deaths of millions upon millions of poor, innocent leaves, let's take a moment to reflect on the comedic genius that is Macy Rodamn's Caitlyn Jenner impersonation. As the Bald creative team puts the finishing touches on the next great American novel, we revisit the time that artist, singer, actor, and IGTV Hall of Famer Macy Rodman joined the girls in the studio to discuss her Caitlyn Jenner Impersonation, Lana Del Rey-fueled Twitter Mobs, and the a

Oct 19, 2021 • 1:10:50

Revisiting the Making of Jiz & the Filming of Jiz with Jeff Maccubbin

Revisiting the Making of Jiz & the Filming of Jiz with Jeff Maccubbin

As the Bald & the Beautiful creative team engages in To-The-Death team-building exercises in a volcano off the shores of North Africa, we'd like to revisit one of our favorite episodes with editor, producer, & creator of the legendary internet phenomenon Jiz, Jeff Maccubbin! Extraordinarily erudite topics are discussed, such as POV porn, inserting birds into UNHhhh, and the shortcomings of our public school system. Also cum. Lots and lots of talk about cum.Follow Jeff: @EvilJeff

Oct 12, 2021 • 59:48

Revisiting the Bug-Eyed TikTok Bitch with Brittany Broski

Revisiting the Bug-Eyed TikTok Bitch with Brittany Broski

As we plan a few forthcoming Bald projects to satiate you filthy heathens, we re-visit one of our favorite episodes with the peerless, legendary, incomparable queen of TikTok, Brittany Broski (aka "Kombucha Girl"). She joins Trixie and Katya to talk about her intoxicating vanilla musk scent, the perils of meme culture, her stellar cosmeceuticals skills, and the secret magic of Dave & Buster's. Follow Brittany: @Brittany_Broski Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the

Oct 5, 2021 • 1:04:14

Bathed in the Blood of Gratitude with Trixie and Katya

Bathed in the Blood of Gratitude with Trixie and Katya

From rubber genitalia in a parking lot to refried bean-induced gastrointestinal distress to broom closets stuffed with depressed backup dancers, today's episode is a life-lesson in how to turn off your AM radio, sit down in a quiet room with saltines and warm milk, and thank whatever heathen god you happen to worship for your blessed life. And if you don't believe you lead a blessed life, you will after experiencing the unadulterated joy that is slowly consuming crispy saltines and room

Sep 28, 2021 • 57:11

Fisting is the New Kissing with Trixie and Katya

Fisting is the New Kissing with Trixie and Katya

Times, friends, they are a changin'. From a full-throated endorsement of the Cheesecake Factory's Skinnylicious Menu to an erudite debate about wigs in film to a profession of unadulterated love towards Panda Express's orange chicken, this week's episode begs the question, "Should Trixie and Katya spend less time together?" Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wher

Sep 21, 2021 • 54:21

Texas, Tennis, & Two Turntables and a Microphone with Trixie and Katya

Texas, Tennis, & Two Turntables and a Microphone with Trixie and Katya

From the reproductive F.U.B.A.R. that is Texas to the epic grunts and fiery topspin of female tennis players to Trixie's unseating of Diplo as the world's most famous DJ, today's episode is chock-full of life lessons and inspirational teachings to help you be a better, loving human being. Or it's 45 minutes of two queens talking about sex, drugs, and polygamy. You'll have to listen to find out. Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.l

Sep 14, 2021 • 55:18

Hell Hath No Fury Like Teenage Twitter with Trixie and Katya

Hell Hath No Fury Like Teenage Twitter with Trixie and Katya

From the lows of making an unfortunate calendar-based Twitter faux pas to the highs of a stupendous, scintillating, splendiferous Violet Chachki performance, today's episode is a shining beacon of light upon a hilltop surround by the dreck that is the contemporary podcast oeuvre. Put down that dollar-store frozen burrito, slap on some deodorant, and try to pretend that you're a civilized human being for forty-five minutes instead of a rancid sack of flesh and hair. Also, Happy Labor Day

Sep 7, 2021 • 50:37

Banned From Studio 54 with Trixie and Katya

Banned From Studio 54 with Trixie and Katya

Put some extra ice in that Arnold Palmer, unwrap a refreshing York Peppermint Patty, and crank up that air conditioning, you sweaty hogs. Rejoice as we celebrate the swamp-ass-laden zenith of summer! Amidst crappy news of hurricanes and political turmoil, we take a fantastical trip down memory lane to discuss disco music, swimming pool self-abuse, gift-giving etiquette, and the sheer brilliance of 90's music videos. Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on

Aug 31, 2021 • 59:45

Bottoms, Babies, & Blood Pressure with Trixie and Katya

Bottoms, Babies, & Blood Pressure with Trixie and Katya

If you're the type of person who enjoys a Nicolas Cage-style treasure hunt through the dark, seedy depths of pop culture, today's episode is going to arouse you. From cinematic trash to genetically-perfect Hollywood specimens to the phenomenon of Ryan Murphy market-saturation, nothing is safe from the critical gaze of Trixie and Katya.Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podca

Aug 24, 2021 • 58:12

Medals, Mortality, & Medical Sex Vibes with Trixie and Katya

Medals, Mortality, & Medical Sex Vibes with Trixie and Katya

It's time to pop open that Boku juice box you've been saving since the 1996 Summer Olympics and let that adult-oriented fruit juice blend wash over you in an orgasm of black cherry and white grape. Today, Trixie and Katya hold center stage to talk about the benefits of gymnastics leotards, confronting one's own mortality, and C.S.I. Miami sex. Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the

Aug 17, 2021 • 56:26

Glory Holes & Catsup with Jeff Maccubbin & Ron Hill

Glory Holes & Catsup with Jeff Maccubbin & Ron Hill

It's time to put on your fancy underwear and start chilling that box wine, because the co-editors of UNHhhh, Jeff Maccubbin & Ronald Hill, join the girls in the studio to talk about the best porn scenarios, flesh-eating rockabilly chicks, and the dirty secrets to UNHhhh's brilliance. (hint: it involves dark magic and doughnuts)Follow Jeff: @EvilJeffFollow Ron: @ArtOfWotFollow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_ZamoTo check out UNHhhh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAynLsuMD

Aug 10, 2021 • 1:09:51

Taking an Octopus’ Agency with Patti Harrison & River Ramirez

Taking an Octopus’ Agency with Patti Harrison & River Ramirez

Trixie and Katya are joined this week by none other than comedians, actors, and hosts of A Woman's Smile podcast, Patti Harrison and River Ramirez. Sit down, relax, and let the auditory waves wash over your soul as this quartet of excellence cover topics ranging from masturbatory-themed podcasts, serial-killer wombs, and lubrication derived from all-American natural resources.Follow River Ramirez: @PileOfTearsFollow Patti Harrison: @Party_HardersonFollow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katy

Aug 3, 2021 • 1:06:42

A Cherry-Poppin' Christmas with Macy Rodman

A Cherry-Poppin' Christmas with Macy Rodman

Grab a bucket of starburst and crack open a bottle of diet pop. This week, artist, singer, actor, and IGTV Hall of Famer Macy Rodman joins the girls in the studio to discuss her Caitlyn Jenner Impersonation, Lana Del Rey-fueled Twitter Mobs, and the absolute insanity of Wendy Williams. This one is all over the place topic-wise, but it's about the journey, folks.Follow Macy: @MacyRodmanFollow Macy/Caitlyn Jenner Updates: @CaitUpdateFollow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To

Jul 27, 2021 • 1:09:24

Believing in Milk & Cookies with Trixie and Katya

Believing in Milk & Cookies with Trixie and Katya

Whilst reclining in the frigid air of Trixie's expansive manse, Trixie and Katya wax poetic about the art of creating country songs, Julia Roberts working at Sbarro, and appearing on Shark Tank to pitch Katya's footskin as a renewable resource. This one is a pure delight.Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link:

Jul 20, 2021 • 56:36

Ice Luges, Lit Cigarettes, & Non-Flushable Turds with Trixie and Katya

Ice Luges, Lit Cigarettes, & Non-Flushable Turds with Trixie and Katya

From a far-away land where fuchsia Starburst sprout from the rich, dark soil like weeds, Trixie and Katya brave the air-conditioned elements to sit on furniture and discuss the evolutionary importance of eyebrows, how a DJ goes about dropping ill beats, and the myriad aspects that make up the perfect drag gig. (Hint: it involves Mr. Freeze from Batman Forever, the polar bear from a Klondike Bar, and a hypothermia-stricken Leonardo DiCaprio floating on the door from Titanic with beautifu

Jul 13, 2021 • 59:15

Faux Bangs & Straight-Man Dungarees with Trixie and Katya

Faux Bangs & Straight-Man Dungarees with Trixie and Katya

It was a day like any other in Southern California; the sun shining and birds singing whilst one queen man-spreads on a couch in stone-washed jeans and another queen sits on a chair with frosted faux bangs and a creepy silk shirt featuring disembodied doll parts. In other words, 'twas a typical day in the life of the fabulously-famous multi-hyphenates Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo. We could tease you with little juicy tidbits from their conversation about eating pop-rocks edibles, taking

Jul 6, 2021 • 50:30

Dead Teeth & Golden Showers with Sarah Schauer

Dead Teeth & Golden Showers with Sarah Schauer

Have you ever wanted to hear a story about the perils of making out with hot strangers while having dead teeth? Of course you have. Enter Sarah Schauer: YouTuber, actor, copywriter, ex-Viner, and meme-generator-extraordinaire. Listen as Trixie and Katya constantly face the acknowledgement of their own mortality as they speak with a millennial about 40-year-old movies and cultural references. Also, neck-fat.Follow Sarah: @SarahSchauerFollow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

Jun 29, 2021 • 49:07

Making Jiz & Filming Jiz with Jeff Maccubbin

Making Jiz & Filming Jiz with Jeff Maccubbin

Go grab a fresh VHS tape from the freezer because you're going to want to record this one and save it forever in the knick-knack box under your mattress. This week, the girls welcome comedian, editor, producer, & creator of the legendary internet phenomenon Jiz, Jeff Maccubbin! Extraordinarily erudite topics are discussed, such as POV porn, inserting birds into UNHhhh, and the shortcomings of our public school system. Also cum. Lots of talk about cum.Follow Jeff: @EvilJeffFollow Tri

Jun 22, 2021 • 58:20

Inside Katya with Katya

Inside Katya with Katya

Have you ever wondered what it's like within the nicotine-stained confines of Katya's grey matter? Well, you're about to find out. From a treatise on capitalistic hypocrisy to a deconstruction of Kate Winslet's Delco accent in Mare of Easttown to a comedy countdown of funny things that made Katya momentarily forget about her slow, unending march towards the darkness that will eventually consume us all, this episode has everything you could possibly need. Not to mention the first-ever edition of

Jun 15, 2021 • 1:01:15

The Niagara Falls of Vomit with Trixie and Katya

The Niagara Falls of Vomit with Trixie and Katya

Grab a frosty beverage, find a comfy chair, and put on some of your special "nice" underwear. For today, friends, Katya shall regale you with a tale so epically grandiose that J.R.R. Tolkien will be pooping in his grave. Sit back, relax, and enjoy a thrilling look back at a freezing mountaintop in Tecate, Mexico, where a diaper-wearing mass of humanity shared a communal experience like none other. To check out Warby Parker, go to: warbyparker.com/bald Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya:

Jun 8, 2021 • 51:02

Hard Turds Only with Monét X Change

Hard Turds Only with Monét X Change

From deep in the wilds of the San Fernando Valley, two bald bastards have begun their Pride celebration in a cold, dark recording studio in the basement of a vacuum cleaner repair shop. But will they let these frigid environs prevent them from welcoming a very special guest and waxing poetic about the consistency of excrement and the secret lives of Hollywood Royalty? Nay! So put down that maple-glazed doughnut you progenitor of filth, and turn on ye old YouTube or IGTV for the very first specia

Jun 1, 2021 • 47:25

Revisiting our Very First Episode with Trixie and Katya

Revisiting our Very First Episode with Trixie and Katya

As Katya undergoes the world's first experimental belly button-bleaching surgery in the mountains of Tanzania and Trixie puts the finishing touches on her long-gestating Alf biography, the girls are blessing your ears with a much-needed revisiting of their ground-breaking, laughter-inducing, bladder-destroying first episode of the podcast. That's right, folks. This is where it all started. Or ended, depending upon how you feel about the show. So find a spot on your couch that isn't stained with

May 25, 2021 • 53:33

Chelsea Handler!

Chelsea Handler!

Today, the gods of show business saw fit to rain down upon the grizzled gay ghouls of the Bald and the Beautiful with the brilliance, the eminence, the sheer megawatt starness that is: Chelsea Handler. So stop what you're doing, take your spoon out of that peanut butter jar you filthy animal, and pour yourself a fizzy, New Jersey-inspired wine spritzer. For on this fine day, you heathens, you all shall feast with the comedy gods as Trixie, Katya, and comedian, TV host, advocate and six-time New

May 18, 2021 • 42:39

A Cat Litter Retreat in Mexico with Trixie and Katya

A Cat Litter Retreat in Mexico with Trixie and Katya

Fresh off an insane trip to Mexico for the kitty litter party of all kitty litter parties, Katya regales us with tales of hallucinations where she had an in-depth conversation about Franklin Delano Roosevelt's economics polices with a purple frog whilst on the deck of the Titanic. (in reality, she threw up a bunch after taking some psychedelics, but the purple frog/FDR story sounds amazing, right?) From a physical rebirth south of the border to Madonna's greatest acting performance to the joys o

May 11, 2021 • 1:03:23

Dreaming About Being a Sumo Wrestler with Katya & Katya's "Mom"

Dreaming About Being a Sumo Wrestler with Katya & Katya's "Mom"

Part 2 of our special Mother's Day Bald and the Beautiful Extravaganza continues as we welcome Katya's Mom to the podcast! After recovering from the only known case of COVID hemorrhoids, she is fresh out of acute posterior rehab and ready to talk about Katya's placenta, her tragic deli-based skull injuries as an infant, and the actual legal name she was given at birth. This episode is touching. It's confusing. It's kinda gross. In other words, it's a microcosm of genuine motherly love. Follow T

May 4, 2021 • 45:57

A Can of Beans in the Dishwasher with Trixie & Trixie's Mom

A Can of Beans in the Dishwasher with Trixie & Trixie's Mom

As part of our special Mother's Day Bald and the Beautiful Extravaganza, we are so excited to welcome Trixie's Mom to the show. Folks, this is like a Jerry Springer episode on steroids. We're talking extreme drug addiction, baby mamas, aliens, cults, and secret second families in Canada. In all honesty, Trixie and her Mom both led shockingly well-adjusted lives and love each other very much. But they do talk about edibles, familial drama, and Trixie's Mom getting hit on whilst in drag.

Apr 27, 2021 • 1:06:19

Heaven is an Orange Julius with Trixie and Katya

Heaven is an Orange Julius with Trixie and Katya

From advice on locating your ferociously fierce inner diva to an erudite debate on the existence of an afterlife to a deep-dive on Michael Shannon's private parts, this episode is without a doubt the best podcast episode in the history of recorded sound. Lastly, if you don't agree with this ridiculously hyperbolic statement, you're likely going to a version of hell where you have to sit in a room and smell a burnt onion recipe for eternity.Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katy

Apr 20, 2021 • 53:21

Bug-Eyed TikTok Bitch with Brittany Broski

Bug-Eyed TikTok Bitch with Brittany Broski

The peerless, legendary, incomparable queen of TikTok, Brittany Broski (aka "Kombucha Girl"), joins Trixie and Katya to talk about her massive podcast, her vanilla musk scent, the perils of meme culture, her stellar cosmeceuticals skills, and the hidden joys of being internet famous in the real world.Follow Brittany: @brittany_broskiFollow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast

Apr 13, 2021 • 1:02:45

Please Meet My Fur Coat, Her Name is Darlene with Darian Darling

Please Meet My Fur Coat, Her Name is Darlene with Darian Darling

Today the girls are joined by the most-famous blonde about town, makeup-artist extraordinaire, and legendary painter of beautiful faces, Darian Darling! Come for the juicy behind-the-scenes stories, stay for the self-deprecating jokes about her impossibly fabulous life. Follow Darian: @MoiDarianDarling Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 6, 2021 • 49:04

Witch Goddess of the Woods with Pearl

Witch Goddess of the Woods with Pearl

From a mysterious cabin in the remote wilderness comes a guest with beauty credentials that are truly unprecedented in the history of the podcast. The otherworldly deity of the forest, also known as Pearl, joins Trixie and Katya for an amazing conversation about beauty buses, glitter secrets, the magic of wilderness weed, and the joys of avoiding humanity. Check out our show and many hilarious other pods featured on Stitcher's first-ever Comedy Week! In app or at: Stitcherapp.com/comedy Fol

Mar 30, 2021 • 54:34

Fruit is Nature's Candy!

Fruit is Nature's Candy!

As we look out onto the gray skies and bleak landscape that herald the doldrums of winter, this week's episode with Trixie and Katya is here to be the warm beverage that soothes your soul until the light of springtime finally arrives to brighten your day. They also discuss the perils of marathon turds. Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 23, 2021 • 47:55

Introducing "Spectacle: An Unscripted History of Reality TV"

Introducing "Spectacle: An Unscripted History of Reality TV"

"Spectacle: An Unscripted History of Reality TV" is a new documentary podcast series from Neon Hum Media. Season one covers reality TV in a way that has never been done before. From The Bachelor’s problematic take on gender to The Real World’s casting for conflict, Spectacle unpacks the wild and hyper-real history of unscripted television, one moment at a time. We examine how the genre has changed over time, and how the country has changed along with it.  Subscribe to Spectacle: An Unscripted Hi

Mar 19, 2021 • 3:42

Big Tweaker Energy with Jamie Kennedy

Big Tweaker Energy with Jamie Kennedy

From Scream to Romeo + Juliet to Bowfinger to Malibu's Most Wanted, this week's guest is an outright entertainment legend. Trixie & Katya are joined by actor, comedian, and screenwriter Jamie Kennedy! The three showbiz souls put their brains together to solve social media, decide that Clubhouse is not a thing, and reminisce about the glory days of the 90s when the term, "followers" meant creepy people that would actually follow you around. Also, Katya learns how to lease a car. It's truly magnif

Mar 16, 2021 • 57:16

Let the Goode Times Roll with Gigi Goode

Let the Goode Times Roll with Gigi Goode

Trixie & Katya are joined this week by the runner-up in the twelfth season of RuPaul's Drag Race, the Gigi Goode! The convo runs the gamut from Australian accents to hot Scooby-Doo characters to wig confidence to the olfactory evils of Drakkar Noir. Follow Gigi: @TheGigiGoode Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 9, 2021 • 57:20

Trash Bags Full of Cash with Mrs. Kasha Davis

Trash Bags Full of Cash with Mrs. Kasha Davis

This week Trixie and Katya are joined by the infamous, inimitable star of Drag Race season 7, legend of stage and screen, Mrs. Kasha Davis! They talk Botox, witch hazel, trash bags full of dollar bills, and how to keep a long-time marriage spicy after more than a decade. (hint: it involves wigs) Follow Mrs. Kasha Davis: @MrsKashaDavis Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your a

Mar 2, 2021 • 59:49

I'm Bread Pitt and This is Ghoulia Roberts

I'm Bread Pitt and This is Ghoulia Roberts

All aboard, folks. Our tour guides today will be Trixie and Katya. From teenage brides to Nick Nolte fantasies to grandpa sex, we guarantee you'll be a better person by the end of this episode. Come for the tips about sex with old people, stay for the wisdom about spousal finances. Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 23, 2021 • 43:08

Cum Dump Millionaire with Priyanka

Cum Dump Millionaire with Priyanka

Straight from the Great White North, Trixie and Katya are joined by Canadian TV personality, drag queen, and winner of Canada's 2020 Drag Race: the queen Priyanka! Topics covered in this episode include the joys of nasal COVID swabs, the ancient drinking traditions of Newfoundland, bootyhole sex in drag, and consensual dick pics. Follow Priyanka: @TheQueenPriyanka Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT

Feb 16, 2021 • 1:03:12

When It's Appropriate to Shush Katie Couric with Gigi Gorgeous

When It's Appropriate to Shush Katie Couric with Gigi Gorgeous

Trixie and Katya are joined by Canadian YouTuber, socialite, actress, and model: the one-and-only Gigi Gorgeous! They tackle toxic YouTube comments, silly insecurities, excess labia, and insanely inappropriate questions on live TV from Katie Couric. Follow Gigi Gorgeous: @GigiGorgeous To follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel To follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 9, 2021 • 57:40

No Longer Homeless and Loving It with Miss Fame

No Longer Homeless and Loving It with Miss Fame

Trixie and Katya are joined by the species-and-genre-defying Miss Fame, to talk about the futility of tik tok, the sadder side of fame, and the journey from humble beginnings to going shopping with celebrities and not being able to afford anything.Follow Miss Fame: @MissFameNYCTo follow Trixie: @TrixieMattelTo follow Katya: @Katya_ZamoTo listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 2, 2021 • 59:22

The Sound of Music with Frisbee Jenkins

The Sound of Music with Frisbee Jenkins

Join Trixie and Katya as they discuss guest Sasha Belle's (aka Frisbee Jenkins) hot body, what's it like being a drag queen from Iowa, and what Sasha won't do on OnlyFans. Follow Sasha: @sashabelley To follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel To follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 26, 2021 • 53:51

Hot in Many Circles

Hot in Many Circles

Join Trixie and Katya for an intimate conversation about circuit parties, society's obsession with weight, and the socially-responsible act of masturbation. Also featured: tips for the lonely during quarantine. To follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel To follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 19, 2021 • 45:40

Sock Puppet with the Hand Pulled Out with Jackie Beat

Sock Puppet with the Hand Pulled Out with Jackie Beat

Living legend and inventor of everything Jackie Beat joins Trixie and Katya to discuss the best lighting for hook-ups, the ideal wigs for entertaining gentleman callers, and how the movie Carrie changed her life forever.To follow Jackie: @jackiebeatTo follow Trixie: @TrixieMattelTo follow Katya: @Katya_ZamoTo listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 12, 2021 • 1:03:53

Alexis Thunderstorm 500 with Alaska Thunderf*ck

Alexis Thunderstorm 500 with Alaska Thunderf*ck

Alaska 5000 talks beauty icons, making catchy music, and finally realizing how beautiful she is while on molly at Burning Man. Brace yourself for some not-so-glamorous drag memories, nostril waxing, and what the hell is ear candling?  To follow Alaska: @theonlyalaska5000 To follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel To follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 5, 2021 • 1:02:29

The Price of Perfection with Violet Chachki

The Price of Perfection with Violet Chachki

The legendary, incomparable, and flawless Violet Chachki talks spiraling from hanger, having an Attitude, and Drag Race memories.  Get ready for immense amounts of shade, lots of reading, and several harsh truths about what it takes to be absolutely perfect.  To follow Violet: @VioletChachki To follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel To follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 29, 2020 • 1:11:11

Just Looking For JTT with Franz Szony

Just Looking For JTT with Franz Szony

Photographer Franz Szony joins Trixie and Katya to delve into his surrealist portraits that mix glamor with dreamlike visuals. Franz explains the creative process behind his unique style that includes everything from eye-popping colors to crowns of penises. Also, Katya wants Franz to photograph her wake.To follow Franz Szony: @FranzSzonyTo follow Trixie: @TrixieMattelTo follow Katya: @Katya_ZamoTo listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices.

Dec 22, 2020 • 44:35

A Cooler Full of Curry with Amy Doan

A Cooler Full of Curry with Amy Doan

The ageless Amy “Shrinkle” Doan, founder of Sugarpill cosmetics, reminisces about starting an indie makeup line, blending business and passion, and unfortunate burrito incidents. With their cruelty-free line celebrating its 10 year anniversary, Amy reveals the struggles of being taken seriously in the business world and paying her dues.Support Sugarpill cosmetics https://sugarpill.com/To follow Amy Doan: @shrinkleTo follow Trixie: @TrixieMattelTo follow Katya: @Katya_ZamoTo listen to ou

Dec 15, 2020 • 51:47

A Pantsuit of Fur with Teddy Bear

A Pantsuit of Fur with Teddy Bear

Teddy Bear, "the hairiest dude in porn," drops by to chat about DIY adult content, embracing the fur, and how working in retail is kinda like escorting.He also reveals how Trixie almost got him evicted.To follow Teddy Bear: @MrTeddyBearGrrTo follow Trixie: @TrixieMattelTo follow Katya: @Katya_ZamoTo listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 8, 2020 • 55:32

The Nightmare Rock with Ashley Levy of The Blah Blah Blahs

The Nightmare Rock with Ashley Levy of The Blah Blah Blahs

Trixie and Katya are joined by Ashley Levy of The Blah Blah Blahs to discuss crystal-induced nightmares, making music for commercials, and the wonderful world of voice flavors. (FYI: Katya's voice is apparently a Triscuit) Check out more of The Blah Blah Blah's music: tinyurl.com/ListenToChampion To follow The Blah Blah Blahs: @theblahblahblahsmusic To follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel To follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad

Dec 1, 2020 • 53:56

A Dainty 6'2" with Bob the Drag Queen

A Dainty 6'2" with Bob the Drag Queen

Drag Race star Bob the Drag Queen joins Trixie and Katya, as they take a journey through presidential election drama, tales of fisting, and gross bathroom debacles. Bob also discusses polyamory dynamics, criticizes Trixie's Tik Tok, and laments Shirley Phelps' missed potential to be a gay icon.Check out more of Bob's work at https://www.bobthedragqueen.com/To follow Bob: @BobtheDragQueenTo follow Trixie: @TrixieMattelTo follow Katya: @Katya_ZamoTo listen to our podcast on YouTube: http:

Nov 24, 2020 • 57:23

The Lure of the Potent Dad Nut

The Lure of the Potent Dad Nut

From epic Midwestern Halloween tales to living room awards show presenters to the unparalleled magnetism of dads with kids, this episode is full of all the news you can use, including: Wisconsin is litty, there's no such thing as a Laffy Taffy soup kitchen, and sometimes nuts taste like old boot and clorofil. That's life in 2020. Deal with it. To follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel To follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choice

Nov 17, 2020 • 40:54

Gym Peacocking on Taco Tuesday with Jaida Essence Hall & Heidi N Closet

Gym Peacocking on Taco Tuesday with Jaida Essence Hall & Heidi N Closet

Straight from the 12th season of RuPaul's Drag Race, this week we welcome Jaida Essence Hall & Heidi N Closet to engage in thorough conversation about Gym Peacocking, Green Asses, Paul Ruth's Steakhouse, and Humps with Eyelashes. To follow Jaida: @JaidaEHall To follow Heidi: @HeidiNCloset To follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel To follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 10, 2020 • 1:06:01

Deceptively Old at Arby's with Wesley Woods

Deceptively Old at Arby's with Wesley Woods

Adult film star extraordinaire and producer Wesley Woods joins Trixie and Katya to talk about O.G. drag queens, bathroom sex, and letting the damn ghouls and goblins have their day. And through our continuing mission to properly educate our listeners, we finally answer the age-old question of: "Super Smooth or Super Hairy?". To follow Wesley: @TheWesleyWoods To follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel To follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TBATBYT Learn more about

Nov 3, 2020 • 1:01:18

Three Bald Men Deciding Who Looks More Like This Bald Man with David Silver

Three Bald Men Deciding Who Looks More Like This Bald Man with David Silver

Moving Parts filmmaker and producer, David Silver (aka Trixie's boyfriend) comes onto the show to talk about everything from what it was like to make a movie with Trixie, why they don't post about each other that often, and how he'd love to do a documentary about Amanda Lepore. Plus, Trixie, Katya, and David give their thoughts on throuples. Cut your unlimited wireless bill to 30 bucks a month at MintMobile.com/BALD For 50% off your first Care/of order, go to TakeCareOf.com and enter code b

Oct 27, 2020 • 50:33

"Dirty Ted and Steffanie" with Kim Chi

"Dirty Ted and Steffanie" with Kim Chi

Kim Chi joins Trixie and Katya to chat about how she built her own cosmetic empire, who she thinks is the best makeup artist queen, and what it was like performing with Trixie at early gigs at the Soho House. Plus, Katya and Kim Chi retell a story of how they were saved by a fan in a torrential downpour at Denny's.https://kimchichicbeauty.com/Go to GreenChef.com/bald80 and use code bald80 to get $80 off across 4 boxes including free shipping on your first box Learn more about your ad ch

Oct 20, 2020 • 53:42

“Home Grown, Home Blown” with Fena Barbitall

“Home Grown, Home Blown” with Fena Barbitall

Fena Barbitall joins Trixie and Katya to talk about her journey from doing drag at night and working at MAC Cosmetics during the day to creating her very own custom wigs. Fena and Katya share stories of doing drag together in Boston, plus the story of when baby Fena's love of Madonna outed her at camp.https://www.instagram.com/fenabarbitalltwitter.com/fenabarbitall  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 13, 2020 • 54:10

Nosferatu Vibes

Nosferatu Vibes

Welcome to The Bald and The Beautiful! Nothing's off-limits in this episode - from "neck down showers" to the question of "to wear makeup or not to wear makeup?" when you're out of drag. Trixie and Katya break down the debate between Inner Beauty vs. Self-Image, retell some makeup horror stories, and talk about how "ugliness is in the eye of the beholder." Plus, Katya's excited to finally tell some stories without being rudely interrupted. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcast

Oct 6, 2020 • 54:00

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo: Official Trailer

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo: Official Trailer

Coming October 6th! F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various faces of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all. Subscribe FOR FREE on Appl

Sep 21, 2020 • 1:14

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