Burn Your Passport with Nazeem Hussain

Burn Your Passport with Nazeem Hussain

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Travel broadens the mind. Naz disagrees. As a stand-up comedian he spends a lot of his life on the road and for him, travel sucks. Delays, terrible food, strange beds, hotel neighbours ‘getting to know each other’ are just some of the pitfalls that make him want to stay at home. Together with fellow stand-ups from Australia, and elsewhere, he’ll convince you on this ABC Radio Comedy podcast to burn your passport and stay the hell at home.

PRESENTS — Finding Drago

PRESENTS — Finding Drago

An all new investigative comedy podcast. Comedian Alexei Toliopoulos asks why the hell would anyone write an entire novel about the bad guy from Rocky IV? His best friend and fellow comedian Cameron James asks why the hell does Alexei care?

Dec 12, 2018 • 0:02

INTRODUCING — The Alice Fraser Trilogy

INTRODUCING — The Alice Fraser Trilogy

While Nazeem reluctantly resumes his travels, and you're looking for a new podcast, check out this new stand-up special from Alice Fraser.

Sep 14, 2018 • 0:01

Waleed Aly, Dane Baptiste, Abroad

Waleed Aly, Dane Baptiste, Abroad

Waleed Aly and Dane Baptiste from the UK help Naz bid farewell to season 3 with tales of being overseas.

Aug 8, 2018 • 29:16

Waleed Aly, Dane Baptiste, Abroad

Waleed Aly, Dane Baptiste, Abroad

Waleed Aly and Dane Baptiste from the UK help Naz bid farewell to season 3 with tales of being overseas.

Aug 8, 2018 • 0:29

Loyiso Gola, Craig Quartermaine, Where you from?

Loyiso Gola, Craig Quartermaine, Where you from?

Naz gets deep with Loyiso and Craig about the meaning of home when you travel around Australia and the world.

Aug 1, 2018 • 31:21

Loyiso Gola, Craig Quartermaine, Where you from?

Loyiso Gola, Craig Quartermaine, Where you from?

Naz gets deep with Loyiso and Craig about the meaning of home when you travel around Australia and the world.

Aug 1, 2018 • 0:31

Des Bishop, Nina Oyama, Foreign Language

Des Bishop, Nina Oyama, Foreign Language

This week it's all about learning Mandarin, Japanese and Tamil. Because sign language and shouting can only get you so far.

Jul 25, 2018 • 31:21

Des Bishop, Nina Oyama, Foreign Language

Des Bishop, Nina Oyama, Foreign Language

This week it's all about learning Mandarin, Japanese and Tamil. Because sign language and shouting can only get you so far.

Jul 25, 2018 • 0:31

Mark Watson, Danielle Walker, Danger

Mark Watson, Danielle Walker, Danger

What do you get when you cross gang warfare, dog boarding kennels and riding camels in Morocco? An episode all about danger abroad, that's what!

Jul 18, 2018 • 34:43

Mark Watson, Danielle Walker, Danger

Mark Watson, Danielle Walker, Danger

What do you get when you cross gang warfare, dog boarding kennels and riding camels in Morocco? An episode all about danger abroad, that's what!

Jul 18, 2018 • 0:34

Guy Montgomery, Nikki Britton, Sick

Guy Montgomery, Nikki Britton, Sick

This episode is siiiiick, literally, we've got broken legs, plane seat seizures and emergency dental works. Three good reasons never to travel.

Jul 11, 2018 • 32:37

Guy Montgomery, Nikki Britton, Sick

Guy Montgomery, Nikki Britton, Sick

This episode is siiiiick, literally, we've got broken legs, plane seat seizures and emergency dental works. Three good reasons never to travel.

Jul 11, 2018 • 0:32

Sean Patton, Sophie Willan, Mental Health

Sean Patton, Sophie Willan, Mental Health

This episode is all about mental health, flying grief-inducing long distance, learning to live with your anxiety and joining the Illuminati.

Jul 4, 2018 • 35:10

Sean Patton, Sophie Willan, Mental Health

Sean Patton, Sophie Willan, Mental Health

This episode is all about mental health, flying grief-inducing long distance, learning to live with your anxiety and joining the Illuminati.

Jul 4, 2018 • 0:35

Fern Brady, Mark Wilson, Drugs

Fern Brady, Mark Wilson, Drugs

Hard questions are asked like: How to get to sleep on planes, what really goes on in rock star tour buses and what to do if you're woken up by a sniffer dog.

Jun 27, 2018 • 32:17

Fern Brady, Mark Wilson, Drugs

Fern Brady, Mark Wilson, Drugs

Hard questions are asked like: How to get to sleep on planes, what really goes on in rock star tour buses and what to do if you're woken up by a sniffer dog.

Jun 27, 2018 • 0:32

Kyle Kinane, Kat Stewart, Parents

Kyle Kinane, Kat Stewart, Parents

Nothing says 'relax' more than being in a new, confined space in a foreign country with the people who love you no matter what. Right?!

Jun 20, 2018 • 33:22

Kyle Kinane, Kat Stewart, Parents

Kyle Kinane, Kat Stewart, Parents

Nothing says 'relax' more than being in a new, confined space in a foreign country with the people who love you no matter what. Right?!

Jun 20, 2018 • 0:33

Andy Zaltzman, Claire Hooper, Children

Andy Zaltzman, Claire Hooper, Children

A guide to travelling with young kids, the 'glamour' of being a sports blogger and how to deliver your own child.

Jun 13, 2018 • 32:13

Andy Zaltzman, Claire Hooper, Children

Andy Zaltzman, Claire Hooper, Children

A guide to travelling with young kids, the 'glamour' of being a sports blogger and how to deliver your own child.

Jun 13, 2018 • 0:32

Matt Okine, Ari Eldjarn, Air travel

Matt Okine, Ari Eldjarn, Air travel

We are back! For the third series! Matt Okine! The perils of Air BNB profiles! Ari Eldjarn! Working on a plane! Travel STILL sucks!

Jun 6, 2018 • 32:02

Matt Okine, Ari Eldjarn, Air travel

Matt Okine, Ari Eldjarn, Air travel

We are back! For the third series! Matt Okine! The perils of Air BNB profiles! Ari Eldjarn! Working on a plane! Travel STILL sucks!

Jun 6, 2018 • 0:32

Cal Wilson and Dashan

Cal Wilson and Dashan

Last ep for now! Austrians called Adolph! Arguments in Polish campsites! By numbers one of the biggest comedians in the world!

Jun 14, 2017 • 27:42

Cal Wilson and Dashan

Cal Wilson and Dashan

Last ep for now! Austrians called Adolph! Arguments in Polish campsites! By numbers one of the biggest comedians in the world!

Jun 14, 2017 • 0:27

Sam Pang and Susie Youssef

Sam Pang and Susie Youssef

Sipping garlic coke, starting fights in the UAE and leaving friends behind on European coach trips.

Jun 7, 2017 • 34:34

Sam Pang and Susie Youssef

Sam Pang and Susie Youssef

Sipping garlic coke, starting fights in the UAE and leaving friends behind on European coach trips.

Jun 7, 2017 • 0:34

Karl Chandler and Casey Donovan

Karl Chandler and Casey Donovan

The 2017 winner of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! Why business class sucks! One half of the Little Dum Dum Club! Thailand!

May 31, 2017 • 29:30

Karl Chandler and Casey Donovan

Karl Chandler and Casey Donovan

The 2017 winner of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! Why business class sucks! One half of the Little Dum Dum Club! Thailand!

May 31, 2017 • 0:29

Myf Warhurst and Steve Price

Myf Warhurst and Steve Price

Why right wing shock jock Steve Price slept in a drug dealer’s bed and why Eurovision presenter Myf Warhurst is careful with booze on flights.

May 24, 2017 • 24:45

Myf Warhurst and Steve Price

Myf Warhurst and Steve Price

Why right wing shock jock Steve Price slept in a drug dealer’s bed and why Eurovision presenter Myf Warhurst is careful with booze on flights.

May 24, 2017 • 0:24

Joel Creasy and Rose Matafeo

Joel Creasy and Rose Matafeo

Joel Creasy recounts the time he was chased out a town and Rose Matafeo chats about the museum of death in Thailand.

May 17, 2017 • 28:06

Joel Creasy and Rose Matafeo

Joel Creasy and Rose Matafeo

Joel Creasy recounts the time he was chased out a town and Rose Matafeo chats about the museum of death in Thailand.

May 17, 2017 • 0:28

Julia Morris and Stuart Goldsmith

Julia Morris and Stuart Goldsmith

The host of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! and the presenter of The Comedians' Comedian podcast tell Naz their bad travel stories.

May 9, 2017 • 30:54

Julia Morris and Stuart Goldsmith

Julia Morris and Stuart Goldsmith

The host of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! and the presenter of The Comedians' Comedian podcast tell Naz their bad travel stories.

May 9, 2017 • 0:30

Romesh Ranganathan and Nath Valvo

Romesh Ranganathan and Nath Valvo

Sex hotels! Chickens and swords! Flying fears! Travel sucks!

May 2, 2017 • 28:30

Romesh Ranganathan and Nath Valvo

Romesh Ranganathan and Nath Valvo

Sex hotels! Chickens and swords! Flying fears! Travel sucks!

May 2, 2017 • 0:28

Phill Jupitus and Alice Fraser

Phill Jupitus and Alice Fraser

Childhood tellings-off by the Burmese junta, the road of Death in Bolivia, what wrestlers eat when they fly and Isaac Newton’s actual tree all feature in some way in this episode.

Apr 26, 2017 • 29:06

Phill Jupitus and Alice Fraser

Phill Jupitus and Alice Fraser

Childhood tellings-off by the Burmese junta, the road of Death in Bolivia, what wrestlers eat when they fly and Isaac Newton’s actual tree all feature in some way in this episode.

Apr 26, 2017 • 0:29

Bill Nye and Nick Cody

Bill Nye and Nick Cody

Nick Cody plays the entitled plane passenger and Bill Nye the Science Guy!

Apr 18, 2017 • 29:15

Bill Nye and Nick Cody

Bill Nye and Nick Cody

Nick Cody plays the entitled plane passenger and Bill Nye the Science Guy!

Apr 18, 2017 • 0:29

Dane Swan and DeAnne Smith

Dane Swan and DeAnne Smith

iTunes best podcast of 2016 is back with Canadian comedian DeAnne Smith and Collingwood AFL legend Dane Swan.

Apr 11, 2017 • 25:00

Dane Swan and DeAnne Smith

Dane Swan and DeAnne Smith

iTunes best podcast of 2016 is back with Canadian comedian DeAnne Smith and Collingwood AFL legend Dane Swan.

Apr 11, 2017 • 0:25

INTRODUCING — Series two of Burn Your Passport

INTRODUCING — Series two of Burn Your Passport

The anti-travel podcast with Nazeem Hussain returns soon with jungle buddies Dane Swan, Casey Donovan, Julia Morris and Steve Price as well as UK stand up legend Phill Jupitus and US science guy Bill Nye.

Apr 4, 2017 • 1:06

INTRODUCING — Series two of Burn Your Passport

INTRODUCING — Series two of Burn Your Passport

The anti-travel podcast with Nazeem Hussain returns soon with jungle buddies Dane Swan, Casey Donovan, Julia Morris and Steve Price as well as UK stand up legend Phill Jupitus and US science guy Bill Nye.

Apr 4, 2017 • 0:01

The Veronicas' tour bus horror

The Veronicas' tour bus horror

Brisbane music duo The Veronicas relive moonwalking into a bus toilet that locked behind them. US comedian Alex Edelman defends New York and romantic meals at McDonalds. Ivan Aristeguieta sticks the boot into his homeland of Venezuela and former leader Hugo Chavez.

Jun 21, 2016 • 0:00

The Veronicas' tour bus horror

The Veronicas' tour bus horror

Brisbane music duo The Veronicas relive moonwalking into a bus toilet that locked behind them. US comedian Alex Edelman defends New York and romantic meals at McDonalds. Ivan Aristeguieta sticks the boot into his homeland of Venezuela and former leader Hugo Chavez.

Jun 21, 2016 • 0:00

Kidnapped in Bangkok and stares in Paris

Kidnapped in Bangkok and stares in Paris

Greg Fleet on the worst holiday ever and Irish legend Jason Byrne reveals the Scottish hotel no better than a prison cell.

Jun 14, 2016 • 0:00

Kidnapped in Bangkok and stares in Paris

Kidnapped in Bangkok and stares in Paris

Greg Fleet on the worst holiday ever and Irish legend Jason Byrne reveals the Scottish hotel no better than a prison cell.

Jun 14, 2016 • 0:00

Fear of stairs and theatre for folks stuck in queues

Fear of stairs and theatre for folks stuck in queues

Australian comedy legend Lehmo shares his terror of the second floor. Sara Pascoe on the weirdest parts of being a London tour guide.

Jun 7, 2016 • 0:00

Fear of stairs and theatre for folks stuck in queues

Fear of stairs and theatre for folks stuck in queues

Australian comedy legend Lehmo shares his terror of the second floor. Sara Pascoe on the weirdest parts of being a London tour guide.

Jun 7, 2016 • 0:00

Hamish Blake eats spiders

Hamish Blake eats spiders

Hamish relives his awful, creepy crawly travelling stories.

May 31, 2016 • 0:00

Hamish Blake eats spiders

Hamish Blake eats spiders

Hamish relives his awful, creepy crawly travelling stories.

May 31, 2016 • 0:00

The Two Stans

The Two Stans

Sami Shah lists 26 million reasons not to visit Pakistan.

May 24, 2016 • 0:00

The Two Stans

The Two Stans

Sami Shah lists 26 million reasons not to visit Pakistan.

May 24, 2016 • 0:00

Andy Zaltzman and Meshel Laurie

Andy Zaltzman and Meshel Laurie

Dodgy passports, haunted hotels, pushy hawkers and possibly the worst restaurant in the entire world.

May 17, 2016 • 0:00

Andy Zaltzman and Meshel Laurie

Andy Zaltzman and Meshel Laurie

Dodgy passports, haunted hotels, pushy hawkers and possibly the worst restaurant in the entire world.

May 17, 2016 • 0:00

Too many Americans in America

Too many Americans in America

Meeting white supremacists and why going on holiday to get crucified is not something you do twice.

May 10, 2016 • 0:00

Too many Americans in America

Too many Americans in America

Meeting white supremacists and why going on holiday to get crucified is not something you do twice.

May 10, 2016 • 0:00

Ethnic smackdown and tears in Thailand

Ethnic smackdown and tears in Thailand

Flatulent brothers, half-filled cocktails and the upside of dodging traffic jams in Egypt.

May 3, 2016 • 0:00

Ethnic smackdown and tears in Thailand

Ethnic smackdown and tears in Thailand

Flatulent brothers, half-filled cocktails and the upside of dodging traffic jams in Egypt.

May 3, 2016 • 0:00

Space Needles & Schling Le Ding

Space Needles & Schling Le Ding

David O’Doherty from Ireland and Becky Lucas from Brisbane stick the boot into travel, Nazeem’s sense of direction and airport Wi-Fi systems.

Apr 26, 2016 • 0:00

Space Needles & Schling Le Ding

Space Needles & Schling Le Ding

David O’Doherty from Ireland and Becky Lucas from Brisbane stick the boot into travel, Nazeem’s sense of direction and airport Wi-Fi systems.

Apr 26, 2016 • 0:00

Hotel bed germs and rude art

Hotel bed germs and rude art

You’ll never want to set foot in a hotel again.

Apr 19, 2016 • 0:00

Hotel bed germs and rude art

Hotel bed germs and rude art

You’ll never want to set foot in a hotel again.

Apr 19, 2016 • 0:00

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