Like Indiana Jones at the beginning of Raiders, here we are trying to escape a runaway Boll. Given $60 million and one heck of a cast, Uwe brings his unique eye to this adaptation of a moderately popular RPG, Dungeon Siege. Your favourite hairless and heirless duo journey through the realm of the Krug, the miscast, and oh so many repetitive fight scenes, on their quest to find good video game adaptations. Can Uwe deliver Lord of the Rings for half the price? Can the screen handle the sexiness of both Statham and Burt Reynolds? Was there any scenery left after Lillard and Liotta were done chewing? And can Ron Perlman talk a turnip out the ground?  Music: "Modern Attempt" by TrackTribeSupport the showFollow us on social media we may or may not use. Instagram: (@abaldopinion)Twitter: (@abaldopinion)Guðni: (@gudni_lindal)Neill: (@neillbert) Please consider supporting the show: Buy us a coffeeTheme song: "Modern Attempt" by TrackTribe