VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: harvhat, ChadF, cbrooklyn, piranesi, ericpp, marykateultra, Boolysteed, NetNed, Wiirdo, Lavish, fairvolty Intro/Outro: Aries Beats - Halloween Pipe Organ PLAY GAMES HYPERSPACEOUT SUNDAY 7PM EST Read The Great Unthinking GET FREE STICKERS Send a self-addressed envelope to PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever noticed a magic number. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever thought about giving up. TOP THREE 33 Fed charge 33 in massive Kensington drug bust (Metro Phildelphia) Tether unveils USAT stablecoin to boost US market presence (Reuters) South Carolina officials confirm eight new measles cases, total at 33 (ABC) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Authorities warn of candy containing THC ahead of Halloween (KVUE) Warren Police warn parents of THC, psilocybin Halloween candy (CBS) FDA awards first-ever national priority vouchers to nine sponsors (FDA) Supreme Court to weigh pot use, gun ownership (TIME) Father, medical cannabis advocate hung up on during Gov. Pillen's monthly phone call (KMTV) Jelly Roll explains Michigan pick College GameDay appearance (Outkick) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Motorhead'sHellraiser. Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin 'just doesn't cut it anymore': miners' pivot to AI sends stocks soaring (Yahoo) France proposes national Bitcoin Reserve, wants to buy 2% of Bitcoin supply (Bitcoin Magazine) France stuns Europe: lawmakers adopt Bitcoin, ban digital Euro (Trading View) Metaplanet launches $500M Bitcoin-backed stock buyback (Binance) FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING Most violent prison riot in US history left penitentiary 'haunted' in archival find (WLKY) Spanish thieves busted for stealing thousands of restaurant chairs (AP) Maryland woman arrested after using AI to prank husband with fake home intrusion (Not the Bee) Scottish girl fools family, boyfriend into believing she had a baby (Not the Baby) Baltimore student handcuffed after chips mistaken for gun by AI detection (CNN) Squirrel chase leaves husky stranded high up a tree (FOX) Without us, pumpkins may have gone extinct (Science) Kansas teacher turns classroom into spooky Halloween stage (Yahoo) St. Louis boys stop burglar at their favorite ice cream shop (FOX) Group in Halloween masks tries to break into home, threaten homeowners (FOX)