VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 402 Producers: cottongin, shredlordprime, ChadF, PermaNerd, harvhat, phifer, HeyCitizen, SirSeatSitter, Boolysteed, Budtender, ericpp Intro/Outro: Three Chain Links - Resetting the Grid HyperSpaceOut.com PO BOX 410154 KCMO 64141 FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever had to show I.D. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever drank a beer. TOP THREE 33 Oversight Committee releases Epstein records provided by the Department of Justice (House.gov) China's overall exports rise - even as shipments to US plunge 33% (New York Post) 33 hospitalized in Nyamira, Kenya after eating contaminated cow meat (YouTube K24TV) Chemicals in home tap water linked to a 33% increase in cancer rates (Earth.com) Mushroom killer Erin Patterson jailed for life, 33-year non-parole period (1News) Megan Boswell sentenced to life plus 33 years in the death of baby Evelyn Boswell (Knoxville News Sentinel) Natalia Rae dies at 33 while on vacation in Costa Rica (Yahoo) BEHIND THE CURTAIN How marijuana affects the brain (The Onion) Chicago City Council member blocks opening of dispo run by former cops (Chicago Tribune / archived) Massachusetts AG Campbell's office certifies initiative to recriminalize recreational weed sales (Mass.gov) Michigan judge dismisses possession charges against former school officials (Detroit Free Press) New Nebraska initiative to create constitutional right to use pot filed for 2026 ballot (Marijuana Moment) Roger Stone discusses rescheduling pot with Sean Spicer (YouTube / The Sean Spicer Show) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Brass Against's Ace of Spades. Follow along with his shenanigans @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON-CHAIN, OFF-CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Obituary: Todd Cochran (Podnews) Clark Moody Dashboard Face with plunging stock, Metaplanet announces 385M share offering to buy BTC (Cointelegraph) Nasdaq to invest $50M in Gemini (CNBC) KC Bitcoiners at The Bar in Mission, KS Thursday @ 6:30 pm KC Bitcoiners coffee will be back September 19 KC Bitcoiners karaoke night at Tanner's Bar and Grill September 19 FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Haunted doll handler's cause of death revealed: cardiac event (FOX) 'Legend Dairy' man shares ice cream with Colorado hikers (The Associated Press) Man fishing with grandson uncovers mystery wreckage in mud flats, archeologists investigating (FOX) Experts unveil 'miraculous' Egyptian artifact hidden away for over a century (FOX) Deputies find man living in crawl space at Oregon complex (FOX) Man's lost wallet returned after 51 years (Not the Bee) Woman discovers her Italian vacation rental was her father's childhood home (Not the Bee) Boomer stops teen thief in Florida (Not the Bee) Doorbell prankster tormenting German apartment residents turns out to be a slug (The Guardian) Man arrested after driving childsize pink Barbie Jeep through Prince George, B.C. (CBC)