“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Health: Beer before liquor? Busting 6 popular myths about hangovers Cancer warning labels on alcohol? It's not that simple. Gavin Newsom takes aim at ultraprocessed foods in executive order Study Finds First Evidence That Heart Muscles Can Regenerate Boy Is Handed Football by NFL Star Pat Surtain, Security Guard Made Sure He Got it Despite Rules Happiness: Boy Given 1% Chance of Survival Walks 5k for Hospital That Saved Him–After Air Rifle Shot to the Head as Baby New Years Coloring 2 Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam: Higher Consciousness: FDA Warns CBD Tampon Company Over Allegedly ‘Misbranded’ And ‘Adulterated’ Products Kentuckians will have to choose between gun ownership and medical marijuana. What we know Back of the Napkin: You can love or hate AI, but it’s killed crappy 8GB versions of pricey PCs and Macs Apple offers to settle 'snooping Siri' lawsuit for an utterly incredible $95M The Junk Drawer: DC Scrambles To Remove 'City Ads' Calling Trump Supporters 'Trash' Almost the entire US South is now being blocked by Pornhub Last Call: Hertz continues EV purge, asks renters if they want to buy instead of return Linda Lavin, 'Alice' Star and Tony Winner, Dies at 87: 'A Beautiful Soul' Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix or PhoneBoy Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: A Podcasting 2.0 compliant app that can send Satoshis! Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash)