Episode 288. Kyle's parents bought him a shirt with a dozen different tags on it. He's going to cut them off now, but let the video feed prove that it did happen. We discuss new movies in the "20th century tragedies" genre, including Nickel Boys, September 5, and The Brutalist, balanced out with the breezy comedy One of Them Days and bizarre art film The Timekeepers of Eternity. We look to the future, trying to predict our respective mid-life crises, and planning the rest of the year of Captain's Log episodes. Ideas include: baking a cake, baking a Star Wars, actors who should play Santa Claus, and maybe touching the Gateway Arch.Click here to watch a video of this episode. (00:00) - Intro (00:04) - Mid-life crisis (06:28) - Neighborhood watch update (11:41) - A million tags (16:53) - An unimportant news update (18:59) - Cinema Corner (47:45) - Housekeeping (52:52) - Planarama (01:09:02) - Melissa's Oscar nominations highlights (01:26:27) - Outro ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★