VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to our executive producers, CW and Justice of Two Js in a Pod. Bowl after Bowl is a value-for-value podcast, meaning every episode is published to the worldwide web free of charge for your enjoyment. All we ask is that you don't be a mooch and send us some value if you enjoy what you're hearing! There are lots of ways to contribute value. Click here to go to our Donate page where you can send cuckbucks to our PayPal or stream us satoshis in our Sphinx Tribe. If you want to make some episode art, jingles, or clip some ISOs, send them over to spencer@bowlafterbowl.com and if you find any 33 news stories or hits for the lanes, email them to laurien@bowlafterbowl.com. TOP THREE 33 33 dogs, 15 chickens, one pony seized in cruelty case 33 Florida lawmakers ask DeSantis to apply for federal benefits to help feed children 33-year-old Worcester man accused of stabbing victim in the face CAN'T STOP COOFING 33 deaths Pennsylvania 33 new cases New Zealand, 33 students in quarantine Appleton, Wisconsin Cases down 33% in Madison County, Illinois BEHIND THE CURTAIN Illinois to conduct an extra lottery to give six applicants an opportunity to operate cannabis retail stores after they were wrongly denied fair chances to win earlier Missouri voters might see two recreational measures in 2022 Nebraska activists submitted two complementary medical initiatives designed to get around the single-subject challenge Detroit voters will decide whether or not to decriminalize psychedelics in November California Department of Cannabis Control released a 197-page draft of new industry regulations In California, the governor is expected to sign Senate Bill 311 (Ryan's Law), Senate Bill 73, and Assembly Bill 45 South Dakota Supreme Court expanded professional conduct rules so lawyers can advise clients about weed last Tokin' Tuesday and today, lawmakers rejected a handful of rule proposals governing medical marijuana from Noem's administration but approved the bulk of the program. Montana loosened proposed advertising rules, and the amendments are open to public comment until September 20, 2021. New Mexico opened up to accept producer licenses for the first time in six years, but didn't let anyone know except for one guy who got a legendary license. The New York State Fair is considering changing its smoking policies after weed became "an issue" this year. Connecticut's recreational sales start date likely to be delayed until end of next year Igor Fruman admitted to soliciting cannabiz-related donations in court Delaware Supreme Court ruled the smell of marijuana in a vehicle does not establish probable cause On September 22, the Oregon Liquor and Cannabis Commission Advisory Committee Meeting will discuss violation reclassification Italian activists are collecting signatures for a referendum to decriminalize marijuana The first medical cannabis prescription was issued in South Africa METAL MOMENT The Rev Cyber Trucker takes us down under for some Aussie metal during tonight's Metal Moment with An Irish Pub Song by The Rumjacks Vote in The Rev's poll to help him figure out where to travel next week! FIRST TIME I EVER Bowlers called in to discuss this week's #FTIE, the first time they ever drank on a boat (or float trip). Next week, we want to hear from YOU about the first time YOU ever lost a tooth. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING. Missouri woman finds urn necklace in Blue Springs Walmart parking lot Researchers in Germany and New Zealand are working to potty train cows Maryland man who calls himself King Claw said a store clerk's accidental button push led him to buy a $30 scratcher which was worth $100,000 Man placed a couch on his back deck, bears come and sit on it every night A cat dangling from the upper deck at Hard Rock Stadium during a Miami Hurricanes game was rescued by a couple that used the American flag they brought to catch it like a net A power outage disrupting half of NYC's subway system for several hours on August 29th was caused by someone "accidentally" pressing the Emergency Power Off button Police reunited Illinois State Fair visitor with lost dentures A gecko stowed away for a 4,000 mile journey from Barbados to Rotherham, England in a woman's bra A Minnesota man got approval to run the first ever hemp maze this fall to educate families After failing to auction it off with a starting bid of $130k, Mexico is giving away El Chapo's safehouse in a lottery