"I'm not regular Eurovision, I'm cool Eurovision" In this episode we discuss the Junior Eurovision Song Contest 2014, and enjoy "all the highs and awkward lows of a normal Eurovision" but smaller! Kris discovers he doesn't enjoy being a newbie and he lets rip how he really feels about dance, and we find a massive plot hole in the Eurovision movie How to pronounce timbre  Gaia Cauchi's X Factor audition  Sweet Sense's X Factor audition  Here comes Robbie Williams to ruin Christmas 2020  Loreen - Ephoria  Dido - White Flag  I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom The Island of Sark