#815. We’ve got the always unfiltered, always outrageous Ari Shaffir in the studio, and trust us—this one goes off the rails. From his unhinged post-date texts to his brutally honest take on bachelorette parties, Ari does not hold back! He also shares the time a girl got sick mid-hookup (in his rental car, no less) and breaks down the proper way to tell someone you gave them an STD—because apparently, there’s etiquette for that? Oh, and his most shocking confession? Let’s just say it literally became a neighborhood crime. Buckle up, because this episode is chaos in the best way!! If you’re LOVING this podcast, please follow and leave a rating and review below! PLUS, FOLLOW OUR PODCAST INSTAGRAM HERE! Thank you to our Sponsors! Check out these deals! Quince: Give yourself the luxury you deserve with Quince! Go to Quince.com/vine for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Wayfair: Give your home the refresh it needs with Wayfair. Head to Wayfair.com. Wayfair. Every style. Every Home. Bellesa: FREE TOYS OR GIFT CARDS FOR TOYS! Everyone who signs up to my giveaway with Bellesa wins something! Go to: https://www.bboutique.co/vibe/offthevine-podcast Spade & Sparrows: Use code OFFTHEVINE to receive 15% off your first order at www.spadeandsparrows.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.