“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Health: 'Ozempic Babies': How Weight Loss Drugs Can Interfere with Birth Control and Boost Fertility $935 Diabetes Jab Can Be Made For Less Than $5, Study Suggests We wouldn't have Ozempic without Gila monsters — their hunger-regulating venom inspired weight-loss drugs A decade of aphantasia research: What we've learned about people who can't visualize Happiness: Dog Named Hero Saves Owner’s Life for Days, Fighting Off Cold and Coyotes and Getting Help Tales from Rideshare/Toast and Jam: The Pursuit of a Higher Consciousness: Germany Approves Cannabis Reform Plan: Possession Legal April 1 Proposed Tennessee Rules Seek To Close Hemp THCA Loophole Kamala Harris To Host White House Weed Policy Reform Summit With Fat Joe Back of the Napkin: Apps secretly turning devices into proxy network nodes removed from Google Play TheMoon malware infects 6,000 ASUS routers in 72 hours for proxy service Here’s our first look at Apple’s in-the-box iPhone updating machine What we know about the xz Utils backdoor that almost infected the world The Junk Drawer Immunity Rejected For Tennessee Deputy Who Turned A Traffic Stop Into An Impromptu Baptism Dishonorable Mentions: Tennessee Senate Votes To Ban Chemtrails Because What Even The Fuck Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! Wiirdo We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix or PhoneBoy Follow Pheonix and PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: A Podcasting 2.0 compliant app that can send Satoshis! Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash)