How do you end a war that hasn't started yet? Join us for yet another crime, a phenomenal burger, and a separation. Transcripts can be found at: https://gastronaut-pod.neocities.org/transcripts Support the show at: https://www.patreon.com/aaronkling Gastronaut is written by Aaron Kling, produced and voice acted by Aaron Kling, with script editing and vocal direction by Bernie Jean Schiebeling. "Babylon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/