This week on Comedy's Top Dog, would you rather watch Jack and Jill, Uncut Gems, or just have me punch you in the face? Vote at www.instagram.com/dailycomedynewsHalf-Ass Jerry Seinfeld Impression makes several appearances today. Walter Masterson has been feeding teh birds in front of Fox News.The Friends reunion has a date, and will feature appearances by David Beckham, Justin Bieber, BTS, James Corden, Cindy Crawford, Cara Delevingne, Lady Gaga, Elliott Gould, Kit Harington, Larry Hankin, Mindy Kaling, Thomas Lennon, Christina Pickles, Tom Selleck, James Michael Tyler, Maggie Wheeler, Reese Witherspoon and Malala Yousafzai which is all great for SEO but makes for stupid television. BTS, really? Why is Patton Oswalt in Syracuse? It's a mystery!www.buymeacoffee.com/dailycomedynewsThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4522158/advertisement