Episode 30. This week with more bestiality! Wait… WHAT?? Yeah. Anyways, Melissa is super excited for the upcoming Artemis Fowl movie, but has Artemis Fowl missed its chance in the spotlight? And how in the world does a cow (or a steer) become more successful than us? Life isn't fair. All that and more on The Captain's Log! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★