In Episode 117 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man learns you can’t trust a jailhouse hitman to feed your victim to the gators, Florida Woman gets a surprise gift at a baby shower, Florida Woman is going to have a baby shower with her 4 boyfriends, and Florida Man will fall for anything, but especially the cops.Promotions:Subscribe to Joel's new show: The Daily Dog Podcasthttps://link.chtbl.com/DailyDogThis Episode's Florida Men and Women:• Tory Ojeda• Jessie Webb• Patrick Shurod Campbell• Pedro Rodriguez• Gary Bangstad• Not Evel KneivelNews Sources:Florida Man Takes Out AK47 Wielding Robberhttps://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/11/25/miami-man-kills-ak-47-wielding-robber/Florida Woman Bought A Baby Bouncer from Goodwill, But Something Else Was In The Boxhttps://wqad.com/2019/12/06/woman-says-she-found-loaded-rifle-in-baby-bouncer-from-florida-goodwill/Polyamorous Florida Woman with Four Boyfriends is Pregnanthttps://nypost.com/2019/12/06/polyamorous-florida-woman-with-4-boyfriends-is-pregnant/Florida Man Stole Golf Cart Because People Were Eating His Brainshttps://www.wftv.com/news/local/man-says-someone-is-eating-his-brains-rips-up-golf-courses-in-wild-chase-lady-lake-police-say/919693076/A Florida Man Who Bit His Dog To ‘Establish Dominance‘ Over The Animal Avoids Jail Timehttps://dentondaily.com/a-florida-man-who-bit-his-dog-to-establish-dominance-over-the-animal-avoids-jail-time/Florida Man Falls From Roof During Robberyhttps://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article237992724.htmlFlorida Man Attempted to Hire an Inmate to Kill Four People and Feed Them to Pigs or Alligatorshttps://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-offered-inmate-money-car-kill-four-people-feed-pigs-alligators-police-say-1475871Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Launches Car into Dealershiphttps://www.valleynewslive.com/content/news/Dizzy-Florida-man-launches-car-into-dealership-deputies-say-565829681.htmlAll The Social Thingys:Leave a Voicemail1 (567) 432-9674Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPodFlorida Men on YouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZgFlorida Men on Twitterhttps://twitter.com/FloridaMenPodFlorida Men on Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/Florida Men on Instagramhttp://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/Florida Men Storehttps://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/Join Florida Men on Patreonhttp://patreon.com/FloridaMenFlorida Men Tip Jarhttp://paypal.me/floridamenFlorida Men Wish Listhttps://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazonGet on the Florida Men mailing listhttps://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-menFlorida Men Podcast Websitehttp://floridamenpodcast.com/The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.© 2019 Shady Side Media. All Rights Reserved.