Episode 263. We welcome the new year with a complete discussion on our entertainment experiences in 2023, including Kyle's watch time stats and number of comics read, and Melissa's extensive movie Top 10 lists and playlist of favorite YouTube videos of the year. Kyle searches for a missing book and Melissa watches the surprisingly horny and bloody Perry Mason. We also try to teach our parents about wholesome old internet memes and router myths.Click here to watch a video of this episode. (00:00) - Intro (00:04) - A few changes coming to The Captain's Log (01:41) - Our holiday breaks (04:44) - Melissa and Kyle's Cinema Corner (25:44) - How many hours did Kyle waste watching TV in 2023 (29:29) - Perry Mason is not for Mom (36:25) - Housekeeping (40:51) - The I like Turtles vid still hits (42:16) - Melissa's top tens (58:20) - Do you wrap your router in tin foil? (01:04:07) - Meet your new brother (01:06:50) - The case of the disappearing book (01:11:06) - Marvel and Tetris (01:17:19) - Outro ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★