What happens when you combine five beers, zero budget, and two podcast hosts who legally shouldn’t be left unsupervised? You get Fast Five #29 — a wild ride of beer-inspired movie pitches you’ll either love… or deeply regret voting for.This week’s cinematic disasters include: •Giggle Water — A mockumentary where CEOs accidentally save the world after drinking LSD-laced water during a charity 5K. •Vortex Hands — The worst superhero name ever. The best punching power known to man. •SCIENCE! — Aliens gave humans the gift of science… and they’re really starting to regret it. •Glitter and Doom — A 10-year-old dance troupe accidentally summons a demon — and has to dance-battle it back to hell.Plus: We’re sipping Lightning Drops from Resident Culture Brewing (Charlotte, NC) — an absolute hazy IPA banger.⚠️ VOTE FAST — We’re recording the next episode one day after this drops — so get to Instagram and vote in the poll before it’s too late.Poll Choices: • Giggle Water • Vortex Hands • SCIENCE! • Glitter and DoomWant Hound on the Loose to survive from the vault? DM us your pick — it counts.Follow us on socials so we can keep dodging ad reads for meat-scented dog toothbrushes and psychic vitamins for cats:Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/Website → https://beermethatmovie.com/Leave us a voicemail → https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie#BeerMeThatMovie #FastFive #MoviePodcast #CraftBeerPodcast #ResidentCulture #LightningDrops #HazyIPA #ComedyPodcast #IndiePodcasters00:00 - Intro02:10 - Recap: Couch Time12:10 - BOTW: Lightning Drops from Resident Culture16:27 - Beer #1 - Giggle Water26:25 - Beer #2 - Vortex Hands33:27 - Beer #3 - SCIENCE!41:01 - Beer #4 - Glitter and Doom47:50 - Beer #5 - Hound on the Loose
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Some beers deserve a toast. Others deserve a full-blown feature film. Welcome to Beer Me That Movie, the podcast where hosts Jon and Harrison crack open wild beer names and brew them into even wilder movie pitches.
Every week, we take a beer (or five), let our imaginations run drunk, and craft the most absurd, over-the-top, and occasionally Oscar-worthy cinematic concepts you’ve ever heard. From action-packed blockbusters to horror-fueled fever dreams and rom-coms with more foam than substance—nothing is off-limits.