From our first in-studio special guest (Aislynn’s son in a surprise sit-down) to a story one of us never talks about, we cover it all in this week’s episode including our most popular Facebook post ever, Yuxi Jiang Bing Gua Squash, seed catalogs (Aislynn’s porn), getting your downtown healthy, loving hotel bars, Republic of Texas Bar and Grill, dirty martinis, vanishing suitors, escargot, tuna tartare, Lime-ing all the way home, pedestrian safety, quick trips to San Antonio, smashed potatoes, being a basic breakfast bitch, Yellowbird sauces, being condiment people, getting dirt under your fingernails, hidden habaneros and the delicious sauce they make, burning balls, the balance of freak and geek, a late night hold-up, a lawnmower accident, fear of failure, living up to expectations and Texas A&M football commentary. Whew! That’s a big episode This week's Table Topics question: What’s the scariest thing that’s ever happened to you?