This week, we hear two tales of people placed in the uncomfortable position of being asked to choose, but how different are the options? Who is served by dramatic, romantic overtures and are they ever okay? And what happens when we're ill-prepared to talk about Golden Retrievers? We're putting that junk in this box. Support Of Horse to get bonus episodes and more! Conrad: @ConradZimmerman Elodie: @ChemyWords Jake: @AtSymbolJake Some stuff we talked about: Zack Morris is Trash TV Tropes: Two-Timer Date