Episode 257. Your ghost hosts Million Dollar Grape and A Single Hot Dog are here for another Halloween special retelling Captain's Log anecdotes as spooky stories. Curse that fool Bob Chili and listen to our tales of monster truck invasions, corn blindness, human cocktails, a skeleton that grows faster than your skin, doing a Bloody Mary in a mirror but instead you summon a college kid who keeps pestering you with facts about Columbo, and the once and future Luigi. 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:04 - Welcome and banter 00:01:36 - Costume reveal! 00:04:56 - Fright fest and Killers of the Flower Moon 00:12:59 - Let the Halloween antics begin 00:15:09 - An infestation of Kevin's 00:19:20 - When the dirt come to your town 00:23:41 - Weird constellations 00:26:58 - Kernals Eternal 00:30:06 - Why they really don't want you to watch Goncherov 00:32:15 - Obmuloc 00:35:30 - Liev Schreiber, the lie 00:39:37 - The 51st State 00:43:09 - Housekeeping 00:49:43 - Mario Human Hands 00:53:25 - The Human 8-Ball 00:56:58 - If Mountain Dew was a man, would you drink him? 00:58:40 - Take sports… add fire 01:01:49 - The giant gum wad 01:04:22 - This cocktail is ME 01:07:35 - I was Luigi all along 01:11:21 - Skeleton Grew 01:14:30 - Adding more Sterling McRib Lore 01:18:25 - Outro The Whatnauts Captain’s Log is a weekly podcast where we talk about some of the latest pop culture news, share stories from our daily lives, play games, or whatever else we can think of. Check out our other podcasts here, or wherever you get your podcasts. If video is more your thing, then check our YouTube channel. And if you like what we do, support us on Patreon to unlock early access to most of our podcasts as well as exclusive episodes and more. You can find us on Twitter and we would love to have you join us on our Discord server as well.