THE RETURN OF RUPHIO PHEONIX! Our favorite #Goon Ruphio disappeared from the internet over a year ago thanks to my bullying. I feel terrible, and want to make it up to him. We found Ruphio in the wilds of the internet, getting dragged by clam-brains in an "Incel Spotting" Facebook group. Well I don't think Ruphio is an incel. I believe he is simply what is referred to as a "Mall Ninja," which is sort of a Dungeons And Dragons variety of Tacticool. Imagine a guy in a wizard's robe but with an impractical shark-shaped, arm-mounted sword, and probably a fanny pack. Sure, there's a lot of crossover there, but with the help of my friend, the Incel King, Egg White, I will prove Ruphio Pheonix has gotten laid. PLUS: Ruphio himself gives his opinions on the gender spectrum and pedophiles, and Bryn Berg returns to deliver the most PHAMOUS Pheonix speech of all time. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/taoW3eQg-Nw RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful GET BONUS CONTENT! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! http://podawful.pizza FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/OnlineRetard SUBSCRIBE TO MY BACKUP CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/podawful2 FOLLOW ME ON DLIVE: https://dlive.tv/PodAwful GET UPDATES ON FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/podawful/ Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com