It's not gay, but it's for the gays, you know? Three fabulously witchy sisters can only come back when the blackflame candle is lit by a virgin. Thankfully, Salem, Mass. is chock-a-block with orgies. There's the high class masked Victorian one at Allison's house that she's escaping. Then there's the general town one at the dance where groovin all night long is not a problem for the parents of Salem. Who hired this rock band for the small town sockhop anyway?Sit back and get ready to chant amuck amuck amuck with us! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★Take our listener survey: http://bit.ly/progressivelyhorrified-surveySign up to support Progressively Horrified on Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get bonus episodes! https://www.patreon.com/c/progressivelyhorrified Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.