VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: SircussMedia, harvhat, ChadF, Boolysteed, makeheroism, piranesi, Oystein Berge GET FREE STICKERS Send a self-addressed envelope to PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 The Year o the Fire Horse is back-for the first time in 60 years (National Geographic) Intro/Outro: Badass Wolf Shirt - Everything Will Be Just Fire / Waves FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever licked something off of someone else. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever purged. TOP THREE 33 Tom Homan says ICE has located 3,300 missing children in Minnesota (Alpha News / Twitter) Wounded protestor missing for 33 day shot dead in custody, source says (Iran International) Ukraine's investigation grows deadlier for civilians: harm per strike up 33% despite global decline in explosive violence (AOAV) Man charged with 33 sexual offenses in London (BBC / archived) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Trump pardons 5 ex-NFL players for crimes including drug trafficking (CBS) Federal judge dismisses New Mexico cannabusinesses' lawsit challenging Customs and Border Patrol seizures of state-legal products (Marijuana Moment) Colorado Springs is using weed revenue to fund a firefighter training academy (KRDO) Smart & Safe Florida asks Supreme Court to restore 71,000 signatures state officials tossed (Florida.gov) Chicago mayor vetoes hemp product ban (Chicago Sun Times) New York Gov. Kathy Hochul signs bills fixing pot business zoning issue that threatened closure of more than 150 dispensaries (NY Assembly) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Arch Enemy's The World is Yours. Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at [email protected] ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin price will fall to $10,000 as crypto 'bubble is imploding,' warns Bloomberg analyst (DLNews) Strategy's Bitcoin buying accelerates as $48 billion BTC stash sits underwater (Yahoo Finance) Bithumb lists Lighter (LIT) with KRW pair at 2,383 KRW reference price (Crypto Economy) Nancy Guthrie: new Bitcoin demand to ID kidnapper (TMZ) New money demand for identity of kidnapper (TMZ) TMZ receives 4th email demanding money (TMZ) Coinbase CEO addresses ETF 'paper Bitcoin' claims (Bitcoin Magazine) FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING Beloved roller coaster is permanently shutting down after 33 years (People) 33-year-old Ohio man killed shielding 12-year-old girl after they were both struck, run over by train (WTVM) Illinois family's 33-year-old cockatiel is the oldest in the world (Guinness World Records) Rescue group attempting to catch toucan on the loose in Las Vegas (FOX / YouTube) Third endangered giraffe born at Kansas City zoo in four months (KC Zoo Facebook) Serial underwear thief at New Zealand school identified as cat (Stuff) Australian couple hit with $4,000 fine because thief who stole their car was caught not wearing a seatbelt (Road and Track) Italy's famous Lovers' Arch collapses into the sea on Valentine's Day (The Guardian / archived) Winter Olympics runs out of condoms after athletes used 10,000 in three days (NBC) D.C. spills 250 million gallons of raw sewage into the Potomac in the past month (WTOP)