Ninjas vs. Podcast

Ninjas vs. Podcast

Tyler Crumrine, Jordan Zimmerman, and Kevin Gaul

Once a week Tyler, Jordan, and Kevin answer that old chestnut, "Which is better, x or y?" Also a chestnut appreciation podcast. Match-ups can be emailed to ninjasvspodcast@gmail.com or tweeted with the #nvp hashtag.

Episode 171: Jordan Got Married

Episode 171: Jordan Got Married

A year ago Jordan got married. A year later Tyler finally edited an episode we recorded right before the ceremony. Kevin & Adam were also there. Enjoy.

Oct 20, 2021 • 1:11:30

Episode 170: Fun Fact About the Boys

Episode 170: Fun Fact About the Boys

This week’s contenders: Ghost life vs. Reincarnation, Muss vs. Fuss, Bad beer vs. Bad liquor, Fast travel vs. Bag of holding.

Oct 14, 2018 • 1:18:07

Episode 168: Leather Daddies

Episode 168: Leather Daddies

This week’s contenders: Cooking vs. Bartending, SPAM Slam vs. Ham Scam, Punk Rock Uncle Sam vs. Goth Santa, Suffering slings and arrows vs. Taking arms against them.

Oct 3, 2016 • 1:05:32

Episode 167: Oops All Tanks

Episode 167: Oops All Tanks

This week’s contenders: Zorro vs. Batman, Robot Wars vs. Junkyard Wars, No woman, no cry vs. No shirt, no shoes, no service, Shredded but weak vs. Fat but strong.

May 21, 2016 • 1:10:00

Episode 166: Beakman’s World

Episode 166: Beakman’s World

This week’s contenders: A-Team vs. MacGyver,  “Batman vs. Superman” vs. “Freddy vs. Jason,” Sunny day vs. Rainy day, Obama vs. Mitt Romney.

Apr 25, 2016 • 56:07

Episode 165: Kevin Said Some Stupid Stuff And Ate A Chip

Episode 165: Kevin Said Some Stupid Stuff And Ate A Chip

This week’s contenders: Hippies vs. Frat Bros, Gyroscopes vs. Gyros, Killing Hitler vs. Winning the lottery, John Cena vs. Danny DeVito.

Apr 9, 2016 • 57:28

Episode 164: Watermelons, Right?

Episode 164: Watermelons, Right?

This week’s contenders: Fairy Boat vs. Ferry Godmother, Get up vs. Get down, Rock Lobster vs. Lobstrosity, Bebop vs. Rocksteady.

Mar 17, 2016 • 50:00

Episode 163: Everybody Loves Rey Mond

Episode 163: Everybody Loves Rey Mond

This week’s contenders: Dark Vader vs. Kylo Ren, Pizza chain vs. Donut chain, Gargoyles vs. Street Sharks, Fast vs. Furious.

Feb 25, 2016 • 50:24

Episode 162: Greek Odds

Episode 162: Greek Odds

This week’s contenders: Broncos vs. Panthers, Greece vs. Grease, Nancy Sinatra vs. Nancy Reagan, Powerball vs. Belle of the Ball.

Feb 6, 2016 • 1:05:33

Episode 161: The Scottish Podcast

Episode 161: The Scottish Podcast

This week’s contenders: Close proximity relationship vs. Separate time zones, Stinkbugs vs. Ladybugs, Crumbs vs. Rinds, Be a dragon vs. Have a dragon.

Jan 24, 2016 • 1:05:29

Episode 160: Space Away

Episode 160: Space Away

This week’s contenders: Island vs. Deep Space, Surfer vs. Lawyer, Spanish Flea vs. Girl from Ipanema, Axe vs. Multiple collars popped.

Jan 7, 2016 • 1:00:08

Episode 159: Giuliani Ate a Pizza Once

Episode 159: Giuliani Ate a Pizza Once

This week’s contenders: Christmas dinner vs. Christmas cookies, Sleigh rides vs. Open fire, Make it rain vs. Let it snow, Tim Allen vs. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Dec 24, 2015 • 1:09:12

Episode 158: Goethe’s Yurte

Episode 158: Goethe’s Yurte

This week’s contenders: 8 crazy nights vs. 8 relaxed evenings, No birthday presents vs. No holiday presents, Litterbug vs. Jitterbug, Mickey Mouse vs. Goethe’s house.

Dec 10, 2015 • 1:09:19

Episode 157: America’s Got Drake

Episode 157: America’s Got Drake

This week’s contenders: Hotline Bling vs. Whip / Nae Nae, Fallout Shelter vs. Fallout Boy, Warm toilet seat vs. Cold toilet seat, Golden Girls vs. Gilmore Girls.

Dec 3, 2015 • 1:02:35

Episode 156: Hella Beans

Episode 156: Hella Beans

This week’s contenders: Opening up a can of worms vs. Spilling the beans, Jack Skellington vs. Jack Frost, Slytherin vs. Lannister.

Nov 3, 2015 • 1:03:10

Episode 155: Fleekin’

Episode 155: Fleekin’

This week’s contenders: Pineapples vs. Pinewood derbies, Pizza rat vs. Duck army, Magic unibrow vs. Accordions for legs, Elevator vs. Ramen.

Oct 13, 2015 • 1:00:48

Episode 154: Ranch Hands

Episode 154: Ranch Hands

This week’s contenders: Prince vs. Queen, Chicken fingers vs. Ranch hands, Sully vs. Donkey, Theme Park vs. Adventure Cruise vs. Safari.

Oct 5, 2015 • 1:01:26

Episode 153: Uncle Comedy

Episode 153: Uncle Comedy

This week’s contenders: Adult Kickball vs. Kid MMA, St. Vincent vs. Sufjan Stevens, Bulletproof vs. Immune to disease, Vindication vs. Vin Diesel

Sep 28, 2015 • 1:09:18

Episode 152: Cena Round Town

Episode 152: Cena Round Town

This week’s contenders: 100% JOHN CENA. Camping trip gone wrong vs. Book club, Road rage vs. Express checkout, Pumping up vs. Comforting, John vs. Jesse.

Sep 16, 2015 • 1:02:28

Episode 151: Thank You John Cena

Episode 151: Thank You John Cena

This week’s contenders: IKEA vs. Meatballs, Snape Hair vs. Dr. Emmett Brown Hair, Eating Sand vs. Anime Swords, Island Time vs. A New York Minute.

Aug 20, 2015 • 1:01:07

Episode 150: Deez Nups

Episode 150: Deez Nups

This week’s contenders: Wedding Owl vs. Wedding Snake, Bridesmen vs. Groomsmaids, iTunes vs. DJ, First Dance vs. Last Dance.

Jul 17, 2015 • 1:13:48

Episode 149: Dude Ads

Episode 149: Dude Ads

This week’s contenders: Crosswords vs. Sudoku, Flim-flams vs. Doo-dads, Slam vs. Jam, Bill Nye vs. Mr. Rogers.

Jul 3, 2015 • 56:52

Episode 148: Conditional Love

Episode 148: Conditional Love

This week’s contenders: Rich & Ugly vs. Poor & Handsome, Wet Socks vs. Never Shampooing, Clichés vs. Lyrics from Disney songs, Giant hornets vs. Great white.

Jun 18, 2015 • 1:03:06

Episode 147: Radical Honesty

Episode 147: Radical Honesty

This week’s contenders: Telling all truths vs. All lies, Minstrel vs. Butler, Being a man-child vs. Unrecognizable, Circus vs. Carnival.

May 29, 2015 • 1:06:02

Episode 146: Ghost in the Michelle

Episode 146: Ghost in the Michelle

This week’s contenders: Nowhere man in a nowhere land vs. Barbie girl in a Barbie world, Bad Robots vs. Mutant Enemies, Longboard Barkley vs. Bucket Shaq, Teens vs. Corrupt politicians, Barack vs. The Rock.

May 16, 2015 • 55:45

Episode 145: BoatPics.gov

Episode 145: BoatPics.gov

This week’s contenders: Beer vs. Poetry, Always pooping when you pee vs. Throwing up instead of going to the bathroom, Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter vs. Terence Fletcher from Whiplash, Being Kardashian famous vs. Being the head of your own cult.

Apr 24, 2015 • 58:26

Episode 144: Josh Groban Body Pillow

Episode 144: Josh Groban Body Pillow

This week’s contenders: Seth Rogen vs. Josh Groban, Dodge Ball vs. Dodge Viper, Batmen vs. Celebrity confusion, Easter Bunny vs. Krampus.

Apr 5, 2015 • 48:20

Episode 143: Rollercop Industries

Episode 143: Rollercop Industries

This week’s contenders: Robocop vs. Rollercop, Agent Dale Cooper vs. Dale the Chipmunk, Baseball mitts for hands vs. Flippers for feet, Booing Mailpeople vs. Slow clapping at meetings.

Mar 27, 2015 • 56:04

Episode 142: Nick Cannon’s Unlimited Internet

Episode 142: Nick Cannon’s Unlimited Internet

This week’s contenders: Living wifi hotspot vs. Vomiting big macs, Bad ballet dancer vs. Bad Orchestra member, Butter for fingers vs. Butterfingers for fingers, Jaden Smith vs. Kim Jong Un.

Mar 20, 2015 • 54:00

Episode 141: Superb Hours

Episode 141: Superb Hours

This week’s contenders: Tribbles vs. Gremlins, No one getting your references vs. Not getting any references, Scotch tape vs. Scotch whisky, Nicolas Cage Superman or Nic Cage Batman.

Mar 7, 2015 • 1:00:39

Episode 140: Hotguy

Episode 140: Hotguy

This week’s contenders: Cupid vs. Hawkeye, Receiving chocolates vs. Receiving lingerie, Braggy Couples vs. Bitter singles, Never giving you up vs. Never letting you down.

Feb 26, 2015 • 54:53

Episode 139: Guy’s Guys

Episode 139: Guy’s Guys

This week’s contenders: Guy Fieri’s Hair vs. Goatee, Dancing like nobody’s watching vs. Loving like you’ve never been hurt, Top Chef vs. Hell’s Kitchen, Long lines vs. Unpopped Ears.

Feb 8, 2015 • 58:52

Episode 138: Tums Gum, The Chewing Chalk

Episode 138: Tums Gum, The Chewing Chalk

This week’s contenders: Anthropomorphized Animals vs. Items, Weak Toilet Paper vs. Chewing Chalk, Frasier vs. Family Matters, Glittered Sweat vs. Follow That Car.

Feb 1, 2015 • 1:00:56

Episode 137: Honk Honk

Episode 137: Honk Honk

This week’s contenders: Rita Skeeter vs. Skeeter Valentine, All spoiled movies vs. No recommended movies, Milkshake vs. Cappuccino, Commander Shepard vs. Captain Kirk.

Jan 24, 2015 • 58:37

Episode 136: Happy Boys

Episode 136: Happy Boys

This week’s contenders: LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S Hologram Moon vs. Lizard Overlords, Pirate vs. Lost Boy, Ride vs. Drive, Training Luke vs. Anakin.

Jan 8, 2015 • 1:08:00

Episode 135: Blair Witch Project Runway

Episode 135: Blair Witch Project Runway

This week’s contenders: Full House Xmas vs. Home Improvement Xmas, Rooty-toot-toots vs. Rummy-tum-tums, Tinsel vs. Wrapping Paper, TV specials vs. Xmas movies, A Xmas Carol vs. A Xmas Story, Hermie the Elf vs. Bernard the Elf.

Dec 24, 2014 • 1:07:53

Episode 134: The Krampus Clause

Episode 134: The Krampus Clause

This week’s contenders: Mannheim Steamroller vs. Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Krampus vs Santa, Eidetic memory vs. Limited precognition, No presents but family vs. Presents but alone.

Dec 13, 2014 • 1:03:14

Episode 133: Alf by Alfwest

Episode 133: Alf by Alfwest

This week’s contenders: Chewbacca vs. Chewing tobacco, Joker vs. Jackass, Isolation vs. Eternal repetition, Ruby slippers vs. Rubeus Hagrid.

Dec 5, 2014 • 1:04:56

Episode 132: Ham

Episode 132: Ham

This week’s contenders: Turkey vs. Ham, Connected movement vs. Connected speech, Half your height vs. Twice your weight, Garfield vs. Dilbert.

Nov 27, 2014 • 51:07

Episode 131: A Whaley Good Time

Episode 131: A Whaley Good Time

This week’s contenders: AN IMPORTANT UPDATE, Tramp stamp vs. Belly button piercing, New car smell vs. Euphoric fire smell, No bad drivers vs. No lines, Sharingan eyes vs. Cyclops eyes.

Nov 20, 2014 • 1:07:05

Episode 130: Obamas

Episode 130: Obamas

This week’s contenders: Hair-mouth vs. Tongue-head, Decaf coffee vs. Non-alcoholic beer, Choose Your Own Adventure vs. Goosebumps, Bawdy limerick vs. Respected but disliked novel.

Nov 6, 2014 • 57:27

Episode 129: Dreamy Boys Baby-Sitters Club

Episode 129: Dreamy Boys Baby-Sitters Club

This week’s contenders: Child star vs. Old star, Hardy Boys vs. The Baby-Sitters Club, The Giving Tree vs. The Giver, One-man Band vs. Blue Man Group.

Oct 31, 2014 • 53:44

Episode 128: Seitan & Cheeses

Episode 128: Seitan & Cheeses

This week’s contenders: Warm beer vs. Flat soda vs. Weak coffee, Chester A. Arthur vs. William Taft, No meats vs. No dairy, Occasional fear vs. Constant peeves.

Oct 16, 2014 • 58:02

Episode 127: Eyyyyy

Episode 127: Eyyyyy

This week’s contenders: Porch couch vs. Aboveground pool, Perfect impressions vs. Perfect fluency,  Stones inside shoe vs. Stuck to your shoe, Homeless texts vs. MySpace communication.

Oct 10, 2014 • 57:36

Episode 126: Sweet Jumps & Dunks

Episode 126: Sweet Jumps & Dunks

This week’s contenders: Candles vs. Torches, Plants vs. Zombies, Switchblades vs. Brass knuckles, Rockets vs. the Rockettes.

Oct 2, 2014 • 54:00

Episode 125: Macurassic Park

Episode 125: Macurassic Park

This week’s contenders: MineCraft vs. Kraft mine, 1 ear deaf vs. 1 hour of internet a week, Smartphone brain vs. Inspector Gadget hands, Hogwarts Owl vs. Kimmunicator.

Sep 19, 2014 • 45:54

Episode 124: Dragona Ballsy

Episode 124: Dragona Ballsy

This week’s contenders: Football vs. Ballet, Octodad vs. Octomom, Earbuds vs. Headphones, Doritos vs. Pringles.

Sep 12, 2014 • 56:25

Episode 123: Codcast

Episode 123: Codcast

This week’s contenders: Indie Video Games vs. Indie Movies, Original songs vs. Parodies, Always cosplay vs. Everyone cosplays as you, Kirk Cameron vs. Robin Thicke.

Sep 4, 2014 • 1:01:08

Episode 122: Max Scenic

Episode 122: Max Scenic

This week’s contenders: Walmart Guy vs. Starbucks App Guy, Rocking Chair vs. Spinny Chair, 2D vs. 4D, Tom Selleck Mustache vs. Sam Elliott Mustache.

Aug 21, 2014 • 56:27

Episode 121: Eternal Moonshine of the Spotless Mind

Episode 121: Eternal Moonshine of the Spotless Mind

This week’s contenders: Getting paid in gum vs. Getting paid in hugs, Perfect memory vs. Being able to selectively forget anything, Throwing up vs. Having a migraine, Being pandered to vs. Being pandaed to.

Aug 7, 2014 • 47:26

Episode 120: Deudalism

Episode 120: Deudalism

This week’s contenders: Dude vs. Man, Breaking dead vs. Walking bad, Infinite awesome ads vs. Zero ads, Underwear made out of Legos vs. Underwear made out of Velcro.

Jul 24, 2014 • 54:31

Episode 119: Digenetics

Episode 119: Digenetics

This week’s contenders: The lawnmower vs. Twerking, Tom Cruise using only one hand vs. Bruce Willis tied to 100 lbs, Celebrity guests vs. Corporate sponsors, Darth Vader vs. Darth Maul.

Jul 10, 2014 • 55:18

Episode 118: The Radical Squadron

Episode 118: The Radical Squadron

This week’s contenders: Drive-in movies vs. Drive-in diners, Snorks vs. Fraggles, Pigs on your knees vs. Ducks on your fists, Who would you rather be roommates with: SWAT Cats or Battletoads?

Jul 3, 2014 • 57:49

Episode 117: America’s Next Guy

Episode 117: America’s Next Guy

This week’s contenders: Personal storm cloud vs. Living in the subway, Tank tracks for feet vs. Hooks for hands, Would you rather be unable to ask questions or unable to answer them, Great player on an awful team vs. Awful player on a great team.

Jun 26, 2014 • 57:35

Episode 116: Honey Boo

Episode 116: Honey Boo

This week’s contenders: Would you rather be Cap’n Crunch or Captain Planet, Riding a bear with Gatling guns vs. a T-Rex with armor, Basketball guarding everyone vs. Dikembe Mutomboing all children, Laughing while dying vs. laughing yourself to death.

Jun 19, 2014 • 53:21

Episode 115: A Social Justice Podcast

Episode 115: A Social Justice Podcast

This week’s contenders: Flying Monkey vs. Wicked Witch, Unwanted attention from a construction worker or Donald Trump, Bottomless pit vs. Spikes vs. Harmless looking but deadly water, Owning a basketball, baseball, football, or hockey team.

Jun 13, 2014 • 50:51

Episode 114: Warrior Poets

Episode 114: Warrior Poets

This week’s contenders: Wario vs. Waluigi, Last Train to London vs. Midnight Train to Georgia, American Ninja Warrior vs. American Podcast Warrior, and Tyler, Jordan, & Kevin Read a Website.

Jun 5, 2014 • 48:16

Episode 113: Telepeebeeesis

Episode 113: Telepeebeeesis

This week’s contenders: Longboarding vs. Being able to control peanut butter, Being a lion with dreadlocks vs. A Rastafarian with a mane, Having a foreign exchange student vs. Being a foreign exchange student, Godzilla vs. Cthulhu.

May 29, 2014 • 1:10:12

Episode 112: Dr. Maya Angelou

Episode 112: Dr. Maya Angelou

This week’s contenders: Genie vs. Leprechaun, Doors vs. Windows, Having an itch you can’t scratch vs. Frequent hiccups, Cold vs. Room-temperature ketchup.

May 15, 2014 • 59:33

Episode 111: Velocirafter

Episode 111: Velocirafter

This week’s contenders: Would you rather have everybody laughing at you or everybody crying when you walk into a room, Selfies vs. Using fail as a noun, Angry Birds vs. Flappy Bird, House vs. Castle.

May 8, 2014 • 1:03:10

Episode 110: Family X Games

Episode 110: Family X Games

This week’s contenders: Shaking your butt whenever you’re happy vs. Shredding all paper, Pharrell Williams vs. Will Ferrell, Followed by hungry bears vs. Followed by Goldilocks, Eating exclusively off of fine china vs. Paper plates.

Apr 24, 2014 • 1:04:58

Episode 109: Trudy Tective

Episode 109: Trudy Tective

This week’s contenders: National Treasure vs. Tomb Raider, Christopher Nolan vs. Christopher Walken, Name brand vs. Generic cereals, And vs. &.

Apr 15, 2014 • 55:38

Episode 108: Diamond-Faced Snackbackler

Episode 108: Diamond-Faced Snackbackler

This week’s contenders: Riding a Moose vs. Riding a Unicycle, Restless leg syndrome vs. Paranoid conspiracy theorists, Constant pledge breaks vs. Tote bag clothing, Leaving the Matrix vs. Staying in the Matrix.

Apr 8, 2014 • 55:02

Episode 107: Newb Eyoncé

Episode 107: Newb Eyoncé

This week’s contenders: Catching up, Eating everything vs. Eating nothing at a dinner party, Being bronies vs. Being rabid Beyoncé fans, 20 hours of sleep vs. Minimum sleep daily.

Mar 29, 2014 • 53:51

Episode 106: My Name Is Tacos

Episode 106: My Name Is Tacos

This week’s contenders: Tying up loose ends vs. Burning bridges, Tape vs. Staples, Igloos vs. Tents, Spanish vs. French.

Mar 7, 2014 • 51:31

Episode 105: Teen Wolf Mom

Episode 105: Teen Wolf Mom

This week’s contenders: Teen Wolf vs. Teen Mom, Pizza City vs. Burger Island, Using Baby Talk vs. Being talked to like a Baby, Gummi Bears vs. Hoverboards.

Feb 27, 2014 • 57:50

Episode 104: Band of Puppies

Episode 104: Band of Puppies

This week’s contenders: Iron Man vs. Dryer Man, 1000 pound cake vs. 1000 pound cakes, Luge vs. Skeleton, Having a puppy vs. Being a puppy.

Feb 22, 2014 • 53:24

Episode 103: Pierce Bronzenan

Episode 103: Pierce Bronzenan

This week’s contenders: Wet dogs vs. Obese elevator, All the bronze vs. One gold, Dentist vs. Eye doctor, Sochi vs. Leotards.

Feb 13, 2014 • 1:05:40

Episode 102: Son of Jaws

Episode 102: Son of Jaws

This week’s contenders: Titanic vs. Hindenburg, Florence vs. Rage, Graphic Tee vs. Worst Suit, Tweeting when tweeting vs. Face-booking while Facebooking.

Feb 6, 2014 • 53:45

Episode 101: Feliz Cumpleaños

Episode 101: Feliz Cumpleaños

This week’s contenders: Bubble Tape vs. Big League Chew, Denim vs. Corduroy, Champagne vs. Wine. Special Guest: Feliz Cumpleaños, manager of George Hampe of GeorgeHampe.com fame.

Jan 23, 2014 • 1:14:12

Episode 100: The 100th Episode

Episode 100: The 100th Episode

This week’s contenders: Letters! Murder Train vs. Spiritual Tracks, Radagast Hair vs. Bald Head Tattoo, Movies vs. Advice, LotR vs. Anime, Tweets vs. Spam, Intro vs. Outro, Runs vs. Puns, Podcasts vs. Tea. Also, ranch.

Jan 9, 2014 • 1:33:24

Episode 99: Season’s Eatings

Episode 99: Season’s Eatings

This week’s CHRISTMAS contenders: Scrooge vs. Grinch, Toboggan vs. Inner Tube, Santa’s Elves vs. Legolas, Decking the halls vs. Trimming the tree, Season’s greetings vs. Happy holidays.

Dec 24, 2013 • 56:18

Episode 98: BOGO

Episode 98: BOGO

This week’s contenders: Cozy by the fireplace vs. cozy in a blanket fort, 40% off vs. BOGO, Stranded in the middle of a desert vs. The middle of an ocean, Super spy vs. Super fly.

Dec 20, 2013 • 59:03

Episode 97: Pick & Roll

Episode 97: Pick & Roll

This week’s contenders: Pimping your ride vs. buying a new car, Social IQ vs. Music IQ, Aladdin cosplay vs. John Van John cosplay, Zee vs. Zed, A small group of large cowboys vs. A large group of small cowboys.

Dec 13, 2013 • 59:23

Episode 96: Drunkle and Hamma

Episode 96: Drunkle and Hamma

This week’s contenders: Disappointing road trip vs. Thanksgiving alone, Turducken vs. Fried Turkey, Drunkle & Hamma vs. Kid’s table, Buckles vs. Feathers.

Dec 1, 2013 • 1:03:53

Episode 95: A Horse With No Name

Episode 95: A Horse With No Name

This week’s contenders: OZ vs. Narnia, Han Solo vs. Blondie, Tootsie Pop vs. Blowpop, Air Bud vs. MVP.

Nov 22, 2013 • 1:05:04

Episode 94: Kwah Sahnz

Episode 94: Kwah Sahnz

This week’s contenders: Frisbees vs. Boomerangs, Croissants vs. Biscuits, Forever reading aloud vs. Written tourettes, No cutting or shaving of hair vs. Forever tiara.

Nov 14, 2013 • 1:04:26

Episode 93: deadmau5

Episode 93: deadmau5

This week’s HALLOWEEN contenders: Being pursued by the world’s skeletons or A crafty shape shifter, Pumpkin porch or Pumpkin head, Haunted house vs. Corn maze, Zombie date or Ghost date (dad).

Oct 31, 2013 • 1:06:33

Episode 92: Let Out Your Dog

Episode 92: Let Out Your Dog

This week’s contenders: Hair made of cotton candy vs. Mustache made of twizzlers, Time-Turner vs. Luck Potion, Part cat vs. Part dog, Doctor vs. Lawyer vs. Indian Chief.

Oct 24, 2013 • 1:01:45

Episode 91: Dos Años

Episode 91: Dos Años

This week’s contenders: Fruit Roll-Ups vs. Fruit by the Foot, Boba Fett vs Dog the Bounty Hunter, Water Balloons vs. Snowballs, Model Railroader vs. Model/Railroader.

Oct 17, 2013 • 56:03

Episode 90: Carpe Miley

Episode 90: Carpe Miley

This week’s contenders: Pumpkin Spice Lattes vs. Uggs, Sleeping on a bed of nails vs. a bed of burning coals, Possessed by the ghost of Patrick Swayze or Jim Varney, Five minutes to say whatever you want to Miley Cyrus now or in 2008.

Oct 10, 2013 • 1:02:46

Episode 89: The Original Kings of the Forest

Episode 89: The Original Kings of the Forest

This week’s contenders: Tire Swing vs. Tree House, Glitter Sneeze vs. Sneeze Cusser, Audiobooks vs. Podcasts, Speeder Bikes vs. Tauntaun.

Oct 3, 2013 • 1:01:21

Episode 88: The Elephant in the Room

Episode 88: The Elephant in the Room

This week’s contenders: Elephant in the Room vs. Monkey on Your Back, English Dragon vs. Chinese Dragon, Teen Girl Handwriting vs. Cargo Shorts, Cuttlefish vs. Cuddling Fish.

Sep 26, 2013 • 1:06:05

Episode 87: Katniss AsEverdeen

Episode 87: Katniss AsEverdeen

This week’s contenders: Knights vs. Vikings, Fighting Fat Albert or Simon & Garfunkel, Milk Date vs. Food Thief, Vegan vs. Bug Eatin’.

Sep 19, 2013 • 1:01:29

Episode 86: Psalty

Episode 86: Psalty

This week’s contender’s: Salty vs. Sweet, Naked Class Dream vs. Unprepared Final Dream,  Brunch vs. Fourthmeal, Versus vs. WYR.

Sep 12, 2013 • 53:26

Episode 85: Salvador Dali Parton

Episode 85: Salvador Dali Parton

This week’s contenders: Bacon vs. Breakfast Sausage, Who would you rather have jump out of a cake naked: Salvador Dali or Weird Al Yankovic, Fighting your 19-year-old self or four of your 5-year-old self, Megashark vs Megabus.

Sep 6, 2013 • 55:03

Episode 84: A Big Big House

Episode 84: A Big Big House

This week’s contenders: Giant house but eternal bachelor vs. Tiny house and happily married, Mythbusters vs. Ghostbusters, Hard Shell Taco vs. Soft Shell Taco, Hayden Christensen or Jake Lloyd after Star Wars Episodes I-III.

Aug 29, 2013 • 59:17

Episode 83: LIVE at the Arcade Comedy Theater

Episode 83: LIVE at the Arcade Comedy Theater

LIVE SHOW! This week’s contenders: Ex Beer vs. Kennywood Hitler, No Cell Phone vs. No Thumb, North West vs. Blue Ivy, Poutine vs. Pierogies, Flood vs. Dog Sled, Video Games vs. Pot Roast, Sharktopus vs. Platypus-Wolverine, Ferris Wheel vs. Movie Theater.

Aug 18, 2013 • 1:14:00

Episode 82: Rails & Roads

Episode 82: Rails & Roads

This week’s contenders: Antlers vs. Constantly smelling like cheese, R&R vs. D&D, Jo-Ann Fabrics vs. Tiger Macy’s, Master Chef vs. Gordon Ramsey.

Aug 8, 2013 • 57:22

Episode 81: Michael Bubble

Episode 81: Michael Bubble

This week’s contenders: Imperial China vs. Victorian Britain, Packing Peanuts vs. Bubble Wrap, DDR vs. Guitar Hero, Drifting In Space vs. Wandering the Sea.

Aug 2, 2013 • 58:13

Episode 80: An Organ to Grind

Episode 80: An Organ to Grind

This week’s contenders: Shoulder Monkey vs. Psychic Crow, Wedgies vs. Lockers vs. Swirlies, No Music vs. No Internet, 80 Fingers vs. 80 Toes.

Jul 26, 2013 • 59:44

Episode 79: SAKEEEEEEE

Episode 79: SAKEEEEEEE

This week’s contenders: Vinyl vs. The Cloud, Monsters vs. Robots, Healing vs. Teleportation, Snake-tongues vs. Lobster Claws.

Jul 19, 2013 • 1:00:55

Episode 78: Not in My House

Episode 78: Not in My House

This week’s contenders: Apples vs. Androids, Oven Mitts for Hands vs. Rollerblades for Feet, Ronald McStalker vs. BK StalKing, The Smallest NFL Player vs. The Tallest Soccer Player.

Jul 11, 2013 • 53:49

Episode 77: America’s Christmas

Episode 77: America’s Christmas

This week’s contenders: Turkey vs. Bald Eagles vs. Doves, Marrying Captain America vs. Uncle Sam, Stars vs. Stripes, Overeating vs. Overdrinking, Blueberry Pie vs. Liberty Jello.

Jul 4, 2013 • 1:04:31

Episode 76: Cooper Troopers

Episode 76: Cooper Troopers

This week’s contenders: Parking Tickets vs. Speeding tickets, Storm Troopers vs. Koopa Troopas, Owner of a broken heart vs. Owner of a lonely heart, Ancestor time travel vs. Grandchildren time travel.

Jun 20, 2013 • 1:06:44

Episode 75: Potato Matters

Episode 75: Potato Matters

This week’s contenders: Ropes Courses vs. Paintball, Sunshine vs. Incandescent Light Bulbs, 3-Musketeers Candy Bar vs. the Three Musketeers, Hunt & Gather vs. No food choice what-so-ever.

Jun 14, 2013 • 1:05:26

Episode 74: Vinni Puh

Episode 74: Vinni Puh

This week’s contenders: Morning vs. Evening Showers, Shmanderson Spongebob Anderson vs. Walmart iPod Anderson, Calvin’s Hobbes vs. Winnie the Pooh, ApocaLIPS vs. ARMageddon.

Jun 7, 2013 • 1:05:29

Episode 73: Diamond Chip & Colgate

Episode 73: Diamond Chip & Colgate

This week’s contenders: Bocce vs. Croquet, Buzzed/Hungover vs. Blackout Drunk, Wrist Watch vs. Pocket Watch, Diamond Chip & Colgate.

May 23, 2013 • 56:23

Episode 72: The Last Jafari

Episode 72: The Last Jafari

This week’s contenders: Monocles vs. Bifocals, Gaston vs. Jafar, Tie-Breaking Votes vs. Ineffectual Votes, Cooling your jets vs. Holding your horses.

May 16, 2013 • 1:00:53

Episode 71: Mimesteries

Episode 71: Mimesteries

This week’s contenders: Sailor Scouts vs. PowerPuff Girls, Constantly Miming vs. Constantly Juggling, Foosball vs. Air Hockey, Rugrats vs. Muppet Babies

May 9, 2013 • 1:03:57

Episode 70: The Smoothest Cornhole Board

Episode 70: The Smoothest Cornhole Board

This week’s contenders: Keebler Elves vs. Oompa-Loompas, Legos vs. K’Nex, A Disney Baseball Showdown, Carrot Top vs. Tom Bombadil.  

May 2, 2013 • 1:07:50

Episode 69: Can’t You Just Proud of Me

Episode 69: Can’t You Just Proud of Me

This week’s contenders: Undersea gold mining vs. Old-school prospecting, Utilikilts vs. Jeggings, Eternal bloody nose vs. Eternally peeing your pants, KIA Hamsters vs. Hotels.com, the Roaming Gnome, and Priceline Negotiator.

Apr 25, 2013 • 1:05:49

Episode 68: The Laziest River

Episode 68: The Laziest River

This week’s contenders: The world’s greatest roller coaster vs. The world’s greatest lazy river, Tom Cruise (actor extraordinaire) vs. Tom Kruse (inventor of the hover round), Jurassic Park (movie) vs. Jurassic Park (experience),  EA Games vs. The Devil.

Apr 18, 2013 • 1:11:40

Episode 67: Ultraviolet Bris

Episode 67: Ultraviolet Bris

This week’s contenders: Gummi Bear skin vs. M&M Candy-coated skin, Twitter Credibility vs. Facebook Credibility, Elephant Trunk vs. Gorilla Arms, ESSAY CONTEST DISCUSSION

Apr 11, 2013 • 1:13:46

Episode 66: Kitster Chanchani Banai

Episode 66: Kitster Chanchani Banai

This week’s contenders: East Coast vs. West Coast, Oversized belt buckles Vs. Plaid old man suspenders, Look like Jar-Jar vs. Sound like Jar-Jar, Salsa vs. Guacamole.

Apr 4, 2013 • 1:08:51

Episode 65: Tom Cast Away

Episode 65: Tom Cast Away

This week’s contenders: Wilson from Cast Away vs. Wilson from Home Improvement, The Game of Thrones vs. Jumanji, History’s Edwards vs. History’s Jacobs, Eternal Misspell vs. Singing Fingers, Most Painful Mosh Pit vs. Smokiest Hookah Lounge.

Mar 22, 2013 • 1:11:43

Episode 64: Beaches Ain’t Sheets

Episode 64: Beaches Ain’t Sheets

This week’s contenders: Papa Aslan vs. Papa Mufasa, Roach Man vs. Gila Man, Marrying Rosie O’Donnel vs. Cthulhu, Friend-zone vs. Squirrel-zone.

Mar 8, 2013 • 1:01:02

Episode 63: Golden Yangles

Episode 63: Golden Yangles

This week’s contenders: Waterslides vs. Trampoline, GIRL SCOUT COOKIES BATTLE ROYALE, Entrance fog vs. Entrance theme, Save system vs. Item management, Laura Croft: Womb Raider

Feb 28, 2013 • 1:06:14

Episode 62: Land of the Rising Sons

Episode 62: Land of the Rising Sons

This week’s contenders: Ping Pong: Thor and Loki vs. Dionysus and Hades, Mumford & Sons vs. Sanford and Son, Water cooler malt liquor vs. Extremely casual Fridays, Who’s the worse best friend: Eugene from “Hey Arnold” or Doug Funny from “Doug”

Feb 22, 2013 • 1:01:09

Episode 61: Valentimes

Episode 61: Valentimes

This week’s contenders: Flowers vs. Chocolate, Secret Crushes vs. Hatentimes, Being single on Valentine’s Day vs. Being in a relationship, Winking flirtatiously after every sentence vs. Being completely mentally sound except unable to use faucets.

Feb 14, 2013 • 1:07:07

Episode 60: Adi Dazzler

Episode 60: Adi Dazzler

This week’s contenders: Coral Reefs vs. Rainforests, Nike vs. Adidas, Toilet Paper: Over vs. Under, Batman vs. Beyoncés.

Feb 8, 2013 • 1:07:41

Episode 59: National Sports Day Week

Episode 59: National Sports Day Week

This week’s contenders: Always skipping vs. Always rhyming, J.J. Abrams vs. J.J. Jameson, Ravens vs. 49ers, Hot wings vs. Raw wings, The Legend of Zelda Owl vs. The Tootsie Pop Owl.  

Jan 31, 2013 • 1:00:09

Episode 58: Al Roker Tempura

Episode 58: Al Roker Tempura

This week’s contenders: Cannibal vs. Amputee, Pizza vs. Calzone, Competent and cool evil villain or Bumbling but lucky hero, Death Note vs. Scribblenauts Notebook.  

Jan 25, 2013 • 1:05:54

Episode 57: The National Ford League

Episode 57: The National Ford League

This week’s contenders: McFeely vs. Newman, Holodeck vs. Teleporter, Indiana Jones vs. Han Solo, Quicksand vs. Avalanche, Love of your life vs. The Pokémon life.

Jan 17, 2013 • 1:03:31

Episode 56: Fantasy Real Estate Tycoon

Episode 56: Fantasy Real Estate Tycoon

This week’s contenders: Raking leaves vs. Shoveling snow, Bane love poetry vs. Bond-villain love poetry, Mt. Doom real estate vs. Ghostbusters real estate, Hyrule vs. The Mushroom Kingdom, Misjudged rings vs. Phantom vibrates.

Jan 10, 2013 • 1:07:41

Episode 55: Toast in the Shell

Episode 55: Toast in the Shell

This week’s contenders: Narwhal vs. Unicorn, New Year’s Kisses vs. Mistletoe Kisses, Mary Poppins vs. Professor McGonagall, Hayden Christensen vs. Kristen Stewart. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Jan 3, 2013 • 1:04:33

Episode 54: A Randy Newman Christmas

Episode 54: A Randy Newman Christmas

This week’s contenders: Elves vs. Reindeer, Christmas Morning vs. Christmas Eve, Work Christmas Parties vs. Family Christmas Parties,  Clarence Oddbody AS2 vs. Buddy the Bar Elf, Having a Home Alone Christmas vs. a Die Hard Christmas.

Dec 20, 2012 • 1:03:37

Episode 53: Standing & Screaming

Episode 53: Standing & Screaming

This week’s contenders: Dragon Ball z vs. Marvel, A cowboy who rides an ostrich vs. A squirt gun that shoots jelly, Soup vs. Tea, The endurance of a man but the speed of a car vs. The speed of a man and the endurance of a car, Working for Bane vs Dr. Evil

Dec 13, 2012 • 1:11:54

Episode 52: Midas Boogers

Episode 52: Midas Boogers

This week’s contenders: Deep V’s vs. Saggy Pants, Laundry Fives vs. Booger Fifties, A Question from Jordan, Honey Priorities, 100 Feet Tall vs. 3 Inches.

Dec 6, 2012 • 1:16:22

Episode 51: The Griddler

Episode 51: The Griddler

This week’s contenders: Nacho Cheese vs. Gravy, Remastered Star Wars vs. Prequels, Being a Centaur vs. Being a Minotaur, The Hamburglar vs. Burgermeister Meisterburger, Being in a barbershop quartet vs. Being Charles Barkley.

Nov 30, 2012 • 1:11:30

Episode 50: The Last Thanksgiving

Episode 50: The Last Thanksgiving

This week’s contenders: Thanksgiving Dinner vs. Thanksgiving Leftovers, Black Friday vs. Cyber Monday, Teaming with a 7-foot Tall Turkey or 10 Pilgrims, Football vs. The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, The First Thanksgiving vs. The Last Thanksgiving

Nov 21, 2012 • 1:06:11

Episode 49: Handicats

Episode 49: Handicats

This week’s contenders: Great Comedic Timing vs. Great Comedic Miming, Cosmic bowling vs. Disco Roller-skating, A lion with no front legs vs. A Camel, Would you rather be an Animorph or a Transformer.

Nov 16, 2012 • 1:04:06

Episode 48: The Jokeosphere

Episode 48: The Jokeosphere

This week’s contenders: Donald vs. Daffy, Puns vs. Memes, Physical vs. Mental eliteness, PSAs vs. Commercials, Surf Ninjas vs. Killer Shrews

Nov 8, 2012 • 1:13:25

Episode 47: SPOOKY HURRICANE GHOSTACULAR

Episode 47: SPOOKY HURRICANE GHOSTACULAR

This week’s contenders: Flashlights vs. Candles, The Late Great Lazy Costume Off, Trick-or-Treating vs. Halloween Party, Being a Mummy vs. Being a Wolf Man, The Munsters vs. The Addams’ family.

Nov 2, 2012 • 1:11:24

Episode 46: ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY

Episode 46: ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY

This week’s contenders: Beetles vs. Rolling Stones, Ska vs. Smooth Jazz, T-Rex vs. Pterodactyl, Pittsburgh’s Primanti Bros. Sandwich vs. Philadelphia Cheesesteak, US vs. THANKING YOU!

Oct 25, 2012 • 1:16:20

Episode 45: Frostine and Me

Episode 45: Frostine and Me

This week’s contenders: Sandwiches vs. Casseroles, Gladiator Candyland vs. Gladiator Shoots and Ladders, Gangnam Style vs. Dragostea Din Tei, Tiny Rhino vs. Giant Armadillo, Grammar Nazis vs. Grammar Terrorists.

Oct 11, 2012 • 1:11:41

Episode 44: Serf’s Up

Episode 44: Serf’s Up

This week’s contenders: Santa’s elves vs. Tolkien’s elves, Samurai vs English Knight, Parkour foot chases vs. Car chases, Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla, Life narrated by Morgan Freeman vs. Lord of the Rings-esque soundtrack.

Oct 4, 2012 • 55:08

Episode 43: Just Moo It

Episode 43: Just Moo It

This week’s contenders: Keanu Reeves vs. Taylor Lautner, COBRA Command (G.I. Joe) vs. Cobra Kai (Karate Kid), 5 years in a Zoo vs. 5 months in Prison. $1000000 to spend on Shoes or Cheese, Wearing an Eternal Aluminum Shirt vs. Talons for Hands.

Sep 28, 2012 • 1:14:42

Episode 42: The Wok of Shame

Episode 42: The Wok of Shame

This week’s contenders: Bill Goldberg (The WCW) vs. Greg Goldberg (The Mighty Ducks), Chinese food vs. Mexican food, Being tossed into Hornets vs. Shot into Brick Walls, Being surrounded by semis vs. Being stuck in traffic.

Sep 21, 2012 • 1:08:15

Episode 41: The Dubstep Remix

Episode 41: The Dubstep Remix

This week’s contenders: Dubstep vs. Dubbed movies, Free beer vs. Good beer, Being the greatest magician vs. The worst wizard, Dr. Who vs. The Who, Expendables vs. Guardians.

Sep 13, 2012 • 1:12:16

Episode 40: The Düsseldown

Episode 40: The Düsseldown

This week’s contenders: Heelys vs. Rip-Sticks, Inception machine vs. Total Recall machine, Doritos Locos Taco vs. KFC Double Down, Conan O’Brien vs. Conan the Barbarian, Live Action Mighty Ducks vs. Animated TV show Mighty Ducks.

Aug 31, 2012 • 1:15:35

Episode 39: Mr. Tubbenstein

Episode 39: Mr. Tubbenstein

This week’s contenders: Traveling through time vs. traveling through space, Stranded with Napoleon Bonaparte vs. Napolean Dynamite, Biggest fairy vs. Smallest man, Only being able to shout vs. Only being able to whisper, Scooby vs. Snoopy.

Aug 23, 2012 • 1:04:17

Episode 38: Ninjuhs = Pudcast?

Episode 38: Ninjuhs = Pudcast?

This week’s contenders: Sunflower Seeds vs. Peanuts, The Joker vs. Darth Vader, Creepers vs. Aliens, The Flash vs. Spider Man, Horse chestnuts vs. Water chestnuts.

Aug 16, 2012 • 1:05:37

Episode 37: Air Buddies

Episode 37: Air Buddies

This week’s contenders: Simpsons vs. Futurama, Blind vs. Deaf, Air Bud vs. Homeward bound, Floods vs. Droughts.

Aug 9, 2012 • 57:55

Episode 36: Zears

Episode 36: Zears

This week’s contenders: Post-zombie apocalyptic city vs. countryside, Changing the world but having the credit stolen vs. Being a world-renown dumbo, TV & Movies or Video Games having never existed, Being an unknown deity vs. A worshipped mortal.

Aug 2, 2012 • 1:09:37

Episode 35: OLYMPIC MADNESS

Episode 35: OLYMPIC MADNESS

This week’s contenders: Summer Olympics vs. Winter Olympics, 1992 Dream Team vs. 1980 ‘Miracle on Ice’ team, Modern Olympics vs. Old School Greek Olympics, Being an Olympic coach vs. an Olympic athlete, and THE LATE GREAT OLYMPIC EVENT REVIVAL.  

Jul 27, 2012 • 1:06:48

Episode 34: Monk Prom

Episode 34: Monk Prom

This week’s contenders: Hogwarts vs. Starfleet, Andrew Jackson vs. Theodore Roosevelt, Netflix vs. HULU, Being the most popular executioner vs. The least popular monk, Being completely hairless vs. The hairiest dude ever.

Jul 19, 2012 • 1:02:06

Episode 33: Freedom’s B-Day

Episode 33: Freedom’s B-Day

This week’s contenders: Fireworks vs. Fires, Independence Day vs. The Patriot, Sparklers vs. Poppers, Bald Eagles vs. The Stars and Stripes, United States of America vs. Planet Earth, FOURTH OF JULY SPECTACULARTHON.

Jul 5, 2012 • 1:10:12

Episode 32: Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Episode 32: Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

This week’s contenders: Mariachi band vs. Bagpipe players, Hair slicked back (50’s greaser style) vs. Hair parted to the side (Richie Rich style), King of the Seas vs. King of the Trees, Coughing vs. Sneezing, Sleep talking vs. Snoring.

Jun 28, 2012 • 1:05:47

Episode 31: Dunks Over South Vietnam

Episode 31: Dunks Over South Vietnam

This week’s contenders: Ring of Power vs. Horcrux, LBJ vs. LeBron James, Hats vs. Suspenders, Bagels + Cupcakes vs. Doughnuts + Muffins, Elephant trunk vs. Giraffe neck.

Jun 21, 2012 • 1:05:44

Episode 30: Why We Fall Down

Episode 30: Why We Fall Down

This week’s contenders: Shopping spree with Tony Stark vs. Shopping spree with Bruce Wayne, X vs. Y, Moosopotamus vs. Croconfly, Reused coffee vs. Reused tea, Pet names vs. Car names.

Jun 14, 2012 • 1:11:23

Episode 29: Horseturducken

Episode 29: Horseturducken

This week’s contenders: Long plane trips vs. Long car trips, Steampunk vs. Cyberpunk, Fighting 2 Horse-sized Ducks or 15 Duck-sized Horses, Legs as long as fingers or Fingers as long as legs,  The ability to Read Minds or The ability to Read.

Jun 7, 2012 • 1:08:15

Episode 28: Lamar!

Episode 28: Lamar!

This week’s contenders: Pencils vs. Pens, Sci-fi vs. Fantasy, Digital clocks vs. Analog clocks, Boy bands vs. Female pop singers, Spider-Man vs. Wolverine. Kevin doesn’t wear a shirt!

Jun 1, 2012 • 1:04:09

Episode 27: A Very Baldwin Podcast

Episode 27: A Very Baldwin Podcast

This week’s contenders: Too much clothing vs. Too little, Chess vs. Checkers, Crying at funny situations vs. Laughing at sad situations, Reading the book vs. Watching the movie, Board games with friends vs. Video games alone.

May 24, 2012 • 59:41

Episode 26: Parliament Dunkadelic

Episode 26: Parliament Dunkadelic

This week’s contenders: Tight pants vs. Loose pants, Jar Jar Binks vs. Patrick Star, Glasses vs. Contacts, Playing golf during a thunderstorm vs. Baseball during an earthquake, Stoner Movies vs. Heist Movies.

May 20, 2012 • 1:05:02

Episode 25: The Liberty Zone

Episode 25: The Liberty Zone

This week’s contenders: Friday by Rebecca Black vs. Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley, Cap’n Crunch vs. The Lucky Charms Leprechaun, Scotland vs. Ireland, Brain Surgeons vs. Rocket Scientists, Bronies vs. Trekkies.

May 12, 2012 • 1:00:41

Episode 24: Rutherford B. Tattoo

Episode 24: Rutherford B. Tattoo

This week’s contenders: Piercings vs. Tattoos, Donuts vs. Bagels, Sasquatch vs. Yeti, A Plea for More Questions, Agent Smith vs. T-1000,  A Guest Question from TV Star George Hampe.

May 5, 2012 • 1:05:19

Episode 23: Kentucky Kayak

Episode 23: Kentucky Kayak

This week’s contenders: Italian Ice vs. Ice Cream, Earthquake vs. Volcano, Hulk vs. Superman, Super Nintendo vs. Sega Genesis, SunnyD vs. Capri-Sun. Kevin has a new mic!

Apr 27, 2012 • 1:01:11

Episode 22: Sasuke-Kun!!!

Episode 22: Sasuke-Kun!!!

This week’s contenders: Chocolate Rain vs. Purple Rain, The Game Grid from Tron vs. Quidditch from Harry Potter, Otaku vs. Furries, Flying Fish vs. Non-flying Penguins, Bill & Ted vs. Wayne & Garth, Lions vs. Crocogators. Jordan records from a cave!

Apr 22, 2012 • 1:00:01

Episode 21: NBA Alien Raptor Hang Time 2 12 48

Episode 21: NBA Alien Raptor Hang Time 2 12 48

This week’s contenders: Paintball vs. Laser tag, The alien in Alien vs. The velociraptor in Jurassic Park, Clowns vs. Mimes, Dora the Explorer vs. Elmo, Partiers vs. Dogs.

Apr 12, 2012 • 57:33

Episode 20: The Bling of a Humble Spirit

Episode 20: The Bling of a Humble Spirit

This week’s contenders: Soup vs. Salad, Lost vs. 24, JRPGs vs. MMOs, Mr. T vs. Chuck Norris, Living with a super positive person vs. Living with a super negative person.

Apr 5, 2012 • 1:03:02

Episode 19: The Punmaster, starring Jordan

Episode 19: The Punmaster, starring Jordan

This week’s contenders: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs. Power Rangers, Jeans vs. Khakis, Texting vs. Calling, Nerf Guns vs. Water Guns, Hangin’ with Dumbledore or Gandalf.

Mar 29, 2012 • 1:02:12

Episode 18: High Fangled Edition

Episode 18: High Fangled Edition

This week’s contenders: Frodo vs. Skywalker, Coffee vs. Tea, Old people vs. Young people, Cash money bling bling vs. Credit & debit, Mr. Rogers vs. Betty White.

Mar 22, 2012 • 56:30

Episode 17: Mullhetta

Episode 17: Mullhetta

This week’s contenders: Mullets vs. Comb-overs, You might be a redneck jokes vs. Yo mamma jokes, Miss Piggy vs. Slagathor! the Destroyer, Centaur vs. Liger. Jordan don’t got no tonsils!

Mar 8, 2012 • 54:49

Episode 16: B is for Best High Five Ever

Episode 16: B is for Best High Five Ever

This week’s contenders: Covered in Goo vs. Smelling of Rot, Cookie Monster vs. Pac Man, High Five vs. Fist Pound, Pigeons vs. Seagulls, Sitting next to a mother with a crying baby vs. Someone chain smoking in your face.

Mar 1, 2012 • 1:05:21

Episode 15: White Lower Clastle

Episode 15: White Lower Clastle

This week’s contenders: 1 Polar Bear vs. 50 Koala Bears, Fan art vs. Fan Fiction, Dying Happy vs. Dying Happily, Dustin Hoffman’s Captain Hook vs. Tim Curry’s Long John Silver, Losing a drinking contest vs. losing an eating contest.

Feb 23, 2012 • 55:41

Episode 14: Space Age Technology

Episode 14: Space Age Technology

This week’s contenders: Deep sea danger vs. Deep space danger, Sir William Shakespeare vs. Dr. Seuss, Losing an arm vs. Losing a leg, Ranch vs. Hot Sauce, Wearing a suit for the rest of your life vs. wearing pajamas for the rest of your life.

Feb 16, 2012 • 1:01:54

Episode 13: U R A QT

Episode 13: U R A QT

This week’s contenders: Romantic Comedies vs. Romantic Dramas, Valentine’s Day vs. St, Patrick’s Day, Cupid vs. the Easter Bunny, Candy Hearts vs. Candy Corn, Pepé Le Pew vs. Helga Geraldine Patacki.

Feb 9, 2012 • 1:01:24

Episode 12: Superb Owl Sunday

Episode 12: Superb Owl Sunday

This week’s contenders: A world without Peanut Butter vs. A world without Jelly, The Godfather vs. Scarface, FOOTBALL VS. FOOTBALL, Thin crust vs. Thick Crust, Cold Feet vs. Hot Seat.

Feb 2, 2012 • 1:03:59

Episode 11: The Truth Sucks

Episode 11: The Truth Sucks

This week’s contenders: Triscuits vs. Wheat Thins, Robin Hood vs. James Bond, Beautiful but Tasteless vs. Talented but Mean Looking & Smelly, CDs vs. MP3s, Being Covered in Glitter vs. Covered in Sand.

Jan 26, 2012 • 1:03:18

Episode 10: Four Score and 20 Drinks Ago

Episode 10: Four Score and 20 Drinks Ago

This week’s contenders: Year of Summer vs. Year of Winter, Jack Sparrow vs. The Dread Pirate Roberts, Baths vs. Showers, Time Travel to the Past vs. The Future, Batman vs. Superman

Jan 17, 2012 • 1:04:05

Episode 9: Y Chro’s 4 Life

Episode 9: Y Chro’s 4 Life

This week’s contenders: Paper vs. Plastic, Zero Privacy vs. Solitude, Sequels vs. Remakes, Pokémon vs. Digimon, Dementors vs. Ring Wraiths.

Jan 10, 2012 • 1:03:28

Episode 8: Foot. Long. Hot dog.

Episode 8: Foot. Long. Hot dog.

This week’s contenders: Hamburgers vs. Hot dogs, Patrick Stewart vs. Patrick Swayze, Dickensian vs. Kafkaesque, Reg Soda vs. Diet, Hearing animals’ thoughts (but they secretly hate you) vs. Spooning with a leprechaun.

Dec 29, 2011 • 1:01:37

Episode 7: The Reason for the Season

Episode 7: The Reason for the Season

This week’s contenders: Home Alone 2 vs. Mental Stability, 10 Lords a Leaping vs. 11 Pipers Piping, Eggnog vs. Fruit Cake, Icicle Lights vs. Inflatable Decorations, Real Tree vs. Fake Tree, 1966 Grinch vs. Grinch 2000.

Dec 23, 2011 • 1:06:08

Episode 6: Peas on earth

Episode 6: Peas on earth

This week’s contenders: Buff Squirrel vs. Rabid Raccoon, Being a Wizard vs. Meeting a Doctor, Bieber vs. Nickelback, Hipster vs. Emo, Burning vs. Freezing.

Dec 14, 2011 • 59:56

Episode 5: I really need this truck.

Episode 5: I really need this truck.

This week’s contenders: Blonds vs. Redheads, Hot Pizza vs. Cold, Disillusioned vs. Disenfranchised, Arnold Schwarzenegger vs. Sly Stallone, Unicorns vs. Pegasus.

Dec 6, 2011 • 1:01:02

Episode 4: Chief “Watches You Die”

Episode 4: Chief “Watches You Die”

This week’s contenders: Catz vs. Dogz, Formspring vs. Hunger Games vs. Harry Potter vs. Twilight, Candies vs. Cakes, Lawyer vs. Rapper.

Nov 20, 2011 • 1:04:54

Episode 3: Jordan has a lot of friends

Episode 3: Jordan has a lot of friends

This week’s contenders: Moving vs. Fluarrhea, Mario vs. Sonic, Desserted Island vs. The Ghost of Rocky V, Bread Bowls à la Mode.

Nov 8, 2011 • 1:10:04

Episode 2: The Holiday Episode

Episode 2: The Holiday Episode

This week’s contenders: Pennies vs. Toothpaste, McDonalds vs. Burger King, Hobbits vs. Ewoks, Apples vs. Oranges. Special guest: better mic quality, smaller file size.

Oct 24, 2011 • 1:10:01

Episode 1: Wookie Life Day, leather pants

Episode 1: Wookie Life Day, leather pants

This week’s contenders: Waffles vs. Pancakes, Zompocalypse vs. Ice Age, Sockdals vs. Crocs, Baby vs. Gammy, “Wookie Life Day, leather pants.”

Oct 16, 2011 • 1:00:40

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