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Failyn the Squire
Meet Failyn, a middle-aged squire having a mid-life crisis in the Middle Ages. 🫥 His boss - a knight like he wants to be - sucks ass. ⚔️ A princess he desires is all like nah bro. 👑 And worse, a young page named Arthur is surpassing him on the way to becoming legendary. 🏰 Alas, Failyn is too olde for this shit. 🖕A scripted audio comedy for the rest of us who aren't destined to be kings. 🫵Part of the Fable and Folly Network. Check out more shows at https://fableandfolly.com/
6 - FAILYN THE...
Final gambit of the season. I want that sword in the stone gimme that GD sword! -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 28, 2024 • 30:20
5 - CAT
They're pets to you, to us cats are the spawn of Satan. Still useful for my knighthood ambitions methinks. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 28, 2024 • 26:21
4 - BANQUET
Second try at schmoozing. Gonna do some knight-working (trademarked so don't you dare). -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 28, 2024 • 29:04
3 - CHUMS
You can keep your "friends," I. Want. Chums. They can recommend me for a knighthood. Aye, it's another gambit. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 28, 2024 • 31:33
2 - ADOPTION
Getting adopted by an heirless noblewoman, that will put me atop the list for the next knighthood. Don't "bro" me, it could work! -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 28, 2024 • 30:04
1 - MIDDLE AGED
If I tried to save the Princess from a fake dragon, that would make me knight-worthy. Oh yeah also gotta keep loosening that sword in the stone. -- Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 28, 2024 • 33:05
