Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)

Curtis Charles and Justy Boy

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We're not parents, we're just a couple silly boys in a rock-n-roll band called Cool Parents. If you dig flawless comedy that's objectively "hysterical," this show is for you. If you want advice on how to be a mama or a pep pep, you should still listen to this show, but also see a licensed professional.

The Phony Scrotum

We have some listener mail runnin' wild and we also must discuss the 2024 Oscar nominees. We know what they're about, I swear. In other news: BABA VANGA...www.coolparents.co

Feb 26, • 1:01:28

The Spunk Atom

It's time to plan the Boston Egg Party! You're either with egg or against egg... Which side are you on?Check out this episode for a legendary Truckdate and some extra yucky Pervert Proverbs (complete with songs).Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co

Feb 19, • 1:19:46

Fresh Dug Dirt

Googie Reviewbies, comin' in haawwwt! We also got aTruckdateand some other CRAP. You're gonna love it.www.coolparents.co

Feb 12, • 1:11:28

"Morbius" Listen-Along Commentary

We are both sick this week! So here's MOBUS. You can listen without watching, the movie audio is in there, sooooo... See you next week!

Feb 5, • 1:41:41

Sarcockagus

Clickbait headlines are back in a segment now called Crazy if True! All that and more in this very good episode. www.coolparents.co

Jan 29, • 56:09

Pop Douglas & The Egg

Lots of egg in this episode. This includes a possible alien egg. Be advised. Also, you will find some Tough Guy Poetry, some Truck Guy Poetry, and a trip on the Mystery Ship. www.coolparents.co

Jan 22, • 54:02

The Ultimate Submission

Nosferatu is on Tinder, as you'll hear on a new edition of Tindergarten Cops! There's also a Truckdate, a new mashup song, and some Suno AI songs. So, listen up! www.coolparents.co

Jan 15, • 1:13:41

Slub

Are you prepared for the return of Butterman? How about a little Backmasking of Aerosmith? Well... get ready. www.coolparents.co

Jan 8, • 52:54

Like, Nut, and Subscribe

Pervert Proverbs are back, and they brought Slime Capsule with them! And don't forget, Trump is coming for our creampies, it's just a metter of time... www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jan 1, • 1:10:19

King Bitch

Who resides... atop Bitch Mountain? Find out in Googie Reviewbies! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 25, 2024 • 56:01

VIDEO: "Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe" (w/ C.P. Commentary)

We're in the studio recording our new album this week, so instead of a new podcast episode, here is the movie "Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe" from 1991 starring Jesse Ventura with our commentary. www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 18, 2024 • 1:30:23

Pure Gravy

Just listen to it, it's good. There's a Mystery Ship, I Love This Business, a reality show title guessing game, and a new Jesse Ventura supercut. www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 11, 2024 • 57:16

Bath Tube

Are you ready for a new headlining segment? It's called Slime Capsule and it's a keeper! We also have some new Rope Games to look at, and these ones are truly wonderful. Thanks for lending us your ears! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 4, 2024 • 59:55

Deep Victor

This one's pipin' hot. It's gotYearbook Bios and News 2: The Sequel to the News. We also take a look at some crap they used to teach kids that has since been disproven. Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Nov 27, 2024 • 49:25

School for Hagrids

Hey, sorry this one's short. We had a scheduling conflict. You're just gonna have to deal with it. Next week, we'll do better. Promise. This one's got a Where Are They Now? for the Rugrats characters and a handful of other things to chat about. Get wit it! www.coolpatents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Nov 20, 2024 • 43:08

The East Boston Yo-Yo Wizard

We got some updates from Charles Loescher you won't wanna miss. Justy Boy also brought some Missed Connections and we're doing that unnamed segment about movie plots based off only their titles. www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Nov 13, 2024 • 1:04:14

Follow The Egg

Follow the egg down to the Salvatore Salvage Yard and check out some very high quality Googie Revoobies! Also, we have a new Cowpoke Poetry from one Brantley Gilbert. Yeehaw. www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Nov 6, 2024 • 59:41

Neutral Witch Hotel

Get ready for a special Halloween installment of A.I. Dungeon! Also, a new Pome from Justy Boy. Please do enjoy, please. www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 30, 2024 • 58:56

Blaboso: The Devil's Pepper

Pervert Proverbs are back and a little bit spooooooky! We also have a new Star Wars "fake or real character name" segment and a Bigfoot Update! Check it out, would ya?! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 23, 2024 • 1:08:42

Humanoid in Demeanor

Conquering the Worm is back, just in time for Bob Zombie's favorite time of year! We're also talking about "Moon Goo" and the "Piss Bandit" running buckwild out in California. www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 16, 2024 • 1:00:44

The Uncle-Christ

Did you know the production of Richard Donner's "The Omen" from 1976 was cursed? Well, turns out it was just due to baboons being baboons. End of paragraph. On the other hand, we did find evidence of Satan backmasked (as well as frontmasked) in the song "Plutoski" by Future. You have been warned... This episode craps. www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 9, 2024 • 54:34

"Ghost Adventures: Devil Island" Listen-Along Commentary

I promise this will be the last time for a while we skip a week. Moving is hard! That being said, this previously Patreon-exclusive commentary is the perfect Ghostober kick-off, so give it a listen, it's real nice! See you next week with a brand new wpisode! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 2, 2024 • 1:26:51

Thumbin' My Gumby

We're returning to "UFO Cowboys" and your mind will be BLOWN! We also have some more Googie Reviewbies and a new Spelling Bee! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Sep 25, 2024 • 58:30

Shrimp is in the Air

Ever wanted to be in a shrimp sauna? We talked to someone who's done it! We also have some real nice Googie Reviewbies and a spot of All The Things We Said. Oh, and there's a super cool greasy pepperoni chugger. Have fun! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Sep 18, 2024 • 55:26

Sick Boyz Birthday Special

It's Curtis' birthday and the boys are home sick... TIME TO TALK SHIT! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Sep 13, 2024 • 28:15

"3 Ninjas" Listen-Along Commentary

Justy Boy is out sick this week, so listen to this commentary we did for Patreon on the 1992 classic "3 Ninjas." It's seriously very good! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Sep 11, 2024 • 1:43:24

Goggin Hogs the Bone

Early 90's Haverhill High School yearbook bios were just built different. This episode also has a new mashup and an "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" episode commentary. Yo Diggity. www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Sep 4, 2024 • 58:03

The Liquid Moon Theory

Listen to find out what's really inside the moon... And get your Shrek fix while you're at it with Swamp Quiz! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Aug 28, 2024 • 1:00:51

Dinos Runnin' Brick

Did dinosaurs build the pyramids? Where do Pokeymans come from? What do these Clickbait Headlines actually mean? And, does Wes Scantlin like the way you smack his ass? www.coolparent.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Aug 21, 2024 • 52:23

Georgeous

You just gotta listen. Rope Games are back and they brought their pals Pervert Proverbs, Truckdate, and Mystery Ship: Solving the Pyramids. www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Aug 14, 2024 • 1:14:31

Crap Genie

Here come some real good Googie Reviewbies, and loooottsss of 'em! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Aug 7, 2024 • 1:01:36

The Possum of the Christ

Backmasking! That movie title "game" that doesn't have a name! Truckdate! The Evil Cummer! Oh my! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jul 31, 2024 • 1:07:14

Teenage Jockstrap (10 ft. Ball Bag)

Certified Fresh on Rotten Topangos! This one's hot to the touch. We got Truckdate, Missed Connections, and Making a Muscle Boy, so strap in! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jul 24, 2024 • 1:19:24

Fun in the Sun with Chip Dunn

Chip Dunn, fully swung 24/7. We're looking at Haverhill High School's 2006 yearbook and dissecting some "lyrics" of Rob Zombie's, who went to Haverhill High! Woowwwwww... We also have a "Viva La Bam" trivia segment called Bamily Feud. Vito. www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jul 17, 2024 • 1:00:37

Androgynous Biologist

Would you like to gain the Knowledge of the Chameleon? Just pay very close attention to this installment of Pervert Proverbs, which may well be one of the best ever. www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jul 10, 2024 • 1:13:41

Stink Fish (feat. Cassio Stud)

Hello, folks. Please listen to this episode, which contains Googie Reviewbies and some discussions regarding Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and Salute Your Shorts. Thank you. www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jul 3, 2024 • 1:00:26

Purple Cooper Got A Big Disease

Hey, everybody! This episode is mostly little mini segments and listener requests. Just listen to it, K? It's good. www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jun 26, 2024 • 1:13:06

Everything Different

We're officially back and we've got jingles! We also have a new hip-hop song that's sure to change your outlook on life itself. All The Things We Said makes a return and stick around for a new mashup song and a special edition of Brain War! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jun 19, 2024 • 1:08:48

Best Goofs! (Ep. 261 - 290)

We'll be back real soon, hang in there! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jun 5, 2024 • 59:41

Best Prank Calls (vol. 2)

Here's a collection of prank calls we've done, including Andy Dick and Dave Navarro! (If any legal professionals ask, they were both just really good impressions...) www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 29, 2024 • 49:31

Best Goofs! (Ep. 236 - 260)

See you in a month! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 22, 2024 • 59:43

Side Strap Slide Wallet

Pervert Proverbs is in the house, and this batch is simply exquisite! We also have Viewer Reviewer runnin' buckwild along with our reactions to the "Twisters" trailer. Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 15, 2024 • 1:17:08

Leroy

This episode contains another installment of the new segment Synompsis. And you know we had to talk a little huss since the Kentucky Derby just happened. We also have an incredible Apedate! www.coolparents.co --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 8, 2024 • 1:04:36

I Intend to Eat Every Hole

Justy Boy brought us some Missed Connections to chew on! We also have some interesting news to discuss and we tasked A.I. with making The Shaggs' "My Pal Foot Foot" lyrics into a good song. The results are very interesting! www.coolparents.co --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 1, 2024 • 1:06:00

Melissa Pulls the Plug (She Loves It)

Yearbook Bios are back with a vengeance, and so is Cowpoke Poetry! Please enjoy responsibly. www.coolparents.co --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Apr 24, 2024 • 1:06:47

Fundus & Brein

There's a new segment in town... it's called Where Are They Now? and in this installment, we're discussing what happened to "Hey Arnold!" characters after the show ended. Then, we have some very interesting Googie Reviewbies runnin' buckwild! www.coolparents.co --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Apr 17, 2024 • 1:02:51

Bro Loads

I'll be your dick baby. We got Pervert Proverbs and a new segment called News 2: The Sequel to the News. Also, a little eclipse conspiracy talk! www.coolparents.co --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Apr 10, 2024 • 1:23:00

Down with the Thickness

Guess what! Fundiferous Rex (aka Zach Cranor) is here with us and he's spilling all his beans about ghost, among other things. I Love This Business is also making an appearance, so check it out, why don't ya?! www.coolparents.co --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Apr 3, 2024 • 1:39:04

A Street Cone Named Desire

Hope you like CONE! We're trying on some new segments this episode, and I think we have some winners: Fact or Fistin' and Viewer Reviewer. We also have a new prank phone call! www.coolparents.co --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 27, 2024 • 1:00:26

You Cannot Body Slam Flip Acre

After a little Googie Reviewbie action, we have a brand new edition of Groff the Chain! www.coolparents.co --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 20, 2024 • 1:08:29

1,000% Spaghetti Boys

Making a Muscle Boy is here to rock your world! In other news, we got Rodeo Rhymes. Enjoy! www.coolparents.co --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 13, 2024 • 1:01:58

Beyond the Freak Bin

We've got a real stand-out show for y'all here, so get into it! There are trucks, Oscar movie synopses and some Rob Zombie freakery. Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 6, 2024 • 1:02:52

Crocodile Dun-DID

This one's really good, don't miss it. Justy Boy is back and we're looking at Yearbook Photos, The Book of 2 Chainz, Bigfoot Update, and some amazing A.I. Songs! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Feb 28, 2024 • 1:21:23

Juice Box Mafia

Witness BWETT as he magnificently fills in for Justy Boy! Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Feb 21, 2024 • 1:20:37

Fractal Ballsack

This one's got Pervert Proverbs AND Googie Reviewbies, soooooo...... www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Feb 14, 2024 • 1:07:04

Rippin' Dicks & Drinkin' Gravy

Tumbleweed Earth begins! The Goth with No Name, Tango the dick-ripping gladiator, and Jesse Ventura as Hank are drinkin' gravy with mutant children. Coming soon to a theater near you! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Feb 7, 2024 • 1:09:45

Here's to Nazgath, Satan

Backmasking is back and slangin' smack! We also try on a new segment: Hey, Foot Girl. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jan 31, 2024 • 1:00:32

Cocaine Pizza

This episode contains some incredible A.I.-generated music from our very good lyrics. Don't miss it! There's also a guessing game involving aging punks and politicians. Enjoy! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jan 24, 2024 • 1:07:01

Exquisite Glimpse

This is a good one... Witness the birth of TUMBLEWEED EARTH! We have some questions to answer and a real nice batch of Missed Connections. Also, some very interesting news articles are covered. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jan 17, 2024 • 1:05:36

Brothers in Cum

Smell the Dreams! BOO THIS MAN! Produs... www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jan 10, 2024 • 56:39

Big Dang Dutch Takes on the Goo Child

Don't miss this one, we've got Umpdate! We've got A.I songs! We've got a prank phone call! And our main event is a new variation of Making a Muscle Boy! Exclamation point! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jan 3, 2024 • 1:11:33

Buck 'n' Rut

You folks huckin' butt or what? We've got some Yearbook Bios leftover from Justy Boy's senior class and a selection of Tindergarten Cops submissions. But first, we must discuss truck... TRUCKDATE! Do you wanna see the yearbook photos discussed in this episode? Make sure you're subscribed to our Patreon and click HERE. If you're not subscribed, click the link below to do so, it's only $3! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotif

Dec 27, 2023 • 1:04:44

Titans of Pangea

Suno AI takes center stage as we use it to create some true musical masterpieces. Also, get ready for a very special Brain War and part one of Justy Boy's graduating class of 2008's Senior Bios! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 20, 2023 • 1:07:41

Road Boy's Mixture

Tindergarten Cops is out, POF Cops is in! Also, stick around till the end for a couple fresh prank phone calls. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 13, 2023 • 1:07:17

DOUG'S DREAM VISITOR (Bluffington Season 4)

Join us on our very special 300th episode to discuss Bluffington season 3! We top it off with some absolutely stellar PornHub comments in a Pervert Proverbs you won't want to miss. Thanks so much for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 6, 2023 • 1:32:08

Finger Pete Fingers That Buck!

Get ready for some instant classic Googie Reviewbies! But first, we must discuss "Pure Moods" and adult contemporary music (whatever that means). We also have a real nice installment of The Book of 2 Chainz, just for you! And don't forget to stick around for some more Impressions We Can't Do. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show

Nov 29, 2023 • 1:04:50

Cinnamon & Fish

We have many little things on the menu today, but first... HORSE-KU. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Nov 22, 2023 • 55:20

Spike-Titted Woman

This one is really good, you're gonna love it. We have Tough Guy Poetry, Mumpdate, and Can I Aks You A Quession B?, among other things that'll knock your socks off, guaranteed! Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Nov 15, 2023 • 1:11:39

Beach Milf

A.I. Dungeon is back along with Chatbot Poetry! Justy Boy has some Boston Missed Connections, too. Also, an introduction to the country nu-metal of Ryan Jesse... gross. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Nov 8, 2023 • 1:08:05

Electric Head

Prepare to enter the Zombie Zone! We're gonna try our darndest to figure out what the heck Rob Zombie is saying in the White Zombie song "More Human Than Human." Also, we have some of the greatest Pervert Proverbs of all time in this episode! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Nov 1, 2023 • 1:02:20

Conquering The Worm

We're back in the spooky groove and Mr. Bob Zombie's lyrics will really make you think! We have a Halloween mashup song and we come up with some pitches for new Goosebumps. Then we top it all off with some EVPs as we speak into The Portal. And here's the "Doug Kids" image mentioned in the episode: https://consequence.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/Doug-Kids.jpeg www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-paren

Oct 26, 2023 • 58:04

Best Goofs! (Ep. 201 - 235)

Curtis got sick and couldn't record, so here's a "best of" episode to hold you over until next week's episode (which will be glorious). Enjoy! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 18, 2023 • 1:12:17

Jesusween

No more Halloween, it's dark-sided! We're officially endorsing Jesusween. We're also watching Doug and Are You Afraid of the Dark?, you wanna join? www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 11, 2023 • 1:22:02

Egg Type Beat

Chris "Milkman" is with us today and we're checking out the senior bios in the yearbook for his graduating class of 2007! We also have some exceptional Buttermans to share and Justy Boy delivers a beautiful poem about egg. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 4, 2023 • 1:36:46

Semi-Hard Life

Justy Boy brought some instant classic Missed Connections to share and Curtis brough some exceptional Googie Reviewbies. All that and more in this bombshell episode of the Cool Parents Podcast! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Sep 27, 2023 • 1:01:53

Da Meg

Listen as we attempt (and mostly fail) to do a whole bunch of impressions! We also have The Book of 2 Chainz and a whole lotta jazzzzz, baby! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Sep 20, 2023 • 1:04:02

Wet Sicko In A Pit Of Gout

Today, we are joined by Dave from the Cryptid Cocktail Party podcast! He has a crazy story about hovering slimes or something. We also have a new mashup song, a deep ocean mystery, mummy talk, and finally we have isolated vocals to decipher (for Colby's band Lanterns Last Light). Some alternate titles for this episode are: Torque Rench X Mega Do Not Do Cleopatra's Fart Four-Legged Dad In Your Veins, I Dare Not Fart The Pain Is A Baby Chinotaur www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.

Sep 14, 2023 • 1:26:35

Bucket Full of Beaks

Hosstory is back and so is I Love This Business! Now go on, listen! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Sep 6, 2023 • 1:05:39

The Gurgler

Here's a big one, folks! We have a Making A Muscle Boy for the ages, as well as some backwards Creed for us to scan for Satans. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Aug 30, 2023 • 1:15:21

Spontaneous Human Mummification

Ever heard of a show called "UFO Cowboys" on the Roku Channel? You're gonna want to check this out. There are also some Pervert Proverbs and a Mumpdate in here, sooooo.... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Aug 23, 2023 • 53:58

Brotherhood of the Traveling Wranglers

A.I. is gonna wreck the world, oh nooooo! Or is it? It's not. In other news, Dave Matthews Band had an accident... The main event: Yearbook Quotes from Y2K! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Aug 16, 2023 • 1:07:42

Shotgunning Ghosts with Ryan Cultrera

We're joined today by filmmaker and all-around great fella Ryan Cultrera! We discuss his time working with the one-and-only Nick Groff (ghost hunter formerly of Ghost Adventures, presently of Death Walker) and get a little inside scoop on Zak Bagans. Check out PolterGuys, it's almost Ghostober! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/s

Aug 9, 2023 • 1:08:23

Yesterday's Beef

Get familiar with the Massachusetts area roast beef scene as well as John Cena's Boston rap song "Beantown" in a new Tough Guy Poetry! Then, we have some Googie Reviewbies and Clickbait Headlines for your listening pleasure. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Aug 2, 2023 • 58:38

Truckchild

Tindergarten Cops is back and the main event is a new segment in which we craft a song from A.I.-generated lyrics in real time! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jul 26, 2023 • 55:36

Clump

Justy Boy brought some segments including Jabroni Jamboree and Missed Connections. We also dip into the question bag for a round of Can I Axe You A Question, B? www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jul 19, 2023 • 59:48

Piss Rituals

More piss talk than usual in this one. Plus, some Pervert Proverbs and a little Mad Libs. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jul 12, 2023 • 1:07:03

A Whole Lotta Mama

Googie Reviewbies are headlining this episode! There's also some Chatbot Poetry (lyrics written by ChatGPT) and a new song mashup involving Disturbed's "Stupify." www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jul 5, 2023 • 59:08

Durst Trap (My Queefing Skeleton)

I hope you like Jesse Ventura and cowboy talk... This one's fully loaded, like a big baked potato! There's even a bit of I Love This Business and some talk about Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit. Please enjoy responsibly. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jun 28, 2023 • 1:08:19

I Am The Bee

BEWARE: Contains many mummy. If you are approached by mummy, DO NOT give the mummy the jewel. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jun 21, 2023 • 1:00:02

BoBo

Yearbooks are back! And aliens! Oh my! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jun 14, 2023 • 1:07:36

Armageddon Twinkles

Groff the Chain is back, along with a surprising update on Nick Groff's exit from Ghost Adventures! In other news: Pervert Proverbs. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jun 7, 2023 • 1:09:50

Mummy Nun

We solved the mystery of the Mummy Nun. We also have a special visitor, a Time Witch, to tell us about out moons. Just listen, it'll make sense. Maybe... www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 31, 2023 • 1:02:24

Rippin' Butts With Scooby

Justy Boy has an amazing poem loosely based on his childhood in Revere, MA. We also talk about Alan Jackson's daddy and the lyrics for his silly country tune "Drive (For Daddy Gene)" and then we have another installment of the fan favorite segment Making a Muscle Boy! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-par

May 24, 2023 • 1:28:13

By Noodles, It's Chip Glitz & Tip Glamour!

Googie Reviewbies is here to rock your world before getting into The Book of 2 Chainz ("100 Joints"), but most importantly, we ask the question... would you eat a Gumby? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 17, 2023 • 1:04:08

H4KM4N (Working Class Bimbos)

Two words: Cyber Theory. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 10, 2023 • 1:09:40

Prosthetic Lip

You want some new Tough Guy Poetry? How about a Truckdate? Tindergarten Cops, you say? Sure! Just hit play, you freak. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 3, 2023 • 1:01:35

A Huge Eureka

Hey look, another 69th episode and it's hornier than ever! We have some peepee-related news articles to discuss, a round of Pervert Proverbs of course, and what may be the greatest AI-generated story of all time. It's called Whistleblowers and it stars Jesse "The Body" Ventura and a bunch of sexy Illuminati reptoids. Enjoy! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support t

Apr 26, 2023 • 1:01:51

Julia Stiles Was Not In The Mask

Chatbot Poetry (featuring ChatGPT), Butterman, and Clickbait Headlines are all here to grace your ears. www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Apr 19, 2023 • 1:04:32

To Suck A Thug

It was hard not to call this episode "Baby 2: Pig City," but I felt "To Suck A Thug" may be more fitting because this episode revolves heavily around the hit song My Neck, My Back by Khia. We also dissect the lyrics(?) of Junkie Man by Rancid. Spelling Bee and Missed Connections (Canadian Edition) are also featured! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.sp

Apr 12, 2023 • 59:19

Action Bronson Eats That Meatball

We have a great idea for a new show on Vice. It involves Action Bronson putting his life in danger in order to eat every meatball. We also have a nice selection of Googie Reviewbies! Thanks for listening! <3 www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Apr 5, 2023 • 56:37

Treat Me Like A Steak

We have a bucket of Pervert Proverbs and some prank calls! Now enjoy this list of alternate episode titles we considered: Him Yum Wee Mama Tig is Back on YouTube Hard Tit Froggy Style Normalize Crap Mouth The Early Worm Gets the Bug www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 29, 2023 • 1:15:01

Rembrandt Foxheart

Chatbot Poetry and Tindergarten Cops are back with a vengeance! Please enjoy responsibly. www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 22, 2023 • 55:13

The Myth Of The Male Mons Pubis

Justy Boy is taking us back to school and sharing some childhood relics. Also, Brain War! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 15, 2023 • 1:00:17

Voodoo Twins (Ying Yang Twins x Godsmack x KoЯn x Disturbed) Mashup

I realized the mashup from our latest episode was oddly compressed, so here it is in all its hi-fi glory! Fingers crossed it doesn't get taken down... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 9, 2023 • 3:45

Lizard Alert!

Curtis is back from Costa Rica and he's talkin' about the mysterious "squish lizard" a little bit. He also has a musical mash-up you will not want to miss... www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 8, 2023 • 59:47

"The Condemned" Listen-Along Commentary

Check out this old ass commentary we did for Stone Cone movie "The Condemned." If you want more, get on that Patreon for only $3! We'll be back next week for a brand new episode. https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 2, 2023 • 2:05:09

The Portal

A portal fulla Perverts! linktr.ee/coolparents patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Feb 22, 2023 • 52:30

Bone Potions

Today, we're talking about several Updates, Curtis kind of introduces a "new" segment called Why Come? and challenges Justy Boy to a new guessing game involving isolated vocal noises. Then, we close it out with a round of I Love This Business. Thanks for listening! www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Feb 15, 2023 • 1:16:35

Murderfied: An Dungeon Mystery At 10,000 Feets

Hello! We've finally figured out what the heck Davey Havok is saying in AFI's "Dancing Through Sunday." Justy Boy also brought some Missed Connections, Curtis chopped n' screwed that "Bugle Boogie Boy Bee" song, and we educate ourselves on Gen Z slang. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Feb 8, 2023 • 1:10:57

Yacht Monolith

Ya'll asked for it, so Spelling Bee is back! We also have a new installment of The Book of 2 Chainz, a Mumpdate (mummy update), our review of an old Kerrang interview with Jonathan Davis of KoЯn, and much more. Believe me, this one's a true banger. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Feb 1, 2023 • 1:12:54

Gideon Yago: The Cumshot King Of Amsterdam

This one's got ropes! It's got Pervert Proverbs! It's got Alfred Hitchcock! Oh, and the effects of medicine withdrawals... Enjoy! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jan 25, 2023 • 56:39

It's More Than A Truck, It's A Friend Of Mine

It's a new dawn for computer creatures (artificial intelligence) and we're more than prepared to exploit this creepy new tech for the sake of absurd comedy. We're doing exactly that on this episode. We have A.I.-generated song lyrics in a new segment called Chatbot Poetry and very glitchy (meaning extra funny) text-to-speech voice models from Uberduck. Additionally, we have a new installment of Googie Reviewbies and Curtis predicts a new aesthetic movement: Covidcore. If you like our show and wa

Jan 18, 2023 • 1:15:52

Those Who No Longer Do

I hope you like sound effects! We've got a lot of 'em. We also have a brand new POME from Justy Boy, some shrimp news, prank calls, and a new trivia segment: Crash Course!!!! There's other stuff in there too, soooooo... www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jan 11, 2023 • 1:01:10

Throatorcycle Nightmare Freak

Mr. Robert Zombie has some words for you. We can't really tell what those words are, but we can certainly give our best guess! It's also time to review some of the most searched terms on PornHub in 2022 and some strange banned hashtags on Instagram. www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jan 4, 2023 • 1:05:51

Pincer (2000, dir. David Fincher)

Do you remember the classic David Fincher film Pincer from 2000 starring Morgan Freeman as a detective uncovering a mystery involving a surreptitious invasion of Earth by a race of shrimp-lobster-alien's and their human hybrid offspring? What a picture! Strap in for a rottin' tootin' mud truckin' good time as we discuss what a good ol' boy's truck says about him. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/m

Dec 28, 2022 • 1:05:18

Oh My Foot

We answer the internet's burning questions, then Governor/Fighter/Frogman Jesse Ventura is back and he's prepared to exchange blows with Donald Trump. And speaking of Trump, we've got a nasty batch of Pervert Proverbs, too! Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 21, 2022 • 1:05:03

Soaked In Milk & Victorious

Making a Muscle Boy is back with a vengeance! We also have a brand new segment called The People in the Comments and so much more. www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 14, 2022 • 1:09:21

BBL: Big Beautiful Lip

We finally took down the Liver King. Yeah, that was us. You're welcome! "Prioritize. Execute. Do." - Nostradingus www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 7, 2022 • 1:05:54

Blonde Ass At The Bust Stop

Googie Reviewbies is back with a vengeance and it's brought Missed Connections with it! Don't miss this absolute unit, listen now! Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Nov 30, 2022 • 1:01:16

Brother Luke's Penis Root

Today's main event is a new segment we're calling Slamazon! We also tried one called Gucci Bane, but the results were mixed... but in a good way? Listen and tell us what you think! Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Nov 23, 2022 • 1:05:22

Duplicate My Groove

The Book of 2 Chainz is back, but before that, Justy Boy presents a new Jabroni Jamboree. Oh, and we close the episode with I Love This Business! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Nov 16, 2022 • 1:10:26

Scratch My Disk Up

This one's gonna make you squirt. Simple as that. It's an instant classic. We got Pervert Proverbs, we got Buttermans, and we got a new segment called Brain War! What else do you people need?! Support the show and get super sick bonus content on Patreon: www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Nov 9, 2022 • 59:38

Releasing The Insect

This one's getting real spooky and real sexxxy, so put your stupid kids to bed. Olivia is here to share her nasty cryptid fanfiction and we guarantee there won't be a dry panty in the room. We're also chatting with some local ghosts via spirit box, among other Ghostober endeavors. Enjoy responsibly! If you like the show, support us on Patreon where you can watch House of the Dead with our commentary starting at only $3! www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice

Nov 2, 2022 • 1:02:31

Put A Boob On It!

Happy heckoween! In this special treat we're joined by the one and only BWETTTTTTT to watch Uwe Boll's House of the Dead (2003). Video version (for Patrons only): HERE! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 28, 2022 • 1:37:38

The Grotus Tapes

This episode is more fun than a "barrel full of supernatural," as Nick Groff would say. That's right, Groff the Chain is back with a vengeance! We also talk politics (uh-oh), have a Spooky Bee, and Justy Boy reads a new Ghostober POME. Enjoy! Thanks for listening! Follow us and support the show below: www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/sup

Oct 26, 2022 • 1:01:20

Muck Mummy Bison

You ready for more spookies? You better be! We're talkin' Frankensteins, skeletons, Draculas, and mad scientists! Oh, and don't forget the TikTok time traveler. Did you know humanity is effed? Listen for more details! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 19, 2022 • 1:14:25

Febus & His Fluff Knife Go To Nom Nom City

Don't miss this Ghostober episode, it's really good. We met a demon named Febus, what else do you need to know? We sifted through some backwards music to hunt for secret Satans and also had an A.I. write us a spooky story for a robot to read to us. Like I said, this one's really good. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parent

Oct 12, 2022 • 1:07:23

The Leprechaun's Liquid

And so begins the Ghostober festivities, sooooo... We got Are You Afraid of the Dark? commentary, spooky Rope Hero, and spooky Spelling Bee. Bring a change of paaaantyyyy... Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 5, 2022 • 1:11:12

Panty

Curtis calls the Mystery Freak! Brand new IKEA product name game! Pervert Proverbs! That other thing! Many of more! Thanks for listening! Support us on Patreon pretty please! www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Sep 28, 2022 • 1:02:53

Simian Whale

Spooky Reviewbies are here! We also have another edition of It Really Makes You Think... and then we pick apart a Rusted Roots song. WTF he sayin???? Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Sep 21, 2022 • 1:03:56

Dubauchery

You're gonna hear from some real ghosts in this episode, so be ready... Other topics include: pumpkin bote (sic), pope dubauchery (sic), robot catfish bios, and a round of I Love This Business. Thanks so much for listening! Please leave us a rating and review and sign up for our Patreon via the link below: www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spot

Sep 14, 2022 • 1:09:00

Mummified Slug Nest

We're back! We're answering some of life's deepest philosophical questions in a new segment called It Really Makes You Think... Plus, we start our preparations for Ghostober 2022 and then two failed Buttermans lead to some new discoveries in songs from both KoRn and Shaggy! Thanks for listening, don't forget to leave reviews everywhere you can! <3 www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https:

Sep 7, 2022 • 1:11:43

Varsity Blues Commentary [Patreon Preview]

"WE GON BEAT BING BONG!" This commentary track for Varsity Blues was recorded for our Patreon, but here it is as a sneak peek in case you're not a Patron. Now you'll know what you're missing! Get access to all our other commentaries and a whole lot more at: www.patreon.com/coolparents Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Aug 31, 2022 • 1:55:18

Dripping Wet Freakery on the River of Load

Guess who's back Back again Hoss is back Tell a friend Thanks for listening to our show! If you like it, please leave a rating and a review. Also, check out our Patreon and social media accounts at the link below: www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Aug 24, 2022 • 56:01

Male Man

Sorry ladies, this one's for the boys! Wait, no, I'm kidding, please still listen. Today we're making fun of country music, specifically songs considered to be "manly," whatever the heck that means. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Aug 17, 2022 • 1:20:44

Post-Nut Malone

Listen, the title says it all. We've got Pervert Proverbs, our re-worked version of "Supercharger Heaven," and some isolated vocal tracks! Thanks for listening! <3 www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Aug 10, 2022 • 1:13:02

Remixing the Chicken Dance

There's a yogi on the internet who's obsessed with his own cumshot. Not sure what else you need to know... Oh, Tindergarten Cops returns. So there's that too. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Aug 3, 2022 • 1:14:26

Honk Yonder Speaks Snake

Did you know that God can speak through humans? He just doesn't use English, or any other earthly tongue. Don't know why. Maybe you can decipher some of his messages. Listen and let us know! You'll also hear some Missed Connections and some more Jesse Ventura interview gems! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jul 27, 2022 • 1:18:44

Hawk Tuscon in the Age of the Robot Soldiers

Justy Boy prophesizes the future of Humankind. Then we discuss our findings in our ongoing "Super Charger Heaven" experiment (now titled Slob Zombie), followed by some superb Googie Reviewbies! Thanks for listening and if you enjoy it, be sure to support us on Patreon. Smack this link! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jul 20, 2022 • 1:11:19

Oregano Mega Cheeseball Man

You don't want to miss this one, folks! Here are just a few things to look forward to in this extra thicc episode (in no particular order): Tim Burton's Todd Fungus Bigfoot Update Filthy Fan Fiction (Mostly) Metalcore Buttermans Oregano Mega Meatball Man Oregano Mega Cheeseball Man Extra Large Pervert Proverbs Muuuuch more! Thanks for listening, don't forget to rate and review! Also, smash this link to follow us on social media and support the show on Patreon! --- Send in a vo

Jul 13, 2022 • 1:32:31

Sumerian Drip

Justy Boy got his hands on some letters written to his sister from Korean teenage English students and they are truly interesting. And back by popular demand is part 2 of the infamous Jesse Ventura hypercut podcast interview. We also talk alien hair, Kate Nash, and FOOTBALL! Thanks so much for listening! Don't forget to support the podcast below: Patreon Linktree --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.

Jul 6, 2022 • 1:04:31

She-Thang in the Flesh World

Making a Muscle Boy is finally back with a new set of legendary fighters! Justy Boy also brought some Missed Connections, this time from Southie, bro. But before all that, we spoke to some ghosts... Please support our show on Patreon if you like it, you'll get some sweet bonuses! Patreon Linktr.ee --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jun 29, 2022 • 1:16:09

Big Puddle of Pre-Peoples

We have a highlight reel of Jesse "The Body" Ventura talking about basically nothing yet saying so much. It's hilarious. Also, we have some yearbook bios to review and some very captivating news stories to talk about. They may or may not contain piss. Thanks for listening! TikTok Instagram Patreon Linktree --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jun 22, 2022 • 1:07:02

Rat Pastor

We have ourselves a two person roundtable to discuss the flag. The flag. The only flag. We also have some Googie Reviewbies (working title) and a real nice round of I Love This Business! In addition, we have a world premiere cover of Bruce Springsteen's "I'm on Fire" for you. Thanks for listening! Support our show, would ya? Thank you! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this p

Jun 15, 2022 • 58:51

Have a Good Organism (Because Vagina)

Curtis got COVID, so this episode was recorded remotely. Don't let that scare ya though, Justy Boy has an excellent forty dollar gaming headset... We've got a bunch of top-notch Pervert Proverbs for you in addition to a very mysterious Truckdate! G'head, listen! www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jun 8, 2022 • 1:00:30

Jazz II: Shrink Wrap That Rat

Jazz comedy is a type of improv we invented very early on in the life of this podcast. It's when our goofs cannot be constrained to the standards set by the mainstream, just like jazz music but dumb. This episode gets wacky, but we do have some topics: "Ghost Adventures House Calls," Listener Questions, "Bubble Boy," and more! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/p

Jun 1, 2022 • 1:01:55

Clifestyles of the Rich & Famous

Our special guest Charlie (AKA Chuck Finn) tells us all about the "Angelic Initiative," a weird af yoga/energy-healing show on YouTube, as well as Lil' Lunchbox, a clown lady from hell. Then, Justy Boy shares an exciting new development in our quest for ghost: "Paranormal Destination." Don't miss this one! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parent

May 25, 2022 • 1:20:26

That's Verb, My Guy

We took the liberty of isolating some more vocal tracks from an assortment of songs. Curtis even did some choppin' and screwin' of those vocals to a very satisfying end. You'll love what you hear! Also, we've got a "Cryptid" Update and some fantastic Pervert Proverbs. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 18, 2022 • 1:21:50

The Room of the Toilet

The Cool Parents Travel Agency has you covered! We're visiting some businesses, calling some others, and creating our own in I Love This Business! Also, did you know seagulls are space aliens? www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 11, 2022 • 1:13:40

TRAVIS POP IS A THIEF & A SCUMBAG!!!

Hey there, slimes! You wanna hear about some real cool kids in a 2006 high school yearbook? We got that! You wanna hear about some missed connections and "activities" on CraigsList? Well stop reading this and press play, you PERVERT. www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 4, 2022 • 1:12:25

Montana Silversmith's Big Danzig Belt Buckle

You got another top-quality episode on your hands today, folks! We have a couple Buttermans and Umpdates runnin' wiiiiild, then we listen to some incredible isolated vocal tracks from Rancid, Boxcar Racer, Disturbed, and Tom Waits. All that topped off with a Tough Guy Poetry from Soulfly! Thanks for listening, don't forget to support us pleeease! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://

Apr 27, 2022 • 1:14:01

D.I. Doug

We've got a new segment to take for a spin called Round Trip Translations and an oldie but goodie, Tindergarten Cops! Give it a listen and tell your friends! www.patreon.com/coolparents   --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Apr 20, 2022 • 1:28:28

Love, Butt, & Gunfire

We brought our A game to this one, folks, so strap in! Or strap on, because we've got Pervert Proverbs. We also answer your burning questions about all kinds of stuff upon which we are the authority. Thanks for listening, and be sure to join our Patreon to show your support and get bonus goofs! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Apr 13, 2022 • 1:19:32

Have You Read These Documents?

Google reviews are back! We also discuss the lyrics of a song called "On the River" by Young Dolph.  Thanks for Listening! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Apr 6, 2022 • 52:20

Odd Plum

Justy Boy has a new segment! It's called Pomp Quiz. We also have some high school yearbook photos to review. Thanks for listening! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 30, 2022 • 1:22:37

Hoss Fooey

Are you up for something new? You'd better be, cuz we got a couple two tree new segments runnin' wild! Cowpoke Poetry, Hoss Fooey (AKA Horse Code), and Message Board Confessional all make their debuts alongside a new installment of Spelling Bee. Enjoy!   If you like the show, please support us on Patreon and get free goodies! www.patreon.com/coolparents   --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.

Mar 23, 2022 • 1:06:57

The Ancestral Rudder

This just in: THE LIVER KING EATS CHILDREN. We got the proof. We also got some top-notch Pervert Proverbs and a Butter Man for you, so g'head and listen, would ya?! Thanks for listening and please support the show on Patreon! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 16, 2022 • 1:06:01

Nick Groff's Ghost-Sucking Kirby Vacuum

Come truggin' with us! We're talking about the greatest vocal performance in rock-n-roll history: KoRn's "Twist." Then we have some UFO sighting reports from our home state of New Hampshire. Also, don't miss the return of the hit segment, Groff the Chain. Thanks for listening, and please support us on Patreon for more very nice goofs: www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.

Mar 9, 2022 • 1:00:22

Bum Loam

We have to talk about rope and loam. patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 2, 2022 • 58:34

Butt Fumble

We're talkin' about some obscure Wikipedia articles dug up by @depthsofwikipedia on Instagram, a Tough Guy Poetry from Five Foot Thick, and another installment of Tindergarten Cops! Support us on Patreon, sheepeople! patreon.com/coolparents Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Feb 23, 2022 • 1:18:18

Bring Me the Lingam of Julio Gomez

A Pervert Proverb for the ages! We also cover the lyrics of "Stuntin' Like my Daddy" by Little Wayne and Birdman. The main event: a sexxxy Jurassic Park fanfiction written almost entirely by an A.I. Enjoy! Don't forget to share and join our Patreon at: www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Feb 16, 2022 • 1:10:35

Ridin' Pit with Bwort

We return to the confusing depths of high school senior yearbook photos and comb through the lyrics of Kid Rock's latest abortion, "We The People." Thanks for listening, go ahead and support us on Patreon for extra bonus goofs and gags! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Feb 9, 2022 • 1:12:14

Satan's Seeing Walrus (Snake My Empty Bean)

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Feb 2, 2022 • 1:11:56

Some Type of Sick

This one's for our slimes we affectionately call BWETT. It's his birthday(ish) and we're fixin' to make him hurl with some top-notch erotic fanfiction! We also talk a little Meatloaf and play a Justy Boy original guessing game, Jabroni Jamboree! Thanks for listening and if you like whatcha hear, please support the show on Patreon: www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spot

Jan 26, 2022 • 1:09:38

My Jaded Cells

Pervert Proverbs is back in its original form! Also, we have an exceptional new installment of Tough Guy Poetry. Please enjoy responsibly. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jan 19, 2022 • 1:03:25

Bad Tomatoes

We're back with new business reviews from Google and another installment of The Book of 2 Chainz! Come on, GIT IT! patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jan 12, 2022 • 1:22:04

The Longest Testes in the Westes

Dana White? More like Dana Brown! Did you know MMA fighters love to shit all over themselves? It's true! And did you know that the moon is full of yellow jelly and ruled by a moon king named Bibi Onini? That's also true, probably. All that, Missed Connections, I Love This Business, and more on this hott hott episode. Thanks for listening! coolparents.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters

Jan 5, 2022 • 1:09:59

Pull Up, Suck Foot

We have a new version of our world famous Pervert Proverbs segment. This time, we're doing titles from PornHub videos! We also have some new Tindergarten Cops entries and a roundup of some of the best weird news stories of 2021. Thanks for listening, love youuuu! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 29, 2021 • 1:19:40

Cuth Cuthbertson, Wrangle Them Boys!

Welcome to the second season of the Cool Parents Podcast! New here? Don't worry, jump right in and we'll get you up to date in no time. We've got a new segment for a new season in which we discuss user reviews of random small businesses across the country. We also take a look at PornHub's year-end search trends for 2021. You'll also hear an old Christmas song we recorded years ago. It's about tugjobs and stuff!  Thanks for listening, and don't forget to subscribe to our Patreon if you dig our go

Dec 22, 2021 • 1:30:37

200 - BEET GOD (Bluffington Season 3)

Bluffington, everyone's favorite non-existent reboot of Nickelodeon's Doug, is back in a big way with a third season! Beware the Order of the Beet! Thanks so much for listening, everyone! We love you!   www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 15, 2021 • 1:27:08

Bonus Episode: Bluffington Recap (Seasons 1 & 2)

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Dec 15, 2021 • 1:36:51

Best Prank Calls

Here are some of our favorite prank phone calls! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 9, 2021 • 1:52:45

Best Prank Calls

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Dec 9, 2021 • 1:56:04

Best Goofs! (Ep. 146 - 199)

What a wild ride it's been, and we're just getting started, baby! Here are some more fun goofs we did. Thanks so much for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 8, 2021 • 1:25:44

Best Goofs! (Ep. 91 - 146)

What a wild ride it's been, and we're just getting started, baby! Here are some fun goofs we did a long time ago. Thanks so much for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 7, 2021 • 1:29:58

199 - Crumhorn Assjob

If you don't know what a crumhorn or an assjob is, you're not alone. Come along with us and learn as we parse OnlyFans category tags! We also play some Mad Libs and discuss Peter Popoff's "Miracle Spring Water." Thanks for listening! www.patreon.com/coolparents   --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 1, 2021 • 1:13:34

198 - Hub Nut & the Electric Big Rig

This one's a banger! We got Tindergarten Cops, Tough Guy Poetry (a new pile of shit from Kid Rock), and a phone call to a new celebrity "guest." Check 'er out! patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Nov 24, 2021 • 1:30:13

197 - Do She Scrump?

Well? Do she? We've got some pretty incredible Pervert Proverbs for this one. We also take a look at the lyrics of "Like Me" by 2 Chainz in a brand new installment of The Book of 2 Chainz! Hope you like it! Find more goodf and support our endeavors on out Patreon, pretty please, over at: www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you and god bless. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/coo

Nov 17, 2021 • 1:00:56

196 - The Flesh Tentacle

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Nov 10, 2021 • 1:36:58

195 - Papa Rope

We have some Missed Connections from Craig's List for ya, as well as a round of I Love This Business and so much more! Oh, there's also a legitimate appearance from a certain major celebrity with a butt-chin. No joke, check it out. Thanks for listening! Support the show at: www.patreon.com/coolparents   --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Nov 3, 2021 • 1:20:38

194 - Amazon for Wizards

This episode contains irrefutable evidence of FOOT GHOST. We communicate with the other side via the Necrophonic app after talking wizards and Butter Mans. Thanks so much for listening! Consider contributing to our Patreon pretty please: www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 27, 2021 • 1:03:09

193 - The Fresno Grinch Finger

You cannot squaredance in a circle. You also cannot listen to this spooky Ghostober episode (featuring special guest Olivia) without getting aroused by cryptozoological smut! Thanks for listening! And please join our Patreon at: www.patreon.com/coolparents   --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 20, 2021 • 1:32:50

192 - I Sing with my Whale

Ghostober is in full effect, so we've got a new Groff the Chain for you and an Are You Afraid of the Dark? episode commentary! If you enjoy our show, consider contributing to our Patreon and get yourself some real cool extras: www.patreon.com/coolparents   --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 13, 2021 • 1:13:23

191 - Devil Moves

Ghostober is here! We have to talk about the spookiest ghost of them all: the Holy Ghost. Oh, and also mummies, Draculas, etc. Subscribe to our Patreon if you like our show, please! We've got bonuses for you and it's only $3! www.patreon.com/coolparents Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 6, 2021 • 1:00:51

190 - A Hard Y7

Did you forget about Goof Dad?! Of course not... So you'll be happy to know we're finally fleshing out the TV movie event of the century! Thanks for listening and don't forget to subscribe to our Patreon!  www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Sep 29, 2021 • 1:05:35

189 - Paul Thomas Cruiser

Can you believe we have more Truckdate? I mean, these things just keep coming out of the woodwork, usually towing a redwood on their big strong winch. But after the tucks have come in gone, we have a new installment of Tindergarten Cops and I Love This Business. Thanks for listening! Join our Patreon for only $3 and get instant access to a whole bunch of bonus material. Plus, you'll be supporting our show, which is so cool of you! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: http

Sep 22, 2021 • 1:17:36

188 - Pliss

I heard you freaks like Pervert Proverbs. Do? Listen, pliss! We also play some The Shame of Life card game and pick apart some terrible wrestle man theme song in a segment Justy Boy calls Beef Boy Broetry. Pliss enjoy! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Sep 15, 2021 • 1:21:11

187 - Plump Goddess

More news from the McFlurby front and it's... weird. Also, Curtis murders a truck (it deserved it) and Justy Boy brings the Missed Connections! Plus, Joe Rogan got COVID! lol Word of the day: NIMROD. Thanks for listening! Hey, you wanna check out our Patreon to support our show and get awesome bonus content? Then go ahead and do! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.

Sep 8, 2021 • 1:10:05

186 - "The Cactus & Sexy Lump Show" (feat. Pinky)

Guess who's back... It's Pinky! We've got games to play and trucks to discuss on this Double Stuf episode. I know it seems like it's too long but we assure you, this is the Snyder cut of podcasts. It's lengthy but you'll be okay with it because it rocks. Thanks so much for listening and don't forget to support the show on Patreon! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify

Sep 2, 2021 • 2:05:04

185 - Cigarphagus

Take a journey with us to Peach Valhalla in a brand new segment (yet to be named) on the subject of anime titles from Crunchy Roll. Thanks for listening! Mosey on over to our Patreon for bonus content and to help support our podcast: www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Aug 25, 2021 • 1:12:35

184 - 100% Sticky (What the Horse Knows...)

Listen here pardners, we're crackin' some whips tonight, I'll tell you what. We also must discuss "PopoZão" by Kevin Federline ASAP. And what's up with those grape thieves behind Curtis' house? Any clues are greatly appreciated. Tip lines are opening soon. Thanks for listening! If you enjoy our goofs, please do us a solid and get on our Patreon. You'll get bonus content, too! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message

Aug 18, 2021 • 1:12:12

183 - Jose Camacho's Premium Juice

Jose Canseco is on a roll this week with several head-scratchers on his Twitter feed. Also discussed are goats, Don Chena and The Suicide Squad, McFlurbies, skimboarding, and a couple new Butter Mans from BLACKPINK! U liek podcast? Plz do a Patreon plz. You'll get bonus goofs! www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/sup

Aug 11, 2021 • 1:01:55

182 - The Maserati of Susans

We have some choice Missed Connections and Pervert Proverbs in this one! Some of the best. We also finish the segment on cowboy slang we started a few weeks ago. Enjoy, pardner. Do you appreciate our work? If so, the best way to show it is over on our Patreon where you can also get bonus movie commentaries! Only $3!!!! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/s

Aug 4, 2021 • 1:06:57

181 - Lump

We got Butter Man! We got Tindergarten Cops! We got the gas, baby! Thanks for listening! Hop on over to our Patreon for bonus content and to support this podcast if you haven't already. You certainly will not regret it! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jul 28, 2021 • 1:07:49

180 - My Alien Green

Join us as we discuss egg, among other things. We have another brilliant Android game description to decipher and another installment of I Love This Business! Thanks for listening! If you like what we've made for you, join the VIPs supporting our endeavors over at our Patreon. You'll get bonus content! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/su

Jul 21, 2021 • 1:09:10

179 - An Pegasus

Justy Boy's throat is all toe up, but he's gonna tough it out for you good folks. What a troopah! We got some real yucky Pervert Proverbs for ya and also a Tough Guy Poetry by Static X and a couple new Butter Mans.  Thanks for listening and don't forget to hop on our Patreon and support the cause! You'll also get some hot bonus content: www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters

Jul 14, 2021 • 53:21

178 - The Rotten Corpse of Mr. America

I hope you've got the sand to keep your son warm this winter, partner. Even if you gotta open up yer best mule to do so. We've got some prime cowboy content in this one, folks! And also, some excellent Missed Connections. Thanks for listening! If you like us, please support us on Patreon. You'll get bonus content and it's so cheap! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotif

Jul 7, 2021 • 1:11:49

177 - Red-Hatted Gorilla Demon

Are you prepared to learn about how Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst copes with the guilt of creating a Frankenstein? We also discuss a horse/truck Android game and the lyrics of "MFN Right" by 2 Chainz! u liek show??? Keep us runnin' strong buy contributing to our Patreon! You'll get some very nice bonuses too: www.patreon.com/coolparents Jah bless! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/po

Jun 30, 2021 • 1:09:20

176 - Dimension It (feat. Darth Sepius)

Neil Wannabe is haunting my home. I know this because he spoke to us through the Necrophonic app. All this and much more spooky goofery (including Groff the Chain) on this very haunted episode! Now, g'head and check out our new Ghost Adventures parody, Polterguys: Michael the Doll! bit.ly/polterguys2 If you love this business, drop us some coin over at Patreon, please! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support

Jun 23, 2021 • 1:11:11

175 - Keith Sweat's Sex Territory

Yo, you like juice movies? Huh? We got the hits this time: Tindergarten Cops and Pervert Proverbs. Thanks for listening! Check out this real nice Patreon, pleeeease. www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jun 16, 2021 • 1:03:22

174 - No Tongue, No Nose, No Mask

In this episode we discuss some of the stupidest things ever uttered by famous idiot Joe Rogan, we discover the meanings behind our recurring dreams, and Tony Boogyman makes his professional wrestling debut! If you like our content, please consider supporting us on Patreon! You'll get some very cool freebies along with the satisfaction of helping some hard-working independent creators. Thank you so muuuuuuch! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com

Jun 9, 2021 • 1:28:48

173 - Killing Tony Boogieman

Chris "Milkman" Milton joins us to discuss the first episode of History Channel's The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch! But before that, we've got another installment of Butter Man among a myriad of other fun topics. Thanks for listening, and get on that Patreon tip for some super sick bonuses! Only $3! WOW! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/su

Jun 2, 2021 • 1:42:12

172 - Motorwayne & the Mystery of Spit Crick

AI Dungeon is back in a big way to take us trick-or-treating with Michael Avenatti! We also dissect the excellent lyricism of Luke Bryan as well as cool heavy rock band Disturbed. Thanks for listening, everyone! If you like our show, you can support us over at Patreon and get some sweet extras in the process: www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-p

May 26, 2021 • 1:15:00

171 - Big Honkin' Pig

You got a problem with me, wiseguy? Huh? I'll have ya whacked. Feed ya to my pigs. They eat the bones! Hop on our Patreon for extra content, including full-length movie commentaries! It's so inexpensive and so worth it, I promise. Thank you! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 19, 2021 • 1:00:25

170 - The Ultimate Choice

This episode contains a lot of laughs. I mean this literally. A lot of time is spent laughing. Just know that I cut out about half of it. In reality there was roughly twice the laughing. Sooooo...  Did you know you can support our goofs and get some sweet bonus content at the same time by contributing to our Patreon? It's true, so please do! Thank you! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 12, 2021 • 1:03:57

169 - Born Hard

From high atop a horse egg pyramid we answer the internet's burning questions after discussing a Mighty Ducks theory in which Gordon Bombay poisons a bunch of kids! Support us on Patreon and get more super nice goofs, please! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 5, 2021 • 1:08:23

168 - Ghosts Don't Wear Leather Jackets

"You have to have at least ten years as a DJ under your belt in order to communicate with ghost," said Justy Boy. Luckily, we've been DJing since the early-90s Acid House underground rave scene, so we can talk to ghosts. Not a problem. Listen and you'll hear us communicate face to ghost-face with intelligent entities via the sick smart phone app Necrophonic. Subscribe to our Patreon to support the show and get some dope bonus content! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: h

Apr 28, 2021 • 1:02:58

167 - An Day Off with Foot Girl

Jetskis. We've never used 'em but we love 'em. Very powerful machines with very powerful pee pee streams! Now call up Quick Meat™ and hop in the beef, cuz this one's a slapper! Wanna support Cool Parents? You do. G'head! Get some bonuses while you're at it: www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Apr 21, 2021 • 1:12:55

166 - RoboJoan

Allegedly there was once a female pope! Any evidence of Pope Joan is hiding in the Vatican archives, accessible only to the Christ. Duh, everybody knows that... What you may not know, however, is the story of the first robot Pope. If you like what we do, please subscribe to out Patreon! You'll get all kinds of sweet gifts for doing so and we would appreciate it so much. Thank you! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messa

Apr 14, 2021 • 54:56

165 - EGG WAR: The Temple of Al Spud

Got mud? Call Spud! Hey, friend! You wanna support our podcast? Please? We put a lot of work into this thing, SOOO... G'head! www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you so much, and Jingus bless! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Apr 7, 2021 • 1:12:00

164 - The Scorpion Kink

We've finally identified the Seal Team 6 of ghost killers! Please support the show and get some sweet swag over at our Patreon! www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 31, 2021 • 1:07:41

163 - American Food Baby

Have you heard about Joe Biden's performance-enhancing earlobes? Have you ever participated in egg-swapping? Have you ever mistakenly activated a Tom Clancy? No? Well...  Please consider supporting our show! Head on over to our Patreon to do so and we'll give you all kinds of goodies! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 24, 2021 • 1:09:28

162 - You Can't Shave a Mummy

Tindergarten Cops is on the docket but we're also gonna dive into the epic poem "Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne. Additionally, we have some new information on POPE as well as noted warlock José Canseco. Thanks for listening! You can support the show and get siiiiick goodies over at our Patreon: www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 17, 2021 • 1:21:55

161 - Evidence of Skin

These alternate titles for this episode should give you a great idea of what to expect: The Rock Has Eyes Bubble Gum Tongue Muscle Joseph Smith: Skinwalker Joseph Smith: Realm Squatter God Hole Shrimpin' for Oil If you'd like to support us on Patreon, you'll get free gifts and a TRUCKload of extra content for only $3 or $5. Help us out, would ya?! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https

Mar 10, 2021 • 1:05:15

160 - Wet but Classy

Join us on our quest to locate Billy Football's soul. Witness a cryptic transmission form an ancient space caveman. Then later, experience the first ever "Bucket Match" in the history of CPW. Thanks so much for listening! Please show your support if you can over at our Patreon: www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 3, 2021 • 1:04:21

159 - Bowel Knights: A Sinister Bean

"Do the Queen Bean Dream?" Listen up, Groff the Chain is back! Need I say more? Park your heat, mister, and check out this new episode. Oh, you'll love what ya hear. And don't forget to support us on Patreon for extra goodies, please and thank you! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Feb 24, 2021 • 1:19:11

158 - Horny Bay Boob Theory

Please don't throw us in the clink for using suggestive language in our episode title. It couldn't be avoided, I swear! This episode is fiah. Simple as that. You better listen. G'head. It's got egg talk, peepee talk, and some life hacks to help relieve you of your freaks. What else could you need? Hop on over to our Patreon and show your support! You'll get all sorts of goodies for your kindness. www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you all sooooo much! --- Send in a voice message: https://podca

Feb 17, 2021 • 1:19:25

157 - Rydo Honks Twice

We got a Race Track Man. We got a five gallon bucket. We got vials of spit. Last but not least: we got RYDO. Buckle your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy Rydo. Have you subscribed to our patreon? You totally should! We appreciate the support. www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Feb 10, 2021 • 1:11:26

156 - Impervious to Nut

Wanna see my pit? Hit me up! Don't forget to support us on Patreon if you can. Thank you! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Feb 3, 2021 • 1:07:39

155 - Lasso Lizards from Hell

Biiiiig slugger and friend of Bigfoot Jose Canseco is back and looking to throw some fists. Could he be the meathead Nostradamus? Also, do you hate snakes and love apes? We have the story for you! Thanks for listening! Please consider supporting us on Patreon at: www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jan 27, 2021 • 58:58

154 - Pope Floats

POPE. That's all. Short n' sweet. Pope Sean Paul... just not that Nazi Pope. Not my POPE. NOPE. Please support us on Patreon over at: www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you and POPE bless! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jan 20, 2021 • 1:05:40

153 - Cartier Wallet Chain

What's up, you puke freaks?! I'm sorry I called you puke freaks just now... I meant it in a nice way. Anyway, check out this new episode! It features the return of Tindergarten Cops and Jabroni Jamboree, as well as a conversation with Nick Einstman (of Nick's Not Creative) about Cartier jewelry. If you like our stuff, please consider becoming a patron over at: www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Suppo

Jan 13, 2021 • 1:31:12

152 - Meat of the Loom

I really hope you're not listening to this via 5G. Especially if you've been vaccinated. You know Big Brother? I heard on Facebook he's trying to do some stuff. So... Will.i.Am? More like Will.i.AIN'T! Shooooot. Please consider supporting us by becoming a Patron over at: www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you so much! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jan 6, 2021 • 1:03:49

151 - Dope Runt in the Bongo Zone

Have you been to the Bongo Zone? Come on in, be my guess! Are you a melancholy alpha male like Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst? Be my guess! Interested in my "Runtz?" Be my guess! And don't forget to support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/coolparents Thanks! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 30, 2020 • 1:13:24

150 - The Legend of Goof Nugget: Bigfoot's Bounty

On this special 150th episode, we're joined by Nick "The Post Master" (and dungeon master) to embark on an unforgettable quest to save Bigfoot. In return, Lord 2 Chainz will grant us back our lives after we were killed by a huge truck. Will we prevail?! Please consider helping us out by becoming a Cool Parents patron at patreon.com/coolparents Thank you! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.c

Dec 23, 2020 • 1:20:10

149 - A Gutter Punk Christmas

Ohhh baby, we got ourselves a hot one here! We're finally hearing the voices of our sweet slimes (and one frienemy: Don Palumbo). Wanna know what a gutter punk Christmas looks like? Listen to find out! You'll also learn about diesel fuel, Santa Claus AKA your dad AKA a liar, and Scottish snow plows! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 16, 2020 • 1:05:32

148 - Rod

Look out for Rod and Mr. Meat! We've got some Pervert Proverbs for ya, a brand new (to us) cryptid, a nun game, and... wait, did you know horses can SWIM?!?! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 9, 2020 • 1:08:11

147 - Ghost Train Hussein

Got lasagna snakes? We got a Garfield for that! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 2, 2020 • 1:15:50

146 - Bingo Night in the Kingdom of Heaven

Please do not say a prayer for my motha, for she has been expelled from the Kingdom of Heaven. Instead, listen to us goof off real niiiiice! We'll solve a mystery or two and talk a little Tough Guy Poetry so tune in, would ya? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Nov 25, 2020 • 1:12:53

145 - Billy Brews & The Famous Pilgrims

THE PILGRIM IS HERE. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Nov 18, 2020 • 55:41

144 - The Cinnamon Submission

Have you ever wanted to do bath salts with Jesus of Nazareth? Of course you have, so just join us, would ya?! And guess what. Making a Muscle Boy is back with a vengeance! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Nov 11, 2020 • 1:07:27

143 - Joe's Pump

Somehow Joe Exotic's penis pump was not the spookiest part of Ghostober 2020. Zozo stole the show! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Nov 4, 2020 • 59:46

142 - El Chupacaballo (A.K.A. Night Horse)

Other titles considered for this episode: Horse Trap Horsetopus Horse Morsel Horseferatu El Chupacaballo (The Horse Sucker) Insane Horse Pussy Horse Terrors Horse Cork Notice a trend? Horse! Why would we end #Ghostober with horse? Because horses are... spooky? Olivia joins us to elaborate and introduce us to the terrors of the Night Horse! Happy Heckoween!

Oct 29, 2020 • 1:34:38

141 - Never Trust a Hagrid

Can't get enough Ghostober? Neither can we. So here are some more ghosts to suplex! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 21, 2020 • 1:10:14

140 - Speak the Latin, Become the Worm

We're back with more #GHOSTOBER goofs and spooks and we're asking the question: Why are child ghosts scarier than grown ghosts when the small ones would be easier to put down with wrestling moves? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 14, 2020 • 1:05:24

139 - Body (Parts) of Christ

This one's got all the sweet details of Jesus' foreskin! And since it's Ghostober, Groff the Chain makes its triumphant return. We also have an UPDATE regarding Australia's own "Bowl Cut Yowie" and a (sadly) Bigfoot-free episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 7, 2020 • 1:16:26

138 - Unravelling the Human Pop Tart Putty Monster

Hope you like MUMMIES! We're going deep into the tombs and pyramids of the ancient mummy pharaohs, firmly crossing our fingers to avoid the dreaded Mummy's Curse. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Sep 30, 2020 • 1:09:35

137 - Are You Afraid of the Blood Mummy?

It's almost Ghostober, folks! That means we're talking about them BIG pumpkins! Sure, we may discuss a truck or two, but they're electric so are they even really trucks? You be the judge. And then we move on to our very spooky conclusion in which we watch not one, but two episodes of Nickelodeon's classic Are You Afraid of the Dark?!  Beware the BLOOD MUMMY! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify

Sep 23, 2020 • 1:19:01

136 - Experimental Amoeba

It's FORD TRUCK MONTH, BABY! And we're getting all the truck out of our system before Ghostober comes around. That means we're talkin' Toby Keith and Kid Rock. There's plenty to love in this episode, so give it a listen, would ya?! We'll be sure to give you the ol' Kid Rock Salute. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Sep 16, 2020 • 1:11:43

135 - WAP (Wet Ass Poetry)

Are you a fan of Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion's smash hit "WAP"? If so, you came to the right place. Listen to us deconstruct the track's controversial lyrics in the climaxxx of this episode! If you like glory holes, you've also come to the right place, because we're discussing their resurgence amid the current COVID pandemic. Also in this episode: a special Tony Hawk's Pro Skater edition of Butter Man! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message

Sep 9, 2020 • 1:12:35

134 - Colossus is a Scorpion

Topics covered in this episode: Skull Skirt/Dome Crown Super Machino Jungle Heaven Master Chief from the popular video game series Halo Nick Pit Nick Pit's Big Beard Company Nick Pit's Pit Pit in general Colossus' waxed scorpion body Mt. Pico and so much more! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Sep 2, 2020 • 1:11:10

133 - The Humble Cornholer

Curtis went up the country and did some cornholin' with the boys. Justy Boy looked at Craig's List's Missed Connections and got sad. Then Spineshank changed the world of rock n' roll in another installment of Tough Guy Poetry. Now... may I see it? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Aug 26, 2020 • 1:05:03

132 - The First & Last Caveman: The Joe Rogan Experience

This episode is brought to you by the letter "C" for caveman! The first ever caveman podcast was from the original caveman: Joe Rogan. Of course, this was way back in the times of the cavemans of Pangea. Wanna learn more about cavemans? We have a segment for that! We're also diving back into some senior yearbook quotes from 2003! Listen, come on, listeeennn! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spoti

Aug 19, 2020 • 1:06:11

131 - Weaponized Horse Cleat

Humans should have horseshoes. It just makes sense.  Today we're looking at another wonderful Android game called Super Miami Girl: City Dog Crime and topping it all off with some Pervert Proverbs! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Aug 12, 2020 • 56:33

130 - Amazing Spider Rope Frog Hero

Amazing Spider frog is new fantastic Spider game. K? Fly like a flying hero with Iron Rope Hero and take down The Bad Gangster. Want to know more about Frog rope game? Listen to this episode. Other topics include: Bionic pee pee Green Banana Blue hole Worm cult Mud Church Moon harpies Seriously folks, you don't want to miss this one! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-pare

Aug 5, 2020 • 1:02:58

129 - "I'm Rocky Balboski, Punch My Meat"

Justy Boy's taking the reigns for this one! Get ready for a journey through British slang and 2003 yearbook quotes in another instant classic episode of the Cool frickin' Parents Podcast. Warning: This episode contains monster erotica. Please be discrete, ok? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jul 29, 2020 • 1:13:46

128 - Cotton Eye Puff (on VH2)

The worst song ever written... but viewed through the eyes of a young Puff Daddy. Tough Guy Poetry featuring a band called Soil. A new musical genre called Mountain Funk. Lisa Loeb. All that and more on this installment of the Cool Parents Podcast! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jul 22, 2020 • 1:01:42

127 - Blood Light

Did you think you could escape the BOPIS? You just can't, you'll have to learn to live with it. Learn to love the BOPIS. We're also taking some time to answer some of the internet's questions and to discuss Lil Wayne's big worm farm. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jul 15, 2020 • 52:50

126 - BOPIS

Got a new ear worm for ya: BOPIS. It's a big deal. Trust me. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jul 8, 2020 • 59:22

125 - Jesus Was a Cucumber

You like VeggieTales? Yeah? Then you'll love this podcast! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jul 1, 2020 • 1:08:31

124 - Frequent Squeegee

New segment alert! It's called Squat Watch and we're perusing the darkest corners of the internet in search of muscle-related questions that need answering. So get that ass to the grass and tune in, people! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jun 24, 2020 • 1:03:38

123 - Mud Gargler

I bet you didn't know that the Baha Men's "Who Let the Dogs Out?" is actually about female empowerment. That's a fact and we're totally here for it. Listen to the story and then listen to us answer your questions about gargling, hot dogs, and everything in between! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jun 17, 2020 • 1:22:01

122 - Nipple Wedgie

FACT: The "G" in "G-string" does stand for GHOST. That's right, everybody, we back on our ghost shit! Hope you're happy. We sure are. Can't get enough ghost to be honest. We're also dipping our toes into some alien hell portal business, so... #GhostThong --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jun 10, 2020 • 1:05:32

121 - Spirit Fight: Extendo Stilettos

Guess what, everybody. We're talkin' cryptids! Again! Except this time they're local to us here in New England. Ever seen a garden gnome come to life? Me neither, but I wouldn't really care to. And among other things, we're Making a Muscle Boy tonight, so expect bloodshed! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jun 3, 2020 • 1:11:28

120 - Bill Mudd

You probably would like to know who Bill Mudd is... He's Brad Pitt's alter ego, so keep an eye out for Mr. William Bradley Mudd. WARNING: Contains much Sexy Boy. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 27, 2020 • 1:00:10

119 - My Grand Pappy's Mud Puddle

Do you know the fascinating story behind Sisqó's timeless booty jam "Thong Song"? If not, prepare to have your mind straight up freaked!  We've also got some fresh as mud truck talk you will not want to miss. At one time, there were five fathers... until one was consumed by a mud puddle. Finally, we have a few Pervert Proverbs to discuss and some other odds n' ends. (We don't mean to get political or nothin'...) #UncutThongs --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show

May 20, 2020 • 1:12:25

118 - Broken Benjamin

Benjamin has been breaking for so long, it's time that boy breaks! Speaking of Sevendust, we're getting into some Tough Guy Poetry in this episode along with a brand new segment Don't Get Bent out of Snape. Don't miss it! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 13, 2020 • 57:56

117 - Knight Wiener

You know it's a party when we got Olivia up in this here cluhhhh! We're talkin' truck (duh), bote (duh), and wieners (duh). We're also rebooting the COVID-19 virus and re-introducing the world to Tindergarten Cops! NOTE: May contain Wandy. Please be advised. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 6, 2020 • 1:27:08

116 - Hippopotapus

What is a Hippopotapus? We can't say for sure, but it's probably some sort of hybrid creature on exhibit now at Owen Wilson's zoo! He bought a zoo, wow! In this episode, we're talkin' shit about a lot of things, starting with the obviously disingenuous ad campaigns exploiting the COVID-19 pandemic. It's more fun than it sounds... Also, you won't want to miss the latest Fred Durst update. It's a doozy! And I'd be remiss not to mention the triumphant return of beloved sex symbol Sexy Boy! Now g'he

Apr 29, 2020 • 1:06:29

115 - The Tsunami Code

We out here. We doin' our thang. Trucks, botes, and bootyholes await! And check out our new album wherever you stream music! bit.ly/streamwhocares --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Apr 22, 2020 • 1:18:19

114 - Big Loads Real Quick

Talkin' shit about lil/big rappers, trucker slang, elitist chef culture, and some other stuff I can't remember right now. Who cares? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Apr 15, 2020 • 1:05:02

"BOTE" by Shark Marvelous & J-Slicky

In honor of Bote Month, here's a new slappin' rap jam straight outta the yacht cluhhh. Hope your bote's got huuuuge subwoofers. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Apr 15, 2020 • 3:51

113 - Horse Violence & The Doomsday Ghost Bote

We're prepared for doomsday and we plan to bug out on the one and only Ghost Ship, star of the motion picture Ghost Ship. We're gonna solve a mystery as well: the infamous "My Way Murders." Also, be prepared for discussions regarding horse, truck, and of course BOTE. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Apr 8, 2020 • 1:00:59

112 - Diesel Bath

Every day is truck month, baby! Let's cover that white truck in mud and make that brown POP! Oh, and of course we gotta talk about ghost sex and Bigfoot a little bit. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Apr 1, 2020 • 1:12:31

111 - Mystery Business

We have a new business and it takes place in the Mystery Truck. That's because it's TRUCK MONTH, we love mysteries, and we're the rap game Scooby Gang. Got it? First order of mystery business: what the heck happened to Akhenaten's mummy? Did Tom DeLonge buy it? What about his tummy? We can figure this one out, no problem. Not a problem at all. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/c

Mar 25, 2020 • 53:11

110 - The Deep Brown Crystal

We're broadcasting live from our doomsday bunker and we're just having a blast down here! But be warned: the end of this episode contains a lengthy and graphic reading of a particularly horny bit of Ghost Adventures fan fiction. So bring a change of underpants. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 18, 2020 • 1:22:35

109 - Go Worm

Have you ever gone worm? In the club or otherwise? Well maybe you should try, all them Tik Tok kids are doin' it. #goworm #mcflurby #kswiss --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 11, 2020 • 1:06:00

108 - Carbon Smeeker

Curtis doesn't care much for wrestling. Justy Boy does. Who cares? Stick around after our little argument for a reading of eleven year old Curtis' school project: an enthralling story about an undercover alien boy in Boston called The "Experiment." And don't forget to check out the new Cool Parents single Crazy If True, available know on all major music streaming services! bit.ly/crazyiftrue --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this p

Mar 4, 2020 • 1:18:18

107 - Future Ghosts

Strap in for a wild ride to the moon and back with Justy Boy and his friend Andre the Giant. Then we're bringing back Groff the Chain in what may be a display of Nick Groff's most... poetic work yet. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Feb 26, 2020 • 56:24

106 - T'Wario McFlurby

Ice cream has a new name and it's McFlurby. Listen to this episode for the return of a beloved O.G. segment: Tindergarten Cops! There are plenty of goofs to go around, bring your friends! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Feb 19, 2020 • 1:07:17

105 - Truck

I'll be honest, you're gonna love this one. Tons of truck talk. Also, stick around to the end to hear some very important phone calls! And don't forget to take our survey, the link is right on our home page: coolparents.co --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Feb 12, 2020 • 1:08:05

104 - Fuzz Banjo

When you think "fuzz banjo" what comes to mind? Is it a banjo plugged in to a fuzz pedal? Incorrect. It is not. It is something far cooler. Listen to find out! Also, don't forget to take our survey! You can find the link right on the front page of our website at coolparents.co! Thank you, slimers. And remember... Bernie Sanders cares deeply about your cock. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify

Feb 5, 2020 • 1:02:54

103 - Cyclopean Pesci

What's it mean to pop one's pussy? You really wanna know? Well, listen to this show, you freak! We're also gonna tell you about each one of the Best Picture Oscar nominees' original concepts. You'll be surprised to hear they were quite different... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jan 29, 2020 • 1:00:37

102 - Hard Blood: Enter the Goid

Let's have a chat about Skull & Bones & drones! We've got some great mysteries in store for you on this episode, so let's solve 'em, k? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jan 22, 2020 • 52:10

101 - Dark Susan Rises

We're chatting about Gwyneth Paltrow's pussy candles, Air Buds, and (of course) Bigfoots! Also, The Book of 2 Chainz is back. Thank you for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jan 15, 2020 • 55:13

100 - TOOK: The Untimely Disappearance of Sexy Boy Justy Boy

Justy Boy has gone missing. Can Curtis peel back the layers of a seedy New England criminal underworld and uncover the vast conspiracy that's concealing his whereabouts? The truth will shock you... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jan 8, 2020 • 1:29:25

Best Goofs! (Ep. 20 - 90)

Here are some of our favorite goofs spanning from episode 20 up to 90. Enjoy! See you next week for our extra special 100th episode! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 31, 2019 • 1:07:49

99 - The Ufoglyist Pageant

"I got 99 episodes and this is one. Hit me."   -J.Z. Olivia pays us a visit to cover a topic we're all wild about: CRYPTID SMUT! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 26, 2019 • 1:01:16

98 - Goof Dad Begins

A wild Goof Dad appears! Listen to our first Goof Dad brainstorming session and prepare for an emotional roller coaster. The guy just cannot stop goofing... and he's a judge! Later, we take a look at some interesting Tinder profiles in a brand new edition of Tindergarten Cops! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 18, 2019 • 1:10:22

97 - The Blueberry Enigma

Chuck Biscuits played drums for Danzig. That's just a fun fact for you folks. Also, is Kid Rock actually a misunderstood genius? Nope. He fully sucks shit. Wanna know why? Listen to our dang show! Luv u --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 11, 2019 • 1:05:09

96 - Shrimp Criminal

The Bible is a little out-dated, let's just face it... It's time for a reboot! Listen as we plan our own take on the "Good Book" with a hip new all-star cast! Also discussed: electric RipStiks, butt-chugging sunlight, Kid Rock, and a masturbating ghost ape. Have fun! #rebootthebible --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 4, 2019 • 1:15:08

95 - Punk Suck

Confused by the title of this here episode? We are too. Help us figure it out, please. We got Tough Guy Poetry, Pervert Proverbs, and a brand new segment called Fittin' Pipes here for you folks! Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Nov 27, 2019 • 1:04:58

94 - Web to Web

We're joined once again by Warren (AKA W.C. Brigham) to discuss Valomilk candy, Twilight tote bags, idioms, and how "real" men shake hands. Then we dive into some Tindergarten Cops! What we find may shock you... but it most likely will not. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Nov 20, 2019 • 1:37:32

93 - The Dart Cobra in "Operation Eyeball Tattoo"

This may be the most outrageous Making a Muscle Boy this world has ever witnessed. We're talkin' snake creatures and the long-awaited return of the Neck! Also, Justy Boy presents an... interesting conspiracy theory regarding John Lennon's death. Hint: it involves Stephen King? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Nov 13, 2019 • 1:04:45

92 - Mo' Ghost, Mo' Problems

This week, we're doing a little experiment! We're watching and commenting on the Ghost Adventures Halloween special: "Curse of the Harrisville Farmhouse" in which Zak and the gang investigate the house that inspired that Conjuring picture. [Ghost Adventures is property of Travel Channel. Any audio excerpts presented in this podcast are used under fair use for critique/parody.] --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https:/

Nov 6, 2019 • 1:04:58

"Smorgasbord of Orbs" by Cool Parents

Happy Heckoween everybody! Here's a track about hunting GHOST from our upcoming full-length album Who Cares? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 31, 2019 • 2:15

91 - Born Nasty

The return of Mad Lips! Also some chit-chat about ghosts, mummies, demons, and deep sea lake tortoises. Real spooky stuff. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 30, 2019 • 57:30

90 - Sasquatch Your Back

Folks, we have a banger on our hands here. We're talking 'squatch and Missouri's Bigfoot, Momo! We've also got some Pervert Proverbs for ya, along with a couple additions to our newest segment Butter Man. Listen for the premiere of a brand new Cool Parents track, "I Got Eaten by a Bigfoot," off our upcoming album Who Cares? Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show

Oct 23, 2019 • 1:02:21

Bonus Episode: Butter Man

Here's a quick introduction to a brand new unnamed segment in which we discuss misheard song lyrics! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 21, 2019 • 24:36

89 - Dr. Killdoctor & the Dark Dork Detective Dagency

It's Ghostober and we decided to punish ourselves by watching Feardotcom! This is our live commentary. Neither of us had seen it before, so we watched it with no sound and no subtitles, relying on the video portion alone to piece together a plot. The results are very spooky! Check out our sponsor at www.mybookie.ag and use our promo code "PARENTS" to double your first deposit! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 16, 2019 • 1:22:39

88 - Party in the Front, Opie in the Trunk

Hi everybody! We're here to discuss some Hosstory with ya. We're also fixin' to honk a little bobo later on in the episode, so be ready. Thanks for listening!   If you're in the New England area, come on down to Curlies Comedy Club in Rochester, NH on October 15th to see our first live podcast! Tickets are only $7 and are available here: www.bit.ly/cplivepod Check out our sponsor at www.mybookie.ag and use our promo code "PARENTS" to double your first deposit! --- Send in a voice message: https

Oct 9, 2019 • 50:43

87 - Up Camp

We have some outstanding Pervert Proverbs to discuss, along with the return of Missed Connections! We also review some reviews of Moose (incorrectly known to some as The Fanatic) among some other fun goofs. If you're in the New England area, come on down to Curlies Comedy Club in Rochester, NH on October 15th to see our first live podcast! Tickets are only $7 and are available here: www.bit.ly/cplivepod Check out our sponsor at www.mybookie.ag and use our promo code "PARENTS" to double your fir

Oct 2, 2019 • 1:08:26

86 - Small Man, Big Paws

Olivia is back with us to finish what we never started the last time she was on the show! The big question: What would Curtis' animal counterpart be in the "bear/cub" culture? Spoiler: It's probably a ghost! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Sep 25, 2019 • 1:04:05

85 - There Will Be Moose

It's time. Moose is risen. In this episode, we spoil the already rotten: Fred Durst's new film Moose (also known as The Fanatic by people who are wrong) and give our impressions. You won't want to miss it! This episode I mean, you may very well want to miss the movie. Ultimately, however, we do believe it's something you must witness at least once. It's ummm... it's really something... Justy Boy also introduces a new segment that has nothing to do with Fred Durst or John Travolta. Check it out!

Sep 18, 2019 • 1:01:15

84 - Wayne Jetski's 3D Hockey

Olivia joins us to chat a little bit about porn comments in Pervert Proverbs and we also discuss the possible celebrity couple names for her and our very own Justy Boy! Wanna know about Johnny Pelvis, ectogasm, and squishy music? We got you, homie. Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Sep 11, 2019 • 1:16:40

"Run the Game" by Shark Marvelous & Hunnit Dolla Bill

A brand new club banger from famous rap superstars Shark Marvelous and Hunnit Dolla Bill. This is audio codeine.  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Sep 11, 2019 • 4:17

83 - Cleats

Justy Boy is coming out of the dog house and we're talking about a promising new Travel Channel show by the name of Strange World, the return of XFL (it's just worse football), Bernie Sanders microimpressions, 2Chainz's section, The Sex Light™, Joe's aroma, a little Joker, and Fred Durst's Moose aka The Fanatic. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Sep 4, 2019 • 1:08:45

82 - True Grint

Everything in this episode has been overshadowed by the monolith that is Thunderpants, however we do discuss Tom DeLonge's Angels & Airwaves lyrics as well as some Horse Tornado. There's a little Tindergarten Cops action as well. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Aug 28, 2019 • 57:44

81 - A Bad Batch of Sludge

This week's topics include: Bella Thorne [Disney -> PornHub] Anti-sex toilets/anti-fat toilets Ghost Brothers vs. the "Bad Man" Holly Madison x Zak Bagans Singer by name Jewel An exorcist rocking chair Horse toes R.L. Stine's Truman Show Green pee pee Bed pee pee Testicular evolution Thanks for listening! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Aug 21, 2019 • 1:03:37

80 - Forever Hard

Wanna hear our horoscopes? Of course you do, you won't believe their accuracy! Also, we're discussing Pervert Proverbs, chiropractors, DoorDash, and more!   Check out our sponsor, Arrowhead Extracts, HERE! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Aug 14, 2019 • 56:22

79 - Daylight Mummy

The bulk of this episode focuses on Making a Muscle Boy, in which we stage our first ever "Fatal 4-Way," which is not as sexy as it sounds, albeit still quite sexy. We also have a heck of a time talkin' Bigfoots and that weird Christian rap song from which Katy Perry allegedly stole. Thanks for tuning in! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Aug 7, 2019 • 1:11:14

78 - Monster House 1: Demon House 2

Justy Boy is a horse. End of paragraph. And speaking of Hoss, we dive into some Hosstory in this episode. We also talk Moose, prepare for Ghostober, and answer some big questions. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jul 31, 2019 • 1:05:50

77 - Pongo Peep

We're back up in this club, swangin' our chains around, finna bust a nut! Please join us on this incredible journey. Thanks so much for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jul 24, 2019 • 57:19

Best Goofs! (Ep. 1 - 20)

Justy Boy has fallen ill, so here's a super sick compilation of some of our favorite clips from episodes 1 - 20. Check out bit.ly/cpsampler for even more! We'll be back next week with a real episode, thanks for listening and UNDERSTANDing! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jul 17, 2019 • 55:48

76 - Milk That Moth

Justy Boy unveils a story about a boy named Curtis and his sexual encounter with the Mothman. Have your tissues ready... and I don't mean for tears. But before that, we discuss the lyrics that make up a very good rap song from former Ghost Adventurer Nick Groff in a segment called Groff the Chain. Also discussed: human cows. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/suppo

Jul 12, 2019 • 1:02:54

Bonus Episode: Roll Pizza

Hey everybody! This week's episode is running a little late... (When it gets here, you better believe I'm gonna whoop its ass.) In the mean time, here's some sound for your skull holes. I'm talkin' prank phone calls and a brand new hot track from the very famous rapper Shark Marvelous! Keep an eye out for this week's main episode in the coming days. Jingus bless! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.

Jul 10, 2019 • 24:47

75 - The Mysteries of the Many Moons

It's time we discuss the sciences! Wanna know about rats that loooove cat piss? You came to the right place! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jul 3, 2019 • 51:00

74 - Ghost to Ghost AM

We're joined by a special guest: Duncan, son of Gary! We discuss ghost pirates and Duncan introduces us to the wild world of NBA players' nicknames. Also, have you ever wondered how to be your own Diplo? Well, wonder no more! We have a hip hop tune to help you figure it out! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jun 26, 2019 • 1:14:06

73 - Joe Rogan: Dolphin Mutilator

Oops! All Proverbs! We know ya'll nasty. So here's an episode that's mostly freaky video comments. We hit a few other topics, but we know you're here for the sperms n' stuff. Don't lie. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jun 19, 2019 • 1:08:10

72 - #KEEPITDIDDY

It's time to start the revolution, everybody. It's time to get Diddy and stay Diddy. Join the movement, please. #KEEPITDIDDY On this episode, we talk Diddy, Bizkit, Bigfoots, 311, and the Old Testament. Then we answer some superb listener questions for you kind folks! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jun 12, 2019 • 1:08:47

71 - Tubular Gronkowski

Much to discuss. We're talkin' Diplo, EVPs, text robots, Ripstiks, and weird-ass kids. Also, we got Tindergarten Cops and some Mad Lips if you nasty. Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jun 5, 2019 • 1:04:47

70 - Bubble Mother

"Wow, 70 whole episodes! That's just wonderful, muchacho." -Owen Wilson   This episode is gonna rattle your bones, I hope you're ready. We dive into some Missed Connections, Horoscopes, and Tough Guy Poetry. We promise you'll enjoy it, or your money back! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 29, 2019 • 1:02:47

Bonus Episode: The Holy Kiss

Hey everyone! There's no new mainline episode this week, but you won't want to miss this bonus episode. You'll hear a handful of new phone calls and a brand new trap joint! We'll be back next week for episode 70, thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 22, 2019 • 26:55

69 - A Very Funny Number

This one's Pervert Proverbs all the way down, baby! You're welcome.   Also, please share our podcast sampler with all your buds: bit.ly/cpsampler   Thank you so much! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 17, 2019 • 1:19:44

68 - Thicc Wolf

We're joined in this episode by Dr. Bwett (@brett.brindamour on Instagram) to discuss the chilling realities of the Hollow Earth Theory along with some Tindergarten Cops! Please enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 8, 2019 • 1:02:45

67 - A Tricky Species

You asked for it, ya perverts! This episode is loaded with bodily fluids, so be prepared. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 1, 2019 • 1:01:51

66 - In the Time of Cavemans...

This week's episode is finna knock ya down! We talk Cavemans, we talk Bigfoots, we talk idioms, and we talk trucks. Please enjoy this ice cold glass of Goof Juice, courtesy of Cool Parents! Thanks for tuning in! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Apr 25, 2019 • 1:04:01

65 - Diphtheria Through Friendship

We got the scoop on black holes and vape tornadoes! In this episode, we review a whole bunch of Tinder profiles in a fresh installment of Tindergarten Cops and we answer more of your listener questions. It's a real hoot! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Apr 16, 2019 • 1:01:08

64 - Brown Snowman

Curtis recaps Wrestlemania 35, much to the chagrin of Justy Boy (the actual resident wrestling fan) and then all your burning listener questions are answered! Maybe not all of them... But at least a few. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Apr 10, 2019 • 1:12:25

63 - Hangin' Krang

Hi there, friends! We've got a fresh new spin on the old favorite Pervert Proverbs, the triumphant return of the classic You, Me & Goatee, some cooooool calls, and so much more for ya in this here episode! If you like the phone calls we do, we've gathered them all (including several previously unreleased) on a YouTube playlist you can find at bit.ly/coolcalls Don't forget to subscribe to the YouTube channel while you're there, and thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://pod

Apr 4, 2019 • 1:10:55

62 - Smiling Swamp Sharks

Hi everybody! Sorry we're a little late. But I think this one was worth the wait! This episode is haunted af... Beware the paranormal, because we've got ghosts on the brain! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 28, 2019 • 1:00:54

61 - Lip Kiss 2 U

You like Jungle Movie? Well you're in luck! This episode contains the hit segments Tindergarten Cops and Pervert Proverbs. We also have a lot to say about Mr. Juicy J. Please enjoy, please. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 20, 2019 • 1:01:41

60 - Garfield v. Terminator: Dawn of Justy Boy

Hi everybody! This here is our 60th episode. We're very proud of it. I hope you like it, and you should be sure to stick around till the end for some brand new, extra dank phone calls! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 13, 2019 • 1:23:13

59 - Hungry for Ghost

Ever since we sold out and went corporate, we've just wanted more. So we tossed a couple ghost-based business ideas around. Also, 2 Chainz dropped a new album, so of course we had to take a look at some lyrics from his song "Whip" featuring country music singer Travis Scott in our returning segment, The Book of 2 Chainz. Please check out this episode's sponsor, Arrowhead Extracts, on their Instagram! Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool

Mar 6, 2019 • 1:08:38

58 - Fudge Man at the Pizza Express

Justy Boy is sick and the energy is low, but the gags are still slammin'! We talk about Tom DeLonge, Korobeiniki, Family Values '98, and so much more. Also, listen to the world premiere of the hit rap tune Dick Like a Runt! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Feb 28, 2019 • 1:13:21

57 - Fountains of Pain: An Excess of Suplex

We're talkin' about Bigfoots! Jose Canseco and Tom Delonge join the hunt for answers. Also, Curtis gives Zak Bagans' Haunted Museum a call to get the inside scoop on various orbs, demonds, ghost, etc. After that, you're in for some real romantic Pervert Proverbs as well as the introduction of two deadly new professional wrestlers in the latest installment of Making a Muscle Boy. Thanks for listening, y'all! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/messag

Feb 20, 2019 • 1:11:00

56 - There Will Be Milk

This one's a banger, folks. We start with a little Tindergarten Cops as an appetizer, followed by an interesting phone conversation you won't want to miss, then some Groff the Chain for dessert. "Kid shits feet." --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Feb 14, 2019 • 1:06:46

55 - Tang-gential

The Soupy Bowl! Gronk won! Did you know that Gronk is where Muscle Milk comes from? That's a fact. In this episode, we cruise through some Pervert Proverbs and discuss yesterday's horoscopes in an attempt to debunk the stars! Then, we perform an actual automatic writing ritual. The results are... interesting? I guess? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Feb 6, 2019 • 1:05:36

54 - Billy Wiffle

[Sorry for the audio glitches toward the end of this one... My recording interface is lousy with ghosts or something. It's really not that bad and still more than listenable, but I still feel obligated to apologize for some dumbass reason. Who cares.] In this episode we go over some fun Bostonian colloquialisms, answer some listener questions, and make a couple phone calls. It's a hoot! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcas

Jan 30, 2019 • 1:25:12

53 - Stonk Market Snow Day

It's a snow day! So naturally, we got a little tipsy and discussed the film Snow Day. We also answered a handful of listener questions in our newly-titled segment called We Want Answers. Throw a little Hosstory in there and you got yourself a party! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jan 23, 2019 • 1:24:41

52 - Fatback

Our friend Colby (AKA Fatback) joins us to discuss some Tindergarten Cops and some exceptional Pervert Proverbs! And you better believe we took him to school when it came time to talk Mr. Marty Lawrence.   Check out the Florida Men on Florida Man podcast at fmofm.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jan 15, 2019 • 1:16:22

51 - Lousy Dad Bones

You can try to skateboard with shitty bones, but don't expect to survive. Especially if you're a dad. This one's all about Hosstory and your listener questions. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jan 9, 2019 • 1:04:05

50 - Chalky Studebaker: Murderballer

Happy 50th episode y'all! It's time again to talk Bluffington among other favorites. Thank you for listening, we love you! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jan 7, 2019 • 1:30:30

Bonus Episode: Previously on Bluffington

Here's a recap of what we have planned for Bluffington, our dark reboot of the Doug universe, to get everyone up to date before we discuss season 2 of our imaginary dream show on our next episode. What we have planned is bound to shock you, so gather your yarn, thumbtacks, maps, and Polaroids and brace yourselves for an unforgettable and grim mystery:  Who Killed Beebe Bluff? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://

Dec 31, 2018 • 51:32

Sneaker Freaks & Sneaker Daddies

Ever heard of sneaker worship? We hadn't. Ever wondered what's in a black hole? It's snacks. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 26, 2018 • 1:10:08

Cricket Bucket? Well, Shoot...

We're joined by Warren Brigham (AKA handsomecultleader on Instagram) for some goofin' on Nick Groff's exceptional hip-hop tunes and a new segment in which we determine the most likely origins of some of our most used idioms! We also discuss the implications of PornHub's "Year in Review" statistics. Turns out there's a high demand for Fortnite porn. Shoot... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.

Dec 19, 2018 • 1:26:56

Blue Man Centipede

Apologies for our sick (not the cool kind of sick) voices, but this one's still gonna rock ya good 'cause it's a real doozy! In this extra thicc 'sode we answer your burning questions, create some wrasslers from scratch and have them duke it out in the ring of our imaginations, and make a stunning conclusion about the future of the Blue Man Group. There's plenty more, too. Crank it up! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podca

Dec 12, 2018 • 1:26:05

Yucky Boys Confusion

An old segment makes a triumphant return, joining Tindergarten Cops and Tough Guy Poetry in this very cool episode. Get yucky with the boys! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Dec 5, 2018 • 1:17:11

Tuna Rangoona

This one's all about those off-the-rails goofs. We answer some listener questions and browse some "Missed Connections" in a brand new segment! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Nov 28, 2018 • 1:02:09

Neck Romancer

This episode is pretty heavy on the P.O.D. so you've been warned. We also follow up on the specifics of habitat-swapping sea creatures and birds. Skysharks, oh my! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Nov 20, 2018 • 59:58

Rap Game John du Pont

We discuss the merits of artificial intelligence, a couple different bigfoots, some Tinder profiles, and some Pervert Proverbs! We also answer some very interesting listener questions. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Nov 14, 2018 • 1:16:32

Ghost Malone

On this episode, we recap our most shining moment: the appearance of our tweet on the train wreck that was #GhostAdventuresLive. I still can't believe they didn't even open that Dibbuk Box... After FOUR hours! Sheesh. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Nov 7, 2018 • 1:13:03

Full Tang

It's the end of Ghostober, so consider this episode only semi-spooky. That doesn't mean we shy away from the spooky scaries. Disturbed is bound to come up... We also discuss the word Orangutan, some spooky sex toys, and possibly reveal Whitey Bulger's killer! (Note: This episode was recorded the day before Bulger's death. No joke.) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parent

Oct 31, 2018 • 1:03:47

Spooky Stories #3: Capone's Bones (with Julie)

Julie joins us to discuss ghost kids, ghost cats, and ghost ships in our final installment of "Spooky Stories!" --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 30, 2018 • 1:03:42

Johnny Hotsauce & The Goblin Cannons

Another very spooooooky episode celebrating Ghostober! Please be advised, this episode may contain David Draiman... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 24, 2018 • 1:06:59

Spooky Stories #2: Lil' Meow (with Katie)

Joining us for another spooky-ass installment of our "Spooky Stories" miniseries is Katie Stone (AKA kittenwaffles). She regales us with tales of ghouls and glitches that will frighten the living piss outta ya! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 22, 2018 • 1:03:37

Spooky Stories #1: Puddle of Mudvayne (with Nick and Mike)

Famous musicians Nick Avery and Mike Norton join us to discuss the paranormal in the first installation of our "Spooky Stories" miniseries!   --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 17, 2018 • 33:45

Heckraiser

Part 2 of the Ghoul Parents Halloween saga! For the first time ever, Justy Boy takes over as host an instantly regrets it. We talk demons and specters and wieners, etc. The usual stuff. Also, we finally hear from Justy Boy's dad! (Justy Man?) He schools us on how to catch a Bigfoot. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 16, 2018 • 1:17:28

Craig's List Exorcists

It's officially the spooOooOOOoOookiest time of the year and we're ready to deliver the chills! Justy Boy's sister, friend of the show, and all-around excellent gal Jaime joins us as we recollect our spookiest memories. We also chat about our favorite Halloween movies and the most haunted places in New Hampshire. Turn off the lights and get under your covers for safety! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podc

Oct 10, 2018 • 1:26:12

Neptune in the House

In these troubled times, we all strive for a little certainty. Is it possible we find it in the stars? Turns out, nah... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Oct 2, 2018 • 1:14:44

Bedemoned

Would you have paid real life human money to see We Bought a Zoo if Owen Wilson had starred in it? We would have. We would have hopped right into Owen's gorilla bin. You heard me right. Take a walk down the Fred Carpet as we unravel all the earth's greatest mysteries... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Sep 26, 2018 • 1:21:00

Abe's Owls

Talkin' bout good cop/sad cop, talkin' bout tough guys, talkin' bout MOOSE... Also, we answer some of your wonderful listener questions! [P.S. I'd like to formally apologize for our mouth sounds. We were too close to our mics and we are very very sorry, Thank you for your understanding.] --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Sep 19, 2018 • 1:10:22

The Book of 2 Chainz

It's time for a new approach to spirituality and 2 Chainz is ready to deliver! With a very special guest, Chris Milton, whose music can be found at elyphant.bandcamp.com and greedisland.bandcamp.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Sep 13, 2018 • 1:25:35

Fence Match

Mike Jones, 2 Chainz, Lil' Brain... All your favorite rappers are here to fuck the world and bust a nut. We also discuss Drive Angry 3D, going to the mall, and stage a fence match in heck featuring Brutal Ice, the fence match champion! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Sep 4, 2018 • 1:13:08

Edward Beetlehands

Did you know that quads are the horses of motorcycles? That's factual. Even more fun facts await within this brand new episode of somebody's favorite podcast! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Aug 28, 2018 • 1:17:33

Jacked & Tan

On this episode, expect James Van Der Beek, prank phone calls, Randy Newman, egg laying, egg stomping, mosh poetry, and No-Nut November. What a treat! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Aug 22, 2018 • 51:55

C.P. Investigates: Whisker Man

In this special investigative episode, you'll hear some horrifying eyewitness accounts of the elusive cryptid Bostonians call Whisker Man. Featuring interviewees Mulligan O'Sullivan and Jimmy Glynn. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Aug 22, 2018 • 43:43

Fear & Jeezum, Please

Jeezum Crow, this episode is full of baloney, like listener questions and spoooooooky Pervert Proverbs! Thanks for listening, homies! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Aug 15, 2018 • 47:30

Spectrophilia

What's wrong with marrying a 300 year old pirate ghost? It's 2018, who cares? Live your best life. Bone down with a Bigfoot. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Aug 8, 2018 • 1:17:45

Duke Dipples: Raptor's Delight

Pinky's back and this episode is just lousy with alternate titles, such as: An Adorable Dong II Memento 2: All The Things We Said That Corn Don't Pop! Gobblers Opposable Beard Of Squid Butane Brain Update When A Raptor Cries A Tidal Wave Of Titles Put It On My Lap Cockburn v. Riggleman When The Squatch Cries Shaloubricant     --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/supp

Aug 3, 2018 • 1:35:38

Pitch Brown

On behalf of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts and the greater tri-state area, we hereby invite you to hang brain with T-Pain and Mulligan O'Sullivan down Gloucester at the historical go-kart courts. Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jul 25, 2018 • 1:19:03

Pure Substance

Surprise! We're back and fixin' to to discuss a deceivingly named dinosaur, a cryptic message on the back of a Jeep Wrangler, and some of the many mysteries surrounding the elusive Whisker Man. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jul 21, 2018 • 1:06:25

BONUS EPISODE: Jazz!

A raw, uncut outtake from months ago in which we spit some righteous jazz into your ear holes! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jul 16, 2018 • 34:41

The Whisker Man Cometh

You, Me, & Goatee is back with a vengeance and a brand new segment called Mad Lips makes its remarkable debut. Beware! The Whisker Man cometh! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jul 10, 2018 • 1:03:50

Mystery Spice

Uncle Taylor joins us to discuss stuffed animals' eyeballs, caterpillars, childhood crushes on fictional characters, sleep paralysis, and everything in between. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jul 5, 2018 • 1:37:25

A Bullgod In A China Shop

The cure for depression, according to Kid Rock, is simple: smoke weed, eat shrimp. End of the friggin discussion. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jun 27, 2018 • 1:08:10

Ash Wednesday In Heck

WARNING: This episode contains many ghost. Listener discretion is advised. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jun 20, 2018 • 1:19:27

Tit Orb (ft. 2 Sleepy Boyz)

Full disclosure: we were both pretty beat when we recorded this one, so please forgive the slightly lower ENERGY. But even at our worst, we're still better than Howard Stern! Tune in for the best Pervert Proverb of all time, more on the upcoming drama series Bluffington, and witness the birth of several professional wrestlers. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jun 13, 2018 • 1:11:36

Business Boomerangs

Brace yourselves, we're fixin' to blow the lid off of one of the biggest worldwide conspiracies of our time. Then prepare yourself for the live-action reboot you never knew you wanted: Bluffington.   Check out Elyphant's new album! elyphant.bandcamp.com & spoti.fi/2Jx6C7Q --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Jun 7, 2018 • 1:32:43

Jingus Saves!

Secret societies? Sea monsters? Clint Howards? Yeah, we got those. There's something for everyone in this one. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 30, 2018 • 1:31:21

Liquid Goth

If the essence of goth could be concentrated into a liquid, would you vape it? We ask the tough questions.  WARNING: This episode contains copious shouting about sports. Listener discretion is advised. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 23, 2018 • 1:10:59

A Good Guy with a Car Gun

The beard does not make the man and Metallica does not make good music. Stephen A. Smith also stops by to discuss all the different kinds of sports. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 18, 2018 • 1:01:33

Nacho Business

Lenny Kravitz has a pee pee that is just plain old intimidating. I mean, a force to be reckoned with. G'head, check the evidence. We also got some wacky music genres that'll keep you guessin'!  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 14, 2018 • 1:09:43

Milk Dudes

A special guest named Timothy joins us in a deep and thoughtful recollection of workplace antics from a bygone era. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 11, 2018 • 59:41

The Lizard List

Introducing... Shark Marvelous & Eugene Jackit! A hip-hop pairing for the ages. Also, be careful out there. There are lizards about. We're talkin' reptoids runnin' wild. PSA: Do NOT allow your children to watch Rango. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

May 4, 2018 • 1:13:41

Joe Rogan's Mystery Ship

This one goes Groff the rails a bit, so be prepared. Owen Wilson drops in to review some gnarly goatees, oh wow! Later, we discuss going mermaid fishing with Joe Rogan on his mystery ship while tripping so hard on DMT. We emerge with a new lease on life. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Apr 29, 2018 • 1:15:20

Mystery Whip

Lots of follow-ups in this one, but we've got something for everybody! I'm talkin' Aaron Lewis, I'm talkin' goatees, I'm talkin' Deep Blue Sea, I'm talkin' anacondas... Oh, and motherfuck Jon Lovitz straight to hell. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Apr 24, 2018 • 1:22:28

An Adorable Dong

"If the eyes are the windows to the soul, the ears are buttholes to the mind."   -Ronald Reagan, on podcasts. Prepare for the brain-whoopin' of a lifetime as our special guest Pinky delivers the Goof Juice™!  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Apr 19, 2018 • 1:29:51

Big Momma IV

Crack Kills!  You asked for it...We pitch "Big Momma IV: Crack Mansion" from beginning to end. It's pure Oscar bait, obviously.  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Apr 12, 2018 • 1:16:00

Donkey Tonk Man

We explore some very obscure sub-genres of music. Also, the sun is trying to kill the Earth, but we're definitely not prepared for the apocalypse. Oh, and Big Momma makes an appearance of course. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Apr 10, 2018 • 1:06:04

The Lord's Dirt

Two-timin' in middle school is hard for us to comprehend. So are the similarities between Joseph Gordon Levitt and Jon Lovitz quotes. Also: will the Lizards take home the cup at the big game? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Apr 3, 2018 • 1:16:19

Understand: A Ghost Adventures Story

Do you believe in ghost? What about demond? In this episode, we attempt to explain all the references and jokes we regularly make to the hit paranormal TV series Ghost Adventures. You might not UNDERSTAND, but it's the only life we know. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 29, 2018 • 1:12:41

My Baby's Got "The Secret"

Godsmack's "Whiskey Hangover" leads to more questions than answers as we analyze its lyrical content with discerning eyes and open hearts. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 27, 2018 • 58:47

Respect the Neck

It's Philip the Neck vs. The Mean Spider in the match of the century! Rumor has it, The Dude King might be fixin' to interfere... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 21, 2018 • 1:21:51

Planet Big Momma

What do UFOs, Limp Bizkit, and Martin Lawrence have in common? Nothing. Who cares. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 13, 2018 • 1:19:43

Deception

We ask the aliens, "What's good, baby?" and search for our very own Tinderella. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 8, 2018 • 1:03:06

Booty Quake 3: Suck My Ass

Ever wonder where the phrase "suck my ass" came from? Listen to us wonder the same thing briefly (without resolution) before moving on to important topics such as internet porn comments and mustache problems! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cool-parents/support

Mar 1, 2018 • 59:09

Cool Parents (Trailer)

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Feb 28, 2018 • 0:44