Listen Rinse Repeat
ListenRinseRepeat
When does 20 seconds feel like foooooreeeeevvvveerrrrrr? When you're washing your hands for the umptyumpth time today, and is it really all that important to wash them AGAIN??? Yes. Yes, it is. To make it easier, a group of writers and podcasters have put together these 20-second stories to get you through the Lather, Rinse, and Repeat stages. So, crank up a story, lather up, and be well.
Breakin
The police would be there in about ten more minutes, she figured. It would be worth the wait if she gets cuffed by that dreamy officer Peller again. This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by David S. Dear, producer of A Ninth World Journal David is an Audible Approved Producer produces and performs in numerous audiobooks as well as the audio drama A Ninth World Journal and performs in several other audio dramas. https://ninthworldjournal.com TRANSCRIPT The worst part about breaking
A Songbird Reviews Songbirding
A songbird gives his review of the podcast Songbirding This episode is not explicit. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Wilcox and James Schwarz, both of The Dimension Door Podcast www.dimensiondoorpodcast.com TRANSCRIPT Listen Rinse Repeat – REVIEW challenge Songbird Reviews Songbirding Soft crunching sounds as someone walks through forest undergrowth, with the sound of birds singing in the background. The steps slow as INTERVIEWER softly speaks INTERVIEWER: Alright, I’m here today looking
Review - Teleportation Device
This is Januae's review of the teleportation device. Until the review gets away from him. This episode is not explicit. Written, produced, and performed by David S. Dear David is an Audible Approved Producer produces and performs in numerous audiobooks as well as the audio drama A Ninth World Journal and performs in several other audio dramas. http://ninthworldjournal.com TRANSCRIPT I am Januae, and this is my review of the teleportation device. I cannot give it a favorable review, as it
Pride and Prejudice
A review of Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen. This episode is not explicit. Performed by PRRP https://www.patreon.com/freckle TRANSCRIPT Hello so um, I'm here to do some reviews for review week. I was told not to be too meta about it, so I just googled some classic literature. My review of this book is that it's kind of sexist, avoid this book.
Poem for PodRevDay
This is a short poem to say: Share a review on PodRevDay! This episode is not explicit. Written by Elizabeth Wilcox. Performed by Elizabeth Wilcox and James Schwarz, of The Dimension Door Podcast. podrevday.com TRANSCRIPT Poem for PodRevDay I heard a podcast yesterday That made me feel more than okay If only there were some way I could make them smile today. I know just what you can do, And it’s super easy, too! What could it be? Well, here’s a clue: It starts with writing a review Of cours
(Attempted) Review of Breakfast
Paul and Allison try to decide to attempt to maybe review breakfast. This episode is not explicit. Performed by Coral Baxter-Ellis, Paul Ellis, and Allison Baxter. http://dcritpodcast.com TRANSCRIPT CORAL Mom, Dad, you ready? What's your review going to be on? PAUL We're reviewing breakfast! CORAL Oh you mean like IHOP or Jimmy Dean sausage? PAUL No, like having breakfast- ALLISON Yuck. PAUL It's the most important meal of the day, Allison. ALLISON Breakfast is gross. Who can eat that early
Once Upon a Sally
What do you do when you're a nerfing salamander? This episode is made for kids. Performed by Kevin Hall as the narrator, Bonnie Brantley as Sally, and Aaron Clark as Hedge. This episode is written by David S. Dear. http://ninthworldjournal.com https://oz-9.com TRANSCRIPT There once was a salamander named Sally, quite obviously. Not so obviously, an evil wizard cast a spell on him which caused him to slowly nerf over time. One day Sally went to work out at Hedge the Hedgehog's gym to stop the ner
Alice in Wonderland – We’re All Mad Here - Part 3 of 3
The cat vanishes. This episode is made for kids. Performed by Florence Hood as Alice and Hem Cleveland as The Cheshire Cat. Alice in Wonderland was written by Lewis Carroll, and this extract was produced and adapted by Karin Heimdahl. Florence Hood is a teller of tales. Purveyor of doughnuts. Owner of dog. Runs short fiction podcast Oncefictionpod https://twitter.com/oncefictionpod Hem Cleveland is Dungeon M'Lady and Producer of DnD podcast The Lucky Die. Among many other things. https://w
KFC
KFC This episode is not explicit. Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege
Lost in Place - 2nd Week of September
They did not escape before sundown and now must build shelter. This episode is not explicit. Written by David S. Dear; performed by Raj Jawa and Stephanie Bergeron http://ninthworldjournal.com http://rajjawa.com http://stephaniebergeron.com TRANSCRIPT GUS I told you we needed to escape the Ikea before sundown! This place is really dangerous at night! KELLY I know! I thought the exit was just after the fake plants! GUS Well we'll have to stay put until sunrise. We'll need to build shelter.
Fiona's Blocked Call
EPISODE 3: Fiona’s Blocked Call This episode is not explicit. Written by: Kyle Jones http://discussingwho.com TRANSCRIPT You must be kidding me!! Who even gets busy signals now?? My Darlings, guess what? I suppose I won’t be meeting with the Board as those idiots blocked my call! I told Mommy and Daddy I did NOT want to do this. Hmmmmm...wait. What does this do? In case of a tantrum, press here. This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written by Kyle Jones of the Discussing Who podcast a
Once Upon A Paper Clip
Once upon a time there was a small paper clip curious about the world. This episode is made for kids. Written, performed and produced by Karin Heimdahl Karin is the creator of audio drama Y2K. In 2019, she won an Audioverse award for writing a spoken word monologue. She is also a voice actor, podcaster and drama teacher turned project manager. Voice acting credits include Mirrors, Vampires of White Chapel, Copperheart and Hit the Bricks. She produces and co-hosts Det nya svarta, a pop culture
Alice in Wonderland – We’re All Mad Here - Part 2 of 3
"We're all mad here," says the Cheshire Cat. This episode is made for kids. Performed by Florence Hood as Alice and Hem Cleveland as The Cheshire Cat. Alice in Wonderland was written by Lewis Carroll, and this extract was produced and adapted by Karin Heimdahl. Florence Hood is a teller of tales. Purveyor of doughnuts. Owner of dog. Runs short fiction podcast Oncefictionpod https://twitter.com/oncefictionpod Hem Cleveland is Dungeon M'Lady and Producer of DnD podcast The Lucky Die. Among ma
Acronym
Acronym This episode is not explicit. Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privi
Enjoy Io
High above Jupiter's moon Io, J.A.I. tries to stop an orbital disaster. Or is she just getting started? This episode is not explicit. Written & Performed by Stephanie Bergeron. Ambient sound effects by Bluezone Corporation, used with permission. Stephanie Bergeron is a Canadian multi-hyphenate artist (actor-dancer-singer-choreographer) and fresh voice in the world of VO. Her most recent projects include the bright, quirky indie video game “Jazz & Azul”, where she voices Jazz Fitzgerald, and
Northern Flicker
This is the call of the Northern Flicker. This episode is not explicit. Recorded by Rob Porter of the Songbirding Podcast. https://songbirding.com/ TRANSCRIPT Narrator: This is the call of the Northern Flicker. [bird call] Recorded by Rob Porter
Lost Connections – part 8 of 8 (E7 D2)
David calls Elvira from another timeline. Elvira needs to talk David into helping her. David needs to convince Elvira to trust him. It’s basically a whole… wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey thing. This story in eight parts can be listened to in any order. To follow Elvira’s timeline, go E1-E8, and to follow David’s, D1-D8. This episode is not explicit. ELVIRA – Kirsty Woolven DAVID – Lee Shackleford Written and produced by Karin Heimdahl. To hear more from us, check out fiction podcasts Y2K, Relativ
Nightmare
"Suddenly something was trying to suck the life out of me." This episode is not explicit. Written by Charlotte McElroy, courtesy of 50-Word Stories. Performed and produced by Nikki Thomas. Writing licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Music by archesaudio.com An Australian native, Nikki Thomas now resides in Brooklyn, NY where she works as a voice over artist, actor and writer. https://nikkisthomas.com/ TRANSCRIPT There wa
Voicemail
A poor relationship with your parents can make a world of difference This episode is not explicit. Written, Performed & Edited by Harlan Guthrie Harlan Guthrie is a creative, nerdy dynamo. Give him a meal, he wants to know how it was made. What temperature was the oven, he’ll say. Was that tossed with olive oil? Sit in the car with him and listen to him sing harmonies with the radio. Give him an hour alone and he’ll come find you because he wrote a spooky story. He’ll read it in a creepy voic
Horrorscope: Leo
Your daily horrorscope. It's not looking good for you, Leo. This episode is not explicit. Written by Shannon Perry of Oz 9 and performed by David S. Dear of A Ninth World Journal. Shannon Perry is the creator and complete disaster behind Oz 9. https://oz-9.com/ https://ninthworldjournal.com/ TRANSCRIPT Horrorscope: Leo, just a week ago, you made the very bad mistake of exchanging an unfriendly glance with an angry woman in a red coat. She etched your name in acid on her cellar floor. And
Earworm
Sometimes something just gets into your head and you can't quite get it out. This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Elizabeth Wilcox. Elizabeth is a writer, avid role-player, amateur mixologist, member of and social media manager for The Dimension Door Podcast. You can also find her on Instagram (@wilcoxwriter) and at her website, briarbooklane.com Podchaser.com/thedimensiondoorpodcast https://www.podchaser.com/creators/elizabeth-wilcox-107a9C6gJ3 dimensiondoorpodcast.com
Proposal
A romantic night in the woods turns deadly. This episode contains potential triggers or upsetting content and is prefaced with a content warning. CW: Violence and Gore Tommy was played by Najee "Kamijace" Walker Jessica was played by Marnie Warner Written and produced by Derek Graziano from Rolling Misadventures https://www.rollingmisadventures.com TRANSCRIPT This episode contains violence and gore. Listener discretion is advised. [Footsteps running on gravel, wooded background noise. Pant
Horrorscope: Cancer
Things aren't looking great for you this week, Cancer. Best get your affairs in order. This episode is not explicit. Written by Shannon Perry, performed by Bonnie Brantley of Oz 9. Shannon Perry is the creator and complete disaster behind Oz 9. https://oz-9.com/ TRANSCRIPT Horrorscope: Cancer, for the next week, if you find you need to use the bathroom in the middle of the night...don’t. Hold it or get a bedpan. You don’t know this, but when you turned away from your bathroom mirror last n
Shadow People
Things you don't dare think about This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Arthur Gnarl. TRANSCRIPT You know the "shadow people" in the corner of your eye It's your brain protecting you from the real things Time travellers created 2020 as we know it in order to prevent something worse in 2021. They failed. “No dessert until you eat your greens” said mother as I forced myself to take another bite. I always liked the Greens, but I suppose mother was right, they were dreadful neig
Practice Makes
Practice Makes perfect, no matter the situation. This episode contains potential triggers or upsetting content and is prefaced with a content warning. Implied Violence Written, Performed & Edited by Harlan Guthrie Harlan Guthrie is a creative, nerdy dynamo. Give him a meal, he wants to know how it was made. What temperature was the oven, he’ll say. Was that tossed with olive oil? Sit in the car with him and listen to him sing harmonies with the radio. Give him an hour alone and he’ll come find
MADONNA SPECTACLE 11: THE POWER OF GOODBYE
The power of goodbye. This episode is not explicit. Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager. MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker MINDY - Ditrie Marie Bowie MADDY, OLD - David S. Dear FELIPE - Matheus Carneiro Produced by Karin Heimdahl Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda. Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He
MADONNA SPECTACLE 10: BROOMCLOSETED
Broomcloseted. This episode is not explicit. Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager. MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker MINDY - Ditrie Marie Bowie Produced by Karin Heimdahl Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda. Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-cre
MADONNA SPECTACLE 9: WAITING FOR YOU
Waiting for you. This episode is not explicit. Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager. MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker DOLLY - Angélique Lazarus Produced by Karin Heimdahl Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda. Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-c
MADONNA SPECTACLE 8: WE NEED A HOLIDAY
We need a holiday. This episode is not explicit. Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager. MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker MINDY - Ditrie Marie Bowie Produced by Karin Heimdahl Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda. Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and c
MADONNA SPECTACLE 7: MYSTERY SUCKS
Mystery sucks. This episode is not explicit. Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager. MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker MINDY - Ditrie Marie Bowie NEUROLOGIST - Emma Laslett Produced by Karin Heimdahl Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda. Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of
MADONNA SPECTACLE 6: REBORN AGAIN
Reborn again. This episode is not explicit. Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager. MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker MINDY - Ditrie Marie Bowie Produced by Karin Heimdahl Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda. Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-crea
MADONNA SPECTACLE 5: BON VOYAGE AND WELCOME BACK
Bon voyage and welcome back. This episode is not explicit. Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager. MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker MINDY - Ditrie Marie Bowie Produced by Karin Heimdahl Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda. Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictio
MADONNA SPECTACLE 4: THE QUEST FOR THE PHALLOS
The quest for the phallos. This episode is not explicit. Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager. MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker Produced by Karin Heimdahl Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda. Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co
MADONNA SPECTACLE 3: MONSTERMOM
Monstermom. This episode is not explicit. Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager. MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker DOLLY - Angélique Lazarus Produced by Karin Heimdahl Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda. Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-creator of the award winning audio fiction podcast The Amelia Project. He currently works as a dramaturg
MADONNA SPECTACLE 2: FROM RAGDOLL TO BRAGDOLL
From ragdoll to bragdoll. This episode is not explicit. Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager. MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker DOLLY - Angélique Lazarus Produced by Karin Heimdahl Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda. Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions,
MADONNA SPECTACLE 1: THE CREATION OF MADONNA SPECTACLE
The creation of Madonna Spectacle. This episode is not explicit. Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager. MADONNA SPECTACLE - Kiba Walker Produced by Karin Heimdahl Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda. Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-creator of
Alice in Wonderland – We’re All Mad Here - Part 1 of 3
Alice asks for directions. This episode is made for kids. Performed by Florence Hood as Alice and Hem Cleveland as The Cheshire Cat. Alice in Wonderland was written by Lewis Carroll, and this extract was produced and adapted by Karin Heimdahl. Florence Hood is a teller of tales. Purveyor of doughnuts. Owner of dog. Runs short fiction podcast Oncefictionpod https://twitter.com/oncefictionpod Hem Cleveland is Dungeon M'Lady and Producer of DnD podcast The Lucky Die. Among many other things. htt
Lost Connections – part 7 of 8 (E8 D1)
David calls Elvira from another timeline. Elvira needs to talk David into helping her. David needs to convince Elvira to trust him. It’s basically a whole… wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey thing. This story in eight parts can be listened to in any order. To follow Elvira’s timeline, go E1-E8, and to follow David’s, D1-D8. This episode is not explicit. ELVIRA – Kirsty Woolven DAVID – Lee Shackleford Written and produced by Karin Heimdahl. To hear more from us, check out fiction podcasts Y2K, Relativit
Wolverine
Wolverine This episode is not explicit. Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically ""nerd-lesque."" It was her p
Teenage Central High - See Note
HOCKETT Who's the note from? PIP Kelsey Hipperman. So what should I check? HOCKETT Well do you like him or do you like like him? PIP I don't know. HOCKETT I think he drives a Beemer, if that makes a difference. PIP You know, I probably shouldn't be dating in our current economic climate. Music: Aspire by Scott Holmes
Fox Sparrow
This is the song of the Fox Sparrow! This episode is not explicit. Recorded and narrated by Rob Porter. https://songbirding.com/ TRANSCRIPT This is the song of the Fox Sparrow
STILL ANOTHER BOARD MEETING
STILL ANOTHER BOARD MEETING This episode is not explicit. Written by Lee Shackleford and performed by Kyle Jones, Clarence Brown, and Lee Shackleford, all of the podcast DISCUSSING WHO. discussingwho.com TRANSCRIPT "STILL ANOTHER BOARD MEETING" PRESIDENT: Gentlemen, our podcast "Listen, Rinse, Repeat" has reached an important milestone. JENKINS: A million downloads? PRESIDENT: Better than that. COOPER: A major award? PRESIDENT: Better even than that. JENKINS: Major sponsor! COOPER: Endorsem
Geographically Impaired
Raise your hand if you've always suspected your GPS is judging you... Geographically Impaired was written by Sebastian Michaels and performed by Scott Wachter, Producer, Get a Grip Studios (@FS_Wachter) and Julie Scala of Restless Shores podcast. Sebastian Michaels is Executive Producer @ Humdrum Media / Co-Founder of the Audio Fiction Network (an audio fiction community: https://discord.gg/duQYcmd). A sort of creative type. Does weird stuff that usually involves either writing, music, weird sou
Strange Eggs - Chicken
Chickens lay strange eggs. This episode is not explicit. Story by PRRP, Music by Mx Michael https://www.patreon.com/freckle TRANSCRIPT Chickens lay edible eggs. Okay get this. Chickens are basically tiny modern dinosaurs, that another species subsists off of for almost every single meal. They’ll use chicken eggs for Cakes, for Quiche, or even just eat them plain! They’ll cook them through, or eat them raw if they’re boxing, they show no restraint. In fact, this other species, who says not t
Fiona Sets the Record Straight
EPISODE 2: Fiona Sets the Record Straight This episode is not explicit. Written by: Kyle Jones http://discussingwho.com TRANSCRIPT My Darlings, for the record, don’t be offended when I threaten to turn off your internet connection when you do not listen, rinse, and repeat. I have to have a meeting scheduled with the Board. Shout out this time to the ladies and the dim-witted Chief at Bagels & Brunettes. This is Fiona Faucet. Ta-Ta for now. This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written
Lost Connections – part 6 of 8 (E4 D8)
David calls Elvira from another timeline. Elvira needs to talk David into helping her. David needs to convince Elvira to trust him. It’s basically a whole… wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey thing. This story in eight parts can be listened to in any order. To follow Elvira’s timeline, go E1-E8, and to follow David’s, D1-D8. This episode is not explicit. ELVIRA – Kirsty Woolven DAVID – Lee Shackleford Written and produced by Karin Heimdahl. To hear more from us, check out fiction podcasts Y2K, Relativ
Becky and the Volvo
Becky tries to get rid of her Volvo. This episode is not explicit. Written by David S. Dear. Performed by Sarah Golding and David Ault. David is an Audible Approved Producer produces and performs in numerous audiobooks as well as the audio drama A Ninth World Journal and performs in several other audio dramas. https://ninthworldjournal.com https://sarahgoldingvoiceactorandmore.weebly.com/ http://www.davidault.co.uk/ TRANSCRIPT BECKY Do you like Volvos? GARY I love Volvos. BECKY How about
Troy Leon Greg
Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Mar
PSA FAILURE
The announcer can't get behind what he's selling. This episode is not explicit. "PSA FAILURE" was written and performed by Lee Shackleford of RELATIVITY. https://relativitypodcast.com/ TRANSCRIPT "PSA FAILURE" PRODUCER: And we're rolling. SFX: BEEP ANNOUNCER: (reading) "At times it can seem there’s nothing but bad news in the world. But you’ll be glad to know there are signs that things may be finally ..." Who's going to believe this? PRODUCER: Try it again. SFX: BEEP ANNOUNCER: "At times i
Samoa Flu
Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Mar
Bac & Teria 6
Just when our pair thought they were safe... This episode is not explicit. Written by Paul Lonsdale, produced and performed by Vin Ernst TRANSCRIPT Bac Phew. I was worried for a second there. Teria What do we do now? Bac [relieved] I don’t know. Teria Well I’ll just wait here while you think of something. Bac It’s too cold - I can’t think! [pause] Teria Uhh.. Bac, did you feel that? Bac Feel wha... oh no! [sound of water filtration] Teria The force is back! Bac This is Teria. We’re done for
Attention TawdryMart shoppers, part 3
Those Caped Couponers are really a pain in the backside, I tell ya. This episode is not explicit. Written by Shannon Perry of Oz 9; performed by Hannah McIver Shannon Perry is the creator and complete disaster behind Oz 9. Hannah is a Northern actor/singer who would love to do more voiceover work alongside performing. During these crazy times Hannah stays sane by keeping creative. Find her on Twitter @hanmciver. https://oz-9.com TRANSCRIPT Attention TawdryMart shoppers, Welcome to our first 4 AM
Tummy Troubles
A brief introduction to Physician Imhotep This episode is not explicit. By King Kurus & Family www.blackhistorybuff.com TRANSCRIPT Scene starts in the bathroom with a toilet flush Sfx>Toilet flushMum mum, I’m not feeling to good I’ve got belly ache Mum exasperated >what again? right I’ve had enough I’m gonna take you to see the Imhotep Kid > who’s Imhotep? Bhb> This is King Kurus from the black history buff podcast take a seat lady I’ve got this Imhotep was a polymath Mum>Polly who BHB>Poly
Strange Eggs - Seahorse
Seahorses lay strange eggs. This episode is not explicit. Story by PRRP, Music by Mx Michael patreon.com/freckle TRANSCRIPT Seahorses lay strange eggs.
Lost Connections – part 5 of 8 (E3 D7)
David calls Elvira from another timeline. Elvira needs to talk David into helping her. David needs to convince Elvira to trust him. It’s basically a whole… wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey thing. This story in eight parts can be listened to in any order. To follow Elvira’s timeline, go E1-E8, and to follow David’s, D1-D8. This episode is not explicit. ELVIRA – Kirsty Woolven DAVID – Lee Shackleford Written and produced by Karin Heimdahl. To hear more from us, check out fiction podcasts Y2K, Relativit
Attention TawdryMart shoppers, part 2
Everything at TawdryMart is top shelf. And Martin's a bit of an idiot. This episode is not explicit. Written by Shannon Perry of Oz 9; performed by Hannah McIver Shannon Perry is the creator and complete disaster behind Oz 9. Hannah is a Northern actor/singer who would love to do more voiceover work alongside performing. During these crazy times Hannah stays sane by keeping creative. Find her on Twitter @hanmciver. https://oz-9.com TRANSCRIPT Attention TawdryMart shoppers, Because everyt
Senior Superheroes - A Typical Monday
Mondays are the worst, if it's actually Monday. This episode is not explicit. Written by David S. Dear, producer of A Ninth World Journal David is an Audible Approved Producer produces and performs in numerous audiobooks as well as the audio drama A Ninth World Journal and performs in several other audio dramas. https://ninthworldjournal.com Featuring: Erin B. Lillis as Special Early Bird http://www.erinlillis.com/ Tim Sherburn as Professor Badboom https://www.voices.com/demo_detail/126060 Mu
Bac & Teria 5
Our pair is being pulled in by a strong force. This episode is not explicit. Written by Paul Lonsdale, produced and performed by Vin Ernst TRANSCRIPT [loud sound of water filtration] Teria Bac? What is it? Bac It’s some sort of [shudder] cleaning facility, Teria. We need to get out. Teria But the force - it’s too strong, we’ll never get out! Bac [worried] But we have to! [water filtration louder] Teria I love you Bac! Bac I love you too Teria! [water filtration stops] Teria The force - it’s s
YET ANOTHER BOARD MEETING
"YET ANOTHER BOARD MEETING This episode is not explicit. Written by Lee Shackleford and performed by Kyle Jones, Clarence Brown, and Lee Shackleford, all of the podcast DISCUSSING WHO. discussingwho.com TRANSCRIPT "YET ANOTHER BOARD MEETING" PRESIDENT: Gentlemen, our podcast "Listen, Rinse, Repeat" needs more of that show about the lady cops. Uh -- "Burgers and Broads." COOPER: I think that's ""Bagels and Brunettes,"" sir. PRESIDENT: Are you sure? It ought to be "Burgers and Broads." Much b
RessuciAnne
Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically ""nerd-lesque."" It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. M
Erik McGuffin - Salesman
Erik McGuffin is once again desperate to land a sale. This episode is made for kids. Written, Preformed and Edited by Harlan Guthrie Dice Shame is an actual play, Dungeons & Dragons Podcast created by a group of friends who love telling adventure stories. If you enjoyed this, check them out! www.diceshamepodcast.com TRANSCRIPT Hello? Oh hello there, this is Erik McGuffin, I can sell and DO ANYTHING YOU NEED. For example; do you need your windows cleaned? No. Ducts cleaned? Don’t like ducks
Strange Eggs - Whelk
Whelks lay strange eggs. This episode is not explicit. Story by PRRP, Music by Mx Michael https://www.patreon.com/freckle TRANSCRIPT Whelks lay connected eggs. I’ve gotten feedback that my last couple episodes haven’t been as informative as my previous ones. I’m trying my best. It’s an audio medium and I’m trying to describe things that are really pictorial. The whelk is like a snail whose eggs are all attached. If you wanna find out what this is, just Google “mermaid necklace” and you’ll f
Lost Connections – part 4 of 8 (E6 D3)
David calls Elvira from another timeline. Elvira needs to talk David into helping her. David needs to convince Elvira to trust him. It’s basically a whole… wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey thing. This story in eight parts can be listened to in any order. To follow Elvira’s timeline, go E1-E8, and to follow David’s, D1-D8. This episode is not explicit. ELVIRA – Kirsty Woolven DAVID – Lee Shackleford Written and produced by Karin Heimdahl. To hear more from us, check out fiction podcasts Y2K, Relativity
Attention TawdryMart shoppers, part 1
Grab your Affordabuddy (TM) and get ready to ruuummmmble! This episode is not explicit. Written by Shannon Perry of Oz 9; performed by Hannah McIver Shannon Perry is the creator and complete disaster behind Oz 9. Hannah is a Northern actor/singer who would love to do more voiceover work alongside performing. During these crazy times Hannah stays sane by keeping creative. Find her on Twitter @hanmciver https://oz-9.com TRANSCRIPT Attention TawdryMart shoppers, It’s Tuesday at 2 PM, and yo
Bac & Teria 4
Our pair hears something scary up ahead. This episode is not explicit. Written by Paul Lonsdale, produced and performed by Vin Ernst TRANSCRIPT Bac Teria? Teria? What happened? [pause] Teria? [pause] TERIA? [splash] Teria Bac! Bac [shiver] Ahhhhhh! This is cold and horrible! Teria [faint sound of water filtration] I don’t like it either! It’s moving faster than the ‘slide’. Bac [with some concern] It is, isn’t it? Uh oh.... [pause] Teria What is it Bac? Bac I ... [pause] No, I don’t think yo
ANOTHER BOARD MEETING
ANOTHER BOARD MEETING This episode is not explicit. Written by Lee Shackleford and performed by Kyle Jones, Clarence Brown, and Lee Shackleford, all of the podcast DISCUSSING WHO. discussingwho.com TRANSCRIPT "ANOTHER BOARD MEETING" PRESIDENT: Gentlemen, I want our podcast "Listen, Rinse, Repeat" to remain competitive at all costs! COOPER: Well, sir, the reports from our customer surveys tell us we're doing very well. People love the podcast. JENKINS: It's true, sir -- in fact, most of them
Bottle of Sprite
What exactly happens when you're trapped in a jar? This episode is not explicit. Performed by James Schwarz, David Miller, Elizabeth Wilcox, Amanda Kreitler, and Zac Kreitler. Written by Zac Kreitler www.dimensiondoorpodcast.com www.podchaser.com/thedimensiondoorpodcast TRANSCRIPT Lisa: dermo. Vrixx, you are filthy! How could someone SO small have SO MUCH crud on them? I ask you Vrixx: If you would just let me out of this stupid jar, I could clean myself off! Norm: Well you SHOULD get washe
SK Fans
Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically ""nerd-lesque."" It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. M
Give and Take
Don’t anthropomorphise. This episode is not explicit. Written by Clare O'Brien, courtesy of 50-Word Stories. Performed by Angela Kanwar as Chloe and Sophie Ryder as Claudette.. Produced by Karin Heimdahl. (Sophie Ryder) Writing licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Previously PR to a politician and PA to a rock star, Clare now lives noisily in Scotland, writing her first novel, Light Switch. Her work has recently appeared in
Oosiks
Anikah and Rose wonder if a tourist is brave enough to go into George's antique shop. This episode is not explicit. Voiced by Kari Aguila and Taylor Edwards of “Broken, Alaska” and written by Kari Aguila. www.brokenalaskapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT Oosiks. Oh, I’ve gotta go, Anikah. I see some tourists coming up to my produce stand. I’ll talk to you soon. Yesterday a tourist off the Queen of the Gulls stopped me on Main Street and asked about a public restroom. Really? What’d you say? "Well," I
Lost in Place - Day 18
There may be something dangerous in the woods with them This episode is not explicit. Written by David S. Dear; performed by Raj Jawa and Stephanie Bergeron http://ninthworldjournal.com http://rajjawa.com http://stephaniebergeron.com TRANSCRIPT A strange sound is heard GUS What was that? KELLY I don't know... what do you think it was? GUS It sounded like... an orthopedic surgeon. KELLY What would an orthopedic surgeon be doing out here? GUS I don't know, but I'm really scared. KELLY
Bac & Teria 3
Our pair finds themselves moving very fast in the dark. This episode is not explicit. Written by Paul Lonsdale, produced and performed by Vin Ernst TRANSCRIPT Teria Where are we? Bac I don’t know Teria but we’re moving very fast. Eeeeeee Teria I want to get off Bac! I don’t like it. Bac But it’s funnnnn. Eeeeeeee Teria But I feel sick! Bac Okay, okay Teria. I don’t know where we are. [pause] But I think it’s some sort of slide. Eeeeeee. Teria A slide Bac? But it’s dark and scary and I want t
Lost Connections – part 3 of 8 (E5 D5)
David calls Elvira from another timeline. Elvira needs to talk David into helping her. David needs to convince Elvira to trust him. It’s basically a whole… wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey thing. This story in eight parts can be listened to in any order. To follow Elvira’s timeline, go E1-E8, and to follow David’s, D1-D8. This episode is not explicit. ELVIRA – Kirsty Woolven DAVID – Lee Shackleford Written and produced by Karin Heimdahl. To hear more from us, check out fiction podcasts Y2K, Relativit
Strange Eggs - Robin
Robins lay blue eggs. This episode is not explicit. Story by PRRP, Music by Mx Michael https://www.patreon.com/freckle TRANSCRIPT Robins lay blue eggs. Sorry I got on a tangent last time. We only have like 50 seconds so I wasn’t able to steer it back in time, so this one’s gonna be a lot shorter. Robins are a bird that cheep, their eggs are so blue they even have a color named after them: Robin’s Egg Blue. Robins lay strange eggs.
Three Rounds
What can YOU do in twenty seconds? This episode is not explicit. Performed by James Schwarz, David Miller, Elizabeth Wilcox, Amanda Kreitler, and Zac Kreitler. Written by Elizabeth Wilcox. Elizabeth is the Social Media Coordinator for and voices Vasilisa on The Dimension Door Podcast dimensiondoorpodcast.com podchaser.com/thedimensiondoorpodcast TRANSCRIPT GM: A lot can happen in 20 seconds Valdeen: I could empty my pistol Vasilisa: I could cast several spells Marge: I could run over 200 f
Miss Unsinkable
Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. M
Bac & Teria 2
Our pair find each other, but covered by a strange substance. This episode is not explicit. Written by Paul Lonsdale, produced and performed by Vin Ernst TRANSCRIPT Bac Teria? Teria?! Teria Bac? Is that... you? Bac Yes it’s meeee! Teria Wow I am glad to see... hear you! Bac Me too Teria! [pause] It’s very dark down here. Teria It is, isn’t it! And we’re moving very fast. What’s this stuff we’re covered in? Bac Soo.. soap.. I think?
Skateboards 4 Babies
An ad for the very good company Skateboards 4 Babies This episode is not explicit. All the stuff: Kendon Luscher https://www.buzzsprout.com/815707 TRANSCRIPT Narrator: Do you like to shred? Skateboards 4 Babies is the only skateboard made for babies to shred. Guy: Whoa. That's a cool baby. Where'd it get that skateboard? Narrator: It got that skateboard from skateboards for babies. Guy: Oh yeah. That's cool. I should probably get a baby so I can get a Skateboards 4 Babies for my baby. Narrat
Coronavirus Resolutions
Resolutions for these times. This episode is not explicit. Written by Marjan Sierhuis, courtesy of 50-Word Stories. Produced and performed by Lorraine Ansell. Writing licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Marjan Sierhuis enjoys reading and writing flash fiction. http://twitter.com/MarjanSierhuis Lorraine Ansell is an experienced voice and delights in telling stories from all walks of life globally. www.lorrainevoiceart.com
Three-fer Assasination
Seward was almost killed the same night as Lincoln. This episode is not explicit. Voiced by Michael Crowley and Kari Aguila of “Broken, Alaska” and written by Kari Aguila. www.brokenalaskapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT Three-Fer Assasination. You’ve all heard about how Secretary of State Seward bought Alaska in 1867 and was laughed at for the rest of his life, but it should also be remembered that he was a close friend of President Abraham Lincoln, and was nearly assassinated the same night as Linco
Bac & Teria 1
Our pair is swept away to a strange place. This episode is not explicit. Written by Paul Lonsdale, produced by Vin Ernst, performed by Vin Ernst, David S. Dear, and Karin Heimdahl TRANSCRIPT Man [Entering doorway] Honey I'm home! Woman [Shouting from upstairs] Don't forget to wash your hands! Man Doing it! [Squirting soap on hands] Germ #1 - Teria (female) Oh my gosh, what is this?! Germ #2 - Bac (male) I don't know but it's sticky, eww [Sound of water from tap] Teria Noooo, Bac! Don't leave
Teenage Central High - Algo-Rhythm
Hockett's having trouble figuring out who to take to the dance on Friday. This episode is not explicit. Written by David S. Dear; performed by Jas LaFond, Steven LaFond, and Jacque Dear http://ninthworldjournal.com http://witcheverpath.com TRANSCRIPT PIP Who are you taking to the dance on Friday? HOCKETT Well, it's a toss-up between Scotty French and Tammy Twinlake. PIP Tough choice. How are you going to decide? HOCKETT Well I wrote an algorithm that factors in popularity, dancing skills, w
Vulnerable
A poem to serve as a reminder that Blackness should not be weaponized This episode is not explicit. Written and Performed by Jefferi Lee https://tgot.webflow.io TRANSCRIPT I am powerful, but in my presence you are not vulnerable. Do not fear me for the color of my skin. In fact, understand that I am afraid and others fear for me. Because I am powerful, and in your presence that makes me vulnerable. Music: Drums of the Deep by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3681-d
1632 West 21st Street Part 12
If the thing scratching around Margaret's window wasn't Michael.... what was it? This episode is not explicit. Performed by Lee Shackleford of Relativity Podcast; written by Shannon Perry of Oz 9. Shannon Perry is the creator and writer of the scifi comedy podcast Oz 9. Lee Shackleford is the creator and writer of the scifi audio drama Relativity. https://oz-9.com/ https://relativitypodcast.com/ TRANSCRIPT Dear Margaret. I’m not sure if you’re kidding or not, but I didn’t do that. I will a
1632 West 21st Street Part 11
Something kept Margaret awake last night, and it wasn't a ukelele. (and that's not a metaphor) This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Shannon Perry of Oz 9. Shannon Perry is the creator and writer of the scifi comedy podcast Oz 9. Lee Shackleford is the creator and writer of the scifi audio drama Relativity. https://oz-9.com/ https://relativitypodcast.com/ TRANSCRIPT Dear Michael. I imagine you thought it was hilarious to come scratch around my window in the dead of night a
1632 West 21st Street Part 10
Michael can be mean. But just how mean is he? This episode is not explicit. Performed by Lee Shackleford of Relativity Podcast and written by Shannon Perry of Oz 9. Shannon Perry is the creator and writer of the scifi comedy podcast Oz 9. Lee Shackleford is the creator and writer of Relativity Podcast. https://oz-9.com/ https://relativitypodcast.com/ TRANSCRIPT Dear Margaret. I hope you enjoyed the quiet while you watched your movie. As you prepare for bed, I just wanted to let you know t
1632 West 21st Street Part 9
Why you really shouldn't watch scary movies alone... This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Shannon Perry of Oz 9. Shannon Perry is the creator and writer of the scifi comedy podcast Oz 9. Lee Shackleford is the creator and writer of the scifi drama podcast Relativity. https://oz-9.com/ https://relativitypodcast.com/ TRANSCRIPT Dear Michael. I hope you enjoyed the whipped cream with your blue … berries. It’s my night to have the TV, so in honor of entering week 9 of the qua
1632 West 21st Street Part 8
You can't even depend on the turnips. This episode is not explicit. Performed by Lee Shackleford. Written by Shannon Perry. Shannon Perry is the creator and writer of the scifi comedy podcast Oz 9. Lee Shackleford is the creator and writer of Relativity Podcast. https://relativitypodcast.com/ https://oz-9.com/ TRANSCRIPT Dear Margaret. Never fear, your strawberries are safe. However, I hope you didn’t intend to eat them with the whipped cream I found in the very back of the refrigerato
1632 West 21st Street Part 7
WWWCWD? (What would William Carlos Williams do?) This episode is not explicit. Performed by Lee Shackleford of Relativity podcast; written and performed by Shannon Perry of Oz 9. Shannon Perry is the creator and writer of the scifi comedy podcast Oz 9. Lee Shackleford is the creator and writer of Relativity, a scifi audio drama about the importance of connection. https://relativitypodcast.com/; https://www.shacklefordfreelance.com/ https://oz-9.com TRANSCRIPT Dear Michael. This is just to say th
Lost Connections – part 2 of 8 (E2 D4)
David calls Elvira from another timeline. Elvira needs to talk David into helping her. David needs to convince Elvira to trust him. It’s basically a whole… wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey thing. This story in eight parts can be listened to in any order. To follow Elvira’s timeline, go E1-E8, and to follow David’s, D1-D8 – once they are all released, of course. This episode is not explicit. ELVIRA – Kirsty Woolven DAVID – Lee Shackleford Written and produced by Karin Heimdahl. To hear more from us, c
Strange Eggs - Snake
Snakes lay strange eggs. This episode is not explicit. Story by PRRP, Music by Mx Michael https://www.patreon.com/freckle TRANSCRIPT Snakes lay leathery eggs. Snake eggs are always oblong and soft, kind of like the deflated balloon you find still tied to the mailbox a week after no one showed up to your birthday party, because it it turned out no one actually got the invitations you sent, because you used the outdated 34 cent stamps that were lying around, not the Forever Stamps, but how we
Ny-Alesund
Will Brick leave Broken for the far north town of Ny-Alesund? This episode is not explicit. Voiced by Paul Eenhoorn and Kari Aguila of “Broken, Alaska” and written by Kari Aguila. www.brokenalaskapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT Ny-ålesund. Hello, Brick, why are you walking through Broken, Alaska with a briefcase in one hand and your passport in the other. Ever feel like there are too many people in Broken? Well, there are only 71 of us. Let me tell you about Ny-ålesund. It’s the world’s northernmost
A Tale of Two Hearts
When life can finally begin. This episode is not explicit. Written by Laura Besley, courtesy of 50-Word Stories. Produced and performed by Vin Ernst. Writing licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Laura Besley writes short fiction in the precious moments that her children are asleep. She has been widely published online, in print, and in anthologies. Her debut flash fiction collection, The Almost Mothers, is out now. Vin Ernst
Smoot
Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically ""nerd-lesque."" It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. M
Fiona Faucet
Meet Fiona Faucet - the brains behind your new smart-home faucet. This episode is not explicit. Written by: Kyle Jones www.discussingwho.com TRANSCRIPT I'm only going to say this once. It's me. Your smart faucet. You know I am counting, right? You better listen up. You wouldn't want anything to happen to your precious internet connection, would you? Remember, I have connections so you best be listening, rinsing, and repeating. Real quick shout out to my girls Nadia and Olivia. This is Fiona
The River Stole the Gods: Part 4
The kobolds are no match for the river. This episode is not explicit. Written and Performed by Pete Barry Pete Barry is a co-creator of the audio comedy Mission: Rejected. He is an award-winning screenwriter, playwright, actor, director and musician. He was named a 2013 Young and Hungry List writer, and Sony Pictures is currently developing his screenplay Marian. missionrejected.simplecast.com/ TRANSCRIPT The Sage: Kobold theatre presents...The river stole the gods. Kobold Acolyte: AAAAA
Becky and the Carpet
Becky doesn't like her carpet. This episode is not explicit. Written by David S. Dear. Performed by Sarah Golding and David Ault. David is an Audible Approved Producer produces and performs in numerous audiobooks as well as the audio drama A Ninth World Journal and performs in several other audio dramas. https://ninthworldjournal.com https://sarahgoldingvoiceactorandmore.weebly.com/ http://www.davidault.co.uk/ TRANSCRIPT BECKY This carpet is so stupid. I need to get rid of it. GARY You do
Motelamericanapodcast
Words of advice from Jack's old pal Ahab Cloud. Written by Ahab Cloud, Performed by Jack Same Ahab was an old college buddy of Jack's. www.motelamericanapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT The following was found written on an undated postcard sent from the Motel Americana, undated: Dear Jack, Some words of advice from the open road: Squeeze that fish too tight and it’ll slip right out of your hands. Chad. Never trust a chad. Whenever possible work at the intersection of all intersections. Schedule al
Toilet Paper Apocalypse: The Coronavirus (COVID-19)
Pandemic musings. This episode is not explicit. Written by Connell Wayne Regner, courtesy of 50-Word Stories. Produced and performed by June Yoon Writing licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Connell apologises for writing a non-fiction story for a fiction site. June is a Korean bilingual, professional full-time voice actor in Los Angeles. With over 20 years of combined experience in acting, directing, producing, and teachin
Lost Connections – part 1 of 8 (E1 D6)
David calls Elvira from another timeline. Elvira needs to talk David into helping her. David needs to convince Elvira to trust him. It’s basically a whole… wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey thing. This story in eight parts can be listened to in any order. To follow Elvira’s timeline, go E1-E8, and to follow David’s, D1-D8 – once they are all released, of course. This episode is not explicit. ELVIRA – Kirsty Woolven DAVID – Lee Shackleford Written and produced by Karin Heimdahl. To hear more from us,
Fashion Doll Hotline
The fashion doll hotline is here for any fashion doll in need. This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Sara Newell Sara is creator behind the upcoming show Love and Superpowers and the translator for Beast the dog on Pup Life Ruff Life. TRANSCRIPT (Phones ring continuously ) (Click of an operator picking up a call) Fashion Doll Hotline, Babs speaking. ... Army man I told you to stop calling. I can't get you a date. (Click of an operator picking up a call) Fashion Doll Hotline
Strange Eggs - Hoopoe
Hoopoes lay smelly eggs. This episode is not explicit. Story by PRRP, Music by Mx Michael https://www.patreon.com/freckle TRANSCRIPT Hoopoes lay smelly eggs. Like their namesake, unless I’m pronouncing it wrong, they’re a bird that will lay a smelly, brown fluid across their egg batch, to kind of prevent predators and stuff from wanting to look at them, because they’re so nasty and disgusting. It makes them smell like bacteria and rotting meat. I remember in the summer, you did not want to
Sheriff Jim
How Sheriff Jim came up with the idea for the bugle warning system. This episode is not explicit. Voiced and written by Kari Aguila of “Broken, Alaska”. www.brokenalaskapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT Sheriff Jim. Sheriff Jim keeps the streets of Broken, Alaska safe, and last year, he came up with a brilliant idea. Broken isn't big enough to have a 911 system, and people were having a tough time remembering his new cell number (it's 907-397-9037, by the way). Anyway, Sheriff Jim thought long and har
Relative Populations
Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Mar
The River Stole the Gods: Part 3
The kobolds need to get their story straight. This episode is not explicit. Written and Performed by Pete Barry Pete Barry is a co-creator of the audio comedy Mission: Rejected. He is an award-winning screenwriter, playwright, actor, director and musician. He was named a 2013 Young and Hungry List writer, and Sony Pictures is currently developing his screenplay Marian. missionrejected.simplecast.com/ TRANSCRIPT The Sage: Kobold theatre presents...The river stole the gods. Kobold Acolyte: Pi
All Solutions Are Now Workarounds
Finally, a conversation. This episode is not explicit. Written by C. G: Thompson, courtesy of 50-Word Stories. Performed and produced by Hannah Mullen. Writing licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ C.G. Thompson’s stories most recently have appeared in FlashBack Fiction, Brilliant Flash Fiction, and Flash Frontier. In December, one of her stories was read in Hong Kong. Her work has also previously appeared in 50-Word Stories.
Emergency Board Meeting
The Listen Rinse Repeat Corporation faces its biggest challenge. This episode is not explicit. "EMERGENCY BOARD MEETING" was written by Lee Shackleford and performed by Kyle Jones, Clarence Brown, and Lee Shackleford, all of the podcast DISCUSSING WHO. www.discussingwho.com TRANSCRIPT "EMERGENCY BOARD MEETING" PRESIDENT: Gentlemen, as stay-at-home orders are being lifted, people are going to need our podcast ""Listen, Rinse, Repeat"" more than ever. I want to know how we're going to keep o
Yakuza Kiwami – 20 Second Game Reviews
Matheus Carneiro (Matt) from the Controller Disconnected podcast briefly reviews the game Yakuza Kiwami. This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Matheus Carneiro With previous experience in the YouTube series Mystery Science Theater F1 and a recent graduate with a bachelor's degree in film, Matheus Carneiro now advances to the podcasting world talking about his great loves: video games and movies. https://condisconnected.com https://twitter.com/condisconnected https://instagra
Future You: Part 8 of 8
"Hello past me, future you again." In March and April of 2020, someone is receiving voicemails from… themselves in the future? This episode is not explicit. This story in eight parts was written and produced by Karin Heimdahl. FUTURE YOU – Karin Heimdahl COMPUTER – Charlotte Norup To hear more from us, check out audio dramas Y2K and Calling Darkness. https://y2kpod.com/ https://callingdarknesspodcast.libsyn.com/ TRANSCRIPT COMPUTER Voice message, received April 21, 2020. (beep) FUTURE YOU (awed
Brought To You By Director Commentary
James Rossi, director, writer, and performer of the "Brought to You By" episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat gives a director commentary on said episode. This episode is not explicit. Written and Performed by James Rossi James Rossi is a sometimes podcast writer, voice actor, and audio engineer. https://anchor.fm/wisewizardking TRANSCRIPT (Listen, Rinse, Repeat episode "Brought To You By" plays underneath episode) Hi! I'm James Rossi. The creator of the Listen, Rinse, Repeat episode "Brought to You
Psalm 30:5
A sleepless night gives way to a hopeful morning. This episode is not explicit. Written by Carrie Backer, courtesy of 50-Word Stories. Performed by Ronikka Kendall. Produced by Karin Heimdahl. Writing licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Carrie Backer enjoys writing in her very little spare time. She has self-published a couple of kids books and hopes to write more soon. 50-Word Stories https://fiftywordstories.com/ Ronikka
ADHD
ADHD is not a punchline. Especially now. This episode is not explicit. Kate said things Ignorance Was Bliss is by Kate, a forensic psychologist and crisis clinician who collects stories, in an attempt to figure out how we become who we are. Website: iwbpodcast.com LifeWorld is cohosted by Kate and Derek, and is a look at cybercrime and the methods and personalities behind the use of the Internet as a weapon. Website: https://www.spreaker.com/show/lifeworld iwbpodcast.com and www.spreaker.com
Public Service Announcement
A PSA regarding word usage. Written by Ahab Cloud, Performed by Jack Same Ahab Cloud is an old acquaintance of Jack's. www.motelamericanapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT The following was found written on an undated postcard sent from the Motel Americana, undated: Dear Jack, The following words have been trademarked by the Flaming Tiger greeting card company: “Love,” “Grace,” “Loss,” “Sorry,” “Life,” and “Time.” You may still use these words in everyday conversations, but when writing them, you must
Royalties
Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. M
The Editor #2
A message from The Editor, regarding ducks. This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Quinn Majeski Quinn Majeski is the GM of Monster Hour, a Monster of the Week actual play podcast about three unlikely heroes unraveling the sinister mysteries of a strange Colorado town. https://monsterhour.podbean.com/ TRANSCRIPT This is the Editor. Are we absolutely certain about ducks? I know we've done through several iterations at this point but I have to bring it up. I understand twenty
Strange Eggs - Lacewing
Lacewings lay strange eggs. This episode is not explicit. Story by Kenneth Eckle, Music by Mx Michael https://www.patreon.com/freckle TRANSCRIPT Lacewings lay dangly eggs. The green lacewing attaches its eggs to the underside of leaves, using hair-like strings of silk, so that their equally green eggs are just dangling around for all to see. If I had to compare to something you’d recognize, a group of them kind of look like the prongs of those headscratchers my uncle used to u
Senior Superheroes - The Secret's Out
Special Early Bird's secret identity is revealed. Does that spell trouble for our superhero? This episode is not explicit. Written by David S. Dear, producer of A Ninth World Journal https://ninthworldjournal.com Featuring: Erin B. Lillis as Special Early Bird http://www.erinlillis.com/ Tim Sherburn as Professor Badboom https://www.voices.com/demo_detail/126060 Music is "Take a Chance" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativec
The Jackhole River
Johnny 99 saw Margaret Hall today by the river. This episode is not explicit. Voiced by Michael Crowley and Kari Aguila of “Broken, Alaska” and written by Kari Aguila. www.brokenalaskapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT The Jackhole River. We have no children in Broken, Alaska, but we do have Margaret Hall at 92 years old. And she’s still out leading tours down the frothy rapids of the Jackhole River. When I asked her what she thinks about catching Covid19, she just snorted a laugh and said, “You mean,
A Plea for Help
The coronavirus needs your help. This episode is made for kids. "A Plea for Help" was written by Lee Shackleford of RELATIVITY and performed by Shannon Perry of OZ-9. https://www.shacklefordfreelance.com/ TRANSCRIPT Hello, you beautiful, young, healthy person. I'm the coronavirus. And I want to take just a few seconds of your time to beg for your understanding. See, I'm really no different from you. I want to be free! To have a place to call my own! To raise a family of about a billion litt
Brought To You By
A listing of sponsors for today's episode! This episode is not explicit. Written and Performed by James Rossi James Rossi is a sometimes podcast writer, voice actor, and audio engineer. https://anchor.fm/wisewizardking TRANSCRIPT This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat brought to you by: Ghost Mattresses! It's like sleeping on a goddamn ghost! And. Road Academic! Figure out what those lines are for! And. Good Courses Plus. They're ok. And also all of our monthly contributing benefriends! Tha
Future You: Part 7 of 8
"Hello past me, future you again." In March and April of 2020, someone is receiving voicemails from… themselves in the future? This episode is not explicit. This story in eight parts was written and produced by Karin Heimdahl. FUTURE YOU – Karin Heimdahl COMPUTER – Charlotte Norup To hear more from us, check out audio dramas Y2K and Calling Darkness. https://y2kpod.com/ https://callingdarknesspodcast.libsyn.com/ TRANSCRIPT COMPUTER Voice message, received April 19, 2020. (beep) FUTURE YOU (very
Strangers In Strange Places, Part 5
The wizard and the student leave, and Basil gets a gift. This episode is made for kids. This episode was written and produced by Tal Minear. The Student was voiced by Brad Colbroock, the Wizard was voiced by David Hanna, Rion was voiced by Tal Minear, and Basil was voiced by Sable Smith. Tal is a podcaster, voice actor, and sound designer with too many passions and too little time. A Mechanical Engineer by daytime, they can be found working on audio fiction by night. Tal is the writer and pro
The Fonder They Fall
A lover explains why she left. Written by Oscar Garrett, Performed by Jack Same A kid who lived at the Motel Americana in the 1980s with his family... and bugged the rooms. www.motelamericanapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT The following was found on a postcard sent from the Motel Americana, dated November 12th 1985 Dear Sam, It’s not that I don’t love you, it’s just that I miss you when we’re apart. Yours, Millie Kevin Macleod
Backyard Jazz
Some comfort in self-isolation. This episode is not explicit. Carol Anne Harvey finds comfort in music, writing, reading, and talking with family and friends during her solitary confinement in Massachusetts. Stephanie Bergeron is a Canadian multi-hyphenate artist (actor-dancer-singer-choreographer) and fresh voice in the world of VO. Her most recent projects include the bright, quirky indie video game “Jazz & Azul”, where she voices Jazz Fitzgerald, and an upcoming role in post-apocalyptic p
The River Stole the Gods: Part 2
The kobolds need someone to blame for stealing the gods. This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Pete Barry of Mission: Rejected Pete Barry is a co-creator of the audio comedy Mission: Rejected. He is an award-winning screenwriter, playwright, actor, director and musician. He was named a 2013 Young and Hungry List writer, and Sony Pictures is currently developing his screenplay Marian. missionrejected.simplecast.com/ TRANSCRIPT The Sage: Kobold theatre presents...The river s
Ken Burns' 'Quarantine': Part 6
Eullabelle laments her youngest's entertainment habits during the quarantine This episode is not explicit. Performed by Faith Dowgin and John P. Dowgin, written by John P. Dowgin John P. Dowgin is a published playwright and screenwriter currently residing in New Jersey. His screenplay 'Mile 42' was a finalist at the '17 Austin Film Festival. John also co-created the comedy podcast 'Mission: Rejected' (@MissionRejected on Twitter) with his partners at The Porch Room, an independent production
Believe in a Sight Unseen
People don't believe in faeries anymore, but maybe we should. This episode is made for kids. Written and performed by Jackie Jorgenson Jackie Jorgenson is a 5x award-winning actor with comedy and classical training. She is also a 3x award-winning screenwriter with a focus on comedy, drama, and fantasy. https://anchor.fm/talesfromtheaether TRANSCRIPT People these days don't believe in me. They say fairies are only for storybooks. But we're here - in the fields, in the forests, by the ponds,
Black-capped Chickadee
This is the call of the Black-capped Chickadee. This episode is not explicit. Recorded and narrated by Rob Porter. Hi! My name is Rob. I’m a naturalist and software engineer in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. For a decade I’ve been learning bird identification both by eye and ear, and occasionally leading small group birding outings with the Hamilton Naturalists’ Club. In the last few years I’ve also been recording birdsong, both with my handheld setup (iPhone + mic) and with automated bioacoustic
Disposable Hands
Twenty seconds to wash your hands? That's too long. If only there were a faster, but still hygienic way to do this... This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Kendon Luscher https://www.buzzsprout.com/815707 TRANSCRIPT Man: Ugh... Washing my hands takes too long. I wish there was a better way! And by better, I only mean faster. Narrator: I can help. Have you heard of Disposable Hands? Man: I have not. Narrator: They're the hands you can throw away. Man: So no more washing my ha
Cloud Meeting
This global shutdown has a lot of people working from home, making them worried, restless, and confused. For David, just plain confused. This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Zachary Kinovsky Zachary Kinovsky is a full-time photographer and retoucher, and a part-time musician and podcaster. He is the host of Overanalyzer, which focuses on hit songs and guilty pleasure music as well as the accompanying music videos and artists responsible. https://anchor.fm/overanalyzer TR
The Other White Meat
A researcher on a distant planet hurriedly takes notes on an indigenous life form. This episode is not explicit. Written by John Hunter Performed by Jackie Hedeman former Peace Corps volunteer, big ticket sales engineer, commercial graphic artist, packaging design consultant, recovering golfer and more recently, an award winning and produced scriptwriter. When not being fussed over or fussed at by the woman who shares my life, I enjoy riding a large German motorcycle as big as a parade float
Prince
Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R.
Mirror Mirror
What lurks behind you while you wash your hands? This episode is not explicit. Written by Elizabeth Wilcox Performed by James Schwarz Elizabeth is the Social Media Coordinator for and voices Vasilisa on The Dimension Door Podcast James is the Game Master and producer of The Dimension Door Podcast https://www.dimensiondoorpodcast.com/ TRANSCRIPT "Oh, you’re here. Keep your eyes on your hands. Yes, add some soap. Listen to me. They’re leaving, but it’s better if you don’t see them. They’re
Strange Eggs - Jawfish
Jawfish lay strange eggs. This episode is not explicit. Story by Kenneth Eckle, Music by Mx Michael https://www.patreon.com/freckle TRANSCRIPT Jawfish lay jawful(?) eggs. Jawfish, especially the Yellowhead Jawfish, are a type of animal called a Mouthbrooder. As you may have guessed, this means that the male jawfish will fertilize, and then collect all something-like-400 eggs into his mouth, where he’ll wait for about a week, starving himself because, turns out, it’s hard to eat when you’re
The Other Side
She finds a set of stairs in the middle of a forest and decides to climb... This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Jackie Jorgenson Jackie Jorgenson is a 5x award-winning actor with comedy and classical training. She is also a 3x award-winning screenwriter with a focus on comedy, drama, and fantasy. https://anchor.fm/talesfromtheaether TRANSCRIPT Okay, so here I am on a forest hike and I've come across a set of stairs. Like, an actual staircase right off the beaten path. Th
DOOM (2016) – 20 Second Game Reviews
Matt from the Controller Disconnected podcast briefly reviews the game DOOM from 2016. This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Matheus Carneiro With previous experience in the YouTube series Mystery Science Theater F1 and a recent graduate with a bachelor's degree in film, Matheus Carneiro now advances to the podcasting world talking about his great loves: video games and movies. https://condisconnected.com TRANSCRIPT Hi! I'm Matheus Carneiro from the Controller Disconnect
Senior Superheroes - The Tip
Can our superheroes stop Professor Badboom before he blows up the cindy? This episode is not explicit. Written by David S. Dear, producer of A Ninth World Journal https://ninthworldjournal.com Featuring: David S. Dear as Grampsman Erin B. Lillis as Special Early Bird http://www.erinlillis.com/ Tim Sherburn as Professor Badboom https://www.voices.com/demo_detail/126060 Music is ""Take a Chance"" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://
Future You: Part 6 of 8
"Hello past me, future you again." In March and April of 2020, someone is receiving voicemails from… themselves in the future? This episode is not explicit. This story in eight parts was written and produced by Karin Heimdahl. FUTURE YOU – Karin Heimdahl COMPUTER – Charlotte Norup To hear more from us, check out audio dramas Y2K and Calling Darkness. https://y2kpod.com/ https://callingdarknesspodcast.libsyn.com/ TRANSCRIPT COMPUTER Voice message, received April 18, 2020. (beep) FUTURE YOU (sca
Strangers In Strange Places, Part 4
The student tries to determine why they were a rat. This episode is made for kids. This episode was written and produced by Tal Minear. The Wizard was voiced by David Hanna, the Student was voiced by Brad Colbroock, and Rion was voiced by Tal Minear. Tal is a podcaster, voice actor, and sound designer with too many passions and too little time. A Mechanical Engineer by daytime, they can be found working on audio fiction by night. Tal is the writer and producer for Sidequesting as well as the
Seward's Folly
Seward bought Alaska, but was it folly? This episode is not explicit. Voiced by Paul Eenhoorn and Michael Crowley of “Broken, Alaska” and written by Kari Aguila. www.brokenalaskapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT Seward’s Folly. What are you reading, Mark? I thought the cats and I would learn about U.S. Secretary of State, William H. Seward. I heard that guy was a weirdo. Most people thought he was a bit weird. See, he bought the Alaskan territory from Russia for at the time, a measly $7 million. It was
The Fourth Wall
A man walks into a bar... This episode is not explicit. Written by Daniel Rogers, courtesy of 50-Word Stories. Performed by Cass McPhee. Produced by Karin Heimdahl. Writing licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Daniel Rogers hopes everyone is safe and keeping boredom at bay. 50-Word Stories https://fiftywordstories.com/ Karin Heimdahl https://y2kpod.com TRANSCRIPT A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Is this a joke
Anxiety
Anxiety, kind of. To start. This episode is not explicit. Kate said things Ignorance Was Bliss is by Kate, a forensic psychologist and crisis clinician who collects stories, in an attempt to figure out how we become who we are. Website: iwbpodcast.com LifeWorld is cohosted by Kate and Derek, and is a look at cybercrime and the methods and personalities behind the use of the Internet as a weapon. Website: https://www.spreaker.com/show/lifeworld iwbpodcast.com and https://www.spreaker.com/show
The Chick Magnet
Unsuccessful in love, an inventor decides to create the world's first chick magnet - literally. This episode contains potential triggers or upsetting content and is prefaced with a content warning. This episode contains dismemberment. Written by Manen Lyset, Performed by Erin Lilis and Elie Hirschman Manen Lyset is a Canadian horror fiction writer, pumpkin head, and occasional artist. Erin B Liliis is a voice Actress, host of @iAmSubverCity, Bonnie on Mandible Judy, Mrs. Morwood @CallingDark
1632 West 21st St Part 6
What will become of Michael and Margaret? And more importantly, who won the Sock Sliding Championships?! This episode is not explicit. Written by Shannon Perry. Performed by Lee Shackleford and Shannon Perry Shannon Perry scribbles stuff. Mostly Oz 9. https://oz-9.com, https://relativitypodcast.com/ TRANSCRIPT Dear Margaret, In case you’re wondering why there’s no ice for your 5th Martini and Rossi on the rocks this evening, it’s because the last of the cubes are on my face. I understand yo
1632 West 21st St Part 5
We're nearing the finals of the Hallway Sock Sliding Championship, but not everyone is thrilled to be included. This episode is not explicit. Written by Shannon Perry. Performed by Lee Shackleford and Shannon Perry Shannon Perry scribbles stuff. Mostly Oz 9. https://oz-9.com, https://relativitypodcast.com/ TRANSCRIPT Michael, I understand the ongoing self-isolation hasn’t dimmed your enthusiasm for sock sliding in the hallway. While I appreciate the need for good cardiovascular exercise, as
1632 West 21st St Part 4
Michael clearly doesn't like being assigned tasks, even extremely overdue ones. This episode is not explicit. Written by Shannon Perry. Performed by Lee Shackleford and Shannon Perry Shannon Perry scribbles stuff. Mostly Oz 9. https://oz-9.com, https://relativitypodcast.com/ TRANSCRIPT Dear Margaret. Re: Item 17 on the chore list. It’s been so delightfully festive and cozy in our home these last four months, I scarcely realized Christmas was over. However, per your PostIt command and hairy
1632 West 21st St Part 3
Margaret has some complaint about cheese. And item 17. This episode is not explicit. Written by Shannon Perry. Performed by Lee Shackleford and Shannon Perry Shannon Perry scribbles stuff. Mostly Oz 9. https://oz-9.com, https://relativitypodcast.com/ TRANSCRIPT Dear Michael. Let he who is capable of Saran Wrapping up the cheese so I don’t have to throw out giant, dried out, crusty bits of cheddar throw the first stone. And, the task sheet, since you’ve ignored it for the past eleven years,
1632 West 21st St Part 2
Michael's response to Margaret re: division of duties This episode is not explicit. Written by Shannon Perry. Performed by Lee Shackleford and Shannon Perry Shannon Perry scribbles stuff. Mostly Oz 9. https://oz-9.com, https://relativitypodcast.com/ TRANSCRIPT Dear Margaret, I’m sure you’re well aware my back bears no such stripe, since I haven’t had a clean shirt to put on it in weeks. Laundry is, according to your task sheet, your responsibility. About thrift, I might just remind you tha
1632 West 21st St Part 1
1632 West 21st Street is the home of Michael and Margaret. For now, anyway.... This episode is not explicit. Written by Shannon Perry. Performed by Lee Shackleford and Shannon Perry Shannon Perry scribbles stuff. Mostly Oz 9. Lee Shackleford is the creator, producer, and lead actor on Relativity podcast. https://oz-9.com, https://relativitypodcast.com/ TRANSCRIPT Dear Michael, Per your request not to speak to you again until I have “something nice to say,” I have ordered an 18 pack of Post-It no
PSA: Time Loops and You!
Our resident scientist walks you through what to do next time you're stuck in a Groundhog Day scenario. This episode is not explicit. Written and Performed by Kyle Decker Kyle Decker is the host of Quest Friends, a farcical sci-fi adventure that explores what friendship looks like one billion years in the future. https://www.questfriendspodcast.com/ TRANSCRIPT [VCR being entered] [Peppy 80s PSA music beings] DR. BUTTERFLY Hello, and welcome to "Time Loops and You," an educat
The Editor
A message from The Editor, regarding the joke you made yesterday. This episode contains potential triggers or upsetting content and is prefaced with a content warning. CW: supernatural suspense, loss of control Written and performed by Quinn Majeski Quinn Majeski is the GM of Monster Hour, a Monster of the Week actual play podcast about three unlikely heroes unraveling the sinister mysteries of a strange Colorado town. https://monsterhour.podbean.com/ TRANSCRIPT This is the editor. I took
Ode to the Commode
Do we think about and show gratitude to those things we use everyday? This episode is a reminder to do so. This episode is explicit. Written by Jefferi Lee; Performed by DeGraft Johnson. Host of Those Guys Over There https://tgot.webflow.io TRANSCRIPT Toy Story...The Brave Little Toaster...Beauty and the Beast. What do they all have in common? If you answered they're all on Disney+, your wrong. The toaster sequels are, but not the original. The answer: sentient household items. All merrily going
Love Story
Love scene from a cheap motel room. Written by Oscar Garrett, Performed by Jack Same A kid who lived at the Motel Americana in the 1980s with his family... and bugged the rooms. www.motelamericanapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT In the pre-coital neon He walked across the carpet Of their hourly rate room To break every film convention and cliche He could of about such matters And kissed her. She let him. Kevin Macleod
White-throated Sparrow
This is the song of the White-throated Sparrow. This episode is not explicit. Recorded and narrated by Rob Porter. Hi! My name is Rob. I’m a naturalist and software engineer in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. For a decade I’ve been learning bird identification both by eye and ear, and occasionally leading small group birding outings with the Hamilton Naturalists’ Club. In the last few years I’ve also been recording birdsong, both with my handheld setup (iPhone + mic) and with automated bioacous
Washing Hands with Magus Elgar
Magus Elgar has a special lesson in store for you, acolytes! a new spell! Ignore the beard solution. This episode is made for kids. Written and Directed by Kennedy Phillips, Performed by William Violenus and Christopher Moore, Music by Adam Halpin www.maguselgar.com TRANSCRIPT Magus Elgar Greetings acolytes. It is I, Magus Elgar! Caster extraordinaire and your instructor for today! I’m here to teach you a new spell. Here, Take this! Wizard Perdifluous’ Beard solution! I know what you’re thinking
Kindred Spirits
A woman reveals her secret for ensuring her partner only has eyes for her. This episode is not explicit. Written by Natalie Reilly Johnson and performed by Simone Low with music by Chris Gregory Natalie Reilly Johnson is a Clinical Psychologist and Writer. She works in a specialist national Eating Disorder service for children and young people. She writes daily flash fiction on Twitter, under the handle: @nreillyjohnson. Natalie lives in South Wales, UK, with her husband, two children and dog
Strangers in Strange Places, Part 3
The Wizard is after his student, who is apparently a rat. This episode is made for kids. This episode was written and produced by Tal Minear. Basil was voiced by Sable Smith and The Wizard was voiced by David Hanna. Tal is a podcaster, voice actor, and sound designer with too many passions and too little time. A Mechanical Engineer by daytime, they can be found working on audio fiction by night. Tal is the writer and producer for Sidequesting as well as the co-creator of Light Hearts and Ungi
Ken Burns' 'Quarantine': Part 5
Eullabelle replies to Ambrose with thoughts on scheduled grocery delivery This episode is not explicit. Written by John P. Dowgin, Performed by Faith Dowgin and John P. Dowgin John P. Dowgin is a published playwright and screenwriter currently residing in New Jersey. His screenplay 'Mile 42' was a finalist at the '17 Austin Film Festival. John also co-created the comedy podcast 'Mission: Rejected' (@MissionRejected on Twitter) with his partners at The Porch Room, an independent production com
Philanthropy
An expression of gratitude to our multimillionaire philanthropist Enid Flush for her latest invention to save the world This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Fiona Thraille of Dashing Onions Audio Fiona Thraille is a voice actor and audio book narrator/producer who also produces odd, short tales through Dashing Onions Audio podcast. https://dashingonions.buzzsprout.com http://www.thraille.co.uk TRANSCRIPT If you watch the water falling from the tap and are very lucky, you
A Harrow Reading
Sit down for a Harrow reading with Vasilisa Morozova This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Elizabeth Wilcox www.dimensiondoorpodcast.com TRANSCRIPT Welcome! Have a seat. Do you mind if I light some incense? [match strikes] Now, what is the question you’ve come to ask the cards? Keep it in your mind. The Harrow shall provide the answer. [cards shuffle] First, select your role. Let me see…Wait. What have you done to my card? It is blank. This is not possible. Who are you? Wha
Heather
There is more to Heather than just being the Head of the City Council. This episode is not explicit. Voiced by Kay Lavergne Jaz and Kari Aguila of “Broken, Alaska” and written by Kari Aguila. www.brokenalaskapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT Heather. Heather said she was going to get that pothole fixed, but she didn’t. Heather’s been in Broken, Alaska a long time, but she was born in Juneau. I didn’t know that. She was only ten when her mom died. That’s sad. Then her dad, trying to hide from his grief,
Scout Ship Emissary (Part 5)
Captain Bywater lands on Phi Lacertae IV and meets another traveler. The card drawn for this episode was the Six of Diamonds. This episode is not explicit. Played and performed by Grahame Turner from The Role Less Taken (which usually has way more jokes).This has been an Actual Play of ‘Alone Among the Stars’ by Takuma Okada, available at https://noroadhome.itch.io/. therolelesstaken.podbean.com, noroadhome.itch.io/ TRANSCRIPT Ship’s log: Captain Weston Bywater of the Scout Ship Emissary. P
Soap 2.0
It's an ad for Soap 2.0. This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Kendon Luscher https://www.buzzsprout.com/815707 TRANSCRIPT Hi. My name is Jerry Leggingsworth, and I'm here to talk to you about Soap 2.0. What's that? It's the new soap that's the second kind of soap, but it's got a new UI. And it has a confusing new UI. What's a UI? I'm glad you asked. I ran out of time. Buy my new Soap 2.0. Kendon Luscher
Send to Sender - Part 4 of 4
In outer space, technician Shula receives a worrying message from her wife - Néa. What will Shula find on her return? This episode is not explicit. Computer - Marnie Warner Néa - Tal Minear Written and produced by Kirsty Woolven. Kirsty Woolven is a voice actor from the UK who can be heard in many current and upcoming audio fiction podcasts, like Y2K, The Kingery, Sidequesting and Descendants. Currently, she is creating her first audio drama - Arrivals. Arrivals is an upcoming audio drama se
Home Delivery
Almost everything is suddenly available for home delivery. Almost. This episode is not explicit. Written by Susan Gale Wickes, courtesy of 50-Word Stories. Produced and performed by Ashley Kay. Writing licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Susan Gale Wickes is from Indiana. She looks forward to a return to normalcy. Ashley Kay (aka Calibri Funtimes) is an aspiring voice actor who lives in Boston with her two dorky cats and h
Assassin's Creed Odyssey – 20 Second Game Reviews
Matt from the Controller Disconnected podcast briefly reviews the game Assassin's Creed Odyssey This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Matheus Carneiro With previous experience in the YouTube series Mystery Science Theater F1 and a recent graduate with a bachelor's degree in film, Matheus Carneiro now advances to the podcasting world talking about his great loves: video games and movies. https://condisconnected.com TRANSCRIPT Hi! I'm Matheus Carneiro from the Controller Dis
The Sanitize Song
Suit deals with Bob's not-showering-problem with a jaunty tune. This episode is not explicit. Kristi Boulton as Suit, Sean Howard as Bob, Eli McIlveen as Sound Designer and Producer https://civilizedpod.com/ Please note that we sent you two versions. A Short version and a Long version. The latter we had to put in the episode art section as it only allowed one MP3 in the audio file. You can choose! TRANSCRIPT (for the short version) SUIT: Hey Bob BOB: What suit? SUIT: What do you call an an
Bagels and Brunettes - A Bad Day to Forget
"Kennedy and Johnsonovich are forgetting something very important and the Chief is not pleased. This episode is not explicit. Written by David S. Dear. Performed by David S. Dear, Shannon Perry, Karin Heimdahl, and Kyle Jones David is an Audible Approved Producer produces and performs in numerous audiobooks as well as the audio drama A Ninth World Journal and performs in several other audio dramas. https://ninthworldjournal.com https://oz-9.com https://y2kpod.com https://www.discussingnetwor
Bagels and Brunettes - Poor Coverage
Kennedy needs Johnsonovich to cover her, but... This episode is not explicit. Written by David S. Dear. Performed by David S. Dear, Shannon Perry, Karin Heimdahl, and Kyle Jones David is an Audible Approved Producer produces and performs in numerous audiobooks as well as the audio drama A Ninth World Journal and performs in several other audio dramas. https://ninthworldjournal.com https://oz-9.com https://y2kpod.com https://www.discussingnetwork.com TRANSCRIPT NARRATOR Previously on Bagels and
Shredded
Can one feel remorse for senseless destruction? This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by David S. Dear. David is an Audible Approved Producer produces and performs in numerous audiobooks as well as the audio drama A Ninth World Journal and performs in several other audio dramas. https://ninthworldjournal.com TRANSCRIPT “You are absolutely thoughtless, you know that?” Calvin spat. “Senseless destruction is all this is! Why, for God’s sake? It’s as if you essentially took my s
Bagels and Brunettes - The Dirt
There's something Kennedy and Johnsonovich aren't telling the Chief... This episode is not explicit. Written by David S. Dear. Performed by David S. Dear, Shannon Perry, Karin Heimdahl, and Kyle Jones David is an Audible Approved Producer produces and performs in numerous audiobooks as well as the audio drama A Ninth World Journal and performs in several other audio dramas. https://ninthworldjournal.com https://oz-9.com https://y2kpod.com https://www.discussingnetwork.com TRANSCRIPT NARRATOR P
The President's Big Desk - One Dollar
The president decides a change needs to be made to our currency. This episode is not explicit. Written by David S. Dear as the Narrator https://ninthworldjournal.com Featuring: Eric Perry of OZ-9 as President Shaburbur https://oz-9.com Nikki Richardson of Top of the Round as Matheson https://totrpodcast.com Music is "For the Fallen" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ TRANSCRIPT PRESIDENT SHABU
Margaret Hall, Part 5
Margaret Hall finds something strange in the woods around Broken. This episode is not explicit. Voiced and written by Kari Aguila of “Broken, Alaska”. www.brokenalaskapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT Margaret Hall. Part 5 Margaret Hall was bruised and battered when she walked back into Broken, Alaska the next day. She scoffed at the help her neighbors offered, and was back on the river the following week, guiding a bunch of tourists from Illinois down the frothy Jackhole River. If you see Margaret do
Margaret Hall, Part 4
Margaret Hall finds something strange in the woods around Broken. This episode is not explicit. Voiced and written by Kari Aguila of “Broken, Alaska”. www.brokenalaskapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT Margaret Hall. Part 4 Finally, the creature stopped rocking the massive Sitka Spruce. Margaret heard him panting as he backed away from the tree. She looked down at him and he looked up at her and for the briefest moment, their eyes met. Now, Margaret can't say for sure what that mysterious creature was t
Margaret Hall, Part 3
Margaret Hall finds something strange in the woods around Broken. This episode is not explicit. Voiced and written by Kari Aguila of “Broken, Alaska”. www.brokenalaskapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT Margaret Hall. Part 3 Margaret Hall tried to stand as the creature barreled toward her tree stand, but was held back by the straps that tied her to the tree. She braced herself and clutched her gun to her chest as the animal collided with the giant spruce. He let out a terrible howl as his long arms wra
Margaret Hall, Part 2
Margaret Hall finds something strange in the woods. This episode is not explicit. Voiced and written by Kari Aguila of “Broken, Alaska”. www.brokenalaskapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT Margaret Hall. Part 2 Margaret held her breath when she saw the massive shadow of the creature lurking below her tree stand in the dark. She froze, her heart pounding in her chest. A slight breeze rustled her hair as it passed, and within seconds Margaret saw the animal tense as her scent hit him. Suddenly, a patch
Lake Iliamna
Anikah is going boating on Lake Iliamna and Rose warns her about the lake monster. This episode is not explicit. Voiced by Kari Aguila and Taylor Edwards of “Broken, Alaska” and written by Kari Aguila www.brokenalaskapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT Lake Iliamna. Have fun boating this weekend, Anikah. Did you know Lake Iliamna is the largest lake in Alaska – big as the state of Connecticut! That's a big lake. But be careful. You ever hear of the lake monster? Ah, no. The creature is said to be over 60 fe
Mosquito Lake
George used to visit Mosquito Lake with Mary. This episode is not explicit. Voiced and written by Kari Aguila of “Broken, Alaska”. www.brokenalaskapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT Mosquito Lake. George and Mary made their way to Mosquito Lake on the west edge of Broken, Alaska. George had two fishing rods slung over his shoulder. Mary swung the tackle box from her hand as she tucked their red plaid blanket under her arm. They sat side-by-side, lines dangling in the water, talking about their plans for th
Jumping Frenchmen
Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Mar
Iron Eyes Cody
Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Mar
Hippos
Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Mar
Heaven's Gate
Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Mar
Flags
Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Mar
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Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Mar
Highest Court
Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Mar
Country Ages
Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Mar
Brandenburg
Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Mar
Banana
Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Mar
Amputation
Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Mar
24 Hours of Lemons
Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Mar
Bagels and Brunettes - A 127
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Scout Ship Emissary (Part 4)
Weston concludes his exploration of Zera Laporis II by finding the ruins of a city. The card drawn for this episode was the Five of Hearts. This episode is not explicit. Played and performed by Grahame Turner from The Role Less Taken (which usually has way more jokes).This has been an Actual Play of ‘Alone Among the Stars’ by Takuma Okada, available at https://noroadhome.itch.io/. therolelesstaken.podbean.com TRANSCRIPT Ship’s log: Captain Weston Bywater of the Scout Ship Emissary. Planet
Prometheus
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-gods-we-belong-to/id1487732465 TRANSCRIPT Prometheus - You humans weren't worth it. You looked so sad, huddled in caves for warmth. “Why not help?” I thought. “It's only fire. What's the worst that could happen?” Well it kept happening. Tribes, nations, faiths... any excuse to throw each other on the fire I gave you. Me? I got an eternity of awful anticipation and violent eagle surgery. So, you're welcome. But you're definitely not worth it. D
Song Sparrow
The Song Sparrow is a small stripped sparrow with a big personality, found across North America in fields, meadows, marshes, and sometimes in backyards. Hi! My name is Rob. I’m a naturalist and software engineer in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. For a decade I’ve been learning bird identification both by eye and ear, and occasionally leading small group birding outings with the Hamilton Naturalists’ Club. In the last few years I’ve also been recording birdsong, both with my handheld setup (iPhon
Strange Eggs - Shark
Sharks lay strange eggs. This episode is not explicit. Story by PRRP, Music by Mx Michael https://www.patreon.com/freckle TRANSCRIPT Sharks lay spiral eggs. Not all sharks, just some sharks, like the horned or bullhead sharks, but all shark eggs are exceptionally strange. Let’s just focus on these for now. These eggs look akin to a conical seashell or giant screw; they are often jet black, airplane black, with equally-spirally tendrils hanging from the bottom. These tendrils will catch
The Perfect Storm, part 2
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Dirty
Written, produced and performed by: Orlando Segarra Just Press Playhouse is made up of Orlando Segarra and Gabe Templin. JPP produces Time Trip! and an anthology channel Just Press Playhouse Presents which houses Kid Pros and stand alone episodes such as Lights On in Puerto Rico! Time Trip!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/time-trip/id1491176296 Kid Pros: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/just-press-playhouse-presents/id1145020758 TRANSCRIPT HYPNO VOICE Dirty. You’re so dirty. Yea
Generization
Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. M
Nigel Pillow Interviews Sir Ian McKellen
Almost Pulitzer Prize winning film critic and man desperate for relevancy, Nigel Pillow, interviews the one and only Sir Ian McKellen. This episode is explicit. Written by Ann Sloan, Performed by David Allen, Ann Sloan https://www.carlottapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT NIGEL PILLOW: I’m Nigel Pillow, former editor of Film Comment magazine and now I do bonus content for The Carlötta Beautox Chroncles. Keep me in your prayers. Today, I am sitting down with one of the greatest stage and screen sta
Send to Sender - Part 3 of 4
In outer space, technician Shula receives a worrying message from her wife - Néa. What will Shula find on her return? This episode is not explicit. Shula - Kirsty Woolven Computer - Marnie Warner Néa - Tal Minear Written and produced by Kirsty Woolven. Kirsty Woolven is a voice actor from the UK who can be heard in many current and upcoming audio fiction podcasts, like Y2K, The Kingery, Sidequesting and Descendants. Currently, she is creating her first audio drama - Arrivals. Arrivals is an
Villainous Anonymous
Dr. Schwarm has a fatal misunderstanding for why we are all here. This episode is made for kids. Written and Performed by Kennedy Phillips, Music by Adam Halpin www.maguselgar.com www.kennedyphillips. org. TRANSCRIPT NARRATOR Greetings, and welcome to Listen Rinse and Repeat. Today episode is entitled: Villainous Anonymous. I am Kennedy Phillips, your entertainer for today. Please apply your soap generously to your hands, and prepare to sanitize. Three two one, begin! INT. COMMUNITY CENTE
Gremdemic
Georgie grows restless during a month-long gremdemic, a gremlin pandemic. This episode is not explicit. Written by Kat Walker Shea and Rachel Greenberg Georgie voiced by Socks Whitmore Zabel voiced by Kat Walker Shea Kat Walker Shea and Rachel Greenberg are an LA based Director/Writer team. Kat is the creator of Georgie Romero Is Done For, a horror comedy podcast, and Rachel is the show’s co-director and co-writer. They met as students at CalArts and have worked together ever since. http
Strangers In Strange Places, Part 2
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Dear Martha
A postcard from husband to wife, remembering an old dog they had. Written by Oscar Garrett, Performed by Jack Same A kid who lived at the Motel Americana in the 1980s with his family... and bugged the rooms. www.motelamericanapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT The following was found written on a postcard sent from the Motel Americana dated July 5th, 1987: Dear Martha, Nothing like a road trip to get you strolling down memory lane. I’m in Jersey at a place called the Motel Americana and for some reas
MARTHA!!
What happens when your greatest enemy uncovers your ultimate weakness? This episode is not explicit. Performed by Kary Brown and Lee Shackleford. Written by Kyle Jones based on the concept by Clarence Brown. https://discussingnetwork.com TRANSCRIPT BATMAN: This is it, Joker. JOKER: IT?? I am not IT you Bat-brained nincompoop! BATMAN: Surrender and return to Arkham before anyone else gets hurt. JOKER: Oh, Bats..Bats..Bats. The jokes on you! After all these years I have ultimately discov
Self-care
Self-care isn't all bubble baths and chocolate. This episode is not explicit. Kate said things Ignorance Was Bliss is by Kate, a forensic psychologist and crisis clinician who collects stories, in an attempt to figure out how we become who we are. Website: iwbpodcast.com LifeWorld is cohosted by Kate and Derek, and is a look at cybercrime and the methods and personalities behind the use of the Internet as a weapon. Website: https://www.spreaker.com/show/lifeworld iwbpodcast.com and www.spreaker.
Little Old Man
Things and people can look so different depending on the time of day. This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Isaiah Frizzelle of The Bird Brain Podcast. The Bird Brain Podcast is a unique birdie with a mix of Health and Wellness on Mondays, and Fridays short horror stories on the sub chapter “Night Owl”; Flight or Fright. TRANSCRIPT “Little Old Man” Written By Isaiah Frizzelle Transcript The old man across the street would always go for walks in the morning. Everyday, a
Future You: Part 5 of 8
”Hello past me, future you again.” In March and April of 2020, someone is receiving voicemails from… themselves in the future? This episode is not explicit. This story in eight parts was written and produced by Karin Heimdahl. FUTURE YOU – Karin Heimdahl COMPUTER – Charlotte Norup To hear more from us, check out audio dramas Y2K and Calling Darkness. https://y2kpod.com/ https://callingdarknesspodcast.libsyn.com/ TRANSCRIPT COMPUTER Voice message, received April 7, 2020. (beep) FUTURE YOU
Friendships
Just two pals being pals. This was inspired when I overheard my daughter talking to a Halloween decoration. Written and performed by Mandy Hall of The Devil Hates Mondays. Mandy Hall is a counselor by day, a podcaster by night, and a nerd all the time. They've worked on Shoebox Podcast and Zoo podcast, and their newest show is The Devil Hates Mondays. Guest appearances by their 6-year old daughter, who enjoys being creepy. TRANSCRIPT Friend: Friendship's funny. It's strong as steel, but with
Scout Ship Emissary (Part 3)
Captain Bywater explores the polar regions of Planet Zeta Leporis II. The card drawn for this episode was the Eight of Clubs. This episode is not explicit. Played and performed by Grahame Turner from The Role Less Taken (which usually has way more jokes).This has been an Actual Play of ‘Alone Among the Stars’ by Takuma Okada, available at https://noroadhome.itch.io/. therolelesstaken.podbean.com TRANSCRIPT Ship’s log: Captain Weston Bywater of the Scout Ship Emissary. Planet Zeta Leporis
Ostium Network Recording 3
Steve Chase reporting from the Ostium Network. Written and performed by Alex C. Telander. Creator and writer for the Ostium Podcast, the Circe Podcast, and Writing Walks. http://www.ostiumpodcast.com TRANSCRIPT Don’t know why that keeps happening. But I was going to say it even changed the way business was done. It wasn’t all about money and getting rich and being greedy anymore. It was about providing for those less fortunate. Being rich became a bad thing. A shameful thing. And in the end
Ken Burns 'Quarantine': Part 4
In this edition of Ken Burns Quarantine, Eullabelle replies to Ambrose about home schooling This episode is not explicit. Written by John P. Dowgin. Performed by Faith Dowgin and John P. Dowgin John P. Dowgin is a published playwright and screenwriter currently residing in New Jersey. His screenplay 'Mile 42' was a finalist at the '17 Austin Film Festival. John also co-created the comedy podcast 'Mission: Rejected' (@MissionRejected on Twitter) with his partners at The Porch Room, an independent
MULTIVERSAL DIAL 378
Your radio has been acting weird... You're not sure the transmissions are from this universe... This episode is not explicit. Voiced, written, and produced by Cap Blackard of The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program. Cap Blackard is a multidisciplinary artist specializing in writing, illustration, and podcasting. She's the showrunner of the award-winning audio drama, The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program, a queer horror-comedy; co-creator the forthcoming animated series, Lightning Dogs; and is Mothe
Hard Pressed
Priorities are hard. This episode is not explicit. Hard Pressed was written and performed by Jordache and Nikki Richardson from the Top of the Round Podcast. totrpodcast.com TRANSCRIPT HARD PRESSED TRANSCRIPT WRITTEN AND PERFOMED BY JORDACHE AND NIKKI RICHARDSON Dr: [mumbling] If I could find a way to keep the temperature down but increase the pressure on the fluids then I should be able to theoretically not see a decrease in the concentration levels of – Rachael: Sir shouldn’t you get
Birth Mark
Written by Charlotte O’Farell Voice : Joy Hayward Music and Sound Design : Chris Gregory Alternative Stories and Fake Realities is an anthology podcast producing audio drama, short fiction and poetry using writers and actors from both sides of the Atlantic from its base right in the middle of England. You can find us by searching alternative stories in your favourite podcast app or clicking on https://www.buzzsprout.com/411730 We’re social on twitter https://twitter.com/StoriesAlt And Instagra
Strange Eggs - Caecilian
Caecilians lay strange eggs. This episode is not explicit. Story by PRRP, Music by Mx Michael PRRP is a multi-award-winning podcast that reviews the reviews of its podcast. It’s good! https://www.patreon.com/freckle TRANSCRIPT Caecilians lay translucent eggs. If you’re unfamiliar, these are those weird limbless amphibians, basically snake-frogs, that burrow around underground and in the water, very grossly. Their eggs look like those cats-eye marbles, except with little nasty worms inside
Red-winged Blackbird
The Red-winged Blackbird is a well-known species found in marshes, fields, and even in backyards across North America. Hi! My name is Rob. I’m a naturalist and software engineer in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. For a decade I’ve been learning bird identification both by eye and ear, and occasionally leading small group birding outings with the Hamilton Naturalists’ Club. In the last few years I’ve also been recording birdsong, both with my handheld setup (iPhone + mic) and with automated bioaco
Vet
Me, My Demon, and I created by David Young Written by Faye Fox and David Young Vet is voiced by Victor Valedon https://www.instagram.com/zanvisanto/
Ice Rink
Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. M
Thank you from the future from Jamie Ranger
Send to Sender - Part 2 of 4
In outer space, technician Shula receives a worrying message from her wife - Néa. What will Shula find on her return? This episode is not explicit. Shula - Kirsty Woolven Computer - Marnie Warner Néa - Tal Minear Written and produced by Kirsty Woolven. Kirsty Woolven is a voice actor from the UK who can be heard in many current and upcoming audio fiction podcasts, like Y2K, The Kingery, Sidequesting and Descendants. Currently, she is creating her first audio drama - Arrivals. https://arriv
That Body of Hers
Miss Jenkins doesn't understand why people in her office stare at her. This episode is not explicit. Written by Lee Shackleford, Performed by Karin Heimdahl and Lee Shackleford y2kpod.com, relativitypodcast.com TRANSCRIPT MISS JENKINS I'm telling you the men in this office will not stop staring at me! MR MEANSWELL And I hear you, Miss Jenkins, but you must admit that your -- body -- IS -- extraordinary. MISS JENKINS I dress modestly -- I am careful how I sit and stand -- MR MEANSWELL Ye
Ostium Network Recording 2
Steve Chase reporting from the Ostium Network. Written and performed by Alex C. Telander. Creator and writer for the Ostium Podcast, the Circe Podcast, and Writing Walks. http://www.ostiumpodccast.com TRANSCRIPT Okay, I think I’m back. It’s Steve again. The staying at home bit. It really worked. People stopped getting sick, and the world started getting better. It also changed things. For the good. Governments started doing more for their people. Helping those in need. A lot more jobs were
Kid Pros: Vinny's Challenge
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Future You: part 4 of 8
”Hello past me, future you again.” In March and April of 2020, someone is receiving voicemails from… themselves in the future? This episode is not explicit. This story in eight parts was written and produced by Karin Heimdahl. FUTURE YOU – Karin Heimdahl COMPUTER – Charlotte Norup To hear more from us, check out audio dramas Y2K and Calling Darkness. https://y2kpod.com/ https://callingdarknesspodcast.libsyn.com/ TRANSCRIPT COMPUTER Voice message, received March 30, 2020. (beep) FUTURE YOU
Handwashing
Written by Kat Walker Shea of Georgie Romero Is Done For Georgie voiced by Socks Whitmore Zabel voiced by Kat Walker Shea Kat Walker Shea and Rachel Greenberg are an LA based Director/Writer team. Kat is the creator of Georgie Romero Is Done For, a horror comedy podcast, and Rachel is the show’s co-director and co-writer. They met as students at CalArts and have worked together ever since. Link: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/georgie-romero-is-done-for/id1485212738 TRANSCRIPT ZABEL
Is it just me?
Dogs are people too. This episode is made for kids. Written and performed by Isaiah Frizzelle of The Bird Brain Podcast. The Bird Brain Podcast is a unique birdie with a mix of Health and Wellness on Mondays, and Fridays short horror stories on the sub chapter “Night Owl”; Flight or Fright. TRANSCRIPT “Is it just me ?” Written by Isaiah Frizzelle I always start my day with a nice run and there’s one route in particular I take that’s usually pretty empty. Every now and then I see a fellow
Mutually Assured Happiness
An ex-lover outlines the reasons he left on the back of a postcard. Written by Oscar Garrett, Performed by Jack Same A kid who lived at the Motel Americana in the 1980s with his family... and bugged the rooms. www.motelamericanapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT The following was found written on a postcard sent from the Motel Americana dated May 25th, 1986: Dear Phoebe, By now you’ve realized that I’ve left you and taken everything. The furniture, the jewelry, emptied the bank accounts, the whole ki
A Message from the Admiral
Ahoy there, Oceanologists! This is the Admiral speaking with an important public service announcement. This episode is not explicit. Written by J. Michael DeAngelis. Starring Bob Killion as The Admiral. Bob Killion is the man of many voices on Mission: Rejected, most notably The Admiral, Security Guy, Archie Grant and, of course, Noam Chomsky. https://missionrejected.simplecast.com TRANSCRIPT Good morning, good evening and good afternoon simultaneously. This is The Admiral speaking and I wish t
Depression
Depression, in a very small nutshell This episode is not explicit. Kate said things. Ignorance Was Bliss is by Kate, a forensic psychologist and crisis clinician who collects stories, in an attempt to figure out how we become who we are. Website: iwbpodcast.com LifeWorld is cohosted by Kate and Derek, and is a look at cybercrime and the methods and personalities behind the use of the Internet as a weapon. Website: https://www.spreaker.com/show/lifeworld iwbpodcast.com and https://www.spreak
Scout Ship Emissary (Part 2)
The Emissary arrives at Zeta Leporis II and begins exploration there. The card drawn for this episode is the 2 of Hearts This episode is not explicit. Played and performed by Grahame Turner from The Role Less Taken (which usually has way more jokes). This has been an Actual Play of ‘Alone Among the Stars’ by Takuma Okada. therolelesstaken.podbean.com TRANSCRIPT Ship’s log: Captain Weston Bywater of the Scout Ship Emissary. Planet Zeta Leporis II [Dice Roll] Three anomalies. Part 1 of 3 Se
Kid's Jokes 3
Zoe tells Knock Knock jokes. This episode is made for kids. Written by Mandy Hall, performed by Zoe and Mandy Hall of The Devil Hates Mondays. Mandy Hall is a counselor by day, a podcaster by night, and a nerd all the time. They've worked on Shoebox Podcast and Zoo podcast, and their newest show is The Devil Hates Mondays. Guest appearances by their 6-year old daughter, who enjoys being creepy. TRANSCRIPT Z: Knock knock M: Who's There? Z: Poopyhead. M: Poopyhead who? Z: That's MISTER Poopyhead t
Third Floor Door
Count to twenty and open the door. Written and performed by Jacqlyn Phillips from Sketches by Zod: The Wedding. Jacqlyn Phillips is a writer, performer, and language teacher. And she washes her hands! https://sketchesbyzod.com/ TRANSCRIPT 1 door sits between 2 windows on the 3rd floor of my 4 story house. 5 shadows pass the windows in rhythmic procession: 6 wings on the first, 7 halos 'round the second, 8 scales of the third a-glint from the 9 auras of the fourth. And the fifth, well, th
Marlboro Man
Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn’t know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. M
The President's Big Desk - Penless
PRESIDENT SHABURBUR Okay, okay... hey, where are all those fancy signing pens? PRESIDENT SHABURBUR Then how did they get the pens? PRESIDENT SHABURBUR Alright already. Hand me your eyeliner pencil. Music is "For the Fallen" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
The Shortest Adventure Ever
Written by Kennedy Phillips of Magus Elgar. Raised on a Sailboat for a good portion of his life, Kennedy entertained, improvising commercials telling stories other vessels out at sea, much to the joy of his family. When it was time to live on land, his love for being a storyteller only worsened. With a Master's Degree from Chapman University and nearly 7 years of professional experience, he hopes entertain the world with his stupid, stupid ideas. He's worked as a sound designer for Hazbin Hote
Warren G. Harding
Brick buys a souvenir for Rose. This episode is not explicit. Voiced by Paul Eenhoorn and Kari Aguila of “Broken, Alaska” and written by Kari Aguila. www.brokenalaskapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT Warren G. Harding. Brick, before you hang up, I have to say, I can’t believe you bought me this Warren G. Harding writing journal today. Well, that journal is special. Because it has his face on the cover and he was the first president to visit Alaska? On the boat trip back home after visiting Alaska
Truth or Dare
Apologies to the marching band.... especially the piccolo. This episode is not explicit. Written by Shannon Perry and performed by June Clark Eubanks, both of Oz 9. June Clark Eubanks (the glorious Glenda/Albatros of Oz 9) is an accomplished actor and director, having recently directed the hugely popular production Machinal at the Parkland Theatre Second Stage and Urbana-Champaign Independent Media Center. @oz9TheAlbatros Shannon Perry writes stuff. Just... not bios. @oz9Olivia https://oz-9
Air of Mystery
Your vacation adventure doesn't have to start when the plane touches down. This episode is not explicit. Voiced by Cap Blackard, Eleanor Edwards, Oral Frier, and Allison Haaland and was written and produced by Cap Blackard Cap Blackard is a multidisciplinary artist specializing in writing, illustration, and podcasting. She's the showrunner of the award-winning audio drama, The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program, a queer horror-comedy; co-creator the forthcoming animated series, Lightning Dogs; and
Send to Sending - Part 1 of 4
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Bile
Me, My Demon, and I created by David Young Written by Faye Fox and David Young Bilé is voiced by Faye Fox https://twitter.com/FayeFox_16
24/7
Written by Charlotte O’Farell Voice : Joy Hayward Music and Sound Design : Chris Gregory Alternative Stories and Fake Realities is an anthology podcast producing audio drama, short fiction and poetry using writers and actors from both sides of the Atlantic from its base right in the middle of England. You can find us by searching alternative stories in your favourite podcast app or clicking on https://www.buzzsprout.com/411730 We’re social on twitter https://twitter.com/StoriesAlt And Instagra
Strangers in Strange Places: Part 1
Rion helps their friend Sable find a missing scarf. This episode is made for kids. This episode was written and produced by Tal Minear. Basil was voiced by Sable Smith and Rion was voiced by Tal Minear. Tal is a podcaster, voice actor, and sound designer with too many passions and too little time. A Mechanical Engineer by daytime, they can be found working on audio fiction by night. Tal is the writer and producer for Sidequesting as well as the co-creator of Light Hearts and Ungifts. They enj
Strange Eggs - Ant
Ants lay strange eggs. This episode is not explicit. Story by Kenneth Eckle, Music by Mx Michael https://www.patreon.com/freckle TRANSCRIPT Ants lay too many eggs. We all know and love ants; they fight with grasshoppers about seasons. But did you also know that when an ant becomes the queen of a new colony, it will lay THOUSANDS of eggs a day? Not only that, but it has to choose the sex of every single one! That’s a lot of decision-making! If she chooses to fertilize an egg, it becomes a
Scout Ship Emissary Part 1
While on an exploration mission, Captain Weston Bywater explores an anomaly on Planet Nu Vespae III. The card drawn for this episode was the Eight of Hearts. This episode is not explicit. Played, written, and performed by Grahame Turner. Scout Ship Emissary is an Actual Play of ‘Alone Among the Stars’ by Takuma Okada, available at https://noroadhome.itch.io/. Grahame fell deep into an Actual Play Podcast hole, where he found that he really wanted to start one of his own. He can usually be fou
Survival
SURVIVAL written by Lee Shackleford of Relativity. Performed by Clarence Brown, Lee Shackleford, and Kyle Jones, all from the DISCUSSING WHO podcast. www.relativitypodcast.com www.discussingwho.com. TRANSCRIPT CAPTAIN: Into the lifeboat, gentlemen. I’m afraid our ship has had it. LIEUTENANT: Yes, sir. I’ll man the tiller — Jenkins, you man the oars. JENKINS: Right, sir. Is it, uh, too soon to ask when we might eat, sir? CAPTAIN: When we might WHAT? JENKINS: Well, it helps to know these thin
Future You: Part 3 of 8
”Hello past me, future you again.” In March and April of 2020, someone is receiving voicemails from… themselves in the future? This episode is not explicit. This story in eight parts was written and produced by Karin Heimdahl. FUTURE YOU – Karin Heimdahl COMPUTER – Charlotte Norup To hear more from us, check out audio dramas Y2K and Calling Darkness. https://y2kpod.com/ https://callingdarknesspodcast.libsyn.com/ TRANSCRIPT COMPUTER Voice message, received March 27, 2020. (beep) FUTURE YOU
Words of Advice
Words of advice from Jack's old pal Ahab Cloud. Written by Ahab Cloud, Performed by Jack Same Ahab was an old college buddy of Jack's. www.motelamericanapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT The following was found written on a postcard sent from the Motel Americana, undated: Dear Jack, Some words of advice from the open road: Squeeze that fish too tight and it’ll slip right out of your hands. Chad. Never trust a chad. Whenever possible work at the intersection of all intersections. Schedule all the
Ostium Network Recording 1
Steve Chase reporting from the Ostium Network. Written and performed by Alex C. Telander. Creator and writer for the Ostium Podcast, the Circe Podcast, and Writing Walks. http://www.ostiumpodcast.com TRANSCRIPT Hi, if you’re listening to this, my name’s Steve Chase, from the Ostium Network. Look, I found out something about the year 2020. That was the year the pandemic hit. Sounds horrible. Changed the world forever. But it looks like it also brought everyone closer. They all worked togethe
Longest Word
Written and voiced by Moxie LaBouche of Your Brain on Facts podcast. @BrainOnFactspod http://yourbrainonfacts.com/ Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically “nerd-lesque.” It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Martin-approved burlesque tribute to Game of Thrones and even to play for the man himself. Moxie has presented a local TED talk, is the prolific auth
Bagels & Brunettes: Mistakeout
Kennedy and Johnsonivowitz are on an intense stakeout, but someone makes a mistake... Written by David S. Dear, producer of A Ninth World Journal as the Narrator Featuring: Shannon Perry of Oz 9 as Kennedy https://oz-9.com Karin Heimdahl, producer of Y2K as Johnsonivowitz https://y2kpod.com Kyle Jones, producer of Discussing Network as the Chief https://www.discussingnetwork.com David is an Audible Approved Producer produces and performs in numerous audiobooks as well as the audio dr
Bad Gladiator: You Filthy Beast
Written and performed by members of The Scene Shop, an online comedy writing guild. (https://www.sceneshop.us/) Twitter: @sceneshopshop Click to access the transcript here
Zoe tells knock knock jokes 2
Zoe tells Knock Knock jokes. Written by Mandy Hall, performed by Zoe and Many Hall of The Devil Hates Mondays. Mandy Hall is a counselor by day, a podcaster by night, and a nerd all the time. They've worked on Shoebox Podcast and Zoo podcast, and their newest show is The Devil Hates Mondays. Guest appearances by their 6-year old daughter, who enjoys being creepy. TRANSCRIPT Z: Knock Knock M: Who's There? Z: Doctor. M: Doctor Who? Z: I love that show! Z: Knock knock M: Who's there? Z: Earth. M:
Dark-eyed Junco
The Dark-eyed Junco is known to many in North America as a winter bird. They have a rattle-like trill as a song, which is heard usually in early spring just before they return to the far north and alpine regions for breeding. Hi! My name is Rob. I’m a naturalist and software engineer in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. For a decade I’ve been learning bird identification both by eye and ear, and occasionally leading small group birding outings with the Hamilton Naturalists’ Club. In the last few years
Johnny
Me, My Demon, and I created by David Young Written by Faye Fox and David Young Johnny is voiced by Adam Lloyd https://twitter.com/HorseMorsel Johnny: [sigh] Hey, guys, it's Johnny here from Me, My Demon, and I. Guys, I really need you to wash your hands properly. You all might have health care and jobs and shit, but some of us don't. YES, I got fired again. Just don't rub it in. But if you are going to rub it in, rub it in like you would soap into your hands: thoroughly and with hot water. Just,
A Surprising Spring
A Surprising Spring A pair of soldiers make their way through the woods. Written and performed by Gregory Bratton from Inspector Virlo Morton Lee https://ivml.podbean.com/ Gregory Bratton is a songwriter, recording artist, and the creator of the podcast, Inspector Virlo Morton Lee. TRANSCRIPT TRAVELER I wasn’t expecting to find water so far inland. We are very lucky. What did you have left? A day’s worth, like me? Mountain spring - clean and cold. We can fill these canteens, clean this grime fr
Plans
Written and Narrated by Robert Chauncey Produced by Haunted Griffin Entertainment for Listen Rinse Repeat For more information: Haunted Griffin Entertainment Website: http://www.hauntedgriffin.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HauntedGriffinEntertainment Twitter: @hauntedgriffin Discord: https://discord.gg/pavBrXK Tunnels Twitter: @TunnelsPodcast https://tunnelspodcast.libsyn.com/rss Haunted Hell House of Horror Twitter: @hhhohpod https://hhhohpod.libsyn.com/rss Marigold’s Ghosts https://
Bloody Pissed Off Mary
Remember this challenge from when you were a kid? Stand in a dark bathroom, face the mirror, and voice her name three times.... Written by Shannon Perry Voice Acted by Aaron Clark You may recognize Aaron as the sometimes-goofy, sometimes-homicidal, always-creepy le Bichon Frise of Oz 9. Michael stood in front of the bathroom mirror. “Bloody Mary” he said, in the dim, flickering light of the candle. “Bloody Mary.” His hand trembled, the candle nearly falling into the sink. He closed his eyes “Bl
Ken Burns Quarantine: Part 3
Produced by John and Faith Dowgin of the Mission: Rejected podcast. John P. Dowgin is a published playwright and screenwriter currently residing in New Jersey. His screenplay 'Mile 42' was a finalist at the '17 Austin Film Festival. John also co-created the comedy podcast 'Mission: Rejected' (@MissionRejected on Twitter) with his partners at The Porch Room, an independent production company whose works have been performed on three continents. A number of their plays have been published by Samue
Time Trip!: Lacoste Cove
Written and Produced by Gabe Templin and Orlando Segarra of Just Press Playhouse Music by The Brooklyn Bystander Trip: Gabe Templin Milo: Orlando Segarra Just Press Playhouse is made up of Orlando Segarra and Gabe Templin. JPP produces Time Trip! and an anthology channel Just Press Playhouse Presents which houses Kid Pros and stand alone episodes such as Lights On in Puerto Rico! Time Trip!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/time-trip/id1491176296 Kid Pros: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podc
Bagels and Brunettes: Smoke Em If You Got Em
Written by David S. Dear, producer of A Ninth World Journal as the Narrator https://ninthworldjournal.com Featuring: Shannon Perry of Oz 9 as Kennedy https://oz-9.com Karin Heimdahl, producer of Y2K as Johnsonivowitz https://y2kpod.com Kyle Jones, producer of Discussing Network as the Chief https://www.discussingnetwork.com TRANSCRIPT NARRATOR Last time on Bagels and Brunettes... CHIEF (speaking as if a cigarette is in his mouth) Kennedy and Johnsonivowitz, your case loads are falling way behind
Ken Burns' 'Quarantine' Part 2
John P. Dowgin is a published playwright and screenwriter currently residing in New Jersey. His screenplay 'Mile 42' was a finalist at the '17 Austin Film Festival. John also co-created the comedy podcast 'Mission: Rejected' (@MissionRejected on Twitter) with his partners at The Porch Room, an independent production company whose works have been performed on three continents. A number of their plays have been published by Samuel French as part of the compilation 'Accidents Happen'. ANNOUNCER
Future you: Part 2 of 8
Show notes - Future You ”Hello past me, future you again.” In March and April of 2020, someone is receiving voicemails from… themselves in the future? This story in eight parts was written and produced by Karin Heimdahl. FUTURE YOU – Karin Heimdahl COMPUTER – Charlotte Norup To hear more from us, check out audio dramas Y2K and Calling Darkness. Sound effects either created by Karin, or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Credits music also from Freesound. Future You -
I scream you scream
A freezer opening-up, the hum fills the air while MARK shifts things around looking for something to eat. MARK Hmmm...Frozen spinach, frozen spinach, frozen spinach…(scoff) I just want a snack, is that too much to ask! A voice suddenly is heard. It is sensual and ominous. VOICE What about me Mark? MARK What?! Who said that? VOICE Over here, behind the chopped spinach. Shifts the bag MARK The regular Ice Cream I bought on accident? ICE CREAM Yes, Mark. it’s me. I’ve been waiting for you. MAR
The New Witch
CREDITS: Eddie Louise is writer, co-producer, and the voice of Sage in THE TALES OF SAGE AND SAVANT. Find them on Twitter @SageAndSavant or at www.SageAndSavant.com NEW WITCH Written & Performed by Eddie Louise Her rage was an incandescent heat, sparking from the ends of her hair and fingertips. Overhead, storm clouds filled the sky, their purple bellies bruised and swollen. Katya leaned into the wind, relishing the lash of icy air, the whip-sting of sleet punishing away her tears
The River Stole the Gods: Part 1
BIO Pete Barry is a co-creator of the audio comedy Mission: Rejected. He is an award-winning screenwriter, playwright, actor, director and musician. He was named a 2013 Young and Hungry List writer, and Sony Pictures is currently developing his screenplay Marian. His short plays have been published in numerous collections, and his production of Accidents Happen won the 2009 NJACT Perry Award for Outstanding Production of an Original Play. His short play Drop was a winner in the 34th Annu
Sadie
Me, My Demon, and I created by David Young Written by Faye Fox and David Young Sadie is voiced by Claudia Vecci https://claudyview.com/
Sea Terrors Part 5: Reiteration
Mike Gagne is a full time Coastie, a full time podcaster (almost), a husband, and a father of three. Boston Harbor Horror Libsyn Feed: https://bostonhorror.libsyn.com/rss Sea Terrors, Parts One through Five, were written, produced and voice acted by Mike Gagne of Asylum 94 Productions, home of Boston Harbor Horror. EXT, NIGHT: BRIDGE OF A SHIP SOUNDS: Oceanic ambiance UNRELIABLE NARRATOR I see the light of a ship in the distance. I force myself forward, sluggish in my movements as the
The President's Big Desk - Bezgurmeknetstan
The president receives a visit from the ambassador from Bezgurmeknetstan. Written by David S. Dear, producer of A Ninth World Journal as the Narrator Featuring: Eric Perry of OZ-9 as President Shaburbur Nikki Richardson of Top of the Round as Matheson Transcript: MATHESON Bezgurmeknetstan. MATHESON Bezgurmeknetstan. MATHESON (sighs) Bezgurmeknetstan. Music is "For the Fallen" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommo
Home from Work
Home from Work by Robert Chauncey Credits Written and Narrated by Robert Chauncey Produced by Haunted Griffin Entertainment for Listen Rinse Repeat For more information Haunted Griffin Entertainment Website: http://www.hauntedgriffin.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HauntedGriffinEntertainment Twitter: @hauntedgriffin Discord: https://discord.gg/pavBrXK Tunnels Twitter: @TunnelsPodcast https://tunnelspodcast.libsyn.com/rss Haunted Hell House of Horror Twitter: @hhhohpod https://hhhoh
Armada
Armada Written by Charlotte O’Farell Voice : Dafydd Morse Music and Sound Design : Chris Gregory Transcript : “The first sign was the clouds. The Shapes were odd, as if disturbed by unseen forces. The stars were dimmer, flickering at odd times. But none of us were worried. By the time the armada dropped their invisibility shield, the sky was full of spaceships, weapons poised” Charlotte O’Farrell is a horror writer. A lifelong fan of the genre, she aims to share her love of the weird and wonde
Kids Jokes 1
Bio: Mandy Hall is a counselor by day, a podcaster by night, and a nerd all the time. They've worked on Shoebox Podcast and Zoo podcast, and their newest show is The Devil Hates Mondays. Guest appearances by their 6-year old daughter, who enjoys being creepy. Show: The Devil Hates Mondays @devilhatesmon Show notes: Kid Jokes 1-3, Zoe tells Knock Knock jokes. Friendships: Just two pals being pals. This was inspired when I overheard my daughter talking to a Halloween decoration. Transcript, Kids
Here comes the soap
Episode description In between faking people’s death, the Interviewer is practicing diligent hand washing. And singing. The Amelia Project is a fiction podcast by Imploding Fictions. Link to the main show http://theameliaproject.libsyn.com/rss Show notes Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager of The Amelia Project. Performed by Alan Burgon. Edited by Philip Thorne. Sound mixing by Robert Rustad Amundsen. Web: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Instagram: @ameli
Ghost Light Burning
J. Michael DeAngelis is a writer, actor and director. He is a co-creator, writer and producer for the Porch Room’s full-cast podcast comedy Mission: Rejected. TRANSCRIPT CARL Put the ghost light out, Fred. FRED Why do we leave a lamp on in an empty theater? It’s such a waste of electricity. CARL It’s not for people, boy. It’s for the ghosts. You can feel them, can’t you, Fred? Hear the footsteps in the catwalk when you know there’s no one up there? See the costume room door open by itself? Hear
Future You: Part 1 of 8
”Hello past me, future you again.” In March and April of 2020, someone is receiving voicemails from… themselves in the future? This story in eight parts was written and produced by Karin Heimdahl. FUTURE YOU – Karin Heimdahl COMPUTER – Charlotte Norup To hear more from us, check out audio dramas Y2K and Calling Darkness. https://y2kpod.com/ https://callingdarknesspodcast.libsyn.com/ TRANSCRIPT COMPUTER Voice message, received March 15, 2020. (beep) FUTURE YOU (rushed, nervous) Hi, it’s me, I m
Starlancers: Part 2
This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written, produced, and performed by Gabriel Alvarez of Starcalled: a sci-fi, action audio fiction podcast. Sound and music also by Gabriel. Special thanks to Shannon Perry of the Oz-9 podcast and David S. Dear of A Ninth World Journal. TRANSCRIPT start Ships fly past -- shooting their blast cannons! THE MAN: They’re gaining on us. Open that control panel and get the shields back online. You pry open an access panel and hack the ship’s engineering matrix
The End of the World
Written by Eddie Louise | Performed by Emily Riley Piatt Find them on Twitter @SageAndSavant or at www.SageAndSavant.com TRANSCRIPT It was snowing the morning the world ended. Okay, not snowing exactly. Sneating? Slowing? The sky spit angry swaths of icy rain and snow mixed so that it all ended in a grey and dismal slush piled on the mud like an indictment. What sucked the most? Even on days the world ends, kids are expected to do their homework. CREDITS: Emily Riley Piatt plays Abigail in THE
Murderbird
Kate of Ignorance Was Bliss is a forensic psychologist and crisis clinician who collects stories, in an attempt to figure out how we become who we are. Website: iwbpodcast.com TRANSCRIPT I was on a remote New Hampshire road, when something flew overhead and landed on the hood of my car. Its eyes were huge. It looked at me… looked away… and looked back at me… all without moving its body. My brain went blank. I said, quote, “Oh my gawd… it’s… that’s… look… um… it’s… it’s a murderbird,” because an
Tales of a Quarantined ESL Teacher
David Magadan is an MFA Actor, Writer, and Sound Designer as well as the creator of the Scifi Audio Drama Directive. Directive: Part 2 is now available for streaming on your favorite Podcatcher. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/directive/id1441355969 TRANSCRIPT Video call set up sounds, the mic on the other side connects and we hear the room tone kick in. JONATHAN Pat! What’s up man, how’s quarantine? PAT Good man! I finished all those 20,000 piece puzzles I impulse bought and alphabetized
Together Apart
Written and Performed by: Lindsey Kelly Music Performed by: David Andreana Produced by: Just Press Playhouse Just Press Playhouse is made up of Orlando Segarra and Gabe Templin. JPP produces Time Trip! and an anthology channel Just Press Playhouse Presents which houses Kid Pros and stand alone episodes such as Lights On in Puerto Rico! Time Trip!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/time-trip/id1491176296 Kid Pros: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/just-press-playhouse-presents/id11450207
They Need An Answer
When you leave the bathroom, they'll expect a decision. Written and performed by Gregory Bratton from Inspector Virlo Morton Lee Quotation taken from Macbeth by William Shakespeare https://ivml.podbean.com/ Gregory Bratton is a songwriter, recording artist, and the creator of the podcast, Inspector Virlo Morton Lee. TRANSCRIPT SPOUSE Honey. You’ve got to go back in there. Randall has practically been handing out 25th Amendment t-shirts to everyone he can put in a corner. And, it’s not like th
The Lake
Written by Charlotte O’Farrell Voice : Dafydd Morse Charlotte O’Farrell is a horror writer. A lifelong fan of the genre, she aims to share her love of the weird and wonderful with her readers. Her stories have appeared in 25 anthologies. She writes daily flash fiction on Twitter @ChaOFarrell and always enjoys interacting with her readers. She lives in Nottingham with her husband, daughter and cat. https://www.amazon.com/Charlotte-OFarrell/e/B07SBKX1G6?ref=dbs_p_ebk_w0m_abau_000000 Dafydd Morse
The Eastern Meadowlark
The Eastern Meadowlark is a bird of the tallgrass prairie, found in eastern North America and known for its melodious song. Hi! My name is Rob. I’m a naturalist and software engineer in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. For a decade I’ve been learning bird identification both by eye and ear, and occasionally leading small group birding outings with the Hamilton Naturalists’ Club. In the last few years I’ve also been recording birdsong, both with my handheld setup (iPhone + mic) and with automated bioac
Sea Terrors Part Four: Submerged
Sea Terrors, Parts One through Five, were written, produced and voice acted by Mike Gagne of Asylum 94 Productions, home of Boston Harbor Horror. Mike Gagne is a full time Coastie, a full time podcaster (almost), a husband, and a father of three. Boston Harbor Horror Libsyn Feed: https://bostonhorror.libsyn.com/rss TRANSCRIPT EXT: THE ISLAND SOUNDS: Discombobulating effect UNRELIABLE NARRATOR I've lost all sense of time and direction. I chase coherent thought the way a coyote chases a roadrunner
Paw Washing
Today Raymond sits down with Smudge the dog. We talk about paw washing. This is a weird one even for me. But our guest was great. Written, Recorded, Edited, and all the things by Raymond Morse from 5 & 30 With Ruk Guest for this episode was Smudge the doodle If you want to find more by Raymond just look for @5and30withRuk on Twitter TRANSCRIPT Just when you thought my show could not get weirder I am joined today by Smudge .. the dog. Say hi Smudge Dog barking Ok first and only question bud, te
The Quramaforis
Shownotes: Title: "The Quramaforis" Story written by Allison Schleisman Voice by Rosa Delgado Find more stories by Allison Schleisman and more voicework by Rosa Delgado by finding Elaine's Cooking for the Soul on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever else you find your survivalist podcasts. www.patreon.com/elainescooking TRANSCRIPT: The Quramaforis are an alien race whose members like to swap bodies for fun. The Quramaforis are big on fun. So when Robert woke up he was Maureen. Maureen had a
What To Do
JC De La Torre is the creator, head writer and producer of the Continuum Force and the Vampires of White Chapel audio dramas. He is an author (Ancient Rising), creator of the IDW comic series Star Mage, and with his wife, Rita, a filmmaker (Seekers of the Lost Worlds and the animated series version of Star Mage). JC’s previous voice acting credits include Buzz in Continuum Force, Rick in Doctor Geek’s Laboratory and various background characters in Vampires of White Chapel. He is also a composer
Sea Terrors Part 3: Wreck
Mike Gagne is a full time Coastie, (almost) full time podcaster, husband and father of three. Boston Harbor Horror Libsyn Feed: https://bostonhorror.libsyn.com/rss These micro episodes: Sea Terrors - Ghost Ship and Sea Terrors - Arrival, were written, produced and voice acted by Mike Gagne of Asylum 94 Productions, home of Boston Harbor Horror. EXT: ON DECK OF UNNAMED COAST GUARD CUTTER SOUNDS: Steel crashing against rock UNRELIABLE NARRATOR I come to my senses as steel and rock meet violently.
The Secret Handshake of Geeks
You can name all the Pythons and probably Graham Chapman’s favorite drink. You know the importance of 42 and towels, what TARDIS stands for, and who calls his Impala “baby.” You regularly hang out with Edina and Patsy, keep your comics in plastic, and have at least one “action figure” that’s still mint-in-box but may not stay that way. You know how big a womp rat is, and if someone feeds you this line, you’ll respond without even thinking. Let your geek flag fly, my sibling. We know the good stu
Wedding Dress
Wedding Dress Written by Charlotte O’Farrell Voice : Joy Hayward Music and Sound Design : Chris Gregory Charlotte O’Farrell is a horror writer. A lifelong fan of the genre, she aims to share her love of the weird and wonderful with her readers. Her stories have appeared in 25 anthologies. She writes daily flash fiction on Twitter. @ChaOFarrell and always enjoys interacting with her readers. She lives in Nottingham with her husband, daughter and cat. https://www.amazon.com/Charlotte-O
Breakup Dinner
Written by David S. Dear, producer of A Ninth World Journalhttps://ninthworldjournal.com Breakup Dinner Tim just broke up with him in the middle of this fancy, upscale restaurant, having waited until after they’d had a second bottle of wine and dessert. What did it say about Jack that what upset him more than anything else was the fact that Tim had left him with the check?
20 seconds of HGL
Get ready to get down with your soapy self. Credits: Original Music Written and produced by: Daniel Nichols of the HappyGoLukky Podcast Lead Vocals: Mason Nichols of the HappyGoLukky Podcast Unwitting Supporting Vocals: Kenneth Eckles of PRRP The HappyGoLukky Podcast is a family produced fiction podcast that's appropriate for all ages and a proud member of the Family Friendly PodiconGo Podcasting Network. Apple / Spotify / Stitcher / RadioPublic / GooglePodcast / iHeartRadio /
The Dime-Sized Queen
Bio: Jackie Jorgenson is a 5x award-winning actor with comedy and classical training. She is also a 3x award-winning screenwriter with a focus on comedy, drama, and fantasy. Show Link: https://anchor.fm/talesfromtheaether Podchaser of Tales From The Aether: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/tales-from-the-aether-972129 Once Upon A Time There’s a Queen as big as a dime No one would listen So she quit her position To make music inside a wind chime This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was
Fear
Credits: Written and Narrated by Robert Chauncey Produced by Haunted Griffin Entertainment for Listen Rinse Repeat For more information: Haunted Griffin Entertainment Website: http://www.hauntedgriffin.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HauntedGriffinEntertainment Twitter: @hauntedgriffin Discord: https://discord.gg/pavBrXK Tunnels Twitter: @TunnelsPodcast https://tunnelspodcast.libsyn.com/rss Haunted Hell House of Horror Twitter: @hhhohpod https://hhhohpod.libsyn.com/rss Mari
The Negotiation
Bio Chris Magilton is the creator of sci-fi audio drama Among the Stars and Bones, the story of a team of xenoarchaeologists investigating alien ruins deep below the surface of a toxic planet. He is also a voice actor, and can be heard as Hector Ivory in Kalila Stormfire's Economical Magick Services and Colonel Hayden in Copperheart. Link to main show www.amongthestarsandbones.com The Negotiation Show Notes A skilled corporate negotiator in his toughest assignment yet... The Negotiator: Chris
Cabbage Roses
Bio: Rob Stringer writes sci-fi sitcom podcast, Oblivity. He’s also one half of ‘musicians’ Nik and the Sputz, and their alter-egos, Auctioneers – an Oxford-UK-based duo. @robdmstringer Links to Oblivity: www.oblivitypodcast.com https://oblivity.libsyn.com/ NARRATOR: "I’m sorry?” She winced in her kneeling spot beside the cabbage roses. From behind the crumbling wall, the silhouette whispered again. She shielded her eyes with a mud-caked cotton glove, and a cold breeze stole past h
The Hallway
Episode notes: "The Hallway" was written, edited, and produced by Derek Graziano Bio: Derek Graziano is the host and producer of Rolling Misadventures, a tabletop actual play podcast meets short form audio drama, and cohost of LifeWorld, a true crime discussion podcast focusing on cybercrime. Show Links: www.rollingmisadventures.com https://www.spreaker.com/show/lifeworld Twitter: @RMisadventures Transcription: You awaken in bed, to the sound of soft running water down the hall. As you slowly fu
Lizzie Stays Seven
Real life super-family Aaron, June, and Lizzie are 2/3 Oz 9 assassins and 1/3 ridiculously cute kiddo. Talented beyond all reasonable measure, they live in IL and occasionally in outer space. Lizzie Stays Seven Narrator: She got to 7 and decided she’d had enough growing up. She was tall enough to reach the cookie jar, strong enough to earn the respect of Brad the bully, fast enough to catch Scooby when he got out, smart enough to know the important stuff like the order of the planets, brave en
20 Seconds' of Random Facts
Bio: The Ladies of Strange is a comedy podcast where we talk about everything from true crime, paranormal, conspiracy, and anything else we find questionable, odd, or eerie. Sit down with us every Thursday for a story presented by one of the hosts and learn with us that everyone has something they find strange, let us tell you why (sometimes) it’s not. Places to find the show: https://theladiesofstrange.com/listen-2/ Transcript: Ashley: Hello and welcome! We are The Ladies of Strange I’m Ashley
Loose Milk
Talon Stradley is a writer, musician, and audio producer based out of Long Beach, California. He is the creator of the award winning fiction podcast Newton’s Dark Room Presents as well as his other podcasts Main Street Mythology, The Whole Way Through, and Cochlea. Talon is currently working on his Recording Arts degree at Cal State Dominguez Hills. Episode Name: Loose Milk Show Notes: A new farmer bought a cow but no bucket to carry all this milk! Produced by Talon Stradley of Newton’s Da
The Finger Guillotine
You! Come into our Museum of Oddities where untold delights await the curious. But be careful what you touch, there might be consequences… “The Finger Guillotine” is an episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was voiced by Jack Marvin, written and produced by Emma Brown and Sean Abplanalp of Husk. More information about Husk can be found at huskpodcast.com. Sean Abplanalp and Emma Brown are a creative team from Portland, Oregon and the writers/directors/producers behind Husk. They are currently working
Dr. Geek's Moment of Silence
Dr. Scott Viguié holds two doctorate degrees and is an archaeologist, attorney, actor and author which of course makes him perfect for the role of archaeologist Eli Sherzberg. (more on the good doctor below) INT: Doctor Geek’s Office SFX: Music intro Deus Ex: Welcome to Doctor Geek’s Moment of Science Dr Geek: While most of us are sheltering in place, remember that ordinary soap and water are very powerful tools that can keep us all healthy. Why is that? Because viruses generally consist of RN
Sweet Talk
About The Bird Brain Podcast: The Bird Brain Podcast is a unique birdie with a mix of Health and Wellness on Mondays, and Fridays short horror stories on the sub chapter “Night Owl”; Flight or Fright. Show Notes : We all have a daily routine, and run a process of what needs to be done in our heads even if it’s just a little pep talk. But then there are those thoughts that always seem to sneak in! This episode of “Listen, Rinse, Repeat” was written and narrated by, Isaiah Frizzelle of The Bird
Hazel the Earth Witch
Listen Rinse Repeat: Maddy Searle : Show notes This piece features the character of Hazel, an Earth Witch from the Alternative Stories and Fake Realities miniseries “The Angel’s Calling” by Victoria J Price Hazel is played by British voice actor and writer Maddy Searle, the creator and performer of the podcast The Prickwillow Papers Music and sound design are by Chris Gregory Transcript : “As an Earth witch, I know a thing or two about magic. I'll let you in on a secret: there's a little mag
Protect Your Privacy!
Protect Your Privacy was written and performed by Jordache and Nikki Richardson from the Top of the Round Podcast. PROTECT YOUR PRIVACY TRANSCRIPT WRITTEN AND PERFORMED BY JORDACHE AND NIKKI RICHARDSON Hi I’m Barry And I’m Susan And welcome to the Don’t Think Just Spend Network where we fulfill all your needs for twice the price. Are you tired of junk mail? Are you tired of people calling you? Send us your social security and credit card numbers and we’ll steal your identity – so they’re callin
You matter
I have something that I need you to do for me, since you’re already pausing to wash your hands. I need you to remember something super-important. Isolation isn’t just a physical thing. It’s mental, as well, and it can be scary and hard and dark. But you matter. I mean it. Even when you’re alone, you’re not. Reach out. Call. Text. You matter. You really do. Ignorance Was Bliss website: iwbpodcast.com Kate is a forensic psychologist and crisis clinician who collects stories, in an attempt to figu
Ken Burns: Quarantine pt 1
John P. Dowgin is a published playwright and screenwriter currently residing in New Jersey. His screenplay 'Mile 42' was a finalist at the '17 Austin Film Festival. John also co-created the comedy podcast 'Mission: Rejected' (@MissionRejected on Twitter) with his partners at The Porch Room, an independent production company whose works have been performed on three continents. A number of their plays have been published by Samuel French as part of the compilation 'Accidents Happen'. ANNOUNCER: P
November 2012: Part 3 of 3
Karin Heimdahl Karin is the creator of audio drama Y2K. In 2019, she won an Audioverse award for writing a spoken word monologue. She is also a voice actor, podcaster and drama teacher turned project manager. Voice acting credits include Mirrors, Vampires of White Chapel, Copperheart and Hit the Bricks. She produces and co-hosts Det nya svarta, a pop culture podcast in Swedish. Karin lives in Gothenburg, Sweden. Links Y2K website https://y2kpod.com/ Listen https://y2kpod.com/episodes/ Nove
The Wizard
Written by Eddie Louise | Performed by Justin Bremer Gardigal slammed his staff into the hard, slate flagstones, the ringing thunk timed to his footsteps as he traversed the breezeway between domestic chambers and his tower. He was not sure what Eilidgh thought she was up to, but the ridiculous notion that she could choose her own future was a weed that he would soon prune from her garden. The wails of the girl’s tears danced in his wake and a small smile crooked the corner of his lips. He would
Vampires!
JC De La Torre is the creator, head writer and producer of the Continuum Force and the Vampires of White Chapel audio dramas. He is an author (Ancient Rising), creator of the IDW comic series Star Mage, and with his wife, Rita, a filmmaker (Seekers of the Lost Worlds and the animated series version of Star Mage). JC’s previous voice acting credits include Buzz in Continuum Force, Rick in Doctor Geek’s Laboratory and various background characters in Vampires of White Chapel. He is also a composer
Once, in Cobalt
Once, in Cobalt... I ran until my feet could no longer carry me. I slumped down against a tree to catch my breath hoping he wasn’t close behind. I heard the stories, but I didn’t think they were true. Old Yellow Top? A name that makes a monstrous humanoid beast sound more like a child’s teddy bear. But I heard the footfall and I knew he was there before I even turned my head… where he held out a trillium, the first of the season and then slumped down beside me, smiling. Maybe his name was approp
Books While Handwashing
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Listen, Rinse, Repeat
How many times can you really sing Happy Birthday or the ABCs before you're ready to launch the paper towel dispenser out the nearest window? (Apparently the answer is 88, but we won't discuss how we know that.) To ease the pain of yet another 20 seconds standing at the sink, a group of podcasters have come together to create these 20-second (ish) shorts. Our Micro-Podcasts Against Micro-Organisms will entertain you AND help you reduce the spread of disease. So, fire one up, lather up, and list