Sinclair Wants to Help! A Supernatural Self-Help Podcast

Sinclair Wants to Help! A Supernatural Self-Help Podcast

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Sinclair Wants to Help! A Supernatural Self-Help Podcast is a horror-comedy series starring Sinclair, a minor-level deity who's lived for millions of years and collected millions of dollars in debt. Join him as he tells stories from his illustrious life and talks about all the wonderful and weird people he's met and places he's been and passes his knowledge and dark secrets onto you. 

2025 Public Domain Special!

2025 Public Domain Special!

Ring in the new year with Sinclair, as he goes over some of the new entries in the United States Public Domain! He's joined by a special guest, right from the 2025 Public Domain class, Popeye the Sailor! This episode includes irreverent humor, and references to politics and depictions of historical racist caricatures. Listener discretion is advised. Links to Public Domain 2025 information: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_in_public_domain https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_f

Jan 2, • 8:30

A Drunkard's Christmas Carol (Or; Sinclair's Roasting on an Open Fire)

A Drunkard's Christmas Carol (Or; Sinclair's Roasting on an Open Fire)

Sinclair is back, just in time for the Holidays! The daffy deity just wants to enjoy a lonely Christmas with his cat, a copious count of cocktails, and enough Detroit-style pizza to feed the militia of a small state. But a visit from the ghost of an occasional business associate drags Sinclair into the heart of a neo-Dickension nightmare. But Sinclair is no Scrooge, and the future holds little anxiety for a deathless creature of a million years of age. The past however... Will Sinclair's love of

Dec 21, 2024 • 44:58

Full Interview with Sinclair: MeevTeevNeev News

Full Interview with Sinclair: MeevTeevNeev News

Sinclair's full interview with MeevTeevNeev News, a preview of the upcoming audio drama series "Beyond Help" The Changeling Reporter was played by AJ Fidalgo Kaleidoscope was played by Jess McCoy The Screaming Voice was Alyssa Roldan and Lauren Tucker appeared as Countess Sanguine Amanto. Additional sound editing by Jess McCoy. Music and sound effects are in the public domain "I Ain't Got Nobody" performed by Marion Harris "Blue Skies" performed by William

Sep 21, 2024 • 8:51

Breaking News Update: Sinclair has been Found!

Breaking News Update: Sinclair has been Found!

After months of absence, Sinclair, the million-year-old minor deity with the attention span of a millisecond, has been found! Hear the exclusive story here first, then listen to the full interview with Sinclair, coming soon! The Changeling Reporter was played by AJ Fidalgo

Sep 20, 2024 • 1:42

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Mane finem cogito vestrum. Loquor cum amicis meis, cogito de te.et sciunt? Est animum amitto.

Sep 17, 2024 • 3:03

Duality: Uncut

Duality: Uncut

Happy Holidays!The full audio drama mini-series, in its entirety. Sinclair must protect a human from the persistent affections of a vampire countess, a job he thinks should be easy enough. But Sanguine Amanto is the kind of challenge Sinclair hasn't had in a long time. And can he protect someone who might not want to be saved? content warnings:Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy

Dec 15, 2023 • 2:36:19

Duality Part 4: The Conclusion

Duality Part 4: The Conclusion

Ian has gone to Sanguine, leaving Riley Kiley and Sinclair forced to put aside their issues and try to rescue him. But does Sinclair's plan put Ian in even more danger? Check out the conclusion of Duality! content warnings: Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy Public Domain songs used: I'm Gonna Get You performed by Mamie Smith and her Jazz Hounds I'm a Jazz Vampire performed by Marion Harris

Dec 1, 2023 • 42:53

Duality Part 3

Duality Part 3

Sinclair and Sanguine have another discussion over dinner, and Ian receives a package in the mail. content warnings: Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy

Nov 23, 2023 • 27:54

The Duality Drinking Game! (Part 3 Premieres November 23!)

The Duality Drinking Game! (Part 3 Premieres November 23!)

Enjoying Duality? Then here's a way to enjoy it more! Drink up and get ready for Part 3 of the limited event series on November 23rd.

Nov 15, 2023 • 1:44

Duality Part 2

Duality Part 2

In the second part of Duality, Sinclair meets Ian's best friend and learns just how committed Sanguine is to acquiring him. Sinclair teaches them both about vampires and goes to meet an old friend of his for help. content warnings:Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy.

Nov 7, 2023 • 43:49

Duality: Part 1

Duality: Part 1

In the first part of a multi-part story, Sinclair meets the meek journalist Ian Price, and takes on the job of protecting him from the advances of a beautiful and terrifying vampire Countess, Sanguine Amanto. content warnings:Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy.

Oct 27, 2023 • 50:26

Premiering Oct. 27th! Duality: A Sinclair Wants to Help! Limited Series (Trailer)

Premiering Oct. 27th! Duality: A Sinclair Wants to Help! Limited Series (Trailer)

In his first full-cast audio drama, Sinclair faces his most dangerous opponent yet, when he's contracted to protect amateur journalist Ian Price from vampire noblewoman Countess Sanguine Amanto, who has decided that Ian shall become her newest servant. Sinclair must find a way to protect Ian against the relentless stalking of the countess, and also find a way to stop himself from getting distracted.

Sep 24, 2023 • 2:50

Happy First Year Anniversary! Madison on the Air x Sinclair Wants to Help: The Lady With The Golden Hair

Happy First Year Anniversary! Madison on the Air x Sinclair Wants to Help: The Lady With The Golden Hair

Happy one-year anniversary! Sinclair is still busy with his latest case, but has left you a special message for the celebration, along with his recent crossover with Madison on the Air, now available on this feed. And get ready for more stories, coming very, very soon.

Sep 21, 2023 • 50:51

Sinclair's Outgoing Voicemail #1 (Hear him on the newest Madison On the Air!)

Sinclair's Outgoing Voicemail #1 (Hear him on the newest Madison On the Air!)

Send us a textSinclair is still busy with a new job, but you can hear him on September 1st in a crossover episode with Madison on the Air! Listen to Madison on the Air wherever you listen to podcasts, or check out the show's website below! Thank you Chrisi Talyn Saje for making this crossover a reality! https://www.madisonontheair.com/Wanna stay updated with Sinclair Wants to Help? Or just talk about the show? Then join the show's Discord server! https://discord.gg/nbwqBbT35

Aug 30, 2023 • 1:27

The Mail Gaze

The Mail Gaze

Send us a textIn this episode, Sinclair teaches about the dangers of reading other people's mail. Go ahead, take a peek!Content Warning: References to historical tragedy and terroristic acts.

Jun 15, 2023 • 22:01

Sinclair Pays the Piper

Sinclair Pays the Piper

Send us a textSinclair has been hired to hunt down the Pied Piper of Hamelin, to take revenge for what was taken from the village. Don't blow off this story! Content Warning: References to human trafficking, implications of child abuse, depictions of violence, and depictions of animal death.

May 25, 2023 • 31:50

Spring Update!

Spring Update!

Send us a textIt's a long overdue update for Spring, talking about upcoming episodes, the Audio Verse Awards, my physical form, and even answering a letter from a fan!

May 7, 2023 • 6:15

The Big Wheel

The Big Wheel

Send us a textSinclair returns with a story of technology and innovation from the dawn of time! Let the good times roll!A special thanks to the Not-Quite-Ready-for-Primitive-Time Players, who are:Jacob BirksClay ClarkRen

Apr 21, 2023 • 34:50

Sinclair Returns this Spring!

Sinclair Returns this Spring!

Send us a textSinclair Wants to Help! A Supernatural Self-Help Podcast returns this Spring! Catch up on the series now, and get ready for three all-new stories of horror and hilarity! Need Advice from Sinclair? Email the show at sinclairwantstohelp@gmail.com, and the goofy god will read your problem and offer a divine solution!

Feb 11, 2023 • 2:32

2023 New Year's Resolution Special!

2023 New Year's Resolution Special!

Send us a textHappy New Year! Join Sinclair as he offers advice on how to stay focused on your New Year's Resolutions, featuring letters written by some of your favorite audio drama podcasters! It's a great start to a year we've all been dreading! A Special Thanks to the shows who contributed emails to this show:Human-B-Gon! https://www.human-b-gon.com/October's Children! https://octoberschildrenpodcast.captivate.fm/The Night Post! https://nightpostpod.com/Small Victories! https://...

Jan 8, 2023 • 18:32

December Update!

December Update!

Send us a textHere are important updates for the show going into the end of the year!

Dec 3, 2022 • 3:49

Tiny Tim, Who Did Not Die: The Sinclair Wants to Help! Holiday Spectacular

Tiny Tim, Who Did Not Die: The Sinclair Wants to Help! Holiday Spectacular

Send us a textEbeneezer Scrooge has gone mad, Tiny Tim has become immortal, The Krampus is enraged, and Sinclair, the million-year-old minor-level deity, is going to find a way to profit from it. Because isn't that what the holidays are really about? Unwrap this special episode of Sinclair Wants to Help! A Supernatural Self-Help Podcast.

Dec 2, 2022 • 57:43

November Update!

November Update!

Send us a textHello everyone, Sinclair here! This is the first of the monthly update episodes I'll be doing to let you all know what's going on with the show, as well as talk about other things on occasion. If you love the show, there's exciting news you won't want to miss.

Nov 4, 2022 • 8:27

Halloween Mini-Episode: A Well-Done is Rare, For a Medium

Halloween Mini-Episode: A Well-Done is Rare, For a Medium

Send us a textIn this Halloween mini-episode, Sinclair tells a ghostly tale of psychic mediums, family loyalty, copious irony, and Cajun accents. Consider it a little treat for the season.

Oct 22, 2022 • 8:49

Episode 3:The Checkmate Killings

Episode 3:The Checkmate Killings

Send us a textIn this episode of Sinclair Wants to Help!, Sinclair tells a story of zealous worship, raucous music, and the brutal murder of beloved royal icons. You can't help falling in love with this bizarre mystery told by Sinclair the Soultradesmen!Content Warning:Depiction of crime scene, Serial Murder, Allusions to Sexual Harrassment

Sep 21, 2022 • 42:46

Episode 2:The Life and Times of Milo Pendry

Episode 2:The Life and Times of Milo Pendry

Send us a textIn this installment of Sinclair Wants to Help!, Sinclair tells the story of one of his dear friends, Milo Pendry, America's Happiest Executioner. You'll hear how he became beloved by townsfolk and condemned prisoners alike, how he crusaded against the electric chair, and how he became a performing superstar. You'll be hanging at every word!Content Warning:Depictions of Capitial Punishment, Outlandish Animal Cruelty, Grieving for Loss of a Loved One, Parricide

Sep 21, 2022 • 29:07

Episode 1: The Last Red Scent

Episode 1: The Last Red Scent

Updated and Improved mix and cut! In the first episode of Sinclair Wants to Help!, Sinclair introduces himself, and tells the history of Lenny Sarkon, the Megaladon Corporation, and a pet craze that was doomed to the cutest of tragedies. You'll really want to sink your teeth into it! Content Warning: Violence, Drug Use, Outlandish Animal Cruelty

Sep 21, 2022 • 22:41

Sinclair Wants to Help! Volume 1 Trailer

Sinclair Wants to Help! Volume 1 Trailer

Send us a textSinclair Wants to Help! Volume 1 contains three hilarious and bizarre short stories told with a flair that only its host, the million-year-old minor-level deity Sinclair The Soultradesman can supply. Coming this Fall!

Aug 28, 2022 • 2:15

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