Derps and Dragons
Derps and Dragons
Welcome to Derps and Dragons, an actual play D&D podcast! Dungeon Master JD guides the derps, Meagan, Cory, Cameron, and Jackson, through a hectic world recovering from a series of devastating global wars. They must forge their own path to glory all while dealing with their personal turmoil, a mysterious and cunning evil force, constant shenanigans, and of course crazy dice rolls! New Episodes released every other Tuesday. https://linktr.ee/derpsanddragons
Episode 43 - Finding a leg and Finding Trouble
Send us a textThe Derps seperate and explore the land of Gee & Gup! Deok and Breewyn follow the call of nature, while Djartus, Ziric, and Pixis go looking for a lost leg.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits:"Meatball Parade” “Teller of Tales”"Earth Prelude""Temple of the Manes""March og the Spoons""Sneaky Adventure""Long Note Two""Crossing the Chasm"Clash Defiant"&qu
Episode 42 - The Master of Misfits
Send us a textThe Derps arrive in the nation of Roth and are introduced to Wyatt Finch's mysterious and powerful business partner, then some chaos ensues.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits:"Meatball Parade” “Teller of Tales”"Investigations""Silver Flame""Gypsy Shoegazer""Dragon anf Toast""Path of the Goblin King""Soaring""Thinking Music""Pippin the Hunch
Episode 41 - A Day of Haggling
Send us a textThe Derps land for a quick resupply on Sharktooth Island and end up having to run some unexpected errands for an old friend of Wyatt Finch. PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits:"Meatball Parade” “Teller of Tales”"Investigations""Miris Magic Dance""Porch Blues""Gypsy Shoegazer""Magic Escape Room""Thinking Music""Hackbeat""Whiskey on the Mississippi
Episode 40 - Mishaps on the Mulligan
Send us a textWelcome back to arc 3 of Derps and Dragons! Join the Derps as they fly towards new misadventures and look for answers and allies after the loss of the Gilded Grove to the High Heresy!PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits:"Meatball Parade” “Teller of Tales”"Thunder Dreams""Midnight Tale""Plaint""Magic Scout""Feelin' Good""Master of the Feast""Sneaky Adve
The Drunken Recap Part II
Send us a textBreewyn, Djartus, Deok, and Wyatt Finch gather around the kitchen table onboard The Mulligan and have themselves many, many drinks as they drunkenly recall what they've been through these past few very eventful weeks. . .PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits"Meatball Parade""Midnight Tale""Porch Blues""Teller of the Tales""Sneaky Adventure""Silver Flame""Mo
Episode 39 - Subterfuge, Spell, and Ship
Send us a textThe Derps check the statuses of Zeeth and Pickwick then meet up with Wyatt Finch. Meanwhile, Deok lies, sneaks, and successfully fails his way into the college.With the gang back together, a new plan is formulated and begrudgingly executed.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits:"Meatball Parade” “Teller of Tales”“Investigations”“Dragon and Toast”“Lord of the Land”“Marty Gots a Plan”“Thinking Music”“Monkeys Spinning Monkeys
Episode 38 - How to Win Assistants and Influence Guard Captains
Send us a textMost of the Derps make their way to GU, searching for a new plan for quelling the crisis created by High Heresy. Deok receives a promotion and makes some new friends while setting out on his own side-quest. TRIGGER WARNING: CLIFFHANGER!!!!!!!!OWOPatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits:"Meatball Parade” “Teller of Tales”"Silver Flame""March of the Spoons""Dragon and Toast""We Got Trouble
Episode 37 - Cult Rituals for Dummies
Send us a textDeok helps the High Heresy with their ritual and then the derps plan their escape.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits:"Meatball Parade” “Teller of Tales”“Temple of the Manes”“The Chamber”“Oppressive Gloom”“Ancient Rite”“Marty Gots a Plan”“Crossing the Chasm”“We Got Trouble”“Mountain Emperor”“Virtutes Vocis”“Lightless Dawn”“March of the Spoons”“Path of the Goblin King”All by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under
Episode 36 - ...And Your Enemies Closer
Send us a textBreewyn, Djartus, and Ziric infiltrate the High Heresy with hopes of freeing Deok, but Deok has some plans of his own...PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits:"Meatball Parade” “Teller of Tales”“Covert Affair”“Silver Flame”“The Pyre”“Dragon and Toast”“Infados”“Lightless Dawn”“Sneaky Adventure”“Path of the Goblin King”“Porch Blues”“Monkeys Spinning Monkeys”“Temple of the Manes”“Thinking Music”“Ancient Rite”“Gregorian Chant”
Episode 35 - Three Down, One to Go
Send us a textZiric rejoins Breewyn and Djartus and together they sort through what everyone knows. Deok ingrains himself deeper into the High Heresy.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits:"Meatball Parade” “Teller of Tales”“Lord of the Land”“Midnight Tale”“DD Grove”“Plaint”“Truth in the Stones”“Dragon and Toast”“March of the Spoons”“Path of the Goblin King”All by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attri
Episode 34 - Keep Your Friends Close
Send us a textBreewyn heads to the north gate with Djartus following the clues she leaves behind. Ziric once again attempts to escape. And Deok goes deeper uncover.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits:"Meatball Parade” “Teller of Tales”“Pippin the Hunchback”“Midnight Tale”“Interloper”“Firebrand”“Mountain Emperor”“Expeditionary”“Dragon and Toast”“Trouble with Tribals”“March of the Spoons”“Scheming Weasel”“Sneaky Adventure”“Soaring”All
Episode 33 - Interrogating Ennisbottoms
Send us a textThe Derps have been scattered all across The Guilded Grove. Djartus, naked and afraid, turns back to face the enemy. Breewyn gets a room for her and her captive. Meanwhile, Deok and Ziric come to some shocking revelations.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits:"Meatball Parade” “Teller of Tales”“The Pyre”“Lightless Dawn”“Crossing the Chasm”“Silver Flame”“Comfortable Mystery”“Dragon and Toast”“Midnight Tale”“Marty Gots a Pl
Episode 32 - Mission Successfully Failed
Send us a textThe Derps scrambel to get their bearings after their plan is successful.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits:"Meatball Parade” “Teller of Tales”“Lasting Hope”“Marty Gots a PLan”“Lightless Dawn”“Truth In Stones”“Sneaky Adventures”“ Sneaky Snitch”“Scheming Weasel Slower”“Scheming Weasel Faster”“Magic Escape Room”“Long Note One”“Drums of the Deep”“Clash Defiant”“Thunder Dreams”“Rynos Theme”All by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech
Episode 31 - Best Laid Plans
Send us a textThe Derps kidnap a politician for the greater good, and everything goes to plan....at first?PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits:"Meatball Parade” “Teller of Tales”“Master of the Feast”“Covert Affair”“Magic Escape Room”“Gagool”“Dances and Dames”“Hard Boiled”“Village Consort”“Monkeys Spinning Monkeys”Heart of the Beast”“I Knew a Guy”“Log Note One”“Drums of the Deep”“Griphop”“Dark Walk”All by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.co
Episode 30 - Daddy Issues
Send us a textDeok and Ziric get their feathers ruffled, Brewin and Djuartus have fun at the carnaval, and a dangerously derpy plan is made.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits:"Meatball Parade"“Teller of Tales”“Midnight Tale”“Lobby Time” “Procession of the King”“Take a Chance”“Master of the Feast”“Sneaky Snitch”“Village Consort”“Night in Venice”“Long Note One”“Mountain Emperor”“Gagool”“Marty Gots a Plan”“Scheming Weasel”“Covert
Episode 29 - Flock Together
Send us a textThe derps get more information about the upcoming election, Ziric meets more of his family, and Deok makes a disturbing discovery about his own family. PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits:"Meatball Parade"“Teller of Tales”“Midnight Tale”“Lobby Time” “Walking Along” “Wallpaper” “Pride”“Long Note Two”“Silver Flame” “I Knew a Guy”“Darkest Child” All by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons:
Episode 28 - Goofing Around the Gilded Grove
Send us a textThe Derps have a strange encounter on the way to the Gilded Grove and spend the day exploring the city when they arrive.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits:"Meatball Parade""Teller of Tales""Drums of the Deep""Midnight Tale""Redletter""Marty Gots a Plan""Sneaky Adventure""Pippin the Hunchback""Devonshire Waltz Allegretto""Cool Vib
Episode 27 - Big Rituals
Send us a textThe derps participate in a ritual, get a glimpse of the future, and deal with their past.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits:"Meatball Parade""Teller of Tales""Midnight Tale""Truth in the Stones""Sky Cuillin""Wholesome""Sneaky Adventure""Enchanted Journey""Pippin the Hunchback""Plaint""Gagool"All by Kevin MacLeod (i
Episode 26 - Keys, Trees, and Deez
Send us a textThe Derps venture deeper into the Pale Grove, hoping to find the keys needed to open the Hall of Records. Will Ziric learn more of his past? Will the Derps ever find Mara Blackhelm? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z! PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits:"Meatball Parade""Teller of Tales""Earth Prelude""Silver Flame""Drums of the Deep""Mountain Emperor""Colossu
Episode 25 - Birds of a Feather
Send us a textThe Derps finish up their business in Tinkport before saying their goodbyes and hitting the road heading for Zirics' home town, The Pale Grove.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits:"Meatball Parade""Teller of Tales""Plaint""Wholesome""Silver Blue Light""Silver Flame""Midnight Tale""Magic Scout""Odyssey""Healing"All by Kevi
Episode 24 - A Hot Night in Tinkport
Send us a textThe Derps make their way back to town after being reverse ambushed and find out Tinkport doesn't have a buck brigade. Blackbraid turns out to be an even bigger butthead than the group originally thought..PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits"Meatball Parade""Teller of Tales""Drums of the Deep""Plaint""Scheming Weasel Slower""March of the Mind""Clash Defiant&
Episode 23 - Searching for Smugglers
Send us a textThe Derps get roped into doing a stakeout for the Tinkport Border Patrol. But first they spend the day getting ready, and digging for answers.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits"Meatball Parade""Teller of Tales""Ambler" "Juniper""Danse Morialta""The Entertainer""Thunder Dreams""Curse of the Scarab""Silver Blue Light""Scheming Wease
Episode 22 - Trouble In Tinkport
Send us a textThe Derps arrive in Breewyn's hometown of Tinkport! Breewyn finds out her family has gotten a little bigger while Deok and Ziric find out that they are in trouble with the authorities.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits"Meatball Parade""Teller of Tales""Master of the Feast" "Magic Scout""Wholesome""Sneaky Adventure""Kawai Kitsune""Sneaky Snitch&q
Episode 21 - Peace Out Palion
Send us a textWelcome back to arc 2 of Derps and Dragons! Join the Derps as they hit the open road to follow Mara Blackhelm, investigate High Heresy, and battle more nasty boys. PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits"Meatball Parade" "Juniper""Feelin’ Good""Magic Scout""Midnight Tale" "Soaring""Sneaky Adventure""Trouble With Tribals"All by Kevin MacLeod (incompe
Arc 1: Drunken Recap
Send us a textBreewyn, Djartus, and Deok meet back in Anthos for drinks and to check up on everything that's happened so far. PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits"Meatball Parade"All by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Support the show
The HoliDerp Special
Send us a textHappy holidays from Derps and Dragons!Wyatt finch sits the derps down to tell them an age old Yuletide story. Four ye merry adventurers set off to find the village's missing children and save the holiDAY!PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits"Dance of the Tuba Plum Fairy""Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy""Holiday Weasel""Scheming Weasel faster""Wish Background""Angels W
Episode 20 - Back at Blackhelm Manor
Send us a textThe Derps return to Blackhelm's manor to get to the bottom of the night's events. Something seems amiss as they travel empty halls in an empty home. What do they find? Find out this time on Derps and Dragons Arc 1 Finale!PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits"Meatball Parade""Teller of the Tales""Blue Feather""Gregorian Chant""The Chamber""Cool Vibes""I
Episode 19 - Murders, Mysteries, and Magic Circles
Send us a textThe Derps descended into the deep, dark dungeon of the Blackhelm Manor. While they wander, they can't help but wonder where he went...PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits"Meatball Parade""Teller of the Tales""Blue Feather""Gregorian Chant""Mountain Emperor""Sky Cuillin""Ossuary 5 - Rest""The Chamber""Errigal"All by Kevin MacLeod (i
Episode 18 - Gala Gone Awry
Send us a textThe music isn't the only thing swinging at this party, and the Derps find out they aren't the only ones with a secret plan.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits"Meatball Parade""Teller of the Tales""Waltz - Tchaikovsky Op. 40""Brandenburg No4-1""Feelin’ Good""Chromatic Fantasia""Blue Feather""Snowdrop""Ossuary 1 - A Beginning"&q
Episode 17 - Derps, Deals, and a Dragon(born)
Send us a textThe Derps spend the day checking in on an acquaintance, doing a little shopping, making a new friend, and preparing for the Blackhelm Gala.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits "Meatball Parade""Teller of the Tales""Hard Boiled""Silver Flame""The Pyre""Expeditionary""Feelin’ Good""Deadly Roulette""Brandenburg No4-1 BWV1049""Waltz - T
Episode 16 - Ballrooms and Banter
Send us a textThe Derps continue prepare for the gala with Wyatt. Things are gonna get wet, wild,...and a little personal.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits "Meatball Parade""Teller of the Tales""Porch Blues""Firebrand""Plaint""Juniper""Magic Scout - Farm""Silver Blue Light""Redletter""Hot Swing""Night in Venice" "Semi-Funk&
Episode 15 - Bites, Bombs, and the Basics
Send us a textThe Derps find themselves between a box and a hard place. P.S. This episode is a bomb.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits "Meatball Parade""Teller of the Tales""Clash Defiant" "Dark Walk""Porch Blues""Walking Along" "I Knew a Guy""Magic Scout - Farm""DD Groove""Blue Feather""Redletter""The Pyer""Covert
Episode 14 (Take 2) - The Meaning of Drip
Send us a textThe Derps are invited to a high class gala, but first, they're gonna need some high class clothes. Later, they investigate a lead concerning a name they thought they'd never hear again.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits "Meatball Parade""Teller of the Tales""Burnt Spirit""Porch Blues""Marty Gots a Plan""Midnight Tale""Feelin’ Good""Cool Vi
Episode 13 - The Sensitive Package
Send us a textThe Derps are asked to handle a large, sensitive package with their new scaly friend. Which one of The Derps is a package-peeping Tom?TRIGGER WARNING: FEDERAL FELONY and some really fun murder.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits "Meatball Parade""Teller of the Tales""Heart of the Beast""Porch Blues""DD Grove""Midnight Tale""Silver Flame""Monkeys Spinn
Episode 12 - Hello S&F Co.
Send us a textZiric and Deok sneak through S&F, Co. When they return to the inn, everyone is in for a rude wake up call. PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits "Meatball Parade""Teller of the Tales""Sneaky Snitch""Lobby Time""Drums of the Deep""Firebrand""Heart of the Beast""Dances of Dames"All by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Co
Episode 11 - Doin' Crime
Send us a textThe Derps continue there exciting day in Palion. Deok and Ziric do a little shopping; while Breewyn and Djartus take a quick jog through the city. PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits "Meatball Parade""Teller of the Tales""Chill""Chase""Hard Boiled""Sneaky Snitch""Sneaky Adventure""Miami Viceroy""Pippin the Hunchback""Envision&quo
Episode 10 - Grandma's Favorite Mercenary
Send us a textThe Derps have their first day in the city. Breewyn and Djartus have a killer time at a blacksmith's shop. Deok and Ziric run into a former work place associate on their way to market. PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits "Meatball Parade""Drums of the Deep""Teller of the Tales""Midnight Tale""Master of the Feast""Sneaky Snitch""Monkeys Spinning Monkeys&q
Episode 9 - The City of Palion
Send us a textThe Derps fight some frightening flying foes and then explore the city of Palion.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits "Meatball Parade""Teller of Tales""The Pyre""Drums of the Deep""Five Armies""Juniper""Master of the Feast""Kawai Kitsune""Dances and Dames"All by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribu
Episode 8 - Nice COCKatrice
Send us a textThe derps set out towards Palion. Left is right, campfire grandpa stories, and some chickens. PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits "Meatball Parade""Teller of Tales""Earth Prelude""Curse of the Scarab""Ancient Rite""Pippin the Hunchback""The Pyre" "Farm""Thunder Dreams"All by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Comm
Episode 7 - A Job Well Done
Send us a textThe derps battle some nasty boys. Deok's navigation skills out shine Sasha's. Everyone has a night off. PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits "Meatball Parade""Teller of Tales""Blue Ska""Dances and Dames""Earth Prelude""Curse of the Scarab""Ancient Rite""Soaring""Feelin Good""Pippin the Hunchback""Revival"
Episode 6 - The Derps are Back in Town
Send us a textDeok is a drag. They travel over the river and through the woods. The derps get a new assignment.PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits "Meatball Parade" "Teller of Tales""Clash Defiant""Wallpaper""Daily Beetle" "Dances and Dames""The Pyer""Kawai Kitsune""Master of the Feast""Plaint""Five Armies"All by Kevin MacLeod
Episode 5 - Where's the Bird?
Send us a textThe derps leave the bandit camp with a bang and take a quick dip on the way back to town. PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits "Meatball Parade""Arcadia""Sneaky Snitch""Holiday Weasel" "Griphop""Scheming Weasel slower""Plaint""Nerves""Danger Storm""Drums of the Deep"All by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creativ
Episode 4 - Base of Operations
Send us a textThe Derps travel down the caves and find more than they expected. Deok graduates, Ziric gets a book, Breewyn finds 'one man's trash', and Djartus makes 'not a joke'. PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits "Meatball Parade""Arcadia""Scheming Weasel Slower""Feelin Good""Sneaky Snitch""Holiday Weasel""Griphop""Firebrand""
Episode 3 - Goat Rescue
Send us a textDeok has been captured!! The rest of the derps recruit Deputy Finch to rescue him. PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits "Meatball Parade""Dances and Dames""Scheming Weasel Slower""Call to Adventure""Spider Eyes""Firebrand""Take the Lead""Teller of the Tales"All by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0
Episode 2 - Following The Lizard
Send us a textWith the help of a lizard and Mother Earth, the derps leisurely hike over the river and through the woods, and finds some new friends and their sick campsite. TW: KetchupPatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits "Dances and Dames""Feelin Good" "Meatball Parade" "Nerves" "Scheming Weasel""Soaring""Teller of the Tales"All by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licens
Episode 1 - Looking For A Job
Send us a textTwo mailmen, a merchant, and a statue walk into a barn…you meet the derps and the derps meet each other. The adventure begins and so do the goofy antics. PatreonInstagramFacebookTwitterDiscordCover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart)Music Credits "Arcadia""Call to Adventure""Drums of the Deep" "Feelin Good" "Firebrand""Kawai Kitsune""March of the Mind" "Master of the Feast" "Meatball Parade"